1c6bf3 No.2337029
Making threads gives me anxiety
ae7e45 No.2337034
ANXIETY THREAD AHHHHHHHHH
>>2337025 (Erio)
What? Nah. I'm straight.
651e44 No.2337035
>>2337032
That's too straight forward.
c9f616 No.2337036
>>2337032
Good times and other stuff idk. It's the music of my people from the other side of Earth!
258c62 No.2337037
>>2337032
i know you would
i said dont apply your standards for yourself to me
efbe74 No.2337038
The longer I use windows 10 the more I start disliking it
Why does it come with Bonzi buddy pre installed?
392cf9 No.2337039
>>2337031
eh, things a bit fucked, going to prison on monday, but oh well, i’m alright, just ordered tasty fried breakfast, my friend coming round tonight for drinks and he staying to take my dog to his on monday.
>>2337032
good, i ordered breakfast, i got bacon and eggs and square sausage and link sausage and black pudding and hash browns and toast and beans on the way youu?
c9f616 No.2337040
>>2337039
aaahhhhhh that's what I was worried about too ;_;
how long will u be in for?
392cf9 No.2337041
>>2337040
noooo idea. find out in the day :/
efbe74 No.2337042
Also have you seen this amazing video yet ?
Lucker is pretty cute
Hes amazing even . . . . . .
ae7e45 No.2337043
>>2337041
Erin, what do you think I should do with Aneki?
You wouldn't somehow be magically able to restore it to what it was, huh?
392cf9 No.2337046
>>2337043
hmm, how do you mean? i wouldn’t be able to get the posts back if that’s what you mean :/
c9f616 No.2337047
>>2337041
RIP. You will be missed <3
6b9a8b No.2337048
>>2337029
I'll protect you
-hugs tightly- ♥
>>2337034
U've cybered men
>>2337035
Sometimes you have to be bold and straightforward to get what you want in life
>>2337036
But ur even more injun than Elizabeth Warren is
>>2337037
I understand that the autistic have trouble interpreting social things
It's ok
>>2337038
How do I access that
>>2337039
Sounds good ^^ Except idk what black pudding tastes like; definitely want to try it tho
I'm pretty good, just had a strawberry milkshake
651e44 No.2337049
>>2337048
In that case I'll have some digital affection, please.
258c62 No.2337050
>>2337042
yes its amazing
>>2337048
if you understood that you wouldnt have said i should have understood that
c9f616 No.2337051
392cf9 No.2337052
>>2337047
ty 💖 i will be okay.
>>2337048
it’s really really good, it’s made of oats, spices, and pig blood. you can get it battered from chip shops here, pic related
ae7e45 No.2337053
>>2337044
Boring, innit?
>Wait it's smug.
It hurts.
>>2337046
Yeah, that's what I meant. Figured. Thanks.
Still, what to do?
>>2337048
*shrug*
efbe74 No.2337054
>>2337048
Its called "Cortana"
They tried to hide it
>>2337050
Should I make more later ?
1c6bf3 No.2337055
>>2337045
I don't remember saying that first part
Seems like a lot of effort just to make fun of me
efbe74 No.2337056
Erin do you know how long you're going to prison for yet ?
efbe74 No.2337058
>>2337055
all I did was copy and past a few posts you made into a text to speech thing online
took like 5 minutes if even
392cf9 No.2337059
>>2337053
i’m not sure
you could make it into like a plaque to all of anime threadery, or you could lock it down so only you can post there, then use it to store the most important posts of all time?
>>2337056
nope, i won’t know till the judge lady sentenced me, then i’ll gonstright from court to prison. going to try arrange for my lawyer to let my friend know and my friend to email nick and let him know, so you can prob find out from nick after
efbe74 No.2337060
>>2337057
Then give me content !
ae7e45 No.2337061
>>2337059
I don't want to lock it. It was locked, that's why I claimed it.
A plaque? What would that look like?
efbe74 No.2337062
>>2337059
Well whats the worst it could be ?
c9f616 No.2337063
>>2337052
>>2337059
>nope, i won’t know till the judge lady sentenced me, then i’ll gonstright from court to prison. going to try arrange for my lawyer to let my friend know and my friend to email nick and let him know, so you can prob find out from nick after
This was going to be my next question! I hope they go easy on you!! I need rest and I genuinely wish you the best. You're a good one, Erin
1c6bf3 No.2337064
>>2337053
I mean women are better overall but IDK how you can be satisfied with the same sex all the time
>>2337058
What's that garbled bit at the beginning
258c62 No.2337065
>>2337060
what do you want
efbe74 No.2337066
>>2337064
Its trying to say konichiwa but it can't figure it out
ae7e45 No.2337067
>>2337064
I mean, I'm a kissless virgin.
So far I've pretty much been satisfied with nothing.
Bisexual masterrace though. I wouldn't mind having the gay too, if I had it.
Except that men are yucky to me, so I can't imagine being gay.
1c6bf3 No.2337068
>>2337066
Oh OK
I'm not so much of a weeb to actually say konichiwa
392cf9 No.2337069
>>2337061
well that would also be locked, i meant like, just locked board with one post on it, with a few paragraphs about animus and the posters and stuff
>>2337062
difficult question. max on all four charges was 55 years to life, but i got two charges dropped with a plea deal. max still has one count of life in it, but i won’t get max. reddit kids thought 2-6 years, but yeah, it’s a mystery
>>2337063
thanks bebop, you’re too nice.
have a good sleep 💖
1c6bf3 No.2337070
>>2337067
Kissing girls is more fun
Unless it's with a guy you like
ae7e45 No.2337071
>>2337045
That bit in the middle was... oof.
1c6bf3 No.2337072
>>2337071
The drugs part?
You weren't there for that were you?
efbe74 No.2337073
>>2337065
I dunno
all I have right now are pictures of Squash's body pillows with gay furries on them
>>2337068
Oh well I don't really know that
I just thought it was funny
>>2337069
Well hopefully its only 2 years
>>2337071
Which part ?
6b9a8b No.2337074
Erin is precious
>>2337049
-pets your hair- ♥
How u
>>2337050
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5zW4xiWQAEZicQ.jpg
u made this cake
>>2337051
I'm a quarter Irish
How Irish do u have to be to like the bad song u linked
>>2337052
Yeah the pig blood is the main reason why I'm interested
I've never had anything with blood as a primary ingredient before
>>2337053
-fug-
>>2337054
If it can't take the form of a gorilla it's useless
258c62 No.2337075
>>2337073
i cant help you then
>>2337074
i dont understand
efbe74 No.2337076
>>2337074
But then people would start catching on to what they are doing.
They gotta be sneaky about it.
392cf9 No.2337077
>>2337073
yeah, hopefully :/
>>2337074
it’s super tasty
nick thinks it’s disgusting and is scared to try it, which is confusing cause he used to be into bloodplay stuff lolol
651e44 No.2337078
>>2337074
I'm good, decided not to go out tonight.
efbe74 No.2337079
>>2337075
Instigate something
>>2337077
What are you gonna do before it happens ?
ae7e45 No.2337080
>>2337072
Yeah, the drugs part.
I don't know if I was. I feel like I've heard it before, but I've heard so many stories like it that I just ain't sure.
" Well I wasn't trying to kill myself but I sure was disappointed to wake up " is one hell of a sentence.
>>2337073
See ^
>>2337074
I've cybered people I didn't know were guys. Or that you couldn't tell were guys, even during, since they were being girls, you know?
But never a guy I'd seen or heard. That's a nono.
392cf9 No.2337082
>>2337079
just drinks and a lil cocaine with a friend, pack up some stuff for him to take, nothing major.
1c6bf3 No.2337083
>>2337080
It was like 6 or 7 years ago
I've been dealing with suicidal feelings most of my life but I'm pretty sure I only actually meant to kill myself once
efbe74 No.2337084
>>2337080
Desert tried to kill himself with pills once
Thats the only person I can think of thats done that
>>2337081
Start something
efbe74 No.2337086
>>2337082
hopefully people somehow get drugs in prsion
efbe74 No.2337087
>>2337085
That would be ideal
392cf9 No.2337088
>>2337086
not sure id do drugs in prison, seems smarter to avoid any debt
258c62 No.2337089
>>2337087
get a korean/chinese poster
efbe74 No.2337090
>>2337088
Probably not
don't wanna add any time
efbe74 No.2337091
>>2337089
How am I supposed to do that ?
All gooks look the same to me
392cf9 No.2337092
>>2337090
i wouldn’t worry about that, the prison system is a total shambles, they don’t care, just don’t want to be owing people money in prison
ae7e45 No.2337093
>>2337082
>>2337069
Ah, right. That wouldn't be so bad.
But completely locked boards are against the rules.
>>2337070
I'd only kiss girls I like in the first place.
efbe74 No.2337094
>>2337092
Are you going to a female prison ?
Become the queen
258c62 No.2337095
>>2337091
go find one
>All gooks look the same to me
theres 90% chance its a chinese/korean
392cf9 No.2337096
>>2337093
oh, i didn’t know that
idk what to do, get creative c:
>>2337094
lol nobody has been able to answer that question
ae7e45 No.2337097
>>2337083
I was there, but I can't remember stuff from that far back.
*pat pat*
>>2337084
Desert?
I know of more attempted suicide by threaders, but that wasn't pills.
efbe74 No.2337098
>>2337095
I mean I know some but i'm not bringing them here.
they would stop having a crush on me probably
>>2337096
Feels like something they probably should tell you.
>>2337097
Like what ?
392cf9 No.2337099
>>2337098
nobody will know until sentencing :/
258c62 No.2337100
>>2337098
youre not committed to this at all
efbe74 No.2337101
>>2337099
Would we be able to look up the sentence online somehow ?
>>2337100
Its not worth doing that though
6b9a8b No.2337102
>>2337075
Of course u don't
>>2337076
What they should do is add MORE optional animals to choose from
>>2337077
Yeah blood is nice
Looks like you're holding up alright and everything despite having a sentencing on Monday; seems like you're pretty strong ♥
Sorry Mandy is a self-righteous dumbass btw
>>2337078
Where were you going to go?
>>2337080
There are NO cishet people on /animus/
258c62 No.2337103
>>2337101
im not going to do all the work
efbe74 No.2337104
>>2337102
I kinda want a snake telling me what to do.
>>2337103
I'm the one making the video buddy
1c6bf3 No.2337105
>>2337093
You've never wanted a cute guy to hold you close when you're upset, or to tilt your face towards his and surprise you with a passionate and romantic kiss that keeps going until you're on your back underneath him breathing heavily?
>>2337097
It's OK
There's screenshots somewhere
392cf9 No.2337106
>>2337101
probably but i’m not giving out all my personal info, just ask nick :3
>>2337102
heh, thanks.
lol, it’s alright, if he can’t be civil it’s his ass it’s gonna jump up and bit one day.
efbe74 No.2337107
>>2337106
I bet hes gonna be pretty mad in the next few days though
Idk if I want to ask him
651e44 No.2337108
>>2337102
One of my friendos wanted me to come out and meet his single co-workers.
ae7e45 No.2337109
>>2337098
I think Panda tried Neckrope.
>>2337102
There's me.
>>2337105
>You've never wanted a cute guy to hold you close when you're upset, or to tilt your face towards his and surprise you with a passionate and romantic kiss that keeps going until you're on your back underneath him breathing heavily?
No, I really never have.
>Screenshots.
...I'm good, thanks.
258c62 No.2337110
>>2337102
>Of course u don't
then why send me it without explaining it
ae7e45 No.2337111
1c6bf3 No.2337112
>>2337109
You're lame and boring
A good man who takes initiative is the best
efbe74 No.2337113
>>2337109
did the rope break ?
How do you fail at that ?
758112 No.2337114
Do you still have anxiety?
1c6bf3 No.2337115
>>2337114
I am a sassy bundle of anxiety, memes, and childhood trauma
758112 No.2337118
>>2337117
Doesn't really matter. I'll get to everything eventually.
e39885 No.2337120
ae7e45 No.2337121
Fort took the long way.
Back.
>>2337112
Probably, just not for me!
>>2337113
...Right?
I dunno either, man.
e39885 No.2337122
ae7e45 No.2337123
>>2337122
Thank thank.
How'd you drop your name?
Posting somewhere else anonymously or something?
ef3652 No.2337124
>>2337029
-brings you raspberry oolong tea to help you feel more relaxed-
ae7e45 No.2337126
>>2337125
I almost got alcohol earlier today, but it would have taken me a while while carrying heavy stuff. Might get it later, still.
And I'd still need to talk to people to drink, anyway.
530177 No.2337127
>>2337125
Do not spike Sonata's drink with alcohol
405ac8 No.2337128
>>2337126
put it in a shot glass and down it~
you don't need to talk to anyone...
get a smol bottle like the one you see here
>
>>2337127
opps~
ae7e45 No.2337129
>>2337128
Nope. Gotta talk to someone.
That's the rule I set.
6b9a8b No.2337130
Blood-chan have u actually been drunk yet
392cf9 No.2337133
i love when my dog is under my covers and she licks my foot or my leg
she is not a licky dog so it feels super special
405ac8 No.2337134
>>2337129
you should start with wine...
liquor has a strong taste
>>2337130
only tipsy haha
ae7e45 No.2337136
>>2337134
I've drank before!
I hold my liqour well
530177 No.2337137
>>2337128
Who's blood-chan
where
405ac8 No.2337138
>>2337136
oh I see... is that why you don't want to drink it anymore?
>>2337137
someone here is Blood-chan... iunno who tho
efbe74 No.2337140
How old is Blood-chan REALLY though ?
530177 No.2337143
Erio is forcing me to say I'm a girl
this is not of my own volition
ae7e45 No.2337145
>>2337138
No. I just have that rule.
And I've never had alcohol that tasted good.
6b9a8b No.2337146
>>2337132
Too late, he's clearly out cold
>>2337133
Who WOULDN'T lick your feet though?
>>2337134
Your jerb doesn't care if you just get tipsy?
>>2337140
When we first met she told me she was 6
>>2337141
♥
>>2337143
I wasn't forcing you to but I guess we can roleplay that I am if you have a fetish for that
ae7e45 No.2337147
>>2337146
RIP Sonata.
Likable fella. Will be missed.
ae7e45 No.2337148
>>2337143
Disbelief! This is your own volition.
392cf9 No.2337149
405ac8 No.2337150
>>2337143
Don't let Erio control you!
>>2337144
umm a few days now, I just turned 15 :p
>>2337145
hmm and why do you need to talk to people while drinking?
>>2337146
a few nights ago they commented that I wasn't really strict
I almost fell into the subway tracks on my way there
My arms flailed up so high ><
really embarrassing
<3
ef3652 No.2337151
>>2337125
-sips tea-
>>2337131
-doesn't trust and hides!-
>>2337132
;_;
ae7e45 No.2337152
>>2337150
Because it's the rule I set.
I don't want to be someone who drinks alone.
>>2337151
Wait, do you want to be roofied?
efbe74 No.2337153
>>2337146
She could spell pretty well for a 6 year old.
>>2337150
I've been told this by you before and it was years ago.
ef3652 No.2337154
ae7e45 No.2337155
>>2337154
Good.
Seems like a dangerous hobby to have.
6b9a8b No.2337156
>>2337148
I was just suggesting to her that she come out of the closet as a girl
>>2337149
♥
>>2337150
You shouldn't actually drink BEFORE work, silly
If ur work doesn't want you drinking at all in ur life in general then why would you go there drunk
>>2337151
It's just something to help you sleep sweetie
>>2337153
That's because she's a genius
ae7e45 No.2337157
>>2337156
Yup. That's pretty much what I was expecting. I believe ya.
e39885 No.2337158
>>2337123
Overchan has autism and doesnt have board specific options
efbe74 No.2337159
>>2337156
For now maybe
they can always have something bad happen to them and turn into a retard
ae7e45 No.2337160
>>2337158
Yeah, I wish it did.
e39885 No.2337161
>>2337160
Aah well, ive set it to global for now
ae7e45 No.2337162
>>2337161
Also, why 'Overchan'?
That's a new one to me.
405ac8 No.2337163
>>2337151
-puts a shot of vodka in your tea- ^^
>>2337152
why do people follow the rules
>>2337153
oh that was the first time, I was sleep deprived. The second time I was tipsy :p
e39885 No.2337164
>>2337162
Mobile posting? Im not sure of any preferable app
efbe74 No.2337165
>>2337163
what about all the other times ?
Why would being sleepy or drunk make you forget your age ?
405ac8 No.2337166
>>2337156
>You shouldn't actually drink BEFORE work, silly
>shouldn't
Are you telling me what to do?
I don't go drunk... just really... really tipsy v_v
it takes the urges away and i have comfortable time with people
>>2337165
what? I'm 15
ae7e45 No.2337167
>>2337164
Oooh. I didn't know it was an app. Alrighty.
>>2337163
In my case...
Autism, probably.
405ac8 No.2337168
>>2337167
who do you talk to when you're drinking? what do you drink?
efbe74 No.2337169
>>2337166
whats your birthday ?
405ac8 No.2337170
>>2337169
September 4th, when's yours?
ae7e45 No.2337172
>>2337168
I've pretty much only drank on TC's, with a few exceptions.
>What do you drink
A different liquor every time.
405ac8 No.2337174
>>2337171
Happy Birthday~
Nezi's birthday is on the 30th, I'm going to troll her so much
>>2337172
damn... i miss those TC...
but I was never awake at those times :<
what's your favorite liquor?
e39885 No.2337176
>>2337167
Saves battery, probably.
Whatcha up to today then, fort?
405ac8 No.2337177
>>2337175
-hug-
any plans for your b-day~?
efbe74 No.2337178
>>2337177
I'm gonna drown in cum
ae7e45 No.2337179
>>2337175
...For real tho?
>>2337176
Games with friendos!
I've actually been up since 4 in the night. Which is weird considering I'm usually still in bed at this time.
How are you?
>>2337174
Mhm. Me too.
>Fav Liquor.
I already said I never had one I liked.
But my first one was during the infamous Drunkfort1 TC, so it has a special place in my heart. "Safari"
392cf9 No.2337181
>>2337164
I have a script for mobile posting if that’s any use
405ac8 No.2337182
>>2337179
nerd
do you drink the whole bottle?
ae7e45 No.2337183
>>2337182
lol.
I drank almost all of it that night. I think I drank 0.6 liters.
e39885 No.2337184
>>2337179
Sounds legit my man
Im currently sat on a bus, as i shall be for another hour, on the way home to do things ive yet to decide on from some gay ass college lessons that barely were and finished early.
530177 No.2337185
>>2337148
It's not of my own volition because I disagree with it!
efbe74 No.2337186
>>2337179
probably not
>>2337180
But its my dream
not yours
we can't share
e39885 No.2337187
>>2337181
Im good, thanks. Besides, this is probably less intensive than a browser.
ae7e45 No.2337188
>>2337184
That's a lot of time in public transport.
how bad is it?
>>2337186
That's what I was thinking. Hence :think:
392cf9 No.2337189
ef3652 No.2337190
>>2337155
-hides behind you from the scaries-
>>2337163
-hides-
e39885 No.2337191
efbe74 No.2337192
>>2337188
I hopefully wouldn't be posting on my actual birthday
efbe74 No.2337193
Erio you might like this goat man
ae7e45 No.2337194
>>2337191
Yeah.
>>2337192
Fair enough.
When is it?
>>2337190
Woo! I'm a protector.
Good thing you're just a small you.
405ac8 No.2337195
>>2337183
did you piss a lot?
did you drink it straight?
>>2337186
i'm the succubus here...
>>2337190
why don't you talk to me anymore?
e39885 No.2337196
>>2337194
arse numbing but otherwise ok outside of rush hour.
I might read when i get home, or i might not. My current book is becoming a chore.
ae7e45 No.2337197
>>2337195
I drank it from a shotglass, but didn't mix if that's what you're asking.
I cannot remember my pissing.
efbe74 No.2337198
>>2337194
August 21st
I'm a Lion
Element: Fire
Polarity: Positive
Quality: Fixed
Ruling Planet: Sun
Ruling House: Fifth
Spirit Color: Gold
Lucky Gem: Carnelian
Flower: Sunflower & marigold
Top Love Matches: Libra
>>2337195
A virgin succubus....thats pretty sad.....
392cf9 No.2337199
ae7e45 No.2337200
>>2337196
Aw. Whatcha reading?
>>2337198
....WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
>>2337199
lol
e39885 No.2337201
Oh joy, the schoolkids got out early i think
e39885 No.2337202
>>2337200
The metaphysics, book zeta, currently trawling through the counter to potential objections to definition being the primary component of being where definition comprises the essential account of a general thing.
e39885 No.2337204
Maybe "wading" would have been a better term
392cf9 No.2337205
Element: Air
Polarity: Positive
Quality: Mutable
Ruling Planet: Mercury
Ruling House: Third
Spirit Color: Yellow
Lucky Gem: Tiger's Eye & Emerald
Flower: Lavender & Lily of the Valley
Top Love Matches: Aries & Leo
392cf9 No.2337206
fun story about lily of the valley
it attracts mamal sperm
makes spermies swim
392cf9 No.2337208
392cf9 No.2337209
also emerald being my birth stone is partly why i have a bunch of them tattooed.
i got emeralds tattooed on my neck, hand and face.
efbe74 No.2337210
Its weird how Leos are a good match for them but they aren't a good match for Leos
ae7e45 No.2337211
>>2337202
...I still don't know what you're reading.
>>2337203
Oh please no.
efbe74 No.2337212
>>2337211
Bold, intelligent, warm, and courageous.
Blessed with high self-esteem, Lions know that they possess enviable traits—and they're proud of them. They don't believe in false modesty and will be the first to praise themselves for a job well done.
Well done me.
405ac8 No.2337213
>>2337197
I wish I was there...
I want to see you get fucked up~
>>2337198
some day i will earn my demon wings and horns! v.v!
>>2337205
do mine, please :)
392cf9 No.2337214
>>2337213
what's your star sign?
efbe74 No.2337216
>>2337213
It should be so easy though
392cf9 No.2337217
>>2337215
lol you matched with cancer
Element: Earth
Polarity: Negative
Quality: Mutable
Ruling Planet: Mercury
Ruling House: Sixth
Spirit Color: Silver
Lucky Gem: Peridot
Flower: Sunflower & marigold
392cf9 No.2337218
oops
love match here too
Element: Earth
Polarity: Negative
Quality: Mutable
Ruling Planet: Mercury
Ruling House: Sixth
Spirit Color: Silver
Lucky Gem: Peridot
Flower: Sunflower & marigold
Top Love Matches: Cancer
6b9a8b No.2337222
>>2337157
I'm sure everyone could always sense that Kamuu is a girl anyway
>>2337159
What doesn't kill her only makes her brain bigger
>>2337166
I'm giving u practical advice
But I guess they let you get away with it anyway :3
>>2337199
It is in a sense
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_planet
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/planet
Just not in a scientific sense
405ac8 No.2337223
>>2337217
hm... no wonder my mind races all the time...
>>2337218
:)
405ac8 No.2337224
>>2337220
eeee I don't know where to find one!
efbe74 No.2337225
>>2337221
But it's not all hard work for Lions. Intense and energetic, Leos thrive on social interactions and have no problem making friends—although pinning them down to spend time with you is another story. Leos put themselves first, and will turn down a plan that doesn't fit with their agenda or idea of fun. This trait has gained them an unfair reputation for arrogance. But on the flip side, when a Lion chooses to spend time with you, it's genuinely because he or she wants to.
>>2337222
Until her brain fails
did you see that goat man ?
>>2337224
Craigslist
ae7e45 No.2337226
405ac8 No.2337228
>>2337221
so that I can take advantage of you..
>>2337222
maybe they do...
i'm very strict when people don't do things properly...
That job is no joke, I saw someone get pinned in one of the anchor's chain and they had to remove his arm
efbe74 No.2337230
>>2337227
Leos are passionate in all pursuits, including relationships, and take it upon themselves to be the best partner you've ever had. They love grand gestures, and they want to show the world how attentive and caring they can be. They also can't resist flashiness and often buy their partner the biggest and best presents.
ae7e45 No.2337231
>>2337230
Honestly though, you can stop now.
efbe74 No.2337232
>>2337229
For like half a decade
>>2337231
Okay I will
Its accurate though
ae7e45 No.2337233
>>2337232
Don't make me curious about what is says about me.
efbe74 No.2337234
>>2337233
But what if its true ?
ae7e45 No.2337235
>>2337234
Then it still changes nothing, right?
efbe74 No.2337236
>>2337235
But then you can brag about being the poster boy of your star sign.
ae7e45 No.2337237
>>2337236
Pft.
What's to brag?
"Hey, I was born this way!"
efbe74 No.2337239
>>2337237
But being a Lion is kinda badass...
ae7e45 No.2337240
392cf9 No.2337241
might go get a half bottle of buckfast tbh
efbe74 No.2337242
>>2337240
Element: Air
Group: Theoretical
Polarity: Positive
Ruling Planet: Uranus, Saturn
Cross/Quality: Fixed
House Ruled: Eleventh
Color: Turquoise
Lucky Gem: Turquoise
Opposite Sign: Leo
Chinese Analog: Tiger
https://www.horoscope.com/zodiac-signs/aquarius
722bec No.2337243
>>2337240
I don't know, jumped into the wrong part of that conversation and got some things twisted.
Also, I am a gemini which kind of explains a lot about me if you read it.
ef3652 No.2337244
-stands ont he stool int he kitchen making pasta shells stuffed with cheeses!-
ae7e45 No.2337245
>>2337242
I don't know what that means.
Also I think I'm a Dog in Chinese Calender
722bec No.2337246
>>2337244
How old are you pretending to be here:?
ae7e45 No.2337247
>>2337243
Yeah. I ain't a kiddiefiddler, alright?
efbe74 No.2337248
>>2337245
whats your birthday ?
ae7e45 No.2337249
>>2337248
Feb 17th.
Turning 25 this year.
722bec No.2337250
>>2337247
The question on there implies that you are concerned I might think you are.
032785 No.2337251
>>2337246
Maybe they're just short you ageist fuck.
ef3652 No.2337252
>>2337246
-is this many, holds up enough fingers-
722bec No.2337253
>>2337251
They better be a midget if they have to stand on a stool to make pasta.
>>2337252
You have 18 fingers?
ae7e45 No.2337254
>>2337250
...Because you called me a pedo? Hello?
405ac8 No.2337255
>>2337232
What are you implying..?
>>2337244
pours a glass of bacardi and sets it next to you
ae7e45 No.2337256
>>2337228
Do you need me to be drunk for that?
722bec No.2337257
>>2337254
As told before, accident. No worries.
405ac8 No.2337258
>>2337256
i rather you not be drunk at all
efbe74 No.2337259
>>2337249
so 94 ?
>>2337255
You must have stopped aging
405ac8 No.2337260
>>2337259
no lol I still age, just really slowly
ae7e45 No.2337262
>>2337258
Good~
How do you imagine I get fucked up, then?
>>2337259
Yup.
722bec No.2337264
>>2337263
Personally, any girl taller than 4'5 is too tall.
405ac8 No.2337265
>>2337262
that's not something we talk about here~
efbe74 No.2337266
>>2337260
How did you manage that ?
>>2337262
You almost missed Dog status
its started 7 days before you were born
ef3652 No.2337267
>>2337253
-has fingers- o.o
>>2337255
-sips tea-
722bec No.2337268
>>2337267
So either you are younger than 10, or you are a mutant.
405ac8 No.2337269
>>2337266
By simply stepping outside of time.
>>2337267
Isn't that the tea I put a shot of vodka in?
ae7e45 No.2337270
>>2337266
Oh shit.
Then, what am I?
>>2337265
Then where?
722bec No.2337271
>>2337270
You're my Doggo.
ef3652 No.2337273
>>2337268
-is just a little me- :<
>>2337269
-hides-
efbe74 No.2337274
>>2337269
How do I do that ?
>>2337270
A dog
You almost missed it
you didn't actually miss it
722bec No.2337275
>>2337273
Well you being just a little you is no bueno.
ae7e45 No.2337276
>>2337271
NYET!
>>2337272
...What?
Am I being shipped?
>>2337274
Oooooooh.
Yeah, alright.
I thought my mom was Doggo as well.
Check 03-03-1970 for me, please?
530177 No.2337277
651e44 No.2337278
>>2337276
Almost about to snooze after long milsim vidya. checking in and saying hi-hi.
722bec No.2337279
>>2337276
We are going to have to break that spirit of yours.
>>2337277
Welcome, a guy.
032785 No.2337280
>>2337264
...but tall girls can be really hot too.
405ac8 No.2337281
>>2337270
somewhere secret...
>>2337273
-finds you and holds onto you- why don't you talk to me anymore?
>>2337274
You just do it
Like breathing and blinking
>>2337279
hello
help me make Sonata drink Vodka, she's trying to be innocent and shit
e39885 No.2337282
722bec No.2337283
>>2337280
Not usually though.
>>2337281
I don't know them well enough to advocate liquor.
efbe74 No.2337284
>>2337276
I'm to tired to look
you're gonna have to check
>>2337281
But what if I don't know how ?
ae7e45 No.2337285
>>2337279
I don't have much spirit, but I'd be a terrible dog.
>>2337278
Hi hi!
Which Milsim?
>>2337281
Oooh, I thought you meant DM's or something.
Where's the secret~?
>>2337282
Whahhaha
>>2337284
Fiiiine.
ba8305 No.2337286
Yoou are all cancer ridden dick munchers
392cf9 No.2337287
efbe74 No.2337288
>>2337285
Being a dog is pretty nice though.
722bec No.2337289
>>2337285
Let's risk that outcome.
651e44 No.2337290
>>2337285
Rootie tootie shootie patootie Arma 3.
530177 No.2337291
>>2337286
You are all dick cancer ridden munchers*
405ac8 No.2337292
>>2337283
just hold her down while I'll shove it down her whore throat
>>2337284
I wouldn't know how to teach you...
Its like seeing with your eyes, hearing with your ears, etc
You just do it
>>2337285
-hides the secret- :<
ae7e45 No.2337293
>>2337288
What about it is nice?!
>>2337289
N Y E T
>>2337290
Ooh, alright. It seems neat.
>>2337292
Awww.
efbe74 No.2337294
>>2337292
I'm literally slowing dying of old age.
722bec No.2337295
>>2337292
No.
>>2337293
You don't get a choice here.
405ac8 No.2337296
>>2337293
what secret would you like to know? :o
>>2337294
I'm not..
efbe74 No.2337297
>>2337293
Everyone loves dogs
efbe74 No.2337299
>>2337296
Must be fucking nice.....
405ac8 No.2337300
not people with allergies :3
efbe74 No.2337301
Lmao I bet you would get killed by some dog dust coward
651e44 No.2337302
>>2337293
What have you been up to?
ef3652 No.2337303
-pushes out the tea cart with mugs and snack cakes on it, and a few glasses of chocolate milk. Scurries off for a while to prepare the house for cold weather-
ae7e45 No.2337304
>>2337295
Thinking a dog would just roll over makes you a bad owner.
>>2337296
Where I'd have to go for ya.
>>2337297
I don't, actually.
>>2337302
Games with friends.
League..
405ac8 No.2337305
>>2337299
Its not...
>>2337301
What is a Dog Dust Coward?
>>2337303
-climbs on tea cart and gets rolled around- yay!
651e44 No.2337306
>>2337304
Gross.
League isn't healthy.
722bec No.2337307
>>2337304
Not particularly. Dominating a dog is easy. Gotta be confident as fuck. Become that alpha, fort!
efbe74 No.2337309
>>2337304
Cat people are the worst . . . .
>>2337305
Living forever until you fall into a sun would be nice . . .
ae7e45 No.2337310
>>2337306
Agreed, but it's what friends play.
>>2337307
Why do I have to dom a dog?
I don't like dogs.
>>2337308
NYC, right?
Do I come to you, or you to me?
>>2337309
Welp.
I totally am a cat person.
722bec No.2337311
So I just woke up from a dream where I had a severe case of limp noodle while trying to fuck this chick. Bad times, bud. Bad fucking times.
>>2337310
All the more reason if you want them to leave you alone.
405ac8 No.2337312
>>2337309
i've watched many suns die before me
efbe74 No.2337313
>>2337310
You're my polar opposite
Just like our star signs say
hmmm
>>2337312
Must have been pretty cold
405ac8 No.2337314
>>2337310
you come to me, I know a place we can be alone :3
>>2337311
You gay?
651e44 No.2337315
>>2337310
Ree, you're not supposed to perpetuate that.
405ac8 No.2337317
>>2337313
very cold and very lonely
efbe74 No.2337318
>>2337317
Just make a tulpa
ae7e45 No.2337319
>>2337313
Hush.
>>2337311
I just go out of their way.
>>2337314
Send tickets.
>>2337315
Sorry?
I meant MY friends, specifically.
efbe74 No.2337320
>>2337319
The more you think about it the more it turns out to be true.
651e44 No.2337321
>>2337319
I try not to spend time around anyone that is actively playing.
405ac8 No.2337322
>>2337316
This doesn't turn you on?
722bec No.2337323
>>2337319
That does not seem like it is the way you should do things.
>>2337322
Not in the slightest.
ae7e45 No.2337324
>>2337320
I'm not thinking about it!
>>2337321
Haha, fair.
We don't play often. We play a ton of stuff.
But admittedly, once in a while ain't that bad.
>>2337323
Probably not, but I got a phobia.
*shrug*
405ac8 No.2337325
>>2337318
I'm not a witch lol
>>2337319
movie tickets? :O
>>2337323
I guess you're not gay...
Its weird of you to resist a succubus
722bec No.2337326
>>2337324
A phobia of dogs?
>>2337325
Who am I resisting?
ae7e45 No.2337327
>>2337325
Plane tickets, but movie sounds good.
What kinda movies do ya like?
efbe74 No.2337328
>>2337324
Which is why i'm letting you know.
>>2337325
I think anyone can do it though
the human mind is pretty weak to that kind of stuff
405ac8 No.2337332
>>2337326
Not who, what.
You are resisting temptation. Apologize to that succubus >:(
>>2337327
I like all movies, but I prefer Sci Fi, what about you?
>>2337328
ahahaha
I'm not human
ae7e45 No.2337334
>>2337332
I watch a lot of stuff. Lotsa genre's. From action to sappy rom-com.
Except no horror and no thrillers. Not my thing.
Sci-fi is miss or hit. It tends to not interest me.
I've not seen Star Wars.
722bec No.2337335
>>2337330
Aww. I'm sorry. Dogs are nice.
>>2337332
What temptation?
ae7e45 No.2337336
>>2337335
Never been a fan, honestly.
But yeah, I'm sure there's nice doggo's.
efbe74 No.2337337
>>2337332
Then what are you ?
>>2337333
3 6 9
those the numbers
651e44 No.2337338
>>2337324
As soon as they don't shutup about streamers, they're too far gone.
722bec No.2337339
>>2337336
Dog's pretty much kept me relatively sane growing up.
530177 No.2337340
I'll give you a dick allergy
ae7e45 No.2337341
>>2337338
I don't think anyone of us ever watches streams.
>>2337339
Good good.
Got a doggo now?
>>2337337
I don't wanna ask, dangit.
722bec No.2337343
>>2337341
Yup, she is laying right next to me as we type.
She was a stray that we picked up. Super nice dog. The dog I grew up with didn't quite let her sleep by me, but he died about a year ago. She has been a tick on my ass ever since.
ae7e45 No.2337344
>>2337342
They ain't that bad.
efbe74 No.2337345
>>2337341
Tesla
Pyramids
Star power
You like cats
I like dogs
Star power is real
546472 No.2337346
Best part of small towns is I can sleep through my alarm and miss my doctors appointment and still just get to walk in.
032785 No.2337347
>>2337343
Nigiri's hairline starts further back than mine, jfc.
651e44 No.2337349
>>2337344
Anyway I'm off. ttyl
ae7e45 No.2337350
>>2337349
Alrighty, Goodnight!
546472 No.2337351
ae7e45 No.2337352
>>2337351
We were talking about weird TC vids before, I wondered which one it was going to be until I saw it was Twitter.
546472 No.2337354
>>2337352
TC was fun, but I don't know who all I'd even do one with here anymore.
efbe74 No.2337355
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2337348
3, 6, 9, damn you fine
Telsa was also fine
He drove around buildings 3 times before going into them because he liked the number 3 so much
Who else was fin ?
Egyptians.
What did Egyptians make ?
Pyramids.
Using the numbers 3, 6, and 9 on the circumference Pyramid give you the exact size of the earth
it also points true north (while being off by only 0.6)
Whats true north of earth ?
Stars.
And you like cats and I like dogs
My star sign said you're my polar opposite
Lil Jon is black and black people used to be Egyptians
And his song said 3,6,9
He knows something we don't
405ac8 No.2337356
File: 51b996a85725778⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 975.4 KB, 476x360, 119:90, Chikorita sleeps besides a….mp4)
>>2337335
sticking your cock in a succubus ._.,
>>2337337
I'm God
ae7e45 No.2337357
>>2337353
I SPECIFICALLY DIDN'T SAY HIT OR MISS
WHyyyyyyyyyyy
>>2337354
I'm up for it when around.
But I won't be around much tonight.
>>2337343
Aww, cute.
Enjoy doggo time.
efbe74 No.2337358
>>2337356
what the fucks going on with all this star shit ?
546472 No.2337359
>>2337357
I have to work today anyhow and I don't have a cam.
722bec No.2337360
>>2337347
What?
>>2337356
Women are whores.
>>2337357
That and alcohol time. Best.
ae7e45 No.2337361
>>2337359
And I still didn't stock alcohol.
>>2337360
Nice nice. That's so-not-me time, but I'm happy for ya, I guess.
efbe74 No.2337363
How you just gonna ignore my truth bomb ?
efbe74 No.2337366
You'll never catch my ass in blue jeans
722bec No.2337368
>>2337361
What are you up to then?
>>2337365
What?
546472 No.2337370
>>2337368
Nothing. How goes it?
722bec No.2337371
>>2337370
Well enough, I suppose. You?
546472 No.2337372
>>2337371
Was at the doctors.
Now I'm home until work.
ae7e45 No.2337373
>>2337368
Not much. I'm pretty fucking tired.
>>2337369
I have no need for your brand of 'truth'
c78b99 No.2337374
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2337373
>I have no need for your brand of 'truth'
ae7e45 No.2337375
>>2337374
Hiya, Turtlebreener!
722bec No.2337377
>>2337372
I have always hated the doctors myself.
>>2337373
Go to bed?
b5fbe6 No.2337381
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Got my rum and coke, let's get loco this Friday.
Gonna get drunk off my ass and spit some silly shit, see how many (You)'s I can get.
c78b99 No.2337383
>>2337375
Howdy, squishy cookie boy! Havin' a good time?
>>2337379
Yo, E was a lil' byeetch.
722bec No.2337384
>>2337380
Don't blame you. It sucks.
>>2337381
I'm right there with you today.
>>2337382
So? I have gone to sleep at 1600 regularly before.
392cf9 No.2337385
>>2337381
i'm thinking of getting a half of buckfast and drinking it before my friend shows up, think i should?
546472 No.2337386
>>2337384
Last time I went it was to get teeth pulled and Michael was kind enough to be there with me during that.
ae7e45 No.2337388
>>2337383
Was, but now I'm TIRED.
I got up at four.
Four in the night, not morning.
>>2337384
I don't want to go to bed at this time, dangit.
>>2337387
You just told me to expect less bad things!
722bec No.2337389
>>2337386
My brother was with me for my last and first tooth. I was unable to drive.
>>2337388
Drink some coffee then?
fd11b4 No.2337390
>>2337383
no, you be quiet and post roast beef like the post below yours.
546472 No.2337391
>>2337389
I had to get 5 molars taken out.
Was hell.
b5fbe6 No.2337392
>>2337384
Let's both vibrate through walls and summon a shoggoth together. I'm hype as fuck, boi!
>>2337385
Probably a bad idea, but I think you should, life is just too short and it is Friday.
392cf9 No.2337393
>>2337392
lol, okay. i already got his blessing on it too, i think im gonna. brb, i go store.
ae7e45 No.2337394
>>2337389
Ooh, right. I don't do coffee, but I've got caffeine.
b5fbe6 No.2337395
Some cunt posted this on facebook.
>Could you look them (a pig) in the eye and tell them that your taste buds are worth more than their entire life? #GoVegan
Tempted to say 'A pack of bacon costs £3.99, my tastebuds are worth shit because I killed them with a lamb phall. That's a bargain.'
722bec No.2337396
>>2337391
Fuck that shit man.
>>2337390
I love that song at the end. Brilliant.
>>2337392
Deal.
>>2337394
Drink some caffeine then.
032785 No.2337398
>>2337360
The woman you posted.
c78b99 No.2337399
>>2337388
Poor Coog. I wish I could help.
Have you had foods?
>>2337390
>roast beef
You mean you want to see my giant kielbasa.
546472 No.2337400
>>2337396
Also in game now so slow repl;ies.
722bec No.2337401
>>2337398
I don't know any of their names!
>>2337400
I'm trying to get into the Anthem Demo so I should be with you soon in that department.
b5fbe6 No.2337402
The shit I see on facebook.
Much prefer being in here. I'd rather see some of your weird shit than this aggravating busybody crap.
b5fbe6 No.2337403
>>2337393
Okie dokie, be sure that your friend has some booze too.
fd11b4 No.2337404
>>2337396
Same here
>>2337399
sewed on strap on?
b5fbe6 No.2337405
>>2337396
What you drinking, I'm hoping I get the holy spirit in me if I keep drinking this rum. Hoping it will inspire my craziness to new levels.
efbe74 No.2337406
>>2337402
They are nuggets though
thats what those dumbass dinosaurs get for turning into birds
722bec No.2337407
>>2337405
Right now it is a spiced beer called Fireside Chat by 21st Amendment. Pretty good.
ae7e45 No.2337408
>>2337397
You said you'd stop doing that!
>>2337396
Whahah I forgot I was going to until I saw this again, thanks lol
>>2337399
Hmm, no dinner yet, but breakfast and lunch!
c78b99 No.2337409
>>2337404
Nope. A giant meat shaft. And you want to see it and sell tickets.
>>2337408
Good! ♥
I gotta fuss over ya.
But I'm a hypocrite 'cause I skipped breakfast.
722bec No.2337410
>>2337408
Did you drink that caffeine yet??
b5fbe6 No.2337411
>>2337406
My thoughts exactly.
We own this shit, therefore everything is a meal deal.
If the dinosaurs still existed we wouldn't be here to run shit, we're fucking flexing apex. Damn straight I'm eating another animal, the fucker would kill me if it could.
efbe74 No.2337412
>>2337408
I'm the Biggest Snake.
ae7e45 No.2337413
>>2337409
:O
You can't do that!
ae7e45 No.2337414
>>2337412
RIP being a lion.
>>2337410
No, but I placed it in front of me.
That's good enough.
b5fbe6 No.2337415
>>2337407
Sounds fucking cosy. My rum is called Old Hopking and it's cheap as fuck, £10 a bottle.
£10 is the amount of money one should spend to get fucked up.
£10 on booze, £10 on weed, anything more is just flagrant excess and extravagance. Why the fuck would you spend all that money on cocaine and champagne when you can get a bottle of cider and snort some pro plus?
fd11b4 No.2337416
>>2337409
no, scanner will break into your house and steal it for himself.
efbe74 No.2337417
>>2337411
Like just evolve or something if you have a problem with getting eaten
lmao
animals are dumb
efbe74 No.2337418
>>2337414
A lion with the title of Biggest Snake.
722bec No.2337419
>>2337414
Not good enough! Put it up to your lips and consume!
>>2337415
I agree with ya. I can buy a 15-pack of cheap 8% beer for about 8 USD. If I wanted to, that would get me totally destroyed one day, or pretty well off 2 days.
b5fbe6 No.2337420
>>2337417
They're fucking cute too. I'd have a chicken as a pet if I could, and still eat his brethren.
You know what? I'll argue against that they can't evolve. Because we fucked up their genepool with breeding so they could be more delicious. Yes, we even own who they decide who to fuck. They're beyond help, the fucking retards.
b5fbe6 No.2337421
>>2337419
8% beer? Fuck me. Must taste fucking horrible though.
ae7e45 No.2337422
>>2337418
Is being called a snake even a good thing?
>>2337419
Yes yes.
Eventually.
b5fbe6 No.2337423
I wish a higher power would come in, breed me with some whores or turn me into a perfect meat platter.
722bec No.2337424
>>2337421
Not as bad as you would think. That Fireside Chat is 7.9 and it tastes fairly good actually.
>>2337422
Do it now or I will start talking to Cooki.
c78b99 No.2337425
>>2337413
That's what I thought, but then I did it! :O
>>2337416
b5fbe6 No.2337426
>>2337424
Yeah, me and a friend of mine used to drink Skol Super, 9% Lager. You could fucking taste the shit it was made with. Fucking foul. Never again.
ae7e45 No.2337427
>>2337424
Good luck with that.
Also... so?
>>2337425
You didn't it! That's the thing!
fd11b4 No.2337428
>>2337425
you know you like the massive meat in the buttgina.
b5fbe6 No.2337429
Trivia: A "misericorde" is a dagger used in medieval warfare to mercy kill wounded soldiers.
722bec No.2337430
>>2337426
You aren't a hardcore drunk.
>>2337427
Just do it!
Also, I will tell her to pack a strap on.
efbe74 No.2337431
>>2337420
like just make yourself poisonous
its not hard
animals sure are fucking stupid
birds don't even know what glass is
they just fly into it die
same with wind power machines
idiots
so many birds kill themselves a year on them
like for fucking really birds ?
>>2337422
Probably not but I don't care
I like having titles
392cf9 No.2337432
>>2337403
it was up to me to get the drinks in tonight, he just gets beer tho these days cause he drank two bottles of buckfast last year and he assaulted me and the police had to come
ae7e45 No.2337433
>>2337430
Fine. I'll drink.
>Strap-On.
But I already have a penis.
>>2337431
Fair enough.
Ooh, it was the weird award-thing, right?
722bec No.2337434
Trivia B : The sgian-dubh, worn as part of traditional Scottish Highland dress along with the kilt. Originally used for eating and preparing fruit, meat, and cutting bread and cheese, as well as serving for other more general day-to-day uses such as cutting material and protection, it is now worn as part of traditional Scottish dress tucked into the top of the kilt hose with only the upper portion of the hilt visible. The sgian-dubh is normally worn on the same side as the dominant hand.
722bec No.2337435
>>2337433
You also have an asshole.
Good man.
efbe74 No.2337436
>>2337433
Also the KYS master
ae7e45 No.2337437
>>2337435
What did I say?
Fort Fortbutt is not for entry.
It is strictly an exit.
>>2337436
Really? Why?
efbe74 No.2337438
>>2337437
I dunno
what does it mean ??????
722bec No.2337439
>>2337437
That can change. All it takes is a wrong-way driver.
And women are bad drivers.
ae7e45 No.2337440
>>2337438
Apart from KillYourSelf master?
I dunno why you'd get it.
You're not the one who gets told to KYS most often, and I've never seen you say KYS at someone either.
b5fbe6 No.2337441
>>2337430
Nah, I'm a weekend warrior. I'm out of action after drinking, I couldn't touch a drop of alcohol when I'm hungover. Good thing too, I think hangovers are the reason why I'm not an alcoholic.
>>2337431
Yeah, goes to show that the Dodo was a stupid bitch. I wish they wasn't extinct, they'd probably make for good pets. They don't run away when you go to them.
That reminds me, I had pigeons eating bird seed out of my hands. It was pretty cool how they didn't give a fuck and just wanted to eat the food, perched on my arm.
>>2337432
Yeah, buckfast sounds like a brutal drink. Sorry that fisticuffs came between you. I hope everything is alright now.
ae7e45 No.2337442
>>2337439
I don't think SHE has such aspirations.
Either way, it ain't happening.
722bec No.2337443
>>2337441
You just have to drink a lot of water to get rid of such a thing. It's how I can manage to be half drunk and still go to work.
>>2337442
I can convince her.
efbe74 No.2337444
>>2337440
Maybe i'm just a thug and or goon that strikes fear into people
392cf9 No.2337445
>>2337441
yea we fine now c:
b5fbe6 No.2337446
>>2337432
Oh, AND WITNESSED.
LET US DRINK IN THE HOLY SPIRIT.
GORGE OURSELVES WITH LIBATIONS AS OUR FOREFATHERS HAVE DONE SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL.
I'LL BE THE WITCH DOCTOR AND YOU CAN BE THE TRUTH SEEKER
ae7e45 No.2337448
>>2337443
But she can't convince me.
Nor can anyone else.
>>2337444
...Yeah that can't be it either.
It's a mystery.
b5fbe6 No.2337449
>>2337443
Yeah, I don't do that because I'm a fucking idiot and don't give a fuck about water.
MY SUFFERING SHALL BE SWEETER
SELF INFLICTED CONFLICT
I'M FIRING ALL THE BARRELS NOW
c78b99 No.2337450
>>2337427
Oh yeah.
Well, if it makes ya feel better. I'm 'bout to go get lunch. :3
>>2337428
I know YOU do.
722bec No.2337451
>>2337448
I don't have to though. Just be a good boy and we don't have to find out where this might lead.
I don't like being hungover like that. Just wanting to fucking die. I hate that shit.
>>2337449
ae7e45 No.2337452
>>2337450
That does make me feel better!
Getcha something good, Breenerest!
fd11b4 No.2337453
>>2337450
not at all. nope.
efbe74 No.2337454
>>2337441
those pigeons could be killed any second and they don't even understand the danger they are putting themselves in
god i hate birds
I'm gonna go make some nuggets
ae7e45 No.2337455
>>2337451
I'm already drinking it, dangit.
And it would lead nowhere except some laughter from Cooki.
722bec No.2337457
>>2337455
Do not be so sure.
Also, what kind a caf you got anyway?
546472 No.2337458
Did you not say you didn't want to post personal information when asked for it so we could look up your shit when you get locked up?
I feel like that image is more than sufficient.
392cf9 No.2337459
>>2337458
my full name has been posted here so many times and i don't think the NAACP has online records
60d14b No.2337460
546472 No.2337461
Poor Dexter. Tried to stalk Cooki and now she thinks hes a creep.
Will he ever find himself a girl that isn't utterly repulsed but his dirty wigwam?
ae7e45 No.2337462
>>2337457
Even if, EVEN IF you swayed her, I never would be.
Storebrand Energy drink.
392cf9 No.2337463
bebop used to snapchat me in the shower all the time
i miss it
722bec No.2337464
>>2337458
That is a pretty shitty looking house.
>>2337462
In the height of passion.
And lame.
546472 No.2337465
You know what I miss?
Fucking shower time with Karp.
That man was fucking hung.
>>2337464
Nani?
392cf9 No.2337467
lol i never saw his dongle.
60d14b No.2337468
>You know what I miss?
>Fucking shower time with Karp.
>That man was fucking hung.
bruh
546472 No.2337470
I have never felt so inadequate as a man than when I was around him.
392cf9 No.2337472
do you prefer top or bottom tho
60d14b No.2337473
>not being switch master race
ae7e45 No.2337474
>>2337464
Nope. Never.
I got a hatred for my butt.
*shrug*
Tastes better than most brand stuff.
I'm trying to limit drinking it though.
Maybe that's why I'm tired.
Well, nothing maybe about it.
546472 No.2337475
Erin, what's your boy name so we can look you up that way.
fd11b4 No.2337476
>>2337472
bottom is great.
392cf9 No.2337477
you wouldn't find anything, it hasn't been on my birth ceritifcate for like 6 years and i didn't have a paper trail back then, i lived off inheritance.
>>2337476
see small dongle doesn't really matter then.
546472 No.2337478
What even was it?
I am curious.
60d14b No.2337479
>small dongle
Is that Nezi?
392cf9 No.2337480
722bec No.2337481
He is Scottish. Or at least lives in Scotland. Could give you his address, but I don't feel like being that much a twat.
>>2337474
Drink more energy then!
ae7e45 No.2337484
>>2337477
I changed my last name about that long ago.
I tried to stay-low since then. You can hardly find anything about me under my current name, and I'm happier for it.
392cf9 No.2337486
tell me you not serious lol
>>2337484
being happy is all that matters dude c:
b5fbe6 No.2337487
>>2337451
>>2337451
YES, THE (You)'s FUEL ME
>>2337454
I hate how they shit everywhere and how people keep feeding them.
>>2337456
Let's put this shit in motion, we'll be in top gear at no time.
392cf9 No.2337488
>>2337487
i'm half way down the bottle, i'm already getting there, lol
6b9a8b No.2337489
>asking for someone's dead name
May Donkey Kong break a barrel over your head
546472 No.2337490
I don't know who Post Malone is.
>>2337485
Do it anyway.
392cf9 No.2337491
now i KNOW you're yanking my dongle
546472 No.2337492
I'm actually not.
I don't keep up with things like that.
722bec No.2337493
Nobody believes that is your actual name, bub. Calm down.
>>2337487
>>2337487
>>2337487
>>2337487
>>2337487
>>2337490
Can't do that.
ae7e45 No.2337494
6b9a8b No.2337496
I unironically don't know who that is btw
392cf9 No.2337497
it has a wolf in it
you'll love it
392cf9 No.2337498
546472 No.2337499
That looks awful.
>>2337493
What if Cooki is involved?
ae7e45 No.2337500
Third for not knowing who he is.
But that shouldn't surprise ya.
60d14b No.2337501
>no one yanks your dongle
392cf9 No.2337502
he's like, the hottest artist in the world rn
wtf lol
546472 No.2337503
The tune is ok?
He sounds like he has downs though.
6b9a8b No.2337504
>>2337498
I mean, "Post Malone" rings a bell ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just one of those names I've heard peripherally but never really paid attention to
Decent song tho
ae7e45 No.2337505
>>2337481
Yes yes.
You can't even know how much I'm drinking.
546472 No.2337506
>Hottest
He has more ink than a dictionary.
fd11b4 No.2337507
>>2337493
that looks something like my sister.
60d14b No.2337508
Is that Numbers?
Or is it mushroom dick nezi?
b5fbe6 No.2337509
>>2337488
Fuck, I need to speed up, I finished the neck of the bottle of rum, I don't really drink that fast.
>>2337493
YESYESYESYES
Ok, I'll think up something new to post, just lemme take a sip.
392cf9 No.2337510
>>2337506
i find it kinda ironic, how the "always tired" tattooed under his eyes, makes him look tired
722bec No.2337511
>>2337505
I have never heard anything by him. I am glad. He is fucking shit.
>>2337499
Still gonna have to say hard no.
>>2337505
NOT ENOUGH!
>>2337507
Because it is.
>>2337509
You have my faith, my son.
6b9a8b No.2337512
>>2337508
Who? And how is Cato like Nezi?
546472 No.2337513
>>2337510
I had to earn my always tired look.
>>2337511
>Hard
392cf9 No.2337514
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more post malone for you uncultured swines
60d14b No.2337515
>>2337512
They both have needle cocks?
6b9a8b No.2337516
>>2337515
How is Cato's shroom comparable to a needle
392cf9 No.2337517
I WOULDN'T GIVE ONE IF I COULD FIND A FUCK
HA, HAAAA, HA.
60d14b No.2337518
ha ha ha, this sucks man.
ae7e45 No.2337519
>>2337511
I ain't gonna give it a listen.
Not out of spite.
Not because I think it'll be bad.
I just can't be arsed to listen right now.
546472 No.2337520
He's like, one mental break down and alcohol problem from looking like that guy from the song where they just say gucci gang over and over.
fd11b4 No.2337521
>>2337511
She's too not crazy enough to do anything like that. That makes her crazy.
b5fbe6 No.2337522
>>2337511
Nearly finished my first drink. Gotta pour more rum. I already feel it working it's magic on me, getting numb.
How was your day? Met up with my mate, I think he's not far from getting sent to the looney bin again.
392cf9 No.2337523
he's an absolute sweetheart.
he been on the H3 podcast like 3 times if you wanna get a feel for his personality.
60d14b No.2337525
b5fbe6 No.2337526
>>2337514
>>2337514
Googled the lyrics because I can't hear lyrics for some reason.
This is ok, wouldn't put it on my ipod though. Which is weird because I like Joji.
546472 No.2337527
722bec No.2337528
>>2337513
>Uncultured Swine
Coming from a Scot living in a shitty two story apartment driving a shitty black sedan.
>>2337513
Don't read much into it.
>>2337519
It isn't good though.
>>2337521
I am unsure what that is supposed to mean.
>>2337522
I just woke up not that long ago. My day off so I am just being lazy and getting drunk. And then doing laundry and shit like that.
6b9a8b No.2337529
>getting so mad over a shitpost that you mislink your angry reply to it
Why is Mandy such a retard
546472 No.2337530
>>2337528
I'm not Scottish.
392cf9 No.2337531
he did a cameo in an idubbbz video too.
>>2337525
he is.
>>2337526
:(
>>2337528
lol nice linking
i don't live in a two story apartment and i don't drive. nice try.
60d14b No.2337532
722bec No.2337533
Hey now, there wasn't anger involved. And it was drunken laziness. I was initially going to just respond to Squash.
>>2337530
Fuck off, you. That wasn't to you.
60d14b No.2337534
but did it feel good tho?
546472 No.2337535
>>2337533
Your crass response only fuels me sexually.
392cf9 No.2337536
b5fbe6 No.2337537
>>2337528
Yeah, I need to do laundry and clean up my house. Can't be arsed, just gonna get drunk and lazy with you.
I pour my shit in a big mug too so it's gonnaa fucking hit me hard when it does.
>>2337531
Don't be sad, I like him. Like music in the room like him whilst having a party. But not 'I'm gonna put that shit on my ipod' like him.
392cf9 No.2337538
>>2337537
he is my favourite :'(
b5fbe6 No.2337539
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>>2337538
Here, you can talk shit about my favourite.
This guy is called Bignic and has made some banging soundtracks for videogames.
722bec No.2337540
Did what feel good?
>>2337531
You might not live there, but you posted from there.
>>2337535
God damnit, squash.
>>2337537
Got this new white chocolate liqueur that is fucking amazing. Shit goes down like a bar of melted white chocolate. Delicious.
392cf9 No.2337542
everybody driving is kinda an american thing. here having a car is less common unless you're somebody's parent.
>>2337539
i don't wanna i'm drunk and i wanna listen to postie
>>2337540
not likely
b5fbe6 No.2337543
>>2337540
oooooooh, that sounds lush.
Me and my mum always get liquer with coffee at Christmas day. Boozey coffee, goes down like a treat. This rum ain't going down as good as I want it but it's fucking cheap and will get me fucked up.
546472 No.2337544
Don't you all just drive carriages and shit?
392cf9 No.2337546
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this the postie song i had on repeat for days
so pretty
392cf9 No.2337547
ae7e45 No.2337548
>>2337539
I saw that face... Now I have to listen again.
Good shit.
722bec No.2337549
>>2337541
Put your dick away.
>>2337542
Likely.
>>2337543
That's the spirit. Just gargle that shit down. You won't care in another half hour.
b5fbe6 No.2337551
>>2337542
Fair does, fair does. Everyone is entitled to their headspace. I ain't paying rent to get inside your mind.
I'll get drunk soon, I'm just a fucking pussy and don't drink fast. But I will listen to your postie shit but I'll need the lyrics.
392cf9 No.2337552
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>>2337551
here, a super nice song with lyrics
722bec No.2337553
>>2337550
Don't make me tell you twice!
b5fbe6 No.2337554
>>2337548
Yeah, he is good, he made soundtracks to Corporate Lifestyle Simulator and Domina.
I do love my videogame music. He's on top with them all. What's your fave videogame music?
>>2337549
You think there should be a /animus/ drinking game> And yeah, I'm a bit of a pussy when it comes to drinking, I drink real slow.
392cf9 No.2337556
i am finished the buckfast and there still like 2-3 hours before david shows up
fssssss beer will not cut it while im alone
b5fbe6 No.2337557
>>2337552
You know, I was listening to a lot of Eninem with my friend and I wonder why he keeps going on how either he's scared that he is gonna underperform, how his music doesn't reflect his actions (i.e murdering someone) and drugs.
722bec No.2337558
>>2337554
What would it involve though?
>>2337555
I will end you.
392cf9 No.2337561
scanner have you ever played JSRF
best game ever for music
>>2337557
ngl he kinda has a superiority complex, guess he feels pressured to live up to how impactful he sees himself as
722bec No.2337562
>>2337560
Get your asshole's things in order.
392cf9 No.2337564
wanna polish my grillz but my toilet paper is scented and i don't wanna put ass scent in my mouth
b5fbe6 No.2337565
>>2337558
I didn't play JSRF because I had a playstation 2.
Mind you, I played Tony Hawk's American Wasteland and that had a banging soundtrack.
b5fbe6 No.2337566
>>2337561
Yeah, which is why I like Joji, don't know why.
I also like Tyler the Creator.
392cf9 No.2337567
>>2337565
all the tony hawks games had pretty killer soundtracks, but ngl, they don't hold a candle to JSRF.
b5fbe6 No.2337568
>>2337564
Chewing gum, that's what you forgot.
ae7e45 No.2337569
>>2337554
>What's your fave videogame music?
I listen to a ton of OST's and BGM from games I love. It's really hard to just name one thing.
...But it's PROBABLY Ace Attorney's OST.
It's just consistently amazing.
b5fbe6 No.2337570
>>2337567
What does ngl stand for?
392cf9 No.2337571
>>2337566
i have pink life on my ipod :3
>>2337568
huh?
>>2337570
not gonna lie
60d14b No.2337572
Tony Hawk! Did an oopsie!
Stephen Hawkins, DID na oopsie
b5fbe6 No.2337573
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>>2337569
Fuck yeah, this is my most favourite Ace Attorney OST.
>>2337571
Same, Help is my favourite song.
And if you wanted to freshen up your gob you should've got chewing gum
And thanks for telling me.
392cf9 No.2337574
they need a srs shinin
>>2337573
yeah i really like help too, probs also my fave :3
and nah not my actual teeth, my silver grillz
b5fbe6 No.2337575
>>2337574
Shit, you got silver grillz?
I hear silver is making a comeback, don't take it with you to jail or someone will nick it.
b5fbe6 No.2337576
>>2337574
Baby wipes, that'll do you.
ae7e45 No.2337577
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>>2337573
I love all pursuit themes. So many character themes, so much of the quiet music.
I've listened to orchestra versions for hours upon hours upon hours. The originals, jazz remixes, this version-that version.
I love it.
392cf9 No.2337578
>>2337575
yiss lol
na im not gonna take them, i wouldn't be allowed them cause i could fashion them into a blade lol
>>2337576
nope, t-cut, hardcore metal polish
b5fbe6 No.2337579
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>>2337577
Wow, didn't even know there was jazz remixes.
Ok, if we're talking about Nintendo games, this is my jam. You gotta get Virtue's Last Reward. It's so good. Fuck the puzzles, I love the story, it's like Bandersnatch.
392cf9 No.2337580
all the black stuff is oxidized silver
they needed this badly
b5fbe6 No.2337581
>>2337578
Oh shit yeah, hospital rules are like jail rules.
No glass, no chargers in case you strangle someone, no plastic bags to smother people in.
And you should wait till you're out of jail then polish them because they're gonna get dusty while you're gone.
How long are you in prison for?
ae7e45 No.2337582
>>2337579
> didn't even know there was jazz remixes.
100% worth checking out, if you're inclined to like Jazz.
Dunno that series. Never heard of it.
I'm still not sure if I'm gonna watch Black Mirror, either.
Also, I'm stuck listening to this track now, I cannot stop for other music.
392cf9 No.2337583
>>2337581
idk yet, won't know till monday
b5fbe6 No.2337584
>>2337583
FUUUUUUUCK.
2 months is easy to do. You best get a load of books, that kept me busy in hospital reading shit.
>>2337582
Yeah, whenever I'm drunk I like to listen to French Jazz.
Yeah, it's a series of VN puzzles that are so fucking good it'll give you brain tingles.
And Black Mirror is good, you're in for a treat if you decide to watch it.
ae7e45 No.2337585
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>>2337584
I watched 5 minutes of Black Mirror's first episode and the main character made me cringe enough to stop me from going on...
Vicarious shame is a bad, bad thing.
Bookmarked Virtue's Last Reward.
ae7e45 No.2337586
Uploading an image and putting in an Embed makes the Embed go through.
Good to know.
6b9a8b No.2337588
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I bet Post Malone never used Yandere Simulator in one of his music videos and therefore Denzel Curry is better
392cf9 No.2337589
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>>2337588
but post malone's references
"god damn i love paper like i'm michael scott, i can do things that your man can not, slam boy comin down damn i'm hot, everybody say that i gotta be stopped, even though my final form aint unlocked"
b5fbe6 No.2337590
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>>2337585
Listening now.
If you don't like cringe, I'd tell you to step away from Peep Show.
392cf9 No.2337591
>>2337590
peep show is amazing lol
ae7e45 No.2337592
392cf9 No.2337593
>>2337592
a david mitchell and robert webb show
it's really good
fd11b4 No.2337594
>>2337592
It's where you look in a small window or hole and watch 2 people fucking. You get a short glimpse then you gotta pay for more time. I saw one before... and will never again.
ae7e45 No.2337595
>>2337593
Ooh, alright.
I thought he maybe meant Black Mirror with that.
b5fbe6 No.2337596
>>2337591
It's so damn cringey though, I grit my teeth through every episode. So fucking good.
Me and my mum are rewatching the first season. Fuck me.
>>2337592
Yeah, it's a British show that's fucking hilarious/
ae7e45 No.2337597
>>2337594
...Teasers of Live Porn?
I guess that'd be a voyeur thing, hm?
392cf9 No.2337598
super hans best peep show
fd11b4 No.2337599
>>2337597
yeah, pretty much. It's not much different from strip clubs since you can't touch or get your rocks off, just tease.
b5fbe6 No.2337600
>>2337598
I agree, Super Hans best character.
ae7e45 No.2337601
>>2337599
Sounds terrible to me.
But I realize I just ain't the target audience.
ae7e45 No.2337602
>>2337600
How much of Ace Attorney did you play?
fd11b4 No.2337603
>>2337601
It's not really all that great to me either. Some people might like it and some people might have money for it but I don't fit that criteria.
b5fbe6 No.2337604
>>2337602
The first 3 games, there was a sale on the 3DS and I was like 'Fuck yeah, I loved the first one, I wanna play more.'
I love how you examine your office Pheonix always has something new to say. Ever played Sam and Max?
ae7e45 No.2337605
>>2337603
I'm just not a voyeur at all.
Or an exhibitionist, for that matter.
>>2337604
Nope, never played it.
Can't say I've heard of it either.
b5fbe6 No.2337606
>>2337605
Wait till it's on sale, it's a lot to go through, a classic point and click adventure.
392cf9 No.2337607
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reminder this good boi is up for sentencing soon
ae7e45 No.2337608
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>>2337606
Ooh yeah, that's a hefty pricetag for something with "Season One" in the name.
b5fbe6 No.2337609
I'm on second gear, coming up to third.
Buckle up your seat belts, this is gonna get weird.
392cf9 No.2337610
lol i was facing a way higher maximum than him
but he gonna get way way more than me lol
ae7e45 No.2337611
>>2337607
His Bio doesn't read like that of a Good Boi's.
b5fbe6 No.2337612
>>2337608
You can buy the whole thing for £30
392cf9 No.2337613
>>2337611
shhhhh 6ix9ine a good boi.
ae7e45 No.2337614
>>2337613
Is this just an iteration of "X did nothing wrong?"
>>2337612
More reasonable, but that's still very "wait for sales" indeed.
392cf9 No.2337615
TEKASHI DID NOTHING WRONG
b5fbe6 No.2337616
>>2337614
Yeah, I got the whole shit in sales.
Fucking good when you get it cheap. There's like 35 chapters and it gets better when you make it to 'The Devil's Playhouse'
b5fbe6 No.2337617
>>2337615
Who is Tekashi and I'll be the judge of that. Scanner's court is the best court.
fd11b4 No.2337618
>>2337605
same. I'd go to a strip club back in the day but then being single for too long got too much. Watching girls like that just rubbed it in.
b5fbe6 No.2337619
>>2337610
Cuz you're not a famous rapper and making loads of money.
392cf9 No.2337620
>>2337617
Tekashi 69, also known as 6ix9ine, or Daniel Hernandez.
>>2337619
also i aint into gang shit lol
ae7e45 No.2337621
>>2337616
Guess we'll see.
Not really looking for more games to play rn though.
>>2337618
Yeah that sounds... particularly unpleasant.
392cf9 No.2337622
6ix9ine and post malone are the reasons i have grillz and a face tattoo
they are good influences <3
392cf9 No.2337624
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STOOPID, I'M NOT GON LET YOU GET THE CHANCE
392cf9 No.2337625
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JOYRYDE time
gotta get that energy
if you gonna watch, skip in 37 secs
b5fbe6 No.2337626
>>2337621
Yeah, wait till next year.
When you are absolutely bored, get them.
Or maybe I'll get them for you as a present when they're on sale.
ae7e45 No.2337627
>>2337622
>face tattoo
What of, and where exactly?
I've not seen you in years.
ae7e45 No.2337628
>>2337626
Hah, please don't. I appreciate the thought though.
b5fbe6 No.2337629
I think I can rap. Not sure if I could rap better than Si69ine or Post Malone but I'll give it a shot, wanna take a chance Erin and do a duet??
392cf9 No.2337630
>>2337627
an emerald under my eye
d61eb2 No.2337631
holy shit appstore is cancer, tried converting file to mo4 or webm so i could share this goldNugent with you guys and it took me like fifteen minutes wich is way excessive, shit appstore shill the fuck down
392cf9 No.2337632
>>2337629
no lol i donut rap, i can make the backing track if you want tho :3
392cf9 No.2337633
>>2337631
i too have ran through like 5 app store converters till i found one that worked
ae7e45 No.2337634
>>2337630
Ooh.
Happy with it?
d61eb2 No.2337635
>>2337631
lol in experiencing dechical tifficulties we just rolled the wrong clip
b80fb4 No.2337636
>>2337630
looks more like a generic diamond shape
but i don't know gems or whatever
d61eb2 No.2337637
>>2337633
erin ohmygod yo
get on snapchat, i just got it again yesterday.
b5fbe6 No.2337638
>>2337632
Alright, I'm not durnk enough to make the lyrics but they WILL flow through me. Just need to drink more and think hard about this.
Welcome to our discourse,
a niche within a imageboard;
a place where you can be free...
It's a work in progress, I can#t freestyle, don't know how people get so quick with rapping/
d61eb2 No.2337639
is casper btw
colgate loves u ayy tulpmao
ef3652 No.2337640
ae7e45 No.2337641
392cf9 No.2337642
>>2337634
no, lol, it's terrible, such a shitty tattooist
i messaged like 6 tattooists on facebook and just went to the first one that responded, was like this 70 year old man with a wall made out of collectable batman cars in his studio, he was all old and his shaky hand made it all wobbly
i'd like it if it wasn't so shaky
>>2337636
well yeah, it's a green gem in 2D
was meant to kinda mirror this Drop Dead emerald on my hand in style
>>2337637
okie dokie ceru c: do i already have you? same account?
>>2337638
lol keep at it
>>2337639
WTF
IT'S CASPER?
NOT CERULEAN?
WTF MANG WHAT
HOW ARE YOU
JESUS YOU NEED TO KEEP IN MORE CONTACT NIQQA
d61eb2 No.2337643
i see you thugged out
U and rob eh?
b80fb4 No.2337644
60d14b No.2337645
ef3652 No.2337646
>>2337641
^-^ -gives you a stuffed mouse-
ae7e45 No.2337647
Has Casper been Cerulean this entire time?
>>2337642
Aw man, I'm sorry to hear that.
392cf9 No.2337648
>>2337643
lmao no not seen rob for ages
him getting his texts read might be why i'm going to prison on monday lol
>>2337644
no, not at all, but i liked drop dead clothing when i was like 15, that's when i got the tattoo
ae7e45 No.2337649
>>2337646
Whaaat?
What are you giving me this for?
392cf9 No.2337650
wasn't olly sykes like
a pedo
b5fbe6 No.2337651
>>2337642
Yeah, you could diss posters. I don't even remember their names.
60d14b No.2337652
ae7e45 No.2337653
Ah fuck, I just remembered the fate of my stuffed animals.
Sadness.
60d14b No.2337654
>forty fucked his stuffed animals
ef3652 No.2337655
392cf9 No.2337656
ngl never gonna get over the lost prophets dude being a pedo
i liked them
now you just feel dirty when you listen to them
392cf9 No.2337657
why does casper have denmark flag tho
real q
ae7e45 No.2337658
>>2337654
lol no.
Kidfort was WAAAY too pure.
>>2337655
Well, thank you.
Give him a name, please.
fd11b4 No.2337659
casper is hiding from the police and went to denmark or something.
60d14b No.2337660
I like Lost Prophets too,
forever tainted.
d61eb2 No.2337661
>>2337641
lol you didnt know?
i barely tried to keep it secret
>>2337642
cerulean could never pull off a trip like this, i generated it for him ages ago when banbusters abd WuMA was a thing, fucking rob, doing stoopid shit but still being reslly likeable, he could have his own show on the netflix i tell you!
i added you on snap yesterday with new acc, something backtjalle
shame avout prison, i thought reading your name in thread that it had blown over and that you remained free citizen of eunited states.
upu gonna go willingly or play barricade the game for luls?
ef3652 No.2337662
392cf9 No.2337663
>>2337661
OH THAT WAS YOU
i googled what the name meant and assumed it was some middle eastern and ignored it
i add you now
nah sentencing is monday and i'll go straight from court to prison, i'm being a good girl for minimal sentence :3
ae7e45 No.2337664
>>2337661
I was never told! How was I supposed to know?
We never spoke.
Holy shit my dude, you're beginning to look like a sage.
ae7e45 No.2337665
>>2337662
You know what, Squeaks is a perfectly good name for a stuffed mouse, dontcha think?
d61eb2 No.2337666
i moved in with lewds and then framed him for childo pronografy and am currently claiming squatters rights
i am in sweden, either the ISP uses daneVPN or the people im at’s are way techsavvyer then they claim, wich would be bad
d61eb2 No.2337667
>>2337663
maybe throw in a you cant handle the truth?
392cf9 No.2337668
consider yourself snapped
b5fbe6 No.2337669
Can someone help me? I'm on 3rd gear.
ef3652 No.2337670
b5fbe6 No.2337671
>>2337668
If I had a webcam I would join in on this shenangians. But have this old image with me and my mum
392cf9 No.2337672
>>2337666
so that thing with the family of people didn't work out?
>>2337667
the defence is they were big bois and i was too scared to say no
ae7e45 No.2337673
>>2337666
>i moved in with lewds a...
I got too far into that sentence before realizing something was up, lol.
>>2337670
I really don't know if you meant to suggest that or not.
392cf9 No.2337675
>>2337671
lol you look as crazy as you say you are :3
b5fbe6 No.2337677
>>2337675
I know, right.
I'd make a good cult leader, don't you think?
If only I have the charisma.
I'm now drunk, where are you?
951624 No.2337678
>>2337676
go talk to a tree in a later game duh.
b5fbe6 No.2337679
>>2337678
You knowl, I wanted to fight a tree. Because it looked smug.
392cf9 No.2337680
>>2337677
i am a half of buckfast and one pint in
a bit drunk but not all over the place yet
fd11b4 No.2337681
>>2337676
make sure it's not alive.
951624 No.2337682
>>2337679
I don't think I have ever tried to fight an object.
b5fbe6 No.2337683
>>2337680
Half a bottle of rum and coke. It's hitting me my friend. I'm a bit drunk but I'm close to wasted.
I'll get there before you do. I wanna rock your world since you replied to me, you are my world.
ef3652 No.2337684
b5fbe6 No.2337685
>>2337681
I have a hoover, I could try and hoover it up. But then it will kill me.
>>2337682
Then your are reasonable. An iconiclast doesn't give a shit.
392cf9 No.2337686
>>2337683
yeah you'll get there first, all i have is beer now, i am just waiting for the cocaine to arrive and i'll sober up from that and then i'll be, as the scottish say, fleein
ae7e45 No.2337687
>>2337684
Guess I'll never know.
Thank you for Squeaks~
b5fbe6 No.2337688
>>2337686
I think I could be rekt now, shepard me to the best I can be.
951624 No.2337689
>>2337685
I've broken tools that pissed me off, but there was no fixing them anyway.
b5fbe6 No.2337690
Building up to the big posts. Link our arms together and let's go with the wave.
>>2337689
Buy new tools, and then get insurance on them.
b5fbe6 No.2337692
I'm hoping I will bring back my people to the mother ship.
Where are my brothers?
392cf9 No.2337693
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
me right now.
MY FLOS AHEAD OF YOUR FLOW, TWO TIMES QUICK
951624 No.2337694
>>2337690
I usually do, so I take them back and get them replaced anyway.
392cf9 No.2337695
dude im so glad casper is alive man
boi has no idea how much people worry when he goes missing for years at a time
b5fbe6 No.2337696
>>2337693
You're already in trouble, let's go in a bank to spray some cunts with water guns.
We are Kane and Lynch, you and I.
fd11b4 No.2337697
>>2337685
what about a Bissell?
b5fbe6 No.2337698
>>2337694
What are you working on?
ae7e45 No.2337699
Casper being alive is a miracle tbh
392cf9 No.2337700
I LOVE HEATS
I THINK IM BOUT TO MARKET SOME
THIS NIGGAS FLOW SHAKY LIKE HE GOT PARKINSONS
b5fbe6 No.2337701
>>2337700
>>2337700
NNNGGGGHHH, we getting there now. Let's hit tthe zenith.
b5fbe6 No.2337702
>>2337697
What is a Bissell?
951624 No.2337703
>>2337698
usually it's angle grinders and dremel knockoffs, they either become unusable due to random shit breaking in them, or they burst into flames in my hands, usually it's welding projects.
b5fbe6 No.2337704
Do you want to be in my gang?
ae7e45 No.2337705
>>2337703
Yo Griddle.
I was told to show you this.
b5fbe6 No.2337706
>>2337703
So you work with fire and iron?
Graffiti your work, future generations will know your name
392cf9 No.2337707
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my only gang is S.C.U.M. GANG
b5fbe6 No.2337708
>>2337707
Will I fit in?
I haven;t found a gang I would excel in.
I never been touched by a higher power.
392cf9 No.2337709
>>2337708
yes my boi, S.C.U.M. stands for Society Can't Understand Me, you're perfect <3
SCUUUUMMMMMMMGANNNNGGGG
lol i have SCUMGANG tattooed on my arm
b5fbe6 No.2337710
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This is how I got baptisted.
392cf9 No.2337711
BURN MOTHERFUCKER
BURN.
how come you didn't post the video tho
c1e728 No.2337712
951624 No.2337713
>>2337705
I saw it last time you posted it, it's a humantaur and it isn't the best one ever, also those pumps are gay.
>>2337706
more so weld projects on free times, no need, my stuff is practical to get work done more so than building things worth reselling.
b5fbe6 No.2337714
>>2337709
Society understood me as a wicked witch doctor.
ae7e45 No.2337715
>>2337713
I wasn't sure whether you'd seen it.
But I think it was Motley who told me to show ya.
fd11b4 No.2337716
>>2337702
you said hoover. i just thought maybe another vacuum cleaner model will work.
b5fbe6 No.2337717
>>2337713
What do you do in youre spare time?
b5fbe6 No.2337718
>>2337716
Bissell is a hover modell?
ae7e45 No.2337719
Also the face is the worst thing about the humantaur pic, to me.
392cf9 No.2337720
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?
HOUSE
b5fbe6 No.2337722
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>>2337720
I follow you to the ends of the earth and back again twice as many.
Let us both experience our nonsense.
fd11b4 No.2337723
>>2337718
I meant brand/competing brand.
b5fbe6 No.2337724
>>2337723
Are we gonna talk about hoover brands?
You know what's good? Experiences.
951624 No.2337725
>>2337717
I welded the bucket back together on my dads backhoe, I also put together a boom pole for it so we can put up his pole barn, I also rebuilt his trailer, and have repaired it a few times, because he's to tough on it for the size of trailer it is, and I have a 2 axle camper I plan to turn into a car hauler as soon as it isn't a storage unit.
392cf9 No.2337726
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HENRY HOOVER #1
HETTY EAT MY ASS
b5fbe6 No.2337727
>>2337725
What is a boom pole?
And fuck me, you rebuilt a trailer? you're beyond me.
fd11b4 No.2337728
>>2337724
experiences. side of a road while it was snowing heavily, in the country, outside a big city where there was no where to go to mount some ass.
392cf9 No.2337729
my hoover says 420 blaze it on it.
b5fbe6 No.2337730
>>2337726
Half a bottle of rum, pretty fucked, this is your top gear track, right?
392cf9 No.2337731
>>2337730
fer sure one of them yeah c:
b5fbe6 No.2337732
>>2337728
That sounds as comfy as it was annoying.
b5fbe6 No.2337733
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>>2337731
Listen to this, and we shall follow the same beat.
I am drunk.
392cf9 No.2337734
392cf9 No.2337736
i know already i like some soulwax shit
i think
392cf9 No.2337737
i think it's maybe shit like the 19/2000 remix i know soulwax from?
b5fbe6 No.2337738
>>2337736
I had a soulwax album in Clockfce, I was drunk and gave the album to some stranger who never seen moral landing.
392cf9 No.2337739
oh. scanner. no. i'm sorry. that's not a great song lol
fd11b4 No.2337740
>>2337732
yeah, riskier the 3+ other times after when the weather was ok and people drive by.
392cf9 No.2337741
oh no wait
the 19/2000 remix was soulchild, not soulwax
and i know i'm getting some scapegoat wax mixed in there too lmao
b5fbe6 No.2337742
>>2337739
Thanks for calling me out, Erin/
392cf9 No.2337743
yeah idk what soulwax songs i like, i'm sure there was some tho
392cf9 No.2337744
>>2337742
LOL i'm so sorry
i have oddly specific tastes, it's not you, it's me
392cf9 No.2337746
WAIT wait wait. i got something for you. just let me remember it for a sec.
b5fbe6 No.2337747
>>2337744
We all have oddly specific tastes.
I'm getting more drunker, let us both come together and bring the hammer down.
b5fbe6 No.2337752
Give me the controls of your nonsense, I will follw through.
b5fbe6 No.2337754
I'm drunk, it is time for some nonsense, can I make a Scanner thread?
392cf9 No.2337755
yea we hella overdue new thread go for it
fd11b4 No.2337757
>>2337754
This is what caused people like me to listen to ozzy years ago.
951624 No.2337759
>>2337727
basically this, but mine is about 15feet long, as opposed to 4 feet.
it isn't very complicated, but it took time to weld everything in.
b5fbe6 No.2337761
New t>>2337758
>>2337758
>>2337758
>>2337758
>>2337758hread. Scanner thread.
b5fbe6 No.2337762
>>2337758
>>2337758
>>2337758
>>2337758
>>2337758
SCANNER THREAD,
NEW THREAD.
b5fbe6 No.2337764
>>2337763
I think you should make a new thread.
ad92c6 No.2343103
Not posting or making threads gives some people anxiety