I want to cram Eevee as far up my ass as possible. I would spray ropes so thick I could hang me a Nigger Jew. Remember, you have to eat the seed to gain it's power, but always shit on the dick when finished!
Queen Tacos the II prophesied on her rape bed that there would one day come a man with an iron prostate whose squirt would bring a great apocalypse. I have thus sworn my eternal service to forever finger and become the Jack of Asses, a man forever in the service of Lady Tacos.
Along my great journey I have encountered the Twat Witch, the Terrible Pickle Fiend, and black people. It is in this moment that I have revelation! What power I would have if I combined the elemental forces of an Eevee with the supple tightness of my boy cunt?