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>PID
>Hop up on table blissfully ready to become a pamper packing nubaby without responsibility, getting to suck on boobs and play with toys
<“congrats anon 5.1 inches! Cutting it pretty close there champ!”
>”can you… measure again?”
<“why would I do that sweetpea? You’ve passed.”
>”I um… think I moved a little…”
<“ok then… yep 5.1 inches, just past nubaby.”
>tears come to my eyes
>I don’t want to be be big and find a job and have to worry about everything
<“oh… oh I see… yes I think you did move… 4.99 inches, sorry honey it looks like you need our biggest thickest diapers, a pacifier to soothe your little cry about being such a little guy, and an enema for being naughty and holding up the line.”
>Literally wiggling with glee
>Get led toddling off by another nurse in a triple boosted diaper with plastic pants and slippery baby mittens and booties.
>Barely get to the playpen with the other nubabys before the enema comes out and I have my first glorious messy diaper.
>Blush and wiggle when the cheerleaders come over to tease me for being such a messy baby.
<“I’d love to change you stinkypants, but I think you need to use that whole big diaper first.”
Bless PID nurses, they really know best.