>be OP
>Chad McThaddeus
>7 ft tall 11 inch magnum dong
>bitches all day every day
>one day feel a frequency change
>suddenly the ground shakes and my yugioh card box opens violently
>a single card with a pink hippo disappears with a quiet "ur a fag"
>I'm sucked into an alternative universe
>my hair starts to thin, I shrink in stature
>my sharp charismatic smile turns to a dopey grin
>my eyesight worsens, need glasses
>feel my mind adapting to the rules of the new universe
>I'm trying to fight it but it's too strong
>the last remaining memory of my old universe is a pink hippo yugioh card
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.