48676f No.16952262
Alright, boys. I'm in a shit position. Help me out of it:
>be me
>been in a relationship with a 7/10 jew broad for the past few years
>her jew spawn wants to play cyberpunk when it drops
>he doesn't have anything to play it on
>offered to help him fund and assemble a 2070 rig
>he refuses my plebian goyim assistance
>he wants a next-gen console
>he wants one on the day they launch
If it were just me and the kid, I'd say fuck it and surprise him with the PC parts. I know that'll disappoint his mom, though, and I'd rather get the fucker a gimped prebuilt Sony/Microsoft box than to sleep on the couch for a month.
TLDR; My life is Jingle All The Way: Hanukkah Edition. Should I buy a PS5, Series X, or some third option?
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29874e No.16952263
kill yourself, you stupid sack of nigger shit
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48676f No.16952267
>>16952263
It took all of your effort to parse this post out through a haze of energy drinks and hot pockets, huh?
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0a03bc No.16952272
>>16952262
pearls to the swine anon
if the little kike wants to be jewed by megacorps don't bother to stop him, he'll come to regret his decision when he learns about piracy and emulation
besides, a console is cheaper than a bleeding edge PC rig, just get him an Xbox and be done whit it
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b26c27 No.16952278
>>16952262
>be with a she-kike,
>raise her kikelet another man put in her oven as if it was your own brood.
>being this pathetic.
>hi, im mr suckercuck, this is my wife ms' kike, and her kike-son together we are the hooknosed snosbournes
>dont ever talk to me and my wifes snosnosed son again unless about kike junios new caymebox.
ha,hah,ha,hah,hahahahahahaha.ahahahahaahahahahhhahahahahahahahahah
*huff*
*wheez*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOOHLOL i hope your just fishing for replies because if your dead serious about anything you wrote you are beyond fucked.
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3d9652 No.16952282
>>16952262
Not only are you fucking a kike, but you are taking care of her kosher larva wich is not yours, why?
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dfb100 No.16952287
>>16952262
>My Wife's Son
>Buy Fagging
>7/10 yeah because you're clearly capable of gauging the quality of a female considering you're with a jew who's already had a fucking child!
>PAYING FOR THE CHILD! GET THE FUCKING FATHER JAMAL TO DO IT! I'm sure if you fluff him nice and good he'll pay for it.
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000000 No.16952291
>be me
Phew thanks for clearing that up
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000000 No.16952293
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63e616 No.16952295
The sex is that good huh?
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b26c27 No.16952306
>>16952262
>TLDR; My life is Jingle All The Way: Hanukkah Edition. Should I buy a PS5, Series X, or some third option?
third option:
1: buy a shotgun,
2: suckstart it.
3: mission completed.
holy lol, its actually funnier the second time i read your shit. im actually laughing irl behind my pc at your sad sob story.
its like your household is a miniature version of a kike-run economy. you are america: the workforce and moneymaker, kikeisha jews her way in and takes on your financial affairs,puts you to work for her, and afterwards jews the money from you whilst you the stupid golem/goyim end up under her financial control with no entitlement to the money you alone generate. she provides meaningless sex/entertainment as a exchange currency, (like the jews in the porn bussines/hollywood do), and kike-junior slurps up the rest of your bux and demands shitty consumerist produce for his amusement. leaving you a dried out husk when the jewish grasshoppers will eventually leave you for their next victim.
>>16952295
that blowjob isnt going to happen soon since her nose is acually longer than his boner.and just like a slot, she only accepts quarters
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06ae7d No.16952308
>8kun is now obnoxiously advertising its merch at the top of the thread
So, you guys really only come here ironically, right? Surely you don't actually participate on this site for real discussion?
right?
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d79cfc No.16952329
If you absolutely have to do this, just get a pre built gayman pc with all the green leds and shit, and a copy of cyberpunk for it. He'll appreciate it when he figures out how much better quality the game will be on pc.
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23c884 No.16952330
>>16952325
< yes the front page stats are all there is!
<n-no there's no such thing as unlisted boards 8kun dead go to big faggotchan
Yeah and there's no secret /v/
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ce9f45 No.16952333
>>16952331
Accusing me of the the things you don't like about yourself won't make it go away
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2e6092 No.16952340
>>16952262
>>been in a relationship with a 7/10 jew broad
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f4e4aa No.16952588
>>16952262
just get a ps5 with the disc drive and wait for the next gen switch or whatever nintendo shits out next year
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a80763 No.16952589
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cf9d5a No.16952667
>>16952262
You brought this on yourself, Ramses.
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cf9d5a No.16952672
>>16952262
Seriously, though, why in the fuck are you dating a jewess? Moreover, a jewess with a KID? And the answer can't contain the words "kazar milkers," you degenerate.
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a5103c No.16952785
10/10 bait, nigger.
All the fags ate it up
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000000 No.16954147
>>16952262
You're a cuck. Get some self-respect and leave
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90fbad No.16959098
>>16952672
I'm gonna jack it to them titties.
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