>playing DF unity
>talk to a young blond haired boy in an inn
>tells me a story about how he was betrothed to Klughte but this guy wants to stop their marriage so he abducted her
>huh Klughte is a weird name for a woman, and I didn't expect straight shota, but whatever
>suddenly the kid joins my party
>he's a rough looking guy with red hair and a full beard
>go to the place where he says Klughte is being held
>hmm, there's two men here, but where is Klughte?
>talk to one of them
>he says "oh thank you so much for rescuing me!" and it turns out he's a butt pirate
>kill all the guards and leave the house
The game basically tricked me into facilitating a gay marriage. What's some other crazy shit you've seen in Daggerfall?