72621a No.16653862
HEY, ALL YOU FRESH CEPHALOPODS! TIME FLIES FAST, SO LET'S MAKE IT FLY FASTER WITH SOME TURF WAR AND RANKED!!!
Now for some funky fresh questions!
HOW FRESH ARE YOU!?
HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?
HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?
How memed are you?
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Label: Swamp
Address: swamp.li
Port: 64738
Join the Mumble server for Squid Cephalopod Squid Squad multiplayer fun. Peak times are 9pm - 12am Eastern Time, Friday/Saturday/Sunday. Banned/pirate users and those not paying for online are welcome to join us for Splatoon 2 LAN parties.
For information on setting up the mumble client, please see http://wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page
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CURRENT NEWS:
● Patch 4.9.0 came out on 06/25/19, bringing a nerf to the Brellas and Ballers: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2
● Team /pone/ lost to team Reddit. Fuck everything.
● Final Splatfest announced - Order vs. Chaos. Results could potentially affect Splatoon 3's plot.
● "Princess Cannon" a.k.a. a pozzed Killer Wail special found in game assets. This may be an upcoming special in the last Shifty Station rotation.
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USEFUL RESOURCES
https://gesotown.ink/ - Lets you view the gear that's been on splatnet for the past few weeks. Hopefully an anon in the thread snagged one and you two can share friend codes and gear share.
https://splatoon2.ink/ - Lets you see the current Splatoon 2 Ranked and Salmon Run rotation.
https://www.ikaclo.com/ - Database of all loadouts and possible gear abilities.
https://content.oatmealdome.me/bcat/salmon_run - Shows future Salmon Run rotations.
https://stat.ink/ - Shows in-depth statistics on wins and losses for each weapon.
https://lan-play.com/ - Lets you participate in private LAN matches and Salmon Run, even if you aren't paying for online or are running homebrew. Joining the mumble server is recommended, as we can better coordinate LAN matches there.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/19jFTDKDMD-jSHlS_MvNLKh_h4NAD1N9I?usp=sharing - Copies of both Splatoon games from all regions available for download (NOTE: CURRENTLY WORKING ON UPLOADING LATEST UPDATE FOR SPLATOON 2)
>>>/smek/ - Our board for long-term archiving and squid shitposting.
6c9f85 No.16653892
On one hand, the chaos side looks cooler. On the other, I don't want another Mad Max Borderlands aesthetic.
e51fbe No.16653969
>>16653892
Here's the thing, Pearl wanted it to be different every day by law it wouldn't be mad max
d55b32 No.16653983
>>16653969
Then since it can't be the same thing twice it is by nature a kind of order.
e51fbe No.16653992
d55b32 No.16653995
>>16653992
I am just saying complete chaos is self defeating. There needs to be some order somewhere to create contrast.
359c3f No.16654037
>Remember being pretty good at Splatoon 1
>buy Splatoon 2
>absolute fucking trash, cant hit anything worth shit
I think people got way better or I was never as good as I thought I was.
also
>Splatoon 1 was released 4 years ago
72621a No.16654221
Almost forgot.
Previous thread:
>>16538666
1f39a2 No.16654275
octolings are inferior
cuntboys are inferior
Threadly Aniki
b90a49 No.16654346
77c940 No.16654385
>>16653862
Goddamn I want to fuck Marina while she's wearing that outfit, I mean look at that outfit, damn me so horny Chaos all the way though
99d7ff No.16654420
Siding with Order here. Proud to serve for Marina's riot police and beat down any anarchist antifa scum I find.
48b4f4 No.16654443
>>16654420
Exactly, These niggers want chaos when the world around them is already burning. We need True Order in these trying times
9faf07 No.16654454
>>16653952
>SMT: Squid Nogami Tensei
If the Chaos side wins, will the sequel have a theme of "restoring order", and vice-versa if Order wins?
1b8a7c No.16654485
>>16654010
Hey, I legitimately appreciate that.
Wish more people did
415735 No.16654522
>>16654485
I don't know who you are but I love you too!
74a213 No.16654576
The Sunken Scrolls are only based on the events surrounding Inkopolis, and are based on what is observed in that area. The cephalopods there are dumb enough to accept that that Inkopolis is pretty much the world. They think that because humans became extinct there (Japan), that they are extinct in the rest of the world. In reality, though, there would still be plenty of land for humans to live, contrary to what environmentalists want you to believe. It would be believable that the Japanese became kill, though, considering most live on the coastline. Humans can potentially be in Splatoon 3.
72621a No.16654696
>>16654485
Love you, Bonnie
2bb2eb No.16654720
>>16654443
>>16654420
Yeah great job leading Inkopolis into 1984. I'll be here with Chaos ensuring that people don't call Splatoon 3 a glorified port like people called Splatoon 2.
Also, Marina wants order specifically because "muh safe and secure space where everyone can live in harmony." Bullshit. You know what chaos brings? Change, and conflict. You know what those bring? Progress. You know why Tartar wanted to destroy the fucking world, cause Inklings and Octolings are fucking retarded. And without progress, real progress, Inklings and Octolings are going to stay retarded. Chaos equals progress. Order equals stagnation.
The world of Splatoon has had no real conflict since the Great Turf War. No one wants to admit it, but conflict brings progress? World War I and II? Bloody, yes, but the advancements made during those wars has helped civilization as a whole years later. You know what wars have? Wounded soldiers. You know what wounded soldiers need? The best goddamn medicine in the world. The same will apply to Inkopolis.
And if Marina's so worried about never being able to see her friends again, that just shows a lack of confidence. She doesn't think she can survive in a world of chaos and unpredictability. even though I know she can. Pearl knows she can. She's being overly worried about nothing.
Order is necessary, I understand that, and I also understand the world of Splatoon is already kind of chaotic. I simply don't think it's chaotic enough. Why contain it?
48b4f4 No.16654752
de1822 No.16654756
>>16654752
Dumb nigger.
>Man has grown strong in eternal struggle, and only in eternal peace does it perish
-Hitler, Mein Kampf
48b4f4 No.16654765
>>16654756
Anon and what happened to Germany and the world afterwards? THE WORLD WAS FLUNG INTO EVEN MORE CHAOS THAT AFFECTS US TO THIS DAY. We never had a true peace since the end of world war II only endless war of different types.
72621a No.16654844
Hey, Thundercock, you coming on the Mumble tonight or any time soon?
72621a No.16654887
>>16654844
if you're still here, that is
48b4f4 No.16654891
>>16654887
>>16654844
I'm still here, I'll be on the mumble in a moment
e51fbe No.16654963
>>16654720
>Tartar wanted chaos
Tartar wanted to turn literally every living thing into subservient drones to make the world "perfect"
Hell that's probably WHY Tar Tar is on team order, besides the potential that Marina has been a plant this entire time
2bb2eb No.16654985
>>16654963
When did I say Tartar wanted chaos? I simply said he wanted to destroy the whole fucking world.
232aa9 No.16655021
I normally am a chaotic person, but i might have to go for Order since too much chaos now days have lead to Clown World and i'm sicking tired of having lunatics causing havoc everywhere. Time to nuke them with Hyper-Bombs!
9faf07 No.16655963
>Club Nintendo is celebrating the Splatfest
>Animal Crossing is celebrating the Splatfest
>FUCKING TETRIS IS CELEBRATING THE SPLATFEST
https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1145678439313215493
203695 No.16656009
>>16655963
>will probably have a sick ass splatoon style version of Type A
>Have to play tetris to get the theme while splatfest is going on
Fucks sake
ca5517 No.16656015
>>16655963
I love that Nintendo has created a fresh new IP with a unique gameplay style, but god fucking damn do I hate that I can't play it because of motion sickness.
It just looks like so much fun. :(
Definitely gonna grab this Tetris skin though.
addd57 No.16657005
Wheres my fucking Octo armor Nintendo!? I know it's already in the games code, Goddamnit!
YOU CUNTS!
1f39a2 No.16657034
>>16657005
That's it? The Grizzco hat? Fuck you, Mr. Grizz.
addd57 No.16657042
>>16657034
Fucking bear jew!
232aa9 No.16657509
>>16657005
You too? I have been grinding like crazy for the Octo Goggles and i haven't gotten it yet and it's driving me insane!
232aa9 No.16657514
>>16655963
Shit, i won't be able to join in on this one since i'm going on vacation and i will return on the 18 so i will still see ya guys at the Final Splatfest but i won't be playing Tetris 99 on a Hotel wifi that moves slower than a sea snail.
72621a No.16657713
Having no specials in the beam of the Princess Cannon is a guaranteed near-instant kill. The Rainmaker shield, Booyah Bomb, and Baller (when not primed) all have about the same kill time. Ink armor is a joke as usual. The only things unaffected by it are the primed Baller and, strangely, the brella shields.
f45850 No.16657980
>>16656275
>>16657952
Really nice editing man.
ya got more of it?
725937 No.16658055
>>16657952
>>16657980
>Really nice editing man.
Yes because it's really hard to download an AE template, drop some pics in there and click render. I could tell this was a template from a mile away. Also this wouldn't be considered editing rather a motion graphic animation.
415735 No.16658613
Why isn't there any art of Marina in her "lick my boots, citizen" outfit
cc5e3c No.16658878
Streamable embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16657980
I got more stuff I'm working on like music bumpers.
Im probably gunna make a new one later today
2a36cb No.16659468
so we making one of these for 8chan or?
e51fbe No.16659489
>>16659468
How would that even work? What are you going to try and guess the relationship of Oekaki and Bonnie?
ff3481 No.16659660
9dd6cf No.16659938
Splatfest Alert!
Finalfest has been announced!
Chaos vs Order
Are you ready to go beyond mad with Pearl? Or would you rather visit Marina's brave new world?
They're threatening to pretend like your choices matter! Remember: The team with the worse players wins.
Chaos vs Order will be a 72-hour Splatfest beginning at 8:00AM on Thursday, July 18th (EST). It will begin and end at the same time for all regions.
In addition, all 23 of the old Shifty Station designs will be rotated in and out at the regular stage shifts during the first 48 hours of the Splatfest. The new and final Shifty Station design will be available during the final 24 hours of the event.
799c37 No.16660959
>>16659489
>>16659468
It's not impossible. Everyone is a squid or an octo, so it would be easy to draw. There would be problems with coming with with vibes for everyone, not hurting feelingsor maybe that's a good thing, and coming up with uniform appearances for each character. I have pretty well defined relationships with some people around here, but unsure what to say about others. Also, there's not really a main character around here.
229c7e No.16660977
>>16659938
>For one, the fans like you more than they like me. I’ve seen the internet.
Oh fuck. They know.
1f39a2 No.16661239
>>16660977
It's that kind of don't give a fuck attitude I like about Pearl. She also didn't act like a little edgelord for this Splatfest, so I have a little more respect for her. The fact that she knows she's less liked and doesn't care anyway is strangely mature for a spoiled brat princess. So, go Pearl. I don't hate you.
2ac477 No.16661249
>>16659938
Marina being more popular then goblin is now cannon.
fa02c1 No.16661320
>>16659938
>pearl talking to marina about mixing colors to make new ones
SQUIDDER THAN YOU, OCTAVIO
d55b32 No.16661323
>>16661249
From my experience what people would like to fuck, and what they actually like are two different things.
b0b9dc No.16664301
>>16659938
>You said that ink colors arent special on their own
>That they don't become special until you mix them together to create new colors
Ok so pearl is the one who said that, but marina likes it. So is race mixing order or chaos? This is important.
6b89c5 No.16664564
>>16664039
I did before it was fresh.
c627e9 No.16664689
On vacation for the next week and a half. Bonnie, please check tox when/if can.
8efc29 No.16664698
>>16664039
Remember to not only keep it fresh, but also [Soft & Wet]
1f39a2 No.16664817
>>16664689
Checked. Thanks.
faa67b No.16664829
>>16661249
i thnk they purposely made marina look hotter than pearl. i bet if you swap skin their skin colors they appearance would match better.
4270af No.16664844
>>16664817
>>16664689
WHEN DO YOU TWO FUCK
1f39a2 No.16664862
>>16664844
We already have. You wanna join the orgy?
29255d No.16666565
>>16661249
According to Nintendo of Jewmerica.
fff2d1 No.16667680
Haven't actually played in a week. What did I miss?
a9e4bf No.16667688
>>16666565
Well, weebs aren't as numerous as you may think.
87a673 No.16668338
>>16659468
>>16660959
are you actually gonna get opinion quotes from everyone ?
5d82d1 No.16669780
Cuntboy squids
See you next thread
e9c1b0 No.16671481
addd57 No.16671723
a04331 No.16673659
>>16671481
It's 7/18 - 7/21.
I really hope octonigger loses because she's an authoritarian bitch who illegally migrated to Inkopolis, opened the floodgates for hordes of other illegal immigrants, changed the entire structure of our legal system, and now complains that she's afraid that her subversion could potentially crumble around her. Your time is up, octothot.
6c9f85 No.16673679
>>16673659
But wouldn't total chaos be worse?
48b4f4 No.16673684
>>16673659
>Chaos would bring more peace than law and order
I don't think you thought this through Bonnie. Also she has the backing of best girl Marie
a04331 No.16673761
>>16673679
>But wouldn't total chaos be worse?
I'd argue we abolish Splatfest entirely and change our entire legal structure, but what do we have now? The laws have been changed, I've become a minority in my own city, salmonids are more aggressive than ever(guess who's outfitting them with equipment, by the way), the only job I can get is collecting eggs for Mr. Grizz, who is a George Shore-os puppet, and our entire culture is being subverted by an Octarian agent and her midget goy lesbian lover, selected by the globalists to be appointed as celebrities. Pearl even outed herself as the fall guy when they introduced this Splatfest. It's a trick. At least if Chaos wins, the ruse is up and Pearl's role as the loser in this game will crumble.
>>16673684
>I don't think you thought this through
The Inkopolis Dream was real. Those who worked hard enough could achieve great things. Rank, freshness, money, and sea snails available to those who work for them. Now, the whiny losers are the ones who win Splatfests and dictate our laws. Merit means nothing these days. Again, all it took was one Octarian plant to complain to have our entire legal system changed, and now she's arguing for a New Sea Order.
>Also she has the backing of best girl Marie
Because Marie gets to keep her spot as a celebrity if they keep their status quo. Marie has gone full goy. I've heard her grandfather, Cap'n Cuttlefish, a man I used to respect, and the reason I joined the Navy ROTC, by the way, spew propaganda about race mixing and not seeing species.
Also, if nobody believes me about Marina, here's a photo of her dressed in full Octarian gear. This is proof that she's an Octarian agent and anybody denying it at this point is delusional.
48b4f4 No.16673893
>>16673761
Yes, She WAS an Octoling solider until she defected. But if you dislike the Octolings so much why do you side with Callie? Rules are needed in these already chaotic times and you can't just go full anarchist bonnie
1f39a2 No.16674208
>>16673893
>Yes, She WAS an Octoling solider until she defected.
It's the worst kept secret it seems. Marina never admitted publically she's octo trash. In fact, the narrative is that octolings are just inklings with different hair.
>But if you dislike the Octolings so much why do you side with Callie?
What happened to Callie is further proof of my claims. She was kidnapped, brainwashed, and branded. Why would you trust octolings when their savagery was proven and quantifiable?
ff3481 No.16674375
any mumblesquids want to play?
48b4f4 No.16674380
>>16674208
>What happened to Callie is further proof of my claims. She was kidnapped, brainwashed, and branded. Why would you trust octolings when their savagery was proven and quantifiable?
So you would join a team lead by a Brainwashed leader who even on the BEST of times can't be counted on to make sound decisions and whose plan is just for literal chaos.
1f39a2 No.16674543
>>16674375
>any mumblesquids want to play?
I would, but I'm at work
>>16674380
Whoever wins, we lose. My point is that Pearl was already set up to be the fall guy. She's playing the role of the loser. They're not anticipating her winning. The ruse begins to crumble when Chaos wins.
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ff3481 No.16675094
Luigi get your ass in here
cc5e3c No.16675096
>>16675094
Hold on im watching anime
99d7ff No.16675382
>>16673659
<authoritarian bitch
>implying laws are bad
>implying order is bad
>wants to live in a lolbergtarian lala land of anarachy and pineapple pizza
3ce745 No.16675393
>>16675382
>ignoring the key point that Marina is an octarian agent
b43f51 No.16675484
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>>16675382
Loyal doggo Meg>ntr’d evil Meg
99d7ff No.16675501
>>16675484
yiff in tartarus, furfag
b74101 No.16675507
>>16675484
>>16675501
The question is, is it worse to be a furfag or a cuck? Better save that for derailing another thread.
2b12e1 No.16675532
>>16675507
That's like asking what's worse between sucking nigger dick or taking it up the ass.
29c690 No.16676341
>>16675507
>cuck
Are you implying 99d7ff is secretly Hercules?
b74101 No.16676391
>>16676341
I'm just saying, it's a possibility
a32296 No.16678248
>Pearl openly acknowledges that the internet draws more "art" of Marina and is saddened by the obvious favoritism
>She just wants to have fun and enjoy life
>Pearl is based on a pygmy squid (Idiosepius paradoxus) which on average live very short lives of about 150 days
>Marina is based on a webfoot octopus (Amphioctopus fangsiao) which the life span is unknown of, but generally octopuses live between 2-5 years
Pearl knows she doesn't have long, and wants to enjoy it while she can
98cd50 No.16678304
>>16675484
>ntr meg
meg was always a servant to hades, heraclease was an asshole who killed his wife and was tricked by a fake woman to steer him easily into further wrongs.
e8201f No.16679320
>>16678248
Nah, like classic Pearl, she's saying she knows that Marina is more popular and doesn't give a fuck.
db1ee2 No.16680794
>being a passionate chaosnigger who fucks everything up for freedom and destroying the false peace, current society and living comfort
>being a emotionless Order-Kleriker who overcomes the nature, prevent changing and being overpowered because there is no weak chain in society.
I know Chaos gonna win because it`s the nature of things, but… being a Order Asshole and killing without moral is more fun.
6c9f85 No.16680797
>>16680794
The winning faction will probably be the villains of the next game.
db1ee2 No.16681024
NUKE EVERYTHING
SMT LAW STYLE
cc5e3c No.16681055
cc5e3c No.16682188
>>16681121
Thats my whole meta right there
e32847 No.16682239
>splatzones on musselforge
>try playing offensively
>do shit
>try the double suction bomb build and just throw bombs from the sponge
>do the best on my team multiple times
I don't know whether it shows that I'm shit or the people in the 2000-2100 range of x are shit.
72621a No.16682493
Console banned users still had the ability to vote during the Frosty Fest. Hell, I got a Splatfest Tee for Team Family and I'm pissed I can't find the screenshot I took in the Shoal with it. It made sense at the time, because the in-game squid still lived in Inkopolis, so the right to vote seemed like a given. However, that right was taken away around the 4.7.0 update, likely as a result of that FUCKING choctopus having the glow-in-the-dark CIA squiggers on her side, but realistically the devs finding the loophole and saying "nah, banned users can't have fun."
So, since everyone else seems to be interested in the final splatfest lore autism, and the pozz news anchors want to exploit these Satanic ritual skirmishes known as Splatfests to construct Inkopolis to their liking like a couple of fucking manchildren, I'd like to ask something about those who won't vote in this. This includes banned users, those who don't want to pay for online, those who pirated the game after 4.7.0 and those who just stuck with squid 1. Will their squids have a say or a place in this story, and how things will unfold? Will there be a mass exodus, where a part of the population who's had it with this shit just fuck off and go populate some other place? Or will their squids be memory holed out of all of this, any evidence of their defiance being disintegrated in the process?
addd57 No.16683709
>>16682188 (Heil!)
I don't even want most of them.
b3c0bd No.16683736
Why the online of this game it's not fun as the campain? The single player was so much to play for 5 hours that lasted.
0bd2d9 No.16683746
>>16682493
You and I both know that Splatoon 3 will have the exact same story as Splatoon 1 and 2. Zapfish stolen, Octarians behind it, Agent 5 for the Squidbeak Splatoon, something something Squid Sisters, Off the Hook, why is it getting so crowded in here with Agent 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, Cap'n Cuttlefish, MC Princess, DJ Hyperfresh, and Sheldon? Maybe Mr. Grizz is using the golden eggs to raise his own salmonid army and DJ Octavio is in on it or something. Writing is not this series' strong suit.
So, ultimately, nobody will have a say or place in the story. The story is already written. The Splatfest outcome is probably already determined, too. You, Agent, uh… 5 we're on 5 now, are special just like every other player who is also special. You will save the day like everyone else around you. Why can't my squid just go to school, go to her part time job, and engage in turf wars every once in a while, all while looking fresh?
Order will win and Chaos will be grumpy and play as the bad guys in the sequel, which will consist of everything I posted already. Also, Pearl will be on the Chaos side until the climax of the story mode and Marina will jump in and remind Pearl of all the great times they had or some shit and Pearl will turn around and fight for the Squidbeak Splatoon again or something. The outcome of the Splatfest doesn't even matter because it's going to play out the same regardless.
>>16683736
Squigger, what? The campaign is a glorified tutorial.
d372af No.16684506
>>16683709
>>16684403
Salmon Run is a hell of a drug.
55b1b2 No.16684532
>>16684506
GIVE ME THE CHUNKS AND NO ONE GETS HURT
7a2f41 No.16684596
>>16683709
>dat id
Ay dedede! surely ya jestin
59ed23 No.16685463
Hoh ship I haven't played Splatoon since Squids v. Octos what the fuck are all these new sub weapons.
Spoon feed some retard trying to compete in the final splatfest what is and is not good these days please.
addd57 No.16685559
>>16684596
>The_only_reason_I_don't_have_300_plus_Quick_Respawn_Quick_super_jump_and_Sp_Saver_is_that_I_use_it_to_fill_out_slots_on_gear_before_I_reroll_it
Nope, I meant every word of it. I literally throw them away because I don't value them.
4c06f1 No.16685836
>>16685445
…what?
>>16685463
>turf war
>meta
The new aerospray if you don't actually want to learn how to play the new game. Basically what >>16681024 did.
5f872d No.16685866
when are we getting a new mode?
232aa9 No.16685983
>>16683709
I seriously wish i had that many Ability Chunks sucks that Salmon Run only gives about 4 random ones if you get lucky. Really want to turn shitty clothes with useful abilities since the drinks are pretty much a lie since i get fucked by RNG and they don't lock you into said ability drink.
4cd6bf No.16686148
>>16654756
>quotes hitler despite the fact that hitler was a planner and believed in orderly Authoritarian ideals
I'm sick and fucking tired of degenerates trying to use Hitler as a shield for their garbage arguments. Despite the fact that he was nothing like them period.
>>16673659
If she wins they are the enemy in the next game and we get cool, potentially, cyberpunk setting. So fuck my dick orange fish. ;^)
99d7ff No.16688843
>LISTENAN
Just songs from Off the Hook. Not as good as the Squid Sisters' discography, but "Into the Light" is still my fav.
c12c72 No.16688860
>>16655963
>actually got a Tetris Maximus on a special event
That was great.
72621a No.16689177
Jesus, what's with all the hidden shit in this game?
72621a No.16689184
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db626b No.16690591
>>16689184
I can do that too. How's that level 30* treating you?
72621a No.16691555
>>16690591
Pretty fine. Star is practically a certificate of autism, anyway
9dd6cf No.16692180
>>16691555
>Marie giving birth
92f5e6 No.16693616
>>16692180
Who is the father?
66d4f8 No.16693641
>>16654385
>Goddamn I want to fuck Marina while she's wearing that outfit
But will you take responsibility after?
92f5e6 No.16693645
>>16693629
>implying marie wouldn't just laugh at your micro penis and unfresh gear
851aa0 No.16693686
>>16693645
>implying my gear isn't fresher than yours
92f5e6 No.16693689
>>16693686
Let's see it, squigger.
cf4cef No.16694618
>>16693686
I want to copulate with that squid so hard while she bullies me about my unfresh clothes
9a8405 No.16695478
>Final Splatfest
&
>Salmon Run Map: Ark Polaris with full Grizzco Weapons
The Plot thickens
1a0844 No.16698090
a274c7 No.16698202
>>16698090
Wait what the fuck
decef7 No.16698282
I bet he plays as a Octoling.
addd57 No.16698318
>>16698090
Oh shit! Bonnie, they're on to you!
a086bf No.16698342
>>16693641
I'd sure take responsibility after fucking her, provided she was a virgin when we fucked.
77c940 No.16698381
Anyone got the Splattack! Moonman remix?
It's mentioned here https://8ch.net/smek/res/202.html
Full deleted jewtube vid title was "Splattack! (the Octolings) - Splatoon x Moon Man"
10fd03 No.16698657
>>16696706
I'd wear those if I was a fat autistic twenty-something woman who likes Splatoon, but only plays turf war.
>>16698090
>>16698202
>>16698318
They're going to be in for a surprise when they find out I'm a DHS nigger
497385 No.16698673
>>16659938
>OY VEY GOYIM COMMIT GENOCIDE ON YOUR OWN RACE
What does the Japanese text say?
1f39a2 No.16699046
>found a way to connect switch at work
>excited to play squid game and get paid
>connection errors everywhere
>can't play squid game
Son of a bitch. I want to be a lazy piece of shit.
72621a No.16699352
All of these "enemy" weapon have perks, but most have extreme drawbacks that seriously hinder viability. None have visible reticles.
Charger_Enemy - Model is based on the original Hero Charger (the one Marie uses in the campaign, for those newsquids who haven't played 1). Longer range than the E-liter, but actual damage dealt is a joke. You'd be better off tapping with this weapon - it deals half of the damage of a full charge. Mistakenly thought it had twice the range of the E-liter at first, since shots seemed especially long-reaching.
Roller_Enemy - Tell the "shittiest" weapon for Salmon Run, whatever that is, to eat its heart out. This is easily a Salmon Run masochist's dream come true. The sluggishness of the Dynamo, combined with the damage output of the Carbon, make this weapon only for the most seasoned of roller veterans. Gold Dynamo model.
72621a No.16699366
Shooter_Enemy - It's a rapid-fire shooting weapon, but you cannot walk at all while shooting. Only chance to move when shooting is when you're shooting mid-air during a jump. There is 0 shot variance, which can help in some places (aim) and hurt in others (inking a path). Octoshot (not replica) model.
Spinner_Enemy - You can actually walk while using it and everything. Like the shooter, no shot variance, but rapid-fire. This is the only one of these weapons I'd actually be interested in trying at any pay grade higher than part-time. Heavy Splatling model.
e9e22b No.16701466
>>16699366
>>16699352
Interesting finds, I must say. I don't suppose you have damage info from the targets in the test area, do you? Not exactly sure how those rapid fire ones could give accurate data, though, considering their shot speed.
72621a No.16702844
Some of you are alright, don't come to mumble privates tonight.
Label: Swamp
Address: swamp.li
Port: 64738
72621a No.16702863
>>16701466
I'll need to figure out how to reconfigure weapon slots. Give me some time.
656abb No.16702890
>>16699366
Just looking at those 2 videos (and not actually playing the game), I'd say the first one looks like the better weapon. The second one has a charge up time and slow movement, while the first one can simply pop up, shoot instantly, and then go back to moving. Especially if you can get significant air time shooting in as well, it seems like it would be the more versatile of the two. Moving slowly and not moving are pretty much the same thing in a shooter game. Doesn't look like there's any damage tradeoff either.
db626b No.16703122
I'm ready to start the Splatfest. Not enough alcohol, though. I'll have to buy more.
addd57 No.16703135
>>16702844
You're a bad person.
c6f3b0 No.16703529
2bb2eb No.16703671
Orderfags are gay and if you disagree you're gay too
a62210 No.16703712
>>16702442
Reminds me of feason’s work.
ff3481 No.16703780
SPLAT 1 SPLATFEST MUSIC IS PLAYING AHHHHH
5521ca No.16703812
>Splatfest happening
>stuck at work for another 8 hours
>Nothing is happening
Fuck money
f83f27 No.16703816
>>16703712
Damn, that's some good shit.
aaa8c1 No.16703846
Puke Yellow vs Semen
Both Colours are Awfull!
33d59b No.16703859
>>16703529
CZ 85 Combat. You were damn close, though. They're effectively the same gun, except 85 Combat has an ambidextrous safety and an adjustable rear sight. They're discontinued.
If you're looking for squids to play with for the final Splatfest, registered Mumble squids are currently assigned to teams as follows:
Chaos
Bonnie
Con
wm
Sketch
Luigi
Dip
Order
ChaCha
Ben
Members projected to pick Chaos
Barrel
Kero
Members projected to pick Order
Nitro
Frivolous
Len
Plenty of others are still unaccounted for, too. Now's your chance for Splatfest history! We won't get another opportunity like this until if and when Splatoon 3 becomes a thing.
Mumble squids will be meeting around 7pm CST/8pm EST tonight and some are already playing
RIGHT NOW!
aaa8c1 No.16703895
>>16703859
>last time i speaked/talked english was 15 years ago in school
33d59b No.16703907
>>16703895
A damn shame. Who are you?
>>16703902
What, too cool to play with us now?
ff3481 No.16703910
>>16703907
Where were you @8am on the mumble hmmm? didn't think squiddo
33d59b No.16703917
>>16703910
Sleeping. You think I'm going to go in solo? It's against tradition.
inb4 >chaos >tradition
ff3481 No.16703933
>>16703917
I will be playing tonight. Have to make sure the ink monster wins
33d59b No.16703940
>>16703933
Also, I'm not going to start drinking at 8 am. Do you think I'm some sort of degenerate alcoholic or something?
04ef34 No.16704085
>>16703859
What side's oekaki guy on?
Also does he have like, a title?
a35001 No.16704093
d576c1 No.16704121
33d59b No.16704147
>>16704085
Dunno. I don't even know who oekaki guy actually is or if he even has the game. Come play with us, oekakifag
>>16704093
See above for potential teammates. Somehow, a lot of us got roped into Chaos, but I think most of us actually wanted Order. I go with what my team picks.
72621a No.16704175
Inkopolis news exclusive: Local splatfest-banned squid, just months after illegally unloading bamboozler onto children, finding ways to piss off as many people as possible.
bdb92f No.16704204
>click on webm
>be immediatly disgusted
72621a No.16704263
>>16704204
That's the point.
541a67 No.16704375
>Team Chaos
>Winning streak
>Five wins and only one loss
>First 100x battle ever
>I don't think anyone besides me made it past the middle even once
>Get slaughtered
>Lose three more times
Time for a break. I hate that I can feel bad about this, because of a 100x battle. The old system was better, if only because a single match couldn't be so important. It's as if the game purposefully paired me with bad people for this 100x match, although I don't like Goby Arena anyway.
e32847 No.16704498
>still can't decide if chaos or order
>probably going to play salmon run until I just get tired and pick a team
I just wish that order was more of a holy knight style rather than the mind controlled masses style it's going for. It would make the choice easier.
000000 No.16704531
>>16704175
Annoying
>>16704263
Cock
>>16704375
Fuck!
>>16704417
Chef Boyard
Mini Ravioli
Beef Ravi
Tomato &
>>16704498
hey man you they use
see that guy bloblobber
over there
c6f3b0 No.16704893
72621a No.16705335
>>16659468
>>16659489
>>16660959
It's somewhat easy to make once we figure out who we're going to place on the whole thing. It's also easy to get a template from that picture. Everyone can think of a "vibe" I fucking hate that word that would describe themself and not anybody else. Once we figure out who will be on it, people can comment (or not) as appropriate. Also, there's no need for a "main character." We can either do shit here or make a thread for it on /smek/.
a99c81 No.16705356
Metallic ink is kino and needs to be put into the rotation along with all of the splatfest maps after this.
ff3481 No.16705424
FINAL FEST IS ON AND MUMBLE SQUIDS ARE PLAYING
48b4f4 No.16705426
My bro Chad just won his first 100 battle for team Order.
72621a No.16705467
REMINDER THAT THERE ARE SQUIDS CURRENTLY CELEBRATING THE FINAL SPLATFEST ON THE MUMBLE SERVER AND ALL ARE WELCOME TO JOIN OR SHITPOST AS THEY PLEASE
Get on.
Right. Fucking. Now.
Get Mumble here: https://wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page
Join here:
Label: Swamp
Address: swamp.li
Port: 64738
663df2 No.16705764
dead thread
dead game
dead community
92308d No.16705829
>>16705764
I dunno, there were like 8 people in the Mumble tonight.
92fb53 No.16705931
>Forgot to buy the Friends DLC for Splatoon
JUST
92308d No.16706173
>>16705931
Squigger, just join the Mumble. We'll be your friends. There are two days of the Splatfest left.
3cade9 No.16706352
>>16705636
>100x shortly after i leave
JUST
92308d No.16706856
8a037b No.16706897
i won a 100x match for hime yesterday
if she loses i'll kill myself
92308d No.16706916
>>16706897
>if she loses i'll kill myself
Let's get that in writing.
72621a No.16706917
>>16703910
Where art you now on the mumble hmmm? didn't think squiddo
2bb2eb No.16707079
Day 2. Trying to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Squid Sister I want to impregnate.
2bb2eb No.16707085
Also they've begun playing Spicy Calamari Inkantation, so that's good.
66d4f8 No.16707089
>>16706897
Prepare that noose anon.
e51fbe No.16707449
>Deleted a team order 5 win streak on a 10x match
>They seemed to be organized, same outfits, even pants
e51fbe No.16707469
Also what's going on with the sky
e84373 No.16708169
>>16704375
It was actually six wins and one loss followed by those three losses.
>Play 41 more matches today
>Win 23 of them
>Won a 10x but lost a 10x in that
>My last match is another 100x match on a map I've consistently won by a large amount on (80% to 20% easily)
>Lose 47% to 50%
It's as if this is happening on purpose. I've won 29 out of 51 matches and yet I'm robbed of the feeling that I'm doing well. It's still fun, but I'm disappointed. The only consolation is all of those Chaos 100x wins I saw in the ticker and the knowledge that it doesn't matter how many times I win, because of the stupid clout system to start with. It seems to me Chaos will win because around 1/10 of my matches have been against Chaos instead of Order, so it seems more popular, which is all that really matters with this system.
Whoever decided on this asinine system where a single match can be worth so much is stupid. I'm a rather good player and yet I'm disappointed because of this. Anyway, I have exactly 72,000 clout so far. I intend to wait until the last 24 hours for my next fifty matches. Perhaps I'll win a 100x match or two yet.
e32847 No.16708207
>missed the grabblink girl shifty station during its original splatfest
>using booyah bombs as normal
>realise the fun movement potential it has depending on where you throw them
This is the best shifty station and I will be sad to see it go when splatfest is over.
f788de No.16708354
>mfw my evil twin beat me again and they're an awful player
f788de No.16708505
5aefb5 No.16708507
>>16708505
How can multiple people be one?
f788de No.16708511
>>16708507
Because I have no idea if he or she was really a girl or not, so I used they.
be6d31 No.16708532
>>16708511
Please go back to reddit. Thank you.
db626b No.16708553
>>16708532
Alright. I'm out, then.
c07e56 No.16708574
>>16703812
I'll have to go clock hours on Sunday, talk about bummers
>>16703846
>he does not like semen
27b39e No.16708585
>try to play
<connection error
>finally get into a match
<connection error
>try again and finally get to play normally
<teammates do alright for the first chunk, then go retarded and lose 80% of the map in the last 30 seconds for every match that isn't littered with connection issues
I wanted this final fest to be special, but it's just frustrating. At least getting to try some of the Shifty Stations I missed is nice, and the Gold and Silver ink is neat.
9ae7d0 No.16708685
>>16708585
You think that's bad? Try getting connection errors after you finally broke from a losing streak and got really good players then it's all gone in a snap and you are back with retarded teammates that gets steamed rolled by a Kensa Splattershot Pro faggot.
2bb2eb No.16708687
It's day 3. The end is nigh. Desquidify yourself and face the inkshed.
92fb53 No.16708782
Happy last Splatfest Everyone
I`m Glad its finally over
2c4837 No.16709202
Anyone Alive?
Where are my Order chads?
I need Order chads nao
48b4f4 No.16709293
>>16709202
Order is still here
e51fbe No.16709326
>Splattack Octo played
>Fly Octo Fly started playing
<Oh it's probably going to hard transition into the normal splatfest now or never
>Ebb and flow starts playing
What is going on?
e51fbe No.16709329
>>16709326
Would like to mention octo splattack played like, 2 hours ago, I lost track of time
e51fbe No.16709548
So you're only supposed to shoot hyperbombs that are the enemy's color
Seems poorly thought out.
8a037b No.16709579
How the fuck does the hime cannon work
29255d No.16709635
>>16708532
>>16708399
>>16708507
>niggers don't understand basic English
Back to Africa with you.
d7a253 No.16709653
>>16708585
Imagine paying for this.
8a037b No.16709661
>>16709653
imagine paying for shit 3rd world internet?
d7a253 No.16709664
>>16709661
>imagine paying for shit 3rd world internet?
Yes, that's a good way to describe Nintendo Online.
8a037b No.16709668
>>16709664
Just quit living in south america
e8201f No.16709679
>>16708782
>no guns or dragon dildos in the picture
2bb2eb No.16709702
Hahaha death comes to us all
cc5e3c No.16710065
Chillin at 2300 right now
72621a No.16710129
Luigi, here's that blaster video you wanted.
9dd6cf No.16710139
>>16709555
>making a video of Pearl's diaper
Not even Pearl wanted this.
7a1240 No.16710164
Every second match seems to be Team Chaos vs. Team Chaos and I don't really get to splat any ordercucks. For some reason I always get the shit team and always lose Chaos vs. Chaos matches.
Not that it matters since I realize that I am absolute shit at this game and don't know how to win turf wars. My main weapons are blasters and I'm only just getting used to the N-Zap 89 for turf war stuff.
f00899 No.16710202
>>16705636
>>16705355
>>16705565
>>16708516
I saw these pop up on the in-game ticker. GJ 8-chan squids.
8a037b No.16710221
Can we go back to day one when there weren't any kids online and the connections were actually good
8a037b No.16710253
It's very infuriating how all it takes is one idiot to make a stupid mistake in the last 10 seconds to lose a match
I don't think Chaos is going to be winning this one
Which also means I'll have to kill myself
10be61 No.16710261
abe17b No.16710263
>>16710253
>not wanting Order to win so all the moralfags get SMT'd in Splatoon 3
2bb2eb No.16710268
>>16710253
Remember, just because you're doing bad doesn't mean the rest of your Splatfest team is
I've seen quite a lot of support for Team Chaos and though I've lost more than I've won I've seen a lot of 10x and 100x wins for Chaos
Of course I'm afraid Order might pull through but I got faith
48b4f4 No.16710269
>>16710221
Chaos is going to win simply because of the overwhelming numbers and players. t. Order king
>>16710263
Chaosfags are nothing but children who think anarchy is the best solution
48b4f4 No.16710272
f00899 No.16710314
>>16710261
… means (G)ood (J)ob?
1f8290 No.16710317
>>16709555
Huh, so Pearl has the thing she used at the end of the Octo expansion, what does Marina have?
e94724 No.16710325
>>16710317
It's just Pearl, though I think Marina's up in the helicopter doing computer hacking stuff
8a037b No.16710347
>>16710317
Iida drops her big fat bombs everywhere
421ce8 No.16710374
I want to join the mumble but I'm too autistic to use a microphone, is there text chat?
1f39a2 No.16710387
>>16710374
Yes. We're all autistic anyway, though.
cc5e3c No.16710391
9cf5c8 No.16710410
>>16710269
I wonder who's behind this post?
8a037b No.16710434
Just had a team that lost 13% to 75%
Should I use one of those exit bags I've heard about or is there a better way
e51fbe No.16710465
They took away my 12 streak friend team
9dd6cf No.16710522
>>16710261
GJ is some 4cuck player. Don't mind him, he's not super good or anything.
9dd6cf No.16710534
>>16710374
there is text-to-speak-robot and there's less datamining and invasion than most other options for online chat.
we are all autistic, some dangerously (il(?)legally) so. Most are chaos as a result.
abe17b No.16710627
>>16710269
>Chaosfags are nothing but children who think anarchy is the best solution
2bb2eb No.16710656
HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK I WON A 100X BATTLE AAAAAAAAAA
SUCK IT ORDERCUCKS SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT
8c5e9d No.16710719
>>16710656
Doing your Chaos Kin proud, son
48b4f4 No.16710779
>>16710410
>>16710627
I never played SMT But I stand corrected , It's for furries who think anarchy is the best solution, since most chaos fanart are from furries wanting chaos. Order will fight to the bitter end.
8c5e9d No.16710786
>>16710779
I'm raring to go you uptight son of a bitch! I'm going to go down swinging for my Queen Callie or so the gods help me!
92fb53 No.16710801
This shows how unrealistic these lawfags/orderfags are and he also explains their panic about Splatoon change. They seek - what many adults also seek - a constant, but there is no constant, neither in life, nor in nature. Anyone who thinks like that is just naïve than naive.
The only constant in life is the constant change, and that's exactly where many have a problem. I can not understand it, because the many changes make a life exciting and bring a lot of experiences.
48b4f4 No.16710807
>>16710786
>I'm raring to go you uptight son of a bitch! I'm going to go down swinging for my Queen Callie or so the gods help me!
If everything goes like how we think it will go, All chaos will do is teach callie why she shouldn't have any power after she bring Inkoplis to it's knees with chaos and Order will have to come in and clean up your mess. LOYAL TO THE END
2bb2eb No.16710812
>>16710801
They're afraid, because with chaos comes conflict. But conflict is needed for the world to spin.
bfbcd0 No.16710820
It's been an honor gentleman. I just might join you guys on mumble.
I couldn't figure out how to make this into a webm and keep sound, webmbro program was acting up. I haven't been playing Splatoon much recently, so I've never seen them dance like this and just wanted to capture & share it
bfbcd0 No.16710829
>>16710820
damn, that didn't work? Don't know what to do. It's just the very beginning of the Off The Hook dance we're they're pointing and stuff.
>>16708516
>>16705565
>>16708367
That was you guys? I saw that in my own game and was surprised. I have no idea what that is, but it's pretty cool to see you guys plastered over the big tv screen like celebrities
48b4f4 No.16710838
>>16710801
>This shows how unrealistic these lawfags/orderfags are and he also explains their panic about Splatoon change. They seek - what many adults also seek - a constant, but there is no constant, neither in life, nor in nature. Anyone who thinks like that is just naïve than naive.
And you are equating Order=No change. I can also go to the other extreme and say that chaos is the dissolution of all rules that keep society together. It's why every people and nation has rules and order of some sort and the ones that don't are starving and dying. Unless some fags keep making more chaos by corrupting the mix of Order like what happens in today's world. Also chaos is heresy
>>16710812
>They're afraid, because with chaos comes conflict. But conflict is needed for the world to spin.
And you seem to be forgetting that from conflict humans seek to bring Order from the constant and daily chaos. Humans Bring Order from chaos
48b4f4 No.16710849
>>16710829
Also I've seen some of those, but I just keep getting furry chaos fags and Oder Corn memes
2bb2eb No.16710851
>>16710838
>chaos is the dissolution of all rules that keep society together
Splatoon's society is a shithole populated by a species of actual retards. There's no saving it. We have to pull it out from the roots. Wipe the slate clean, burn it down. And from the ashes, a new Inkopolis will be born. Evolved, but untamed.
9cf5c8 No.16710859
>>16710851
Fuck off, Tartar.
48b4f4 No.16710861
>>16710851
>Splatoon's society is a shithole populated by a species of actual retards. There's no saving it. We have to pull it out from the roots. Wipe the slate clean, burn it down. And from the ashes, a new Inkopolis will be born. Evolved, but untamed.
Anon, if the inklings got this far by bumbling around, what makes you think that burning everything down and starting over will solve? It's going to be just as bad if we're LUCKY and COD HELP US IF WE'RE NOT
bfbcd0 No.16710864
For the first two days of splatfest while playing as team Order, it was pretty hard and I lost much more than I won. Today I'm winning much more often, like at a 60%-70% rate. Probably because more younger kids are able to play.
>>16709555
I had never seen that stage before, it was something else. The broken statue of liberty type thing was surreal. It's cool how there are giant spotlights that double as ink bombs for your team. Is all this stuff new? I've never seen it before.
>>16710849
Not seeing too many furry stuff, maybe 3. But have seen like 5+ things about Ordering Corn. Doesn't make a lick of sense to me.
2bb2eb No.16710870
>>16710859
>>16710861
Tartar was a genocidal moron but he had a point, inklings and octolings ARE fucking retards that obsess over trivial fashion choices and even go to war over them. Order might bring some peace but for a species like inklings it'll just keep them in a safe space where they can be retarded for the rest of their days. I'm not saying to burn EVERYTHING down, I'm saying we need to give Inkopolis a kick in the ass in the form of chaos. I want the inklings and octolings to get smarter, and a constant safe and secure space like Marina is suggesting is not going to do that.
45e82f No.16710973
>Everyone's alive and near the center when Pearl appears
>Absolute clusterfuck as she descends
>Quickly reduced to two aside
>Succesfully bum-rush the enemy, but die in the process
>The only person left alive is a teammate on Pearl's platform
>They stand still and let the rest of us superjump to them
>The Highlander has earned their Princess, so we jump off and start attacking
>Enemy counter-attacks with their specials
>Killer Wail hasn't happened yet
>Entire team dies to enemy specials
>Highlander managed to ignore Pearl, left the platform, and died in a corner
>Enemy immediately takes the platform and Killer Wails every Superbomb on our side
The 30-second clip didn't catch enough of it, so it's greentext instead.
>>16710864
>Order Corn
It's an accidental Vinesauce meme; if you want context, the 'highlight reel' of Vinny's MOTHER 3 streams includes it at the end.
6c9f85 No.16711126
Relating to chaos, why does it seem like Japan demonizes God? SMT is one example but another is Devilman where God is a petty asshole keeping all of humanity in a timeloop just to punish Satan. Even heaven is just a place where everyone must praise God forever without question.
48b4f4 No.16711198
>>16711126
Because the japs have horrible lives and they blame god for it
2bb2eb No.16711211
>>16711126
Japan just thinks God as a villain is a cool concept
c60ed8 No.16711226
>>16711126
because god is the jewish god YHWH, and he's a piece of shit
1710cd No.16711234
>>16711126
Christians left such a terrible impression that they are convinced god is an evil prick at best. Thanks to continuous self referencing it's become a cliche and the meaning behind it is diluted, so now God is essentially a symbol of absolute authority both as the head and the system.
51861b No.16711253
>Booyah Bombs with Special Charge Up.
Aerospray PG is fucking awesome.
>>16710864
>For the first two days of splatfest while playing as team Order, it was pretty hard and I lost much more than I won. Today I'm winning much more often, like at a 60%-70% rate. Probably because more younger kids are able to play.
Seconding this as a chaosfag, niggers keep going in too deep and not holding/retaking territory. It drives me insane after a while. Calling it now, chaos was a shoe-in until Saturday numbers.
Even Grizzco is being a shit today, he keeps giving me his slosher and even insisted at one point that there should be 3 workers with one against grillers. I'd say I can't wait til he has to deal with the reign of chaos, but he probably would profit off of either side winning anyway, especially since he has those "special" weapons. Has Sheldon ever commented on Grizzco weapons?
6c9f85 No.16711264
>>16711234
But the japs were the ones executing anyone for being Christian. What did the Christians do to the japs?
692d7e No.16711293
>>16711234
Incorrect. during the persecution in Japan God was a symbol of absolute authority that subverted the Confucian model of ultimate authority. Can't have a pesky God figure making cruel leadership seem untrustworthy or *gasp* imperfect.
de1822 No.16711316
>>16711264
Keep in mind that it wasn't just run-of-the-mill Christian monks who were going to Japan; almost all of them were Jesuits, attempting to influence and control certain aspects of Japanese society.
>>16711293
Untrue, as the Japanese already had concepts of a creator and gods long before the Christians came.
7a1240 No.16711348
Always remember that
ORDER IS OPPRESSION
CHAOS IS FREEDOM
I'm looking for some Chaos Squid Anons to play with, how do I do this? I want to join you in matches. Don't expect me to be good I'm only level 25 since I haven't played the game much. I'll follow your directives. Main weapons are N-Zap 89 and .96 Gal. Also sometimes standard E-Liter
48b4f4 No.16711355
>>16711316
>attempting to influence and control certain aspects of Japanese society.
Like saying the Emperor is not divine or god
72621a No.16711380
e32847 No.16711456
>finally get my first 100x battle
>the enemy team gets a dc and becomes a 4v3
Order got robbed out of that one. I'll still take the win, seeing as I've been playing for 3 days and only got it now.
db626b No.16711525
Here, I actually added punctuation.
db626b No.16711549
>>16711535
A lot more subtle.
bfbcd0 No.16711572
I can't beleive I missed all those themed splatfests.
>>16711126
>why does it seem like Japan demonizes God?
Please see this handy dandy chart about writing in video games
addd57 No.16711667
We got another 100x!
Sorry Nitro.
dbb544 No.16711672
>>16711661
>>16711667
Proud to say I've won all the hundreds I've played in.
That is to say, I've won one.
addd57 No.16711675
>>16711672
We've only had two so far and we won both.
b0b9dc No.16711699
Ok, havent played in well over a year and joined team chaos. Wanting to play with some people while I can, who is on?
645221 No.16711707
>>16711126
You could probably take it at least as far back as the early 1600s, when Ieyasu Tokugawa repressed christianity in Japan because he didn't want that shit dividing the people and undermining the government.
f21e31 No.16711710
>>16711699
There's four of us in Mumble playing now, we could cycle you in.
f5da1d No.16711716
>>16694618
>bring her close to your bed
>"y-you really think you can seduce me with that stupid cap on?"
>she kisses you anyway, letting her inky fluids ease into your mouth
>as you kiss, she tries not to break into a laugh thinking about how ridiculous those rectangular glasses look on you
>get onto the bed
>rub your cock against her skintight spats
>"even though we're almost..hah..naked I'm still fresher than you"
>eventually take her spats off and start pounding her
>"were you r-really wearing shorts with dress shoes the other day? hah..retard"
>go faster, as she clearly seems to be enjoying it even though she looks at you like you're autistic
>"…a-and a cardigan, too? is it only-hah-summer in your p-pants or somethin-aaahhh"
>the pleasure clearly seems to be getting to her head as you pound harder and harder
>"and what wAs w-with that golf h-hat hmm? get off the f-fairway grandpa h-haha. oh god, oOH GOD"
>you both cum like never before, her face expressions now showing pure pleasure
>proceed to kiss again, this time with her not holding back her laughs about your retarded glasses
>as you both get dressed she returns to making fun of your clothes: "wow that shirt makes you look like a clown"
>before she leaves she tells you not to speak to anyone of this, as she doesn't want people to know she was with someone who "wears a polka dot bowtie"
f07dc5 No.16711794
>>16711253
>Aerospray PG is fucking awesome.
It`s a Meme Weapon and you can only fight back when you throw 2 Splatbombs right for the Kill.
>Even Grizzco is being a shit today, he keeps giving me his slosher
I bet your this guy who don`t know you can oneshot a Flyfish on the Cock(lel)pit.
Don`t play Freelance on Grizzco Weapon day. Too many Shitters who keeps dying over and over
dbb544 No.16711821
>>16711794
Imagine it being CY+4 and actually using a weapon that doesn't have Splat Bombs for a sub. Disgraceful.
e97977 No.16711858
I'm not here to derail
Jim mentioned Splatoon fandom on reddit being fucked up even he didn't want to get into it again. What's he talking about?
dbb544 No.16711871
>>16711858
It's reddit, you answered your own question, now take your "don't mean to derail but here's a derail" and go back there.
cc5e3c No.16711898
>>16711253
>Aeryospray PG
Juss play ttek man
f07dc5 No.16711908
>>16711858
>Jim
Who?
>Splatoon Community fucked up
It`s full of Furries, Manchildren, Pedophiles and Autists. What did he except?
bfbcd0 No.16711977
Amiibo thing is showing Pearl & Marina with their final splatfest outfits. Even lets you pose & take pictures with them while they wear these special outfits.
bfbcd0 No.16711994
Final Splatfest ends in roughly 80 minutes. I don't think I'm going to last.
It's been a pleasure gentlemen.
052f2b No.16712024
>Almost missed final splatfest because not playing squidgame for a while
F U C K
f07dc5 No.16712027
I hate those Splosh o Matic with their high range.
8a037b No.16712087
Pretty sure my team threw my final match and I'm pissed. They were doing fine before but this was an absolute shitshow.
f8b523 No.16712091
It makes me sad to see Splatfests come to an end. I love this game so much and the community is great. I'm going to miss playing in these Splatfests. Guys, it's been an honor playing and shitposting with you. Thanks for all the good times. Cheers!
052f2b No.16712094
>didn't get to shout at octoniggers
a pity.
Now can someone explain why they say they will do "Balance adjustments and Monthly League Matches will continue" but don't continue splatfests?
7a1240 No.16712095
I did a splatfest drawing before it ended.
All I could manage was a 10x but I had 26 victories to 24 defeats (most of them came from mirror matches). Godspeed Team Chaos. Let's hope we sent ordercucks packing.
8a037b No.16712099
>>16712094
Treehouse doesn't have enough manpower to completely rewrite all of hime and iida's lines and ruin their personalities even further please understand
45e82f No.16712106
That final map rotation was ass, but getting to play in the very very very last 10x battle (and win it for Chaos) was a good finale.
bfbcd0 No.16712107
It is DONE! Sleep time now!
Finished with 197,714 clout. I wasn't that good, so I'm sure many here beat that record by a lot.
>>16712095
Don't feel too bad, I don't think I ever got a 10x win. I think I saw the words "10x battle chance" or something appear on my screen like three times, but I don't think I ever won those matches.
f8b523 No.16712110
>>16712095
Don't worry anon, I think we did. I'm so dissapointed with the fact that Nintendo isn't continuing their support for this games online. I've been a Nintendrone pretty much my entire life (I'm 28 years old). The very first console I ever had was a SNES and I've owned every Nintendo console that has ever come out except for the Wii U. This might just be my own opinion but I unironically believe that the Nintendo 3DS and Splatoon have been BY FAR the best 2 things Nintendo has done in the past 10 years. The Wii was a gimmicky piece of shit and motion controls are fucking retarded (i turn them off for this game and every game I play). The Wii U was a fucking disaster, it almost killed Nintendo. I consider the Wii and Wii U to be the dark days of Nintendo. Nintendo managed to survive thanks to the NIntendo DS and 3DS's success, and Splatoon as an IP also helped save this company. I sincerely believe that this is the best game there is on the NIntendo Switch, which is why I don't understand why they won't create more splatfests and support the game's online. This game deserves way better treatment.
8a037b No.16712112
>>16712110
>except for the Wii U
>Didn't play Splatoon (1)
>The Wii was a piece of shit
>Doesn't use gyro aiming
opinion discarded, you may go now
7a1240 No.16712116
>>16712110
>Turns motion controls off
Anon, I agree with you that the Wii was a piece of shit but the Wii U definitely wasn't, and Gyro controls are legitimately the patrician standard for shooting games. I implore you to give them another shake. Once you get used to the gyro controls they are superior to thumbstick controls in every way as far as shooters are concerned. They're damn near as precise as mouse aiming.
f8b523 No.16712124
>>16712112
>>16712116
The Wii U was a total piece of shit. Even Nintendo knows it, which is why they never mention it and are desperately trying to memory hole it. The only reason you fags are defending it is because you like to be contrarian because you think it turns you into some kind of a special snowflake. The only good games on the Wii U were Splatoon and Bayonetta 2.
ebaf23 No.16712134
>>16712124
>The only good games on the Wii U were Splatoon and Bayonetta 2.
>what is Wonderful 101
f8b523 No.16712144
>>16712134
>what is Wonderful 101
overrated trash, sorry Kamiya, but hurry the fuck up with Bayonetta 3
48b4f4 No.16712167
I tried to maintain Order to the end. What a time it was, With so few friends to turn to ,What a time it was, When all we did seemed wrong ,We'd broken all our bonds, And the battle plan was drawn, What a time ,What a time it was
>>16711977
>Learned about this too late so I couldn't take a picture
Hell
5be8ca No.16712175
>>16708685
>>16708585
I was beginning to think there was some kind of conspiracy against team order thanks to similar situation.
Whenever I was in a team that could hold their own, after winning one or two matches, there would be either a disconnect during the round or connection error after the match.
Whenever I was grouped with people who just ran in, died and then repeated the same process, or couldn't take out one solitary squid together, not a single connection issue.
To be fair, I think a good majority of them were either new or not quite skilled enough for the teams we were up against, and while I consider myself good, I can not carry a team, especially in turf war.
I'm making the, admittedly easy, statement, that team Chaos has won this final splatfest.>>16708685
9cf5c8 No.16712185
>>16712144
>Implying that Kamiya would ever be on a website where he is unable to create a nipponese safe space due to the majority language being english
9cf5c8 No.16712201
>>16712193
>Blocked
Blocked.
3cade9 No.16712212
Some posts from the EU plaza
>>16711667
Just fucking end me already
f07dc5 No.16712220
So…. are we gonna make our own Splatfests now?
052f2b No.16712227
>>16712220
>Nintendo allows community splatfests to happen via external voting
>you apply as a group, give your idea together with the team images and colors, people vote up ideas, best gets taken and the others are reset
>winning group gets tools to make the animations and text for OTH
>sets the rotation, with perhaps the maps from the last 1-3 splatfests being disabled
>must also pick a shifting station, though no new ones will be created
>dickgirls vs cuntboys happens
51861b No.16712233
>>16711794
>I bet your this guy who don`t know you can oneshot a Flyfish on the Cock(lel)pit.
I've been found out!
I'm not so good at aiming, so I usually run off to a slosher or a roller and primarily do logistics on the field since savages can't into area denial/maneuverability. I know aerospray is a pretty memey weapon too, but for turf war the ink coverage usually makes up for the fact that I can only spook people with these 50 cent bombs.
>>16712175
>I was beginning to think there was some kind of conspiracy against team order thanks to similar situation.
Lil' Judd is Team Chaos, wouldn't surprise me.
5be8ca No.16712236
>>16712124
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
Seriously though, the WiiU console itself was fine. The naming, marketing and third party support was not.
Nintendo tried to do something different with the tablet controller and motion control, but ultimately what it brought to the table was only a gimmick in majority of the games that bothered to use it. There were only a handful of titles that the tablet made sense on (Splatoon being one of them, there was also Mario Maker, Nintendo Land).
As for decent (exclusive) titles on the console itself, you had:
Super Mario Maker
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
Xenoblade Chronicles X
Pikmin 3
Mario Kart 8
Smash Brothers WiiU
Super Mario 3D World
While I imagine you'll disregard this list due to personal taste (that's fine), they still stand as well regarded games (to the point where some were ported over to the Switch to go on to do very well) on a system that was mismanaged during it's life.
I genuinely wonder how the WiiU would have fared if it was named differently and marketed more heavily as a new console rather than looking like an add-on to the original Wii in the eyes of the general public.
Oh, also MiiVerse was a gem! I truly miss that feature.
While Splatoon 2 still has the ability to post, it's just not the same.
2bb2eb No.16712243
>>16712236
How dare you not even mention The Wonderful 101 you shit
5be8ca No.16712273
>>16712243
But it was already mentioned (>>16712144) and f8b523 rejected it. No point saying it again.
f8b523 No.16712289
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CHAOS WINS 3-0 BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SUCK IT ORDERCUCKS, MARINA IS A FILTHY NIGGER, BEST GIRL PEARL WINS
CHAOS CHADS POST VICTORY SONGS
2bb2eb No.16712300
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>>16712289
CHANGE IS COMING
WE SHALL THRUST INKOPOLIS INTO A GLORIOUS NEW AGE
7a1240 No.16712305
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CHAOS FUCKING REIGNS
3-0 VICTORY
GET REKT ORDERCUCKS
THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS HERE
72621a No.16712320
>>16712220
It's definitely possible, seeing as how shifty stations will now be available on private battles in the 5.0.0 update. We could potentially even have our own splatfests, seeing as how we have the mumble group to coordinate everything. I'm banking on night mode for all maps on more modes than fucking turf war being available via hacks, so that I'd be able to host those maps for others to join.
f8b523 No.16712340
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HMMMMMM WHAT SHOULD I SPEND MY 24 SEA SNAILS ON?
MAYBE I'LL CRAFT PURE MAIN POWER UPS FOR HEAD, SHIRT, AND FEET
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A CHAOS CHAD, I LOVE YOU PEARLIE
052f2b No.16712344
>The fans like you more than they like me
>My fans are just better
>>16712340
>chaos
>not just rolling with what you roll
I'm just too lazy to collect a good set
f8b523 No.16712346
PEARL AND CALLIE ARE BEST GIRLS FOREVER, SPLATFEST LAW IS UNDISPUTABLE ORDERCUCKS
9dd6cf No.16712356
Splatfest results are in!
Finalfest has concluded.
Chaos vs Order has come to a close. 72 hours of Turf War containing every Shifty Station, metallic sheen ink, Killer Wails, and some additional music that was not used in previous Splatfests in Splatoon 2.
Civilization has made you weak. Order is Out, just like how that claw machine in the plaza has been for the last two years.
Clout:
>Normal: 2658
<Normal: 2810
>Pro: 2125
<Pro: 2154
There were far more 10x and 100x battles during Finalfest than any of the previous Clout-based Splatfests, resulting in higher averages than normal.
Meanwhile, the media server is choking on .jpegs.
48b4f4 No.16712363
You chaosfags no not what of what you have done. You chaos fags will realize the folly of your mistake one day soon
48b4f4 No.16712372
Also I do have a major sense of pride that even though we were outnumbered by nearly 20% everything else was really close, from my splatfests I thought everything was going to be much worse than that
27b39e No.16712377
>>16712356
I'm not surprised after seeing the way Team Order was playing. There was no way Order was going to come out on top in popularity or victories. Shame I picked the wrong fucking team.
f8b523 No.16712386
>>16712363
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DELICIOUS
2bb2eb No.16712389
>>16712363
Maybe you'll learn to fight for what you believe in now, Jack. Not for a nation, not for an ideology.
48b4f4 No.16712391
>>16712389
>Maybe you'll learn to fight for what you believe in now,
That's why I fought to keep order rather than just random chaos
ebaf23 No.16712400
>>16712389
<for what you believe in
<not for an ideology
>An ideology is a set of opinions or beliefs of a group or an individual
9dd6cf No.16712401
>>16712363
ya got thrashed nerd
f8b523 No.16712406
FRIENDLY REMINDER TO ALL ORDERCUCKS THAT SPLATFEST LAW IS UNDISPUTABLE. PEARL IS BEST GIRL CONFIRMED AND MARINA IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FILTHY OCTONIGGER
9cf5c8 No.16712448
ORDERCUCKS AND LAWFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
f07dc5 No.16712463
Its Simple
>Does Ordercucks/Lawfags have a Messiah?
>Yes
Were fucked
>No
There fucked
584bf0 No.16712464
Reminder that Splatoon's previous "order" was furries, foot fetishists, and faggots, and had to go.
Genocide degenerates today!
48b4f4 No.16712476
>>16712464
But all I was running into was Chaos furries
584bf0 No.16712479
>>16712027
I had something similar. I had a clear dapples splat me in Walleye Warehouse, despite the center barrier being between us. I really hate the networking in this game.
f07dc5 No.16712481
>>16712476
>The Lawful Furrie
Would never hurt a Animal
>The Chaos Furrie
Fucks a Dog without lube in the ass
9ae7d0 No.16712485
I'm more annoyed that the ultra turbo faggots already are gloating about gay shit like holy shit! Whatever happened to being true friends without being labeled as a disgusting degenerate? I feel like no one can truly be friends without being forced by the fags to turn into one or get harassed by them 24/7
72621a No.16712487
>>16712356
That octopus can't make up her mind with her emotions.
f07dc5 No.16712497
Off to Hook will break
Pearl is going back to Heavy Metal in Splatoon 3.
e51fbe No.16712526
Honestly I spent the entire splatfest just aggressively hunting team order with the Octobrush and Ultrastamp, winning was cake and I had fun.
e51fbe No.16712534
Also without the nail polish looking filter, the chaos ink looks kinda grody
9dd6cf No.16712594
>>16712356
Oh, how could I forget.
Splatfest Totals:
NA Exclusive: PreClout(5-2) + PostClout(1-1) = Total(6-3)
EU Exclusive: PreClout(7-0) + PostClout(0-2) = Total(7-2)
JP Exclusive: PreClout(5-8) + PostClout(2-3) = Total(7-11)
NA+EU fests: PreClout(4-2) + PostClout(0-3) = Total(4-5)
Global fests: PreClout(1-1) + PostClout(2-4) = Total(3-7)
Grand Total: 27-28
Every region participated in 26 Splatfests in total.
There was a noticeable slant in Pearl's favor in both NA and EU (separately and combined) prior to the Clout system. It became a noticeable slant in Marina's favor afterward. Japan was always in Marina's favor, before and after Clout.
The Tournament-style Splatfests were PreClout. TMNT was NA+EU, 1-2 with Marina taking the finale. Sanrio Character tourney was JP exclusive, 2-1 with Marina taking the finale (although she won with one of Pearl's choices). I included all results in the tally.
The pre-launch testfire Splatfests were Cake vs Ice Cream in NA+EU, combined results, with Marina winning. JP's was Rock vs Pop with Pearl winning. I did not include these in the tally.
For some reason, Mayo vs Ketchup was the only Splatfest where multiple regions had the same topic, but the scores were not combined. Pearl won in each separate region. It was the first Splatfest after the game launched, so it's possible they just hadn't figured out how they wanted everything done yet.
also i made this hat months ago when Toni Kensa was relevant and i forgot to do anything with it. you guys can have it now i guess.
4cd6bf No.16712596
Why is 8ch shitting itself again? I can't fucking open or download anything with any sort of speed or reliability.
>>16710870
No dumb ass, he didn't have a point. He was programmed with the egalitarian perspectives of our time. Octarians (their actual species name, not the test tube freak hybrids) and Inklings went to war over limited living space for their two seperate species. Octarians keep stealing the limited power sources Inklings have so they crack down on that as well.
There is nothing trivial about this conflict, it's competition for survival. This is what I meant by /v/ is retarded. Chaos cucks threw away cyberpunk settings, and maybe a chance to fight commies in the next game, thanks!
>>16711264
You mean besides denigrating their traditional culture with jewish garbage like they did in Europe?
>>16712115
>cuckchan memes
He's right you need to leave.
>>16712346
Marie won her Splatfest that was actually about personal superiority and this wasn't about that either so you're fucked. There is no best girl in Off the Hook, they both suck, and this whole post is desperation for Callie redemption.
>>16712389
I fight for my nation and my ideology is politically applied biology. Remove octo/chaosfags in Splatoon 3!
359c3f No.16712632
>10% more of Chaosfags
>They only win by 1%
how incredibly embarrassing
1f39a2 No.16712665
>>16712632
That's how most of the Splatfests have been since the introduction of the new system. The grossly popular team usually wins by 1% or so. All because Marina whined. Who's laughing now, ocothot?
29255d No.16712756
>>16712124
>Switch fag defends his overpriced, payed p2p multiplayer tablet by shitting on the console which it lifted most of it's features and content from
Fuck off back to reddit, you corporate cuckold.
>>16712356
>best girl in Splatoon 1 wins the final Splatfest
>best girl in Splatoon 2 wins the final Splatfest
All's right in the world.
4053fa No.16712777
>>16712363
Law ends are always the worst. Chaos is bad but it's not nearly as bad.
dbb544 No.16712816
>>16712756
Best girl in Splatoon 1 lost the splatfest in Splatoon 2 though. I am deeply conflicted.
9ae7d0 No.16713113
>>16712816
It's the vicious cycle of shit taste anon.
5da895 No.16713144
>>16656015
>I love that Nintendo has created a fresh new IP with a unique gameplay style, but god fucking damn do I hate that I can't play it because of motion sickness.
>It just looks like so much fun. :(
Same, the only thing i dislike about Splatoon is that you aim using the motion controls which i don't find intuitive nor comfortable, (and causes me motion sickness)
if only there was an option to aim using the right stick instead it would be so much better.
I agree 100% that it's cool that Nintendo has finally a fresh new IP, i hope they would do that more often though.
d6398b No.16713180
72621a No.16713420
>>16713144
There is an option to aim with right stick. It isn't recommended, though.
55d16a No.16713546
>>16712300
>>16712289
>SUCK IT ORDERCUCKS, MARINA IS A FILTHY >NIGGER, BEST GIRL PEARL WINS
>CHAOS CHADS POST VICTORY SONGS
You got it boyo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qrRzNidzIc
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8GlWOeq4U8 should do.
3ab968 No.16713549
>>16713420
Really?
Glad to hear that.
Only played it for like 20-30 minutes and didn't see the option, definitely going to give it a second chance now, thanks for letting me know anon.
38f276 No.16713622
>>16712632
Can't say I feel embarrassed, considering we still won and all.
65e143 No.16713707
>>16713549
motion controls are better
9a59c4 No.16713721
I ended up busy this weekend, but I heard we won?
38f276 No.16713726
>>16713721
3-0 Chaos Reigns
72621a No.16713811
>>16713549
If you're going with the stick, the most comfortable weapons (at least from my experience) would be the standard/dynamo roller or the regular slosher. If you're going to stick with a shooter or another fast weapon know that you could potentially be at a disadvantage compared to other people, as you would not be able to turn around as fast as someone with motion controls. To get around that, it's best to hug walls or at least stay near places where people have limited mobility options, like a hallway.
c07e56 No.16713813
>>16712305
>GET REKT ORDERCUCKS
>THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS HERE
>NEW WORLD
>ORDER
c07e56 No.16713875
>>16711977
>All that squid spaghetti
72621a No.16713997
A Proposed Procedure for Playing Matches in Splatoon Private Battle Rooms (Preliminary, waiting until 5.0.0 to make everything more robust)
Any match in a private battle session can be classified by three main features:
Mode - The type of match (Turf War/Rainmaker/Splat Zones/Tower Control/Clam Blitz).
Map - The venue in which the match will take place.
Players - The participants.
Methods for determining mode/map for a match:
Host's Choice - All decisions on mode/map are left up to the host to decide.
Anarchy - The mode/map of each match is decided by the first participant to call it.
Carousel - Modes/maps are rotated in order as they appear on the in-game menu.
Random (Map only/In-game option) - The "random" option in-game is selected.
Winner's Right - After each match, the winning team decides the next map and/or mode that will be played
Random (In-game) - Th
Random (Dice) -
Note that for each method, it can be decided whether each
Possible gimmicks to throw into a session (bingo and tic-tac-toe need further revision):
Majority refusal - If more than half of the participants express a disapproval (most likely through a "no"), the map, mode, or combination of the two, depending on what is chosen for that session, is eliminated from the repertoire.
Elimination - After each match, the map, mode, and/or combination is eliminated from the repertoire. This continues until all maps/modes/combinations have been played, after which all eliminations are cleared.
Loser's spite - After each match, the losing team, whether each member or all as a whole, choose stage(s)/mode(s)/etc to exclude from the next matches.
Bingo - A grid of 25 stages (24 if including a free space) is made for each participating team, whether prepared at random or at the discretion of each team. Needs to be worked on, as there are less than 25 stages in both selections.
Tic-Tac-Toe - Two teams play on a 3x3 (or 4x4) grid. For each match, the winning team places one (or two) X/O on the board.
Waiting until 5.0.0 to work on teams, but here are some ideas:
Stage numbers (for dice/calling/etc.)
Splatoon 1
1 - Urchin Underpass
2 - Walleye Warehouse
3 - Saltspray Rig
4 - Arowana Mall
5 - Blackbelly Skatepark
6 - Camp Triggerfish
7 - Port Mackerel
8 - Kelp Dome
9 - Moray Towers
10 - Bluefin Depot
11 - Hammerhead Bridge
12 - Flounder Heights
13 - Museum D'Alfonsino
14 - Ancho-V Games
15 - Piranha Pit
16 - Mahi-Mahi Resort
Splatoon 2 (4.1.0 - 4.9.1)
1 - The Reef
2 - Musselforge Fitness
3 - Starfish Mainstage
4 - Humpback Pump Track
5 - Inkblot Art Academy
6 - Sturgeon Shipyard
7 - Moray Towers
8 - Port Mackerel
9 - Manta Maria
10 - Kelp Dome
11 - Snapper Canal
12 - Blackbelly Skatepark
13 - MakoMart
14 - Walleye Warehouse
15 - Shellendorf Institute
16 - Arowana Mall
17 - Goby Arena
18 - Piranha Pit
19 - Camp Triggerfish
20 - Wahoo World
21 - New Albacore Hotel
22 - Ancho-V Games
23 - Skipper Pavilion
72621a No.16713999
>>16713997
Fuck, forgot to finish the random part. With dice, you roll 1d16 (or 23). In-game, you use the ingame option. The advantage of the dice is you get to use some of the gimmicks
60b8ba No.16714128
SW-7084-3505-5811
Bully me.
cc5e3c No.16714189
>>16714128
….I hate to tell you anon
get in the mumble
f8b523 No.16714209
>>16712596
>>16712756
ORDERCUCKS SEETHING THIS HARD
e66830 No.16715003
>>16714128
Join the Mumble
cc5e3c No.16715136
Shellendorf is getting a remake
45e82f No.16715688
What a long, strange trip it has been.
Follow-along list of Splatfest art:
>Music: Rock vs. Pop (JP Testfire)
>Dessert: Cake vs. Ice Cream (NA / PAL Testfire)
>Condiments: Mayo vs. Ketchup (All Regions)
>Energy: Instant Burst vs. Enduring (JP)
>Superpowers: Flight vs. Invisibility (NA / PAL)
>Drink + Lemon?: With vs. Without (JP)
>Toilet Paper: Front Roll vs. Back Roll (PAL)
>Halloween: Vampires vs. Werewolves (NA)
>Stories: Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy (NA)
>Movies: Action vs. Comedy (All Regions)
>Xmas Gifts: Sweater vs. Socks (NA)
>Happiness: Money vs. Love (NA)
>Burger + Pickles?: Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN (PAL)
>What Came First?: Chicken vs. Egg (NA / PAL)
>Spiritual or Practical?: Flowers vs. Dumplings (JP)
>Popcorn: Salty vs. Sweet (PAL)
>>>>/sp/: Baseball vs. Soccer (NA)
>Orange Juice: Pulp vs. No Pulp (NA / PAL)
>RACE WAR: Squid vs. Octopus (All Regions)
>Red Bean Paste: Sweet & Chunky vs. Mild & Smooth (JP)
>Utensils: Fork vs. Spoon (NA)
>Fashion: Retro vs. Modern (NA / PAL)
>Vacation Time: Adventure vs. Relax (PAL)
>Cake Toppings: Eat It First vs. Save It For Later (PAL)
>Spicy Chip Dips: Salsa vs. Guacamolé (NA)
>Baked Breakfast: Pancakes vs. Waffles (NA / PAL)
>Sci-Fi Tech: Time Travel vs. Teleportation (NA / PAL)
>Horn-Heads: Unicorn vs. Narwhal (NA)
9dd6cf No.16715809
>>16715136
Thank fucking God. Any notes on what they're going to change? I think Starfish had some preliminary scribbles showing plans.
cc5e3c No.16717000
Hey remember to redeem your my nintendo rewards code for this gear from JP 7/11
66d4f8 No.16717268
>Commiefags won
Octavio was right, Inkopolis is full of degenerates and needs to be flooded.
f8b523 No.16717321
I got to Chaos Queen and now I can't get my super sea snails. I tried closing and opening up the application several times and I can't even enter the splatfest results dialogue. I lost my sea snails for good because the stupid inferior yellow midgets who made this piece of shit game thought it would be a good idea to only give people 24 hours to collect their shit after a splatfest.
FUCK NINTENDO
FUCK JAPS
FUCK VIDEO GAMES
AND FUCK YOU
IM GOING TO PERSONALLY NUKE JAPAN AGAIN
72621a No.16717654
>>16717321
You could always get your sea snails by using splathex if you really want.
72621a No.16717732
>>16716748
Why are the eyes censored?
29255d No.16718035
>>16717268
>team that represents authoritarian control
>not the communist team
eb980b No.16719819
>>16718035
>Team that wants to remove Order and class system
>not Communist team
>>16719778
Nice controller anon
f00899 No.16719871
And just like that.
All the SALT, the euphoria or ranking up or getting a quad, finding a good salmon run team, getting better with a weapon you really like, hating on crazy good japs and bad teammates that couldn't get a splat to save their lives, hating on octos/not hating on octos…
all gone
eb980b No.16719912
>>16717000
Also, How do I get these, I never used nintendo rewards before
820017 No.16719984
>>16719871
Or, you know, join the Mumble and your wildest dreams will come true.
>>16719778
Yes, I have one, too. What's the problem?
eb980b No.16720116
>>16720100
We got Japs here?
58ed4b No.16720498
Smash Woomy unlocks fucking Nothing
052f2b No.16721183
>>16714209
>able to think
yes, clearly
cc5e3c No.16722706
39f50c No.16724369
Gonna make the new thread in a minute
39f50c No.16724514
29255d No.16724555
>>16719819
>implying communism doesn't have classes; the rulers and the servants
