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File: 344585211f68e58⋯.jpg (20.21 KB, 440x300, 22:15, seanny bhoy.jpg)

9ec5aa  No.16557472

i've been playing this all night

<what is it

glad you asked faggot, it's an open-world gta clone set in paris before, during and after germany takes over (the timeline doesn't work but whatever)

it is pozzed as fuck but they play it in a somewhat campy way so whatever

you play as some 007 type of prick who has a cool name sean

so far it reminds me of mercenaries mixed with gta, you blow up shit, take missions from frogs and blah de blah.

i've always been meaning to play this and i'm glad i finally did, it's pretty fucking good

it is janky as fuck though, but that adds so much to it

i've also heard a few hitler speeches in the background so fair play

66397e  No.16557479

The soundtrack is good, the disguise mechanic is good, I liked the progression and the ending it's fucking good. The rest is pretty mhe.


9ec5aa  No.16557492

>>16557479

i'm not that far but i'm really enjoying it so far, starts off a bit meh but as soon you're let loose it's pretty good


47723e  No.16557497

I heard lots of people saying that it is pretty generic, I don't trust those people tho, downloading.


d3eebb  No.16557501

It was the last game Pandemic made before EA took them out behind the shed.


9ec5aa  No.16557523

>>16557497

>people saying that it is pretty generic

i mean sort of, in the same terms that the godfather games are, but it's got some cool mechanics to it

honestly though it's optimised like shit so good luck.

>downloading

also my bad for not including a magnet - magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7e5fc891a2fdcdd0bc08ab4b7d88ec1f12670837&dn=The%20Saboteur%20(v2.1.0.4)%20%5bGOG%5d&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969


76531c  No.16557549

>>16557472

Who doesn't know about this game? Never finished it, but I did like what I played of it.


9ec5aa  No.16557570

File: 26cb88c20f110dd⋯.png (88.11 KB, 270x195, 18:13, 26cb88c20f110ddec6165204ac….png)

>>16557549

fair enough, i imagine most people write it off cause it legit looks like shit but it's pretty good, an acquired taste


2e0418  No.16558555

>>16557472

Man, fuck EA. Pandemic should've had at least made Mercenaries 3 as a swan song.


e008e9  No.16558568

>>16557472

<a game about the french resistance

>french

>resisting

nice meme


5ad1c6  No.16558704

File: 3caaa2521eeeb94⋯.webm (15.91 MB, 896x504, 16:9, S01.webm)

>>16558691


5ad1c6  No.16558721

>>16558712

I think they were fucked either way after sinking his car.


3c465b  No.16558731

>>16557472

Don't remember much about it, but i do remember liking it a fair bit.

Why is it pozzed?


6b9ceb  No.16558732

Finished the game ages ago. It's not really a GTA clone. It's more of a Just Cause game, only without the grapple but with building climbing à la Asscreed. It's stupid easy, but pretty fun as you wreak havoc. The story is utter pozzed shit, best ignore it and just have fun blowing shit up.


c04ae6  No.16558748

File: 687033990dbc850⋯.jpg (99.03 KB, 1368x1080, 19:15, a revelation.jpg)


aeedba  No.16558753

>>16558731

>Why is it pozzed?

its the typical ebil nazis game, you go around paris turning areas they control from black and white back to color, even though everything looks brick orange anyway, you end up working for the british, get betrayed, still work for them, help french commies "liberate" paris in these random missions in which all you do is blow shit up or have a shootout and kill more innocent civilians than the nazis ever do.

You basically turn from a racecar driver that doesnt give a shit about the war to full on british agent that single handedly liberates france, all because you couldnt handle losing a race


66397e  No.16558865

>>16558753

>its the typical ebil nazis game

How is using a topic as old as the medium pozzed?


aeedba  No.16558901

File: 5aabba1b83e0d86⋯.jpg (380.6 KB, 1414x610, 707:305, paris 1942.jpg)

>>16558865

Because its the sane kike shit propoganda over and over, atleast wolfenstein gives you mecha hitler and advanced nazi technology, in this its just paris with a bunch of guard posts stuck on every corner with generic nazi goons which is weird considering the french didnt really mind them


6b9ceb  No.16558917

if you wanna laugh, here's some lore about the characters:

>Skylar Sinclair is an English SOE agent. She was expelled from Cambridge University when it was discovered that she had been having sex with her professors. She would record her affairs and then use them to blackmail her professors into placing her at the top of the class. The head of Britain’s Special Operations Executive (SOE) heard about her exploits and offered her a chance to ply her special brand of “undercover work” in the service of King and Country.

>Duval Mingo is an African Resistance Leader. Before the war, he was a foreman at a motorcycle factory. He is not a patriot, as he only leads his partisans because his girlfriend, Francine, left him for a Nazi Officer, both of whom he swears revenge on.

>Le Crochet, AKA "The Hook", is a capitan in the French Foreign Legion. He and his men were captured by General Wolf, who cut off his hand and fed it to his dog. He had his hand replaced with a hook, earning him his nickname.

>Doctor Kwong is obese but highly intelligent psychiatrist who seems to have several ideas shared with Sigmund Freud. This can especially be seen in his Phallic description of a large German howitzer, and it's description of supposed sexual oppression of the women of Paris.


838414  No.16559090

>>16558753

>all because you couldnt handle losing a race

More like, couldn't take getting cheated out of first place.


aeedba  No.16559128

>>16559090

>some guy shoots out your tires

<better break into this military base where is car is kept and destroy it

>nothing could go wrong

Everyone who was killed was killed because he couldnt take the loss like a man, if he just stayed home his friend would be alive


5cee18  No.16559136

File: df79b06c4dfb35d⋯.jpg (704.5 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, this game.jpg)

File: 5b694e7132d036c⋯.jpg (692.44 KB, 1918x1068, 959:534, elementary.jpg)

File: d1ce41519245e67⋯.jpg (669.09 KB, 1916x1076, 479:269, verbotten.jpg)

File: 5dafa7334c8b2e0⋯.mp4 (3.15 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019-06-09 13-36-56.mp4)

How about a typical Ebil Gommies game for a change of pace?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk


aeedba  No.16559154

File: 7f3d2494db52fe3⋯.jpg (64.17 KB, 474x494, 237:247, ff.jpg)

>>16559136

game looks like shit, freedom fighters is a better anti-commie game


5cee18  No.16559177

File: d0fc8b93560fc64⋯.jpg (516.63 KB, 1916x1076, 479:269, to the gulag with you.jpg)

File: c5c1a61a1032efd⋯.jpg (727.44 KB, 1918x1076, 959:538, freedom challenged.jpg)

>>16559154

it looks fine, like a mix between worms and red comrades, but the cutscenes are garbage.


a7dd36  No.16559312

Fuck off, OP.


9ec5aa  No.16559360

File: 723284a60fed215⋯.gif (3.23 MB, 720x404, 180:101, 723284a60fed215187b7e4af0a….gif)


66397e  No.16559418

File: 09ae2a94a6be699⋯.png (407.1 KB, 992x744, 4:3, 1509122237001.png)

>>16559300

Ok, but where are the videogames?


9f9a7a  No.16559429

>>16558704

Fake and gay.


aeedba  No.16559431

File: 1b4159bffccd403⋯.jpg (6.04 KB, 225x225, 1:1, Wew Son.jpg)

>>16559418

>4cuck filename


66397e  No.16559470

>>16559439

Now there's not a single game where you can genocide a race. Why is that?


1cb381  No.16559504

>>16559300

>wanting to be invaded and be the underdog of some empire regime

I mean sure, 3rd reich invaders look like very nice gentlemen compared to the hordes of niggers and kebabs who just trash things around, no doubt about that. However, neither is acceptable even if the natsoc was the lesser evil in comparison.


133275  No.16559528

>>16559470

You can do it in the Paradox games.


aeedba  No.16559534

>>16559481

there are many games where you can genocide, its that there are no games where you can genocide a race, unless its one of those god games or spore

>>16559504

>natsoc

>evil


66397e  No.16559541

>>16559528

I don't think pressing a button named "The Final Solutions" and waiting some in-game days counts as genocide.


66397e  No.16559599

File: 01a8aca504933df⋯.jpg (28.64 KB, 400x400, 1:1, liberator.jpg)

>>16559585


84b73a  No.16559848

File: 59ee3143eada8a5⋯.gif (1.33 MB, 540x349, 540:349, free_shrugs.gif)

it was ok


133275  No.16559911

>>16559541

You can't do that. What you CAN do is (depending on the game) either exterminate named individuals of a given race such that your court is pure, or you can implement immigration/conversion policies to get rid of the inferior races in lands you conquer. It's an active process either way. Only mods make it a one-click (and even then it doesn't work how it should, since it's supposed to be a government policy yet it always leaves fucking non-accepted cultures around).


133275  No.16559914

>>16559504

You're terrible at your job.


031a40  No.16559969

File: 5a969355a694cca⋯.jpg (122.96 KB, 593x669, 593:669, this shit gets a pass whil….jpg)

>>16559937

haha, yes comrade! fuck those bigoted nazis that continue to ruin our awesome forums. btw your pic is very cool and funny))))))))


9ec5aa  No.16559976

File: 45f7c71c6415111⋯.jpg (156.51 KB, 637x648, 637:648, 45f7c71c6415111d20eddbfd55….jpg)

>>16559937

that's pretty fucking gay, that wall of text post was a good read. faggy mods


99cd22  No.16559980

File: 6362a2092d61692⋯.jpeg (41.93 KB, 540x660, 9:11, buddhahurt.jpeg)

>>16559937

>>16559969


031a40  No.16560011

File: 69bad3b85a42e9e⋯.jpg (38.73 KB, 640x512, 5:4, ᵒʸ.jpg)

>>16559980

I bet you goy didn't know that buddhists are racist and islamophobic. I will have to contact mods to informs them of your hatred of peaceful muslims.


bd6125  No.16560046

>>16560015

>>16560011

haha #based #resist

Great posts fellow comrades.


7b47dc  No.16570846

>>16557472

>Sean

Everyone called this needs to get over the fact that their name is pronounced 'seen' and that 'SHAWN!' is the only spelling. kthanxby


7b47dc  No.16570874

>>16558917

I read:

>Roastie Beeflaps is a college drop-out professor fugger who got noticed by a spyboss with a boner and was inexplicably given a job rather than being forced onto welfare.

>Dindu Nuffink is a violent nigger.

>Le Cheesey is a useless onion muncher who's already been captured by Nazis so you probably don't want him on your team.

>Chingy Chongington is a kike puppet slant who's obsessed with dicks.


9ec5aa  No.16570894

File: 1f7d4e91af144df⋯.gif (264.88 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1f7d4e91af144df1ba3fe98d07….gif)

>>16570846

funnily enough it's meant to have an accent on the e i think for the true irish spelling/pronunciation

source - some retard customer saw my nametag and felt the need to tell me, like i did you.

>shawn

i'd kill myself if that's how my mum spelled it, americunt-tier shit


aeedba  No.16571060

>>16570894

no, it isnt supposed to have an accent, it can have but not likely


9a00af  No.16589538

the black and white shit adds nothing to the game

its braindead easy, your guy feeds on being shot

also Hitler did nothing wrong, fuck frogs


12ddb4  No.16589593

>>16559136

>soviets/commies

>banning atheists




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