28a0ff No.16546258
A whole new range of shitty consoles are coming out and we need new console-tans to show our love for them.
>Panic Playdate
>Google Stadia
>Intellivision Amico
>SlightlyMad Madbox
Please welcome our new Console frens and use this thread to discuss and design new ones.
Also as much as I love North American SNES-tan, her design is wrong because she should have two big eyebrows representing the Power and Reset switches
924b0a No.16546268
Did anyone do the Atari VCR yet?
452df6 No.16546276
>>16546258
Anyone have any reference sheets for the tans?
c9ab48 No.16546284
>there's still no Amico-tan
I'm surprised, but maybe we should wait until we have a better understanding of how her controls actually work.
924b0a No.16546288
I'd like a nice wood-grained tan. Perhaps it is too soon to bury it.
924b0a No.16546292
>>16546289
Bitch needs to be brown at the least.
c9ab48 No.16546294
I want more GBC-tan art to exist.
28a0ff No.16546297
>>16546268
As far as I know, no. Also with TheC64 coming out it reminds me that the original Commodore 64 never got a proper -tan, so she should have one too.
I have an idea for how she should be.
>Fancy Canadian-born but British-raised princess with legions of loyal anon servants (demoscene faggots) who plays music on a harp shaped like the C64 logo
>Sort of an ohohojousama
>Is very finicky about reading and really takes her time to read things, even at the expense of other people's time, referencing the long-ass load times of the C64
>>16546276
Here's one.
498ea9 No.16546303
>>16546289
Stadia would be the type of girl to laugh at your small speed
f95666 No.16546305
So is there going to be an ouya 2? Are they going to break into her cardboard box and snatch her from from toasty?
76ea37 No.16546312
Console-tans are cuckchan shit
28a0ff No.16546313
>>16546289
I like the logo being an ahoge. Shows she's really one of those clueless types.
e3db08 No.16546316
>>16546305
>Are they going to break into her cardboard box and snatch her from from toasty?
please no, Ouya and toasty was the best love story we had in decades.
42bc98 No.16546319
I hate this stupid tan shit… But what's up with no GameboyMicro with the interchangable face plates? Weird no Autist made something based on that. And don't we have a tiny waifu spazz here? (Balancing Mark's macro/giantess faggotry)
Also how many posts until the switchdog fight breaks out?
6ee813 No.16546320
Post more Soulja-tan
Post all Soulja-tan webbums right the fuck now
28a0ff No.16546324
>>16546319
The new Mini consoles are probably tiny waifu shit.
Requesting an image of Mini SNES-tan and Mini Genesis-tan fighting each other with q-tips or something to the amusement of other normal-sized console girls.
7f39eb No.16546330
>>16546324
we need loli representations of each mini console.
and should always be posed rubbing their hands
c9ab48 No.16546332
>>16546324
I thought they were already drawn as lolis.
7a8b6f No.16546337
>>16546320
These are some of the few I saved
e3db08 No.16546340
>>16546320
No, have more Ouya/Toasty instead
ba8da4 No.16546343
>>16546320
I have a couple, if anyone has more please post them these are fucking hilarious.
3cffeb No.16546348
stop glorifying consoles you fucking faggots
f95666 No.16546353
>>16546316
>the sound of helicopters get louder over toastys house at night
>he thinks its his cpu overheating and his fans getting loud again
>he turn over and snuggles into ouya-tan
>The sound is way louder now
>before he can rise armed men burst through the window
>they shove him back and snag ouya-tan
>"package secure Ms Uhrman, returning to base" one of the masked men barks
>ouya-tan calls out for toasty as they leave back through the windows, rappelling back into the choppers
>he attempts to follow but slips on ouya-tans carboard box and can't grab anyone in time
>is toasty a bad enough dude to rescue her?
498ea9 No.16546354
160bdc No.16546372
>>16546340
when did Ouya-tan become a blond?
e3db08 No.16546376
>>16546354
sadly i can't find the one about the garbage bin.
42bc98 No.16546377
>>16546319
No matter how many times I remove the flag it comes back.This is my life now.
>>16546320
People need to stop humouring that faggot.
>>16546324
At least Gameboy micro was not some hipster rerelease. I get what you mean though. I guess if they were cue anime fairies or represented as little of adorable but retarded kittens or something it wouldn't be so bad for them to have tans.
fd42c9 No.16546378
>>16546351
I wish someone would translate the Japanese in these videos
46c7b0 No.16546382
STOP SHILLING YOUR SOULJASHIT EVERYWHERE YOU UNFUNNY FAGGOT
160bdc No.16546386
>>16546377
remove the flag before posting newfag.
4648b9 No.16546391
4c33eb No.16546397
>>16546383
Where is the switch?
7a8b6f No.16546399
>>16546297
Accidentally posted the wrong version, here's the updated one, someone just added Soulja-tan to it, beyond that I think it's the same one.
e8a578 No.16546405
>>16546399
Where’s the Switch dog?
46c7b0 No.16546406
>>16546397
there is no switch tan because a bunch of faggots keep bickering over whos design should represent it, theres like 20 different switch tans and most of them are generic shit
7a8b6f No.16546410
>>16546405
Someone oughta add her I guess, but as >>16546406 said, there's no true representative for the Switch.
c9ab48 No.16546412
>>16546407
Why is Game Boy Color-tan missing from this?
c9ab48 No.16546416
>>16546406
Just put the lolimilf in.
00748f No.16546418
>>16546258
>Please welcome our new Console frens and use this thread to discuss and design new ones.
>Still no TI-tan as a spunky American cowgirl followed around by a Nyoron~ chibi Bill Cosby gremlin that hangs around always trying to slip date rape drugs into her drinks.
42bc98 No.16546420
>>16546386
I did everytime. I think it was my shitty old android being shit with the browser.
Diff browser fixed it. The lesson is don't be phone posting trash.
>>16546382
Seconded.
9dd345 No.16546422
>>16546405
Switch dog is faggotry and therefore void
46c7b0 No.16546423
>>16546416
No one wants your shit design faggot, just leave the switch undecided, its too late to try and pick a design to represent it
9dd345 No.16546425
>>16546423
The lolimilf is a decent design faggot
a4bc4b No.16546426
>>16546423
>>16546416
It really should be two lolis who are contantly pawing at one another and interlinking their hands together.
7a8b6f No.16546427
>>16546426
This, it seems like a good idea.
c9ab48 No.16546428
>>16546423
switchdoggo pls
56e17c No.16546431
>>16546399
Why is such bad art used to represent them? There's so much better and detailed drawings of a lot of these why did they use some shit that was sketched out in 5 minutes?
28a0ff No.16546441
>No Infinium Phantom-tan
>Because she never got released, she's a literal ghost (phantom) that haunts the other console-tans and takes credit for inventing all the online features that we see in games today
46c7b0 No.16546442
>>16546425
No, it isnt
>>16546426
There already is that design
>>16546428
ITS TOO LATE
a4bc4b No.16546444
>>16546432
>Everything else is moe girls with a couple of catgirls
>furfags think that a sudden super deformed dog thing is acceptable
This is why eveyone still hates you fags.
28a0ff No.16546449
>>16546444
It makes sense for Switch-tan to have a dog with a really derpy face that's based on the controller. But this furry shit is pure degeneracy.
46c7b0 No.16546450
>>16546431
The whole drawfag culture is to spend the least time on something but still make it quality, its suppossed to be sketched out in 5 minutes, because who would actually spend hours just to draw an image that could be easily forgotten, also more detail=/ better art
>>16546444
>sudden
its been a thing since the switch released you newfag
6d4cc8 No.16546451
>>16546444
Trips confirm switch dog is unwanted faggot shit
c9ab48 No.16546456
>>16546444
Trips confirm no more switch dog.
7a8b6f No.16546460
>>16546444
trips confirmed
I know this is a terrible meme, its just the only switch dog picture i had saved
a4bc4b No.16546461
>>16546450
>misunderstanding the use of the word sudden meaning 8 iterations and then the 9th departs from the theme entirely
Eat a bullet, fag.
e3db08 No.16546462
>>16546451
It always was and only furries liked it.
It also killed the whole tan thing because every thread would be flooded with degenerates posting porn of it.
Furries belong in a pyre.
fd42c9 No.16546463
>>16546432
AWAKEN MY DOGGO
fd42c9 No.16546470
>>16546460
>I know this is a terrible meme
ba8da4 No.16546472
>>16546382
>>16546420
Eat shit, the both of you. Souljatan is funny.
6ee813 No.16546473
>>16546382
>>16546420
None of you faggots understand the deep intricacies that comprise Souja-tan webms. They are like a mix of the finest, well-aged wine and crude, foul-tasting moonshine. Observing them is like watching a retarded child do a double backflip off a railing into the highway below and the nuances of humor are not readily understood by most - I have physically felt my IQ increase as if I just finished watching Rick and Morty.
Unless you can enjoy aesthetic appreciation of high arts, don't criticize Soulja-tan's performance.
7a8b6f No.16546475
>>16546470
I was talking about the virgin vs chad meme, but since you assumed I was speaking of doggo, then doggo it is
ba8da4 No.16546477
>>16546442
>doesn't like soulja-tan
>doesn't like lolimilf switch-tan
Do you have any opinions that aren't complete and utter shit you fucking mongoloid?
46c7b0 No.16546478
>>16546461
I dont care what you meant to use it as, I care about what the word actually means, you dirty nigger. and that "version" isnt any different than the others, its literally an artists representation, not some official revision of the design
>reddit spaces
lol
a4bc4b No.16546482
>>16546478
>doesn't know what reddit spaces actually mean
46c7b0 No.16546493
>>16546482
You NEVER space after a greentext, its different spacing like
This for when you need to talk about another subject
>but you NEVER do
This
>>16546472
>>16546473
>>16546477
I know its you soulja shit, you told me in that one thread how you spam your shit all the time and how you TOTALLY couldnt remember drawing all those gay pics
e64b9d No.16546502
>>16546432
Switch dog is shit because, while it may look like the controller, it doesn't properly convey the concept of the controller or the console. I don't think any of the designs were that good but if you want a better one, pics related. Shows the controllers being separate and possible to attach to the screen. This doesn't convey the "docking" thing, unfortunately, but it's far better than "it looks vaguely like the controller". Makes as much sense as making Gamecube-tan an actual fucking cube. These at least showcase a unique feature of the damn console.
The one that came closest to showcasing the docking feature is that Loli-inside-ara design but that was shit.
c605e3 No.16546507
>>16546473
Are you telling me that we are reaching the advent of online performance art?
a62d34 No.16546511
>>16546477
soulja-tan is fucking obnoxious, annoying and unfunny.
160bdc No.16546519
>>16546502
best switch-tan tbh
341c1a No.16546520
>>16546449
degenerate how?
e64b9d No.16546527
>>16546519
There's only one more design I've seen around aside the other three. It's probably the second best. At least Labo-tan's great.
8cfd87 No.16546529
>>16546506
I like these swtich-tans.
28a0ff No.16546541
>>16546527
Personally I like this one the best. I think consoles should each be one girl except when they have multiple components (I.E. peripherals).
572229 No.16546550
>>16546460
>>16546354
anyone know where I can get a drawing tablet w/screen for cheap
106676 No.16546553
Can we skip this coming generation?
The Soulja retard has shat out more "OC" than it was really worth.
Don't give him ideas to double his autism with these, too.
28a0ff No.16546556
>>16546548
>>16546550
>He wants a cintiq for cheap
You poor fool.
7af2d0 No.16546573
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I came for lewds and I'm heavily disappointed.
Have some of mine
7af2d0 No.16546588
Right all from me Morork will probably ban me otherwise.
c605e3 No.16546593
>>16546449
That's exactly why it doesn't make sense. It's not a console-tan, it's just the fucking controller. Console-tans go beyond just physical attributes. That was the original charm of the console-tans. Jokes about their features put in a human form, not "LOL this console is a dumb looking lewd dog" that could be applied to anything outside of looks. It's cheap low effort comedy. That's why loli in a mech made more sense. Since it's a essentially just a handheld that can be played off of a TV.
aa8da0 No.16546594
>>16546502
>You will never be gently femdomed by switch-tans as the whisper Ara Ara into your ears.
7af2d0 No.16546597
>>16546593
what the fuck man
924b0a No.16546614
>>16546556
If you want to act a snob, at least have some class, ask a flightman about HOTAS.
4639bb No.16546616
Stadia should just be a ghost that can easily fade away and vanish at anytime.
Rip physical media.
160bdc No.16546622
>>16546550
Never in a million years can you get one with a screen for cheep but even with your standard tablet you get what you pay for. The cheep ones have very low DPI and tend to not be worth it. At least get yourself a small Intuos (or equivalent quality) which are affordable.
572229 No.16546648
>>16546622
I got a small intuos like 4 years ago and used it like a handful of times. Even after I got acclimated to it, using a mouse with my non-dominant hand is still more comfortable for drawing. Used my university's cintiq and it was far better than the intuos right off the bat.
Having the ability to directly see where your pen is on the screen is a big plus and screenless tablets really can't compare.
I guess what I'm saying is I'm going to start drawing furry and fetish porn. $640 per commission :^).
584b8c No.16546657
>>16546258
>console-tan
>-tan
Isn't that like, for toddlers?
7af2d0 No.16546662
>>16546648
Ye but don't forget draw you own fetish too :^)
924b0a No.16546665
The best scores for proper tablets are those from hospitals. DPI and minimal junk on laptops. I used to use one until it got too good for Web 2.0. There are more out there.
b4fef7 No.16546671
>>16546330
>>16546324
>>16546332
What about drawing them as tots.
7af2d0 No.16546678
>>16546671
too smol for me
c9ab48 No.16546680
>>16546671
only taters are allowed to be tots
160bdc No.16546684
>>16546593
>loli in a mech
7af2d0 No.16546688
>>16546684
loli is too smol, gimme ara any day.
924b0a No.16546690
>>16546671
>bara loli
I'm sure that put some anon down for the night.
7af2d0 No.16546696
>>16546692
Because loli's are too smol I told you already I want the ara
>>16546690
If only Bane was this cool in Batman comics it'd be fucking great.
b4fef7 No.16546697
>>16546444
It's drawn as a retardoggo because the controller looks like a retardoggo. If linux-tan can be a horned penguin with 3 dicks then switch-tan can be a robot dog.
I also like this switch-tan though.
120095 No.16546700
>>16546345
> Mark casts Jewish rain
Topkek
e64b9d No.16546701
>>16546684
>>16546688
Should be a loli on stilts and with a padded bra instead.
924b0a No.16546704
>>16546696
>if bane
He is in the soul of every masketta man, forget the picture books.
7af2d0 No.16546705
>>16546700
more like reign amirite
924b0a No.16546715
>>16546705
Not how he continually fails the board an- Actually you're right. My grandmother could do better. I'm quite certain the husk of his mother could, as well.
42bc98 No.16546719
>>16546548
eBay, artist communities where people sell cheap when they upgrade.
7af2d0 No.16546722
>>16546704
If Bane were just a coolguy it'd be the best thing ever, hell if he were friends with Bamham and went gud and helped bamham by being his friend it'd be really good.
>>16546715
jews are incompetent anyone else could be better.
924b0a No.16546736
>>16546722
Bane is just a big brother to Hambahn at the end of the day.
7af2d0 No.16546748
>>16546736
I wish the memes would write a good comic featuring him, and all he does is try to be Bamhams friend while being a villain, it'd be super serious but silly enough that people like me would enjoy it
All Bane wants to do is be bamhams fren
924b0a No.16546773
>>16546748
We are already at an empasse here. You, expecting present comics to do a good deed. Me, the best canon: Bane being Bruce's big brother. It is not about friendship, it is brotherhood.
e3db08 No.16546779
>>16546770
please tell me you didn't actually bought a Ouya anon, never do that.
she is toasty waifu, not yours
7af2d0 No.16546781
>>16546773
>bane will never mentally help Bamham and be his best friend, no one wants friendly adventures anymore it's just all serious
924b0a No.16546782
I'm taking dibs on the Atari VCR. I am simply waiting for it to happen.
924b0a No.16546786
>>16546781
Too bad CN is so bad now, an olde take on Bane and Bruce would be something magical.
70e911 No.16546791
>>16546779
I’m a Believer, borther!
>she is toasty waifu, not yours
Wrong!
160bdc No.16546792
>>16546648
but you can now get an intuos for like $70. But I agree it's always feels a bit award. I started drawing with a mouse too. But a intuos is still superior in terms of control even if it can lead to hand cramps. I'm not about to spend over $600 on a Cintiq although at times I'm tempted.
c605e3 No.16546794
>>16546684
That's what I was referring to
924b0a No.16546795
It could be as soulful as Jack and the Scotsman. I doubt Genndy has it in he no more.
160bdc No.16546798
e0df4a No.16546799
>>16546520
Nice draw more cream plz
>>16546462
I don't remember anyone being this triggered by it back then.
>>16546340
>those legs
7af2d0 No.16546801
>>16546786
It'd be the best shit ever.
930471 No.16546805
>>16546289
I like the cluelessness, but she should also require you to repeat things 2 or 3 times before she understands to represent the input lag.
498ea9 No.16546813
>>16546791
What is this abomination?
>>16546799
I agree anon, Ouya-chan should be wearing thigh highs
2889f7 No.16546815
>>16546791
Atari's only waifu is Atari himself, ya jike turkey.
Alternatively he has Atari-chan
7af2d0 No.16546821
>>16546815
tfw no blonde gf with a nice bum to fug
46c7b0 No.16546823
>>16546770
>he hasnt played killing floor on the ouya
924b0a No.16546824
>>16546815
What a special girl.
924b0a No.16546835
I have horrible ideas for the VCS.
>used by truckers everywhere
I can only hope she doesn't end up sad as Ouya.
498ea9 No.16546853
I know it's a stretch, but would a drawfag be able redo these panels with Ouya being forced to smash up her own console?
498ea9 No.16546856
Fug, forgot to post the panels
73c220 No.16546871
This is the new Switch-Tan.
7b60a2 No.16546880
>Console tans
You might want to see this then.
2889f7 No.16546883
>>16546821
>>16546824
Ataribox's reveal was a fun day.
160bdc No.16546915
>>16546880
why does this drawing make me angry?
a8c109 No.16546943
>>16546588
>that last pic
Nice, though nowadays it should have another pic where Sony comes in with a scalpel to give PS4-tan a double masectomy
7b60a2 No.16546949
>>16546648
Hey that's my model.
It's good.
Half the price i got it, too.
7af2d0 No.16546951
e8a578 No.16546955
>>16546880
I'm surprised this includes everything but the Ouya.
7b60a2 No.16546961
>>16546955
Look again.
There are so many of them you probably passed her up.
42bc98 No.16546971
>>16546880
This image has a stink of Tumblr about it…
28a0ff No.16546978
>>16546880
I like most of these, actually.
>Atari represented by a 70s blaxploitation nigger with an afro and a goatee in the shape of the Atari logo
Pretty good.
Anyways since no one has done it yet I'm calling dibs on Commodore 64-tan.
7af2d0 No.16546986
>>16546969
I want the ara not this
a8f4b4 No.16546988
>>16546880
Most of it is meh takes on existing designs, but the retro console section is pretty good.
d4f2b3 No.16546990
/r/ing that one Vita-tan and PC-tan "thanks for the games, squirt" comic
>>16546502
>Switch dog is shit because, while it may look like the controller, it doesn't properly convey the concept of the controller or the console.
And the other accepted console-tans do?
17c5b6 No.16546992
>>16546880
They included dozes of shit tans that nobody uses, but not SEGA's official console tans or the real Soulja-tan.
d4f2b3 No.16546996
>>16546964
Most consoles are black, retard
c200f9 No.16546998
>>16546990
Switch dog is not accepted because it's fucking furshit.
d4f2b3 No.16547001
>>16546998
That wasn't what I was arguing, you dipshit.
28a0ff No.16547003
>>16546990
>And the other accepted console-tans do?
Yes they do.
>Original Xbox-tan is huge
>GBA-tan is short, powerful, but has a hard time seeing
>Wii U tan is an older woman who is self-conscious about her age and her outdated games
>PC-tan is Ubermensch because he's always the most powerful platform
d4f2b3 No.16547006
>>16547003
Wow 5 whole personifications are at least partially accurate. Meanwhile you have shit like the PS4-tan not having anything indicative of being related to the PS4 besides the 4 on the clothing.
ccc994 No.16547010
>>16546880
Why the fuck use those subpar SEGA tans
b6fb7d No.16547013
>>16546289
Well, with that recent conference I guess Stadia isn't so much a paradigm shift but a side shift. No exclusives so far. Overpriced controller where you lose $30 for a 3 month subscription value to give to a "friend". $10 a month to get pro features. You can play for free but you have to buy games individually and they didn't share if it's less expensive than what's already out now. You own it but that can't be possible since you're streaming the game. Stadia is so confusing.
I guess it's trying to be a shitty version of spotify or netflix and it's just a service instead of it's own platform. It's just another online store but worse since you don't own the games and the quality of the stream is dependent on your internet connection. I honestly don't see how anyone can be excited for Stadia. When it starts paying for and making original content for Stadia, it might be worth it as a trial play for paying just that month. Though, I'm not sure if it has a pool of games to play from the server like a netflix would since you still seem to have to buy the games individually, at least for the basic option.
a8e718 No.16547015
So is this the beginning of the crash?
aa79a2 No.16547019
>>16547010
>>16546992
I'm pretty sure that chart is only using western designs, not japanese ones
d4f2b3 No.16547022
>>16547012
>getting this mad at a joke
28a0ff No.16547028
>>16547006
Those were just examples shithead. The point is many of them have personality traits based on their systems. PS4 is a stuffy spoiled girl who thinks herself the greatest console that everyone flocks to. PS Vita is an otaku who keeps to herself and just plays anime games because that's all there is on her system.
78db37 No.16547029
any ones of stadia-tan yet?
d4f2b3 No.16547030
>>16547013
>I guess it's trying to be a shitty version of spotify or netflix and it's just a service instead of it's own platform.
Duh? What were you expecting?
46c7b0 No.16547031
>>16547022
JJokes aare suppossed too bee funny
9c7590 No.16547034
>>16547029
read the thread
e8a578 No.16547035
>>16546964
Only four out of 248 of them are black.
ccc994 No.16547039
>>16547019
what just use non shit ones
d4f2b3 No.16547040
>>16547039
So you want them to not use the official ones?
42bc98 No.16547043
>>16546978
Pretty sure Chrischan has declared them to C64 tan. After all they are the C64 CPU Goddess with real™ legit™ Goddess Powers like leading dimensional merges.
28a0ff No.16547046
>>16547010
>Genesis-tan is a cowgirl because she's American
>She's not a hip skateboarding teenager who talks about Blast Processing all the time and has an attitude like Sonic
>She's not a fan of Michael Jackson and Grunge Rock
b384d2 No.16547052
>>16546312
This.
Ain't wasting time posting corporate mascot shit.
3be7b7 No.16547106
>>16546258
You guys know Eltonel drew some of this stuff years and years and years ago? I'd post some but I can't be arsed to go through a booru to find it
de7242 No.16547107
>>16546289
i like the few that are made so far that show some form of lag or connection lost. bonus for ones that imply rape is about to happen.
aa79a2 No.16547129
>>16547106
after some digging I could only find this, it's from 2015
5715fb No.16547134
>>16546684
This is objectively the best Switch tan
b4fef7 No.16547142
>>16546520
>>16547063
>>16546432
You can't be doing this to me anon.
fd42c9 No.16547149
>>16546520
Good to see you again keki
3be7b7 No.16547152
>>16546992
>or the real Soulja-tan
Because it was made for halfchan
Soulja-tan is so far the only real OC these threads have made, everything else has been you guys playing catch-up with about 5 years of ongoing weekly threads on Halfchan
8b2123 No.16547167
wonder how long it will be before the fetish art gets posted
3be7b7 No.16547173
>>16547129
I think I recall a Vita-tan one as well, and that might be all.
b4fef7 No.16547204
>tfw no Action Max-tan
>tfw no Tiger Handheld-tan
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
5715fb No.16547207
>>16546880
> they used my linux-tan design I posted once something like four years ago
Surreal.
34b4c1 No.16547210
>>16546289
Post the second part you coward
28a0ff No.16547223
>>16547204
We have Tiger-tan already.
See:
>>16547167
>>16546880
28a0ff No.16547227
>>16546520
Why can't you use your powers for good and not evil?
3be7b7 No.16547228
>>16547223
You could make a new one though. That chart is halfchan stuff, you don't have to follow it any more than you use their board-tans
42bc98 No.16547230
>>16547204
Tiger hand helds and Action Max are on the big Tumblr art looking one >>16546880
2889f7 No.16547245
>>16547204
>Action Max-tan
>Cop-esque outfit, has a gun, and that red warning light as a hairbun
>Is a crack shot, but only knows how to do things if she can use her gun on them (ex: Kitchen Gun ad)
b4fef7 No.16547247
I found a picture of R-Zone-tan.
8b2123 No.16547254
>>16547228
99.9% of the content here is from cuckchan
these threads are basically just playing catch-up with them
28a0ff No.16547263
>>16547228
So what? I like most of those -tans and several of them were made by 8channers anyways.
b13bb8 No.16547265
>>16547254
>99.9% of the content here is from cuckchan
3be7b7 No.16547266
>>16547263
Sure, just saying, don't feel beholden to it.
498ea9 No.16547283
>>16547265
I can't remember the last time I saw an efg thread. Then again I can't remember the last time I went on /b/
1cb727 No.16547285
>>16546258
Do VR headsets have tans? The Oculus Quest is completely standalone so you could argue that she's a console.
c33c49 No.16547310
>>16547173
i find to hard to tell some styles apart without a signature so i can only guess if this first one is it; the rest are just to dump
be48e4 No.16547393
>>16546880
>No Atari 8 bit-tan
>But there's instead a couple for the underpowered wedge (((Tramiel))) shat out just to compete with the Amiga.
42bc98 No.16547400
>>16547390
You can post five of those at once you know. At least keep the cancer from into too many posts.
075d5c No.16547412
>>16547400
>what are file size limits?
fd42c9 No.16547416
>>16546880
>Soulja-Tan
>Not a poorly made anime girl
dd1f70 No.16547447
who the fuck still buys consoles? just save and build a PC you poor fucks
b4fef7 No.16547457
>>16547424
>third pic
I was knot expecting that.
882435 No.16547464
>>16546502
I'm still sad this never caught on. at least for porn
b6fb7d No.16547479
I was already doubtful of google Stadia but I thought it couldn't get worse until I saw this brought up to me from a friend. http://archive.is/wGbuM According to PC gamer, if you play 4K streaming on Stadia, expect to be using up 1TB in just 65 hrs.
Using my case as an example to put into perspective. I hit 4 times the best requirement of 35mbps according to their own test. I have a data cap but it's in the 2TB per month with a $10 charge for every 50gb I go over. I hardcore game roughly 6-8 hrs straight in a day with maybe some breaks here and there. Just to hit my data cap alone with 4K streaming, I would use that up within 21 days of the month on 6 hr gaming a day or 16 days at the 8 hr gaming a day. And all that, if I don't do use my internet for anything else for myself or my family. I already hit under or over 2TB a month already from regular use and occasional pirating and Stadia could potentially double what I already pay for internet services alone and that is if the games they offer are good. Google says what their doing will force internet providers to release data caps but it seems it might enforce them even more with how much data you'll have to stream for the best quality. Stadia looks like a fail to me.
e64b9d No.16547490
>>16547479
Wrong thread, anon.
778008 No.16547534
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16546340
>Scott PIlgrim comic edit
FUCKING WEW
778008 No.16547561
>>16546444
>>16546449
>>16546451
>>16546456
>>16546460
>>16546461
>>16546462
>>16546477
>>16546502
>>16546519
>>16546527
>>16546529
>>16546541
>>16546593
>>16546594
>>16546684
>>16546692
>>16546697
>>16546969
All cuckchan garbage
The fact that the doggo immediately derailed NX cancer threads and later on Switch shill threads and is still creating asspain makes it the best Switch tan.
Stay irrelevant faggots, doggo a best
b4fef7 No.16547567
>>16547561
>cuckchan
The one I posted comes from /delicious/.
fa7748 No.16547570
>>16547561
Look at the furnigger attempt to change the narrative. I bet you fags are still mad you were punted out of the digimon threads.
e64b9d No.16547575
>>>/v/16547561
>the lolis and cute anime girls are cuckchan
<my furfag OC isn't
9c89c5 No.16547581
ab2020 No.16547591
>>16547310
I want to play Super Robot Wars with vita-tan. I like the touch of her being the queen-NEET tomoko.
b4fef7 No.16547611
>>16547570
Switch dog isn't furry, it's clang.
b00822 No.16547613
Shit "consoles" don't deserve tans. They deserve to be represented by calarts.
2d3be3 No.16547617
>>16547570
Furry isnt specifically disallowed on /v/
Read the ru ru rules newfag -w-
fa7748 No.16547624
>>16547617
But furniggers only porn dump, thus they get banned. Checkmate furfag
2d3be3 No.16547636
>>16547624
>one pic
>a dump
63e902 No.16547637
>>16546258
>frens
>>16546880
>paps
>>16546520
>faggitopu
THIS IS A TUMBLR THREAD, BEING CONTRIBUTED TO BY FORMER TUMBLR USERS
3be7b7 No.16547642
>>16547637
>being this scared of drawfags
58275e No.16547649
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>>16546671
Definitely need more of that. Imagine: toddler/pup Switch dog.
63e902 No.16547650
>>16547642
Faggitopu has already proven himself to be an egotistical cunt who is only in it for the attention and cocksucking. Paps… well that faggot's case should speak for itself if you've been here more than a couple years.
I'm very supportive of drawfags who aren't total cuntssee: elto, bb, but niggers like those two have already shown their hands to anons.
341c1a No.16547651
>>16547637
>faggitopu
cmon anon you can do better
you could have said cuckitopu
c200f9 No.16547655
>>16547636
Posting furshit in any quantity is still a dump. A different kind, but still a dump.
1d133c No.16547666
>>16547650
who gives a shit?
b4fef7 No.16547668
>>16547637
>insulting a national treasure like keki
Truly shit taste anon.
28a0ff No.16547673
>>16547650
Be autistic elsewhere.
b523f1 No.16547674
>>16547668
>furnigger
>posts filthy frank
Back to fucking cuckchan already nigger
341c1a No.16547676
>>16547650
every time I post now I see a post like this,
are you the same anon from all those other times?
there is not that many people on this board compared to halfchan v so…
what did I do to you that made you so upset?
fd33bf No.16547679
>>16547650
What's wrong with that?
>Enjoy porn
>Shitpost by proxy by encouraging them
>Get free porn for it
3be7b7 No.16547681
>>16547650
You do you, man. Although, I think it's only proper courtesy to pick up drawfagging yourself in this case.
Incidentally I didn't contribute anything here, just came since someone from halfchan's /ctt/ messaged me asking if I was the one trying to make a /ctt/ here as my stuff was posted in the thread. You guys have fun, I think you'd definitely enjoy it more if you made new designs.
But if you want to use my dumb chart go ahead I guess. You can just use the booru to find better images of most of the designs in it, I only made one girl so far. Cheers
2e2fa9 No.16547685
>>16547650
>this asspained and autistic over drawfags
>metafag drama over drawfags
Where did she touch you anon? I'm glad the drawthreads have been relatively free from this faggotry for a while now.
28a0ff No.16547688
>>16547681
Please drawfag for us.
b4fef7 No.16547690
>>16547674
>furnigger
My lad…
58275e No.16547692
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>>16547676
Maybe he just hates popular drawfags that post here.
>>16547679
Getting shitpost porn is great.
2e2fa9 No.16547697
>>16547690
I understand now. He's simply mad because each furry piece is time and effort taken away from the loli pieces.
58275e No.16547703
>>16547697
Lolis are very precious, so I can understand that.
1d133c No.16547704
>>16547697
pls dont lewd hatloli
2e2fa9 No.16547710
>>16547704
It's an innocent flash of panties anon. What's sexual and lewd about that?
467d6f No.16547717
>>16547690
whatever reason you are posting these my man, don't stop
79f649 No.16547721
How would you express hacking a console-tan? Mindbreak?
Would using emulation of different systems on one be cosplay?
c80ddd No.16547723
>>16547721
Depends on the console, Vita would get stronger.
160bdc No.16547733
>>16547704
hatloli is a dumb communist slut, why do you care?
>>16546969
I like it because bit titty Ara are best for sexualizing, but loli are best for cute and smug.
>>16547561
And lets be honest the only reason Dogo is tolerated it because the only think Mark loves more then cake is furfaggotry.
fd33bf No.16547735
>>16547733
>Loli Totodile (male) in a diaper playing VIDEOGAMES and eating cake
1d133c No.16547743
>>16547735
I don't like any of these words
fd33bf No.16547745
>>16547743
I also dislike the word "videogames"
31ae94 No.16547752
>>16547714
God damn anon you made me go check if that was real. I was gonna lose my shit.
fd33bf No.16547759
>>16547752
I live in the Islamic States of Canada, I'm not taking any chances
b4fef7 No.16547780
>>16547752
I checked it out too. I was fully prepared to be enraged.
2e2fa9 No.16547807
>>16547721
For modchips and and things like RGB mods I would imagine something akin to cat girl cosplay.
5715fb No.16547824
Can't forget the indie darling
dbc494 No.16547838
>>16547390
do you have the one with soulja rapping to the teacher
341c1a No.16547845
>>16547844
>all of this reddit phrasing
have you seen what you just posted m8?
341c1a No.16547849
>>16547848
yes your reddit spaces.
if you are gonna complain about it at least dont do it on the same post nibba
31ae94 No.16547853
>>16547844
Holy shit anon.
28a0ff No.16547859
>>16547845
>>16547848
>Proper double spacing is reddit
I can see you faggots have never taken an english class before.
341c1a No.16547868
458282 No.16547871
>>16547844
b-but muh dick pleasing oc!!
fd33bf No.16547891
Dubs chooses the poke-bf I fap to pozzing me
2e2fa9 No.16547899
>>16547844
Wow. Ok there's a lot to unpack here so let's take this slowly.
>one guy
Try again sweetie. Unless you're implying me, keki, and paps are all the same person.
>don't try to monopolize
neither of the two drawfags in question post on /v/ regularly. keki only sparingly and paps even less so. At least by making their identities known.
>>who I will not mention
>won't mention that retard anymore
lmao that's twitter voldemort/he-who-i-will-not-name levels of scared
>Everyone
<i speak for all of /v/
>THIS asshurt over an anon's mspaint doodles
This might be the biggest concentrated amount of YIKES I've come across.
341c1a No.16547901
>>16547872
you dont have to trick me for that lol.
anyways, I'm gonna go play some vidya
28a0ff No.16547904
9dd345 No.16547907
> all these fucking awful posts and furfag niggers shitting up the thread in a two-pronged spray of digital diarrhea
Great job mark. It's threads like this that remind me why you're still our BO
e0df4a No.16547909
>>16547907
People sure do get angry over a little fur and snouts
>>16547891
>bugchasing
Scolipede then
>>16547859
>other posts itt have actual proper spacing
Nice try
fd33bf No.16547917
>>16547909
>Scolipede
Great choice
c33c49 No.16547922
>>16547844
The reason namefagging is looked down upon is most namefags don't contribute jack shit; drawfags actually make OC so they get not just a pass but a following. This may confuse you since 8/v/ has been forced anonymous for years now, but way back on 4chan you'd have cocksuckers like manly tears and quentin who were only notable as a living jokes. To wit:
>>16547681
D R A W
M O R E
P O R N
9dd345 No.16547934
>>16547909
Unironically kill yourself
63e902 No.16547945
>>16547933
Just a reminder, in case you forgot, school's out for the summer.
1d133c No.16547951
>>16547891
Easydog from Telefang
>>16547945
>he believes the summer myth
nice otaking art tho
075d5c No.16547955
>>16547891
You shove an entire Charizard up your ass
7a8b6f No.16547971
>>16547844
I don't think the souljafag went by any names, it's also really been other anons who post his stuff, at least sometimes I do in the proper threads. The same couldn't be said for the Doggo artist, but I don't know much about him though.
fd33bf No.16547973
a46ec8 No.16547993
>>16547950
>I was lead to believe that traffic doesn't increase during the summer
It did years ago. That summer never ended.
778008 No.16548016
e95f10 No.16548022
>>16547950
Actual users do not increase but posts do noticeably get shittier. Summer is more a phenomenon rather than an actual event.
221a53 No.16548030
>>16547824
Aah yes, Indies.
Remember the oTON?
4dce7b No.16548032
>>16546684
Not Star Saber enough.
e0df4a No.16548061
>>16547955
anon better deliver
>>16547969
Is it just me or are there more of them lately?
fd33bf No.16548066
>>16548061
Anon think of the charizard
f2d4fe No.16548132
PC may be powerful. But that means nothing without physical releases you actually own.
da687f No.16548135
42bc98 No.16548159
>>16547899
Jesus Christ if you were trying to write a post of cancer level cringe you succeeded
b4fef7 No.16548173
Angry at Doggo: The Thread.
2e2fa9 No.16548201
@42bc98
What makes you say that?
63e902 No.16548211
>>16548201
Here's your (You), sperg. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
b4fef7 No.16548220
>>16548135
How many of those are even any good?
11fa1e No.16548229
>>16548132
>physical media
3358da No.16548240
>>16548229
Disc based media is garbage next to the glory and majesty of Cartridge based media
b4fef7 No.16548247
>>16548229
Yes physical media. You know those things that some jackass can't force a patch to alter what you've already paid for in order to placate some shrill, purple haired witch or simply lock you out of for some nebulous and ever shifting wrongthink.
>>16548240
This man knows what's up.
28a0ff No.16548254
>>16548229
It won't rot like that if you don't store it like a retard.
9dd345 No.16548320
>>16547899
I want to believe this is bait, but knowing the type of subhumans Mark not only tolerates but enthusiastically welcomes to /v/, I know it isn't
e95f10 No.16548348
>>16548229
There’s a reason old CDs said that if the disks were
PROPERLY STORED
They could last a century.
c43a95 No.16548388
>>16546340
I made some more content for you
2e2fa9 No.16548392
>>16548388
I made some (You)s for you.
e64b9d No.16548393
>>16546340
>>16548388
This makes me want to buy an Ouya, stop.
e3db08 No.16548413
>>16548388
thanks anon, i will treasure it forever
36dec5 No.16548429
>>16547673
>>16548030
Post more musclewomen pls
dff3e3 No.16548435
>>16546372
Hasn't she always been?
c43a95 No.16548439
>>16548429
post related prompts
c43a95 No.16548530
>>16548424
Why must you make me feel inadequate
bbe183 No.16548533
>>16547917
Why do I feel like there's a grotesque anus cropped out of this image? Every single picture of this fucking thing you people post has some kind of disgusting asshole in it.
c33c49 No.16548558
>>16548530
because thats your fetish
3be7b7 No.16548563
>>16547922
I'll never get why you ask that but here, enjoy I guess
c33c49 No.16548566
>>16548563
i dont recognize any of these characters tho unless that last one is sonson mixed with domon kashu
3be7b7 No.16548577
>>16548566
We're on a console-tan thread, so it's console-tans. 4chan's console-tans, not 8ch's although the only one 8ch has exclusively seems to be Soulja-tan and this one >>16547824. Look through >>16546880 if you're curious enough to want to match characters to names.
Was wondering if it'd take long yesterday for people to realise that 4chan chart was the same art as the catgirls chart over here. I should make a new version of the catgirls chart that's got some more polish
c33c49 No.16548590
>>16548577
Ah ha; i didn't even look at that one since i still got the old ones kicking about.
3be7b7 No.16548597
>>16548590
I have a few of those ones too, but eventually some random anon was trying to make new charts with new characters and so on, and it was resulting in fuckhuge images, so I thought I'd try and give it the catgirl treatment both as a means for me to get used to the various designs and also to result in a slightly smaller but more readable chart.
All this said, like I said above, you guys don't really need to be beholden to this stuff. Use the designs you like and replace the others with new designs, this isn't 4chan and you have your own culture.
0f15b2 No.16548598
>>16548558
>adagio dazzle fag
Sunset Shimmer master race, checking in
778008 No.16548625
>>16548132
>>16548240
>>16548247
>>16548254
>>16548257
>>16548279
>>16548348
>Infinite digital backups
>Infinite physical backups
>No easy way to break
>Doesn't occupy physical space
>Can be sold
Physical media is inferior to DRM free digital media in every way possible.
You mentally ill dinossaurs are going the way of Gamestop soon.
0b45c7 No.16548664
Where's ZX Spectrum-tan? This is all I could find.
beee6b No.16548703
>>16548664
there isnt one at the moment, got any ideas?
bc586c No.16549087
why is this thread anchored?
fug, it's been 5 years since console-tans and I kinda miss them.
shame most of the artists refused to move here back in the day.
3be7b7 No.16549131
cca45c No.16549138
>bumplocked
God damn it. Fixed
d42e44 No.16549151
16548625
0/10; you don’t even get a you. Go back to reddit.
e7b2c0 No.16549162
>>16549138
>>16549087
>anchoring the thread when it's almost hitting bump limit
for what fucking purpose?
c9ab48 No.16549229
>>16549214
Why is Nyanners' big bro's cock cumming vomit?
bc586c No.16549252
>>16549229
I think it's pee. dunno, it's been years since these were made.
46c7b0 No.16549278
>>16549229
too much asparagus
160bdc No.16549296
>>16548566
Oh that is why it makes me angry.
>>16548435
But she is black, red, gray and white. There is no yellow.
>>16548032
>not Macross VF-1S Super Valkyrie
pleb
4d8be1 No.16549307
>>16549296
>But she is black, red, gray and white. There is no yellow.
Top button (Y) is yellow, and blonde hair is regularly drawn as white
bc586c No.16549320
ok, I think that's all of my rare console tan stuff. rest of it is just small stuff from my attempt at sims 3 and WWE 2K14 stuff.
I probably have some footage of the 2K14 stufff somewhere deep in my old google drive.
e7b2c0 No.16549358
>>16549320
how old are these pics anyways? I think I have some saved too but might as well search stuff from the booru if that thing is still alive
160bdc No.16549368
>>16549307
>the button is yellow
>yet the hair is still white
<in other words color was available if the artiest wanted blond they would have made the hair blond. It was a stylistic choice.
exactly, she's not blond. Ouya-tan is white haired.
4d8be1 No.16549380
>>16549368
And the artist of >>16546340 wanted blond hair. It was a stylistic choice.
160bdc No.16549393
>>16549380
yes its a stylistic choice that is off model and looks like shit going against the established design documents of the superior version.
bc586c No.16549404
>>16549358
they're from late 2014 till at most mid 2015.
4d8be1 No.16549449
>>16549393
Hey anon
Do you know who's in pic 1 of >>16549320
And pic 4 of >>16549176
3be7b7 No.16549453
>>16549449
By context, going to guess it's an attempt at making a Sim of Ouya-tan
e7b2c0 No.16549456
>>16549404
pretty old, I checked the booru and I'm a bit amused it's still getting posts
160bdc No.16549461
>>16549449
Yes and her name is SHIT
bc586c No.16549462
>people going apeshit over design choices
I remember there being some drama about this when designing console-tans years a go and it's all retarded.
46c7b0 No.16549533
>>16549462
Im mad there isnt more lewd shit, PS4/vita are objectively the hottest designs, but get almost no good lewds
7a8b6f No.16549614
>>16549596
I don't get the appeal of reverse nipples, they're actually disgusting.
c9ab48 No.16549630
>>16549614
The appeal is sucking them back into proper shape so that she feels grateful to you for getting rid of the body issue she was most self-conscious about.
bc586c No.16549634
>>16549614
they're the hidden things in life that one must aqquire through the right moves, once this is done right, the nipples will rise like a magnificent sunrise.
e9e215 No.16549639
>>16549614
>i dont get the appeal a woman having more places to stick your dick
160bdc No.16549716
>>16549639
>anon has a dick small enough that an inverse nipple would be a receptacle for their love.
jeje
498ea9 No.16549805
>>16548728
Rip in peace you true hero
930471 No.16549827
>>16549176
Missed opportunity to show the Jaguar CD as a literal toilet because that's what it looks like and is all it's good for.
46c7b0 No.16549840
>>16549596
I wonder how many people will sperg out over PS5/Xbox 2/ nintendo-shit console tan designs in a year or two
160bdc No.16549936
>>16549840
>PS5 is backwards compatible
>PS4-tan + PS5-tan porn
oh baby
46c7b0 No.16550011
>>16549936
I hope they dont maker her a nigger like the PS4 pro
c33c49 No.16550069
>>16549840
Here? Probably nobody since we don't give that much of a shit. On 4chan, where console wars aren't uncommon and drawfags are more plentiful? Probably a fair bit.
3be7b7 No.16550101
>>16550069
Probably won't be much of an issue with the PS5 or the Microsoft offering, it's the Nintendo one that'll be hell
955b34 No.16550130
>>16549840
it's probably going to be poj so whatever
28a0ff No.16550153
In one of the draw threads recently someone drew a female PC-tan (which I think should be the default PC-tan) but I'm not able to find it.
c33c49 No.16550213
>>16550153
I like the pepsiman/zentai pc design, frankly. If you wanna have both that's fine too, but we shouldn't toss away the established one just for tiddie, especially if he's the only MANosuke in this Touhou garden.
28a0ff No.16550234
>>16550213
The design was the same, still a bald humanoid with PC on its face, just it was a muscular female instead of a male.
46c7b0 No.16550259
>>16550234
but if its female how will it fuck the console tans without any benis?
28a0ff No.16550264
375600 No.16550331
>>16550264
Just install the Penis PCI card in the PCI slot.
2889f7 No.16550420
>>16550213
PC's history as the bullied, stumbling guy rising to be the most powerful platform with unresolved revenge is more entertaining than any titty PC design. Looking like Pepsiman is just a bonus.
ed87b6 No.16550477
>>16548598
>that fucking animation
meanwhile the western animation industry can barely do 2 frames with entire teams working on a cartoon
fd33bf No.16550566
>>16550477
>I have no idea between the difference between a passion and a job
ed87b6 No.16550576
>>16550566
I just think it's insane one person can do some lewd animation like this when an entire team can barely do 2 or 3 frames per scene.
46c7b0 No.16550620
>>16550576
This shit usually takes months and a few 1000 in commissions for the artist to even get off his ass, every degenerate culture like furry pony or other shit always has decent artists in there because they need to be above all the shit in order to scam losers out of their money
3b9ae2 No.16550900
>>16550259
Anon don't you know basic biology? Yuri magic produces offspring
46c7b0 No.16550940
>>16550900
>Anon don't you know basic biology?
No, they just told us about photosynthesis, do people really learn about sex in school? I thought that was some american thing like penis inspection day
2964a2 No.16551998
>>16550213
>that third image
can't help but think of a horror story where the twist is that PC wasn't reviving dead consoles, but replacing them and stealing their games snatcher style.
8b6537 No.16553076
>>16550011
We will never see PS5 because she is hidden by sunrays.
341c1a No.16555327
>>16546799
thread is bumplocked so I guess it doesnt matter if I do this, also I promised you I would so here it is.
c33c49 No.16556763
>>16555327
but wheres the park bench
341c1a No.16557299
be48e4 No.16558734
Probably should have done this earlier, but better late than never I suppose. I drew up some -tans based off of the Atari 8-bit computers (pics related, respectively.) It's odd how no one thought to do this before.
3be7b7 No.16565305
>>16558734
Looking p.cute anon, gg