/v/ - Video Games

Metal Slug run is breddy gud.

>>16535306

RIP cockbot

Didn't the last one get infiltrated by trannies just like gdq?

>>16535769

no. nasa1 had a tranny and no one cared

>>16535306

>ywn fuck Bailey Jay's ass

why even live

>up next: Night Trap

How can you speed run a movie?

>>16536948

The fast forward button.

I missed Ragnarok Battle Offline, was the run any good?

>>16537054

What happened? Also, who were they? Evidently didn't see it.

This game looks boring as fuck

>>16536980

>there was an RBO run and I missed it

Goddamnit

>>16537132

and no recording of that run exist which is a shame cause it really was top tier

>>16537318

>that filename

10/10

>>16537306

Yep, that thing indeed.

>>16537320

I double checked their website, indeed the VOD is gone, it happened on the fourth day of the even on NASA 2017, the runner name was SlayerOfBabies, his youtube channel doesn`t have it too and his twitch channel was deleted. I dug around a litlte bit AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND, THE AMBUSH RAN A GAME JUST AFTER THE FARCRY RUN HOLY SHIT. On the video I linked is what happened immediately after that end of the FarCry run, there he is running a shit game at 5am, alone on the room with barely anyone at the chat. He was probably upset they gave a better spot to such problematic streamer.

Holy shit trannies not even once.

>>16537391

>>16537320

>>16537132

Save it.

>>16537391

Yeah, the tranigger special: run a game no one plays to get easy world record/high leaderboard position.

>>16537413

God bless you sir, I've been looking for that run since I saw those years back.

https://lurk.moe/nasa3-blog.txt

>>16537493

>the bottom line is, if what you want is an event that is just slayer's far cry 3 run, every run, then go make your own fucking event.

does this faggot not realize that's exactly what these were meant to be?

at least before they got co-opted to accommodate the feefees of abominations.

>>16537823

Give it a few years and he'll be a tranny.

>>16537847

the gay/tranny infection is so virulent in speed running I am becoming leery about even watching it. It's like some angry video game wizard cursed speedrunners for playing without putting fun first.

>>16537853

They were cursed with autism, kikes took care of the rest.

>>16537823

He's a speedrunner, what did you expect?

>>16537853

>yfw they are speedrunning the slippery slope

>>16537413

>5 hours

What am I looking for exactly? Or is the whole five hours the shitshow?

>>16538096

I thought that was the norm today.

>>16538147

Don't feel bad about it, they won't produce children or otherwise do anything healthy and normal marriages would, and given that they are deviants already I'll say it doesn't take more than a few years until they divorce.

>>16538166

They'll probably kidnap or adopt kids to sexually abuse so they have more transkids.

>>16538168

pls don't post animal abuse

>>16538096

>>16538147

Have you seen the person that thing is with? I didn't therefore it doesn't exist, if it does it probably is a fellow cockchopper

Has this event been any good or has it been the same over-estimate, 2+ hour speedruns of utter trash and complete and utter boredom like ESA?

>>16538402

Afro Samurai 2 was an entertaining shitshow, both metal slug runs were great.

>>16538369

>that pic

>commence smash mouth single

>>16538925

"least amount" isn't the same as zero

>>16538957

Are there any trannies in the Goldeneye Speedrunning circles?

Honestly watching Goose/Jobst videos I'm amazed how petty these fucks could be.

>>16537948

Reminder that Antifa is classified as a terrorist organization.

>>16538925

>NASA 1

>ESA 0

nah

>>16538962

I dont think so, Cosmo was running it before he turned into a tranny.

>>16539013

>Dilate

That's a reference to some tranny shit isn't it?

I'm curious but I don't know if I want to know

>>16539019

Dilating is a (((medical))) procedure trannies perform to prevent their gaping crotch wound from healing.

TV and media can tell you trannies are real opposite sex, but reality is brutal and you're neither a hermaphrodite, XXY abomination, but a dude who sliced his cock and had it turned inside out, or a chick with a sausage with a plastic tube inside it sewed onto her crotch.

>>16539028

Hermaphrodism is a real thing, but it's really rare. Like 1 in a million rare, or more.

>>16539033

:^)

>>16539239

Yes, come to infinity.fur

>>16539033

Considering the amount of diversity bullshit I saw just visiting JSC, this would unironically be a better use of taxpayer money.

Is there a restream available? I don't want to support 'tism running and I'd prefer seeing a slightly less cancerous chat.

>>16539291

yes

http://infinity.moe/

>>16539310

them titties tho

>>16539306

Stop promoting that cancerous fucking chatroom filled with unironic redditors.

>>16537948

Wait a fucking second, that's cyberdemon. He was banned from /r/livestreamfail because he masturbated on stream and wrote a medium article about this place because we were discussing trannies and his name came up.

Speedrunners and trannies are both autistic people who decided to utterly waste their life. Is their any surprise that the two groups ended up converging?

>>16539355

yeah that's why we posted him dummy.

TIME TO DUAL WIELD

>>16539091

1 in 200 chance of measurable intersexual characteristics

astronomical odds of actual functioning hermaphrodite

These odds are made worse by the conspiracy of normality that used to be practiced among OBGYNs. The odds are much better in India where hermaphrodites are considered sacred

Look up the Boston batwanger if you want to see an RL fully functional hermaphrodite

>fat fuck is more focused on the Twizzlers than the game

wew

>>16539556

nice black woman twitter gif fam

>>16537413

Good lord, this is like an old school SA let's play where it's just a bunch of guys on skype making retarded jokes constantly. What the internet should have stayed as.

>>16539657

nice no fun allowed faggot torpost fam

>>16539792

If A calls B cringe, and B calls A cringe, who is right?

>>16539927

The side that doesn't vivisect their own genitals into a horrific simulacrum of the opposite sex.

Goddamnit I missed Point Blank

>>16539792

What is he talking about?

>>16539991

he created a doom thread to stealth shill his own speedruns, immediately outed himself, then took screenshots of himself being banned for spamming i can't even remember what but he seriously spammed it like forty times, got banned for it, evaded like ten times, then cried about how oppressed he is. he also created a thread on /cow/ that was pretty fun but not as fun as the s'arais threads.

>>16540421

He and his tranny groomer also spammed his /cow/ thread to shit soon after that, which only made it worse for hims since /cow/ didn't actually give a flying fuck until he started spamming his thread.

>can’t sleep so browse /v/

<here, never sleep again

>>16540768

>not getting your fake cooze lined with fish

>>16540421

Wait, what? When was that doom thread?

>>16541420

The date of his ban is right there in the image.

Huh did they finish Earthbound early or abandon it?

>>16541754

It was a randomizer run that got a short seed and ended an hour under time so they put in a bonus SMB2J run to fill time.

>>16536067

That tranny did bitch about the experience in Twitter though.

That Raikou guy doing Yoshi Cookie was amazingly skilled but man was he a no fun Autist trying to be serious when everyone else was just having fun. I mean you gotta go with the flow, dude. (He was also illfitting manky sweat pants guy)

Any good runs to look out for coming up? This is a comfy stream.

>>16538369

Are those stretch marks on his face? Jesus fuck.

Reminder to be nice to the braphog

>>16541772

Not unless you like final fantasy for the next few hours.

>>16541845

Maybe surgical scars from a chin reduction procedure.

>ios game

>über drivers

>the thing you said

>tony hawk

>star wars

>hovering

>lego star wars

>the moon landing

Has there not been anything fun?

>>16542017

No, some are RPGmaker ripoffs.

>>16542117

The night streams up to this point have been comfy to leave on as white noise and check in on every few minutes. It actually feels like they're having fun there, like how GDQs were prior to 2013.

It's very hit or miss though. There's a lot of meme games that aren't fun to watch, and then there's that lardbag that is trying way too hard to make sure that he explains every nuance of every game.

>>16542117

Have you ever considered that speed running is infact not fun?

Why do you think all the "fun" runs are really deteached from anything speed running and is mostly just the runner making joke after joke. The runner has to in place his own comedy routine because the actual act of speedrunning isn't fun at all.

>>16542184

Yes and no. I like hearing why runs are done as they are. That said it also is down to to presentation.

she talks way too much

>>16542252

>>16542239

she's somewhat cute.

>a detailed word for word break down of every single event that happens in ff7

I already wasn't looking forward to FF block but if this is going to turn into a let's play I'm definitely not watching this trash

SHE WILL TALK FOR THREE HOURES WITHOUT STOP

>>16542306

If she goes the entire thing like this I won't even be mad, just impressed

>>16542318

She hardly stops for breath, this run isn't about the game anymore

knowing her cats can have some quiet time makes it worth it

>>16542318

also this

How is she still going? I can't talk this much for 10 minutes without needing water or something.

I feel like she is nervous and practiced this script and is just motormouthing things like a friggen unnatural robot.

If she had some couch people or an announcer to relay chat it would help, though I know anything being on Twitch and a woman makes people terrified to banter.

I hate FF and Pokemon speed runs equally so not a fun watching day…

>>16542355

It would be better if it was just game audio alone, just because you don't have other people talking doesn't mean you need to fill the silence.

Keep in mind I think this is the day where most of the people at the event are going to Canada's Wonderland, so it's pretty dead.

Any clips or webms of this? Cant watch this shit live.

Oh for fuck sake she just warned about a fucking «slur». Jesus Christ.

<Whoa guys watch out inappropriate language here. Geez can you believe how people only 10 years ago used to use language this problematic?

>All this drama because Tifa uses the word retarded to describe someone acting like a fucking retard

>Two(2) Final Fantasy runs in a row

They never learn do they.

I was expecting chat to make fun of her for that but no one did. No one even disagred it was a slurry(oh no scary word oh no). I mean it's not like someone genuinely retarded in the medical sense is going to understand that abstract a concept to even be offended by it.

Well so much for having at least one decent speedrunning event.

THE FUCK SHE IS STILL TALKING

also, i guess she is going to end the run with golden chocobo, speedrun was fucked from the start.

Is this the same FF7 route where they more or less load a save and just warp from Kalm to the northern crater?

>>16542664

There is nothing lower than a turn-based JRPG speedrunning. You could be sucking black tar heroin out of dirty needles left to rust under a pile of hospital waste and still be better off.

With that in mind, she's alright. At least it's not a tranny she's not, right?

>>16542677

no.

>>16542677

>suddenly things are quiet

>she fucking left

What

>>16542677

>nothing lower than a turn-based JRPG speedrunning

MMO speedrunning!

>>16542677

The ATB Final Fantasy speedruns actually take more real time skill than many action games simply because you have to play the game like an old manual drive car, constantly shifting the ATB speed and keeping in mind when and when not to buffer inputs. Doesn't stop it from being boring as all fuck for like 90% of the run though.

>>16542716

Well yeah, something taking skills doesn't necessarily mean it's entertaining at all. By the way, is she redoing all of the flashback? What happened?

>>16542726

To skip something, but I don't know what.

g a m e

o v e r

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOssEEEEEEEERR

>>16542735

I guess she's a retard.

>>16542700

>MMO speedrunning

Heh, no one would be stupid enough to attempt that would they :^)

SHE IS RETARDED AND OVER the TIME

>>16542861

So how does the "2.0 Light Party Dungeons - Solo Red Mage" category work?

Any potential for anons to mess with it?

>>16542882

No. The dungeons are instanced.

>>16542882

I dont even fathom how mmo speedrun would work, speedlevelling a lvl 1 or are there premade character saves which seems seems bullshit

>>16542927

In this case, I believe they are using a pre-existing level 70 character. From the time, I believe they will be doing these dungeons un level synched which means this will be an incredibly boring run of them sprinting through the dungeons one shotting nearly everything.

>>16542927

Isn't what those turboautist skillers who try to get on the daily boards for OSRS like speedrunning an MMO?

>>16542927

Maybe doing it in a private, 1-player server, and making your way through certain quests until the top level. But even then it would incredibly boring, given the time and ignoring any group-based dungeon.

>>16542914

Not even sending DRGdilator friend request messages or something?

>>16542952

FFXIV has no private servers as of yet. They also have a 1 hour estimate, which would be impossible to get to even level 50, let alone clear the dungeons.

>>16542958

If they're not a retard they'll have set themselves to /busy

>this fucking FF run is still going

>there's another one after it

Why do people speedrun JRPGs?

>>16542973

Donation incentives.

>>16542990

there are no donations on NASA

>>16542999

Oy vey.

>>16543008

What do you mean we can't launder money while "donating" to charities that either don't really do anything or patch up the terrorists who don't blow themselves up?

>>16543013

> don't really do anything

PCF makes fliers promoting interracial sodomy.

Save the chilluns uses child actors in commercials against child labor

>>16543021

I by "Do" I meant "Accomplish"

>>16542973

>Why do people speedrun JRPGs?

Have you never watched an RPGLimitbreak marathon or something?

Its because they love the game. The best game to speedrun is a game that you will never get tired of playing and for some, those games are JRPGS

>>16543021

Child labor as a social issue really just refers to instances where the conditions are harsh or dangerous, and while in reality being a child actor is likely a very dangerous situation with pedo rings out there, its not preceded as harmful.

>>16543036

This is why 3DPD is trash. At a point you can't trust the parents about endangering a child, at a point you can't trust an appointed body to. At a point, just hire broads that can sound like kids and put them in 2D fantastical things.

>>16539013

Swedes don't count.

>>16543036

>>16543021

Additionally, acting is seen as a prestigious occupation as well as an acceptable and legitimate hobby-that-you-can-get-paid-to-do.

This doesn't take into account the reality that many child actors are exploited by their parents or forced into it by their parents so they can live out their dreams in their children's lives, but who knows, maybe they sourced child actors that are not being exploited by their parents.

>>16543066

> At a point, just hire broads that can sound like kids and put them in 2D fantastical things.

You want to take another stab at that statement?

>>16543077

Why would I? I'm not talking h-shit. Just keep kids away from the hollyjew. I consider all CG 2D.

>>16543081

And, not Treehouse or anyone with social media.

>>16543066

In college I attended they had a poster to fleece faggots with

>donate for education for dem brown chillunz in some shithole country where they keep getting drafted or kidnapped as sex slaves, but with only 20% of your salary you can give them educashun.

Applying basic logic you can deduce the "schools" are front for child sex trafficking.

>Literally autistic

time for comfy autism

>legit autist

This will be interesting.

>>16543081

I mean, what do you mean by hiring broads? How exactly do you hire a body of water?

>>16543094

Are you sure you're directing that reply at me? I grew up with UNICEF and never fell for it in grade school.

As a miqo'te player, I'd like to say that this guy makes me want to fantasia to anything else.

Playing a catboi instead of catgirl when available is certified gay, right

>>16543108

>broads

Look it up, ESL.

>>16543108

Twists, screws, dames, broads. I can understand being ESL but you must check your language against something besides eurovision.

>>16543113

Dude is a massive gay, just listen to his voice, it has that stereotypical gay lisp caused by STDs in your ass.

based INTP mongo knowing that you keep the cute shit in a well controlled environment like erotica or videogames instead of dressing up as a parody of a menopausal woman like all these ESFJ subhumans

is he seriously just going to roll through low level dungeons for an hour? wew.

>sahuagin

>this game's version of the zora from legend of zelda

…

>>16543138

Look, autistic gay guy, "A race of fish people" is not a hard concept for even normalfags to grasp.

>Want to become a speedrunner or a streamer.

>Have mild narcolepsy.

I don't understand how these guys do it. Does the required autism rewire their brains into perfect gaming machines?

>>16543133

>lvl 70

>in dungeons with lvl 16 enemies

>gay as fuck

this is a sleeper.

>>16543116

>>16543114

You sure you two aren't projecting? English is my first and only language.

>gay autist grinding trashmobs for one hour

I'd rather listen to the fujoshi talk about her favorite yaoi doujinshi

>>16543166

>He doesn't know what a broad is

>thinks it is a body of water in that context

>claims he only speaks English

>the reason i chose fem catboy is autism, not the gay

At least he seems like an outright homosexual.

From the chat:

>rkarker08: I refuse to play this game because I want to be able to leave my house occasionally, and I need to keep my job

One of the people enjoying this boring shit.

>>16543172

I know what a broad is, I found it more likely that he was suffering some kind of auto correct or poor English capacity based on his repetitive use of the phrase "at a point" when the more common phrases of "at a certain point" or "at some point", as well as his talking about "fantastical things" when we are talking about child labor.

>>16543205

>when the more common phrases of "at a certain point" or "at some point"

would sound more natural.

>>16543205

He's talking about 2d animation/3d animation of the fantasy genre and similar. It's clear from context.

>>16543212

*and hiring women as VAs for when needed for younger characters instead of subjecting little girls to Hollywood

>A fan of prototranny

>>16543213

I realize that now, but at the time I was trying to cook, listen/watch the stream, and read the thread, and for some reason couldn't make the connection between ranting about 2D and 3DPD; which typically refer to porn and waifus, and child actors.

>>16537878

fun fact: the kikes invented autism

>>16543230

<invented

They've been a parasite upon humanity in a fairly annoying time frame.

>>16537493

>one negative aspect was people having fun

>stop having fun, it's insulting

>we go out of our way to do this out of the goodness of our hearts purely for you

>btw the event is NOT for you.

Did a woman write this?

>talmud posting

I don't know what this is, but it sounds hilarious.

>do you really need to say happy pride month 50 times per hour?

This gives me some great ideas for games I play.

I grew up on Kahlil Gibran.

What is the level discrepancy here, are the dungeons current level or is this like a lvl 100 soloing a wotlk raid in wow?

>>16543256

The latter. The current dungeon is designed for level 44 and he's level 70 (And there are major jumps in power at 50, 60, and 70)

>Aurum Vale is the penultimate dungeon

The category is a lie. He's either not running Wanderer's Palace or Amdapor Keep

this should be good

Did he just cum from losing

>>16543314

>The faggot has his chat filter on at all

>>16543314

What a boring chat filter. Why aren't there games that when it detects swearing or whatever the character model just starts having a Yosemite Sam style fit with steam coming out of their ears? That sounds way more fun.

<Woow, I'm literally getting cut off on my own panel!

Hey anyone here know what's a good video downloader

Using VLC stopped working on my end

>>16543598

I'm watching it in mpv with youtube-dl support (lua USE flag) compiled in but I have to watch the non 60fps stream or it spazzes out.

>>16543716

Thanks dude

>>16542861

>>16542700

>UP NEXT: OLD SCHOOL RUNESCAPE

Just when I thought this couldn't get sadder.

>>16543918

>3:45:00 "speedrun"

>followed by an MMO "speedrun"

guess they have to fill night hours somehow

>>16543931

>>16543918

I get the impression this will be a ruse, probably spend the entire time watching military rations videos or something, considering the estimate and category.

>01:00:00 1 Mining Level %

One mining level is nothing.

>>16543931

>Not loving randos

Get your shit taste out of here.

>Men cucked to death by a seed.

>>16544295

They had to up the timer a half hour it tripped them up so bad.

>>16544335

>>16544295

Came here to post that. These guys must have been child rapists in their past lives.

>>16544295

did they extend the eta?

>>16544367

yes

>off air

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE RUNESCAPE

>>16544460

They had a power outage apparently.

It's back up

wew

FUCKING CALLED IT

It took me longer to type out this post and solve the captcha than it took to do this joke of a run.

I don't think I've ever enjoyed a Zelda speedrun. I'm trying hard to force myself to enjoy this. I like Zelda games pretty much unconditionally, but I'm fucking bored.

The speedruns of these games universally suck.

>>16544669

That's because zelda is a mediocre series and the minish cap is a mediocre zelda game.

>sleep for 10 hours

>come back

>it's another nintendo RPG that's boring as fuck to watch and it's 6 hours

SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS HELL

Are these niggers saboteurs from GDQ who are intent on burying ESA/NASA in a pile of long, boring, uninteresting JRPG runs or do people really enjoy watching Zelda/Pokemon/FF runs and I'm just a sour cunt?

>>16544700

Anon there's an entire speedrun marathon called RPG Limit Break. Personally I don't find them as interesting as adventure games (or especially 3D platformer speedruns) but there is a market for it. Also Zelda isn't an RPG and this run has a two hour estimate and sleeping 10 hours isn't healthy.

>>16544700

>Zelda

>JRPG

>>16544727

I honestly can't believe there are retards that unironically say and believe this shit.

>>16544727

Retard got a game over because she got crit first hit on a boss and tried to greed damaga instead of healing

>>16544894

>four fucking hours of this

At least it's not more FF7, I couldn't bring myself to watch that trainwreck

>>16544906

It didn't seem that bad aside from the Yuffie part which was partly bad luck.

>>16545088

I pirated it when it came out on Steam. I was actually surprised at how much I enjoyed it. The movement is slow, but at rare moments it can be satisfying. The character customisation is also quite nice. It's pretty fun, but its obviously held back by the fact that it was designed for consoles that can't handle going fast.

>>16545104

I stopped about 5 minutes in when it was clear it was going to be nothing except WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS. I checked a few hours later for a few seconds and it was still WORDS WORDS WORDS.

Plus there's >>16544727 and it's clear this bitch is mainly trying to use the event as a springboard for thirsty virgins to give her attention.

>NeoFag is gonna eat you alive

Guess it's time for this game to hit the showers

>boss is a giant ball

Thank god this isn't GDQ, everyone would have been yelling orb again

>it's the monitors fault

>it's the joysticks fault

Poor Raikou, he's hard to listen to. I feel bad for him with his shlubby dressing, obesity, weird inflection and social awkwardness. He may be great at running games but he's poison to listen to.

Metroid was under estimate- ~131.

Duck Dodgers/Daffy Duck guy was cool. He's looking for more SNES runners for the game. I may give it a try.

This Sonic DOOM engine game guy is very good, explaining the run but not awkward or anything. Hope his run goes well.

Btw anyone know where Quo streams or uploads?

Is he blind or visually impaired or something? Is that why he needed the callouts to be clear?

Is anyone still there?

>>16547084

You can hear them in the background doing absolutely everything except paying attention to the game

>emote only mode

Real problematic.

>>16547037

Is that the same dude that was playing that light gun game with the bad discs? Seems like he complains.

turns out the game itself was in Mono mode.

>>16547170

what happened for them to do that?

>Is this event "creature free"?

>You were timed out for 600 seconds

Well….. I guess I am not the target audience for this tranny event.

>>16547418

Nips don't do GB right anyway. Part of the enjoyment is the TF phase. For them it's just "boom" you're a chick now. The art's solid though you're not wrong. But even as a fan of such a degenerate fetish I didn't get much out of it.

Controller is thirsty.

Choking on the same trick five times in a row. Wait, make that six.

That one soyboy is drunk as fuck.

>friend couch filled with stuffed toys

>>16551158

I don't like the orb meme, but I can't help but feel bad for him because of how awkward that was.

GAME OVER

So three full Donkey Kong game runs? DK again today..

Also.. a German speedrun went started today. First thing I see is a non passing ugly, 300 lbs tranny hambeast. Fuck… They've infested every fucking speedrun event.

>>16553594

At least NASA was mostly passable from what there was this year. A few people like lardbucket didn't get the memo that it wasn't meant to be taken super seriously, and the worst run by far that I saw (a few minutes of) was the FF run. Aside from that it's been chill and feels like events of old.

A fairly good blend of solid games and meme game/categories as well, and it's spaced properly instead of throwing all your shit games into one block.

hi

>>16553620

I agree. The FF chick with her slur warning bullshit was terrible but mostly it was nice. No fucking cancer sob stories and no tranny bully squad. Chat was hit or miss. Some mods let bants happen and some were nofunallowed douchebags. And at least Lardo The Pokemon Furry who autismed over everything was good at the games he ran.

I wish the thead here had been busier to talk about it more since Twitch chat has such a stick up it's ass. Maybe next year some more Anons will watch. I was thinking of maybe submitting some short MegaDrive games like Alf and Fantastic Dizzy for next Summer. Might be a good time.

Did this thread really need to be cyclical?