ITT we guess the properties of Vidya stuff

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ITT we guess the properties of Vidya stuff Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 11:14:50 720f07 No.16520970

I wonder what ReDeads taste like

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 11:16:59 a9fb29 No.16520973

Like rotten meat? Also check'em.

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 11:17:57 720f07 No.16520974

>>16520973

Are they actually dead people though? What if it's a flesh golem

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 11:22:40 516d69 No.16520979

It doesnt look like they have much meat on them, just a dry papery layer of skin and maybe some rotten marrow to gnaw at. What I always wondered was why they have wood heads

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 11:26:15 6650aa No.16520982

I wonder how much 2B's ass weighs

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 11:26:29 720f07 No.16520983

>>16520979

I thought it was a mask

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 11:28:15 720f07 No.16520987

>>16520982

If we know her total body weight the. You could calculate the weight of her ass by figuring out what percentage of a body's mass is made up by the ass, and then it's just a math problem.

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 11:46:02 5303b5 No.16521023

File: bb0c27b358ab51e⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.92 MB, 400x400, 1:1, nog cannibals.webm)

Ask a nig

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 11:52:04 7d358c No.16521042

I wonder what yoshi's eggs smell like.

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 11:58:11 5303b5 No.16521058

>>16521042

haha

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 12:00:39 d1e42c No.16521064

>>16520987

Each ass cheek (including both the skin and muscles) weighs about 5% of a person's total weight. If 2B weighs 148.8kg, 10% of that is 14.88kg.

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 12:33:40 3d8f67 No.16521144

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>>16521064

>15 kilos of ass

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 13:14:18 78b916 No.16521250

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>>16520979

It's a mask, and if I remember right it has something to do with Japanese folklore.

What I want to know exactly is what Samus does between missions. Does her ship have literature? Audio books? Movies? Video games? Does she just masturbate constantly? Where does she get food?

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 18:06:48 13b2c0 No.16522228

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>>16521144

>>16521064

>1488 kg

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 18:08:23 13b2c0 No.16522242

>>16521250

She takes her protein pills and puts her helmet on

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 19:23:32 8c603e No.16522625

>>16520970

Laius pls

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 19:42:13 d1e42c No.16522706

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>>16521250

She likes to visit bars, cities, and show off her sexy midriff. That's what the ending portraits for Metroid Fusion and Metroid Zero Mission suggest.

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 19:47:15 41fca5 No.16522726

>>16522242

THIS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM, YOU REALLY MADE THE GRADE AND THE PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO'S SHIRT YOU WEAR

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 19:49:02 da45f9 No.16522735

>>16520970

if's necrotic flash.

their heads are just wooden masks

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 20:05:10 5ce95e No.16522800

>>16520983

Tell me about ReDead why does it wear the mask?

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 20:08:39 2c6889 No.16522819

>>16522706

What did they do to her ass

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 20:44:44 b32799 No.16522927

File: ef7dbf268d3d410⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 415.45 KB, 1312x988, 328:247, 1477141618728.png)

>>16522242

>>16522726

>for here am I sitting in my tin can, far above the world

>planet zebes is brown and my pubes are made of down

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 20:51:14 78b916 No.16522945

>>16522706

I feel retarded because I beat Fusion and I don't even remember this scene.

Slightly surprised they would make her into the archetypal bounty hunter that hangs out at bars though. That seems too seedy for Nintendo to have in a main character.

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 20:54:24 da45f9 No.16522956

>>16522819

it was the 2000's, the japanese didn't appreciate asses as much yet

Anonymous 05/30/19 (Thu) 21:01:58 154f94 No.16522978

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>>16520970

I wonder how much of a fag OP is