297494 No.16519976
>THQ confirms new Destroy all Humans and Darksiders during the AMA here
>Journos are too busy getting butthurt over the fact that they came here to notice
>Now suddenly they are making articles about it when it was already confirmed months ago
b6d262 No.16519983
>>16519976
I hope they rip-off vanquish for strife's game, but a gears of war clone is fine too, anything but a soulshit clone.
2dc562 No.16519990
Oops. Thought the combined filesize would have been larger than 16MB.
8c92fe No.16520007
c9e42f No.16520014
>>16519976
It's not that they refuse to notice it, it's just that they refuse to report on it because they don't want people coming to this site for leaks. They fabricated lies to make an example out of THQ Nordic so that it would scare devs from coming here. They lied about THQ's stock dropping heavily when it actually dropped slightly, rising up again.
e7aaa2 No.16520023
>>16520014
There will never be another AMA here again, not with this site's reputation.
297494 No.16520026
>>16520023
TFW we almost got the Titanfall devs here before E3 bought them
67e761 No.16520032
>>16520023
Don't worry anon. I'll become a famous dev and host it here just for you. In fact, I'm screencapping your post.
98ed63 No.16520036
They've still yet to release Biomutant.
ac1eba No.16520059
>>16520023
probably not, but here's the email just incase.
markthejanny@tutanota.com
6e2aa9 No.16520060
a07ecc No.16520062
I'll be honest, I like DAH 2 more than one, mainly due to the infinite time inside a host and the abduction mechanic.
But my favorite weapons were the Burrow Beast and the venis man trap. Something about the whole monster that consumes people and objects was just fun. I hope the Chomper gets made into the next DAH as a sort of abduction replacement. Maybe make some joke about how it shits out specially concentrated material that you need for upgrades, so you have to bring it stuff to feed it.
Moreso, make one for every city that starts out small (can only eat humans) but gets bigger as you feed it until you can feed it cars and vehicles.
73e285 No.16520076
I loved Destroy all Humans 1 and 2, especially in 2 where they would have both a soundtrack of the usual theremin and general spy\sci fi music and sliding in some actual period appropriate music, like Brit-Pop when you're doing some missions in Britain. Never tried the Wii spinoff, and 3 was OK but really fucking fell off on some parts and the Homeworld level was fucking disappointing.
I genuinely hope that the newest take of the series will be less phoned in than 3, but then again being excited in this dark future is just asking for sadness. We'll have to see what happens when it happens.
938c20 No.16520078
>>16519976
>all drama focused on muh pedochan ama
>developers are able to code a non-sjw game cause of this
i-i can dream right?
0c392b No.16520083
>>16520036
>furry Guts
I'm not sure if I want them to release it
842ae7 No.16520085
>>16520036
I was initially interested in this game because of its concept. Then I found out that they hadn't announced or shown anything on it because they wanted to entirely focus on working on the game without being interrupted by expos and industry events. Then I saw the gameplay and I was disappointed. I'm hoping they've remained quiet on it for so long because they've been unfucking the combat.
a90ffb No.16520086
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16519976
>New destroy all human
Place your monkey paws wish predictions here
67e761 No.16520095
>>16519990
The salt from this was absolutely unreal. Of course, Christchurch was like a month later but still.
5dc94d No.16520096
>>16520023
>There will never be another AMA here again, not with this site's reputation.
What's so different now as opposed to before?
5369b7 No.16520121
>>16520023
If I was announcing a game I'd do an AMA here. Did you see the fucking TORRENT of articles and publicity they got? They didn't even fire the guy in charge of this stunt.
03ddb6 No.16520127
>>16520023
I find it really bizarre that during the height of Gamergate, this website's most infamous period where we were attacked constantly, we were able to get tons of AMAs still despite our villainy being plastered everywhere.
But when the website has considerably slowed down, the myriad of controversies we were known for has cooled down, and we became a bit more obscure and overshadowed due to cuckchan (Even during Trump's presidency cuck/pol/ shared more of the blame then us) the AMA became the biggest deal ever from a period where I felt we really lost our edge.
Compare this reaction to the reaction of the Denis Dyack AMA. I think there were even articles about it with no sperging.
3dc400 No.16520142
>>16520127
I'm surprised no heat has been thrown on Doug Tenapel or Yoko Taro either
67e761 No.16520152
>>16520142
Doug is an evangelical, so I don't think people were as surprised. Yoko just dropped in for a hello before taking his leave. There was Warhorse, who did Kingdom Come, but the dev was pretty outspoken then. The thing about the THQ AMA was that it was widely publicized, their first AMA, and a AAA name.
e7aaa2 No.16520157
>>16520121
>They didn't even fire the guy in charge of this stunt.
I'm glad.
5369b7 No.16520160
>>16520142
Yoko Taro never announced his visit here, and the only thing anyone outside this site saw was him mentioning Mark about the only reply he made in the thread.
b24568 No.16520163
>>16519984
isnt that article fake?
5dc94d No.16520166
>>16520121
>If I was announcing a game I'd do an AMA here. Did you see the fucking TORRENT of articles and publicity they got? They didn't even fire the guy in charge of this stunt.
They don't really strike me as the type of publisher that gives a fuck. Isn't it funded out of some millionaire eastern euro dudes pocket?
e7aaa2 No.16520167
>>16520160
I wonder how Mark even managed to get devs to agree to coming here in the first place.
5dc94d No.16520169
>>16520167
Very high racial persuasion bonus
a07ecc No.16520172
>>16520086
All I can think of backfires because the Ayylmaos are technically villains.
>use (((current year))) propaganda
>white males are villains, thus you work along side them and purge the freaks
or
>lgbtbbqwtf are your allies
>that means they are villains
f05c1f No.16520182
>>16520121
I bought Titan quests expansions after that because of their visit.
5369b7 No.16520184
>>16520167
Probably just asked, the guys saw that we were in the top 1500 most visited sites in the US and then did no further research or they genuinely didn't give a fuck
e7aaa2 No.16520185
>>16520169
It's quite interesting. I didn't think big devs would go to a niche site because someone here asked them. To anons here, Mark is a wannabe e-celeb that became a local meme, however he's a nobody outside this site. It's interesting how a nobody managed to get people to come over here to his board in which most people outside this site at one point thought was a myth only to bring attention to this place.
2d0dcc No.16520242
>>16520185
Could just be a chance that's there's more actual people posting here compared to other sites filled with marketers and bots.
d83531 No.16520250
>>16520172
Aliens vs Nazis.
d83531 No.16520253
>>16520185
We've had more than one dev come here.
e7aaa2 No.16520259
>>16520242
>>16520253
You got a point. I mean, Reddit gets AMAs despite analysts saying that site's userbase is worthless.
e1e78f No.16520268
>>16520185
You have to realize, big devs are still just people. A lot more people would appear on a site, if someone just asked, than you think. Most devs like to interact with their fans, and I'm sure a smaller community with less screeching idiot fanboys can be an attractive choice.
5dc94d No.16520273
>>16520259
I kinda wonder what the logistics of marketing on chans over shit like reddit is. After all, Notch got most of his marketing done by 4chan anon's shilling Minecraft for him.
d5065d No.16520286
>>16520023
Maybe again sometime, some companies will stand up to the imaginary influence the outrage mob has on sales. CEOs are the last to know about what influences sales other than buying ad space on cuck websites and getting some pro gamer to letsplay it for 10000 a minute. Devs should form a creative freedom pact and refuse to work under conditions that impose ideological agendas in the work space. It will happen, the shitty sites are falling one by one. It was always going to be that way, an informed consumer base is the spear tip that kills sjws outrage tactics.
e7aaa2 No.16520292
>>16520268
If they come, they should do it on the down low and not announce it to everyone on Twitter.
>>16520273
Imageboard users have value, Reddit has no value according to professionals.
a07ecc No.16520295
>>16520250
>ayylmaos find nazi tech better so they start stealing it
>hitler shot himself in the head because he resisted the ayylmao's influence to belly up
>Nazis gassing jews was a problem because you needed jew brains to get the jew gold to power your whateverthefuckthing
>WW2 is "won" by the allies only because literal ayylmaos were fucking everything up and hitler did nothing wrong
Still winning.
add35d No.16520298
>>16519990
you forgot the third one
4ad326 No.16520316
>>16520086
For it to feature the most advanced destruction physics possible
5dc94d No.16520345
I kinda wonder if some of the THQ devs still lurk here.
4ad326 No.16520349
>>16520345
Nah, I bet the dykes in their HR department blocked this site on the company internet
a07ecc No.16520358
>>16520316
Could you imagine a laser cutter on the UFO that diced up buildings like Blade Mode from MGR?
819ff1 No.16520381
Let's talk about the most anticipated game, Cease Your Faggotry.
Is CYF ever going to come out, or is it just vaporware?
e7aaa2 No.16520384
I want the Arkvoodle cult to return next game.
a07ecc No.16520408
>>16520384
Would be cool if they unlock another monster based weapon like the burrow beast, but a bit more useful.
602d89 No.16520430
>>16520078
Yes, you can dream.
602d89 No.16520432
>>16520349
But the devs could still access it from their homes.
18eea7 No.16520528
>>16520086
I wish that this game will have a at least two dozen levels.
5dc94d No.16520533
>>16520528
The first one is good, the rest are recycled. They have some deviations that could have been really interesting but aren't fleshed out, so you will always see the potential there but never have it realized.
18eea7 No.16520544
>>16520533
Fugg. I know that the only other possibility is that there are too few levels (aka a short game). I can't remember the last time a dev team went with the long but recycled levels option, but if thq does that then I would still pirate buy their game.
18eea7 No.16520546
391a99 No.16520558
>>16519983
>gears of war clone is fine too
Please no. Either ape Max Payne, Gungrave or Vanquish, or make something new alltogether that focuses more on mobility and dodging rather than a game of ranged whack-a-mole. Cover should be a brief, safe resting place in between and during fights, not the only place to spend during fights.
028ec7 No.16520782
>>16520121
perhaps they were just pretending to apologize in public, but internally nobody in the company actually gives a fuck about the journos and they're all having a good laugh over how stupid the journos are
>>16520381
it was canceled before development even began
>>16520127
>I find it really bizarre that during the height of Gamergate, this website's most infamous period where we were attacked constantly, we were able to get tons of AMAs still despite our villainy being plastered everywhere.
they probably thought /v/ was popular with gamers, then they realized it's ~2000 neckbeards who hate talking to anybody outside of here and gave up. say what you want about tarrant, but he at least gave the site a bit of a boost. 'course when you think about it, he's no better than a (1) and done.
710706 No.16520918
>>16520023
Good thing the site's official slogan is
EMBRACE INFAMY
trying not to fuck it up this time
911d79 No.16520994
Hopefully Darksiders IV is real fun with Strife being a gun guy. Hoping for something like Gunslinger from DMC with some Max Payne thrown in too.
DAH could easily go to shit. I don't remember the old ones too well but even back then they might have done jokes about 50s America being bad.
4f8813 No.16521026
>>16520023
>not with this site's reputation
Nonsense. I just come here to post child porn and discuss ways to shoot up mosques. Same as the rest of you.
0049ad No.16521176
>>16519984
>that sound quality
>Sonic Spinball music
nice tastes
e42e79 No.16521284
>>16520023
Edgy devs won't care
427d97 No.16521288
>>16519976
nice, nazis are one step ahead of normalfags once again
c67e6b No.16521300
>>16521026
Fuck off FBI spook, this is a diverse board for people of colors and gender identities unrelated with CIA operations.
50809c No.16521315
>>16520086
It's as bad as Path of Furon.
3faf10 No.16521323
>>16521284
>8ch
>CP site
but there's no CP here. It's one of the few rules that's actually enforced.
4f8813 No.16521466
>>16521323
Tell that to canada, australia, the uk, and any other cuck countries that think pic related is "illegal cp". Imagine getting arresting for posting lolis online.
63ee7e No.16521481
>>16519976
>“game journalists”
>being competent in anything
If they were actually worth their weight the sites they work for wouldn’t be shutting down a left and right. Good riddance to bad rubbish
5369b7 No.16521489
>>16521323
Tell that to anyone who ever reads anything about this site
297494 No.16521711
Anyone have the image listing all th3 games THQ said they would show for E3?
28c5dc No.16521809
>>16519976
Whatever happened to most of the Pandemic devs anyway?
Where did most go work for?
>>16521284
These webms denote the difference between an 8chan user and a 4cucks one.
a7c55e No.16521884
>>16519976
Could just be clickbait for all they can be trusted. I just want to know where the ports are.
e50e75 No.16521919
5 Bucks says they'll smother them all with microtransactions.
c163fd No.16524154
>>16520062
>make one for every city that starts out small (can only eat humans) but gets bigger as you feed it until you can feed it cars and vehicles
There was literally something like that in tbe concepts for the original game. They revealed it in a ten year anniversary stream, around the end of it. You were originally going to turn Miss Rockwell into a 50 foot tall woman for her respective stage.
064b7b No.16524210
>>16520163
I looked and couldn't find it, only an article about the CEO apologizing for having the AMA on here.
I did however find this gem in the comments.
Way to go THQ, you lost 4.5% of the population's money.
e92397 No.16524387
>>16524210
>only an article about the CEO apologizing for having the AMA on here
A standard PR moveset. Unless the sjws are using that to signal boost their disinfo shit I don't see why that would be the end-all-be-all type of event.
>Way to go THQ, you lost 4.5% of the population's money.
Population of what country exactly? And was that money even used to buy games, and is the aforementioned population really their customers or just a bunch of paid hobo sjws sitting on their front lawn telling them 'it's all ogre gais xd'?
Your post still comes off as vague and generic.
064b7b No.16524474
>>16524387
>Population of what country exactly?
The US. Of course now I see the tranny said Euro.
The tranny's comment can only be taken at face value while my own shitty joke was about THQ losing money from fags and trannies; a small minority of the population and thus not a large sum of money.
b5883d No.16524559
>>16520096
>What’s different now?
Christchurch happened. Now we are the cyber-boogeymen. Only instead of hackers on steroids uploading gay porn to MySpace accounts and exploding vans, we are the 24 hour Klan rally that hosts white nationalist terrorists from the infamous terrorist organization /pol/ as well as the anti-feminist insurgent movement Gamergate which is only brought up because anytime there is controversy about this place John Flynt Brianna Wu desperately attempts to recapture his 15 minutes of fame by banging the drum of the ebil gummygators and how he had snipers on him for the entirety of 2015, for serious guiz.
21b673 No.16524617
>>16524210
>socjus dyke transgirl
>self-portrait has a jaw like Superman's
well at least it's honest
>gaming since the early 80s
is it really okay to be dropping buzzwords like that after 40?
56e7fe No.16524631
>>16519976
It'll be digital only so I'll pirate it. Just a cash grab, the first two got proper physical releases but this is guaranteed not to.
51d420 No.16524864
>>16521323
>but there's no CP here
Jew love to project his own sick shit onto his enemies, of course they, actual pedos, claim that 8ch has pedoshit. I'm certain that every single ((((journalist)))) who wrote those articles is actual pedo himself, that not only they keep CP on their drives but also molest actual kids in real life, mostly little boys.
I wish there was non-corrupt agency that would investigate those sickos.
28c5dc No.16524953
>>16524210
>Anglokike
>Euro
The fuck is this mentally ill genetic dead end talking about?
4d8784 No.16525028
>>16519990
anyone got that vivian?
8f7a95 No.16525957
>>16524210
There goes the players that holo-bob/bodysnatch female humans and start jacking off.
28c5dc No.16527311
>>16527268
>Didn't draw it fast enough for the thread
>When he posted it they had already removed any mention of the AMA
Poor Elt
4a8e76 No.16527314
>>16520086
Bring back all the cool weapons
Bring back Mechs from DaH 1 and Blisk from DaH 2
An alien mech of your own, but not something stupid like Big Willy
More of the top tier humor of DaH 1 and 2
4a8e76 No.16527320
>>16520172
Or they could just make everyone look like a hilarious piece of shit like they've done in every game.
c5b315 No.16527387
Aren't THQN doing the new Aquanox game too? Wonder how that's doing
2bbab2 No.16532234
>>16527314
>Bring back Mechs from DaH 1
Oh fuck, I remember those things being a total bitch to deal with, until you can PK them, and then being only slightly less of a bitch to deal with, until you can get extra PK reserves. Totally underrated /m/echa.
699f66 No.16532654
>>16532234
>a total bitch to deal with
They die to grenades almost as quickly as the tanks.
acbdf2 No.16532672
DAH2 felt like it was built for co-op. Mainly because of the saucer only missions that let player 2 use a bonerific cannon that could fuck shit up independent from the saucer's movement.
God, just thinking about using the saucer and DAH2's disc gun again makes me happy.
de9dd5 No.16532690
>>16520023
Don't complain buddy, it's just the free unregulated market working as it should.
3ade96 No.16532777
>>16520086
Main villain is a Trump stand-in who spouts space themed parodies his slogans.
5e57d1 No.16532779
>>16520086
>game has brand new nice mechanics, graphics, and battle options
>half of it is locked behind paywalls
5e57d1 No.16532790
>>16527268
Looks pretty good
350d92 No.16532848
>>16520142
>I'm surprised no heat has been thrown on Doug Tenapel or Yoko Taro either
When the Earthworm Jim game for that new Intellivision console was announced, I've seen lots of niggers in the usual places claiming they will boycott it because Doug is involved. So they definitely know about Doug and don't like him, there's just never been an organized effort to bash him, maybe because he's too small time in their eyes and he definitely wouldn't bend to them.
cfc6df No.16532905
>>16519990
>>16525028
>>16527268
>>16520095
I remember in 2016, think how every year forward will get crazier and crazier.
So each year keeps delivering, we already outdid last year by an absurd margin and we still have 6 months left.
408514 No.16537580
>>16532654
That doesn't stop them from taking up so much goddamn room, and being so distracting from literally EVERYTHING ELSE trying to kill you. The moment they show up, you just have to wrangle their tardroid asses and lead them off somewhere to deal with them, before you can just toss them like bricks to their deaths.
875485 No.16537584
>>16519984
>>16520163
Why use fake screenshots of articles when the real ones are just as awful? Only undermines your point
f1ccd3 No.16537614
>>16519990
That was a good thread. We need more good threads like it.
90c644 No.16537695
but whats their other game gonna be? people say its either red faction remake or timesplitters, im thinkin its red faction
875485 No.16537697
>>16519990
>>16520023
I find it very odd that the creator of my little pony in 2012 was able to do an AMA on 4chans /mlp/ with little to no news coverage at all let alone hit pieces but now THQ nordic gets in deep shit
49b6f7 No.16537942
>>16520083
>>furry Guts
Even though i have other thoughts of how he would look like, but now i can't unsee it.
297494 No.16540219
THQ announced it will be showing off a new game tomorrow
d2900a No.16553525
>trailer is out
>thread is still dead
You cucks are pathetic.
a1a4d4 No.16556697
>>16553525
there already was a thread about the trailer crossposter-kun Mark of course had to be a fag and derail it
f2ce93 No.16557274
>>16520086
I wish this game supports mods on the PC version.
cd20e0 No.16557308
>>16555707
Wheres the porn!
73c596 No.16557322
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16520994
It's looking to be a top-down shooter instead. I don't mind it but seeing as I was hoping for pretty much the same as you, I'm a bit disappointed.
fc66ad No.16557328
So did anyone else notice the Bob Dobbs reference in the trailer?
dc0134 No.16557335
>>16520292
Do you have a source for that? I'm not doubting it's true, but I know a bunch of obnoxious redditors that would get butthurt if I proved that to them
add35d No.16557344
>>16537584
we made this before the AMA even happened, retard
6b19c4 No.16557349
>>16557322
hmm… it's different. I'll give it a shot.
in the end though I want a game with all four horsemen done right and proper. I kinda liked the 'souls-like'(never thought I would type that) of 3, but I felt it would be better with more; with what they went trhough with THQ I'm happy to even see 3. I think they should go more toward Devil May Cry or even Metal Gear Rising.
there got to be a lovely way of putting them together that would fit Darksiders.
c987df No.16557351
>>16557322
This is confirmed to just be a spinoff by different devs until 4 is actually developed.
3655ee No.16557360
>>16521323
That's the amazing thing about this whole thing. They had so many things to complain about this place and they pick as their leading complaint the one thing that isn't even true. It's actually kind of incredible that they are this inept. They basically handed anyone wanting to defend this site free ammunition.
73c596 No.16557361
>>16557351
Glad to be wrong tbh. I enjoy my isometric shooters but I thought it was just too basic as a mainline game.
>>16557349
Guess I was wrong. Don't know if you missed it but the video I linked shows War next to Strife during gameplay, which most likely means co-op.
35dc92 No.16557752
>>16520086
>enhancement of base mechanics
>when bodysnatching, you can steal/drive vehicles
>you can also use a firearm if you have one (police, soldiers)
>improved physics
>cut buildings/vehicles/people into chunks, use them as projectiles with telekinesis/abduction/dislocator
>co-op, both local and multiplayer
>weapons from the second game
>>16520316
>>16520528
>>16527314
>>16557274
And all of these
b25803 No.16557801
Is there a way to get DAH emulating well? It has serious rendering issues when I run it on hardware emulation, and after switching it to software I was able to see the damn game as I'm playing it but I hard crashed as soon as I got into a big confrontation with lots of military trucks.
35dc92 No.16557869
>>16557801
I've got it running decently with my current settings, I'll post them for you.
Skipdraw 5 will get rid of most of the rendering issues, but you'll have trouble seeing text. I recommend switching the skipdraw to 3 during dialogue, so you can actually see the dialogue options. Otherwise 5 is good.
66c8a2 No.16558059
>>16532848
Doug is fully aware of SJW horseshit, being eyes deep in the battle with pedophile comics pros and their SJW lackeys. He knows where to find legitimate fans of comics and video games, and has indicated multiple times that he intends to do right by those who aren't identity politicians.
43091a No.16558330
>>16557349
It pisses me off that casuals and soulsfags ruined the reputation of 3 despite it being a good game. Casuals whined because it was too hard, they wanted a mindless buttonmasher, Soulsfags whined because you actually had to fucking dodge properly instead of abusing i-frames.
90c644 No.16558391
>>16557335
>I know a bunch of obnoxious redditors
So are you just a normal non-obnoxious redditor then?
d16182 No.16558440
>>16557328
thats a typical 50's look, dumbass
fc66ad No.16558471
>>16558440
C’mon anon cut me some slack
09b532 No.16558497
>>16519976
>THQ confirms new Destroy all Humans and Darksiders during the AMA here
Link to archive of the thread?
c65727 No.16566913
>>16557308
Looks like there's nothing yet. This is the only thing returned when you search destroy_all_humans on rule34.
50916a No.16569900
>>16566913
The gameplay demo footage is out. Is it me or does this Majestic agent look like either Dr. Neo Cortex or Scatman John?
f7a054 No.16571422
>>16537697
2012 was just before SJW shit got big
34449f No.16571458
Why you faggots think it`s a good idea to have AMAs here? It only makes reddit and normalfags flood in, holy shit how can you niggers be so stupid, thank the retarded journos for making this place look like CP paradise, if they knew what they were talking about, they would only praise this place until it was destroyed from the inside.
25c7e4 No.16571820
>>16519990
That shitshow was amazing.
I feel like the next time we will ever get something like that again is with the USA elections.