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44acfe No.16516203
e34da2 No.16516214
44a7f2 No.16516217
It's more of an investors conference kind of thing. This is for them to just talk about how successful and popular their shit is to reassure investors and stockholders that they are still going to make a lot of money. Don't expect much from it.
68000b No.16516218
>pokemon transforms sleeping into entertainment
So you can finally sleep with your pokemon? /v/ should be excited.
e34da2 No.16516219
Pokemon Go Home and Sleep
edd09b No.16516221
501721 No.16516223
>Sleeping is entertainment
Is this a fucking joke?
508ec7 No.16516225
e34da2 No.16516228
>>16516225
Hey, I'm just as surprised as you are.
f9b453 No.16516231
>pokemon go allowed us to datamine walking and traveling
>pokemon sleep will allow us to datamine sleeping
I fucking hate this bland cyperpunk hell
edd09b No.16516232
I guess the new meta for leveling pokeman is waking up early?
44a7f2 No.16516233
>>16516223
Given Niantic's ties with the Government and Google's incessant need to datamine every single fucking thing you do, it doesn't surprise me that they are trying to put together something so they can datamine sleeping habits of normalfags.
508ec7 No.16516236
"Go the fuck to sleep you little ADD shits"
I thought the Quality of Life thing died out with Iwata
e34da2 No.16516237
>>16516231
This is why Cyberpunk should've never been real
e34da2 No.16516243
>>16516238
Don't sexualize the pokemon
edd09b No.16516244
>>16516233
I don't think they even need to sell people's data anymore after their ridiculous success. Not that they wont still do it, though.
508ec7 No.16516247
>Pokemon Go Plus +
>this is an actual name
d22863 No.16516250
>>16516247
How did Nintendo Top the Xbox One X SAD in having a retarded name
e472d3 No.16516253
38ab38 No.16516254
>pokemon
Who gives a shit?
44a7f2 No.16516260
>>16516244
Google and Apple don't even need the money anymore. They've got so much of it and are pretty much financially untouchable these days. Datamining is just a step towards further social engineering and figuring out better ways to control the public.
4f6243 No.16516262
>>16516243
what if the pokemon wanna sexualize you?
f9b453 No.16516264
>>16516250
>>16516247
The stupid names are the one thing I don't mind. It's really out-of-touch exectives coming up with retarded names. But silly shit like pokemon go plus +x2 brings out a small smile.
e34da2 No.16516265
e34da2 No.16516267
508ec7 No.16516268
Shouldn't Nintendo and Google have enough money to hire a translator who isn't a stuttering autist?
417e0e No.16516270
>>16516190
We live in the timeline where children's games about collecting cute critters are transformed into datamining for the purposes of social engineering.
You know, instead of something actually fun that isn't something you jack off to because you're bored and deprived of social interaction because everyone's on their phones, barely functioning, in this shithole state I live in where no one wants to interact with anyone else unless it's at work, where interaction is technically banned anyway.
edd09b No.16516271
>pokemon masters
Looks boring.
44acfe No.16516274
>>16516231
>>16516233
Bland cyberpunk hell is the perfect way to put it
>>16516244
You misunderstand companies anon: the more sucess and money they make, the more sucess and money they want. It's the embodiment of greed
12399a No.16516275
Can someone summarize the pokemon sleep mechanic/gimmick? Don't want to tune in to another cringe fest.
508ec7 No.16516276
Notice how Ash isn't in Pokemon Masters
577d2d No.16516281
Pokemon Masters looks as mediocre as Pokemon Let's Go
>Mobile game
Wow, imagine my shock. There's no future for video games.
d22863 No.16516282
>They're shilling merch now
44a7f2 No.16516283
POKEMON GO TO SLEEP WHILE WEARING OUR SHIRTS.
68000b No.16516285
>>16516276
He did say "from the games".
000000 No.16516289
>>16516262
Why does putting eyeliner on something make it more attractive?
Will it work on guys?
:thinking:
9bde5b No.16516291
>POKEMON GO TO SLEEP
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS FRANCHISE
d22863 No.16516292
>>16516290
Shut the fuck up faggot
e4c376 No.16516293
44a7f2 No.16516294
Well, that was disappointing as fuck.
>>16516290
Shut up TORfag.
a1f3e8 No.16516296
Putting out a direct right before E3 must mean they have an abundance of things to show in their E3 direct r-right?
417e0e No.16516298
>>16516283
Pokemon: We're all sleeping in a tiered reality but we're stuck at the bottom and can never leave this hell unless an elder god suddenly stops sleeping and actually gives enough of a fuck after jacking off his morning wood to actually pull us out without enslaving our entire race to serve as food or some shit why have you forsaken us oh mighty god
508ec7 No.16516301
I'm glad this was stickied along with the 5 previous things that were
f57253 No.16516302
>>16516283
>none of these will be items in Sword and Shield
501721 No.16516304
>Track your sleep with this fucking button and send it to your smarthphone… for some reason…
>More goddamn mobile trash
>Collared shirts. Yep, we ran out of ideas.
What a fucking conference
577d2d No.16516308
>>16516292
>>16516293
>>16516294
>Muh black pill
Give me a single reason to believe video games have a future
22ae1c No.16516310
>>16516308
Give me a single reason to believe you have a future.
edd09b No.16516320
So, the only interesting game, which was pikachu detective 2, literally only got its cover shown. The rest of the conference was either spyware or chinese mobile garbage. I guess the shirts were ok as well, but they will probably cost a fortune.
68000b No.16516321
>>16516308
Big difference between
>games now are shit
and
>EVERYTHING FOREVER IS LOST, NOTHING IS GOOD AND NOTHING CAN EVER BE GOOD AND THE PAST DOES NOT EXIST, OLD GAMES DON'T EXIST, NOTHING GOOD EVER EXISTS, THE JEWS WON, I LOVE THE JEWS SO MUCH, WE SHOULD ALL KILL OURSELVES GUYS LOL
577d2d No.16516322
>>16516310
That one is easy. I don't.
I don't want to be pessimistic, though, there are hundreds if not thousands of games to play in the backlog, but this is a fact, no future
508ec7 No.16516323
Blackpill fag, you're supposed to post smug
anime girls
e4c376 No.16516325
>>16516308
/agdg/ and various small projects by small studios. Just because you only consume beanernigger AAA trash doesn't mean that I do.
22ae1c No.16516328
>>16516318
If everything is hopeless and meaningless, why do you bother telling anybody then?
577d2d No.16516329
>>16516321
Facing the facts is the first step for fixing them, faggot. Trying to deny them will not lead to anything good.
>Fact
<Jews won and there will be no more good video games in the future
>Also fact
<Old video games still exist
Is still sad, though.
000000 No.16516332
which pokemon would you fuck
e24bbf No.16516335
>>16516262
>They edited the tail too.
I wasn't expecting that attention to detail.
3cbaf7 No.16516338
Imagine getting this upset over pokeshit.
86ca74 No.16516340
>>16516332
All.
I like to think Magnemite and Oddish have nice feet anda dongs
577d2d No.16516346
>>16516325
It will be niche and if /agdg/ is "fixing it" I might as well kill myself now.
>>16516342
You're not helping your case, torpedo.
44acfe No.16516347
>>16516270
"Pokémon" is not a children's game anymore: it's the most successful product, the most successful "media" ever created in mankind's history. We really should stop seeing Pokémon as only the videogames we grew up with and start seeing it as the colossus it really is, and all that it means
>>16516290
…which really made me think, you guys know how in most cyberpunk stories there's always a very pervasive media franchise or mascot that is used as a tool to indoctrinate and social-engineer humanity?
In our world the most likely candidate for that position would be Pokémon
1509a0 No.16516350
This makes me legitimately want to see Pokemon fans killed. They've done more damage to this hobby than even Blizzdrones at this point.
d22863 No.16516351
>>16516308
Your problem is thinking Video Games are worth it
Go find an actual hobby
508ec7 No.16516353
The spammer kike, in his infinite wisdom, decided to shit up Mark's own thread.
68000b No.16516354
>>16516346
>It will be niche
What a tragedy. God forbid a game doesn't sell ten million copies!
So what if it's niche, you faggot? It just means that there's a higher chance that the people making it give a shit.
d22863 No.16516356
>>16516350
If its any consolidation I haven't bought a game in the series since ORAS
577d2d No.16516365
>>16516351
What do I do, faggot, sports and become a normalfag? I can simply buy a PC-98 and learn japanese.
>>16516354
I didn't say it becoming niche was a bad thing, faggot. But be ready to get 2 good games every year, out of the possible 10 games you can choose from, all sold in the chink store.
>>16516356
Same, Sun/Moon looked like a terrible idea, and then US/UM proved me right.
68000b No.16516371
>>16516365
>I didn't say it becoming niche was a bad thing, faggot. But be ready to get 2 good games every year, out of the possible 10 games you can choose from, all sold in the chink store.
Better than the one good game at best we've been getting since 2005.
12399a No.16516373
>>16516356
consolidation noun
2 : the process of uniting : the quality or state of being united specifically : the unification of two or more corporations by dissolution of existing ones and creation of a single new corporation
consolation noun
1 : the act or an instance of consoling : the state of being consoled : comfort She found great consolation in all the cards and letters she received.
console verb
transitive verb:
to alleviate the grief, sense of loss, or trouble of
577d2d No.16516409
>>16516371
There are plenty of hidden gems. For example, the wii have an extensive library because of the shovelware. But there's genuinely good stuff like Red Steel 2. and even AAA can produce pretty good stuff.
That likely won't happen anymore. Everything will be mobile by default and that already makes it bad. You won't have a nice surprise anymore, and you are lucky if you get games at all, but hey
>Just play old games
>>16516402
Stop replying to the torpedo you fucking idiot.
344e7a No.16516412
>>16516364
Why haven't you taken the cum pill, /v/?
6220f4 No.16516421
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Gotta pork 'em all. Porkymanz
6220f4 No.16516423
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86ca74 No.16516432
00c66c No.16516453
>>16516262
Eevee is sexier.
0cbb44 No.16516454
>>16516438
>those eyes and that mocking smile
00c66c No.16516459
>>16516432
>Cuntboy
Aren't boys with hoo-ha's just girls?
86ca74 No.16516471
>>16516459
In the fantasy sense, you can have males with any kind of setup, including cunnies, tits, etc. "Maleherm" is a valid tag on furry sites, for example (this is fine, it's basically /d/ shit). they transition, they get tagged as trans (which is retarded, how can a fictional character be trans)
Dickgirls are analogous to cuntboys. Herms and maleherms likewise have differing "base bodies".
Keep in mind, this is with fantasy aspects. You're a retarded tranny trainwreck irl if you believe this junk
8d3823 No.16516473
>>16516190
Might get it, but then, I really only play the “””game””” when I go on my daily run and really I just play it because it’s something to passively do while I’m on the trails.
4f6243 No.16516474
>>16516454
"Alone on a Friday? God, you're pathetic."
fca31f No.16516487
Now that was a shitty conference, how does someone gets up the bed, puts a expensive suit and goes on with this shit.
>>16516481
Schizo.
eced53 No.16516496
>>16516308
Devil may Cry 5
8d3823 No.16516497
>>16516486
…. don’t monkeys have herpes? Especially full grown monkeys. Mind you I don’t care that it was cooked as they are horrid little beasts, but eating one seems pretty damn dangerous.
86ca74 No.16516503
>>16516492
>>16516491
>>16516489
Would you take Sylvy's poz load?
22ae1c No.16516518
>>16516508
Imagine believing everything you said, but the only thing meaningful to your sad existence is the social stigma from anons on a tapestry website.
25c650 No.16516519
>>16516508
You should make yourself some to calm down
00c66c No.16516522
>>16516508
Your despair only makes my hope boner harder!
22ae1c No.16516529
>>16516526
So it is true then.
The only thing meaningful to your sad existence is the social stigma from anons on a tapestry website.
00c66c No.16516535
>>16516526
If you actually believed the shit you spout then you would have stopped posting and probably committed Hari Krishna already.
86ca74 No.16516542
>>16516540
>>16516539
>>16516538
>>16516536
But also, as much as I like the porn, you're a faggot cuckchanner for posting one picture at a time, so you get reported.
00c66c No.16516547
>>16516528
Be wary of those hope boners anon.
f9b453 No.16516557
>>16516547
Is Man's boner too powerful?
86ca74 No.16516562
>>16516560
>tfw no new itameshi art
f9b453 No.16516563
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>>16516557
And despite that page, the manga is a very entertaining piece of lolicore. If loli is your thing.
86ca74 No.16516579
>>16516574
>That biohazard umbreon
Unf
eced53 No.16516584
>>16516569
>any hope of anything at all
It's better then DMC3 & 4, so yes.
>>16516190
So what did I miss? Did they show off the New Pokemon? I can't quite figure out on account of all the furfaggottry in this thread. Is there a Vod?
417e0e No.16516587
>>16516190
I'm pretty sure that whenever we have these threads about Pokemon in particular, we get raided by off-board people for whatever reason.
Might be Resetera and the goons considering the huge hateboner they have for nintendo.
4345fe No.16516595
>read summary on serebii
>it's pretty much the worst video games conference ever, even worse than microsoft unveiling the original xbone plans, even worse than diablo immortal unveiling
c67feb No.16516603
>>16516335
>Its Shadman.
>Shadman posts his shit here often.
>The guy your replying to is most likely Shadman.
Stop feeding Shadman.
f9b453 No.16516606
>>16516592
>rent free
I'm genuinely growing concerned for you now.
eced53 No.16516645
>>16516590
>MHW
its not great, but I still have fun playing it.
344e7a No.16516663
>>16516660
Glaceon and vappy
b2e73d No.16516692
>>16516663
but the source isn't gay
86ca74 No.16516701
>>16516663
>>16516660
I like Jolteon. He has a great ass that doesn't quit.
And also Sylveon
b2e73d No.16516743
>>16516701
>he
Gas the gays
86ca74 No.16516746
>>16516743
Boys make better girls
291312 No.16516757
>>16516590
DMC4 is to DMC3 as DMC2 is to DMC1. The only differences are that DMC4 has provably better mechanics than DMC2 on an objective level, but the general feel of the game, right down to how rushed and botched it is, is right there. The only other difference is that the writing isn't edgy emo cringe, it's just a good amount of cuh-razy mixed with Nero being a Shounen Jump protag with a love interest written as the kind of woman who mained Plank in Ed, Edd, and Eddy Online.
DMC5 is good, and conflating it with MonHun World of all things shows that rather than judging a game's quality by its merits and failings, you instead choose to go with "this is a newer Capcom game, thus it must be casualized and not worth my time, especially since it has a new playstyle included that doesn't look as cuh-razy." DMC5 is DMC5, and while it does crib some ideas from DmC, it does so only in service of showing how those ideas can be done right by the actual DMC team. Dynamic themes is a pretty neat idea, though I wish there were better pickings than the Default Tracks + Weirdly Style-Sectioned Classic Songs.
inb4 DMC4 SE had Vergil, Trish, and Lady, so 'DmC2' is trash in comparison, DMC4 is still pretty shit. Also, Nero earned that goddamn Fuck You and you know it.
fd55bc No.16516758
I'm not a pokemon nigger, what the fuck am I looking at here?
bc47c1 No.16516764
>>16516758
A furfag sleeping with an Incineroar
f9b453 No.16516767
>>16516758
A sleeping man on top of the top bust of bara Incineroar. Took me a few seconds to make sense of it too.
25c650 No.16516772
>>16516767
>bust
>bara
Wait, does that mean it's a futa?
f9b453 No.16516794
>>16516772
Usually refers to a woman, but not always.
>Definition of bust
>1 art : a sculptured representation of the upper part of the human figure including the head and neck and usually part of the shoulders and breast
>has a bust of Abraham Lincoln in his office
>2 : the upper part of the human torso between neck and waist especially : the breasts of a woman
>her bust size
508ec7 No.16516829
I didn't know Reginald Blackpill was also the DmC2 guy
5b2f53 No.16516831
>>16516829
Go back to playing MHW and Fallout 76 soycuck.
78f89f No.16516840
The trailer for the next was already revealed. Who cares?
d34bd1 No.16516841
>>16516338
Bullying != Being upset
Laughter != Anger
417e0e No.16516869
>>16516830
Gay
Also literally all this is is something that monitors sleep patterns at WORST, and the average incompetance of Google and the rest is what you need to worry about. Because if they're competant and they don't fuck up, what exactly means that they'll stay in power? Up top, the power is always shifting because people are human, and the big blackmail circle has room to slip up and it DOES. If they fuck up and they will, everyone becomes aware, which we are. That's the thing, this was a losing battle from the start, if someone knows, everyone knows. Orwell's dystopia does not count on and in fact did not predict the advent of the internet and unstoppable mass communication. BEFORE this, Orwell's society COULD HAVE BEEN a reality, but now it will never be unless the entire world wants to die at once due to loss of profit and power due to internet.
Next, if all you're looking at for good games is the mainstream, guess what, you're dumb. Look at indies.
I really hope you're being ironic.
Next, the
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