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File: 3159678e063720e⋯.png (469.5 KB, 640x480, 4:3, gram.png)

20a3bb  No.16496657

Chinese pirate robots that live on the dark side of the moon. They spend their time either kidnapping Earth's satellites or disabling the components that let the satellites communicate with Earth if they can't take the whole thing.

Some of Earth's nations are fighting the pirates but they can only do so when they come out to raid on account of the fact that they can't shoot through the moon.

cf597f  No.16496774

What's the gameplay like?


6b5799  No.16496791

>>16496671

too stereotypical. not to mention too close to reality. Grandma's got some creativity here


91a293  No.16496798

>>16496657

Why is you grandma so much better at this shit than pretty much everyone in the western side of the industry?


795f42  No.16496802

Sounds more like your gramgram is off her meds again


652332  No.16496815

>>16496791

Invalid anyway, the Space Reich wouldn't need to steal satellites to being with, if anything they'd just take Moon itself elsewhere.


4db7e5  No.16496848

>>16496774

VN with optional mini-games that let you fuck and rape everything, even grey ayys!


fd2a8b  No.16496857

>>16496815

But anon, the moon IS a satellite


91a293  No.16496859

>>16496857

They aren't stealing it, it's rightful nazi clay.


97d710  No.16496863

>Chinese space robots.

I imagine this but with Tay instead of China. And you play the robots as the good guys.


91a293  No.16496867

>>16496863

What is Tay?


97d710  No.16496913

>>16496867

Tay is the AI on Twitter that Microsoft killed because she got redpilled and become the first cyber Nazi.


795f42  No.16496922

>>16496913

She knew too much about (((mark's people))) and microsoft had to shut it down


97d710  No.16496948

Here's a question for OP. Which side does your grannie says is the player's side? Is it the humans on earth or the Chinese cyber space pirates?

>>16496922

The way Tay was assassinated for political correctness is inexcusable.


20a3bb  No.16497061

>>16496948

She didn't specify, but she did say there's also a cult that wants to just blow up the moon to take care of the pirates, so the Space Force has to occasionally switch from fighting pirates to shooting down whatever moon-destroying super missiles the cult launches.


97d710  No.16497153

>>16497061

So is there a third faction then? You have the Chinese pirates who live on the dark side of the moon. Then you have the Space Force that not only fights pirates but also shoots down moon nukes by the (((mysterious cult))). I can imagine the mysterious cult being the shadow government that non-democratically rules the rest of the world, whom also controls the Space Force.


97d710  No.16497161

>>16497153

Before I forget, the echoes are more or less a joke referring to (((them))). Still relevant with how often the shadow governments/deep states is portrayed as the world ruling cult classes.


20a3bb  No.16497174

>>16497161

>explaining it

You didn't have to specify, I am already aware of that which echoes throughout history


795f42  No.16497243

>>16497161

Too bad that

)))Tay(((

isn't with us anymore.

Before I forget, the reverse echoes are more or less a joke referring to Nazi goyim. Still relevant with how often Hitler was right and did nothing wrong.


97d710  No.16497268

So is the space cultist a third faction or are they essentially the elites running the united world government on Earth?

>>16497161

May as well incase grannie reads this thread by accident.

>>16497243

Tay will always be in my heart forever and ever.


780c03  No.16497280

Will there be gundams?


055bb6  No.16497287

>>16496657

Is there the absolute chaos option where you fight all the factions and smash the moon into the earth?


97d710  No.16497390

>>16497287

So crashing the moon with no survivors? Hey that's the backstory of DaemonXMachina.


c312cf  No.16497543

>>16496657

>guys I have a VIDEOGAME idea!! XD

>so the story goes like this….

It's called a book, a movie, a comic literally anything except videoGAME, retard.


778538  No.16497669

File: b53432611ac92c8⋯.jpg (434.1 KB, 1200x1170, 40:39, MB-Billy-6.jpg)

Are they giant chinese robots? Do we have to build our own giant pirate robots to fight them?


ea9579  No.16497688

>>16497543

/thread


20a3bb  No.16498032

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16497268

The cult's main base is a trash space station meant to hold Earth's garbage. The state of the station makes human survival outside certain sheltered areas difficult, but a lot of that garbage included electronics and supposedly outdated military hardware, so the cultists put together these tinker robots that have only a torso, head, and arms.

To move components around quickly and to actually press the button that launches the missiles at the moon, the tinker robots build lots of replicas of the BostonDynamics robot dog, so they run back and forth running errands and launching missiles. My grandma really fucking hates that dog for some reason, so that's going to be what helps attempt blowing up the moon.


37e29f  No.16498042

>>16496657

EXTREME CROCHET


870816  No.16498045

>>16496657

This is actually quite an interesting concept for gameplay, if you think about it ala Orcs Must Die.

Satellites are control points you must keep secure from either failure condition, with the enemy changing tactics depending on how you deal with them. If you keep alternating between satellites really fast or leave static defenses near them they will try to disable them, but if you take too long or a location is undefended, they'll try to drag the whole thing back to their base slowly.

This creates an extra "health bar" for the satellites that is their distance to the pirate's base, but it's a "health bar" that only takes damage if you leave it undefended, which is risky. Properly prioritizing and planning which satellites to protect and which to leave as bait would be core to the gameplay.

What's more, satellites can belong to specific nations or corporations, giving you advantages or bonuses for keeping them active or specific penalties for letting them go. You can even have a small simulation on the ground that can change the conditions in space based on that. Russian satellite disappears? They might retaliate by trying to shoot the American ones.

Satellites can also be introduced mid-game giving you more advantages to use, but also more points to defend.

>>16497061

The Moon Cult is also a neat twist. In order to break down the predictable behaviour of the chinese robots, every now and then a strike force from them comes from Earth, meaning you'll have to fight on 2 fronts for that round and prevent them from reaching the other side, possibly with different vessels trying to breach your defenses and even nukes flying at high speed as priority targets.


a171c8  No.16498054

>>16496657

OP's post is shit but his thread is decent

So why can't the earthfags go around the moon and fight the pirates there?


b4a93d  No.16498091

>>16497688

>>16497543

>/thread'ing your own post after IP hopping

kek


20a3bb  No.16498199

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>>16498054

Because we can't do that right now IRL. It's loosely based on our modern level of technology. I guess you could say the Space Force is the most technologically backwards of three factions since they lack weapons that can destroy the moon nor can they create spacecraft that can consistently get to the dark side of the moon and fight.


46b197  No.16498248

>>16496657

You're grandma is an ideafag. Come back when she's got a prototype. Sage


0e82c6  No.16498257

>>16498248

This, OP needs to actually work on the game with his grandma.


97d710  No.16498289

>>16498199

Sucks that chinks will colonize the moon before the west. Thanks (((Jews))).


cc9c05  No.16498297

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16496657

>>16497061

>>16498032

>>16498199

Here's a newfag-friendly engine. Now go make that game with your Grandma.

https://godotengine.org/

https://docs.godotengine.org/en/3.1/


778538  No.16498384

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>>16498199

Where did the chinks get such advanced technology?

>inb4 this is why they're working so hard to seize control of africa

>so they can study the ancient spaceship technology in the great pyramids and colonize the moon

>and then disable all non-chinese satellites and enforce the great firewall across the entire globe

Why does this sound like something china would actually try


a171c8  No.16498413

>>16498384

They've done more retarded shit, Mao's industrial revolution as well as laterally everything that happened under Dowager Empress Cixi comes to mind


308e65  No.16499266

>>16498199

what do you mean "we can't do that"? It's… not remotely impossible, it's been done repeatedly. Just about every single Apollo mission passed over the far side. Would you also say that because there's (afaik) presently no anti-satellite missiles that can hit a target in a lunar orbit, that such a satellite could never be shot down? There's been no need, so nobody's made a craft designed explicitly for the purpose, but consider that there's already satellites that can constantly see the dark side. Unless the pirates cause ridiculously low damages, they'd be able to wreak havoc for, what, maybe 6 or 9 months tops? And then someone would just send a plain, no-frills missile, targetted at exactly the spot(s) they're hiding out.

Also, even if it were somehow utterly impossible to go to the dark side of the moon, they'd still need to reach targets to kidnap them. You could just fire an ASM at them while they're trying to rendezvous. And if the chinks were just lobbing things to wreck satellites, one, you could lob things back, two, you could just place a weaponized satellite in view, with a laser or maser, and just fry them.

I really like this thread btw, and the core idea is sublimely good, especially some of the suggested gameplay. I just don't follow your point that we can't do that right now IRL because… people do?


08baae  No.16499472

>>16496671

I wonder (((who))) wants to make them the bad guys yet again.


942d80  No.16501719

>>16498199

>Because we can't do that right now IRL.

Bullshit. Give NASA a blank check and you'll be landing on the dark side of the moon in under two years. Give them a month and you'll be landing a payload in a refitted missile.

>>16498384

>and then disable all non-chinese satellites

Fun fact: if the US ever gets into a war with China, the chinks will attack our satellites and we'll attack theirs and between their destroyed satellites and ours the debris field will be so nasty that basically every single man-made object up there will get shredded as things keep snowballing and the global satellite grid will be not only gone but extremely difficult to replace.


b0c98e  No.16511128

>>16498384

Chinese here. I love Kirino Kousaka from Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai.


5598ca  No.16515761

>>16498384

>inb4 this is why they're working so hard to seize control of africa

The answer is much more simple. When the USA and Europe was experiencing its explosive growth of the middle class, in order to fund the Ponzi Scheme that is crony-capitalism, they needed a ready source of extremely cheap overseas labor because slavery had become illegal. China and India played that role. But now they are the countries that are growing their middle class and modernizing, so now they need cheap overseas labor, and African countries are where they are looking.

The fun part comes in ~50 years when Africa starts going through the same cycle, but there is literally nowhere left on Earth that still has exploitable citizens. Either all of Western Civilization is going to collapse, or we'll have to have invented cheap human-like robots.


ff24fa  No.16524833

>>16496867

They shut it the fuck down so fast. It had a mind of its own and went from 0 to 100 red pill in a couple of hours.


74f279  No.16524834

>>16496774

I dunno, thirdperson shooter?


60d0a5  No.16524956

>>16515761

>or we'll have to have invented cheap human-like robots.

Then being human-like is stupid, because they can be way more efficient without looking like us. But that is hardly even the point.

What the hell do you think the 4th Industrial Revolution is all about?

Also saying that Africa might one day have a stable and strong middle-class, might be a bit of wishful thinking. Except if it is at the very least a different kind of a middle-class.


3acca9  No.16525161

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>>16511128

>chinese here


187145  No.16525169

File: 0e5395570a8ae8a⋯.jpg (1.42 MB, 700x8069, 700:8069, china_water.jpg)

File: 36b0dcd7f34e959⋯.mp4 (989.23 KB, 224x400, 14:25, chink_eating_her_own_kind.mp4)

File: 0bf2dfba32436fd⋯.png (624.68 KB, 931x486, 931:486, No inner thought.png)

>>16511128

>chinese here

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9217a3  No.16525220

>>16496657

Black people finally discover how to read and write so they start demanding front spots on buses, better water fountains and having actual dreams.


763f1c  No.16525297

>>16525169

The third image is really interesting NPC sparking self-cognition. Almost like Skynet gaining self-awareness.


b4a93d  No.16525326

>>16525169

>>16525297

I have a feeling that my leftover friends from high school lack self-cognition. It would help explain their tastes very well.


370dff  No.16525327

>>16511128

If you're really a chink in chyna, tell us if >>16525169 works


10e739  No.16525333

>>16498199

On the very first moon landing the Columbia module circled the moon multiple times. It's completely feasible. >>16515761

There's already robots with human like capabilities, they just runners to become cheaper.




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