c7d2d3 No.16476090
Post the best and/or worst flash games you can think of in this thread, or whatever happens to make your peepee hard
I'll start.
>Caravaneer 1/2
>EBF 4/5
>Stick RPG (even though it's shit)
>N
Also, in the case that you didn't know, Flashpoint, a collection of a fucking shitton of flash games (including porn games) is a thing.
https://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/downloads/
c7d2d3 No.16476277
>>16476147
Dino run is the good shit, almost too good to be flash
47411b No.16476325
>Stick RPG (even though it's shit)
Axman, it's been nine years, it's time you stop being thirteen years old.
6e516e No.16476367
You mean actually good ones or Adult Swim horseshit?
ea842f No.16476400
I wish I had a version of this I could play offline.
c7d2d3 No.16476488
>>16476325
Well it's not horrendous but it's really montonous. Also literally who?
76973c No.16476545
It's time
RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA
RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA
RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA
c7d2d3 No.16476580
>>16476545
RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA
76973c No.16476587
>>16476580
21k and climbing
7272a2 No.16476591
>>16476580
Were you even trying? I wasnt and im at 11k right now.
c7d2d3 No.16476597
>>16476591
>windows 10
>discord
>internet explorer
>steam
7272a2 No.16476599
>>16476597
Opera wont open these files.
400012 No.16476600
Did someone say flash games?
ff1b44 No.16476606
>>16476545
What's the sauce on the song
5e39fd No.16476619
>>16476599
>Not using the standalone projector.
>>16476600
Nice double dubs you have there.
400012 No.16476622
It's still counting down. The date of the file is December 30th 2004.
335e18 No.16476623
>>16476606
kuusou rambu goku sayanora zetsubou sensei op
9209ed No.16476633
>>16476597
Don't forget the still active (((search))) bar.
71f66f No.16476697
Obligatory.
(It's really about time we had another one of these games…)
>Ctrl to switch weapons, or just press the 1,2,3 keys to change quickly
>/v/ can kill Feminist Robots even when they're screaming rape
>Hold Up when using the Bait Hook to change your attack into a grapple (it works on Flying Pigs, and the fish icons in the vanishing block area)
>Down+Jump to use Morph Ball
>Hold jump+attack when starting the game for a different title screen
5758f7 No.16476729
>>16476400
This is directed at me, isn't it, you faggot. Well, I'll look at it, but only because you got dubs. This swf doesn't contain any game data at all. It's merely a loader and comes with two binaries inside it. One looks like plain text and has a link to the real game. The loader will try to load an ad, patch itself, and presumably load the game from that address if it all checks out. Of course, the link in the binary when downloaded with wget returned an html page consisting of a javascript redirect that then took me to an advertisement. I honestly figured just by looking at it that the link is generated automatically and meant for you specifically somehow, so I doubt there's anything more I can do unless you post the actual link to the game. Is the game even worth it though? I obviously can't play it, so I have no idea.
>>16476697
Devfag, if you're still with us, please finish this game. I still check the /vivian/ thread occasionally hoping for news, even though the last update as far as I know was in a random post here of an updated vivtest-christmas build.
5758f7 No.16476939
>>16476729
After taking a second look, I'm retarded. It would actually be another loader anyway. It's defined under symbols as such. Still don't know where the game is. However, under the services part of the Mochi API, there is some hilarious obfuscation going on. A byte array being filled with all sorts of random shit. It is loaded as well, which clearly makes it an swf. You could also tell by jewgling "FWS" and seeing that it's the magic number for swf files. I'm curious what you'll get if you put this swf together. The final loader, or just a wild goose chase? Surely it's too small to actually be the game, but who knows.
ea842f No.16477061
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16476729
>>16476939
I'm pretty sure this is the official page.
http://playspal.com/games/adventure/space-croissant/play/
Embed is gameplay. It's a simple roguelite that uses the left mouse button and nothing else. Not exactly deep or original, but addicting. Thanks for taking a look at it even if nothing comes of it.
ea842f No.16477077
>>16477061
In trying to see if someone had already done the heavy lifting, I found out about Bit Dungeon, which Space Croissant is a pretty blatant clone of. It's fun too, but still tethered to an internet connection.
b2f0c5 No.16477357
The old Artix Entertainment games, Mechquest, Dragonfable, AdventureQuest etc.
f586db No.16477816
Anons, now that Flash is being scrubbed away from existence, what's the best way to keep being able to play these wonderful games?
f3b505 No.16477823
>>16476545
For my first time playing in at least a year, I did pretty good. Got caught by Shizune sadly.
Have a lewd Poppo.
76c894 No.16477835
>>16476599
>using fucking Opera
>in two-thousand nineteen
Just fuckin use Chrome or any number of other chromium derivatives.
f78a25 No.16477887
>>16477816
stand alone flash player.
c5e7dc No.16477934
>>16477835
>just use spyware by the corporate arm of NSA
b8b822 No.16478071
>>16477835
If I see you in the dark I'm running you over.
b5a3bd No.16478391
>>16476597
Why don't you go ahead and post the official list of acceptable software so everyone else can be cool like you?
457ea7 No.16478397
>>16477823
>poppo
>animation is one of those shitty but well animated animations
We need a massive collection of these.
21ef5f No.16478553
>>16478391
Internet Explorer past 7 is such a piece of shit and most sites are dropping support for IE7 due to planned obsolescence, discord is basically OpenFeint and is spyware, Win10's Cortana is part of Microshit's plans to make OS mean Operating Service instead of Operation System because then they can charge you monthly goy, Steam records everything about you when you use it and its use is mandatory for online games.
Any questions?
a03dda No.16478559
>>16478553
Does steam really do this? Is there any evidence of this?
c7d2d3 No.16479041
>>16478126
Here's an actual translation of Miyuka.
a3854f No.16479086
>>16476090
>Sex Kitten
oh god…
I didn't expect to see that shit today.
596037 No.16479091
>>16478564
>niggercattle
<resisting the prime directive issued by their streamer overlords
451b2c No.16479112
>>16478543
Ah, retarded games, good times.
5758f7 No.16479157
>>16477061
More retardation on my part: after getting some sleep, I noticed that the other binary was named Payload and is decompressed by the loader into a ByteArray then played. And it's the game. I'm still curious what the other swf was, but since it really didn't matter I just let it go. I removed all the checks and shit so that it would just decompress the payload immediately, and added a couple lines to let me save it to the disk. Here's the resulting swf. It ran without any modifications, but I don't know if it'll crash later on or if it runs without any internet connection. It's not my type of game so I've not tested it. :^)
ddf4bc No.16479171
>>16476090
KYOKO to the MAX
<Shitty generic beat 'em up
<Shitty 3D anime models
<Female MC can get fucked by monsters and zombies
>3D Flash game which runs better and more smoothly that Unity games even on potatos
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:8b3e21b529239ea671d84bdecddc36fc6e8df822&dn=%5BACT%5D%20KYOKO%20to%20the%20MAX%20%5BEnglish%5D&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fsukebei.tracker.wf%3A8888%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce
73dfae No.16479191
>>16479157
No dice, it still needs a connection. Although it does gets around the loader's message telling me I need to upgrade Flash when I run it inside a projector. If it proves to be a pain in the ass, the other game I posted (Bit Dungeon) might be easier. I don't know, you clearly know more about Flash than I do. Why do they even bother with this DRM garbage?
b49ab7 No.16479203
>>16478059
>The Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Nineteen
>not using Brave Browser
ishygddt
5758f7 No.16479467
>>16479191
Because of the advertising shekels I guess. It uses an API, but it looks pretty clean compared to some of the more jewish ones I've seen. Doubt it'll be too much work. What does it do when you play offline? I'll go offline myself and try to fix it later, but it helps to know what's happening beforehand.
5758f7 No.16480338
>>16479467
Just tried it with no connection, and it still works. I tried deleting the flash cookies too. Played it for a while, it appears to be fully functional to me.
608a9a No.16480534
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16479467
I'm back. I spoke too soon about Space Croissant not working and about Bit Dungeon being always online. When I play Flash games locally I run them in the official projector, and I run the official projector inside a sandbox (firejail) with a profile that disallows networking. But after >>16480338's post I physically disconnected my machine and ran the games without any sandboxing. Both worked fine at a glance.
So it looks like your dump of Space Croissant is exactly what I was looking for, and there's probably no reason to poke around Bit Dungeon. I just need to tinker with my settings and find a profile that lets me play these games without letting the Flash projector have too much freedom. Thanks!
c8bd63 No.16480554
>>16479203
>implying Brave can run flash
INFERIOR
398720 No.16480718
>>16480554
who the fuck runs flash in browsers?
If you arn't using the standalone flash player to run these after downloading them you are doing it wrong faggot
5d33a5 No.16480732
>flash thread
Oh, nice. What happened to that "save all flash games" project? Also hows your personal flash folder going, anons?
21ef5f No.16480760
>>16478559
>Does steam really do this? Is there any evidence of this?
Where do you think all those threads showing steam stats and rankings comes from? Steam itself. If it wasn't gathering info on you then those stats wouldn't exist. There is public info you can get such as this https://store.steampowered.com/stats/ as well as stuff like what your friends are doing, what you're doing being shown to your friends, groups you're a part of shit like that is all recorded by Steam for use by Valve. Some info is exclusively available to developers only though, even with an API you wouldn't be able to get it. There is also some "soft" datamining which is recording some simple metadata about you while you use steam you can only avoid this by using a steam emulator, good luck with that only some games work with it.
f3b505 No.16481631
>Get Unlimited Drill Works
>Get Student Council'd just before reaching the record from my last run where I rode Misha three times
Fug. Why couldn't Misha have a route? She was clearly best girl.
b47e4f No.16481696
>>16481631
>Why couldn't Misha have a route?
Because nothing good can exist around the deaf goblin
da5145 No.16481725
anyone have a link to the old cartoon cartoon summer resort games?
i've done some searching online but no working links.
436239 No.16481775
>>16481725
This blog has working links to the games and some basic troubleshooting to get them running, which you'll probably need because those games are fucking ancient.
https://thenetstorian.com/2019/04/30/master-post-how-to-play-cartoon-cartoons-summer-resort/
812640 No.16481820
Don't know how to get the swf files for these games but here is a link for archived LEGO games: http://biomediaproject.com/bmp/files/LEGO/gms/online/
da5145 No.16481828
>>16481775
apperciate it, got it working in IE
039656 No.16482152
>>16476314
I'm not typically into abuse or domination type games. But…choking out these bitches on your dick is highly gratifying for some reason.
37789c No.16482270
3f2b92 No.16482711
>>16478251
>ganguro girl
B R U H, nostalgia got me hard when i loaded that. I remenber when i was a horny kid playing that and some of the meet and fuck shit.
But as i know i played the delux version where there are three girls, anyone know where i can find that particullar one?
b9d0a0 No.16488018
>>16481820
The bad news is that some of the files are not Flash but shockwave and the player is EOL. However I seem to have downloaded the raw file (e.g. Dinoquest) by loading the page and doing view page Info, the going to the Media tab. Finally download via the link (works for either format).
577212 No.16490506
>>16476545
>>16477823
Never played this before and had no idea what I was doing as I didn't read the instructions. Guess I just had retard luck.
d5f6a8 No.16490581
>>16476545
I am never playing this ever again.
b0f53d No.16490879
bringing out the classics
b2f0c5 No.16490934
>>16477934
>Opera
>not spyware
Brave is actually the least spyware of all common browsers by default, but Firefox and Chromium that have been significantly altered are the only browsers fully confirmed to not be spyware
Opera is pretty fucking high, at least as high as default Firefox, maybe as high as Chrome
b2f0c5 No.16490937
>>16490934
also FYI by default Waterfox is just as bad as Firefox is, no one should be using browsers without tweaking them first
ab0094 No.16490963
>Storm the House
>Sonny
>Thing Thing
>Bloons TD
>Interactive Buddy
>Boxhead
>Age of War
off the top of my head
there was also this cool one where there was a map and all these different kinds of armies you could play as, it was like a Total War kind of thing. I don't remember enough to find it unfortunately, or even describe it so that somebody else would find it familiar. must have been 10+ years ago, the memory is lost
fe5ec1 No.16491035
047c41 No.16491077
Looking for a flash game at least I think it was flash where you have to protect a bunch of oilrigs from blimps and such with a flak cannon. You could build tesla coils and other things to hinder the enemy.
0dfc52 No.16497960
>>16476147
>Dino Run
Does that thing randomly generate particular layouts for the levels, or does it have a number of preset ones it picks from? Asking since I usually get fucked over on the last level with some of those pits, but other times they're not even present. Fun game though. Addicting and simple.
cfd554 No.16498133
/v/ what happens when adobe allegedly ceases all support for flash in 2020? Anything? Is there going to be a grand migration or will everyone just say 'fuck you' to the execs as usual and business continues as usual, meet 'n' fuck and flash game devs are unaffected, etc.
99d85d No.16498209
>>16498133
"Browser makers" will instantly drop the plugin, killing many games that expected a browser around the plugin (things like looking at the page URL to see if it's kongregate.com to unlock extra levels/features for that site). Many sites will simply close due to lack of users. Newgrounds and Kongregate have HTML5 games to keep business running. Flash will still be used for gamedev for some years, but you will get a standalone download instead of a webpage, with the usual lack of Linux support because the dev is too lazy to export & upload the game with a Linux executable.
2b3733 No.16498264
>>16498133
stopping support essentially means the same thing it did for windows xp
>no more updates
>no more security patches
so any exploit found within flash post adobe dropping it will remain unpatched forever
and since they're greedy slimey fucks they will not release their grasp from the source code even in spite of no longer developing it
many websites can continue to run their games, but browsers will one by one drop the plugin support because it's a security breach waiting to happen
we're already at the point where browsers wont open a flash file you saved locally, I had to go and make a script that generates a webpage to load my saved files since I've had trouble getting the standalone player working on linux
c86759 No.16498355
and how could I forget dice wars?
5758f7 No.16498389
>>16498209
>killing many games that expected a browser around the plugin
As much as I hate how the Flashpoint project is structured due to how hard it is to find shit when it's all separated by domain, they're doing one thing right: grabbing the games now and not wasting time hacking each game. Hacking the games to work locally and offline without that shitty Flashpoint software can be done later as long as the files are archived.
>>16498264
>since they're greedy slimey fucks they will not release their grasp from the source code even in spite of no longer developing it
We could really use a free flash player since all the projects so far just haven't had much interest from developers. But I think they've decided on just killing the Flash brand and plugin while remarketing Flash's technology for cross-platform software/game development, what with AIR, Flex, etc. Guess in the future we'll be stuck with emulating Flash projectors in DOSBox forks if we want to play Flash games.
>I've had trouble getting the standalone player working on linux
Wine runs the Windows projectors no problem, and I find it easier than bothering with native Flash.
8bc4fa No.16498901
>>16478126
>JSK
Man of culture detected. Check the share thread.
>>>/v/16498848
0dfc52 No.16500006
>>16478126
>>16479041
>>16498901
Don't suppose any of you might have JSK's Magical Girl Buster with a translation?
1a494c No.16500256
When will newgrounds die? I really need their forum history to die.
511c70 No.16500268
1a494c No.16500283
>>16500268
Embarrassing things I posted with the nickname I still use everywhere.
511c70 No.16500287
>>16500283
Anon, no one is gonna look up your past with that nickname.
1a494c No.16500295
>>16500287
Y-you never know…
ec01cd No.16500587
>>16500256
You can PM the admins you know, they purged my account for me after I PM'd one of them.
1a494c No.16500612
>>16500587
What if that just prompts them to save it into their future blackmail folder for when I make it big? Good idea, will try.
ec01cd No.16500659
>>16500612
They don't really advertise it, but they do themselves say that's the only solution to your embarrassing forum posts.
812640 No.16500744
>>16500006
Nothing. Tried looking for it and some of the other games I saw on DLsite that I didn't already have. No luck. Suppose we will have to wait.
a93591 No.16500758
>>16490963
ooh I figured it out! it's Feudalism
also Mud and Blood was good
097bbe No.16500786
>>16500744
Everytime I see Mardek I get really sad about what became of it and the creator. Wasn't this guy going to die?
a93591 No.16500797
>>16500283
>Embarrassing things
like what?
5d33a5 No.16500825
Look what I found searching on old blizzard sites.
812640 No.16500941
Got some Boxhead here. Don't know if they work properly though
50772c No.16500965
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16500786
I just looked this up and what the fuck. Why does everyone in this game look so similar?
c7d2d3 No.16501378
>>16500283
You do know somebody will probably archive it and your embarrassments will be eternal, right?
c7d2d3 No.16501407
>>16500786
He got brain cancer but got it operated on and is undergoing RT, as far as I could find out.
1a494c No.16501438
>>16500797
Not gonna tell you.
1a494c No.16501439
>>16501378
Not if I get it first.
28a92c No.16505654
Do any of you have that really shitty Evangelion dating sim? I've been wanting to archive that as a piece of imageboard history.
073a0a No.16516931
>>16505654
Just search for Eva 4 simdate.
They've also made a few more like Love Hina and Galaxy Angel since then.
0e494e No.16517069
>nearly a hundred files
>still no Mud and Blood 2
at least >>16500758 mentioned it
43be7d No.16517106
>>16476633
How do you disable that trash? Asking for my laptop.
bbbad7 No.16517108
>>16517106
Get Classic Shell.
126132 No.16517112
>>16517108
Ignore this retard. That's not necessary. Its a single setting, I have mine disabled but I'm too much of a lazy nigger to remember how I did it but I know it didn't require anything technical
ef7758 No.16517413
>>16481771
These aren't conspiracy theories, retard, these are actual, verifiable facts.
>discord is basically OpenFeint and is spyware
there literal analytics in the client and they monitor your processes 24/7, it can't be disabled. Also look up what OpenFeint is.
>Win10's Cortana is part of Microshit's plans to make OS mean Operating Service instead of Operation System
Microsoft has already publicly announced that they're going to make windows fully a monthly paid service.
>Steam records everything about you when you use it
Again, fact, you can't hide analytics.
>alternatives
discord -> xmpp
win10 -> win7 or GNU/Linux
Steam -> many alternatives, why you would ever buy games with DRM is beyond me.
000000 No.16520094
Fuck it, the golden age of flash was like 20 years ago.
a81e0e No.16520534
>>16520094
And funnily enough it still holds up compared to modern vidya.
411724 No.16520803
>no faibo or gyu posted
Come on /v/, you can't not remember those awesome games.
20614b No.16521233
How do I play this? Is it DRM?
5758f7 No.16521756
>>16521233
It had a simple check, yes. I've removed it and the kongregate api dependency. There seemed to be an error or some hack applied where taking damage added hp instead of subtracting it, so I fixed that also.
5d33a5 No.16521978
>>16520534
The first two are pretty good.
20614b No.16522096
>>16521756
Yeah, it was a hacked version which I hoped made it work, thanks for fixing the game and the non-fix too.
973785 No.16522178
I present my 4th attempt. Even got some multiball action. man i really ought to be studying
f30eb9 No.16522188
d67ba2 No.16522203
>>16476729
>/vivian/
i know for a fact that it's been abandoned by BOs at least twice, has that place still not burned to the ground yet?
4e3306 No.16524512
I am finding bloodfield (I got my copy from >>16482270)
to be quite enjoyable and tense even with a heavily modified save.
Pandemic II is also quite enjoyable especially when I finally managed get the entire world and the research to be completed only for it to fail leaving Greenland to rather quickly die and with it hummanity's last home.
>>16517069
Would you happen to have the WWI version? The Vietnam version should not even exist and it was a complete waste of time and bandwidth downloading.
Also what is the name of the WII trench 2D game and it's WW2 three lane sequel, I can clearly envision them in my head?
7d70a1 No.16538020
3f3ca5 No.16538078
>>16517106
Install gentoo.
>>16520094
I wonder wether or not we would've reached CY+4 levels of Internet dystopia at a much earlier date had the dotcom bubble of 2000 not delayed the cancer until 2007.
894ef7 No.16538454
>>16538020
None of you retards on this site can read.
c0bd48 No.16540913
>>16478391
You are literally using unsupported software if you use IE you dumb motherfucker, which is an excellent idea on the web which is known for its safety and security.
bd7a62 No.16540917
>>16540913
Honestly at this point it's probably more secure. Modern browsers have introduced so many new powerful APIs that allow people to spy on you and fuck you in the ass, using old shit will just result in the spyware scripts breaking.
Fucking chrome has a USB API now.
c0bd48 No.16540938
>>16540917
That's not how those APIs work. Google wants to spy on you, yes, but they aren't fucking retarded and they know people won't use their browser if they make it unsecure as far as third parties go. APIs like that require very explicit permission from the user before they can be utilized.
>its so old people wont suspect you :^)
Cute, but no. Third world countries exist where people still use what we now consider very outdated software, and malware still exists to prey on those people. Security by obscurity is also the weakest possible form of security.
61edc0 No.16541214
sorry if this is a stupid question, but is there a way to have save games like if you were playing it in on a website?
775f37 No.16541379
>>16517004
Wew, the early 2000's were an interesting time.
It was awful, but I miss it.
cbe59a No.16541460
>the days of weird and wacky and creative games are gone because anyone can now shit out some generic Unity trash in a week, release it in early access and have hundreds of NPCs paying for a promise that it will one day be a real videogame
71f66f No.16541470
>>16541214
Flash save games usually use Shared Objects, which will still work in the standalone Flash Player or if you're playing it in your browser from a local file. (Just make sure that Flash has permission to save data locally - if you're in Windows, it's in the control panel.)
If it's some more elaborate save method that uses javascript, sadly you're out of luck unless you also saved the original page the game was on.
TLDR; just play the flash in the standalone player on your PC, it'll still let you save your game. But you won't be able to continue a save you made in the website version unless you copy the files to the "localhost" folder.
61edc0 No.16541541
>>16541470
thank you!
another question, where are the shared objects located when you are using a standalone player?
71f66f No.16541590
>>16541541
Assuming you're using windows:
C:\Users\[YourUsername]\AppData\roaming\Macromedia\Flash Player\#SharedObjects
Inside that folder will be a folder with a nonsense name of random letters and numbers, and inside THAT folder will be folders named after whatever website saved flash data. And a folder named "localhost", which is where Flash stores data for games you play offline.
Fair warning, the entire Shared Objects folder tends to get wiped every time you clear your browser data, so if you have a saved game you care about it's a good idea to back it up anyway.
29dda0 No.16556788
>>16521233
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
what is this a loud noise simulator?