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8fc3b3 (11)  No.16422022>>16422190 >>16428513 >>16429440 >>16431620 >>16432080 >>16435941 >>16442533 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Mordhau just released on steam. I've been playing it, and while there are some reservations for release, I've been enjoying regardless. It's probably best if I give a pro and con breakdown.

Pros:

>Swordplay more complex than Chivalry (better I'd say, not certain how others would feel)

>No exploits so far, so no dancing knights and all that.

>Skirmish is fun

>The gore is particularly detailed

>Customization options are pretty extensive

Cons:

<Bugs all over the place. Every so often I get heavy packet losses which make the game basically unplayable for that short period of time.

<In addition, the rank up system and the gold gain system (basically how you unlock new customization items) is completely busted atm. Devs claim they will give reward package when fixed, so there's that at least.

<Team Deathmatch is balls, match ends within 5 minutes and is just you rushing at the other side.

<Apparently horses suck, haven't really tried them.

Have any of you fags played it? Wondering how everyone else feels about it.

325475 (3)  No.16422101>>16422127 >>16422310 >>16444313

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>still no studio that improves For Honor's combat system and then makes an actual good game out of it

Why can't we have good medieval fighting games, /v/? Why must it all be indieshit low budget games where the combat boils down to retarded right-clicking and jumping around hoping for the best?


08e1ce (1)  No.16422117>>16431620

>shitty chivalry clone


a899d1 (1)  No.16422127>>16422150 >>16422155 >>16422180

>>16422101

>still no studio that improves For Honor's combat system and then makes an actual good game out of it

Kingdom Come: Deliverance?


325475 (3)  No.16422150>>16422659 >>16425580

>>16422127

Boy I sure do love shitty animations, armor clipping, shitty ragdols, lack of gore and slow motion every time you or the enemy attempts to attack


1a397b (1)  No.16422155

>>16422127

From gameplay vids i saw, it looks stupid and unsatisfying.


0c2c85 (1)  No.16422168

>swing left

>swing right

>stab

<oooh muh realism

It's shit.


8fc3b3 (11)  No.16422180>>16422186

>>16422127

there's no actual directional combat.


4f4ff0 (9)  No.16422184

I still do not understand /v/'s requirement for medieval combat system.


4f4ff0 (9)  No.16422186>>16422228

>>16422180

KCD did have directional combat.


d2f978 (2)  No.16422190>>16422195 >>16427837

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>>16422022 (OP)

LOL


b2fffd (1)  No.16422195>>16422204 >>16422206 >>16427837 >>16442545

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>>16422190

kill yourself


325475 (3)  No.16422204

>>16422195

>spending a single nanosecond on creating wymyn models of a medieval fighting game

eternal cuckery


d2f978 (2)  No.16422206

>>16422195

I was only laughing at the faggots who want womyn in combat and you start in with this "might" damage control. Fuck sake, if this an actual shill thread I'm not bumping it again.


8fc3b3 (11)  No.16422228>>16422251

>>16422186

No, it didn't. You could attack in any direction, sure, but blocking didn't matter. If that's "directional combat" to you, I don't know what to tell you.


4f4ff0 (9)  No.16422251>>16422276

>>16422228

Huh? You have directional blocking in KCD too, unless you have a shield.


5ee906 (10)  No.16422271>>16422297 >>16422421 >>16423023 >>16425580

>>16422244

>retarded monkey with shit taste thinks mordau's combat is anything other than absolute unsatisfying garbage

>retarded monkey thinks if you dare like a single mechanic from some triple A game means you bought it

>retarded monkey thinks he can attack anyone in this thread without making himself look like an insufferable faggot


8fc3b3 (11)  No.16422276>>16422288 >>16436704

>>16422251

Sorry, but the only thing that matters is timing. You don't need to change which way you block.


4f4ff0 (9)  No.16422288>>16422363

>>16422276

Yes, you do.

I think you are mistaking block with parrying.


4f4ff0 (9)  No.16422297>>16422306 >>16425367

>>16422271

Why is Mordhau bad and For Honor good?


5ee906 (10)  No.16422306>>16422310 >>16423732

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>>16422297

>For Honor

>good

?


4f4ff0 (9)  No.16422310>>16422337


5ee906 (10)  No.16422337>>16424699

>>16422310

I didn't say it was good, I said the combat system was good. The actual game is garbage due to abhorrent art direction, shitty balance, retarded microtransactions and lack of content


8fc3b3 (11)  No.16422363>>16436704

>>16422288

I guess, since that's the only thing I do is parry. I've never done any direcitonal blocking in kingdom come ever


db5314 (2)  No.16422376>>16422429

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>People review bombing chivalry saying "ITS BAD BECAUSE MORDHAU MADE IT OBSOLETE"

>Not just reviewing badly chivalry to say its full of retarded SJW global admins and has shitty practices like taking taking away communication features because "MUH TOXICITY" (voice chat).

Im just mad because its shallow to do, on another somwhat related note, does Mordhau have voice chat in it and/or shitty admin and rules?


3aa876 (3)  No.16422421>>16422430

>>16422271

>>retarded monkey thinks he can attack anyone in this thread without making himself look like an insufferable faggot

Looks like you're doing his job for him, ubicuck.


8fc3b3 (11)  No.16422429

>>16422376

no vc as far as I can tell. You can yell stuff like in chiv though.

don't know about admins, but I've called people faggots and nothing happens, so.


5ee906 (10)  No.16422430>>16422437

>>16422421

>IF YOU LIKE 1 SPECIFIC THING FROM X BOOGEYMAN GAME THEN YOU ARE A CUCK

This is your brain on nu/v/ hivemind


3aa876 (3)  No.16422437>>16422489 >>16439903

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>>16422430

>He actually bought it

oh my lord


5ee906 (10)  No.16422489>>16422499 >>16422512 >>16439903

>>16422437

>heh I was merely pretending


8fc3b3 (11)  No.16422499>>16422504

>>16422489

No, he's saying

>he actually bought For Honor


5ee906 (10)  No.16422504>>16422610

>>16422499

It was given for free last year during E3, anon. Without that massive giveway the game would be literally dead by now, less than ~200 players daily. 99% of the playerbase is F2P


3aa876 (3)  No.16422512>>16422601

>>16422489

Imagine being this much of a mad, retarded cuck.


5ee906 (10)  No.16422601

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>>16422512

>heh cuck


8fc3b3 (11)  No.16422610

>>16422504

I know, that's how I got it too


2fc059 (1)  No.16422612

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>yet another medieval game with shit combat and commie US devs


a00b51 (1)  No.16422636

Been eyeing the game for a while. I bought it and played it for seven hours straight, I like it alot. It's a shame that nobody seems to be playing as a female though, I'd love to strike some bitches down


7e2856 (1)  No.16422642>>16422914 >>16430186 >>16431620

>dragging and spin to win hasn't been removed despite being a huge factor as to why chivalry was shit

>swinging is still stiff and slow as fuck

>$30 for a glorified chivalry mod

I'll just wait for Bannerlord


adab74 (4)  No.16422659

>>16422150

>Boy I sure do love shitty animations, armor clipping, shitty ragdols, lack of gore and slow motion every time you or the enemy attempts to attack

You sure you're not talking about Gothic :^)


8fc3b3 (11)  No.16422914

>>16422642

I haven't seen any spin to winners, and was pretty sure a big part of mordhau's development was that they hated that stuff.


3edcdb (1)  No.16422919

Big con the servers keep crashing and lagging backers say its been doing this for 2 years and devs say it will take a day to fix yeah right


8e967c (1)  No.16423023>>16423113 >>16426415

>>16422271

Damn, you're one bitter and angry virgin LMAO


106312 (1)  No.16423113

>>16423023

>muh holes!

Tits or gtfo, cumdumpster


be6949 (2)  No.16423720>>16423796 >>16424699

How is this compared to Chivalry?


be6949 (2)  No.16423732

>>16422306

It has amazing combat. It’s everything else that is bad.


4cae28 (7)  No.16423796>>16424838

>>16423720

Overall better. Combat is faster, draining someone's stamina by attacking their guard eventually disarms them instead of just putting them in a stun state too short to capitalize one for some weapons. It is load-out based, you start with defaults but can customize your equipment and perks from the get go. There are support items you can equip like a medic bag you can throw down that people can grab healing from, a toolbox you can use to place fortifications, a hammer you can use to build and repair certain objects around the maps and a lute that you can play to annoy everyone.

Right now the main problems are that the back-end server that handles your customization and progression is unable to handle the player load. Things you unlock when you're connected to it will still be available to use but otherwise you can't spend/earn gold and you can't level up to unlock new weapons and cosmetics to buy. Server instability extends to the game servers as well with random lag spikes that thankfully affect everyone at the same time. Another problem is that perks and equipment use the same point system, but you can grab enemy weapons and weapons are also scattered around the map meaning you can game the system by loading up on perks and armor and support items then looting the dead. It also takes over many of the bad ideas from chivalry such as dragging and one-handed weapons being able to block two-handed ones without a significant penalty. Some Frontline maps are unbalanced between teams.

I think it's overall worth its price, but I'd recommend waiting until after the developers fix the server issues.


7ce25a (1)  No.16424699>>16424838

>>16423720

As a faggot who dumped over 1,000 hours of my life into that shit flinging try hard fest, it's vastly more fun. I just wish kicks were a little better since shield fags are extremely annoying to deal with. You'll fall in love with the game when you can play a lute, charge into combat with it and bash it over someone's head. Extremely satisfying combat so far from my experience.

>>16422337

For Honor's combat system is average at best. It's characters are unbalanced as fuck while some of Ubishit's reworks are half assed. Ubisoft blew any potential For Honor had with it's forced diversity and general lack of commitment when it came to frequent updates for a healthy meta. On top of Roman pissing all over the fan base with remarks like "Learn to play deh Lawbringer" when the dumb fuck devs were called out on their sheer disconnection to the actual state of balance of the game.

Biggest problem with For Honor is Ubishit treated it like a disposable quick cash grab, it failed and now most of the devs have moved onto different projects. For Honor will be on life support after the last two heroes are out if it isn't already.


4fd727 (5)  No.16424809>>16425361 >>16425455 >>16425514

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>try my hand at this game, seems fun

>get absolutely destroyed every single match

>lucky to get any kills at all

>end up dead last almost every single match

I just want to git gud enough to not drag my whole fucking team down, is that so much to ask?


28649e (3)  No.16424838>>16425552

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>>16424699

>For Honor's combat system is average at best

Agreed, but I do enjoy it quite a bit.

>It's characters are unbalanced as fuck

Sadly yes, almost every character has 1 or 2 exploits and everyone uses them.

It's a shame Ubi is such a shit publisher, because For Honor could have been a great game, instead it just turned out rather mediocre.

>>16423796

>It also takes over many of the bad ideas from chivalry such as dragging

When I first heard this, it took away almost all interest I had in the game.


f610e5 (1)  No.16424852

>not listing the coming female patch as a con

They've been saying for the past year that first thing after release they'll be working on is patching women into the game. And I strongly suspect the reason they were so adamant in not having the time to do it pre-release i specifically so it can be shilled on /v/.


032339 (1)  No.16425325

I'll probably pick it up when it has linux support like chivalry.


c46d36 (4)  No.16425361>>16430620

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>>16424809

Don't give up anon. The initial curve is steep. I was in your position for the first couple of days but it will start to click eventually. Try following a strong player on your team and try to help him and see how he plays. Also watching player perspective while you're dead can give you ideas of how to improve.

Above all don't get anxious about "dragging your team down". The game is still totally fresh, no one cares about winning, everyone's just learning and having fun.


a8312a (8)  No.16425367>>16425416

>>16422297

>For Honor

>Simon says combos and blocking

You know how people get REALLY good at For Honor? They remember all character combos, block them successively, and then kick your ass. I remember dueling some of these dudes before, you know how I eventually won? I played Valkyrie and just successively stabbed them in a different direction of the screen each time. They were so shocked, I fucking steam rolled them. Pit that against a game like mount & blade, where combat is organic, and you have to read your opponent in real time and not just remember the Simon says blocking maneuvers. For honor would be a much better game if it wasn't so centralized around combos and bullshit like that.


d4c08b (7)  No.16425371>>16425392 >>16428513

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It's been about an 8/10 for me so far, scratches a lot of the itches that Chiv used to before it went to shit.

>Amazing visual/audio feedback (especially on headshots)

>high skill shit like CFTP and drags are back without involving matrixing bullshit, plus chambering which is neat

>Lots and lots of customization

>Wide variety of game modes

>Lutes

>Tons of voice lines and emotes

<Broken-ass servers

<Like, VERY broken-ass servers

<didn't they have years to test this shit

<no real reason not to use heavy armor aside from points restrictions

<some perks are just straight up useless

Not sure how I feel about ducking getting nerfed, you can still dodge swings but it's a lot harder because you don't duck as far down when you crouch.


c46d36 (4)  No.16425392>>16425420

>>16425371

Hopefully they will fix the servers soon. Also, how do you "test" your servers in beta when you only have access to 1% of the playerbase you'll have on release (not to mention they couldn't know in advance how many would be playing).

As for the armor and the perks I agree completely. Armor feels almost required and the perks are completely lackluster. Despite this, there will always be that one naked guy with 10 perks and a maul that goes 30-2 every match so I don't even know.


4f4ff0 (9)  No.16425399

If only KCD has this kind of combat i.e. without the lock-on.


28649e (3)  No.16425416>>16425580 >>16425659

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>>16425367

I'm all for shitting on For Honor, but this smells like bullshit.

>They remember all character combos, block them successively, and then kick your ass

Remembering combos can help, but you can faint and change attack angle mid combo. You can also guard break. Good players will do this, not just remember combos.

>I played Valkyrie and just successively stabbed them in a different direction of the screen each time

How? By running away? "Good" valk players usually just spam her unblockable swings and pushes.


d4c08b (7)  No.16425420

>>16425392

If you're very, very good at positioning and mixups you can wreck with dodge+big weapon. Otherwise you need armor because the moment you make a mistake you get your head caved in/cut off. I get that realism is one of the goals here but letting heavy weapons oneshot unarmored dudes on body hits is a bit much,


72ef79 (8)  No.16425455>>16425519 >>16425580 >>16425969 >>16430620

>>16424809

did you play the tutorial?

try playing a support/backup kinda character if it isnt working, use a spear and poke at enemies your friends are already fighting.

I hope I'm not alone when I say I think its kind of bullshit how all the melee combat is slowed down to be manageable for a video game, yet the archers rapid fire like they do in every other medieval game


65b9ab (8)  No.16425514>>16430620

>>16424809

>start playing game

>suck at game

>flee to online forum for validation

Seriously nigger? Being crushed at a game when I first start playing it is a good sign, it usually means there is a modicum of actual skill involved.


65b9ab (8)  No.16425519>>16425539

>>16425455

The combat is supposed to be faster when you're fighting someone who is good, but ironically that seems to be predicated on the other player chambering and parrying your attacks so you can attack again faster.


72ef79 (8)  No.16425539>>16425614

>>16425519

Swings for weapons are incredibly slow comparative to the real deal though, which is a good thing because there's a somewhat simple input method between the player and the character's action, as opposed to just moving your body. But the archers actually fire faster than archers could.


4cae28 (7)  No.16425552

>>16424838

Being able to delay your strike really is not the issue, but the implementation is retarded. If it were hold/release you could just charge your attack to fake out opponents. Having charged strikes do more damage and stamina damage when blocked would also punish overly defensive play which currently seems to be the best way do things currently.


31254e (1)  No.16425556>>16425581

So how's the combat compared to Mount&Blade? Is it something similar, or just tf2 tier running and stabbing?


a359d4 (1)  No.16425580>>16425624 >>16426392

>>16422150

oh no it's retarded

>>16422271

For Honor is entirely shit. Your taste is shit. You are shit. Fuck off ubicuck.

>>16425416

>they're still defending ubishit

lol

>>16425455

Honestly why do these games always need fucking archers? It's like how so many FPS games include snipers even though they shit on game balance and encourage cheaters.


4cae28 (7)  No.16425581>>16425586

>>16425556

You don't really have directional blocking, you still need to face your opponent's attack to parry it but it doesn't change the animation. However you are much more mobile than in Mount&Blade since you have a sprint button and I think I've seen guys just running around opponents spamming side swings which definitely feels like Scout vs. Heavy tomfoolery. It is still uncracked as far as I can see but the tutorial is pretty in-depth so it might be worth buying then refunding it if you don't like it. Could also see if someone wants to do family sharing, I think you get game access for 24 hours with that even if the other person immediately revokes the share.

That being said I didn't see any mention of DRM though I didn't read the EULA. If it is Steam DRM the only think keeping it from being cracked is lack of scene interest.


92adc7 (1)  No.16425586>>16425598 >>16426375

>>16425581

Scene has no interest due it being online-focused and have stuff locked behind sever-side progression system, which is also bugged.


4cae28 (7)  No.16425598

>>16425586

It has LAN, and since you keep access to things you unlock even when the back-end goes down all your unlocks and level are probably stored locally. I have a feeling it is more that it won't build their reputation so it is not worth their time.


65b9ab (8)  No.16425614>>16443129

>>16425539

Yeah, that always bugs me. War of the Roses did archery in a cool way, but the rest of the game was mostly unplayable with the combination of terrible netcode and extremely specific hit zones with certain weapons like halberds. This made giant two handed swords the weapon of choice, much like noobs in Mount&Blade, because that weapon has the widest "deadly strike" hit zone. Hitting those halberd strikes was satisfying because you'd annihilate a guy in full plate, but it was just not doable.


65b9ab (8)  No.16425624>>16425632

>>16425580

Archers do add a significant amount of variation to the combat and teamplay. The problem with the Mordhau devs is that they are former Chivalry devs/players who, in turn, are former FPS devs/players. So when they design the archery they think "I'm not going to make the archery shitty like in M&B, I'm going to make it like Quake or CS because I'm familiar with that and it feels good," not realizing that modelling anything after fucking classic FPS mechanics is going to make it overpowered in a game without bounce pads, bunny hopping, and where over half the players don't have ranged weapons.


d4c08b (7)  No.16425632>>16425692 >>16426332

>>16425624

Archery is fine. You can't quickshot unless you're legitimately good and any player who is aware you're shooting at them can deflect your shots, walk up, and slice you in half.

Archers have a stronger role in big team battles, but that's entirely the point.


a8312a (8)  No.16425659>>16426392

>>16425416

>this smells like bullshit

Then unblock your nose fam.

>Remembering combos can help, but you can faint and change attack angle mid combo. You can also guard break. Good players will do this, not just remember combos.

This doesn't help against someone good enough with the scheme. The same could be said for mount and blade, but with only 3 directions to attack anyway the skill ceiling feels a lot lower. Plus that guy with the flail can't feint at all. Coupled with the awful netcode, feints and shit like that are fuck-hard to do.

>I played Valkyrie and just successively stabbed them in a different direction of the screen each time

>How? By running away?

Read this again:

>I played Valkyrie and just successively stabbed them in a different direction of the screen each time

Clear?

>Unblockable swings and pushes

Oh dear. Anyone who doesn't use the stabby stabby light attack routine on Valk is a fucking plebeian. It's probably the only thing that throws off people who have acquainted themselves with the game and works consistently outside of intelligent opponents.

Anyway, I'm more interested in Mordhau to be quite honest and not just For Honor, which as far as I'm concerned is a combo-centric shitter.


65b9ab (8)  No.16425692

>>16425632

Being good at the game is one thing, but there's a difference between that and being unstoppable once you are good enough. Take a look at Trix's videos on YouTube. You shouldn't be able to headshot people at point-blank easily -- that's PVK type shit, and doesn't make physical sense since the arrow hasn't had time to gain all its momentum.


dea05d (1)  No.16425804>>16426092

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>Played Chivalry for ages

>Was never quite good enough at it

>Buy Mordhau the second it releases

>Consistently top scoreboards

So far I've seen a couple of people try the good ol' reverse overhead and some matrix, but it ain't easy. Just gotta learn to pivot your body with your weapon and you'll be dragging warhammers into skulls in no time.


239e72 (2)  No.16425969>>16425990

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>>16425455

SPEAR FAGS GET OFF MY BOARD

USE A REAL MANS WEAPONS


adab74 (4)  No.16425990>>16425992 >>16426007 >>16426021 >>16426063 >>16430620

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>>16425969

>using a sword that can't cut throw even the weakest of plate armor

>not pic related

Bet a little faggot like you couldn't swing a mace.


adab74 (4)  No.16425992>>16426007

>>16425990

>throw

*through.


239e72 (2)  No.16426007>>16426063

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>>16425990

>>16425992

>not realizing I can half-sword and get the same effect

Good luck chasing after your targets with that manlet mace


c3b1be (1)  No.16426014>>16426024

Is this game actually worth the money?

SHould I just go back to dark souls?


05a083 (1)  No.16426021

>>16425990

>he only uses a sword to cut

Get a load of this cunt.


fcb80c (6)  No.16426024

>>16426014

Its not worth the money. Already got a refund


65b9ab (8)  No.16426063>>16426128

>>16426007

>>16425990

The games name, Mordhau, literally means "murder stroke" in German and the term is directly lifted from German longsword manuals. The mordhau is indeed the inverted half-sword strike with the hilt.


d9acd9 (1)  No.16426092

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>>16425804

>big knight

>crashing this horse

>hammerage brother


bf9450 (1)  No.16426128>>16426669

>>16426063

>Murder Stroke

Now that's a special move name. Fuckin' Murder Stroke.


88b76e (3)  No.16426164>>16426204

>They made another game where momentum doesn't exist

>Intentionally slowing down your swing, dragging, is equally powerful as intentionally speeding it up

>Contorting your body so your sword touches the enemy as soon as possible is the strongest method of fighting

Everyone told them exactly why Chiv became bad for all but the most tryhard of unfun faggots, yet they don't even attempt to fix the most important issue. But hey, why go through all the work of fixing of your game when you can just repaint it to get retards paying full price day 1 on the promise that you won't shit the bed again.


d4c08b (7)  No.16426204>>16426216

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>>16426164

You know it's not the same devs, right?


88b76e (3)  No.16426216>>16426249 >>16426486

>>16426204

>Everyone agrees why Chiv is bad

>Some devs get together and say they'll make their own Chiv, but good

>Copy the exact design that everyone agreed made Chiv bad and killed the game


d4c08b (7)  No.16426249

>>16426216

Except dragging =/= being able to reverse overhead, rainbow, matrix, etc.


a46a82 (1)  No.16426328>>16426365 >>16426415 >>16426486 >>16427465

>play game

>have a bit of fun

>enter a match where half of both teams are naked people wearing nothing but helmets and using zweihanders

>continuously running into fights and spinning

>when they get hurt, they run away and spam attack because their swing does full damage to people behind them if they twist slightly

>archers shoot arrows like they're using M16 rifles and can switch to melee and attack in under half a second

Refunded this shit immediately, it's going to die faster than Chivalry. I'd rather play War of the Roses than this shit. I'd say let me know when it's actually good so I can check into it again, but some of you faggots actually like this shit, so I wouldn't trust you. Horse combat was fun though, but everyone just teamkills each other over the horse. I watched someone get on the horse, and another faggot blocked the pen so he couldn't get out, so the rider just cut the horse in the back of the neck until it died.


72ef79 (8)  No.16426332

>>16425632

I have less an issue with the strength of bows and more the rate of fire.

Also, does the longbow do more damage than a crossbow? The ability to keep moving while you reload is already a big advantage, especially in archer fights. Making the slower, more cumbersome weapon that is historically capable of doing more damage the weaker option is silly.


8fc3b3 (11)  No.16426365

>>16426328

Carry some throwing knives. If they get hurt and they're unarmored like you say, one knife in the back should kill them. Axes deal more damage, but have less range, so that might be the better choice.

For archers, try and hit them when they still have the bow, it'll disarm them. In addition, they'll always have some shitty dagger or low reach weapon, so you should be able to outmaneuver them.


fd13fa (1)  No.16426375

>>16425586

It's already been cracked by Plaza. I don't think it has online though, I haven't tried it.


28649e (3)  No.16426392>>16435571

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>>16425659

Aw shit, my bad fam, I read it as 'OFF screen'.

>>16425580

You know there's a difference between Ubi the publisher and the devs, right? I respect Jason Vandenberghe, the director that presented For Honor, he seemed really passionate about the game, but it's a shame Ubi fuck their games due to their 'Live Service' model shit.


6db5cb (10)  No.16426415

Anyone got a server up? It'd be pretty fun to have a non official game night.

>>16423023

>Big con the servers keep crashing and lagging backers say its been doing this for 2 years

Backer here you're full of shit.

>>16426328

use throwing weapons and a shield if you're new. I cut down rabble like a peasant in a wheatfield but every now and then I get a shielder holding me back long enough for his team to back him up. Also archer in close range is free kills.


c46d36 (4)  No.16426486>>16426568

>>16426216

Why is it always the people who haven't played the game who make the strongest statements? All these people in the thread who are playing and talking about how it's an incremental improvement over Chiv, and this turbo retard who obviously hasn't played declares it's a clone.

If you're so desperate to be contrarian you could at least buy and refund the game like >>16426328. This way you will be talking about something you actually experienced.


c2844a (1)  No.16426505

HEY Mordhau shills, sell me this game. Tell me stuff that OP didn't.

Is it basically Chivalry Medieval warfare but with horses or what?

What kind of features are there and are they fun and worth my time?

Is the game worth the nearly 30 bucks?


88b76e (3)  No.16426568>>16426694

>>16426486

>You haven't tasted it, so how do you KNOW it's shit?

Chiv was a bad game because it utterly disregarded the concept of momentum in its gameplay, leading to faggots doing all sorts of fairy tricks to cheat out attacks. It required you to understand their faggotry to stand a chance against their attacks if you wanted to play seriously. This awful design made the game unfun not just for casuals, but for the main player-base who just wanted a realistic fantasy combat game. Now, another game that obviously takes after Chiv comes out, and wouldn't ya know, it takes the biggest failure of Chiv along with. But "g-d" forbid I talk bad about something haven't payed for, right Moishe?

Saying they "improved" on a game that failed to implement momentum by not implementing momentum is one of the stupidest things I've heard this year.


d4c08b (7)  No.16426648

>>16426490

>heard the servers are fucked and the only reliable game mode now is battle royale shit

Servers *are* fucked but it's mostly the opposite, small servers work the best due to lower overhead, so deathmatch/skirmish/etc all work great. You just can't unlock anything atm so you'll be using the default classes which is honestly fine.

Maces and hammers are fun, they wreck shit against heavy armor which most people use, plus the visual/audio feedback is great--you can explode heads and crush bones on killing blows.


65b9ab (8)  No.16426669

>>16426128

It's actually a very generic name in the original German. Other common sword strikes include Krumphau or crooked stroke (or cut, hew, whatever -- it is interpreted several ways and I chose stroke because it is the coolest) and Mittelhau or middle stroke. Look up Johannes Liechtenauer if you are interested.


bf7f17 (4)  No.16426675>>16426811 >>16428406

>it's another Mordhau shill thread, again

These consistently die after a hundred replies, get a hint. You're not gonna make anyone buy it, everyone has seen this shit thread 10 times already.

This game has completely unrealistic armour and weapons that behave as RPG stat items, i.e. metal armour blocks a couple of points of damage, mace deals 1 point more damage than a sword. Parries require nothing but timing, it's several frames of complete invulnerability with no regard to what's actually going on. Players have HP. Got hit on an uncovered head with a mace? Still got some HP left.


b01d41 (1)  No.16426686>>16426835 >>16426841 >>16442594

F2P levels of grind.

Cash shop.

Avoid.


65b9ab (8)  No.16426694>>16428159

>>16426568

While I don't disagree that the attacks are not momentum-based like in M&B or War of the Roses, the main improvement over Chivalry that Mordhau is supposed to have is the removal of the complete chickenshit tactics such as spinning your camera to make your attack hit wider or, if you're good, make one attack hit the same person multiple times. The Chivalry devs refused to implement these fixes, instead choosing to implement fucking hats and banners, so it makes sense that devs broke off and made a new game. Now I haven't played the game yet so I don't know if it lives up to fixing those issues, but that is what I was hoping for.


bf7f17 (4)  No.16426733>>16426835

>>16426713

I know a video game that has realistic armour and weapons with no invulnerability. I also know a game that has all these unrealistic things and more, such as magic, which makes it more interesting. I see no point in playing something that looks like it's supposed to be realistic but is really just about swinging wildly inbetween invilnerability frames.


904151 (3)  No.16426811

>>16426675

I agree with you on the idea that weapons such as sword should do almost zero damage if they are swinging the blade intending to do cut damage onto plate armor. Sword vs plate should be intended as blunt attacks IF you aren't attempting to stab through chainmail under the armpit, under the hauberk, or under the neck chainmail, which is what historic combat was all about, not "slashing" plate armor 5 times to kill someone. I am happy that they use mordhau stance and give higher damage vs plate. But they could have done slightly better, like giving stab bonus to under armpit regions and making plate OP vs slash.

Blunt/pollaxe weapons are pretty strong against plate which is good, but I disagree with damage of two handed swords vs plate. People swing horizontally and hit 2 people at once, and can take down fully plated men in two hits.

I also agree that parries (right click blocking) should be about 3x more difficult to succeed because stopping an attack requires immense stamina and correct angles, which none are required now. I can stay alive in 1v2's because I just spam right click.

Chambering is amazing, I love chambering stabs. This game just makes me want to do real medieval sparring more because the actual combat is very fun/skillful.


6db5cb (10)  No.16426826

>>16426490

Official servers are shit, community servers are all fine.

>warhammer

bretty gud

>mace

I prefer warhammer


6db5cb (10)  No.16426835>>16427389

>>16426686

>F2P levels of grind

How would you know about the grind if no one can even earn money yet? It's literally broken and everyone online right now is just playing for fun since there is no xp or gold earning yet

>Cash shop

There is no cash shop

>>16426733

Some things sound better on paper then in practice. There'd be no point to going light armor or no armor


b32db7 (2)  No.16426841>>16428515

>>16426686

>mfw berrypicker tries to impersonate Gronk

You stupid


904151 (3)  No.16427389

>>16426835

Gold and exp are fixed as of 2 hours ago. Be at ease.


6b0234 (6)  No.16427419>>16434190

Hey I bought this game and I've been monitoring the discord since release. I want to say the game is basically a better version of Chivalry. It's really fun but it had a very rocky release with several launch issues like not being able to get gold/XP after a match. I bought the game the day after release and I only failed to get xp/gold 3/20 matches. There was some lag and performance issues that were serverside, the game is fairly well optimized and only really chugs when I walk into a smoke bomb cloud but I'm playing on a laptop. The only complaint I have is that there are only 6 maps, the game definitely needs more maps to add variety. It's much cheaper than a regular game and for the price it's definitely worth it.


6b0234 (6)  No.16427421

Also the level of grind is exaggerated since it's only cosmetics you need to reach the highest levels to unlock.


6b0234 (6)  No.16427425>>16427426

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>don't wear a helmet to bait beheading strikes

>duck under the slow ass zweihander swing

>laugh in their ugly knight face

>"Keep swinging, maybe you'll hit something!"

>get headshotted by crossbow nerd hiding behind a tree


4596c8 (1)  No.16427426>>16427443 >>16427456

>>16427425

It's the most realistic medieval combat simulator to date you say?


6b0234 (6)  No.16427443

>>16427426

The sword fighting feels better than chivalry. I wouldn't call it a 'realistic' game. It's more realistic than sekiro and chivalry I guess. You can still pull ballerina style 'pretend to run away then turn around and stab'. But the silly REAP THE WHIRLWIND deathdancing spinning windmill technique is impossible or much harder.


6b0234 (6)  No.16427456>>16427499 >>16431245

>>16427426

War of the roses is probably the most realistic but that game is dead as a dodo.


6b0234 (6)  No.16427465

>>16426328

My experience is completely the opposite archers get the bow knocked out their hands and wrecked so quickly that it could be measured in matrix bullet time. The naked zweihander users are easy to kill, zweihander is slow as fuck learn to parry or use a shield.


370afd (1)  No.16427499>>16431245

>>16427456

Parajew killed that game in more ways than one with their stupid bullshit, I'm so glad the roaches at Taleworlds left that sinking nigger cum stained Sweden boat.

At least Fatshark didn't die and found some success, unfortunately they're also Swedes so if that place that doesn't get to them the Chinks at Tencent they're making deals with, will.


fd1e6e (3)  No.16427837

>>16422190

>>16422195

Fuck this gay game then, women should never be anywhere near this or any fighting game


a6c01d (2)  No.16427906

Actually the way the game works currently 1v1 duels are quite long or really short if you mess up and fail a parry or block. It's extremely funny when it happens to you though. Like I remember a guy trying to kick me but missing so I just belted him in the face with my massive two hander beheading him. The best tactic is definitely nigging people from the side or switching targets suddenly and stabbing your friend's opponent. It feels fun to play and the game isn't too expensive. People should give it a try if you liked chivalry but hated the bullshit exploits.


a6c01d (2)  No.16427912

The launch issues with XP/Gold are fixed now by the way.


2118ad (1)  No.16428150

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People are so used to fighting against brigand's slow as fuck zweihander that they forget the real enemy.


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From a chiv player that quit because of the bullshit spinning, this game seems good enough. You get my shekels this time, niggers.

>>16426694

How does momentum even work in M&B? I've played a fuckload of it and I've honestly not noticed. Actually I'm gonna go test it right now.


18c14c (5)  No.16428363>>16428383 >>16428385 >>16434138

>it's another /v/ shits on games they haven't played thread

I bought it on release and have been enjoying it immensely. The gameplay feels extremely fluid and good. The gore is fantastic and super satisfying. My only real complaints are pretty minor things which mostly come down to polish.

Obviously, the servers don't work right now. Hardly even worth mentioning, but it's a thing.

The poorly designed lobby system which connects you to servers without enough spots for everyone for some reason and also just works poorly in general is bad. The servers in general are shitting themselves, yes, but if designed properly this should work regardless.

The frontline respawning is retarded. Why do you have to click left click, then either click on the map or click enter to respawn? Doesn't seem rebindable either. 95% of the time you want the most forward spawn anyway. You shouldn't have to move your hand to respawn quickly, make it e or space or something instead.

Respawning in general is dumb. Why click to respawn? What is the point? Just respawn automatically.

Horde mode is stupid. Cheesing it is absolutely required and that makes it unfun. Optimal play should be what looks and feels the coolest imo.

I would like kicks to be buffed slightly. Right now you can't kick someone who's just holding their shield up while walking backwards and that feels bad, it should have a proper counterplay. A slight amount of movement while kicking would help. I'd also like to be able to kick while jumping. I get that a bunch of people running around flykicking each other all the time doesn't fit stylistically with what they're going for, but this game is all about flow and being able to do everything it feels like you can do. Kicking while jumping feels like a natural part of that. I'd be all for it having all kinds of drawbacks like maybe ragdolling entirely if you get hit or blocked while doing it, maybe even if you just whiff it, but I still think you should have the option to.

All in all, though, this game is a ridiculous amount of fun and the base combat works super well. I'd highly recommend it to anyone who loves the essence of Chivalry but feel let down by the shit devs. It's great.


bf7f17 (4)  No.16428383

>>16428363

>/v/ shits on games

I suppose that's an idea you'd get, being this new and all.


c46d36 (4)  No.16428385

>>16428363

Agreed with most of your post. Kicks in particular feel a bit underpowered and slow, which in turn makes shields feel too strong.

The spawning controls are a bit finicky and hopefully they tweak them; however auto-spawning is not a solution. Common scenario: you die, and as you look at the map you see that your team is capturing a new location. You wait 5 seconds for them to finish and respawn at that position.


82b933 (1)  No.16428406

>shilling game with medieval female knights

Reminder this guy literally gets paid to make for making these threads.

>>16426675

>You're not gonna make anyone buy it

<implying /v/ isn't full of autistic normalfags just waiting to itch their ocd-tier consumerist urge and empty their pockets


e3c2b2 (2)  No.16428513>>16428593 >>16430632

>>16422022 (OP)

>Customization

>the rank up system and the gold gain system

>>16425371

>perks

These are sounding a bit suspicious.


e3c2b2 (2)  No.16428515>>16428833 >>16430691

>>16426841

Thanks for chiming in, 4um. Has there been another exodus?


72ef79 (8)  No.16428593

>>16428513

you get 2500 gold for completing the tutorial, which was surprisingly entertaining.

I think most weapons cost 300-500 gold? I just got done with a match that netted me 320 gold, which isnt uncommon. The most expensive stuff in the game are cosmetics and those are purely for prestige.

Perks are free but fit into the budget you get for each mercenary. No picking all the best perk AND heavy armour.


18c707 (1)  No.16428833

>>16428515

They probably keep coming because of City of Heroes private server thread, some anon couldn't help but namedrop us in 4um's dickord. That and cuckchan's tripfag degenerate wanted link to 8ch.


725bf3 (1)  No.16428952>>16428983 >>16429228

Is it normal for 9/10 of my ripostes to get blocked? Am I supposed to be accelerating literally every attack? I feel like I'm moving in slow motion compared to most opponents.


5e29a1 (3)  No.16428967

I've waited for this game for a long time and it doesn't disappoint. The server and gold/XP issues sucked but they seem actually fixed now. I love the game and I love that people don't get banned for saying "nigger" or other no-no words. I think this is the closest that I've played of a game allowing you to play against an opponent without playing against the game, if you know what I mean. You have so many more tools now than you did in chivalry, and I love utilizing them all to trip up my opponents. Also I'm glad that they are pretty generous with progression so it isn't too much of a grind (when it works). Very fun, a lot of people in the thread are bitching because they are either bad or haven't played it (and a rare few with actual legitimate complaints). Anons should at least give this game a fair shake and learn it before writing it off


daf712 (1)  No.16428983>>16429228

>>16428952

You should generally mix it up and avoid patterns as well as you can. Unless someone has some chiv experience they will likely fuck up some parties in there which will allow you some hits.


e99a50 (1)  No.16428994

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Punching faggots to death is about the only thing good about this game.


5e29a1 (3)  No.16429228

>>16428952

What >>16428983 said. If you riposte right off the back expect it to get parried, an opponent is usually most attentive at the beginning of the fight. Lull your opponent into a rhythm then break the rhythm to catch them by surprise.


293000 (1)  No.16429353

Chivalry with better graphics.


26a782 (1)  No.16429440>>16429875

>>16422022 (OP)

The balls on these guys. So from what I have heard some of these guys used to play chivalry and made mods for it. They basically come together and create a better version of chivalry.

When chivalry:mw came out I had huge respect for the devs because they tried someone new and added free updates to their game. But then they started to turn into jews. They added microtransactions, they added a basically broken dlc and never patched it and then they even made a totally new game that sucked even more dick. That said I did enjoy mirage to a point. They also talked bullshit about another chivalry game being not possible and ue4 being cancer.

The mordhau team goes out and makes a better version of a already good game. I have huge respect for these guys and I hope they don't fuck it up by adding too much dlc like overkill did with payday.


5e29a1 (3)  No.16429875

>>16429440

They had/have an FAQ on their website and I want to say that it says they have no plans for microtransactions as of right now


647bb0 (2)  No.16430186

>>16422642

>removing dragging

>a core mechanic of the game

Dragging still exists, but it's not the broken mess of backwards overheads zweihanders and no rate limit on turning spin2win from Chivalry though.


904151 (3)  No.16430502

You can play MIDI file music on the Lute with one exe. Its broken currently but mostly still works. Have to bind tofgle console to something other than ~ and move M team change to another key. Tried some random 14th century midi music, its ok but man some songs on youtube are good. You have to filter out tracks in the midi file sometimes, and hotkey songs are broken. Too much of a hassle.

Today I got bored of the lack of organized, chaotic and unsocial combat. Hopefuly organized group battles will be fun.


4a663f (1)  No.16430509>>16430633

female knights in yet?

what about afrikangs can a i make a based black Lancelot to cuck arthur


4fd727 (5)  No.16430620

>>16425361

Yeah, I ended up doing this without even seeing your post, so I guess I'm on the right track. I've noticed there's a few simple tactical things to keep in mind, like moving in circles or morphing frequently that help immensely.

>>16425455

Surprisingly, yes, I didn't skip the tutorial like a dumbfuck. I'm generally just not that skilled at vidya or anything, really so knowing how to do shit doesn't help if you can't really execute.

>>16425514

I was under the impression everyone had been playing it for the first time, too, but it turns out a lot are from alpha/beta/whatever. That makes me feel a little bit less shitty. A little.

>>16425990

I wonder if they're going to add shit like dual wielding, or at least parrying daggers. I'd accept the latter, but I could see redditor niggers whining to have MUH DUAL SWORDS LIKE THIS ONE EXTREMELY RARE CASE


4fd727 (5)  No.16430632

>>16428513

You get all 3 tiers of armor off the bat, and weapons are 300-500 gold. That's everything you need to make characters. Thus, gold is basically only used for cosmetics, and you get 2,500 from playing the tutorial.


af0209 (1)  No.16430633>>16430680 >>16430833 >>16430891 >>16431894 >>16432038 >>16435407 >>16459407

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>>16430509

Haven't bought the game to find out, but female devs said female knights will become an immediate priority after release if they're not available already.


e046fc (1)  No.16430680

>>16430633

This better be a fucking joke.


b32db7 (2)  No.16430691

>>16428515

> fun post once

>called a cuckchanner

Can't have fun anymore


38c745 (1)  No.16430833>>16430960

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>>16430633

I hope bikini armor comes soon after that too.


336c42 (2)  No.16430891

>>16430633

cool dismembering woman warriors is my fetish


336c42 (2)  No.16430927

>>16428159

in m&b speed is a damage multiplier of all of your weapons damage types so if your velocity towards a target is negative you'll get a damage penalty but if its positive you'll get a bonus that scales to the speed

also longer weapons have longer reach but they become less effective after your enemy gets close enough so for instance a polearm would be useless against an enemy thats hugging you but a dagger would be great


adab74 (4)  No.16430960>>16430988 >>16430995 >>16431121 >>16431198

>>16430833

Why does she have her shield on the left hand if that's also her sword hand?


6a3905 (1)  No.16430988

>>16430960

Same reason the chain is behind the girl on the right, don't think about it too hard.


b358e6 (1)  No.16430995

>>16430960

The artist had no idea of how swords actually work. Just appreciate the tits.


68d98f (1)  No.16431121

>>16430960

from another perspective, the shield will block her ass, but the sword won't as much


72ef79 (8)  No.16431198

>>16430960

you can draw shorter swords from your right side, this was standard issue among the roman legions to avoid the thing getting tangled up in shit. Longer european swords had to adjust their fashion sense to have the left side overlap the right on shirts to avoid crossguards getting stuck on buttoned shirts.


a9b48e (1)  No.16431245

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>>16427499

>>16427456

Have there been any attempts to get War of the Roses working again through a server emulator or something?


548ad1 (3)  No.16431538>>16431551

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>Be me

>Playing Mordhau

>See a bow faggot sitting on a mini tower

>Run up and cut him down before he even has the chance to draw the sword he has no idea how to use but carries around anyway

>See a rapier weeaboo profile picture faggot on the ground jump down and slash him over the head

>Catch a knife in the back by some fag using throwing knives


1064c4 (3)  No.16431551>>16431556 >>16431568 >>16431570

>>16431538

wait, you can catch projectiles? i always go for a parry.


548ad1 (3)  No.16431556

>>16431551

no he threw a knife into my back and i fucking died


1064c4 (3)  No.16431568

>>16431551

oh … i saw someone break a catapult boulder mid air by shooting an arrow at it.


947d07 (1)  No.16431570>>16431573

>>16431551

if the knife/axe in your body is reachable you can pull it out and throw it back.


1064c4 (3)  No.16431573

>>16431570

yeah i know that, i misread the post and thought he caught it midair.


025777 (2)  No.16431620

>>16422022 (OP)

>games really fun

>actually feels smooth and definitely plays better than chivalry

>dancing knights like you said aren't possible as of yet fuck helicoptering

Literally everything is good apart from the servers and while I like the customization I wish it was a little less gay. Pretty sure it's mostly cosmetic but it's an online game and you have to pay in-game money to git gud basically. At least there are no micro-transactions.

>>16422117

It's literally better than chivalry in all regards apart from servers.

>>16422642

>he can't counter drag


fcb80c (6)  No.16431731>>16431742 >>16431778 >>16431827

God i love playing with the bow. Just picking people off 1 by 1. And they cant do anything to stop it.


3b40ad (4)  No.16431742

>>16431731

screenshot it, I don't believe you.


548ad1 (3)  No.16431778>>16431857

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eb7b70 (2)  No.16431827>>16431857

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>>16431731

COME HERE SO I CAN SHOVE MY BARDICHE UP YOUR ASS YOU STRING PLUCKING NANCY BOY


3b40ad (4)  No.16431857>>16432087

>>16431827

>>16431778

Have you niggers ever seen a good archer in game? He is fucking lying


9cb6cb (1)  No.16431894>>16432038 >>16432054

>>16430633

This is what you get for supporting west devs. Enjoy your 'women are just as strong as men' propaganda. They won't even have a bust slider either.


3b40ad (4)  No.16432038

>>16431894

>>16430633

>This is what you get for supporting west devs.

This isn't news… they said that they would add female characters ages ago when this game didn't even had a playable beta yet.


c67636 (1)  No.16432054>>16432142

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>>16431894

Why are you so mad about being given the opportunity to stab women to death with no reprecussions?


60cf17 (7)  No.16432080>>16432110 >>16432121 >>16434151

>>16422022 (OP)

Not sure how long the appeal will last but Engineer is especially hilarious at the moment.

>Completely shutting down doorways and access points with spiketraps

>Houses can be almost permanently barricaded with archer shields since you can repair faster than even 2 players can reliably damage your shield

>Takes all of 2 seconds to place a barricade and 5-7 seconds for it to autoconstruct, while it takes 20+ seconds for some asshole to chop it down for no reward

>Good team support means you can set up ballistae at chokepoints, turning them into no-access zones

Like archers, gets players buttblasted as hell since they came for swordplay and are instead having to deal with barricades and spikes all over the place slowing down their gameplay

Or for additional fun,

>Play straight Spearman

>Nothing but thrusting attacks

>Swordsmen sperg out, try to counter, but you just backpeddle and poke at them while they can't even reach you with their swings


eb7b70 (2)  No.16432087

>>16431857

There's no such thing as a good archer, but there are annoying as all hell archers. Bow fags, and horse fags will all go into the ovens when the time comes.


338ba2 (1)  No.16432110

>>16432080

>Engineer

There is nothing more satisfying in this game than bashing someone to death with the lute, then playing a victory song. It's so much fucking fun.


72ef79 (8)  No.16432121>>16432206

>>16432080

is the projectile trail of the ballista actually accurate? I always feel like the projectile travels faster and has more drop-off than is shown.


2d31a9 (1)  No.16432142>>16432158 >>16432217 >>16433545

>>16432054

>faggots rewrite history

>people complain

>"haha y u mad tho u get 2 beat up women"

People are "mad" because they aren't particularly keen on the idea of feminism seeping into yet another thing. You're either astoundingly stupid or a shill.


025777 (2)  No.16432158>>16435439

>>16432142

>>faggots rewrite history

It's not rewriting history, this isn't a realistic game based on real events. If it were based on wars between France, Germany and England sure but this is all fictional.


60cf17 (7)  No.16432206>>16433103

>>16432121

No, you are absolutely correct. The trail is incredibly misleading, and the ballista bolt travels fast as fuck. It is really best used at short or AT MOST medium range from what I can tell, and also is best again lightly armored targets. Vague testing has shown it does like 20-30 damage to heavy armor, but straight up 70-100 damage on archers and lightly armored swordsmen. If you can get elevated and protected, firing down at short range is the best option. Also disregard archers/crossbows as it is nearly impossible to effectively hit someone on an engy ballista with an arrow, especially from even 20 degrees lower than them.


60cf17 (7)  No.16432217>>16435439

>>16432142

I understand your point, but think it boils down to personal preference in this case. Historical accuracy is important, but only to a point. I would prefer that they didn't include women, as it is unrealistic and silly for the timeperiod, but considering there is no story and it is a pure arena fightan game, just putting females in wouldn't take me out of the fun too badly. When it is done in something like Rome Total War where you can have female generals, or straight up black female nazis in whatever game that was, THAT is too far removed from reality that it becomes jarring and actually pulls me out of the action. But I don't think it'll be too bothersome here, though again, I can see where you're coming from with 'there's literally no reason they should be here so why do it'. I agree, but just not as bothered if they ignore that logic I guess in this specific scenario.


19cde7 (3)  No.16432409

It needs more maps


19cde7 (3)  No.16432454

Lol are you low test soyboys getting mad over gurrrls in Mordhau? Tbh i havent seen one in game so i dunno if its even true.

Anyway, you autists need to fuck off. Mutilating female npcs is boner inducing to me so dont ruin this shit with m-muh realism


3b40ad (4)  No.16432461>>16432501 >>16432548

19cde7 and 60cf17 are outsiders trying to infiltrate /v/, ignore them.


60cf17 (7)  No.16432501

File (hide): 8bb4e926d6724b4⋯.png (159.73 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 1454079977654.png) (h) (u)

>>16432461

I am most certainly not. Look at this very appropriate image that reflects my understanding of this situation and please ignore any filenames related.


19cde7 (3)  No.16432548>>16432940

>>16432461

Ive been here before you kids came from """""the exodus"""" rofl.


b4cf1e (2)  No.16432940

>>16432548

Yeah I've been here all summer xD


72ef79 (8)  No.16433103

>>16432206

thanks for the tips and for confirming my suspicions.

Also, is it just me or is there basically no reason to use the estoc over the longsword? the increase in thrust damage doesn't seem worth it at all.


e929d6 (1)  No.16433545>>16433805 >>16435439 >>16435456 >>16441145

>>16432142

But the game isn't claiming to be depicting history. There's no story mode, it's not having you reenact any historical battles. Adding women isn't an issue. This ain't Battlefield V where they're trying to tell you that there was a transgender amputee stronk black womyn in WW2.


ead1b2 (1)  No.16433805>>16434093

>>16433545

screeching voice as annoying you stupid nigger lover


d2b5e7 (2)  No.16433837>>16434006 >>16434039

I'm about to start this game fresh, Is it smart to spend all the tutorial money on armour and just pick up weapons on the battlefield?


4cae28 (7)  No.16434006

>>16433837

You get a basic piece of every category of armor and all of the really cool cosmetic pieces require leveling up to unlock. Spend your starting money on equipment, buy things that the defaults can't give you, I highly recommend the medic bag as you can throw that shit down and get hundreds of points from people retreating and healing near a choke point. The wooden mallet is not worth purchasing, any place you'll need it you'll find one lying nearby but when you get a few levels in the Blacksmith Hammer is a massive upgrade when it comes to building shit. Finally, watch put for equipping any sort of bow, crossbow included, on a loadout as the Huntsman perk is on the default archer class and that gives such a huge damage bonus they can one-shot you even through heavy armor.


b4cec4 (2)  No.16434039

>>16433837

>Is it smart to spend all the tutorial money on armour and just pick up weapons on the battlefield?

absolutely, even if you have the money you are more restricted on points. put on lvl 3 body armor and a lvl 2 helmet, buy some perks like bloodlust and a cheap weapon, stab some nigger in the back loot his zweihander/poleaxe and swing away.


2fc4e4 (3)  No.16434093>>16435077

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>>16433805

>Barely comprehensible English

>Calling me a nigger love when I'm making a case against niggers

The nigger is you, anon. Kill yourself


b87a55 (6)  No.16434138>>16434169 >>16435501

>>16428363

>I would like kicks to be buffed slightly. Right now you can't kick someone who's just holding their shield up while walking backwards and that feels bad, it should have a proper counterplay.

If you kick a shield in real life then your not going to be doing much against the guy with the shield….

>I'd also like to be able to kick while jumping.

This would be awesome.


b87a55 (6)  No.16434151

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>>16432080

>Like archers, gets players buttblasted as hell since they came for swordplay and are instead having to deal with barricades and spikes all over the place slowing down their gameplay

You strike me as the kind of subhuman who used fire grenades in Chivalry.


72ef79 (8)  No.16434169

>>16434138

in real life there are a number of ways of getting around shields not available to us in this clunky virtual space.

side note; does anyone else think swords should be doing less damage on tier3 armour? historically the cutting edge on swords does fuck all against plate and right now there isnt much of a reason to switch to the mordhau most of the time. it seems to me the reach trade-off isnt worth the damage gain since swords can already do so much damage.


b5d0f8 (1)  No.16434190

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>>16427419

I agree fellow gamer. Saw this game mentioned on reddit and just knew I had to buy it. I'm having fun but think I'll hold off until they add PoC and female charachters, game doesn't feel complete without them.


72730d (3)  No.16435077

>>16434093

You suck nigger trap cock you little faggit.


a2de7e (1)  No.16435094

>glitched out in the tutorial

Time to uninstall I guess.


d08e41 (3)  No.16435119>>16435140 >>16435437 >>16435518

File (hide): a5b9feff97031ec⋯.jpg (180.57 KB, 1250x782, 625:391, 8ballz.jpg) (h) (u)

>/v/ just shitposts, with less effort and more cancer then reddit

>no way of knowing if this is actually worth getting


72730d (3)  No.16435140>>16435437

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>>16435119

it's very worth getting, because the devs showed balls and did a fun game when everyone else said that fun was bad.

Have you ever asked a game dev why you can't have more than 2 weapons at the same time in most common shooters? They will tell you that it is not balanced. But in Mordhau you can pick up 4 weapons/items in vs mode and 6 in horde mode. You can almost throw every weapon you can find. The devs of this game went out and tried something that others said wouldn't work, and I think they did a pretty good job at that.


fcb80c (6)  No.16435214

I recommend using the longbow if you plan on going bow. Its great and it does alot of damage.


24dd6a (2)  No.16435271>>16435323 >>16435333 >>16436360

>Set up a duel server, now consistently full

>Apart from the occasional bugman, everyone plays nicely

>Full of god-tier players I can barely land a hit on, always last on own server

How do I get good at this 1:1? I can't seem to get beyond a strike-block slugfest until I make a fatal mistake or someone who knows feints and drags destroys me. It doesn't seem possible to practice anything in public chaos zergfests but in duels I am getting destroyed a bit too quickly to learn any technique. I'm not even sure what skill to prioritise.


1f53b2 (2)  No.16435323>>16436532

>>16435271

Try doing what they do, also move around a lot. A lot of the game is moving backwards and forwards and around them in order to hit a good spot.

Learn feinting and use morph attacks, kick if need be just don't be a nigger. Most of the game is just timing and reactions. Play against bots for a little bit maybe.


72730d (3)  No.16435333

>>16435271

chivalry was released in 2012. Many mordhau players used to play it back then. You are simply to late to the party.


7f3d6d (2)  No.16435407

File (hide): d8e67a5bc9a2551⋯.jpg (251.33 KB, 1200x710, 120:71, female-transvestite-bodybu….jpg) (h) (u)

>>16430633

>We dont want females running around with broad shoulders and man hands.

But trannies want someone who resembles them in the game. That is the whole point.

Just get the standard male model, give it long hair and some lipstick and you made a tranny.


09db38 (1)  No.16435429

File (hide): b957ccf86d224e6⋯.jpg (140.38 KB, 761x1049, 761:1049, 1462842336842-1.jpg) (h) (u)

Quickest way to get gold?

Hacks or cheats welcome.


fd1e6e (3)  No.16435437

>>16435140

>>16435119

It's not worth getting because it's already being cucked by SJW devs


fd1e6e (3)  No.16435439

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>>16432158

>>16432217

>>16433545

We got the BF5 devs here now shilling this shit

LOL


7f3d6d (2)  No.16435456>>16435661 >>16436564 >>16441145

>>16433545

Adding women is a bigger issue in a game that revolves around hand to hand combat. Its one thing to shoot a gun at someone in the distnace. But up close a woman would easily by physically overpowered.

They probably wouldnt be able to reload a crossbow. Or effectively draw a bow unless it was a very small one.


d08e41 (3)  No.16435478>>16436360 >>16437767

>install mordhau

>cursor is all over the place, cannot acces most of the options because the cursor doesnt allow me to move there , as in it just doesnt see it

>unable to fuck around in options to try and fix it because i also cannot move my cursor over the only fucking one options button

>cannot play even if its broken because you are unable to click on join button

i would post pics but steam doesnt fucking let me take screenshots


b34676 (3)  No.16435501

>>16434138

Kicking is already the counterplay to shields. It's less punishing than it was in Chiv, but you get a free hit if you kick someone who's blocking. The problem is the kick range is absolutely pitiful, so you can't hit someone who's blocking and walking backwards. Shields are pretty strong right now, but I'm generally more of a fan of giving strong things a counterplay than just straight up nerfing them.


b34676 (3)  No.16435518

>>16435119

Very worth. It's not very expensive anyway, so what's the worst that can happen?

It may or may not be your niche, that's on you to figure out, but there is one thing this game does very very right that most modern games don't seem to. It's very clear the developers of this game set out to make a fun game as their number one goal. Something they themselves would like to play. There's no bells and whistles or skinner boxes to try to sell it to more people or whatever. It isn't a product they're trying to sell to make money, it's a game made for its own sake. I admire that greatly.


5ee906 (10)  No.16435571

>>16426392

>Jason Vandenberghe

He left soon after For Honor released, which is exactly why the game is currently absolute fucking trash


e96729 (4)  No.16435661>>16435708 >>16436267 >>16436564

>>16435456

Women don't have the requisite strength to even carry all the gear a typical gruny does in modern warfare.


1224a6 (1)  No.16435708>>16435984 >>16442401

>>16435661

Is it just ant people policy to waste the hostage because there's a million more to replace them?


fe7ed1 (1)  No.16435941>>16436257

>>16422022 (OP)

Glad you enjoy it somewhat, but do yourself and society a favour and stop buying early access fetuses.

They’re all nothing but kickstarters for even lazier developers catering to Cock-er Spaniels of consumers.


2fc4e4 (3)  No.16435984>>16436034

>>16435708

In most bug cultures, it's considered a great dishonor to be captured by the enemy. In her mind, she's probably doing the hostage a favor.


85abf2 (1)  No.16436034

>>16435984

Too bad the hostage's family has to pay for the bullets.


feb947 (2)  No.16436247>>16436269 >>16436283

mordhau or europa universalis 4?


2c31c9 (3)  No.16436257

>>16435941

This game is not in early access. It was kickstarted, and backers had access to early builds, but there was no way to buy it after the kickstarter. This is the full release. If anything, it's one of the few successful kickstarter games working out the way they're supposed to.


6d1da4 (1)  No.16436267>>16436564

>>16435661

a man the same size with no training could probably kick her ass though.


2c31c9 (3)  No.16436269>>16436277

>>16436247

In what respect? The games are so completely different it almost bars comparison. The only similarity is they're both medieval-ish video games, otherwise they're worlds apart.


feb947 (2)  No.16436277>>16436297 >>16436346

>>16436269

I've got about thirty bucks until next payday. Wondering what'd be more value. Seems like it'd be Mordhau because EU4 needs DLC, but I could just go to G2A for that.


d08e41 (3)  No.16436283

>>16436247

they are both shit


2c31c9 (3)  No.16436297

>>16436277

If money is an issue, I'd go with Mordhau due to it being entirely multilayer and all. EU you could pirate with no problems.

As for mileage, it depends. If swordfighting autism is your kind of thing, you could put 1000s of hours into it, but if it isn't, it'll still be a fun thing to do. You'll just play it until you get bored or whatever. For GSG, the way I understand it, you typically either get barely any time at all in because you don't get it, or you spend hundreds of hours in it. If you know you like them, that's probably the safer bet. If not, I'd go with Mordhau.


1f53b2 (2)  No.16436346

>>16436277

>paying for a paradox game

jesus anon, don't do that. Pirate EU4 and buy Mordhau after pirating that too, testing it out on a local game would probably be a good idea to see if you like it.


a6d059 (9)  No.16436360>>16436532

>>16435478

Try editing the ini?

>>16435271

So far, I think nearly every technique has its place, work on incorporating one at a time until you can cycle them out on the fly. Establish a rhythm then break the rhythm, faint early one trade and then do a delayed faint for instance, then go to a morph to a dragged wing or riposte or something. The best thing you can do is constantly change it up. And if you can land them, kicking their block will usually let you get a free stab on their head.


24dd6a (2)  No.16436532>>16436555 >>16436607 >>16436626

>>16436360

>>16435323

Thanks, am trying to incorporate things. Had some success - then, shieldniggers struck. Is there any counter to shields other than kicking? As someone else noted, it is extremely difficult to connect a kick on an enemy who is moving away or weaving about, and if you are using a polearm or longer sword where you need some distance it seems you face an insurmountable disadvantage.

Another issue I found was being spammed with rapier thrusts when you have a much slower weapon like a maul or halberd. It's not possible to get the weapon up in between blocks fast enough to strike without the rapier interrupting and hitting. Maybe chambering is the only counter, but it doesn't seem slow weapons can react fast enough to do it…

I also came across (and banned) a suspected hacker/bot user already. He was instantly blocking all attacks with a rapier, including ones from directly behind when he was standing around unawares, confirmed by me fighting him and my spectating another guy who noticed him too. I'm pretty sure this isn't possible with any legit play? Otherwise things are pretty broken. Although if a bot can do this it suggests the mechanics are not as sound as they supposedly are.


a6d059 (9)  No.16436555

>>16436532

I usually use a halberd, and that is pretty slow and I do not have problems chambering the rapiers. You can always just knock a shield users stamina down but that usually takes too long, so I stick with kicks. Just walk up close and push them into a wall or wait for them to be coming towards you and then kick. Kick could definitely use just a bit of movement because it is a pain to handle the really defensive players. If you have a longer weapon you can always try to angle your swings to hit the shield fags in the back/lower body although I haven't been able to do this reliably.

I don't know about the cheater, I haven't seen anything like that and would have to see it myself.


2b0cca (4)  No.16436564>>16437096

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>>16435661

>>16436267

>>16435456

>a woman would easily by physically overpowered

Why even debate this? You guys saw the Serena Williams tennis match? She basically claimed that she could easily beat a male tennis player ranked 200. She played against some dude and got absolutely destroyed. The best female tennis player can't even beat a male one outside of the top 200.


2b0cca (4)  No.16436568

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2b0cca (4)  No.16436569

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b4cec4 (2)  No.16436607

>>16436532

>Is there any counter to shields other than kicking?

You can try an overhead slash and jumping as it can hit the head despite his shield being up. Same for swings from the side wrapping around the shield if you hit while stepping around him. Other than that every hit blocked by the shield takes quite a bit of stamina and eventually he will drop it and the weapon right after.


a6d059 (9)  No.16436626

>>16436532

Also I just played a game and not sure if it is my imagination or not, but axes might do extra stamina drain to shields


a4ca31 (1)  No.16436704>>16437315

>>16422276

>>16422363

Yeah I am pretty sure you are confusing parrying with blocking without a shield. I honestly don't care to much about the directional combat myself because mass combat is the game's biggest flaw since everyone breaks out into immersion breaking duel fests.


bf7f17 (4)  No.16437096>>16437215 >>16441883

>>16436564

>Venus and Serena Williams had claimed that they could beat any male player ranked outside the world's top 200, so Braasch, then ranked 203rd, challenged them both. Braasch was described by one journalist as "a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager". The matches took place on court number 12 in Melbourne Park, after Braasch had finished a round of golf and two shandies. With a broken wrist and a badly sprained ankle following a bar brawl, He first took on Serena and after leading 5--0, beat her 6–1. Venus then walked on court and again Braasch was victorious, this time winning 6–2. Braasch said afterwards, "500 and above, no chance". He added that he had played like someone ranked 600th in order to keep the game "fun".

Absolutely fucking savage.


2b0cca (4)  No.16437215

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>>16437096

Whoever defends females after that match is basically a total faggot. Deliberately

ignoring facts to keep their fetish alive. Back then the williams were basically the best female tennis players, by far… And they got absolutely destroyed. If the best female tennis player can't beat an average ranked male tennis players, than what good is the average female gonna do against men?


09aa83 (1)  No.16437230

Throwing shit and seeing it stick out of people’s heads is genuinely the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while


8fc3b3 (11)  No.16437315>>16442131

>>16436704

I don't know, I haven't played the game in a good while. All I remember is that in combat I never had to make sure the direction things were in the correct direction of the strike when parrying/blocking/whatever, without a shield. I'm not certain I'd call having to turn in the right direction when using a shield directional combat, but sure. What I did was the higher level strat, anyways, since if you time it perfectly (and you grinded up your sword skill) you could just master stroke almost every time for free damage (another thing that makes deliverance have shitty combat, btw, but that's another story).


d2b5e7 (2)  No.16437356>>16437478

Kick needs and buff and I'd love it if there was a grab button so I could get shields out of the way and wrestle dexfags up close. By the way does anyone find it odd how there's no shield bash either? Hestly the game could use a lot more options in combat with them considering their shields basically nulify half the game mechanics.


3bdc82 (1)  No.16437478

>>16437356

>By the way does anyone find it odd how there's no shield bash either? Hestly the game could use a lot more options in combat with them considering their shields basically nulify half the game mechanics.

I agree that shields are annoying to deal with. Chivalry had a slightly faster kick so maybe that would help the game?


a6d059 (9)  No.16437767

>>16435478

https://mordhau.com/forum/topic/14964/new-patch/

Scroll down, a couple posts in.

>try alt+enter to enter / leave windowed mode. or:

>Go to C:\Users*YOUR USER*\AppData\Local\Mordhau\Saved\Config\WindowsClient (you can Start->Run->%LocalAppData% and locate the Mordhau folder)

>Open GameUserSettings.ini

>Find these two lines

>ResolutionSizeX=1920

>ResolutionSizeY=1080

>And try changing them to fit your screen resolution or even a smaller one (like 1280x720). Then restart Mordhau. There's a bunch of other parameters like FullScreenMode you may want to tweak with. Remember to make a backup copy of the file just in case.


72eef2 (1)  No.16438394>>16441167

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I'm using a cheeky hobo build, all of the good perks but no armor and weapon. I either have to go in fights with my fists or I just scavenge a good weapon from dead teammates/allies. I'm pretty bad and webm related is nothing impressive but I think it's fun, also forces you to use whatever you find on the battlefield.


4024fe (1)  No.16438568

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>tfw you one hit a fully armoured enemy by exploding his head with a maul

>tfw you swing a zwei and kill two enemies in one


cd5851 (2)  No.16439903

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>>16422437

>>16422489

take it to cuckchan


db5314 (2)  No.16440945

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Don't even talk to me if you dont have a 12 throwing knife mercenary or a 15 rock peasant loadout.


b87a55 (6)  No.16441053

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>mfw I land a THICC chambering on another swordsman who is also thrusting. Sparks flying everywhere.

>Then follow up with a free underhanded swing that one shots.


c6caad (4)  No.16441067>>16441076 >>16441127

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Combat feels like arse.

Why are stabs with a spear so slow ? Why are my basic spear attacks wide swings with the same effective range as most swords.

Why are jabs/stabs so slow ? How are they blocking jabs so easily ?

Why is everything about circling around the enemy and dance-like timing ?

Why am I so vulnerable with a giant kite shield against a guy with a tiny sword?

Why does plate armor do next to nothing ?

It's so tedious it's like fighting in your dreams.


bdeba3 (1)  No.16441076>>16441081

>>16441067

Because you're shit at the game and no amount of powerful equipment in the world will help you if you don't know how to use it.


c6caad (4)  No.16441081>>16441163

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>>16441076

I can be the shittiest shitter that ever played this, but that will not change how terrible the combat is.


b87a55 (6)  No.16441127>>16441150

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>>16441067

>Why is everything so slow?

You are using spear.

>How are they blocking jabs so easily ?

Because your spear is slow.

>Why am I so vulnerable with a giant kite shield against a guy with a tiny sword?

Because you are bad. You are probably moving too slowly and getting flanked yes?

>Why does plate armor do next to nothing ?

Because you keep getting hit.

My diagnosis:

Go to a duel server.

Trade out your spear and shield for a Greatsword or Longsword.

Get Gud. Learn to chamber, time your blocks, drag strikes, and fake out your opponents.

If you have a friend try dueling with training swords to practice more effectively.

Dueling severs give you a nice amount of gold for playing as well. So you'll be able to make money while practicing.


01e19a (1)  No.16441145

>>16433545

>>16435456

>add women

>they have 30% basic HP

>no two handies allowed

there, solved, twitt devs with this wisdom from beyond the mortal realm of uderstanding


c6caad (4)  No.16441150>>16441174

>>16441127

Ok, but what is the deal with jabs ? Why are they slower than basic swings ?


e96729 (4)  No.16441163

>>16441081

you don't know what's good or bad if you have never been good at anything.


e96729 (4)  No.16441167

>>16438394

i've done a few perks, full armor and no weapon then just pick up whatever since people are dying all over the place.


b87a55 (6)  No.16441174>>16441181 >>16441229

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>>16441150

>Why are they (jabs) slower than basic swings ?

Take a heavy item you have. Like a dumbell or something.

Try swinging it around like a sword. Pretty strait foreword right?

Now try thrusting it forward. Not as easy or fast is it?

You are extending your arm outward and it makes the blade's weight more of a strain.


2350b1 (1)  No.16441181>>16441229

>>16441174

This, swings are natural movement.

A jab is actually an awkward movement.


c6caad (4)  No.16441229>>16441662 >>16441678 >>16441684

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>>16441174

>>16441181

How the fuck would jabbing with a spear or sword be a slower movement ? Are you guys out of your mind ?

Spears in particular are designed for jabs. Try swinging with a spear instead of jabbing. Now that is akward and the *historically accurate* devs put that in. Fucking spear swings.

The entire point of a spear is to have a long stick in a straight line between you and the enemy so you do a quick movement forward and it's in his face or torso.

You should have at least 1 meter range advantage.

And here I am swinging like a retard in this game.


67a63e (3)  No.16441449

How much would my multiplayer M&B experience help me on this game? Reading through the thread it sounds remarkably similar


4937a3 (1)  No.16441640>>16441659

From what I'm hearing, spears are awful in this game. Real shame since they're my favorite. I don't know why it's nearly impossible for devs to implement them properly considering they're one of the simplest weapons in existence by design.

At the very least, are polearms good? I don't just mean basic bitch halberds, I'm talking bills, voulges, war scythes, fauchards, etc. Most devs don't give a shit about spears so I wouldn't expect spontoons or ranseurs, but tell me polearms aren't entirely shitty.


b34676 (3)  No.16441659

>>16441640

Not sure where you've been listening. People bitch about spears all the time. The short spear and shield combo is particularly strong, which makes sense if you think historically.

As for other polearms, they're pretty decent. Billhooks are particularly interesting. They're the only weapon that can drag people off horses, and they have negative knockback; they draw enemies towards you when you hit them which is super nice for team fights.


240a55 (1)  No.16441662

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>>16441229

Stabs do give you more range than a regular swing, and they are also faster than a swing. Your ass keeps getting blocked because the stab animation is quite obvious and lots of people have been getting stabbed non-stop until they finally learned to block.

If you want your shitty spear to actually do damage you have to do more than spam a braindead move. Feint, let them block nothing, then stab them again while their blocking is in cooldow. Go for an overhead and morph it into a stab and get the same result as if you had feinted. People are still so new they don't proper blocking, like your dumb fucking ass.


130b26 (1)  No.16441675>>16441725 >>16442998

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

How long until the game becomes "no fun allowed"?


81e56a (1)  No.16441678

>>16441229

Both wepons are jab and swing weapons, what are we even discussing. Plus spears are more badass more often than not.

The thing is, one is more suited than the other for jabbing or stabbing


4f4ff0 (9)  No.16441684>>16441687 >>16441986

>>16441229

>How the fuck would jabbing with a spear or sword be a slower movement ? Are you guys out of your mind ?

Just try it and see for yourself.

A jab is an awkward movement.


4f4ff0 (9)  No.16441687

>>16441684

Also, a spear jab isn't as awkward because the spear has way longer handle, unlike the sword.


fdfe30 (1)  No.16441707>>16441718 >>16441732 >>16441767

What's the fucking point of wearing light armor for speed if any random faggot with an eveningstar and full plate can instantly catch up to you when you try to run away?


18c14c (5)  No.16441718

>>16441707

The point is to not run away you autismo. Stand and fight. The speed makes a difference for short retreats and when you're actually moving around in fights where the speed increase is huge for your maneuverability. You're never supposed to straight up run away, though.


60cf17 (7)  No.16441725>>16441767

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>>16441675

>Posh voice set to maximum high-pitch

>No armor, only cosmetics

>All the perk points in the world; friendly and fireproof are a must

>Three fucking firebombs

>Spawn, spam V the whole match

>Rush towards the nearest fight

>Hurl all the pots in a wide area in or preferably behind the enemies

>Burn damage doesn't start immediately so you won't do initial damage, but it also means most folk won't realize they're standing in fire if they're busy fighting in a melee

>Fights also have a formula of 'push forward, swing, backpeddle, repeat', meaning fire behind the line of enemies guarantees hits

>Run off and watch 200-400 damage pop up on your screen

>Even if they take 2 ticks of damage, that's near 45 damage on each person and also nets you 50ish points for assisting if they die within the next 20-30 seconds

>Run to a nearby chest, resupply

>Repeat

>End every match in the top 10-14 with 3000 points, 400 gold and only a handful of deaths

We're already there, bub.


60cf17 (7)  No.16441732>>16446102

>>16441707

The speed difference is slightly misunderstood because sprinting isn't instantaneous. It takes time from pressing and holding sprint to build to your max speed. Without armor, your MAXIMUM sprint speed is greater than that of a heavy plate user, but if you turn around in a fight and try running and the opponent is already running at you with a long-reaching weapon, they'll catch up and smack you before you can get away. Getting hit resets your sprint, slowing you down, and they smack you again to death. If you want to run from a fight, you have to do it before people get to you, not 'oh shit I'm losing better run' unless you've got people on your own team to run around and hide behind.


e446d6 (1)  No.16441763>>16441776

Is there anything more satisfying than blasting a horse and its rider with a ballista, pinning them to a wall?


ba70ff (28)  No.16441767

>>16441707

You can do any of these things:

1. Fake him out into defending before trying to run

2. Use the "Dodge" perk

3. Use the "Rush" perk

4. Just kick him and then run

I have a Norse berserker character with a war axe, fire bomb and leather chest armor with nothing else, and people always have problems trying to hit me. It's surprisingly fun with the last stand perk, you'd be surprised how bad people are at blocking fist attacks and go into a "oh shit hes in last stand better do nothing but parry ineffectually" panic state. Nothing outrageous like >>16441725 said but I still get a 2 to 1 KDR consistently and it's not standing around waiting for people to walk into dots while avoiding arrows.


ba70ff (28)  No.16441776

>>16441763

My favorite is:

>wade into front line

>kill two guys with a single war axe swing

>"PATHETIC FILTH" "YOU SCUM SUCKING DOG"

>slightly_nervous_and_uncomfortable_bascinets.png

>enemy line breaks and runs away immediately


2fc4e4 (3)  No.16441883

>>16437096

>When a brutish, stumbling alcoholic is better than you at something you train rigorously for

I'm surprised neither of them have become an hero


000000 (2)  No.16441936

Any way to play the cracked version online?


5c4d1a (2)  No.16441964>>16441980 >>16441986

What is this games single player like? is it more like mountain blade, chivalry, or is it like kingdom come deliverance?


01f726 (1)  No.16441980>>16442030

>>16441964

It's more like an improved chivalry


ba70ff (28)  No.16441986>>16442030

>>16441684

Thrusts are faster than swings in real life, as they are in the game. It's a shorter and simpler movement. Swings involve a circular arc of motion, thrusts are a straight line. The disadvantage of thrusts is their limited range of motion can make them easy to predict and swings can catch your opponent from strange angles. Swings also have a bigger potential for damage thanks to torque.

>>16441964

It's a multiplayer focused game from the ground up. There are bots and a horde mode, though. So I guess it's like Chivalry or Unreal Tournament.


5c4d1a (2)  No.16442030

>>16441986

>>16441980

oh, ok. so the only single player is just playing multiplayer game modes with bots?


da3da1 (1)  No.16442049>>16442057 >>16442611

Why are spears 10 points? They have half the range they should, and they're slow as fuck. You can't even throw them. Should I just swap weapons and never look back?


ba70ff (28)  No.16442057

>>16442049

They're as long as the longest weapon in the game, so I'm not sure what you're talking about. The most effective strategy is to stand "second rank" and dip in for stabs when your front liners are keeping them occupied. Just know that it will earn you allchat ire.

>just throw an 8 foot pole lmao

No.


fc3bac (1)  No.16442131>>16442151

>>16437315

I just did the tutorial quest on a new play through. You have directional blocking IF you're not using a shield.


ba70ff (28)  No.16442151

>>16442131

There is no directional blocking. You have to look at the incoming weapon to block it. Like, place your crosshair on it. This is even more obvious when you look at the advanced stat block for weapons and realize everything has "block view tolerances." All the shield does is give you a really wide blocking angle, and kite shields allow you to hold down the button to continuously block.


3747e6 (11)  No.16442308>>16442645

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ec9db2 (1)  No.16442401

>>16435708

Russia does something similar (not just wasting hostage but accepting it if some hostages are killed in the process of killing/capturing the hostage takers), but it's pretty effective at preventing hostage situations if people know that taking hostages won't help them.


489662 (9)  No.16442533>>16442537 >>16443775

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>>16422022 (OP)

played 6 hours so far.

Havent experienced bugs more than once (I keep seeing the "packet loss" notification but I dont notice a difference really).

TDM lasts like 20 min for me

Horses are kinda OP. Reminds me of the Jets in BF4. Dudes just hoarde em and ride em all day. Luckily, Bear Traps end them real quick, but not many know that yet

Also HOT DAMN, THOSE STRINGS


489662 (9)  No.16442537

>>16442533

I like it significantly more than Chivalry. Way more customization, fighting feels way more fluid. The only big combat difference I noticed is that Crossbows only do like 75 damage tops, whereas in Chivarly they 1 shot p much all the time. maybe theres a stronger vers I just havent found yet.

I main Executioner Sword anyways. Zweihander OP


489662 (9)  No.16442545

>>16422195

>ability to toggle non-realistic cosmetic elements client-side

… thats actually a really clever idea


489662 (9)  No.16442594

>>16426686

>F2P

literally you'd need is unlocked at the beginning, the only thing you buy is cosmetics and that shit can be bought within 2 matches tops, no matter how bad you are


3747e6 (11)  No.16442610

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I feel like my skill suddenly jumped up today for some reason. Also fuck shieldfags, they don't deserve 60 FPS.


fcb523 (1)  No.16442611

>>16442049

Spears are also really good at knocking people off of horses, as long as you can time it properly.


5ee906 (10)  No.16442645>>16442794

>>16442308

>shitty weak dumb peasants

>chads

Knights were literally peak testosterone and killing machines. Not only professional swordsmen and horse riders, but also excellent wrestlers and hunters. Peasants were no match even for the average 14 year old trained nomble


da658c (1)  No.16442658>>16442674 >>16442682 >>16443150

Is there any advantage to taking the peasant perk?


146aa6 (1)  No.16442674

>>16442658

You get peasant exclusive weapons like the scythe and the shovel. Its more of a meme by the scythe is fucking cool.


489662 (9)  No.16442682>>16442716 >>16442723

>>16442658

I've seen dudes running around with Scythes so I think it unlocks "peasant" weapons. maybe an achievement or two too. I've died multiple times to the Scythe…

Also side note, One thing I'd change to improve the game: Faster Kicks.


3747e6 (11)  No.16442689

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Later on this guy stabbed me in the fucking eye because I tried to stab him with the falchion while he has a longer reach with the estoc. Bad idea.


3747e6 (11)  No.16442716>>16442720 >>16442757 >>16443028

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>>16442682

Faster kicks aren't needed in my opinion. If you're dealing with a shieldfag and you wanna kick his ass (drains a fuckton of his stamina) you go in really close for an attack and morph it into a kick. Of course if he's one of the really annoying niggers that never stop spamming attack, just keep parrying and riposting until he runs out of stamina and drops his shield. You can also try to either get really close and parry into a kick, or maneuver your weapon around his shield.

Now,

WHAT REALLY NEEDS FUCKING NERFING THOUGH, IS THE RAPIER. THAT SHIT DOES WAY TOO MUCH DAMAGE TO PLATE ARMOUR. ALL BLADED WEAPONS DO TOO.


489662 (9)  No.16442720>>16442723 >>16442757

>>16442716

rapier/zweihander are OP but its not broken. I've tried the rapier and found the same success as my executioner. Rapier/Short Sword/Dagger players are swifty bastards arent they


489662 (9)  No.16442723>>16442854

>>16442682

>>16442720

OH WAIT I FORGOT

Here's what I'd ACTUALLY change to fix the game:

If I die while the swing is already half done, the attack should follow through post-death. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.


3747e6 (11)  No.16442757

>>16442720

Nah it just has too much damage against armor dude. I don't even mind the speed. The Zweihander is slow as shit, but the range can be deceiving at times, as you can see in >>16442716 when I went for the stab and chambered, I thought his stab was going to whiff, and when I tried to parry even though he had missed the swing.


ba70ff (28)  No.16442794

>>16442645

>le all knights were peak warriors meme

Just like today many knighthoods were purchased, or gained because the knights father knows a guy who knows a guy. The nobility were also prone to irrational displays of status. Many nobles actually had a shit diet because they ate based on status, which means eating sugary foods all the time in an era without toothpaste. Ancient physicians actually had a term for diabetes: it was the "honey disease" because the urine of the diabetic tastes sweet due to undigested sugar. To a certain extent, the "chad peasant" is a reality, but not for many knights who did actually earn their titles or were raised properly.


ba70ff (28)  No.16442854>>16442863

>>16442723

That is already a thing. Even blunt weapons do that, but they are hitstopped by living people.


489662 (9)  No.16442863>>16442908 >>16442968

>>16442854

If two longswordsman swing at eachother, whoever swings first wins, but if the 2nd guy's swing is already about to connect, it doesnt kill him. there'd be alot more traded deaths if it were. Even shooters have trade kills.


ba70ff (28)  No.16442908>>16442968

>>16442863

Sorry, I'm a retard and I misread your post. While I do think that would be a fun addon for mass battles, the legion of duelfags this game markets to would kvetch endlessly. Maybe a server setting?


67a63e (3)  No.16442968>>16442976

>>16442863

>>16442908

Why would that be a positive addition? It'd just be incentive for attack spamming mouthbreathers.

>he says duelfag like it's an insult


ba70ff (28)  No.16442976>>16442979

>>16442968

Humor, mostly. The sight of two maul users bonking each other simultaneously would provide endless amusement.

>adding -fag suffix is an insult

Lurk more.


67a63e (3)  No.16442979>>16442982

>>16442976

> the legion of duelfags this game markets to would kvetch endlessly


ba70ff (28)  No.16442982

>>16442979

Is that a somehow inaccurate statement? Do you also fly into a rage when someone says "archers are gay" in allchat? You are being pedantic about the mildest of bants.


b87a55 (6)  No.16442998

>>16441675

>Shilling General Sam

General Sam is disgusting.

He is a fake faggot. Who only got big by pretending to be le epic alt-right memer.

He didn't put it in his video, but he said he doesn't like Mordhau because it lacks women.

He also sucks at every game he plays.

Sam is a bigger faggot Jew than even Mark.


4cae28 (7)  No.16443028>>16443070

>>16442716

If your attack hits it doesn't drain stamina, even if it is parried or chambered. Hell, you can hit the ground and not lose stamina.


3747e6 (11)  No.16443070>>16443107

>>16443028

Yeah but you use stamina for parries and chambers. Shields take extra stamina to parry with but in turn have a very wide parry "range".


4cae28 (7)  No.16443107>>16443232

>>16443070

It was in regard to your statement about how to deal with shield users that attack constantly.


17087a (4)  No.16443129>>16444684

>>16425614

honestly i wish some of those hitzones were more strict, feels weird as hell to be right up into someones guard with a halberd and he still kills you easily.


c2747e (1)  No.16443150

>>16442658

No advantages whatsoever, you get access to shitty peasant weapons that are reskinned and worse versions of existing standard weapons.

It's a meme pick more than anything else.


3747e6 (11)  No.16443232

>>16443107

>parrying and riposting

refers to deflecting the attack and following up with an attack of your own, which they in turn have to parry, which costs stamina.


fb8d93 (1)  No.16443340>>16443475 >>16443775 >>16443790

Is this like an arena game or more like the CRPG mod for M&B? i dont get why women are controversial if they can be just an skin.


3747e6 (11)  No.16443475>>16443775

>>16443340

If they can be turned off and the hitboxes are the same I could not give two shits about them. Even then, it's time the devs are wasting to appease retards that will quit the game in the first 10 minutes and refund.


4c577c (2)  No.16443730

Is there anything these post first wave autists don't convince themselves to hate in an attempt to fit in?


ba70ff (28)  No.16443775>>16443848 >>16444310 >>16444318

>>16442533

The real counter to horses is standing next to a wall or large object but also ballistae

>>16443340

>>16443475

The issue is really entirely the hitboxes and the voice work. The hitbox issue is a catch 22. If you put girls in, then people who care will want them to look like girls. If they look like girls, then their hitboxes are either wildly different or large and invisible. Neither of these are conductive to a game with a competitive duel scene. Girls which look like dudes would be terrible and hideous, and again defeat the point.


e96729 (4)  No.16443790

>>16443340

>just a skin

have you seen a woman before?


3747e6 (11)  No.16443848

>>16443775

Yeah, I don't want them in the game either but if they absolutely had to do it, having the same hitboxes as the male model would be the less worse option.


137aa1 (1)  No.16444310

>>16443775

You can counter horses just fine with any weapon that has a thrust attack and long reach. Like my dick.


4d8869 (2)  No.16444313

>>16422101

mordhau is better in every single way


4d8869 (2)  No.16444318

>>16443775

women in game should just be only able to wear light armor and lift peasant weapons.

Its that simple. All else should be locked out

Also swings should do less damage and and every kick should knock down.


ba70ff (28)  No.16444684

>>16443129

This game already drops parries at something like above 70 ping. I've played WotR and trust me, you don't want that in this game. Everyone will only use swords because being in the right hit range for your weapon would be too difficult otherwise, especially with all the clowny footwork in this game. "Real" combat is ironically more like Dark Souls animations in that you have to commit your whole body to a strike, you can't just swing a greatsword with your arms and torso while dancing in a circle and hope to hurt anything. If they had committed attack animations and people weren't able to dance around so much, specific hit zones might be a doable idea.


fcb80c (6)  No.16444791>>16444941 >>16445533 >>16445553 >>16445949 >>16446084 >>16446547 >>16447708

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post your stats


3747e6 (11)  No.16444941>>16445533 >>16445553 >>16445949 >>16446547 >>16447708

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>>16444791

fucking archerfags


60cf17 (7)  No.16445533>>16445553 >>16445949 >>16446547 >>16447708

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>>16444941

>>16444791

>Those fucking battlecry numbers

What are you, some kind of milk-drinking casul?


ba70ff (28)  No.16445553

>>16444791

>>16444941

>>16445533

This game really needs "most damage in a single strike" and "most kills in a single strike." I've seen people get triple shish kabob kills.


c709d3 (1)  No.16445565>>16445949 >>16446114 >>16446547 >>16447708

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gotta pump those numbers boys


a6d059 (9)  No.16445949>>16447708 >>16448035

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4fd727 (5)  No.16446084>>16446547 >>16448035

>>16444791

I've come to realize that it's better to move to the side and past enemies while swinging through them, rather than trying to dance around with them. Makes shit way fucking easier, especially with greatsword.


4fd727 (5)  No.16446102>>16447603

>>16441732

This aspect makes me incredibly happy, because it means you don't have kiting faggots wearing nothing but a shield to block the occasional swing/arrow. It's so fucking hard to find games that have actual movement acceleration.


647bb0 (2)  No.16446114

>>16445565

>353 battlecries

Rookie numbers


ef7038 (1)  No.16446130>>16446173 >>16446193

>multiplayer

Fucking garbage.


3747e6 (11)  No.16446173

>>16446130

t. decapitated by a zweihander


5ee906 (10)  No.16446193

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>>16446130

>ugh, competition is so stressing and toxic! yikes!


e25929 (6)  No.16446547

>>16446084

>>16445565

>>16445533

>>16444941

>>16444791

>he doesn't have quadruple digit shouts


ba70ff (28)  No.16447603

>>16446102

Those people still exist, but they only last as long as they dont make a mistake and someone stabs them in the head -- even one-handed weapons will kill you instantly with a headshot if you have no armor. They also last only as long as their teammates last, because even a knight in full plate can catch up to someone due to the chasing mechanic. If you look at someone and do nothing but sprint, you will eventually overtake them regardless of initial speed difference. It's a great mechanic for finishing off stragglers that want to do nothing but harrass your team while they cap a point.


fcb80c (6)  No.16447651>>16447891 >>16448035

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longbow loadout.


d4c08b (7)  No.16447708>>16448035 >>16448981

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>>16445949

>>16445565

>>16445533

>>16444791

>>16444941

Sub-1000 battlecries

What are you, peasants?


17087a (4)  No.16447891>>16447924

>>16447651

absolutely gay

i played bow a little bit but found it insanely boring. i almost never get killed by bow either and i don't even pay attention to any incoming arrows.


ba70ff (28)  No.16447924

>>16447891

The most rewarding part about using bow/crossbow is killing other archers because you easily one shot them with the Huntsman perk. I like my crossbow/falchion loadout for that. Plus the crossbow is superior for counter-sniping because you can swing out of a corner with it ready and aimed without needing to worry about your arm getting tired. Hitting armored players does around 45% damage at best and that's if they have medium armor which is weak to piercing (? not sure if that's actually true)


fcb80c (6)  No.16447956>>16447980

free 10k gold if you update the game


a8312a (8)  No.16447978>>16448033

Player Tiers:

>Knight Tier

<Cloaked Great Helm

<Zweihander

<Halberd

<Plays the Lute when it's around

<Autistically Battleshouts and Throws bombs everywhere in times of need

<Majority of Two Handed Weapons Users

<Loves a good fight and only runs away in light armor/when he's carrying more bombs than al qaeda

>Knave Tier

<Shield Users

<Estoc

<Stabbing People with the Executioner Sword

<Rapier mains with no shield

<Archers

<Playing one of the default Classes

<Runs away when he's outnumbered or the going is too tough

<Spear Mains

>Faggot Tier

<Archer mains

<the majority of russians

<Rapier and Shield

<Short Spear and Shield

<Eisenhut and Chainmail

<1v1ing someone with a shield and unironically thinking this makes him good

<Totally relies on his shield for skill because he can't parry for shit

<Being a retarded redditor in chat

<That faggot who hogs the catapult and gets a majority of team kills

<Team Killing on purpose

<Team kills when he's kicked off the catapult for being shit

<Never battleshouts

<Moans about the game being shit despite sucking dick through a milkshake

<Backing into a corner with a shield and then acting surprised/butthurt when he gets kicked to death


ba70ff (28)  No.16447980>>16451252

>>16447956

>they tried to add friend markers but it literally sliced FPS in half so they had to remove it

Come the fuck on, it's the one thing that pisses me off most. At least they fixed guys in full plate harness and on horseback sneaking up behind me with no one else around.


ba70ff (28)  No.16448033>>16448050

>>16447978

>placing the weapons that clowns commit team damage with most frequently in top tier

Players with themed or historical loadouts are the true Lord Tier.


a0940a (1)  No.16448035>>16448981 >>16449397 >>16449404

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>>16445949

>>16446084

>>16447708

>>16447651

>not posting your favorite loadouts as well


a8312a (8)  No.16448050>>16448057

>>16448033

It's only a byproduct of using the most chad weapons in the game. It would make sense that knaves would have to mind out the way for weapons like the chadhander and the chadhalberd.


ba70ff (28)  No.16448057>>16448071

>>16448050

>spamming left right combo is chad mode

You should probably just stop playing Frontline and Skirmish.


a8312a (8)  No.16448071>>16448136

>>16448057

>Playing "Crossbow Giants in the face from a tower until they die" mode

>Battle Royale

>Implying you can't stab with a zwei or halberd

I tried horde mode only once and I might try it again but I didn't really see the appeal. Don't think there's any servers for BR I unironically think it might be good with mordhau game mechanics though and hadn't actually seen any servers BUT frontline, until I realised that the filters had been set to frontline only for whatever reason. I normally just switch weapons to whatever I feel like at the time though, Lately I've been rocking the Eveningstar. Deathmatch looks like it could be fun too.


ba70ff (28)  No.16448136>>16448360

>>16448071

You were bragging about hitting all of your teammates with your amazingly "chad" gameplay style, so naturally I assumed you were a blithering idiot incapable of using overheads or stabs.


a8312a (8)  No.16448360>>16448651 >>16448767

>>16448136

>Overhead

Yea cos I really love hitting the ground/my teammates foot instead of the enemy.

>You were bragging about hitting all of your teammates with your amazingly "chad" gameplay style

Bragging? Where? Not everyone who uses chad weaponry is an idiot, Rapier fag.


ba70ff (28)  No.16448651>>16465220

>>16448360

Damn. You spun up your wide-screen projector pretty quick. I haven't even purchased the rapier or a spear for that matter, so nice try.

>Yea cos I really love hitting the ground/my teammates foot instead of the enemy.

Really, this sentence speaks for itself. You are indeed as retarded as I imagined. I actually gave you the benefit of the doubt after your last post but you had to go and prove me right. What a shame.


4c577c (2)  No.16448767>>16465220

>>16448360

>Yea cos I really love hitting the ground/my teammates foot instead of the enemy.

?????


00e540 (1)  No.16448803>>16448902

it looks cool and I would get it if it weren't so fucking expensive, paying >$20 for digital content is ridiculous. maybe at the summer sale it will dip enough for my liking, and perhaps by then they'll iron out all the current issues that people complain about.


ba70ff (28)  No.16448902

>>16448803

Probably a wise choice, I like the game but I have played since the abomination known as Age of Chivalry with its hilariously bad hit detection and novice animator. They are already talking about the next map they're going to add.


a6d059 (9)  No.16448981>>16449608

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>>16447708

>sub 3 thousand battlecries

Pleb

>>16448035

Halberd is the best.


67363d (1)  No.16449291

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Was playing my meme firebomber and got the easiest triple of my life.


1682d1 (1)  No.16449371

>do average with my sword builds

>notice the relay tactic I see big weapon users using

>get zweihander

>shoot up to top of leader boards and start slaughtering everything in sight

Who knew it was so OP


3f79c9 (3)  No.16449397>>16449404

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>>16448035

>he calls that a viking


cd5851 (2)  No.16449404

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4c738a (1)  No.16449536

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>See large group fighting

>Throw firebombs behind them and full sprint into the mosh pit

>Knocking motherfuckers cold or backing them up into the flames through sheer swole

Fire and Ice man. The score in the pic is about what I do on average.


18c14c (5)  No.16449608>>16449755

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>>16448981

Cute most kills… Kid…!


a6d059 (9)  No.16449755

>>16449608

>sub 3k battlecries

Pffft, in the time I spent doing battlecries I could have killed 70 more.


17087a (4)  No.16451252>>16451344

>>16447980

this is fixed again btw. probably some quick hotfix because i had to do a quick restart when my mate said he had the markers


ba70ff (28)  No.16451344

>>16451252

I noticed when it was restored yesterday, much to my relief. I get the feeling they introduced a few bugs though. The "angle attack after press" option no longer works for me, which makes trying to combo much more annoying. But I don't normally use weapons good for comboing anyways.


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ac1868 (1)  No.16451600>>16451971 >>16452314 >>16452373

This game is fucking full of soyboys. Every time I call someone a nigger my team loses their mind and starts teamkilling. When did online gaming become so gay?


ba70ff (28)  No.16451971

>>16451600

That's surprising, considering I see the word faggot slung around routinely on official servers, but I guess my fellow Americans just can't handle nigger.


a6d059 (9)  No.16452314>>16453664 >>16465547

>>16451600

Every game I am in everyone is calling everyone a faggot, a nigger, or a redditor. You must have all the soyboys in your server region. Central is best


17087a (4)  No.16452373>>16453664 >>16465547

>>16451600

I saw a guy complaining about racism in chat, then half the server called him different words for nigger in chat.


31aa5f (1)  No.16452482>>16452920 >>16453112

How is the armor implemented?

As I understand you have a certain number of points to make a loadout, does the heaviest armor make a significant difference? Does it just effect damage adjustment and movement speed? I'll buy it if I can be an absolute juggernaut


ba70ff (28)  No.16452920

>>16452482

Depends on the weapon. Blunt weapons have highly consistent damage and are effective against heavy armor for that reason. But blunt weapons come with drawbacks, like not being able to cleave through multiple enemies with attacks. If you fight a guy with a sword, you'll be pretty well off compared to someone with light or no armor.


e25929 (6)  No.16453112>>16453151 >>16453226

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>>16452482

Armor makes a difference if you plan on getting hit. If you git gud you can run around naked and body dudes left and right while taking at minimum one body shot without dying (unless its a full swing to the head with a med/large weapon)

I've spent the past 10 or so matches at top of the leaderboards by using this setup

Swinging while running past, instead of keeping distance, is the best advice you've given me /v/. thank you for my new confidence. now I shred through entire groups of guys like butter.


000000 (2)  No.16453151>>16453171

>>16453112

so you do basic chivalry cheese and pretend you're gud?


e25929 (6)  No.16453171>>16453226

>>16453151

It's a viable tactic. the only difference between full armor and none is speed and defense. I dont mind dying for alot of kills. better than dying for little.


6db5cb (10)  No.16453220>>16453302 >>16453670 >>16453753

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>All these people complaining about the rapier and zweihander

>consistently shit on any player because of my year and a half experience in the alpha

>kick faggot shielders

>chamber to morph fast drag rapier faggot who only know how to spam the stab

>two shot zweiniggers because they can't afford any armor after getting that pricey sword

>literally top every single match sometimes going over 30 kills with single digit deaths

I'm not even good compared to the autistic alpha players. Step it up /v/


6db5cb (10)  No.16453226>>16453893

>>16453171

>>16453112

We in the alpha called players like you RATS. Wear the title with pride. Try the maul with the RAT perk for going up behind people and one shotting them. remember to pitch your voice as high as possible while using the foppish voice


a6d059 (9)  No.16453302>>16453389

>>16453220

You can morph a chamber? I am going to have to try that.


6db5cb (10)  No.16453389>>16453753

>>16453302

Just make sure you fast drag if you plan on countering stab spammers. They can out stab your drag if your using a slow as sin weapon like the maul but the majority of weapons can out strike the rapier stab if you chamber-to-morph-to-fast-drag


c10242 (2)  No.16453664

>>16452373

>>16452314

People started spamming the official servers complaining about racism. THere are a lot of those faggots out there.


c10242 (2)  No.16453670>>16454243

>>16453220

Are you guys able to chamber horizontal attacks? Having a real hard time hitting those.


3f79c9 (3)  No.16453753>>16453758 >>16454243

>>16453389

>>16453220

Doesn't it seem even a little bullshit to you that you have to "chamber to fast drag morph" a rapier user while he presses literally a single button? Can't feint because they know they can just stab me before my attack follows through anyway. Very occasionally they miss a stab and I punish them for it.


3f79c9 (3)  No.16453758>>16454243

>>16453753

Oh yeah, and in some cases I get completely stunlocked if the rapier user lands a single hit and combos it, just totally unable to block from that point forward.


e25929 (6)  No.16453893

>>16453226

>behind

no, I rush in to crowds


6db5cb (10)  No.16454243>>16454288

>>16453753

It's really not that bad when you do it in motion, it only sounds intimidating. Maybe I'll make a few webms of it next time I play.

>>16453758

You can't get stunlock by a single player. If you mean you start panic blocking and get hit by every attack start disciplining to perfectly parry one of his next attacks, or chamber it preferrably, to get out of his combo.

>>16453670

>horizontal

so left to right attacks or right to left attacks? There's really no advice for it, just practice the timing. But I can explain the mechanic behind it. There are two phases to an attack the WIND UP (the window of time where you can feint) and the RELEASE (the committed attack that can't be cancelled and deals damage). The trick is to hit the opponents sword with your windup phase while he's in the release phase and make sure that your sword is in on the same side as his. This applies to all angles except the stab.


543e70 (2)  No.16454288>>16454292 >>16454361

>>16454243

>You can't get stunlock by a single player

Then this game needs to have a practice mode with a visual indicator of when you are recovering, when you are attacking, when you are blocking, and when you are in a ready state, because the animations in first person are kind of total shit. I'm not "panic blocking," apparently I block late on one attack, then somehow the block comes out early for the next attack and so on. It would be a lot easier to get good against weapons like the rapier if the game gave me any visual cues at all, instead my hands are simply gone from the screen and I am apparently able to block in some arbitrary tiny time window I can't get the hang of.


543e70 (2)  No.16454292>>16454361

>>16454288

Also I'd like to add that only rapiers piss me off, literally no other weapon including spears can hold a candle to how annoying the one-button destroyer is.


6db5cb (10)  No.16454361>>16454461

>>16454288

>>16454292

>I'm not "panic blocking," apparently I block late on one attack, then somehow the block comes out early for the next attack and so on

That is panic blocking. I used to do some trick when I was learning a year ago to commit to getting hit one more time just to give my mind time to recover and able to block the next attack. The rapier really isn't that bad compared to the dagger or short sword, it's rookies first cheese. Instead of blocking try chambering the stab. It kills retards but the ones who learned how to chamber back need to be chamber to morph fast dragged


ba70ff (28)  No.16454461>>16454491

>>16454361

>That is panic blocking

Not really. It's more like being off-beat while playing a song.

I chamber all the time, it doesn't take an expert to figure out that you can just hit the same button and chamber back. Hell, I wager most of the time they're just comboing and don't even think about being chambered.

>Dagger and short sword

Way less range, way easier to sidestep, less damage.


6db5cb (10)  No.16454491>>16454947

>>16454461

>Way less range, way easier to sidestep, less damage

Wait till the rookies stop being retarded with it.

>Not really. It's more like being off-beat while playing a song.

If you're offbeat then it's still your fault.

> I chamber all the time, it doesn't take an expert to figure out that

Perfect, so do it yourself but add a fast drag in the middle of the chamber otherwise he might just chamber battle you and against a rapier you'll get outstabbed unless you're better than him. More likely then not they might be used to getting in chamber battles so they're probably better at it.


ba70ff (28)  No.16454947>>16454976

>>16454491

>If you're offbeat then it's still your fault.

Easier said than done when there is no metronome, band or conductor. Every competitive game worth its salt has a practice mode that gives you visual cues for all of the specific states you can be in. And the rapier seems to give the smallest time window possible after being hit once. I've fought I don't even know how many rapier users, I still make top 5 in every match I play easily using a goddamn berserker build with 0/1/0 and a battle axe but I still can't get the hang of that timing because the animations are so opaque.


18c14c (5)  No.16454976>>16455054

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ba70ff (28)  No.16455054

>>16454976

That doesn't tell me whether or not I'm still recovering from an attack you clown. My issue is with the copious amount of animations that simply have your hands removed from the screen so they can slowly reappear weapon in hand at some unforeseen time. Recovering from being hit is one of those.


a715ce (1)  No.16455407>>16455549 >>16455703 >>16457766

Any tips for using slow weapons like the eveningstar against rapierfags? Morphs/feints usually don't work well for me because they just spam me with stabs before I can do the full move.


ba70ff (28)  No.16455549

>>16455407

The main disadvantage rapiers have is their narrow hit range due to stabbing. I don't know what your build looks like but I intentionally eschewed a helmet on mine because he is fast and stab headshots are a very popular maneuver. I have more success than you might expect by baiting stabs, ducking and counterattacking. However it isn't a truly reliable tactic.


6db5cb (10)  No.16455703

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>>16455407

either press R to make your weapon short and fast, to be on equal footing with him, or use your range to your advantage. Keep him at the edge of your range and watch as he tries to steadily walk closer to get you into his range. If he's on the edge of your range and you start and attack he may try to lunge at you like a retard. Simply lean back a bit and continue your attack. follow your attack with a kick to make the kick go faster than normal. It took me a long ass time to get used to using my range to my advantage since it's pretty rough to memorize the ranges of each weapon by instinct. If you can get it down though you'll never have an issue with short fast weapons again. They'll just make you fight differently to longer weapons.


880986 (1)  No.16457766

>>16455407

>rapierfags

I never had trouble killing rapierfags to be honest. No idea why everyone complains about them. Maybe I have never faced a good one, but I kinda doubt that.


6cc024 (1)  No.16458558>>16459033 >>16460869

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Mordhau goes hau~au~


7d14c7 (1)  No.16459033

>>16458558

is that guy part of the devs or just some random mod?


729403 (1)  No.16459407>>16460869

>>16430633

>We are still looking into adding female characters post release as was promised, if added they will be on par with the rest of the game and implemented properly to ensure they are not a detriment to the atmosphere of the game. The voice acting especially will be crucial for this.

>The realism complaint is valid, so when we add them we might add a simple client-side toggle (for both female and male characters) which would let you disable them.

doesn't even sound like a certainty anymore definitely not a 'immediate priority'


1cb05e (1)  No.16460330

Gameplay and devs aside, this game has the exact same problem that killed Chivalry: a cancerous playerbase.

>muh honour

>muh un-kosher game mechanics


e25929 (6)  No.16460869>>16461725

>>16459407

>>16458558

I like that theyre going for the "Client Side" thing, That's the best way to deal with the babies that want "muh censorship" while letting us all play normally

I think of it like the GORE option in games. If you dont want it, you can turn it off, but that doesnt turn it off for everyone elses


18c14c (5)  No.16461725>>16465547

>>16460869

The ideal response would be "Fuck off nigger", but this is probably as good as you can expect tbh. I'm alright with that.


a8312a (8)  No.16465220

>>16448651

I hadn't checked this thread for a while, but somehow I KNEW you were going to respond to my post AND I KNEW that said response was going to be redditor tier shitting AGAIN. I'm not interested in E-peen measuring with you cunt, to talk about the game & play it, however, I am. Stick your bony opinion of me up your arse and smoke it, I care very fucking little.

>>16448767

The overhead is more viable with shorter weapons, otherwise it's just a waste of reach and you'll probably end up hitting something else. Vertical strikes are basically null with things like Halberds and Zwei.

I'm enjoying the game for sure, but there's definitely glaring faults

>Taiga is red sided as fuck

If they moved blue spawns that might be a start, for the time being it's simply unfeasible for blue to progress much further beyond camp. I've only ever seen it once, and they still lost.

>Shield + Rapier faggots dominating the 'I have no skill but boy can I kill' spectrum of EVERY leaderboard

Disarm them of both/shield and watch how their confidence shrinks.. 9 out of 10 times these are low skill scrubs looking for easy no skill kills, the remainder have mastered this faggotry and simply use it to their best ability.

>Apparently there's bots which you can use to block/auto kick to defend kicks etc.

I don't think I've seen evidence of this, but apparently it's there

>Servers generally quite unstable/lag spiking

Not sure if this is still an issue, but Even so recent as a week ago I would get lag spikes up to 200ms.

Can't think of any more off the top of my head but there's certainly more i'd wager. Looking forward to new maps + a fix for taiga. I also think that the Rapier should cost MUCH more at the moment, seems so out of place for a guy in heavy armor with a heater shield to be effetely stabbing with that fucking thing, especially since it stabs so quickly.


a8312a (8)  No.16465240

Also, to further clarify my point about overhead swings with longer weapons

>Fight between you and opponent

>You swing vertically instead of horizontally at opponent

>The weapon takes a while to connect

>Opponent Dozily side steps/shifts slightly

>You miss, more likely to hit a teammate if one is around.

Plus, missing with an overhead would seem to leave you more exposed than simply missing with a swing, because the weapon collides with the ground.


ba2a61 (1)  No.16465547>>16466010

>>16452373

>>16452314

Literally this, faggot and nigger spamming happens all the time. Even on US-West

>>16461725

From what I have noticed the devs care about the ability to shit talk, as a large portion of people into these games know its all in good fun.

What I want is a way to bring back the scoreboard and chat after the match ends instead of just waiting on the map vote. Since you can still move when the game ends and displays the scoreboard im still finishing fights 9 times out of 10 and completely miss out on how myself/my friends overall did.


f14dad (1)  No.16466010

>>16465547

Just press TAB or the scoreboard key in game anon.


e25929 (6)  No.16466241

File (hide): 96e30c44c1b902f⋯.png (853.87 KB, 1081x1080, 1081:1080, bathroom man 2.png) (h) (u)

>mfw I'm lvl 20 and I just barely learned that pressing H shows you all your teammates seperate from the enemy


489662 (9)  No.16468388

File (hide): 14857e9b75170d2⋯.webm (7.6 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, GSXP Zwei Tips 2.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

compressed as fuck prob cause of audio/framerate




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