1da8a2 No.16420236
HYRULIANS HAVE NO GENITALS EDITION
How the fuck do they even breed Anons?
edfb77 No.16420264
>>16420236
>male elves dont have a dick
8e9251 No.16420267
10a63d No.16420271
>>16420264
Link isn’t a elf. He an giant fairy stupid.
f72238 No.16420281
>>16420264
All those doujins now make sense.
1da8a2 No.16420302
>>16420264
At first I started this thread as a shitpost but now the more I think about I am now actually legitly interested into how these fuckers breed. I mean he obviously does not have a dick in BOTW.
Do they have cloning magic or tech? Does that fucking Great deku tree spew them out Nier style?
Or do the women get pregnant via handshakes?
1da8a2 No.16420309
>>16420306
>Will this make trapfags more or less interested in Link?
Less I guess as it makes Link immune to being a faggot. He can not like cock if he does not know what a cock is.
IMMUNE TO THE GAY
4c8d7b No.16420311
Young Link is where it's at, anyways
1da8a2 No.16420319
>>16420309
Wait I just broke my own mind.
THERE IS A FAGGOT IN BOTW
But there are no wangs….
OP is a retard I am aware I am OP
481a17 No.16420337
Don't be a dumbass, of course hylians have benises and baginas. Gerudo canonically capture hylian men to reproduce. Zoras lay fertilized eggs after sex (as seen in Majora's Mask), and Deku sprouts undoubtedly reproduce via pollination, but the real question is how the fuck do Gorons procreate?
bb333c No.16420341
>>16420337
>of course hylians have benises and baginas
What is it you're implying about Link specifically then?
481a17 No.16420345
>>16420341
I'm implying ur a fagt
fa20f9 No.16420346
>>16420306
It should make them less interested, because they are predatory sodomites, chickenhawks in their secret tongue, who seek penis-wielding boys and men to deprave and destroy.
99dea9 No.16420348
Doesn't Link just reincarnate whenever Hyrule is in a need of a hero?
774023 No.16420354
I'd still fuck Link in the boypussy anyway
9f360c No.16420358
>>16420337
>How do Gorons procreate
They get their rocks off.
bd975a No.16420363
>>16420236
I'm pretty the artist just didn't draw a dick because it's a design doc and not gay porn.
7418bf No.16420364
>>16420358
Okay, you can leave now.
ac8fc3 No.16420367
>>16420358
SHUT UP CARLOS! still got a chuckle out of that
6f8b39 No.16420377
>>16420236
Fucking christ why did the artist have to give link such juicy thighs.
In that area hes just as if not MORE feminine than zelda.
481a17 No.16420386
>>16420348
Reincarnation doesn't mean you just pop out of the ground smartass. ALttP Link has a father at the start of the game and OoT Link is revealed that his mother died delivering him to the Deku tree. Hence the "big reveal" that he isn't actually a Kokiri.
4c8d7b No.16420387
>>16420374
>BLACKED nigger porn that looks like he's sucking off green shit
Wew
b9842c No.16420393
>>16420387
You need to get your eyes checked because the guy in that is green. Also nice redditspacing, faggot.
bd975a No.16420394
>>16420386
>ALttP Link has a father at the start of the game
Wasn't that his uncle?
249111 No.16420397
6d6b3e No.16420405
>>16420397
>cunny
Fuck off pedophile. Only scum interested in 3dpd children use that word.
912c4f No.16420411
>Assigned by the gods to watch over time and shit
>Falls in love with the hero and his reincarnations
>As a natural consequence of being an observer of the timeline she constantly sees the her lover interest get paired up with other girls
>Literally gets cucked so hard her soul split into two
>Evil side decides to take over the world so she can get Link's dick
>Fights by summoning clones of her husbando
Cuckwitch was wasted on Hyrule Warriors and should have been a mainline game villian.
0aaee9 No.16420417
>>16420302
Gorons reproduce via popping out of holes in the ground or whenever a volcano erupts one of its boiling hole, so they're literally Din's children.
Kokiri/Koroks are just popped out of the Deku tree.
Hylians, Humans, Gerudos and Zoras all imply that they need both male and females to breed, and if they have no genitals (as made even more clear by Zora anatomy and their lack of clothes) is that males and females reproduce via intimate skin contact or hand holding in which genetic material is transferred from the male to the female when strong emotions between the two partners is experienced, triggering the reproduction process. The female then becomes pregnant, but due to lacking a vagina, the baby/egg(s) is released from the rectum via a unique system organs completely different humanoids in our world, and we know these races have anuses or anus-like holes because of the presence of toilets and poop across the many games.
But the most likely explanation is that they didn't want to draw genitals on concept art and artwork for the sake of maintaining their age rating, and the reason Zoras don't have visible genitals/nipples is possibly because the scales conceal them and maybe they're retractable or some shit.
37e8d8 No.16420419
>>16420311
Young Link is great, though I wish Bunny Link got more attention.
481a17 No.16420422
>>16420394
I guess, it's been over a decade since I played it.
0aaee9 No.16420424
>>16420386
That was his uncle. OoT Link had a father and mother mentioned. And parents are mentioned all the fucking time.
1da8a2 No.16420425
>>16420411
>>Evil side decides to take over the world so she can get Link's dick
>Finds out Link does not have one.
Cia the eternal cuck.
4c8d7b No.16420429
>>16420425
>Cia gets cucked
I guess you could call that her bane
908a2b No.16420445
>they have no gentials!
You don't think for a second that maybe it could just be that they don't want to actually show the gentials because they're a family friendly company and it's game for kids or early teenagers? Or perhaps, such as in the case of the zoras, that the gentials just aren't immediately visible, just as it is with tons of animals in reality? Do you assume that fish reproduce through divine creation because you can't see a 15 cm dick whenever you glance at one?
bb333c No.16420446
0aaee9 No.16420448
>>16420337
This. But like I've said, Gorons probably reproduce via popping out of holes in the ground or whenever one of Din's fiery vaginas/volcanoes have an orgasmic eruption.
Either that or Gorons just rape rocks which then turn into eggs, or we go with the explanation from the OoT manga that indicates that Gorons do have males and females but male Gorons and female Gorons look exactly alike in all aspects except they can't grow beards, which is why we think we never see them.
912c4f No.16420449
>>16420411
>>16420425
>>16420429
Also forgot to mention
>Decorates her house-temple with paintings and statues of her husbando everywhere
0aaee9 No.16420451
>>16420449
The hot bitch is nutty
a3229d No.16420452
>>16420236
If Gerudos need that hot Hylian cock to make new Gerudos then how do they not breed themselves into mulatto Gerudo halflings?
5cfa39 No.16420457
dont take some info from extra material literally
it could be something as simple as they didnt want to draw fucking penis
0aaee9 No.16420461
>>16420455
He probably ended up going back to fuck Zelda when he was old enough, only to run back into the forest and become a haunted skeleton.
>>16420452
Because Gerudo genes are dominant I guess. The kids we see in BOTW always end up being Gerudo. They citizens of Hyrule should be thankful Gerudos aren't more numerous. They'd be death of all the other races if they claimed all the men.
912c4f No.16420470
>>16420461
>Because Gerudo genes are dominant I guess. The kids we see in BOTW always end up being Gerudo. They citizens of Hyrule should be thankful Gerudos aren't more numerous. They'd be death of all the other races if they claimed all the men.
But then the Gerudo themselves would stagnate because male Gerudo are only born every 100 years.
6d6b3e No.16420475
>>16420452
The same reason niggers who have children with humans only spawn more niggers. The more inhuman the genes the more likely they are to pass down.
37295e No.16420487
>you will never hold link's hand and cuddle him
Why live?
0aaee9 No.16420494
>>16420476
>It was only made to satisfy the autists screeching about it.
Why the hell are you getting so mad you sperg? Its a fucking shitpost. And what's this about timeline shit? Are you referring to the Hyrule Hystoria book? All that piece of shit says is that "the Hero of Time died lamenting that he was never remembered as a hero" ending up as the Hero's Shade which is lame, and the same Shiggytism book claims Termina never existed which is also shit.
ea9e1c No.16420500
>>16420455
>He's left to wonder the world alone.
That's the homo's interpretation of things.
58d3fc No.16420502
Ok so zeldas a faggot what's new
f48d81 No.16420601
File: c048aac361e9a91⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.28 MB, 1261x1731, 1261:1731, ab2decca4f72a0855d5ea0f0f9….png)
>>16420405
>he doesn't like cunny
Get a load of this fag.
518313 No.16420622
>>16420601
>ninii
That's some good taste.
f48d81 No.16420626
>>16420622
It was pretty much the only good Purah pic I could find. Why doesn't she have more art?
>>16420624
I wanna fug that statue.
6d6b3e No.16420628
>>16420624
Somewhere that should understand the difference between 2d and 3dpd you disgusting pedo. Don't taint loli with your faggotry.
b7402a No.16420631
>>16420624
I know where you're going to be soon, swinging from a fucking rope.
258bae No.16420634
>>16420455
OoT Link marries Malon. This is canon
f48d81 No.16420644
>>16420640
Imagine how much better Zelda would be if Link was a girl.
f48d81 No.16420664
>>16420650
There's that Ittle Dew game, but the main character isn't attractive and it looks like SJW shit.
98d7fd No.16420666
>>16420620
Are trap cuntboys gay?
d80a33 No.16420668
>>16420449
Has there ever been a waifu more dedicated than punished CIA, a qt denied her hero's dick?
f1f5ee No.16420671
I want link to sit on my face
f48d81 No.16420674
>>16420668
Does Hyrule Warriors have a lot of story? I don't know if I am interested in musou games, but I want to see more of CIA.
6834a5 No.16420680
I know this probably is a joke but, like, you guys know species and model sheets usually don't contain genitals, right?
right?
249111 No.16420690
>>16420680
Fuck you. This is canon now. It's more interesting than girls not having dicks.
d80a33 No.16420694
>>16420674
>Does Hyrule Warriors have a lot of story?
Not really. Give it a pirate if you have a modded 3DS. It's surprisingly fun for a couple hours.
6834a5 No.16420707
>>16420700
>>16420690
I mean the thing that fucks me up is the only concept or model sheets I've seen that do feature genitals is ones for furries
And for the record I have seen model sheets for porn games before, usually genitals aren't included.
bb333c No.16420733
>>16420722
But why does he have breasts…!
0aaee9 No.16420741
>>16420690
Because you are gay.
1146bc No.16420742
>>16420302
>I started this thread as a shitpost
Back in the day, we just called that a "joke".
0aaee9 No.16420745
50dee8 No.16420751
>>16420733
So the vag is fine, but the breasts are what undoes it for you? I see your tastes.
f3d9fe No.16420752
>>16420742
I hate how people keep calling jokes memes or shitposts
>>16420741
This
>>16420733
See >>16420741
82f46e No.16420789
Ocarina of Time Zelda is still the best Zelda overall as a character as far as the 3D Zeldas go to me. You get to interact with her both as a child and adult and both show a good deal of determination, had a good mix of "boy meets and girl" but doesn't go too hard into borderline romance like SS or too detached like TP and still keeps it "gotta save the world!" Very proactive in the story as Sheik as well as having a (back then) decent plot twist. Also admittance that she fucked up hard that lead to a lot of bad shit and her trying to correct it was a nice touch.
Twilight Princess Zelda has little personality and is overall lame but probably still the best designed Princess Zelda.
Skyward Sword Zelda has the best relationship with Link. But her role is not nearly as effective as OoT and the Goddess Hylia shit ruined her character in my opinion.
Wind Waker's Tetra is honestly a completely different character at this point. This is most noticeable when she turns back to Zelda her entire personality changes.
BoTW Zelda has the most potential but they squandered it.
Hyrule Warriors Zelda is a goddamn cutie
7785f4 No.16420797
>>16420417
>>16420302
>reproduce via hand holding
7785f4 No.16420801
>>16420680
>>16420707
>expecting /v/ to know anything about viidya production
39af25 No.16420803
The chosen one has no dick. His fate is to be reincarnated and never get laid. Needs to use the tri-force so he can get the vagina he deserves.
02abd2 No.16420805
>>16420236
>Link is a null
OWO
692ee0 No.16420815
0a87cc No.16420833
>>16420645
>conflates 2D paedophilia with 3D paedophilia
Next you'll be defending Gunn and Dumpf.
02abd2 No.16420845
>>16420405
>>16420610
Buy cunny is cute though. It's not as good as kitty though.
6d6b3e No.16420857
>>16420845
It and kitty are phrases actual pedos have attempted to normalize for that exact reason. Just use pussy, cunt, or vagina like a normal, well adjusted lolicon instead.
02abd2 No.16420882
>>16420857
>vagina
Too clinical.
>cunt
That's a little bit too rude to refer to a loli's (ῐ) .
>pussy
That's OK I guess but it's pretty ordinary to the point of being boring.
More to the point none of those terms would be any less "pedo" when used to describe a loli character than than the ones that you've decided are verboten.
6d6b3e No.16420905
>>16420882
There is also slit if you want something less exact I guess.
>More to the point none of those terms would be any less "pedo" when used to describe a loli character than than the ones that you've decided are verboten
Kitty and cunny are pedo because pedos use them to refer to 3dpd. Loli isn't pedo to begin with.
2b212a No.16420906
>>16420789
>Hyrule Warriors Zelda is a goddamn cutie
Absolutely. Easily her best design besides Smash Ultimate/ALttP Zelda, of course
781647 No.16420927
>>16420882
What about "steak bake"?
2d3c42 No.16420928
>>16420449
Was that game any good? I was surprised with how cuhrayzee the Kamen Rider musou could get and I didn’t know if HW could get terribly over the top with combos or difficult boss battles.
98d7fd No.16420953
>>16420845
so i could theoretically say, "i want to make sweet love to a kitty boy's boy kitty."
edb391 No.16420982
>>16420928
>over the top with combos or difficult boss battles
Well the movesets are over the top, but I don't know if I would say it really encourages combos outside of depleting bosses weak point gauges with air juggling.
The game is fun and full of loving fanservice to the series though, but very, very long.
02abd2 No.16421002
>>16420953
You could but it would be super gay.
1e3398 No.16421115
>>16420666
>meet flat chested gal
>she seems fun and is hot
>"Anon, I want your cock."
>fuck yeah about time
>takes off her shirt and shows her no-tits
>wait
>chest hair
>look closer at her face
>now that you notice it, she has a 5 o clock shadow
>"Got you, Anon! I'm a dude."
>you gape in shock and homosexual revulsion
>he drops his panties
>you expect to get beefed in the face by his salami
>wait
>neat patch of pubes in a triangle shape
>no dick
>just slick puffy vulva
>"So, Anon, you going to knock me up?"
truly an interesting puzzle.
620f54 No.16421133
>>16420452
Well duh, it's a vestigial trait from before they evolved to reproduce asexually, the presence of sperm is required to trigger asexual reproduction.
781647 No.16421142
>>16421115
>>16421135
DNA test, check for XX or XY. Regardless of the results, you'd still have to decide if you're into the possibility of facial hair.
5a1c88 No.16421267
>>16420634
So the children were 1/4 Gerudo? Also, back up your assertions.
650b5d No.16421285
>>16421267
…TP link is a mutt?
but hes the hottest link
98d7fd No.16421354
>>16421142
Would the Y chromosome really equal homo though?
I mean say you have this feminine big-titted girl looking like pic related, but she has XY chromosome for some reason.
is it gay to fuck her?
ff591e No.16421365
>>16421115
>"So, Anon, you going to knock me up?"
Hell No, made me think of that video of that tranny who have birth.
650b5d No.16421416
>>16421354
science says yes
but science says lots of things
ea5ab0 No.16421451
>>16420801
I keep thinking that's Aqua from Konosuba.
37e8d8 No.16421458
>>16421451
I wanna do nice things to and with that baka.
e1d71f No.16421460
>>16420302
That cockless drawing probably isn't canon you nitwit, I highly doubt Nintendo are just going to whip out official gay porn for all to see.
ea5ab0 No.16421475
>>16421458
You mean like arrange a date and then not show up and when she comes home crying you give her a smug look because you've been dicking around with Darkness and Megumi all day. Or push her off the carriage when you're traveling somewhere so she falls on her baka ass and has to play catch up to get back on?
Because that's what I'd do to that silly baka goddess.
2e60f5 No.16421483
>>16421458
>>16421451
Aqua is for bullying and probably rape too.
Why else would she not wear panties?
1bfe03 No.16421487
>>16421451
>/v/ is still fellating this shit isekai show
ea5ab0 No.16421488
>>16421487
>I hate fun and everyone must know it.
78decc No.16421491
>>16421483
>Why else would she not wear panties?
Under a tiny transparent skirt nonetheless. Aqua is indeed for rape.
1bfe03 No.16421494
>>16421488
>defending isekai trash
79511f No.16421497
>>16420815
正義の変身ヒロインを支える俺と悪の女幹部
99f381 No.16421498
>>16421483
>muh dick
>rape nigguh
Get you and your nigger self out of here. I guarantee you aren't white. Post your skin color.
f055db No.16421501
What if Link was a woman the whole time
b9842c No.16421510
>>16421498
>complains about people not being white
>posts a picture that parodies two slavnigger rapists
304dfe No.16421531
>>16421527
>Green Goblin goes on HRT.png
774023 No.16421533
>>16421527
WOW JUST LIKE A WOMAN CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE
99f381 No.16421534
>>16421510
Well it's a good thing they're two proud and brave guardsmen instead of two slavs then, isn't it? Retard.
ad46a8 No.16421537
>>16421354
That's almost like a feminist saying "well its theoretically possible that a woman could be born that matches the strength of the turkish hernia kings that win the Olympic weightlifting comp, therefore women are as strong as men". You can't just say "That has a Y chromosome" without rethinking how their entire body developed.
450b6d No.16421565
f48d81 No.16421566
>>16421494
It's a comedic parody of isekai, dum dum. You must be dumber than Aqua.
304dfe No.16421601
>>16421487
What about it is bad?
Here's a tip: It's Kazuma cucking out of fucking megumeme when he had the chance
b6ba94 No.16421641
>>16421475
>>16421483
Aqua is for light teasing and gentle lovemaking; not bully or rape.
>>16421601
That is a shame.
ad46a8 No.16421819
>>16421569
>liking parodies means you're a troll
I didn't know Twitter crossposted here
1bfe03 No.16421821
cec6fb No.16421842
>>16421601
Wait really?
What happened?
2e60f5 No.16421849
>>16421821
I have to agree that isekai is irredeemable garbage in 99% of cases, but some shows like Rayearth, Konosuba and the Shieldjew are pretty fun.
1bfe03 No.16421852
>>16421849
Konosuba sure isn't. It's right up there with re:zero and overlord.
78decc No.16421888
lol who's the trigger nigger getting mad about konosuba?
f48d81 No.16421902
>>16421888 (checked)
Some /tv/ goon.
78decc No.16421977
>>16421902
Of course. Why hasn't /tv/ been shoah'd yet?
f9f72c No.16422001
>>16421115
it's still a fucking dude no matter how feminine it may appear, to go anywhere near it is
FUCKING GAY
b966e6 No.16422054
>>16421852
Overlord is complete dogshit though. Re:Zero is good because it turns every wish fulfillment trope of isekai on its head. Subaru has to face the fact that he is a faggot after the most revolting display of self-importance and selfishness ever displayed in anime, showing real life otaku for how disgusting they are. Overlord is nothing but a gacha mmo goon acting edgy. It's shit.
77bb86 No.16422074
>>16422072
first quote meant for >>16421487
d41041 No.16422148
3416a9 No.16422203
>>16422001
But anon, if it looks like a girl, and has female genitalia only, it simply is a girl. Hairy and no tits just means you're dealing with a flat chested muslim girl or something.
f48d81 No.16422219
>>16422174
Ai-chan did nothing wrong.
3ddf97 No.16422295
>>16421354
Go to /cow/s jahans thread. He's a male with big tits. He had a hormone problem so he developed more into a woman than a man.
You don't know the horrors of what you desire.
f9f72c No.16422735
does anyone have that image of link getting fucked by futa gerudo
6d6b3e No.16422759
>>16422054
Re:zero is shit. Fuck off back to reddit you retarded normalfag.
bac9a3 No.16422804
>>16420425
She can always go for Linkle as a second choice, unless female Hylians don't have vagina's either in which case how do they reproduce?
98d7fd No.16422855
>>16421537
>>16422001
All i want is a totally flat-chested tomboy with an even more boyish personality. Is that too gay to ask?
ec0833 No.16422868
I want a mod that replaces Link's voice with Michael Jackson's voice.
2dc86f No.16422908
>>16420236
Well Hyrulians are giant fairies and fairies in the old stories reproduced the same way medieval peasants thought how plants reproduced so I imagine they just show up close to other Hyrulians.
1e3398 No.16422995
>>16422868
Probably can just rip a soundboard from the genesis/megadrive Moonwalker.
1146bc No.16423009
>>16422995
Those proportions are fucked all around.
1e3398 No.16423028
>>16423009
wait until you see this
93e193 No.16423030
>>16422804
Linkle is fuggable
93e193 No.16423061
>>16423052
link is a furry who'd have guessed
fb45e3 No.16423065
>>16423028
>I can't believe I'm being cargo-hold-cucked by my best friend Link
93e193 No.16423079
>>16423065
He's dead amd has had children and a lineage I don't think he gives a shit about Link that much m8
f73a67 No.16423106
>>16420236
oh yeah well what if ganon was a girl
fb45e3 No.16423109
>>16423079
I could repopulate the glassed wasteland of Africa with my offspring and I still wouldn't want some upstart little shit plow a bird's cloaca on my back.
That's just rude, man.
304dfe No.16423121
>>16423106
Girls can't impregnate girls how would the gerudo tribe survive
ec7d2e No.16423148
>>16423121
they mate with people outside their tribe. you know that
f48d81 No.16423255
>>16423121
Yeah they can, one of them just has to grow a futa dick.
4c8d7b No.16423266
>>16423255
Actually what happens is that when the Sacred Realm was created, there was a tree and one of its special fruits landed in the desert and sprouted. As part of their fertility ritual, both Gerudos consume the fruit from this tree, and then cockwrestle their futa cocks for dominance, and the loser gets fucked in the urethra and a baby is laid
2c1a4c No.16423332
>>16420982
Can you cancel your combos into others?
41f70e No.16423368
>thread went on for this long and no one drew a dick on it yet
Why are faggots so useless?
ad46a8 No.16423402
>>16422855
Not at all, but the last thing you'd want for that is a Y-chromosome
7b278e No.16423418
>>16421641
Aqua is a dumb, lazy, alcoholic, dumb and smug slut that deserves hard bullying and rape
ad46a8 No.16423450
>>16423418
Seriously, the entire point of the character is to hate her. But then again, I guess I can see the perspective of fags who want to comfort a bullied thot. Except she is a goddess and therefore, will never learn, so it's less like having a waifu and more like having a pet.
fb45e3 No.16423480
>>16423450
>it's less like having a waifu and more like having a pet.
37e8d8 No.16423488
>>16423450
>Except she is a goddess and therefore, will never learn, so it's less like having a waifu and more like having a pet.
7b278e No.16423492
>>16423450
Pretty much, she has 1 INT.
d0e826 No.16423505
>>16423450
I don't exactly hate her. But it is highly gratifying to see her get bullied.
c1409b No.16423512
>>16423450
I just love how her VA performs those crys and whinings. Maybe other shows have better or something equal but of all I have seen Aqua had the best performance
96e320 No.16423517
>>16423148
>they mate with people outside their tribe. you know that.
But if Hyrulians do not have dicks…..
ec7d2e No.16423557
>>16423517
oh shit ur right
if only the zelda universe was full of species that could also mate with gerudos
96e320 No.16423603
>>16423557
Gerudo's options.
>Fuck a brick.
>Fuck a fish.
>Fuck a race of forest pixies that never get past 10 years old resulting in jail time.
e88e77 No.16423606
>idiots still expect devs to be fags like them and draw/model male genitalia.
When will you just kill yourselves? It doesn't mean the character doesn't have a penis, it means you're gay to want to see it. fuck off. Sick of this god damn idiocy.
303154 No.16423607
>>16423557
>if only the zelda universe was full of species that could also mate with gerudos
Zoras clearly don't have dicks. Gorons are so dickless the Gerudo will let them in to their city. Nearly every single intelligent monster visibly has no dick. Koroks have no dicks. The Deku species have no dicks. That pretty much leaves just the Rito, Kokiri Kids, and Skull Kids.
e88e77 No.16423609
>>16423603
How about fuck off?
96e320 No.16423617
>>16423606
>Taking a Zelda themed LOL thread seriously.
>States the obvious shit we all knew in the first fucking place.
Anon please.
4c8d7b No.16423626
>>16423607
Deku scrubs and zabas are painfully hot
0b3c3e No.16423671
>>16420271
>Not an elf
>Just a giant faggot
Whats the difference, anon?
0b3c3e No.16423725
>>16422855
No anon, that is no crime.
210bc2 No.16423728
>>16420302
They fertilize by kissing and vomit up eggs.
02abd2 No.16423733
>>16423728
So they're Namekian.
99f381 No.16423736
>>16423450
>the entire point of the character is to hate her
Why, exactly, does your nigger brain think this? She doesn't do anything wrong like Peggy from KotH. She isn't outright evil like the Joker. She isn't an asshole like Randall from Recess. I think you and some few anons are just assuming she is universally hated so that you could justify your sadism.
4feb14 No.16423741
>>16423736
There is a sub going around where everything is translated in much more profane way. People that stumbled upon that one probably think it is the intended characterization for the show.
b783be No.16423757
>>16423736
>Aqua isn't an asshole
She's a smug cunt, that's just as bad.
caf4c6 No.16423887
>>16423492
Was this supposed to be funny?
02abd2 No.16424256
>>16420927
Fanny is always a good one if for nothing else due to the different meanings in North America vs the rest of the anglosphere.
e55a2f No.16424345
All of you are faggots, stop bitching about isekai and get back to the serious discussion at hand of how Gorons reproduce
b3c1d0 No.16424356
>>16424345
I always assumed they just barfed up rocks with the potential to become a Goron when they grow big enough.
96e320 No.16424379
>>16424345
>How do Gorons reproduce?
They get their rocks off.
3416a9 No.16424380
>>16424345
Elders have their backs bloat, and at some point small rocks pop off that turn into baby gorons. You can even see it happening in the bottom left of your own pic.
02abd2 No.16424386
>>16424345
>how Gorons reproduce
Ever seen the Monolith Monsters? There's your answer.
96e320 No.16424388
>>16424380
>Elders have their backs bloat, and at some point small rocks pop off that turn into baby gorons.
Wait..wut? That means all the Gorons are genetically identical. All clones of each other. There is only one Goron its just fucking legion.
02abd2 No.16424404
Why is it that the Gorons have been the same forever?
The other two races have both gone through massive metamorphoses through the ages.
3416a9 No.16424407
>>16424388
You are what you eat, they a little change over time depending on the rock type they eat the most.
4c8d7b No.16424408
96e320 No.16424433
>>16424407
So if a Goron wants bling children it just needs to eat a shit ton of gold.
5a4aa9 No.16424454
Isekai is so painfully saturated even parodies like Konosuba are old. Fuck all of those and LNs in general. It's like all the big movies being adaptations of superhero comics; I don't give a shit if Deadpool breaks the 4th wall or if Shazam's some loser kid who stumbles into superpowers. Except for anime it's adaptations of self-insert fanfiction in an RPG fantasy world like Sword Art Online or audience-insertion stories of fucking your barely-pubescent sister and her friends.
3416a9 No.16424563
>>16424433
What I'm saying is, they'd turn into bling themselves. Which of course also means their kids will also be blinged out more than a nig rapper who just got his first paycheck from shekelstein productions.
>>16424454
There's one good isekai, the one about notPutin who just wants to ride things. It helps that no nip soyboy or weeaboo faggot can realistically self insert into a fuckhuge russian president.
316288 No.16424589
>>16420455
>There are still this many people who can't comprehend Hyrule Historia's clarification
OoT Link is the direct ancestor of TP Link. Hero's Shade is not OoT Link's literal ghost, but rather a lingering will, bound to the earth by OoT Link's frustration of never becoming a hero or passing down his sword skills, as the events of OoT never happened in that timeline. The fact TP Link is his descendant heavily implies OoT Link married Malon and became a simple farmer. He did not get lost searching for Navi and die in the Lost Woods and become a Stalfos.
d1f96e No.16424652
>>16424589
>using literal fanfiction as a guide
Lore autists are a cancer amongst all forms of media, the worst decision Nintendo did for Zelda is to enable this autism by creating a book entirely focused on it. I'll never understand why people love to connect everything in a series together in a singular timeline, like that DK timeline.
74fd62 No.16424662
I guess we now know why he never fugged Zelda. He never had a way to link with her.
>>16422054
>Overlord is bad because Ainz is edgy
>He's still butthurt that Ainz isn't actually a moralfag and murdered his waifu.
Salty.
>>16424256
A lesser known one is boxes, but as someone who tries to season my writing in a delicious way, I try to use different terms. Like flesh crevice or fusion hole.
>>16423603
>Fuck a race of forest pixies that never get past 10 years old resulting in jail time
>They have to make frequent raids to the forest to abduct shotas or else their race dies off
I'm okay with this.
02abd2 No.16424710
>>16424662
>but as someone who tries to season my writing in a delicious way
>delicious
Pun intended?
74fd62 No.16424771
5af777 No.16424783
>>16421852
re:zero is trash.
overlord is decent
3efa84 No.16425168
why do gorons have rock nipples
304dfe No.16425183
>>16425168
Because they're made of rock idiot
384662 No.16425268
>>16423609
>>16423606
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE AUTISM
So never post here again.
f48d81 No.16425277
>>16425183
So it is cannibalism when they eat rocks?
d121c7 No.16425298
>>16420236
>How the fuck do they even breed Anons?
304dfe No.16425312
>>16425277
If you consider drinking water cannibalism because you're mostly made of water, then yes.
b79a23 No.16425462
>>16420417
Zoras could have a hard-to-see genital slit like various reptiles. Fish fertilize eggs externally in most cases, and those just have cloacas.
What I want to know:
>how any of these characters excrete waste if they lack genitals?
>why do Gorons wear loincloths if they lack loins?
>why do any of them have tiddies if they're not placental mammals?
>if they do breastfeed, how does the body know when to lactate?
b79a23 No.16425476
>>16422001
How is it a dude if there's a vulva and XX chromosomes? Some women are hairier than others. The hairless thing is cultural. Women shave their legs and shit. Literally everyone except people with a disease have hair on most of their skin. It's just usually very fine and short. Hormones can make it thicker. Some women have visible arm hair or nipple hair or like a thin mustache. Your ideas of biology don't seem to be based in how the body actually works.
6753df No.16425849
>>16423332
Yep, combo chains and animation cancelling in HW is as simple as pressing the 'evade/roll' button.
963bbd No.16426883
>>16420236
I just assumed that it is a genetic trait of the chosen ones Link Zelda and Ganon to not have genitalia, just like Mipha sharing the fate of Ruto due turning into a ghost guardian-being due having a bond with Link
>>16420461
>>16420476
>>16420494
I thought OoT Link got mortally wounded in an unknown war but before dying he figured how Ganondorf used his triforce of power to revive himself, insead of that, Link used it to send his combat experience to the future generations of himself Henceforth them having a more variety of moves that previous versions how he knew about the reincarnation mumbojumbo and that another Link would eventually appear?... who knows?
dcaf0a No.16426951
>The other Zelda thread starting with game-relevant questions got pushed off the catalog by a thread that's more than half shitposts
Now I know why Zelda threads always become shit
6753df No.16427015
>>16426883
Based on in-game dialogue from OoT, MM and TP:
>After the events of OoT, Kid Link rides into the Lost Woods, survives his detour through Termina, returns to Hyrule, and joins the Hylian army once he's considered old enough.
>OoT's ruined future has a Kokiri who, during the item-trading sidequest, states that non-Kokiri "become Stalfos" if they go wandering in the Lost Woods.
>Link becomes known as "The Wolf" of the Hylian army, and loses his right eye at some point, but eventually the 'Stalfos curse' catches up to him.
>In the time he has left before the curse takes hold, he sets up a means of passing his skills to the next worthy Hero.
a8bf04 No.16427529
how do hyrulians take a piss without genitals?
0043f6 No.16427535
>>16427529
They spit piss?
b966e6 No.16427851
>>16427015
I'm pretty sure there's no actual evidence that Hero of Time Link became a Stalfos. That's pure conjecture
b159b8 No.16428552
I'm surprised this hasn't turned into a Gerudo image dump yet. How unfortunate.
150391 No.16430647
>>16421498
Only a nigger would whiteknight for a slut like Aqua. I'm white and I'd rape her. How about you prove you aren't white.
620f54 No.16430963
>>16421537
All fetuses start as female, and I have read somewhere that it's technically possible to artificially induce the change that turns a female fetus into a male, giving you a male with two X chromosomes. So while your statement about feminists is still true, it may be possible that you CAN JUST say "that character has <insert chromsome here>".
42a8d5 No.16430982
>>16427851
Yeah its in the official lore books something about the hero of time reaching middle age but never recovering from the wound Ganondorf gave him in their final battle. He eventually died of it. He lived long enough to fuck that red head from the farm though thats why his descendant in TP is a goat herder.
156b66 No.16431044
>>16430982
How does he die from injuries sustained in a fight with Ganondorf, which only took place in the Adult timeline, when at the end of that fight he's sent back in time to live out his childhood?
Is this shit from the same lore book that claimed Majora's Mask was a fucking dream?
12b86d No.16434469
>>16420455
several girls wanted to get it on with him
303154 No.16434505
>>16427851
It's not even just unproven. It's been directly stated to be false. The official explanation is that the Hero's Shade is the manifestation of the last hero's regret of not passing on his skills and knowledge to a successor. Anyone who ever even entertained the idea it was a stalfos is an utter retard, because the shade was made of ethereal flesh, not bone.
98e70f No.16434538
No genitals? then how do you explain this
protip: you can't
2d3c42 No.16434592
>>16420982
>>16425849
I’m glad you talked me into it. My copy played today and I was able to play it a bit. Musou’s are generally enjoyable as mindless combo fests but this feels way better than the other ones I’ve played. Also, didn’t know Team Ninja was behind that one. They’ve been hit or miss since Itagaki left but this one definitely feels like a hit so far.
2d3c42 No.16434594
>>16434592
*my copy arrived today
f6d640 No.16434617
>>16420337
>how the fuck do Gorons procreate?
Budding. Those rock chunks on their backs are actually their genitals. They grow and break off and form into baby gorons
f6d640 No.16434625
>>16420833
And the political autism rears it's deformed head
fedc0f No.16434643
>>16434538
>ywn mount Link and give him your babies
why even live
d33ca5 No.16434843
Is there any good nip gameplay footage of Breath of the Wild? I can never tell if the game is good or not by watching normal footage of people just running around exploring and usually the nips pull off the hard to do shit or find the stuff that makes the game fun.
b28c99 No.16435030
>>16421527
>"Really I had no idea, cos you look exactly like a dude in a dress and bad make-up"
f48d81 No.16435256
>>16434843
Just search for ブレスオブザワイルド 実況
6753df No.16435289
>>16434592
Assuming you have the Switch version, here's some stuff you ought to know:
>When >>16420982 described HW as "very, very long", that's not an exaggeration; beating every chapter in the main story takes 20+ hours, but 100% game completion is a 400+ hour endeavor
>Make sure you play a little way into the first Adventure map, and follow the tutorials to unlock at least one Fairy Companion
>You'll be spending most of your Rupees at the Training Dojo; try to keep all of your 'active' characters close to Link's level
>When playing the story on Medium difficulty, the game assumes you're also progressing through the first Adventure map; don't be surprised if you have to drop down to Easy in later chapters
>When the story offers three split paths, do the Twilight one first for a particular sub-weapon, to minimize your backtracking
>Gold Skulltulas are important, and worth backtracking for after the previous step
>After a specific story cutscene, the Master Sword gains overpowered sword-beams at full health when you do particular combos
>If you want some extra characters and 'weapon styles', they're easily unlocked around the starting areas of these maps: Great Sea, Koholint Island, Grand Travels, and Lorule
303154 No.16435310
>>16435289
>When playing the story on Medium difficulty, the game assumes you're also progressing through the first Adventure map; don't be surprised if you have to drop down to Easy in later chapters
What? I've played through the story, on normal, on both the 3DS and Switch, without at all touching the Adventure maps,and didn't have any trouble with the difficulty.
6753df No.16435332
>>16435310
It was balanced that way on the Wii U version; always assumed it held true in the re-releases.
2d3c42 No.16435711
>>16435289
>>16435332
Well I appreciate the advice none the less.
bac9a3 No.16435895
>>16435289
The master sword in the WiiU version is bugged for me, because I don't buy the link (((amiibo))) and thus can't unlock the spinning top weapon it refuses to let me unlock it's power and I seem to be the only person with this problem.
60cfa2 No.16435930
>>16420236
Just when I thought he couldn’t be any more gayer, this meme picks up a whole new level of hermaphoditic proportions…
303154 No.16435940
>>16435930
>hermaphoditic
This is the complete opposite of that, though. Hermaphrodites have both. This Link has none.
6753df No.16435995
>>16435895
The unlock requirement on Wii U is supposed to ignore any characters or weapons added through updates / DLC (like the OC villain trio, or the Spinner), and should only check for the following:
>The full 'base' roster of 13 characters (ie. Play through most of the story)
>All of the Level 1, 2 and 3 weapons found in the story mode and the first Adventure map
< Should be 20 'weapon styles' / 60 distinct weapons in the pre-patch version, not including the Master Sword
If the sealed skill doesn't turn red / start counting down after that, then check your inventory, and make a list of ones you're not carrying; maybe if you're holding all of them simultaneously, the game will acknowledge you.
edb391 No.16436029
>>16435332
Yeah, the game and unlocks were completely rebalanced each time to get into adventure mode faster, with the exception of having to finds the tools and a few level 2 weapons in Legend Mode.
d33ca5 No.16436783
>>16435256
>it’s just more let’s plays
Don’t people do complications of neat stuff any more?
539284 No.16437489
>>16430963
No they don't you literal retard, they're a fucking fetus, they start out with a pseudo indent when they're <8 weeks old and still look like a retarded lump of flesh, google what the genital ridge is
4c8d7b No.16437512
>>16437500
Imagine being so insecure about your fragile masculinity that you save gore?
2d3c42 No.16437657
File: 81ad1338b8a1c41⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 124.5 KB, 500x261, 500:261, D7AFEC42-2E67-43AD-96F0-F8….png)
Man, I forgot how sad this shit was… and now, onto Wind Waker.
3043f5 No.16437666
>>16437520
Jesus Christ, they basically made a meat calzone. Whatever surgeon did this is a fucking butcher.
5ea20a No.16437737
>>16437657
I never actually finished MM as a kid since there was always something in it that saddened me.
>>16437666
>even Satan is afraid
Trannies confirmed for Lovecraftian monsters?
78decc No.16437844
>>16437737
Confirmed. We are in strange aeons and even death shall die.
2d3c42 No.16437854
>>16437737
I finished it again as I’m marathoning the games at the moment, it’s definitely worth a completionist playthrough.so long as it’s the N64 version. Holy crap was the 3DS version disappointing.
Also, horror story for you guys that own Wii U’s. Disc rot is a thing on all Wii U discs and my never played copy of Wind Waker and TP have it, as do all my Wii U games now. I’m gonna hack my console tomorrow. It’s crazy how bad Nintendo messed up on this thing.
1bfe03 No.16437884
>>16437854
gamecube games are also prone to rot. I think it's funny people thing the Wii U is Nintendo's "Saturn."
bd975a No.16437890
>>16437858
I can't understand the eldritch tongue it's speaking in. Is it trying to cast some sort of curse?
2d3c42 No.16437903
>>16437896
Nah, look online and you’ll see Wii U genuinely just has a “rot” problem. Not to mention that my copy of TP was still in the wraps. Also, it isn’t nearly as bad in the pics but if you hold your disc up to the light you’ll probably see little pin size holes in them.
1bfe03 No.16437914
>>16437896
no, numerous disc runs are notorious for rot such as twin snakes. Nintendo appears to not have gotten optical media manufacturing sorted.
2d3c42 No.16437933
>>16437914
It’s probably a good thing they are back to carts. Weird how they seemed to have figured it out with Wii discs then took a step back with Wii U.
24eab1 No.16437946
>>16421527
What's the bet the chick was being sarcastic?
24eab1 No.16437948
>>16437942
>in fact of course
>in fact of course
>in fact of course
>in fact of course
>in fact of course
I think this is just actual autism.
d52959 No.16437955
>>16437858
This is why black men marry outside their race at a rate 3 times higher then whites
75713c No.16437987
>>16437955
Anon, that is a black man.
6d9e00 No.16437995
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16436783
I'm not sure exactly what kind of cool stuff you're looking for specifically but RinHara5aki is the only guy I've run into who really pushed the boundaries of what the combat system was capable of in an impressive stylish way. He made some pretty wacky theatrical showcase vids.
When I first stumbled across his channel I felt like a complete mongoloid for putting in as many hours as I did without once thinking of trying to exploit framecancels or other item interactions
2d3c42 No.16438000
>>16437995
Damn that was cool, I had no idea BotW could be so cuhrayzee
75713c No.16438008
>>16437942
>chapters: 42
wew lads
db8c78 No.16438025
>>16434643
she was a hermaphrodite in the book
336bdb No.16438110
>>16437914
Yeah is that disc actually unplayable though or is it just the top label? The actual metal part with the data on it is sandwiched between two pieces of plastic. The thing that causes disc rot is the epoxy or glue that holds the pieces together failing and exposing the metal to air were it then slowly starts to corrode. The top label is just printed on the top plastic. It starting to chip or being scratch (unless it was really deep) would have no effect on the glue holding the two pieces together.
dfd9af No.16438184
>>16423266
Just want to let you know I appreciate this post. I'll see you on /d/.
9db823 No.16438593
>>16420236
>>16420264
>>16420281
>>16420302
>>16420417
>>16420722
>>16426883
>>16435930
>Male Hylians are literally forced into an existence where they can't fuck and are forced to see their women be raped
Wow, I guess this is the lives of male elves.
2c1a4c No.16439573
>>16438110
You’d have to hold it up to the light and see if it shines through the data layer
640591 No.16439637
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9b8483 No.16439668
>>16420425
Maybe she just wants to pound that twink with her strap-on
34db25 No.16439774
>>16439757
Well, /v/ is full of homosexuals, so a thread about cock or the lack thereof will most likely attract replies.
fa20f9 No.16439782
>>16439774
>homosexuals
The correct term is sodomites, pederasts, faggots, fags, assmunchers, AIDS patients and/or vermin.
c709a8 No.16439784
>>16439774
>Well, the Internet is full of homosexuals, so a thread about cock or the lack thereof will most likely attract replies.
fixed
d33ca5 No.16440610
Man, after some of the vids posted in the thread I’m having a ton of fun with BotW moreso than I thought I would with a Zelda game where you get everything you are going to in the first hour.
Is the DLC worth getting?
cc014c No.16440613
>>16439782
You're trying way too hard to fit in, glownigger
c067c6 No.16440726
>>16440712
At this point I hope we get divine punishment.
fa20f9 No.16440727
>>16440712
Pinoys are a race of migrant workers, and a lot of their migrant workers are fucking faggots. Given this is from last year, I'd give it another year before this spreads like blessed fire.
4c8d7b No.16440746
>>16439774
How many of you faggots here are actually having sex? /v/ in it's purest form is 2D and NEET. There is no risk of AIDS from a /v/irgin, even if they're furfaggots
a4fc13 No.16461684
>>16423736
Wait, what did Peggy Hill do?
3541d7 No.16461841
>>16461684
>tries selling the house over market value without telling Bobby or Hank
>pretends to be a nun so she can get a job
>unintentionally kidnaps a child because she can't admit her understanding of the Spanish language is awful
>never supports Hank and criticizes him for not supporting her during a fucking boggle tournament
Peggy Hill is an outright annoying and conceited character who always considers herself to be in the right, even if desperately wrong, and will perpetuate her intelligence despite sometimes just being the biggest fucking idiot. Every assumption she comes to is the "correct" one until the plot clearly tells her it isn't, and even then she will still refute it due to her short-sighted behavior. Peggy rarely takes Hank's side whenever something bad happens to him and accuses him of being this horrible person that's been hiding his evil intentions and almost never apologizes for it. She hardly (if ever) sees repercussions for any of this either, as she's too self-righteous to admit she deserves it. There is no reason to enjoy Peggy Hill as a character. And then that god damn Thanksgiving episode.
>Peggy says women aren't confined to gender roles
>ruins Hank's pants in the wash
>Bobby fixes it thanks to his Home Economics Class
>Peggy gets jealous that Bobby proves to be a better housewife
>tries to ruin the new bond between Hank and Bobby
>says Bobby can't stay at home and cook anymore
>takes the turkey and leaves because she convinced herself her family doesn't love her
<single-handedly ruined Thanksgiving, ruined the bond Hank and his son had built, and proved women aren't competent outside of the kitchen, all because Bobby fixed a pair of pants
a4fc13 No.16462897
>>16461841
I forgot about the turkey thing. Peggy can be a real cunt sometimes, I suppose. At least she never cheated on hank though, I guess.
654049 No.16462972
>>16439774
Ain't that the truth. Sometimes I feel like the only goy in a sea of gays
fa16c3 No.16463003
>>16461841
At least she's better than this bitch.
>raging alcoholic
>constantly allows her children to be in mortal danger
>legitimately ruined someones life when she was a child
>never really acts like even a semi decent and caring mother throughout the series
>despite all this the show frames her as the good guy while the father is the weakling idiot who is always in the wrong
>the father is the only one who cares about their children's well being in the hands of their grandfather but is painted as the bad guy for just wanting his kids to be safe
e48720 No.16463062
>>16463003
nigger they are both bad parents. Might be tilted in the first season but as things go on its pretty obvious they are both bad parents for different reasons.
In fact in the first episode its made blatantly clear shes easily manipulated by her father.
2faf49 No.16463066
>>16463003
>the father is the only one who cares about their children's well being in the hands of their grandfather
>The guy who put their children in danger while dating a huntress alien
>Who also put them in even more danger while trying to break up with her and blaming his children
Everyone in the show is shit. Jerry is no exception. Also, Beth was against Rick adventures during season 1 and 2.
650b5d No.16463216
>>16463003
beth is just simple rick with and MD
d46deb No.16463440
>>16438008
That picture is dated. He wrote 85 chapters and ended it with a nuclear war. Here's the full thing.
bd975a No.16463450
>>16463003
>a stronk wymin in a show written by feminists is portrayed as the good guy no matter how shit of a person she is
Shocking.
e42996 No.16466500
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16465583
That's not even the tip of the iceberg.
20cf56 No.16466719
Anyone made pics of no anatomy Zelda yet?
>>16423492
Aqua is for surprise finger banging until she's on the verge of orgasming then watch her suffer to relieve herself because she's too embarassed to masturbate in front of you. Plus you know all the hiding spots to watch Aqua play with herself. Then she begs you in tears to finish masturbating her yourself. So you get the silk rope harness.
44db69 No.16466749
>>16439757
>almost 300 replies for some concept art where the genitalia were deliberately left out
Zelda LOL threads help contain the Link trap posters and anime fags. Lurk more.
de6891 No.16478385
bdd0b1 No.16478746
>>16420411
….You know what? You are right. Cia needs to be a mainline villain and mainline girl. She really does need her own story. It's actually quite beautiful and sad.
4c8d7b No.16478777
>>16420393
>Placing a space between quoted text and your body text is somehow reddit spacing
Reported.
e49f7f No.16478788
>>16421501
Then you'd still be gay because you were hoping he was a man the whole time.
4c8d7b No.16478822
>>16478792
>(1) and done
Nice
c4d322 No.16479007
>>16423887
Do you heckle Dave Chappel irl anon?
f2f729 No.16479213
>>16478777
>announcing a report
Kill yourself.
a7a5d1 No.16482301
>>16423887
Not kosher enough for you moses?
a7a5d1 No.16482320
>>16423736
Nigga you don't understand. Aqua not bullied is just a cute but smug cunt. Aqua bullied however is a 300% increase in her kawaii stats with her whines, squeals, and cries. She was made to be bullied.
Everyone but Kazuma adores her, but we know her place is on her knees, not standing with her hand on the smirk on her mouth.
69b966 No.16482391
>Weeks later and dickless Link thread is still alive.
My fucking sides. You fags are insane.
782c62 No.16482439
>>16420236
Yer alrite, bwoah. I aint got none either.
c21a5b No.16482487
>>16482320
This nigga knows what's up.
28ca80 No.16487339
>>16425462
> >how any of these characters excrete waste if they lack genitals?
The lack of genitals is purely stylistic to keep with the age rating, not an actual statement on the anatomy of the being. Imagine how out of place penises on koopas would be.
>why do Gorons wear loincloths if they lack loins?
Probably just a design choice, just because it looks cool.
> >why do any of them have tiddies if they're not placental mammals?
Design choice, to make them look femenine.
>if they do breastfeed, how does the body know when to lactate?
Nigger question
28ca80 No.16487368
>>16426883
> I thought OoT Link got mortally wounded in an unknown war but before dying he figured how Ganondorf used his triforce of power to revive himself, insead of that, Link used it to send his combat experience to the future generations of himself Henceforth them having a more variety of moves that previous versions how he knew about the reincarnation mumbojumbo and that another Link would eventually appear?… who knows?
The games where not designed with the thought of continuity between them all. At most it is things like OoT and MM where one continoues the other.
3e68db No.16487499
Very late to the party, but you guys do know that women can have XY chromosomes and men can have XX chromosomes, right? The only part of the Y chromosome that's important to determining sex is the SRY gene. Due to chromosomal drift, you can end up with an X chromosome with the SRY gene or a Y chromosome without it. Other than this anomaly of chromosomal make up, the person's health isn't affected in any other way. XY women can give birth and XX men can inseminate women.
(Technically you need an SRY gene and functioning Androgen receptors to become a male.)
e2b290 No.16501471
>>16420236
Do Hyrulians have butts?
66bbe6 No.16518204
>>16501471
Elves can't shit
ea5ab0 No.16518438
>>16518204
Elves are shit.