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4f66bc  No.16380688

Holy God, I hate this game. Every minute spent doing anything other than exploring Rogueport or fighting is pure torture.

Most of the humor is just "100 things are onscreen at once!" or "Mario doesn't care about what's happening." Any humor there may have been in the text was lost in translation, and there are pages upon pages of unavoidable text. The game crams in unfunny text everywhere it can. And when it gives you dialogue options, there's no delay before it accepts input, so I end up picking the first option or cancelling because I was mashing through the text.

Every land you go to is dull at best and hideous at worst. The story hardly ever tries to get the player invested in what's going on, it just forces you to do one boring thing after another. And don't you dare try to skip straight to the important stuff; every step must be done in order, no matter how irrelevant it seems.

As bad as every chapter is, the Peach and Bowser segments between them are even worse. Peach getting perved on by TEC gets old fast, and she doesn't even get to help Mario this time around. Bowser is completely irrelevant and shouldn't have even been there.

The art is ugly. Mario and some other characters are made out of multiple parts haphazardly stuck together rather than being 2D cutouts. Every level looks like cheaply made crafts. Every X-Naut related character is ugly. Boggly Woods is a visual assault.

When the game manages to come up with something slightly entertaining, it draws it out to about 5 times as long as it needs to be. Glitzville makes damn sure you're spending more time on dialogue and walking around dingy hallways than you spend in fights. So much of this game could have been cut out, and the game would have been better for it.

The original was the only good Paper Mario game.

631bbe  No.16380695

>criticizing bing bing wahoo RPG edition on the bing bing wahoo designated board

you're in for a bad time friend. that said i love this game but its writing really is the usual dad-humor nintendo garbage


4f66bc  No.16380753

>>16380695

Nothing this board can do to me would be worse than playing TTYD.


27fc56  No.16380766

TTYD is one of the best games ever made, kys.


c724a9  No.16380775

>>16380688

You’re not baiting hard enough, you need to throw up Deus Ex, New Vegas, and EYE if you want those guaranteed replies.


7c2d6b  No.16380787

File: be5e802a57727e5⋯.jpg (1.13 MB, 1952x2048, 61:64, Mork2.jpg)

>>16380695

>its writing really is the usual dad-humor nintendo garbage

YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!


9a7c65  No.16380800

>>16380688

It makes your favorite Morrowind look like a pile of dung in comparison. Morrowind is the shittiest game I've ever played.


754d90  No.16380805

File: 002b43648d58572⋯.gif (1.15 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 002b43648d5857221577a27c64….gif)


b1d0c9  No.16380806

Yeah games like Halo and Half-Life are way better.


373909  No.16380811

I remember liking the N64 game better.

Still better than Sticker Star.


4f66bc  No.16380815

>>16380811

>I remember liking the N64 game better.

That game is a masterpiece, one of the best JRPGs ever made.


282180  No.16380818

File: 8073610b127c8ef⋯.webm (2.44 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, NOIDONTWANNA.webm)

>>16380809

>OP when people improve his shitty thread with porn


754d90  No.16380823

>>16380809

She's a Boo, literally just a floating circle, so why is she so goddamn cute?


7eae47  No.16380839

>let's make insincere, shitty threads in an attempt to generate contorversy because I'm a massive faggot who hungers for attention yet can't get it on the millions of sites that are explicitly designed to pander to attention-whores like myself!

Yeah, I remember how 4chan died, too.


4f66bc  No.16380858

>>16380839

Not insincere. I actually hate this game.


96069f  No.16380884

>>16380858

Well, that's great, but as you can see nobody's really taking you seriously.


1d760c  No.16380929

>>16380823

The face is the hottest part of the body.


5ed425  No.16380954

File: 85a5c5c9d75ec11⋯.png (61.46 KB, 625x626, 625:626, bait tattle.png)

You must be starving for (You)'s if you are this desperate for them


4f66bc  No.16380961

>>16380954 (You)

I'm just blowing off steam after playing a shitty game.


3f52c8  No.16380963

>>16380961

I didn't post in this thread yet, how did I get a you?


373909  No.16380973

>>16380963

Hands off my (You), fucker


3ad8f1  No.16380977

>>16380766

this, it's a classic. I replayed it for nostalgia recently, was much quicker than I remember


3ad8f1  No.16380982

>>16380800

tbh I couldn't get into Morrowind or even Oblivion. I never really liked any Elder Scrolls game; the latter two are too antiquated and Skyrim is way too casual, morelike a movie than a game


fec926  No.16380983

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>>16380963

>>16380973

>thinking this you belongs to anyone but me

Go suck a cock fags




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