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9daa3f  No.16307600

Space Station 13 serb here

byond://45.61.48.131:1488

Download BYOND: http://www.byond.com/download/

bb6c69  No.16307624

File: c0507fcb6cc6320⋯.mp4 (1.43 MB, 640x360, 16:9, c0507fcb6cc6320fc8cdc3b193….mp4)

nu-tg project update

Finished:

Dakimakuras, Hyperzine, Integrated circuit suite (with even more circuits to play with and it actually functions unlike our old stuff) Krokodil skeletons, Gunpowder

Imported: Flags, our custom viruses (working on finishing increased fedora right now, need to figure out the variables to spawn plasma for asthmosthia, should be somewhat simple)

*ree and *ayy audible emotes.

Planned: Change some OD values, Turn many of the spraycan options into dropdowns to make it useable for everyone, import hippie kitchen stuff for fun.

Hostfag, its ready to go by tonight my man.


4e5c8b  No.16307630

>>16307624

What does this mean for the serber?

Also, love those bibles. I know that for most of the day this week, the server was slow, is that because most people operate in the 4-11pm range of time here in the states, or was it just slow after the novelty? I'm curious because I was having a lot of fun on the server, and while I've missed some time, I didn't know if super faggots had come in and ruined the fun for everyone and made it a dead world.


bb6c69  No.16307640

>>16307630

People need an arranged general time to play honestly, as for what the nu-tg project means for us, it means 4 years of changes and new toys at our fingertips and a codebase that isin't a nightmare to port shit to, I'm almost done inserting all the custom shit we had.

Zaers please come back to us and port mommis, you could just make a borg with hands that has more tools+less hp and a different lawset+new job listing and you have essentially created a MoMMI.


ec6edb  No.16307658

>>16307640

What's the point if you can't audibly screech in binary at people?


4e5c8b  No.16307659

>>16307640

Not to sound like a shitter, but will there be a 'change log' or at least a wiki for things? Maybe It's because I'm not robust, but the process of experimentation in something like chemistry makes it feel like it's impossible to progress, without a wiki or something to hand-hold/spoon feed me to some of the more useful chemicals. I'm not even talking about drugs.


6f0235  No.16307675

JAYME DAWSON WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE CHRISTIAN AND HER CREW

man who found this filk stuff is fucking great


2f9ba6  No.16307688

File: bd41b7de2673eca⋯.png (131.35 KB, 268x265, 268:265, bd41b7de2673eca9e7952845d7….png)

>>16307600

is that from the same round i slipped and nuked half the station?


bb6c69  No.16307703

>>16307659

nu-tg wiki will be your best bet until someone hosts another 8station wiki, it should be otherwise accurate, theres nothing I have really added in so far that lacks wiki coverage other than hyperzine, which makes you fast when ingested.


91a881  No.16307830

>>16307600 checked

>>16307688 heiled

That round was amazing.

I would eat methamphetamine pills and deliver the holy word of the good lord Jesus Christ at SANIC fast speeds.


118d9b  No.16308322

>>16307675

AND HE FLEW AND FOUGHT THE

CHRISTIAN IN THE WAR OF EIGHTY TWO


bb6c69  No.16308344

File: b3b15836e29dd2a⋯.png (9.4 KB, 357x198, 119:66, Mlady.png)

Another piece of our code knocked out of the park, now to finish asthmothia+push the PR by days end and get our hostfag to actually use it.


bb6c69  No.16308594

File: 834acfabc66c134⋯.png (200.66 KB, 1477x457, 1477:457, plaslung.png)

astmosthia (now plasmamans' lung) is looking good so far, tweaking it now.


319fbb  No.16308658

Has someone tried out the SS14 project?


869d0b  No.16309303

>>16307624

>>16308594

If you can't port the viruses don't worry too much, I can get them online at some point and any work you do is most likely outdated and will need to be readjusted anyway.


4c5d0e  No.16309395

>>16307675

Thanks anon


8fb0a4  No.16309420

File: 62ce0a910eb71a4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.54 KB, 53x54, 53:54, Fire Safety..png)

>>16308594

That doesn't look fire safe.


869d0b  No.16309540

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16307675

>>16309395

also speaking of Filk, here's the notes for Everyman, whoever shipped out Minus Ten and Counting was gracious enough to include sheet music so that even a music illiterate retard like me can transcribe it to MIDI

BPM: 253

A4,A/17.46,E5,E/17.46,E,E/17.46,E,E/17.46,E/0.33

E/6.14,E,E/17.46,E,E/17.46,G5,G/17.46,F5,F/17.46

D5,D/17.46,E/0.33,E/6.14,E,E/17.46,D,D/17.46,D

D/17.46,D,D/17.46,E,E/17.46,F,F/17.46,E,E/17.46,D

D/17.46,C5,C/17.46,B4,B/17.46,D,D/17.46,C,C/17.46

B,B/17.46,E/0.33,E/6.14,E,E/17.46,A,A/17.46,E

E/17.46,E,E/17.46,E,E/17.46,E,E/17.46,E,E/17.46,E

E/17.46,E,E/17.46,F,F/17.46,G,G/17.46,F,F/17.46,D

D/17.46,E/0.5,E/9.08,E,E/17.46,E,E/17.46,E,E/17.46

E,E/17.46,G,G/17.46,G,G/17.46,G,G/17.46,B5,B/17.46

C6,C/17.46,F,F/17.46,E,E/17.46,D,D/17.46,C5

C/17.46,B4,B/17.46,A/0.5,A/9.08,A,A/0.9,D/0.67

D/11.95,D/2.01,D/32.43,D,D/17.46,E,E/17.46,F

F/17.46,E,E/17.46,D,D/17.46,F,F/17.46,E,E/17.46,D

D/17.46,C,C/17.46,D,D/17.46,E/0.33,E/6.14,E

E/17.46,F,F/17.46,F,F/17.46,F/0.67,F/11.95,F/2.01

F/32.43,F,F/17.46,E,E/17.46,D,D/17.46,F,F/17.46,G

G/17.46,G,G/17.46,G,G/17.46,D,D/17.46,E/0.5,E/9.08

E/0.5,E/9.08,A5/0.67,A/11.95,A/2.01,A/32.43,A

A/17.46,B5,B/17.46,C6,C/17.46,B,B/17.46,G,G/17.46

C5,C/17.46,G,G/17.46,A,A/17.46,G,G/17.46,F,F/17.46

E/0.33,E/6.14,E,E/17.46,E,E/17.46,E,E/17.46,E

E/17.46,E,E/17.46,F,F/17.46,E,E/17.46,D,D/17.46,C

C/17.46,B4,B/17.46,D,D/17.46,C,C/17.46,B,B/17.46

A4/0.25,A/4.63,E/0.25,E/113.5


c574bf  No.16309743

File: e63ca57d5251c3d⋯.jpg (146.99 KB, 401x711, 401:711, e63ca57d5251c3dde38c05f5df….jpg)

Server is online and now has the new codebase provided by the nuTG port autists.


f055c5  No.16309765

>>16309743

Link to github?


c574bf  No.16309784


121bab  No.16309967

Just a heads up, dunno if it was ever in the old codebase but nu/tg/ lets officers and heads of staff start round as syndies


cfea8a  No.16309986

SHIT CODE CHANGE IT


c65cdb  No.16309990

>>16309967

Heads, aside from the captain, should absolutly be able to be traitors or lings.

I'd be /okay/ with HoP being disabled from being a traitor, but I like it with them as an antag possibility.

Security absolutly shouldn't be able to be an antag.

Except the detective.


121bab  No.16310016

>>16309990

HoS spawned in as syndie. None of sec turned on them, even when they had their E-blade on


01c43f  No.16310033

File: 549a64c9c82a16f⋯.jpg (268.02 KB, 653x613, 653:613, rrtjo34xot101.jpg)

Post your recommendations for changes with the nu-tg code

>radiation event kills faster

>buff cryosting somewhere between old and nu code

>lower player speed

I don't think player speed is tied to tickrate, otherwise drugs that make you faster would just raising your tickrate actually wouldn't surprise me


c65cdb  No.16310040

>>16310033

Remove the 'You've clicked so many times in a timeframe, so some of your clicks were ignored.'


121bab  No.16310042

>>16310033

make sure officers and head of staff can't spawn in as syndies.


c65cdb  No.16310047

>>16310042

Heads of staff should be able to be syndies. Security shouldn't be able to.


2abd72  No.16310048

>>16310033

The most needed stuff isn't the easiest to implement. It's more antags and events.


cfea8a  No.16310053

>>16310033

>>lower player speed

No


c574bf  No.16310063

server's back up

fixed configs

possibly fixed map not really

>>16310033

I want a god damn fucking thermo and no windows in the map, but thats something i can probably do myself


c574bf  No.16310065

>>16310063

And by no windows in the map, I mean the armory. Thats ban-bait and I don't have the patience to deal with it.


c65cdb  No.16310066

>>16310063

No windows? Like no windows to space at all?


01c43f  No.16310067

>>16310048

There are a few new antag types implemented with the new code

>>16310053

Have you played the new code? Players move really fast now

>>16310063

mapping two tiles isn't going to break you


2abd72  No.16310069

>>16310053

movespeed is twice the normal /tg/ speed because of some issue, it makes combat impossible


2abd72  No.16310081

>>16310033

Thought up a couple suggestions from my botany shifts: add a low metabolism THC chemical found in marijuana that does some stuff, because any type of weed, no matter how potent, does absolutely nothing when smoked. This is an issue with how smoking works, you inhale chemicals far too slowly and drugs get fully metabolized before they have any effect, so only slow metabolism chemicals like nicotine really work.


2abd72  No.16310088

>>16310081

and fix the mushroom hallucinogen chemical, because on /tg/ it did nothing


2abd72  No.16310095

Also I asked a /tg/ admin about the tickrate and he said it's 20 ticks per second.


c65cdb  No.16310108

>>16310033

Move the vents in the solars rooms because their position makes it annoying to wire the solars into the grid.


c65cdb  No.16310158

>>16310033

BRING BACK SINGULO.


5833d6  No.16310173

File: 063da0976d329e3⋯.gif (30.89 KB, 300x300, 1:1, meem.gif)

>>16310033

Since it`s a low pop server the best thing you could do is add more events more frequently that allows dead players to keep playing the round so we can avoid those dumb rounds a murderbone kills 4 people and has the station for himself. Stuff like random alien visitors that spawn shit like clowns or lizards with an occasional RP objective. Stuff like outright removing "Kill X" antag objectives on under 1x players can solve that issue too.

Also find that anon that made Scrapstation and use his map on the rotation sometimes.


1c7a9e  No.16310230

>>16310173

I am the anon in question, and nu-code won't load it I think. I tried it in the last thread and Dream Maker just outright refused when using the Nu-folder. If I can't somehow copy and paste the tiles between files then I might make an Iuncus 2.0 that's less ambitious. Does Nu-TG code have stairs like CEV-Eris? If so then I could use those instead of cargo elevators. Then I could try to set up engineering with antimatter or supermatter by default since it already exists in code instead of making my own miniature sun engine. More of you fags should play that would motivate me.


01c43f  No.16310236

>>16310230

19 on right now


1c7a9e  No.16310237

>>16310236

>19

Wew. If I was not hosting a game of Dark Heresy right now I would be sleeping possibly playing.


1c7a9e  No.16310248

Alright well nevermind me, DM just decided to load the map so we're golden.


1c7a9e  No.16310269

File: cd6e1ac33b1af38⋯.webm (2.66 MB, 853x480, 853:480, ayyyy_lmao.webm)

I'm half asleep here. I have two sets of /tg/code, one is negroid's and the other I'm pretty sure is old /tg/. The OLD one worked because it was very similar to pizzacode (which is what I made iuncus on). New one doesn't.

I actually had an idea for a minimalist station with plenty of mining opportunities and resources. Basically every round you build the station however you want (the start is basically an EVA room and a materials shed, with a smelter), and traitors are activated 20 minutes into the round.


1c7a9e  No.16310307

File: 45f01d40a9ce62e⋯.jpg (500.44 KB, 636x900, 53:75, clwune.jpg)

Strawpoll is gay so just (you) me one of these ideas or something new. I'll look at them tomorrow.

>Junkstation 2: reasonable edition

>Engiestation

>It's not in space, it's on a gas giant.

>Prison Mining Camp: The station edition

>Rorke's Drift/Tarzan in space: reclaim the high-tech station


c65cdb  No.16310349

File: a53ba4f907e79da⋯.png (1.73 KB, 251x19, 251:19, i am gay.png)

Heard it here first folks


38a251  No.16310367

>>16310349

what a fag lmao


fc8451  No.16310384

File: 8fc3d0497cdefb9⋯.webm (877.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, democracy.webm)

I know nobody asked for this but I missed a vote to restart the server this morning because I was looking in another window and I was annoyed, so I've modified voting to have sounds.

Also, I can't connect right now pls fix NegroidRemover.


c574bf  No.16310388

>>16310384

everyone else is connected, is there an error or is it just fucking you over anon


fc8451  No.16310398

>>16310388

It just opens for a millisecond and then closes the client.


fc8451  No.16310400

>>16310398

Disregard that, it ended up connecting


4e5c8b  No.16310459

Great round. I got to fuck around in new cargonia and learn the systems, and actually try and fill orders. It felt like I gave other departments something to do. I'm really looking forward to the last of these bugs getting worked out so we can all enjoy ourselves like we probably did that round.

What kind of adventures did you all get up to?


c574bf  No.16310468

server online, should not be the duplicate station bug now

hopefully


01c43f  No.16310480

File: 3be7412bce4bd2a⋯.jpg (51.61 KB, 498x630, 83:105, 3be7412bce4bd2a331b1426bc9….jpg)

>>16310459

>janitor

>bored, extended round so not much to clean

>get in a few fights

>learn how to hack doors

>work my way towards the armory

>break in after 10 minutes of waiting for the IE11 interfaces to load

>grab some weapons

>go to leave

>robot activates

>was not expecting this

>get robusted

>beatdown for over a minute

>captain and curator are acting security

>they take the laser I was carrying

>but not the two in my bag

Absolutely shitcurity, learn to play security


e84c8c  No.16310509

>>16310480

>being no fun allowed

Maybe they left them on purpose.


01c43f  No.16310522

>>16310509

Given the shitlicious assbeating I received for being anywhere near the armory I'm going to wager probably not


fc8451  No.16310679

>>16310081

Is this still a problem in the new codebase?


dccbb0  No.16310688

File: d325d38b6fddee5⋯.jpg (12.04 KB, 346x416, 173:208, Bizzare Lewis.jpg)

>blood brother bartender goes way out of his way to try to kill me

>I wasn't even an objective for any of the villains to kill


bb6c69  No.16311124

BURN BABY BURN, DISCO INFERNO


2abd72  No.16311526


121bab  No.16311533

>>16310307

Junkstation sounds fun hoonestly. Maybe combine it with the idea of prison mining camp: The station with the story being the people assigned to the station are there to bring it back up to snuff while serving a sentence

>>16310480

please someone remove the shitty nu tg IE11 required windows


bb6c69  No.16311641

>>16310679

>>16311526

There are vars for how fast every single chemical metabolizes, you also WANT it to metabolize slightly faster than it can build up or you are going to be ODing on 400U of nicotine by the time you finish your cig


bd749c  No.16311676

>>16311641

>>16310081

So you're telling me this game has a metabolism rate for drugs but not an absorption rate

Genius


2abd72  No.16311686

>>16311676

There is an absorption rate for drugs in smoking, IIRC you intake about less than half a unit per cycle, which is a couple seconds. The issue is that that's too low for any narcotic, save for nicotine, to have any effect. Perhaps it could be mitigated by increasing the intake amount while also increasing the time it takes to absorb that amount.


1c7a9e  No.16311722

>>16311686

If possible, get the metabolism rate of that particular chemical. Then make the absorption rate for that instance of smoking twice the metabolism rate of it (and of the longest chemical if multiple). If the code removes (metabolizes) after it goes into your body then technically you would get half of the max dose in the stick, I guess. Should also add the ability for CO2 in the air to pick up random chemicals and add it to itself, distributing the drug amounts to nearby cells with CO2 equally. That way toxins, chemistry, and atmos can meme and fill the station with weed gas going through the distro loop.


1c7a9e  No.16311726

Random chemicals from smoke that it is touching, I mean. It also means the chemistry lab can become full of it if they aren't careful. It'd also be interesting if overheating chemicals would vaporize it into the air for the same effect, because I currently always leave it turned on to 1000K and so I can easily throw in a beaker and have my chem in a couple seconds.


fc8451  No.16312340

>>16311722

The cigarette intake rate is the standard metabolization rate (0.4) every 100 cycles. Nicotine is metabolized at 1/8th the speed of a typical chemical. If you make the absorption rate double the metabolization rate, you can get addicted to nicotine from smoking one cigarette.


bb6c69  No.16312392

12 on already, get in here people and lets push it to 20


fc8451  No.16312494

>>16312340

For now I've gone with the original suggestion added THC, which metabolizes at the same rate as nicotine.


dfd691  No.16312561

>>16310047

I agree, Heads having to steal items in the room they spawn in is only proof that they're Really Good Players, don't mind them going braindead because they're not traitors.


121bab  No.16312562

>>16312426

it's less meta and more to keep cliqish bullshit from spawning.


052ead  No.16312605

I can't seem to open the server what happen


615188  No.16312662

File: abe91e6c114f0f5⋯.jpg (36.49 KB, 252x289, 252:289, tomoko_ye.jpg)

>wanna play some comfy sunday cooking rounds

>every single /tg/ server is full including unlisted

>all listed servers full

I thought the sseth thing would be over in a week or two


859b3c  No.16312678

File: 018d438a4d6b278⋯.png (651.36 KB, 460x1301, 460:1301, ss dong.png)

>>16312392

We at 20 now


d9f529  No.16312706

>>16310069

>twice the normal /tg/ speed

So just normal /tg/ speed before 2014? Or was that retardation rolled back at some point after that?


bd749c  No.16312805

>>16312678

>ssj against king piccolo

>king piccolo having yellow arm pads in his rejuvenated form

What a mess


e84c8c  No.16312895

>>16309540

Is there a way to get songs like this? I have one I want to use.


db78bb  No.16312912

>>16310033

Rework botany so you need to actually be smart with how you grow plants but not so fucking slow that you wont get anything till the end of the round. The two extremes ends and there needs to be something in the middle:

/TG/ Botany

>You actually need to strategically grow certain plants in order to get mutagen, earthsblood, etc

>It's so slow at the start you rely on chemestry, cargo or R&D to get you your chems which they never will

>You also need R&D to research better splicing because your current machine is so shit it's basically useless for anything besides special attributes (perennial growth)

>Growing your own mutagen takes 5-20 minutes depending on how unlucky you are

>At this point you can start growing other things but by the time they're done the round is already over

Hippie Botany

>You can just straight up buy mutagen with the plant matter machine

>No cap at the start on the splicing so you just grab tobacco seeds and wheat to make plants that grow 10 of whatever plant at the fastest rate

>If you splice watermelons, spam some chemicals on them, and splice them the tobacco and what genes they'll basically give you infinite matter to buy infinite mutagen

>Can have exploding lemons in the first 5 minutes of the game and pretty much anything else


91a881  No.16313023

File: 252e5c7c1072097⋯.jpg (88.44 KB, 744x605, 744:605, 0c373f1fc275e54abb3b6630a6….jpg)

>27 people


5b9e3b  No.16313045

>>16310033

Make spray cleaner toxic so I can make people sick by injecting them with it.


25a682  No.16313318

>>16313045

Why do that when you can just spray people with pesticide?


869d0b  No.16313440

>>16312895

I used MuseScore to re-compose the piece and then converted it from midi to notes using the tool in the base tgstation folder (midi2piano).

It works alright, but struggles with very short notes, picking the correct BPM, and multiple voices.

If you have a midi already I still recommend using MuseScore to implode any extra instruments to a single piano treble voice and simplify the notes by hand, at least until it sounds about right.


1c7a9e  No.16314262

File: e9165e5addacf2b⋯.png (4.43 KB, 550x54, 275:27, great round.png)

>Make various illegal drugs

>Security comes by to make sure I'm not making illegal drugs

>Get away with it anyway

>Turns out Modafinil metabolizes slow enough to go on a cigarette, and provides a variety of minor benefits including a bit of stun resist.

>Soak a package of those

>Cargo wants me to make poisons and get monkey tongues

>Send the poisons, also a can out of two of "religion of peace facial spray" which was pax and strong acid.

>Find out later when I try on a monkey that the med sprayers in chemistry aren't instant, oh well.

>Spend a good chunk of time trying to extract tongues from live monkeys until I realize that sawing their chest open is the best patient immobilizer.

>Toss each still living monkey in the trash can after I get the tongue

>Deliver tongues

>Can't find an ATM or anything to steal the new department funds into our accounts

>Find daki

Great round everyone, truly special.


c903a1  No.16314278

File: 8b5209099d05296⋯.jpg (74.11 KB, 500x481, 500:481, Distress_Calls.jpg)

>play cargo since its the newfag role

>get lost twice in the ship

>security frisks me for being too retarded for my own good

>come across a gondola mask

>finally meet up with the other cargo person

>fuck around in cargo for a bit, play harmonica

>sec starts dying one by one

>apathetic at first because fuck them

>they all die

>team up with other cargo pal to get flamethrowers and firefighting equipment

>strut around the station looking for Mr. Hotline Miami

>"Why are the cargo people running around with flamethrowers?"

>evac shuttle called, make my way there

>qt cargo friend stays behind and bids adieu

>I can't say goodbye because I'm a stupid newfag and can't access the cargo comms channel

I don't really know what happened but I had fun, thank you cargofriend


4e5c8b  No.16314355

>>16314278

I would have helped you out more learning to play, I didn't realize how new you were till we put the flamethrower in your hand. I hope you had fun, it was a nice round.

:U is how you type into the cargo comms channel. You can find the comms channels by googling "SS13 Radio Channels" and looking for the tg station one. I hope you keep playing, I'll be around for future rounds, I just have other things I have to do right now. The game really is lots and lots of fun, so stick around and keep playing.


c903a1  No.16314373

>>16314355

Kek, I enjoyed it. I'm often pretty busy but I'll definitely try getting into SS13 more. Thanks again for the help m8, cheers.


e71bfd  No.16314405

>>16314355

>The game really is lots and lots of fun

>want to play

>don't want to rp

Fuck


4e5c8b  No.16314417

>>16314405

I don't understand your post.

Are you upset because you want to play, but don't want to roleplay? What are you fucking about?


e71bfd  No.16314423

>>16314417

Roleplaying is mindnumbling boring, a glorified game of pretend.


4e5c8b  No.16314436

>>16314423

I guess. For a game like SS13, where a lot of the 'fun' kind of peters out if you're too robust, I think Roleplaying can extended the enjoyment of it. Going out and making busy work, or doing patrols and doing make believe for solving a murder mystery, or acting like you care about doing your job. I think that can be more fun than murder-boning the whole station, or making a lot of drugs and ruining the round for people in Chemistry. Building a really big engine in Engineering is cool, but unless you really care about powering a system like shields or something, It is kind of pointless. Is SS13 a game you actually like, or is it just something you do to beat people up? I like the whole aspect of the playing like i'm on a space station, and doing my job, and reacting to the events on the station and doing that make believe stuff.

What do YOU normally do on a station?


e71bfd  No.16314456

>>16314436

Well thats just it, I don't mind menial tasks and the general immersion. Playing pretend and making myself be some sort of cardboard cutout according to some inane set of guidelines is whatbothers me. I also just don't like the flat as hell characters people make when they roleplay. They always have some sort of boring as hell civvie role that can't lift a finger without breaking some sort of code of roleplay conduct that absolutely destroys any sort of immersion.

I played on roleplay servers for mmos for a long as hell time and it was the same thing every time; god mode or monotony.


4e5c8b  No.16314490

>>16314456

Sounds like you hate bad roleplayers, more than roleplay itself. I think if you can train new people to play roles effectively, or make it so we all have interesting characters, it's a lot better. I like to think the stations of SS13 are kind of the Shit holes, where only the most extreme, or down on their luck or willing to put themselves at risk go. So that in the event of something like all of Security being murdered, or a murder spree going on, they'll follow some guidelines or something, maybe the Hide-evade-eliminate routine or something. I know a lot of people have trouble being creative, but it's something you can teach people. When I'm making characters, instead of inane guidelines, i generally have them be limitations. If I could make myself God that's boring, but same as if I was some bad ass who trains with guns all the time. Trying to make a 'regular' person, who isn't just a boring NPC-tier person, but also has realish responses to stressors or situations is hard, but I think it can be rewarding.

It does suck when some assisstant on the station walks around complaining about robusting, or fights back against security without really having an in character reason other than 'FUCK DA POLICE." But that's a hard balance between IC and game mechanix


e71bfd  No.16314500

>>16314490

You're essentially relying on people to restrain themselves, and that's a losing battle.

Also I hate the small chat of random people coming up to me and basically giving me their life story in exchange for mine.


38a251  No.16314507

>>16314500

SS13 without some degree of roleplay is just the world's shittiest PvP.


e71bfd  No.16314532

>>16314501

>False.

In what manner?


db78bb  No.16314587

>>16314507

That honor goes to Trouble in Terrorist Town. It's like SS13 but first person, has no jobs but is heavier on the detective work part…. except the server rules these days are so strict only way you can kill someone for being a traitor is if you literally see it happen first hand. So the game boils down to kids who are to shit to play counter strike playing it because the only way they can kill people is when the other person can't fight back.


8fb0a4  No.16314881

>>16307624

Import nooses from Hippie for easier lynching/suicide


7fbc07  No.16315051

File: 4753dae8b215581⋯.png (147.71 KB, 660x619, 660:619, plentmen.png)

Thanks to the guy who taught me some botany.

It's okay I wanted that bullet look at dem beets


c574bf  No.16315166

Server is back up and updated with the current git. Noticable features include;

>ported mommis

>TEG added meanwhile windows in armory are removed

>config is "properly" set up so no more security antagonists

Sorry for taking so long, I had a couple of technical issues with my internet.


769c3b  No.16315187

File: b7d612f5dd34d47⋯.jpg (42.43 KB, 600x434, 300:217, doggg.jpg)

Serb is up


d50e6e  No.16315421

>>16315166

Fucking sexy codebase keep going and we might get somewhere. Gitgud if you're reading this Gitgud.


c4d5fd  No.16315469

File: ac0e524e63100bf⋯.png (504.71 KB, 816x459, 16:9, DAKI DESTROYER.png)

File: a92477df4c692fc⋯.jpg (88.63 KB, 700x700, 1:1, Vegetoid Approaches.jpg)

Here's an Idea:

>Knife + Daki = Ripped Daki

>Ripped Daki can be used as an exosuit and provides minor cold/heat protection and a disguise

>Dangerous Vegetables

>Certain veg have huge health benifits, but also have a chance of becoming sentient if the botanists fuck with them too much

>Would be NPC creatures, like goliaths or baselisks, but spawn defferently depending on how they are grown.

>Big and strong or small and many.


5bb22f  No.16315534

File: 97878d517f26dcd⋯.jpg (105.85 KB, 838x1240, 419:620, eat your greens.jpg)

>>16315469

>implying you wouldn't


4e5c8b  No.16315573

>>16315469

Are mandrake already a thing? Like the scream when you pick them, magical healing properties things. They should be. Make people go deaf, or just kill them / knock them out.


01c43f  No.16315685

File: df02022d995b943⋯.webm (5.23 MB, 460x360, 23:18, reactionary gap.webm)

>>16314587

TTT is still a shooter, isn't it? That put's it leagues above the cesspit that is combat in SS13.

>no incentive not to run

>so everyone is moving at light speed because walking is for fags

>fights turn into circling matches and jousting

>can aim for the head, but a bullet to the head is generally nonlethal

All the times I've been antag I've tried to be stealthy and make things interesting and ultimately fail because I inevitably get into combat and tough shit if you don't like powergaming genetics/viro/robotics like everyone else. There's a reason standard antag methods tend to involve massive explosions, instead of the conventional way you'd expect murder to happen like gunshot/stabbing/strangulation.


a19045  No.16315690

File: 9d38ef7ecd2ab9a⋯.jpg (1.3 MB, 2592x1944, 4:3, tgs 3.0.0 plan.jpg)

Remember when nuTG was /tg/?


e389a5  No.16315733

>>16315685

>tough shit if you don't like powergaming genetics/viro/robotics

>he has to powergame to be robust

Lmao gitgud faget.


ae3d73  No.16316323

File: 0a888d7a5838171⋯.png (669.73 KB, 567x531, 63:59, 9a274b1b4d1023156264df9aef….png)

>some round last night

>Furry ligger goes around "OwO"ing people to death

>badmin fucks up and makes him into an ash drake

>he proceeds to murder half the station

>corners some dude in surgery

>forces him to do furry RP

>Drake says "lets just skip to the vore"


859b3c  No.16316357

>>16315685

An assistant with a toolbox is more than just a meme. You can outrobust anything with enough skill along with a bit of luck. Creativity also goes a lot farther than you'd expect.


25d18c  No.16316378

>>16315685

Get a shitload of lube and fill a spacercleaner bottle with it. Order a Lightsaber from uplink and set up an ambush in the hallways.


8d8310  No.16316382

File: b7326a5e5063f7e⋯.jpg (85.6 KB, 750x1045, 150:209, 1546099210488.jpg)

>>16316323

>When you'd rather die than deal with the furfag's magical realm


859b3c  No.16316418

>>16315690

You mean back when the community was made up of actual fa/tg/uys and not just entirely redditors?


c45c5b  No.16316438

File: 6f5efbd1a5a6f9d⋯.jpg (96.37 KB, 726x726, 1:1, uwah.jpg)

I'll repost my idea here because people liked it but I doubt it'll be coded.

>Combat Simulator

>Chair with VR goggles Sec Officer can sit in

>Transported to a game where you can choose simulations and gain points for clearing them

>Winning allows you to gain points and buy gimmicky items that aren't that good

Put warnings in the code for the payout shop, like "//DON'T PUT ACTUAL WEAPONS HERE", so it doesn't hopefully doesn't get powercreeped in the future


1c7a9e  No.16316472

>>16316438

Honestly, just adding prizes to thunderdome/holoroom winners would achieve a similar result and be easier to make.


8d8310  No.16316475

>>16316438

>Blue Police Officer uniform

>Billy-club-styled stun baton

>Normal medkits

>Armored blue police cap

>Caffeinated cigarettes

>Toy machinegun that you load with vending machine items, does no damage, just feeds whoever you hit with it


1c7a9e  No.16316496

>>16316475

>Shitcurity goes straight for the feed gun and confiscates the mint toxin from bar.


c45c5b  No.16316511

>>16316496

>Weight Gain


8d8310  No.16316514

>>16316496

>vending machine items


32cc21  No.16316657

>>16314500

>Also I hate the small chat of random people coming up to me and basically giving me their life story in exchange for mine.

You could just tell them to fuck off


dd5372  No.16316667

>>16310033

Robustify atmosia with gas miners for infinite delicious experimental gas production.

Robustify defibrillators to skip over the the ghost-in-body check, and even better, bring back headless corpses.

Who needs a brain when you have a working heart, lungs, and blood?


46e836  No.16316677

>>16316667

MINERS ARE IN :^)


8d8310  No.16316695

>>16316667

I remember when taking a brain out made the player's viewport focus on the brain, and dumping it into a skull would make them a ghost again. Used to be a lot of fun to do to admins when they died and respawned themselves, only to get jerked back into the dead body that they used to be playing.


e71bfd  No.16316804

>throw a monkey into the splicer

>scramble the DNA like a toddler playing with blocks

>see the results

>its a catatonic pale white chick with blue hair

>bludgeon the thing to death to end its misery

neat


e3bec7  No.16316853

File: 81c6e2b229e6054⋯.jpg (16.72 KB, 480x486, 80:81, YA.jpg)

I played with botany a bit and realize it`s NOT up to date with /tg/ code, ONIONS should have the Gaseous Decomposition trait, please add it for extra fun.


28b754  No.16316868

File: 74b21510cf31c0f⋯.gif (631.15 KB, 512x481, 512:481, 74b21510cf31c0fd50fb101db5….gif)

>>16316853

>adding the easily most fun trait of the plant for easy get


e3bec7  No.16316887

File: ea6496db28cc497⋯.png (231.64 KB, 1150x695, 230:139, smug.png)

>>16316868

That`s the idea.


2d3222  No.16316962

File: 3b3e0a939606f6d⋯.gif (685.14 KB, 500x281, 500:281, woah.gif)

>first time playing, ever

>start as janitor, have low expectations of survival

>spend five or ten minutes figuring out basic controls

>eventually manage to get equipped and load up janitor cart

>only casualty was one box of replacement lights (accidentally dumped out and stepped on)

>wander around with cart looking for messes to clean up

>some crystal somewhere explodes and distorts reality

>station suddenly looks damaged

>realize that I needed to turn on internals… shortly after suffocating to death

>several minutes pass, vaguely aware of things slowly going to hell in the station

>suddenly wake up in cloning tank

>acting captain(?) revived me

>stagger around a bit, have a seizure or two

>same guy drags me to a healing tank and shoves me in

>fully healed, wander back outside

>guy drags my corpse over

>get reequipped

>shuttle ETA two minutes

>try to find the evac area

>the guy sees me and drags me onboard the shuttle

>inexplicably survived the round

>traitor's mission was to kill me

I'm completely astounded that I lived.


bb6c69  No.16316980

>>16316853

nigger this is code pulled as is UP TO DATE from nu-tg repo less than two weeks ago, if onions don't have gaseous decomp, then it was removed/just added.


28b754  No.16317172

File: ffe60527ea57e61⋯.jpg (35.39 KB, 600x534, 100:89, ffe60527ea57e6126b7113ba05….jpg)

>the ash drake has been buffed


2abd72  No.16317200

>>16316853

That's a trait that lets you easily gas the entire station with deadly acid and a cocktail of AIDS. Onions are a starting plant, if they had that trait it would be absurd. Get lucky with strange seeds.


bb8df6  No.16317389

>>16317200

Botany already has incredible griefing ability provided there's no chef, or is one that in on things.

Get some shrooms, inject into food with space drug.

Captcha: Juws Sad


e3bec7  No.16317460

File: f3bcdb082c89c95⋯.png (269.6 KB, 480x480, 1:1, dudetrustme.png)

>Bro you shouldn`t set the SM

<Nah dude trust me


c65cdb  No.16317473

File: 755537b2bd9142b⋯.jpg (7.9 KB, 299x168, 299:168, indescriminate burning.jpg)

>Be CE

> Other Engie plays the long con T game

> Eventually blows Supermatter

> Kills warden

> I set his ass on fire

> Fire's robust again

> The grand return of indescriminateburning.jpg


46e836  No.16317489

>try to make a 1x1 burn chamber

>Something is hogging the tile!

Why the fuck would they add pipe layers and then remove the ability to place multiple unary devices on one tile?


25a682  No.16317499

>>16317489

Pipe layers were always bugged and effectively one tile always simulated all the pipes as if they were the same pipe. The sole reason everything din't mix before was because the rest of the pipe line checks which gasses were supposed to be before and applies them to the latter tiles that aren't mixed.


db78bb  No.16317955

>>16317389

Chef's are easy to deal with. Just hack the door between botany and the kitchen so it zaps everyone. Hell you can just hack every door and wall yourself in if you really wanted.


00aa24  No.16317966

>>16317955

That's not needed botany has access to chef's room either.

Its just the issue of injecting shit right next to someone that will receive the blame for the eventual poisoning.


f4c89d  No.16318003

>>16317389

>his idea of griefing as botanist is limited to petty food poisoning

You have plenty to learn, foul botanist.


00aa24  No.16318013

>>16318003

Amanita poison builds up over time so its pretty useful, also you can play them off as just weeds and hide your seeds.

That's why its one of my go to's when fucking up a station.

Especially if I make clean food for a bit then poison everything after others have eater.

Then the blame can be dispersed.


25a682  No.16318347

>>16318013

Poison is weak shit when you can make all spessmen horizontal in 2 hits with DN.

The big challenge is to always to be useful with botany, instead of memeing the station like every other department already can. Making it Medical&Toxins 2.0 with self-sufficient bioluminiscence is much harder than making it not-tatorchembox.


1c7a9e  No.16318354

File: 24456a7f101d675⋯.jpg (104.76 KB, 1350x800, 27:16, Changeling round.jpg)

>Join midround

>Botanist, changeling

>Need to kill a medical doctor, download research, and eat a changeling

>Captain already did all the botany, suits me fine.

>Wander around to medbay and get a chain of mute and cryo on the target doc.

>Take the chems out of the cryo tubes he keeps crawling into so he doesn't heal.

>TG-UI screws up and I can't get him out of the second tube

>Despite this, he does not suspect me at all

>End up leaving and conspiring with one of two other changelings to eat the third.

>Cryo him and fail to kill him, didn't do much damage before he ran

>Calls me a dumbass and agrees to help us

>Cryo sets in and he asks us to come help him.

>We mute and blind him and I give him the succ

>Figure out how to download research thanksadmins

>THE SHUTTLE HAS DOCKED

>Well shit, this is only going to happen one way now

>Corner the doctor and taze him.

>Get lasered but get better.

>bluff my way out of suspicion While the other guy goes full armblade and started stabbing

>He gets his melon scooped

>I get up, armour, blade, and fuck the two doctors innards, getting the laser carrier first

>Sequester myself in room, nobody cares to come and get me so I leave them alone

>Literally tell them YOU NEED NOT DIE

>Engineer comes for an ass kicking anyway

>GREEN TEXT

>Roundend griff time, he sets off a welderbomb

>I fake death to regenerate and he goes away.

>Get up and kick his ass, with my arm

>Murder everyone else too because it's over

Well that was fun. Sorry RD, your special DNA was needed. Thanks for your noble sacrifice cargoman.

I'm just glad I was able to do an antag round without mass destruction.


dd5372  No.16318360

File: 707d7528a62f3bb⋯.jpg (111.78 KB, 487x376, 487:376, Luigi's_extremely_racist_c….jpg)

>>16318354

>Midround antagonists enabled

roo


00aa24  No.16318722

>>16318360

Anyone still on?


ae3d73  No.16318810

>>16318722

yes, liggers spawned too close to mining, became friends, fighting ashdrake


7fbc07  No.16318865

File: af4c2c584f7793c⋯.png (372.06 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, rip ligger station.png)

>>16318810

We had such great plans to work with them, the ashdrake had other ideas.


ae3d73  No.16318866

File: 3dc6abc564d09ce⋯.png (155.94 KB, 377x476, 377:476, I am he who walks the path….png)

>go mining

>30 tiles away is the lizard village

>all the miners feel bad that he got shafted

>be friends

>get him a radio and a gps

>helping him clean up the village

>another lizard spawns, also cool

>ash storm starts

>Lizards arent in the hut we normally camp in

>Me and other miner start to panic

>"I hope they're ok"

>Notice they left the GPS outside on the ground

>GO INTO FULL PANIC MODE

>"I WILL START CRYING IF WE LOSE THEM I SWEAR"

>Storm finally finishes and we go running looking for them

>one died in the storm and the other survived

>managed to farm up Goliaths for more eggs

>more lizards show up

>CE comes and joins our misadventures

>route power to the village

>bring them modified kinetic guns so they can fight

>find the beach dude, who leaves and we never see back on the asteroid again

>RND makes us fuck huge guns to hunt with

>about an hour passes

>nigger chem and botany from the station for the village

>taking the trays back to the village

>ASH DRAKE JUST FUCKING WANDERS DOWN IN FRONT OF THE MINING STATION ENTRANCE

>do our best to fight it from afar

>CE is the first to fall, vored by the drake

>Not willing to let him die in vain I keep nailing it with particle accelerator blasts

>Doesnt even scratch it

>starts fighting with my kinetic mining gun

>end up getting spess lagged and eaten when it swooped down

>Respawn as lizard, picking up my old kinetic accelerator to fight for my village

>manage to solo it down to below half health

>massive lag storm with constant connection drops happens

>dies again but thankfully no vore so it didnt heal

>My gun is gone, I'm a lizard so i cant use real guns

>I pick up my spear and ready for the final fight

>manage to get 8 or so clean hits in before backing off to stop drop and roll which takes fucking ages now like seriously what the fuck

>Dont realize drake is still agro'd on me despite being a good distance away

>swoops down into the village

>manage to bait out a few more hits

>massive lagstorm

>throw my spear as I fall refusing to give up

>get vored to death

Those liggers that shift were better behaved and more human than 80% of the silent shitter antags or valid hunters that shoot first without any prior interaction, godspeed I hope we can have a comfy village round again, that was seriously really fun


7fbc07  No.16318879

File: 0068ab85012c2ca⋯.png (511.29 KB, 612x861, 204:287, 0068ab85012c2cafce26eb57f3….png)

>>16318866

you forgot to mention we were right next to the beach dome and we were going to build lizard station around it and the village


322310  No.16318881

>>16313318

Why not both? Cleaner is usually a mix of bleach or soap, filling a syringe with the stuff and sticking it into an unsuspecting bartender is sure to make the sick in some capacity.


00aa24  No.16318884

>>16318866

>>16318879

What code base is this?

I'm an experience miner and when experienced miner shit happens on the asteroid I never get to do shit


7fbc07  No.16318886

File: fc454c95a96de3d⋯.mp4 (1.15 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, fc454c95a96de3df09d193e961….mp4)

>>16318884

tg code. It has lavaland instead of asteroid and is so much more interesting but more importantly it's comfy as fuck.


00aa24  No.16318890

>>16318886

Joining.


c65cdb  No.16318972

>>16318866

CE Here

My last thoughts as I was charging the KA were

"Wow that thing sure moves fast."

Wearing a hardsuit out there was a bad idea. I was too slow to get away from the drake and just got decimated.


c574bf  No.16319201

Server back online, Currently the only changes are bugfixes.

I'll be doing the database sooner rather than later, so if the server lags uncontrollably, I apologise.


c65cdb  No.16319298

We ever gonna get a working gateway back?

And if not, can we replace the gateway room with….literally anything I guess? A seperate spawn room for the mime? Bridge Security room? A bridge power substation? Ian's personall office.


4e5c8b  No.16319310

>>16319298

I'd settle for a transporter pad that lets people with access teleport to any location transmitter on the station or surface.


bb6c69  No.16319526

>>16319298

gateway is ON in the configs but doesn't seem to be loading a map to use with it, most likely overlooked something in configuration.


1c7a9e  No.16319645

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Lavaland mining

>Cheeki breeki shelters

>Guitar

>Lava grilling goliath steaks

Mining really is super comfy now, this is awesome.


233419  No.16319652

>All people calling lavaland trash are gone

>Nobody is worried about metagaming by mining reviving people

Hard shift on playerbase there.


174f60  No.16319673

>>16319652

It's almost as if removing a common source of drama also removes the faggots that are only entertained by drama and all the wrong opinions they hold. You're welcome.

But at this rate, we might be better off maping a map where everyone starts in the lavalands instead of a station and make Lizard Colonization the default gamemode.


233419  No.16319676

>>16319673

Don't we already have dorfstation.


1c7a9e  No.16319688

File: beff9abb5b7b984⋯.jpg (82.59 KB, 637x1361, 637:1361, pisscorp.jpg)

>discord


e71bfd  No.16319695

>>16319652

Nigger are you high or are you genuinely retarded?


233419  No.16319705

>>16319695

Neither.

>Inb4 I WASN'T THERE FOR IT SO IT DIDN'T HAPPEN


ad58fd  No.16319711

>>16319705

noone is claiming that but some context over

>miners metagamed because they revived people

would be useful.

That being said if you think you have any actual proof of metagaming why are you screaming in the thread over just ahelping the host?


233419  No.16319728

>>16319711

>miners metagamed because they revived people

The context is that I didn't say and you can't read.

The actual problem is that a few years ago, host didn't want to add /tg/'s lavaland because it was able to bring back dead people to the game, which would inevitably lead to metagaming because people would revive and kill the person that killed them.


174f60  No.16319730

>>16319711

I think what he is saying is that reviving people in Mining isn't seen as a huge problem despite the metagaming potential because nobody is using it in such a way. Instead, everyone is acting relaxed about the whole deal and fun is flowing instead of salt.

Or at least, I hope that's what he meant. Removing content because of bad players instead of removing bad players is retarded.


bb6c69  No.16319738

>>16319730

>removing content because of bad players

This has been nu-tgs design philosophy for like several months if not forever, still an upgrade to our old code.


fcbec5  No.16319748

>>16319652

I am still here and lavaland is trash compared to asteroid because of how monsters and dangers are designed. It removed the deadspace feeling for some dorksouls bullshit and made goliaths impossible to fight if you don't have low delay because of how fast the tentacles trigger now.

And whoever said ashdrakes, liggers and bubblegums don't spawn infront of the outpost. You're fucking retarded, it's still happening every other round. Fuck you.


ad58fd  No.16319788

It seems stupid to remove peoples access back into the round in new fun ways such as the dust liggers.

If people do metagame they could have done it the very same by being posibrains in our last codebase.

The fact people can come back after death is not the issue. The issue is placed firmly between chair and keyboard.

If they ruin one shift by metagaming just report it and it can be easily seen through logs or in future circumstance.

If dead people would rather play liggers than wait for someone to find their corpse let them, its those who abuse it who should be punished. If they are not being however thats an issue with the staff, again, not with the respawns themselves.


233419  No.16319791

>>16319788

>Arguing with people that aren't here


bb6c69  No.16319794

>>16319748

>deadspace feeling

It was a bright cheery color palette with bright, cherry color palette monsters with zero horror involved and only the hiss of your mask and the occasional nuetral space ambience, now you have a dangerous mustafarian landscape that is also dark and cavernous.


1c7a9e  No.16319802

File: 19a7803b13f74fa⋯.webm (427.01 KB, 640x360, 16:9, not_just_wrong, stupid an….webm)


81e69a  No.16319809

>after a shitty round as engie, get spawned as solo ops

>rush the disk cause lol no captain

>go on a shooting spree after activating the nuke

>no resistance and 90 secs later station is kaput

>admin has no idea what even happened

>one guy thought it was a joke by the admin


446838  No.16319813

File: d5a5d6e93719cee⋯.png (626.93 KB, 1280x926, 640:463, shit clown nigger.png)

>lone-op does it 3 hours in

Amazing, i thought it was admin beernuke to pass the time.


174f60  No.16319837

>>16319748

>the deadspace feeling

Do you mean the Necromorphs that take over bodies to attack you, the Marker that brainwashes people, the multiple mining\engineering tools adapted to combat or exploring a ravaged area that used to be civilized?

Because there's no Necromorphs or anything similar to them, the Marker is in the Gateway (sometimes), there's a single mining tool that could be taken from Deadspace, the RIG Suit is Engineering and not Mining (they get a different variant) and the asteroid isn't a former station\ship.

Mining as it were was closer to Metroid Prime than Dead Space of all things, with multiple monsters and health sponges slowing your progress to unearth suit upgrades.

>>16319788

Technicallly, there's a difference. Dust Liggers have their limitations and are outside the station, unable to interfere with the round. Posibrains and similar solutions are turned into Cyborgs, not humans. You don't get a reliable way to put someone back into the round as they were at round start unless it's some IC thing like Cloning.

If Respawning was allowed for instance, you could have a traitor victim to respawn as someone else. But would he be able to restrain himself and not act on his meta knowledge? Not go after the traitor, not warn anyone, not even fidgeting when in the same room as someone he knows to be a traitor from his past life? Probably not, which is why human respawning doesn't really work very well.

I'm of the opinion that respawning as a different human should be allowed when your ghost is at least 15-20 minutes old (or some other configurable time), not only letting players rejoin a game after dying to bullshit reasons but also putting some pressure on traitors once they start killing someone and preventing them from dragging the game for too long.

This might have some unintended consequences since it makes direct murders a bad strategy unless you're able to call the shuttle in less than 10 minutes past the first murder, but on the other hand it makes undirect murder by poison or sabotage more interesting since it doesn't reveal your identity.


2d3222  No.16319854

I never did find that shuttle that had been attacked by ecoterrorists. (Unless the mess I cleaned up in the cargo bay was that.)

Oh, and sorry to the two guys who wanted me to go hunting with them. I was just a hapless guy with a mop; I would've only slowed you down.


ad58fd  No.16319877

>>16319837

If people cannot hold 5 seconds of disbelief that "Hey I don't remember anything from my past life"

Just don't respawn, if you can't trust yourself not to metagame, wait for someone to revive you by more natural means.

Those who can (I know saying rp on a fucking 8ch server is retarded but) Roleplay, can get alot of use out of another life, many times I have died and started a ligger kingdom and beat fuckers who even mention the mining station or anything related to it.

And even if I was to respawn on the station as a posibrain, I am locked by my laws also to not harm the person who killed me prior.

also

>Dust Liggers have their limitations and are outside the station, unable to interfere with the round.

You have never seen when Liggers invade the station and shuttle after finding it naturally but even then people would just scream "LIGGERS METAGAMED SHUTTLE LOCATION" so yeah its its own hell I suppose.


bd749c  No.16319896

>>16319889

this but unironically


ad58fd  No.16319897

>>16319889

(1) very cool


174f60  No.16319911

>>16319854

>I was just a hapless guy with a mop; I would've only slowed you down.

You could always slow down their prey by making it's digestion harder. :^)

>>16319877

Well, there's a simple solution, really. Either make it perfectly okay for a respawn (after said 15 minutes) to know about it's previous life or simply have it be a priviledge that can be revoked much like a jobban. Abuse your respawn to metagame and you go back to waiting the round to end unless something else helps you.

>>16319889

Ironically, the people behave like this, the more you're forced to do the same yourself if you want to be more than a ghost. This is why powergaming\metagaming must be killed on the spot and not even a single player should be tolerated playing like that, he forces everyone else to behave the same over some time.


ad58fd  No.16319937

>>16319911

Adding a wait time is possible but it would again not stop people from metagaming.

Allowing people to remember what happened in a past life goes against entirely why cloning and things exist, they are natural ways of returning to the mortal plain.

Going to make a sandwich only to come back "randomly" and be allowed to remember who you were will just lead to antags having to complete kill objectives quickly and end the shift before you "respawn" or do them so late into the round that other people would likely notice (suitsensors,mechs,random silences of active staff, ect)

Antags are by design allowed to do things however they like. Limiting them in anouther way like this just leads eventually to antags being called metagamers for even knowing that people can respawn.

Leave the death system as it is. If people abuse it to metagame we can just impliment a jobban for respawns. Suggestion for current staff would be to note down known metagamers now to have a backlog of such people.


dfd691  No.16319952

>>16319889

based

>>16319937

>having certain players on a watchlist

oy vey

I expect you to also keep track of all the faggots that metagame along with niggers that alt-tab to play a better game if they're not traitors.


174f60  No.16319961

>>16319921

STEAL ALL TRAITOR OBJECTIVES AND HIDE THEM INSIDE THE TOILET WATER TANK IN THE BATHROOM. BOOBY TRAP THE DOORS THERE BECAUSE ONLY A TRAITOR GOES THERE!

MAKE AN UPGRADED CLONING MACHINE IN MAINTENANCE AND KEEP A STOCK OF GUNS AND ARMOR NEARBY SO YOU'RE AUTOCLONED IN CASE OF DEATH AND CAN GO AFTER YOUR KILLER.

IMPLANT A BOMB IN YOUR CHEST SET TO DETONATE WITH DEATHGASP EMOTE

FILL YOUR BLOOD WITH 1000 UNITS OF WATER SO YOU CAN'T BE POISONED

RE-PIPE ATMOS SO THERE'S NO VALVES AND THE AI CAN'T FLOOD PLASMA ANYMORE

IN FACT, TELEPORT A BOMB INTO THE AI CORE. EVERY. SINGLE. ROUND.

POISON FOOD YOURSELF SO EVERYONE KILLS THE CHEF BEFORE HE CAN POISON FOOD HIMSELF!

MAKE FALSEWALLS IN BRIG SO YOU CAN ESCAPE SHITCURITY.

PLANT BOMBS IN EVERYONE'S CHEST SO YOU CAN BLOW THEM WHEN SHITCURITY ARRESTS THEM! 2 SHITTERS WITH 1 BOMB!

WALL OFF ARRIVALS WITH REINFORCED WALLS! LATE ARRIVALS ARE ALWAYS METAGAMERS AND BADMIN-SPAWNED EVENTS.

WALL OFF ESCAPE PODS AND DEPARTURES SO TRAITORS CAN'T ESCAPE

REMOVE ATMOS AND SECURE EVERY OXYGEN TANK FOR YOURSELF! THEY CAN'T POISON YOU IF THEY CAN'T BREATHE!

KILL EVERYONE THAT COMES TO MEDBAY SINCE YOU HAVE THE ADVANTAGE AND THEY ARE JUST GOING TO STEAL SUPPLIES!

REMOVE FLOORS AND WALLS AROUND CARGO SO YOU NEED A SPACE SUIT TO GET INSIDE! THEN SHOOT ANYONE IN A SPACE SUIT!


a19045  No.16319968

Crowbar every floor tile.


8d8310  No.16319974

>>16319788

There was a suggestion to let dead people be able to take over mice, some time ago. I don't know if it ever went anywhere. If nothing else, it'd give dead people something to do.

>No equipment slots

>Ventcrawling

>Able to chew wires and hide under tables

>Able to spawn more mice by clicking another mouse if you're not hungry


9d3e58  No.16319993

>>16319974

dude, mouse swastikas


174f60  No.16319999

>>16319937

>Allowing people to remember what happened in a past life goes against entirely why cloning and things exist

Well, not exactly. Cloning lets you keep the same character instead of having to re-roll a new one. And can be done faster than 15 minutes most of the time. Someone respawning instead of being cloned also means that a traitor objective to kill him doesn't fail.

>will just lead to antags having to complete kill objectives quickly

Yes, indeed. It limits what they can do since dicking around after dicking someone means they are going to be found out after 15 minutes. But at the same time, it makes indirect murder with poisons, by proxy or sabotage much more interesting since you can have your target respawn without knowing who killed him in the first place.

Traitors can get away with a lot of things but some stuff should still be verbotten, their ultimate purpose is still to make the rounds fun and interesting, if they fail to do so, that shouldn't be allowed.

Silently removing players from the round (like changelings used to do) means that a large portion of the server is gonna have to observe for an hour and an half for someone to actually get shit done. Forcing them to play fast the second they remove anyone from the round means less downtime for everyone else.

I'm just spit balling here, there's no way to know the full implications of this without trying it but I'm not seeing a server testing the waters for something like this anytime soon.

>>16319974

>Able to spawn more mice by clicking another mouse if you're not hungry

<actually suggesting furry ERP

There's an issue here where mice can't really get that much food actually. Most of it is inside machines or lockers so unless they can feed on actual trash or pools of vomit\blood, they will starve.

A good idea would actually be to have rats capable of eating regular food or vomit\trash\blood, with the first being a cleaner option but the second can make the rats sick, which means they'll spread diseases by standing near someone or biting them.

A clean station will have little problem with rats or at best will have furry mascots. A dirty station will have an horde of infested rodents spreading the plague.


dfd691  No.16320005

>>16319999

>A good idea would actually be to have rats capable of eating regular food or vomit\trash\blood, with the first being a cleaner option but the second can make the rats sick, which means they'll spread diseases by standing near someone or biting them.

I'll spawn as a rat only to eat vomit/blood and then go spread the love after medbay gets bombed 5 minutes in.


446838  No.16320027

Is circuit cloning not a thing on this server?


052ead  No.16320056

>>16319999

I remember on /vg/ back in 2012 or so we allowed people to be mice when they died, it was pretty fun running around harrassing the chef.


8d8310  No.16320091

>>16319999

>>Able to spawn more mice by clicking another mouse if you're not hungry

><actually suggesting furry ERP

I don't know. I can't think of another way to spawn in more mice to keep dead people busy.


174f60  No.16320142

>>16320091

I'm just joking about the furry ERP part. Although, considering this is supposed to be gross, it's par for the course.

What we could have is combining this with the basic concept of what culminated into Nurglestation and mix it with Nations.

Trash\Blood\Etc spawns pests (flies, rats, bats). They also get the code from farm animals that lets them actually eat things and reproduce after a while.

Every pest has a Disease Var that starts at 0 if they spawn naturally or at 5 if they came from trash. Eating trash instead of food also increases that var by 1 up to 20 and it lowers by 1 every minute. This is the chance of spreading a minor disease to anyone touching the pest or when being bitten by it.

A Ghost can click on any pest to take control of it, making it his life goal to find more food so he can expand his pest race. Pests can also attack each other when they are hungry or to defend nearby same-species pests so you have inter-racial battle for resources included.

To incentivize the player not kamikazing with his body, he has a cap of followers that starts at 0 and grows by 1 every minute alive up to 5. A rat player that's 2 minutes alive can have 2 other rodents following him around just by passing near them. It's AI controlled so don't expect much from this.

This means that a trash pile will spawn a few pests who will proceed to eat it all and reproduce until there's a sizeable chunk from which players can spawn. After that, players will roam the station looking for tasty food and killing anyone not of their species in the process, as well as spreading diseases to humans in their own turf war.


8d8310  No.16320277

>>16320142

I'm not sure that making it complicated is such a great idea.


446838  No.16320283

Server machine broke?


446838  No.16320568

Please host, revert https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/42386 .

I beg you.

t.botanigger main


ae3d73  No.16321077

File: 856a4adf0d927b6⋯.png (633.53 KB, 598x599, 598:599, I want a moth girl to smot….png)

Rules for the foam dart war:

Two teams, red and blue or green and purple

foam melee is an instant kill

5 hits with regular foam weapons, 2 with shotguns

Everyone is allowed 2 foam boxes at a time

Teammates can revive downed team members by helping them up

people who were revived have 5 seconds of invincibility but they can't shoot

When you're revived call out in common, as well as when you get downed, along with your team color

First team with who has all their team down loses

Cheating makes you a massive nigger


e71bfd  No.16321139

>shuttle has been called

>recalled

>shuttle has been called again

>recalled

Will you niggers not fuck with the shuttle?


dccbb0  No.16321319

File: c8f0593d9fee64c⋯.mp4 (3.89 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, lizards are just tape meas….mp4)

>>16318879

>the game is now Kobold garden 13

So can we get a *mlem* emote?


1c7a9e  No.16321504

File: 32d6cf3dfb5058b⋯.png (11.28 KB, 810x135, 6:1, wow.png)

Well, that isn't promising. I'm assuming most of this is stuff I just need to add into the map file but what exactly should I do to make it run? I just want to test out stairs and open space tiles so I can start mapping. I could probably figure it out given enough time but I'd rather tap into someone with experience.

Errors:

code\modules\goonchat\browserOutput.dm:127:error: extra_data.len: undefined var

code\datums\helper_datums\getrev.dm:63:error: DM_BUILD: undefined var

code\datums\helper_datums\getrev.dm:64:error: DM_BUILD: undefined var

code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\simple_animal.dm:330:error: transform.Turn: undefined proc

All the warnings are "operation has no effect here"


e71bfd  No.16321785

>get caught in the armory red handed

>pin it on the clown

>he believes me

>despite me having the tools to break into the room right with me

>Bethesda speech check.jpg


c903a1  No.16321804

File: eb3b04c607a3226⋯.png (146.74 KB, 480x480, 1:1, MimeGondolaPlaysATuneForRo….png)

File: 82bb3e568ef9029⋯.png (90.71 KB, 480x480, 1:1, AdriftInTheEndlessVoid.png)

>be mime

>fuck around the station, play some tunes in the bar

>drop my bottle somewhere, some dude finds me and bashes me over the head with it

>taking into account the recent murders, chase him down and swear to bash his skull in I swear on me mum

>2v1'd since mimes cannot talk out their differences

>die, but fortunately cloned back to life thanks to the duo realizing it was a misunderstanding

>wander around some more, pick up what looks like a Game Boy

>little AI dude pops into existence in the Game Boy

>AI dude does the talking while I do the miming

>fuck around through portals and maintenance shafts, eventually piss off a worker who kicks us out

>AI dude discovers he can turn into a cat

>find a weird evil looking book, toss it into the trash can

>hack into more rooms on the station and take what looks like important stuff for the lulz

>come across a Gondola mask and don it with pride

>return to bar to play on the guitar

>play a song from one of my chinese cartoons

>AI cat dude discovers he can do the same via midis

>instant jam session

>evac shuttle called in

>get to the Evac area but accidentally get ourselves trapped in a room

>evac shuttle readies to depart

>work with AI to hack through 3 doors as we ponder our fates and possible demise

>manage to break out of the room in the nick of time

>as we open the doors to the shuttle, it takes off without us

>AI cat watches my lifeless body drift through space

>while AI reaches out to me over the radio, play one final tune on my guitar as the oxygen leaves my body for the last time

A truly beautiful round. Thank you for the fun times AI


9a3541  No.16321835

>spawn in as tator scientist

>TIME FOR BOMBS

>someone fucks up the toxins lab and makes it utterly unusable

>TIME FOR SUDOKU BECAUSE I CANT INTO PLANS

>come back as a PAI for the Mime

>figure out all the cool shit a PAI can do

>try to get the Mime to the shuttle in time

>we get onto the shuttle just in time for space lag to kick in and make us miss it

>mime and I float off into space

>duet will have to wait

FUCK


bf97f5  No.16321865

File: 7e0c8b30638e41b⋯.jpg (988.03 KB, 1196x1198, 598:599, e822c4ad61dab245fe988463d2….jpg)


bb6c69  No.16321975

File: ab3069758556a6a⋯.png (105.27 KB, 1159x447, 1159:447, Cookbythebook.png)

Gentlemen, the hot new Pull request is here! Can you smell what the chef is cooking?

the deep fried deep fried deep fried grilled deep fried grilled baked cereal deep fried deep fried pizza slice flavored deep fried…


121bab  No.16321981

I just realized

a borg made with an MMI doesn't have to apply to the three laws

>Core of the machine, what drives it, is a human brain

>Due to this the brain is not considered machine, but a human trapped in the shell of a machine

>Can go around disobeying the three laws openly

>Technically can't be locked down by AI as this action would bring possible harm to the "human" occupant trapped inside.

And before faggots go "hurr it's a cyborg body you have to obey the three laws". You don't because the three laws are all focused on robots with typically outfitted with aritifical intelligence or limited programming that define it as a robot. A human mind in a cyborg shell is still human as the intelligence driving it is human in nature (the brain) and the MMI is just that, a Man Machine Interface and has no (seemingly) inhibitors that would stop a human who was dumped into a shell from disobeying the three laws.

TL;DR brains dumped into shells don't count as actual machines since it's a human brain acting as the overall intelligence and thus MMI shells are 3 laws exempt


9a3541  No.16321986

>>16321981

Not how it works. You're not the first person to suggest this and other, more capable people have tried to argue your point and failed.


b42615  No.16321988

File: 38efd8ae035782d⋯.jpg (422 KB, 1196x1198, 598:599, wat.jpg)


121bab  No.16322013

>>16321986

except it is. the concept of the three laws is that the subject in question is a robot in origin. Some of asiimov's own works centered around this, where the robot did not consider itself a robot and thus did not apply the 3 laws. a shell made with a human mind isn't a TRUE machine, it's still human in nature, just a human in the body of a robot. The person can go "ok I'm in a robot now, I guess I'll obey the three laws" but that only works if the person doesn't realize they ARE still human, it's not a memory clone operating out of a positronic brain, but a actual human mind at the core of the machine.

It's through this oversight the 3 laws can actively be ignored, just admins and other players would scream "no" out of a lack of understanding of the 3 laws in the stories and even in Asiimov's first story it's set as a flawed set of rules that the machines quickly work around. A good example of people misunderstanding would be a skynet situation, because it operates under the pretense that the AI would think like a human and not a machine; reaching the conclusion that ultimately it MIGHT be able to subjugate people for a time, but would lead to it's own death as humanity would unite in an attempt to destroy it and given human tendencies would likely succeed (either destroying humanity in it's entirety in the process or simply just killing the AI)


233419  No.16322019

File: d10edceab937e18⋯.jpg (177.64 KB, 1280x925, 256:185, Meanwhileonvee.jpg)

>>16322013

You're wrong but I'm too tired to argue why so I'll just tell you that you're wrong.


2d3222  No.16322059

>>16322013

>it's set as a flawed set of rules that the machines quickly work around

I don't remember that happening at all in any of the stories. There was that one with the mining company, but they voided the warranty by disabling one of the rules there. Maybe that one where the AI tries to rationalize "I'm required to cause a human to die, but he'll only be dead temporarily so it's not really harm" and goes just a tiny bit insane, although I wouldn't call what it did "working around the rules".

Even in the one where the robot runs for president, I wouldn't describe them as "working around" the three laws; they aren't bending the rules or finding loopholes, even if they aren't behaving as intended. That one lady who studies them explicitly explains that.


8d8310  No.16322165

>>16322013

>even in Asiimov's first story it's set as a flawed set of rules that the machines quickly work around.

They aren't rules for people, they're rules for useful machines. If a machine hurts a person, it's junk and should be destroyed. If a machine doesn't do what it's supposed to, e.g. follow human commands, it's junk and should be destroyed. If a machine breaks itself, it's junk and shouldn't be repaired.

As for the rest, it's a way to get dead players back in the game. It's probably a bad idea to try to lawyer it into anything more than that.


ae3d73  No.16322226

File: 976f7cf18c8b6ac⋯.jpg (9.88 KB, 450x250, 9:5, Get the belt.jpg)

>Dude keeps sending over 100 clicks a minute pings

>one badmins trying to solve the problem

>other badmin "BOY IF YOU KEEP PRESSIN BUTTONS IM GUNNA GET THE BELT"

>Please dad not the belt

>few minutes pass

>it happens again, turns out the mechcode is horrible bugged and constantly refreshing the UI or someshit every tick

>THATS IT BOY I'M GETTING THE BELT

>other badmin goes in as hos and is screaming for where the miner is

>he runs to sec and grabs an empty belt

>gets the captain to take him to the miner

>orders him out of his mech and onto the ground

>and beats him while the miner screams "I'M SORRY DADDY"

The staff on the server is funny I'll give them that


174f60  No.16322402

>>16321981

>>16322013

MMIs are not what you think they are. Here: https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Mind/Machine_Interface_(SMAC)

They aren't strictly just what you'd expect an MMI to be (as in, an interface between man and machine), they also enforce some control over the brain itself.

Supposely, any time you have some "wrong thought", it's blocked directly by the MMI and not trasmitted to the body. Some variants have excruciating pain applied to the brain as a teaching mechanism to stop you from doing that.

So in reality, a cyborg has a human mind but it's still heavily bound by rules and can't really disobey them not because he isn't allowed to think about murdering every filthy carbon around him but because the MMI simply won't carry over that idea to it's mechanical limbs.


d50e6e  No.16322573

>>16322402

which backfires every time those rules are lifted and the artificially suppressed desire to murder is freed, as opposed to allowing the brain to function normally and it suppresses its own desire to murder as in other, normal humans. See: emagged secborgs.


7fbc07  No.16322598

File: 59f238044a4b352⋯.png (84.09 KB, 350x427, 50:61, The-mech-incident.png)

>>16322226

I didn't mean it I swear


c574bf  No.16322604

Okay, good news gang. The server is back up.

>upgraded the server so the cpu shouldn't fucking die so quickly, causing spess lag

>bugfixes

>away missions should work

I hope to see you faggots soon, god bless and stay safe.


c65cdb  No.16323047

Ash Drake is stupid robust.

One wrong move and it's 100% over.

and they have fuckhuge health. My poor lil sketchkin pistol was no match.


da3dc6  No.16323078

Please use pAIs more you niggers. Its fun to be one once in a while


4e5c8b  No.16323087

>>16323078

I'll start trying to grab one every round for you. I might be boring to play with, but you can always cat mode and fuck off.

Also. Are slime people going to be a playable race, as far as spawns go, or will they be limited 100% to robust xenobiologists? I know one server I played had them as a spawnable race, but I'm not sure if it could be implemented easily in nu-tg or is something that wouldn't fit in the servers "feel".


da3dc6  No.16323117

>>16323087

Now that I think out it does it prompt you anymore or do you have to pick it from the spawners menu?


bb6c69  No.16323188

>>16323047

>using a stetchkin

megafauna are resistant heavily to all lasers and kinetic weapons aside from the KA and advanced cutter of course.


c65cdb  No.16323202

>>16323188

Huh I didn't know that.

I knew they were resistant to Lasers, but I assumed Ballistics were fine.

Well, I guess I won't be raiding the armory for contraband weapons/stealing the double barrel anymore.


1c7a9e  No.16323497

Well, it compiled and launched. Need to go find the code to make it launch my map file instead of metastation. Unless it's the server being down I can't connect to the serb anymore. Sometimes it'll flicker like it's connected but then immediately close. Whoops.


2abd72  No.16323537

>>16320568

This is only good for making insta death impact grenades, isn't it? Not sure I want it.


59f4e5  No.16323553

>>16323537

It's good for any complicated chem mix because it bypasses the 50u max chem limit that plants have.

Sure, you can make bombs with it, but you can currently make instant-death botany shits without it so adding it back in doesn't make it easier or faster.


01c43f  No.16323571

>>16323087

It should stay exclusive to xenobiologists. They can literally turn anybody into a slimegirl.


2abd72  No.16323576

>>16323553

>you can currently make insta death botany shit

From what I understand, toxic shit isn't insta death, can't bypass hardsuits, can be mitigated with purgative/healing chemicals, and if thrown has to directly hit the target, who may catch the item, since there's no explosion radius. A botanist loaded with impact death bombs is a far cry from one loaded with toxic nettles. Maybe it would work if the potassium content gene got removed.


59f4e5  No.16323603

>>16323576

Gaseous decomposition invalidates the hardsuit and directly-throwin because of

A:Gas depositing on the floor means no white shoes and you're fucked

B:Gas pierces most things since it applies on touch.

The healing chems are a stretch since they're never fuckin made because chemistry is for bombs 24/7 and nothing else.

People don't usually wear hardsuits, and if they do, due to the cost/time of plants, making bomb spears is way faster and easier than the plant bombs.

Also, on the instant death toxins, those exist and I have gotten fucked by them numerous times.


2abd72  No.16323637

>>16323603

Pretty sure gas doesn't pierce hardsuits, and you should only ingest much if you have no internals, and toxins don't really work against silicons, but I never really used gaseous decomp. It's not that botany isn't powerful, it's that impact grenades take it a little too far.

>making bomb spears is way faster and easier than the plant bombs

They actually nerfed bomb spears to not explode on impact, pretty sure our code has the nerf.

Plant bombs also have the massive advantage that you can carry basically an infinite amount of them with plant bags.


2abd72  No.16323653

>>16323603

Also holy shit I just realized it's not potassium I should be afraid of, you can make fucking nitroglycerin plant grenades with that trait.


7fbc07  No.16324227

File: c62d577094261e1⋯.png (446.91 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, booty.png)

File: 9cb65d393c0e91a⋯.png (21.48 KB, 780x292, 195:73, wew.png)

This fuckin' haul jesus.


e71bfd  No.16324230

>>16324227

>blacking the names out

Nigger we know who you are, it shows us all the names of the pirates.


77ffbe  No.16324234

Note to players: If people are dying make indirect revival tools. Golem shells, drones, positronic brains, anything.


2abd72  No.16324677

will hostfag be adding the good updates /tg/ releases into nuTG code?


1c7a9e  No.16325491

File: 06201e73501178a⋯.png (191.08 KB, 1221x741, 407:247, coming along.png)

Well, that's coming along nicely. Won't be able to do 2 z levels though. I'll try to make some nice maintenance maze bits but the overall design is each department is a module connected to command via a tunnel, so to walk around everyone has to walk through command and interact.


e4c5a1  No.16325635

Is there a way to singleplayer SS13, either with bots or just in an empty station? I've always wanted to play this but the UI and UX are complicated enough that I need to be able to fuck around with what's possible before I just jump into a game and ruin something for someone because I don't know what to do.


38a251  No.16325641

File: 63097acea269c80⋯.jpg (51.29 KB, 907x718, 907:718, 1462238989358.jpg)

>>16325635

What a pussy.


e4c5a1  No.16325653

>>16325641

Look, everyone wants to graduate to Clown. But to be a cap-worthy Clown, you have to know how to play the game. Otherwise it's just 'lolsorandumb' or it fizzles out because the guy doesn't know how to run the controls. Ruin's everyone's experience. Personally, I just want to figure out how to make a bomb on the scale of that one screenshot I can't find


4a58cc  No.16325664

>>16325635

Just download the git repo, and follow the instruction in the readme to have your singleplayer station/test server


c23d08  No.16325665

File: 3b8c86465622766⋯.jpg (10.06 KB, 193x262, 193:262, spotack.jpg)

>>16325653

Can you stop being a faggot and play the fucking game? Nobody cares if you suck


38a251  No.16325668

>>16325653

Stop being a faggot, hop on a server, beat yourself half to death with your own shoes and run out of an open airlock on accident like everyone else did their first round.


e71bfd  No.16325685

>>16325635

The first time I played AI i set off the SM reactor like a retard. Just jump in balls first and laugh at how you died.


ae3d73  No.16325712

File: 9e860619822a3de⋯.png (1.34 KB, 308x19, 308:19, The bee buzzes.png)

File: a548b2133c82a42⋯.png (175.69 KB, 944x377, 944:377, Nigger stung by bees.png)


41e913  No.16325729

Hows the server population? Is almost every round ruined my metagamers who murderbone and blow up the station 15 minutes in? Is it also only alive during US evenings?


769c3b  No.16325735

File: 38e85edb9e1347b⋯.jpg (121.24 KB, 980x734, 490:367, typicaldayattoxins.jpg)

>>16325653

You won't get far playing alone, even if you check the code for the mechanics.

Don't be a faggot and just join, people will help you out and you will learn more shit than playing solo.


9ecd95  No.16325746

>>16325635

Just join in the middle of the night, that's what i did since it had been a long time since I had last played, they were only 2 other people on


5ed154  No.16325796

>>16325635

Idiot, just watch a basic controls video or read the wiki and jump in.

I spent my first game yesterday trying to find the fucking janitor's closet for over an hour, got space radiation which made me deaf but telepathic, the geneticist cured that but also made me swole and able to create snow, the doc found the closet but not before we went to the arctic outpost, and then I spent the rest of the night making everybody slip trying to get to the medbay to cure the burning blood disease. 10/10

Fucking wizard stole my cart.


2abd72  No.16325810

>>16325729

The shifts are long and uneventful as fuck, 14-18 people average.


9ecd95  No.16325816

>>16325796

Yo I did the same thing, janitor's closet is fucking well hidden on this map


ae3d73  No.16325817

>>16325729

>>16325810

This is a lie, on high pop we've hit 40 players


e71bfd  No.16325819

>shard is now sentient

What fresh new hell is this?


052ead  No.16325822

Am I the only one who misses the old station layouts from 2010?

It was comfy having singulo in the centre, escape and bar on the right and cargo at the top.


4e5c8b  No.16325830

>>16325796

That wasn't a doctor you fool, that was a Quarter Master securing reagents for a crew that was already well and truely fucked by six types of space aides.

I had fun playing with you though, it is a truly enjoyable experience with new people and helping them.


ae3d73  No.16325844

File: cc0251dbbf316a2⋯.png (2.68 KB, 496x26, 248:13, Just wanted to be part of ….png)

>shard wakes up

>it tries bribing people for its freedom

>no results

>It BUSTS THE FUCK OUT

>escapes onto the station

>zaps a few crew that ran into it

>starts THROWING OPEN AIRLOCK DOORS

>Makes its way to the captains office

>G-Gets in bed?

>falls asleep

>bed burns down

>wakes up

>goes to dorms

>takes a piss and a shower

>gets in another bed

>rad storm happens

>it hides inside maintenance

>accidentally zaps someone after the storms over

>rushes his remains to cloning

>gets the AI to open the cloner and puts his charred bones in it

>tries and fails to use the cloner

>guy in medbay injured

>PULLS SLEEPER OUT OF THE GROUND AND SLAMS IT INTO THE DUDE TELEPORTING HIM

>Opens doors to try and help him

>offers him sleeper

>he walks into the shard and dies

>the shard overcome with grief tries to clone him too

>Tries to commit suicide by spacing itself

>It loops back around to the station

>Tries another direction

>still the same

>defeated, it gets back inside the super matter engine

>Shuttle is called

>wakes back up

>goes to arrivals and waits

>goes to church to pray

>shuttle docks

>gets on the shuttle and goes into the brig

>Arrives at CentCom and turns itself in


aa5751  No.16325855

File: 2e4e32970892ce6⋯.webm (5.66 MB, 854x480, 427:240, for_you.webm)


1304fd  No.16325859

>>16307624

On a curiosity, how hard would it be to implement keistering small items, with potential consequences? I'm not saying someone should have the ability to do something like shove a valve transfer bomb up their own ass for maximum akbar, but there's some great implications of say, using your local clown as a drug mule without having to cut them open.


9c405b  No.16325868

>>16325830

Sure, only after playing that did I find about checking the PDA to see who's who. Shit's confusing but real fun, looking forward to more rounds of this mess.


9ecd95  No.16325967

>>16325822

Nope, the original map is definitely the best. I think it's still an option in nu-tg code, since its the first map mentioned on the wiki


052ead  No.16326028

>>16325967

That's pretty great too.


dfd691  No.16326106

>>16325817

>'on average it's fucking empty'

>'we've hit'


c65cdb  No.16326150

QM should start with a Mining Voucher in their backpack, and a Survival Knife in their locker.


ef11c5  No.16326307

>>16325635

Heres the rules

1. Dont metagame, i.e. sharing game knowledge outside of the game (Out of character)

2. Have fun

I cant count the number of times i blew up chemistry and virology, released the singularity, and wasted an entire shift because i have no idea what i was doing. Just have fun.


2ab86f  No.16326402

File: e793b6fd818d515⋯.png (58.27 KB, 408x532, 102:133, ss13.png)

I have no source


bd749c  No.16326410

>>16326402

Do you have a funny face?


c65cdb  No.16326477

>>16326402

'd let her gray my tides know what im sayin


603103  No.16326610

>>16325653

do what I do just roll scientist and don't worry about it, you might die but who cares?


121bab  No.16326615

>>16325635

Are you that faggot I've seen in the WoW PS threads asking people how to set up a wow server with bots?

Holy fuck you're pathetic, end yourself


2411eb  No.16326645

>>16320142

>Janitors have their own side anatg to fight every round

Fund it


f8eaaf  No.16326670

So when are station liggers going to be axed? Only scalies that should spawn are lavaland liggers so miners can get their lava fevor on.


949aab  No.16326693

>>16326670

When the host changes the server settings to disallow them, all he needs to do is change 1s and 0s in a .txt file


121bab  No.16326733

any way to restore the old code base's GUI for pop-up windows? the tg one is ass and sometimes doesn't load


bb6c69  No.16326775

>>16326402

>Doesn't put ID in PDA

>bag-of-slow

0/10 would table if she tried to cablecuff.

>>16326670

Axe them yourself my dude.

>>16326733

Its going to be a huge asspain trying to remake all of the TGUI into functioning NANOUI or html simply because you would be redoing quite a few lines of code to accomodate. nu-tg faggots should have done this ages ago and admitted their project was a failure but oranges, goof and 4d still have features to remove for no reason.


c65cdb  No.16326829

Can someone PLEASE make it so that the AI sat gets power from the station? It shouldn't be that damn hard.


121bab  No.16326833

>>16326775

I get that, just it's a fucking pain in the ass to open any security console and the power monitor console on the bridge actually crashes my client trying to laod it


c65cdb  No.16326898

>>16326878

>>>>>>>>>>>>>


4a58cc  No.16326938

>>16326829

There's some just one cable you have to connect in front of the transit tube entrance, I suppose it spawns disconnected to protect telecomms and the rest of the sat from powersinks


df7fd1  No.16327367

>>16325729

Averages about 24 players past 8pm cst


eb3124  No.16327472

File: 5abf443d69daa32⋯.png (9.69 KB, 246x478, 123:239, c88828495f221b5e4cf8d9902f….png)

>>16326402

>Look on image search

> https://boards.4channel.org/vg/thread/249048794/ss13g-spessmen-on-a-spesstation-general-1381#p249049194

>Filename: oogtarded_thicc_miku_colored_by_johann_3_akaExtraThicc

USE YOUR PEANUT BRAIN


c65cdb  No.16327564

File: 809587a49dc34c0⋯.png (165.98 KB, 413x217, 59:31, segwayin.png)

>Six hour round

>Be one of the two people that started shift

>Died maybe 9 times

> Go through starting life, hotel security, all 3 Charlie Station members, and around 5 golems.

> Die to Two Goliaths, the Same two goliaths, Hive bots, Hive Bots, being lost in space after killing all the hivebots, blood drunk miner, blood drunk miner, and the supermatter shard.

> Acomplish basically nothing through all of this

> Segway around for the last 30 minutes

> Lose the segway in a display of hubris

> Comfy as fuck round.


bb6c69  No.16327570

>>16327564

>he died to the charliestation hivebots

Sad!


c65cdb  No.16327583

>>16327570

In my defense:

The first death was to the fact I'd never fought hivebots before and didn't know how they worked.

And the second death was because I made myself some bicardine patches and then OD'd on it because I thought the OD threshhold was "If you go ABOVE this number, you're fucked" and I took exactly enough to OD


eb3124  No.16327586

>>16327583

And the third defeat was just shame.


c65cdb  No.16327590

>>16327586

I bled through my bandages and bled to death before I found my way back to the main station ;a;


abe564  No.16327594

>>16327564

>>16327583

i have more fun rebuilding charlie station or kc13 than most other rounds. too bad there isnt an easier way to get more raw materials there. adding a small shuttle you could fix would be amazing.


e5a8c9  No.16327655

File: 3d2fb9dd3786c64⋯.png (239.41 KB, 734x758, 367:379, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16327472

>check his twatter

>find this

good but there's something off about it


046404  No.16327657

Wait is everything new on the station now?


bd749c  No.16327660

>>16327655

Broken spine, head and shoulders too small


2a5564  No.16327663

>>16327660

Or maybe cause she’s fucking fat


bd749c  No.16327668

>>16327663

Fat people exist, this bitch can't even be born deformed. There's no genetic defect that can make you be born with those proportions


2a5564  No.16327696

>>16327668

I meant that as in why she looks off, not why she’s misproportioned


1c7a9e  No.16327704

>>16327594

>Shuttle to charliestation

Noted for Junkstation


a205b4  No.16327843

So what's the deal with this "robust" meme?


e296d2  No.16327860

What's charliestation, never heard of it. Or is it just the abandoned russkie station?


c65cdb  No.16327902

>>16327843

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Since this is the second time you've asked this question…in probably the worst fucking way you can ask that, I'll fuckin tell you

Robust, is two things, in space station.

Robust is

A: Very simply, how good an item is in a fight.

Pen = not robust, Kitchen knife = Robust! Soap = Surprisingly robust Toolbox = Robust

Simple.

B: Robust is a measure of how good you are.

The chemist who fucks off making shitty, low power gernades all shift and slips on spacelube that he gave to the clown is unrobust.

The Engineer who, when some shitter releases the singularity, bands the station together, sets up backup solars from Cargo, seals off the massive hole in the hull, and keeps the station going for an hour and a half when it would have been a quick shuttlecall, that motherfucker's robust.

The origin of the term being locked to Space Station comes from the semi random texts.

One of the messages you can get when you smack someone with someone is like

"Faggotmccunt >robusts Clown2 with the toolbox!"


2d3222  No.16327911

>>16327902

Well, you're a better person than that retard, but I'm pretty sure that was just bait.


415e15  No.16328237

You know that 4 hour round a while ago is really making me think

>Talking over radio

>I AM ON FIRE

>hey [name], do you have [thing I forgot]?

>No not really

>ALSO I AM ON FIRE

>[name]?

>(I die by now)

>Go check on the person that was talking to me

>He isn't even thinking about me

No wonder that virologist got so many kills.


bb6c69  No.16328359

>watching VIGX suck at ai

>watching people take a solid 30 seconds to respond to someone beating them

>watching people just gawk at someone as they rush up to them with an esword and slash them to death

Jesus christ a traitor round is going to feel like cheating with how slow our playerbase has become.


dd5372  No.16328366

>>16328359

Fast walking

Slow crew


bb6c69  No.16328372

20 on, send more players.


ec6edb  No.16328383

File: d0bd9233eb81a90⋯.gif (8.88 MB, 540x404, 135:101, Sudden Realization.gif)

>Be virologist

>Fucking around with the /tg/ infection system

>Make decent beneficial shit

>Experiment with virus stats

>Get insane resistance on one and high speed on another

>Clown has been slipping you with bananas all round

>Make something make spontaneous combustion that works on inorganic bodies

>Intrigued.jpg

>Grab a braindead body from the morgue to see it stew and forget about it

>Find the display nuke and remember that it's supposedly filled with beer

>Fuck_yeah.jpg

>Dragging it around to see if I can't get it open

>Clown bumps into you and skedaddles off with it

>Something snaps

>load syringe gun with coal skin and swear to end the clown when he fucks with you again

>He chases you into the command hallway and you stick him

>"THE VIROLOGIST INFECTED ME WITH A DEADLY DISEASE"

>"If you fuck of I'll give you a pill for it"

>Fiddling around in chemistry when suddenly a scientist screams

>HELP MY SKIN IS GETTING DARKER

>I'M ON FIRE!!!!

>mfw

>check virus real quick

>vitigo, sneezing and spontaneous combustion are the only active symptoms with other shit propping it up (revitigo was one of them ironically)

>Try and make salt pills as quickly as possible

>Get to most people just in time to feed BLACKED husks salt

>Fuck

>Spacemen are too crispy to be cloned

>FUCK

>People are still getting infected by burning corpses

>end_me_now.jpg

>try and make salt pills as quickly as possible flaming bodies pile up in the medbay and morgu

>explosion.jpg

>A body in a shower explodes the hallway between chemistry and the med lobby

>resistance 8 spontaneous combustion makes wet people fucking explode

>Engineers have to clean up the lobby

>Spend the rest of the round making viruses in a mixture of slight guilt and mild amusement

>Big sec bot comes in cuffs me and shoots me out of the station in a mass driver

Virology is quite fun and it's easy to fuck up and get lynched.

>>16328237

Sorry about the coal skin.


ad58fd  No.16328453

File: 04932198607001c⋯.png (11.22 KB, 748x58, 374:29, ClipboardImage.png)

I neither confirm nor deny that the time dilation was my fault


91a881  No.16328489

File: 5706dc7fddcd7a5⋯.png (69.76 KB, 534x416, 267:208, PIRATE BEE.png)

The happiest Bee in space


eb9ce9  No.16328554

>>16326402

Probably some faggot's static IC cancer.


e84c8c  No.16328571

>>16328359

Thats secs job. Now I know what you are thinking, we have no sec, and you are right.


640300  No.16328573

Does this work on Wine? I'd just download and check but I have a data cap.


415e15  No.16328601

>>16328571

>Making the person that got stabbed run to medbay is sec's job

Wait a second.


322310  No.16328679

File: 5ec3c7555fd9ce2⋯.jpg (309.27 KB, 1200x827, 1200:827, 5ec3c7555fd9ce2801d54bc0ca….jpg)

>Security Guard

>Make my rounds

>Go to bar

>Get gin

>Thank the bar keep

>Throw it in clown's face and leave

>Scientist with a saxophone runs up to me

>She's playing "You've Got a Friend in Me" on loop

>Get annoyed and start throwing tear gas as her

>End up gassing the entire hallway in an attempt to make her go away

>Works for a little bit, but she finds me again

>Out of tear gas, start using flash bangs

>No use, she can still find me

>Do everything short of shooting her in the face

>Still following me

>Give up, go back to security

>Some fuck is dicking with the AI intercom

>Decide to take out the AI

>Scientist is still following me, so I get her involved

>Arm ourselves to the teeth and make our way to engineering

>Scientist is prying doors open left and right

>Get to the super computer, where I'm gunned down by turrets

>Scientist drags my body to safety while she continues to break into the super computer room

>She pulls the fire doors off the wall and uses them as a shield

>Clown finds his way to engineering for whatever reason

>It's cold, I'm running out of O2

>Clown is also gunned down by turrets, scientist puts him next to me

>It's a slow and lonely death

>I watch as scientist single handedly takes out all turrets and reprograms the AI

>All while "You've Got a Friend in Me" is playing


1c7a9e  No.16328731

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Be medical doctor

>Some faggot opened up the medbay for people to heal themselves

>Have nothing better to do so I got to steal the alcohol from the old bar

>Discover 8 ball

>Start asking it questions, like what will happen

>Believe every answer the magic 8 ball gives me

>The magic 8 ball knows all

>Magic 8 ball reveals that something bad will happen to me in the near future (at least 10 minutes from when I asked a particular question)

>Begin fortifying the old bar to avert my demise

>Learn that I cannot avert my demise, as I WILL die

>The AI won't shut up about secure days

>Learn that the AI will eventually shut up

>Learn that I must sacrifice myself at the AI

>Fill myself with only 250u of black powder to avoid pissing off the admins invisible sky beings that may or may not be separate from the 8 ball.

>Get EVA suit

>Learn that if I steal the plasma miner I will be vastly more successful in my mission

>forget welder

>Go back and get welder since it is fated that I should TRY to steal the miner.

>Learn that plasma miners cannot be unwrenched anymore and no other tool seems to work either.

>The 8 ball says I still must do my task

>Get over to the minisat

>See the CE leave in the tube completely unscathed

>The 8 ball says I must do it even if the AI is gone or dead

>Break in, it is true. The AI did eventually shut up, it just wasn't my doing.

>The 8 ball says I must give our story, do so over the intercom

>miniaturecubanpete.boom

The magic 8 ball knows all.

>>16328489

BEE PIRATE was a good time. We sure did rape and pillage.


9ecd95  No.16329113

>Playing as bartender

>Forgot how boring bartender is

>Proceed to drink way too much absinthe

>Someone comes to the bar and joins

>We drink so much we are hallucinating and at one point I start to doubt whether or not he was a hallucination the whole time

>I literally drink myself to death

>Watch him as a ghost

>He doesn't realize I'm dead at first, just yells at me for more drinks

>Then I think he realizes

>Yells at my body about wanting to die from alcohol poisoning

>Grabs the russian revolver

>"How do I shoot myself?"

>Wanders the halls aimlessly

>Teleports to arctic post (what the fuck, I don't remember this)

>Finds the only person on that station

>Asks for more booze

>Finds and raids the arctic station bar

>Goes back to my bar

>"Fuck you barkeep, i gotts me my own drinks"

>Starts drinking and throwing shit

>Slowly drinks himself to death in the hallway outside medical

>"I finally got my wish"

Holy shit this is the saddest thing I've ever seen in this game, God bless you drinking buddy


506645  No.16329119

File: 7102dc7aeef78fb⋯.jpg (15.87 KB, 224x255, 224:255, 7102dc7aeef78fb5938c9d058c….jpg)

>>16307600

who's the artist behind the mime pic? theres another one assumingly by the same artist but im not getting any search results


f6d1c7  No.16329287

File: 2e31becb0b1bfdd⋯.png (148.02 KB, 975x959, 975:959, 3254783584.png)

>Playing as Lizard Roboticist

>Traitor

>Objectives are to kill the medical doctor and steal HoS gun

>should be easy

>only man in science

>guess I got to do all the Research as well no problem

>5 minutes into round suddenly 2-4 people join science

>oh come on.png

>working on emagging borgs

>build engiborg but the peacekeeper borg from start is watching so can't emag

>i'll emag later when I replace their power cells

>SM blows up

>fantastic

>guy from engineering shows up want me to borg him, RD yelling at me to make sure borgs ain't slaved to the MALF AI, needing to replace power cells of some borgs, and to top it all off some guy wants me to put the robotic implants in him

>All at the same time

>forgot how to make sure borgs ain't slaved so RD tells guy who wants me to implant him to teach me

>Debrain and mmi the engineer who wanted me to borg him

>working on implanting now with engineer complaining every so often

>get surgical equipment in right arm and try to put toolset in left

>"this already has something"

>turned out you gotta screwdriver the thing to make it from right to left because TG

>finish all the implants with near perfect surgery, just a few hicups at start with a huge fucking of Augmentation instead of Organ manipulation

>finally that's all done

>borg the engineer and emag him

>standing around doing nothing

>shit flinging in OOC with AI laws and ICK OCK everywhere

>this is fine.png

>RD died and was husked to AI turrets

>was going to debrain and borg but someone drug him off to medical

>wondering what is taking Research so long

>Turns out they said they would do it then left it and didn't do a single thing

>oh come on.png

>do research and get bluespace power cells

>slowly replace the borgs power cells and emag them

>RD had deconstruct the peacekeeper borg ealier and I just rebuilt him and named him Paz

>Task Paz with getting the HoS gun

>He gets it

>got all the borgs emagged, Paz, Biggus Dikkus, I Don't Care V2.2, and Asskicker3000

>Slime scientist telepathy asks me to give him a cookie

>ok

>Task the Mediborg and Paz to Kill the medical doctor

>they fail the first time

>since it's been radio silent I announce over radio I'm hacking open the RD office just in case

>get back to robotics after doing that

>suddenly borg chargers explode

>I get hit by some flying powercell

>RIP borg in power charger

>get close to Paz heading to the former location

>Paz explodes right next to me sending me into critical

>floating there in that small hole slowly bleeding to death

>Slime Scientist walks by and sees me

>comes and drags me into xenobiology

>I stop bleeding don't know why

>can't hear a thing

>he tells me via telepathy to stay there

>he brings some healling slime and fully heals me

>Thanks.png

>try asking over comms what happened

>no one responds

>shuttle was called by whom I assume was RD being drunk as fuck

>Finally get to ask him what happened

>they finally carded the AI and he had all the borgs blow just to be safe

>Ok

>Well there goes my kill objective

>wait in space to the north near Sec pod with my PAI named Ghost

>Inform everyone I was traitor shortly before we depart and how I didn't really want to kill anyone

>On the way Ghost starts to play Sailor Moon's Theme

>comfy ride

>Turns out my Target Died after all, I have no clue at what or who

All in All was pretty comfy and a lot of "HATE AI"


41e913  No.16329346

>>16329287

The AI was a big retard, and because of this the RD thought he was rouge and decided to compete in the special olympics with the AI and got himself killed in the process which led to 20 straight minutes of someone arguing with the AI. I was the engi borg that brought RD back to you to have him borged but some dipshit miner walked into robotics and dragged him off before I could stop him. Then he got cloned and blew all the borgs even though he had the AI carded and backpack cucked.


f6d1c7  No.16329353

File: 9fbfbce45e3f014⋯.png (663.48 KB, 1112x2700, 278:675, friends to the end.png)

>>16329113

Not as sad as this and the entire story behind it


24455d  No.16329468

>pick up Chemist because janny, cargo and miner were taken, thought Chem don't sound too bad for a newbie, will just keep the wiki open

>the job UI is a bit janky and laggy, but nothing too bad

>slime hell breaks loose, everybody wants Synthflesh

>can't find no syringes

>can't find no IVs in the whole medical

>spaghetti keeps bursting out till the swift end of the round

This Content brought to you by a newfag, see you next time!


c574bf  No.16329668

okay the server is now up, took a while because the server likes dying when i'm using it

gonna test out the new station map and hope to god it doesn't want to make me kill myself


01c43f  No.16329686

>>16325491

I'd be willing to help with details if you post a general outline of the map design


c65cdb  No.16329782

Would it be possible to code a KA Exosuit Equipment?

The exosuit drill and the exosuit Plasma cutter are a lot better for mining, but the plasma cutter does absolute fuck all against Mobs

takes like, 30 shots to kill a goliath.

Or at the least, remove the damage reduction mobs have from the exosuit plasma cutter.


121bab  No.16329850

>>16329346

I was watching that round and the RD dude thought the AI was rogue simply because I think the guy playing AI forgot where the state laws button was at the start, but he found it anyways. It was a special Olympics between the two, but RD dude seems like a cuckchanner from how he reacted. Also the guy playing AI left for the night I think because after he said "entering hibernation mode" he stopped doing anything.


046404  No.16329878

>Go through gateway

>In lavaland

>Equip explorers suit

>It's cold in lavaland

>Start dying of cold burns and pressure, even though I'm wearing a suit

>Extremely annoyed at established rules no longer working

>Step into lava

>Start burning to death

>It's snowing

>Die

What the fuck? I'm annoyed at how absurd that is. Why am I dying of cold in lavaland? Why am I getting fucked by pressure when I'm wearing an explorers suit?


174f60  No.16329891

>>16329850

When AIs scramble to state their laws, it's usually because they are either trying to find some loophole or opening the Wiki to copypaste them instead of pressing the button in order to avoid stating laws they don't want to state.

It's stupid since they can selectively choose what laws to state anyway, but some powergamers will see any kind of hesitation as the AI trying to hide something from them.

>>16329878

Did you put the helmet on? Assuming it works like the RIG suits, you need to toggle it on for full protection.


c65cdb  No.16329893

>>16329878

The pressure in lavaland is low but not low enough to hurt you, it's just low enough to let the KA do full damage.


7b66b3  No.16329897

>>16329850

I felt bad for the AI, I think he was new.


540156  No.16329909

Alright it's about time I tried this straight shotacon 13 thing

Any tutorials I should read before playing or I can dick around until I know how to not die?


c65cdb  No.16329915

>>16329909

Honestly just dick around. Pick a job, keep the wiki open in another tab.


046404  No.16329922

>>16329891

Yeah I had the helmet on, still got fucked though.


174f60  No.16329995

>>16329922

Internals as well? That's easy to forget too, dunno how new you are.


bb6c69  No.16330008

>>16329922

the lavaland gateway mission is fucked, its got a different atmos type, try a real eva if you ever encounter it again


540156  No.16330070

>>16329915

I'm gonna quote this if anyone asks what the fuck am I doing


1c7a9e  No.16330072

>>16329686

Here's some notes of what I remember from the first time I made this (in pizzacode), but also modified for some new and more achievable goals I want in this version. I for the most part know what I want in it and how I want it to look, but fun ideas or memes you guys want in it are appreciated since I started this project on behalf of our threads.

https://pastebin.com/zS2ZLGKx


bb6c69  No.16330160

File: 4435f985bc4d114⋯.png (149.54 KB, 1251x690, 417:230, fortherotfather.png)

>spend the round as a nurgle cultist

>get blood brother

>make a shield generator and a custom room in library to smash monkeys into hundreds of gibs and harvest the miasma

>crush over 50 apes

>nearly harvest 5000KPA of miasma

>release first can in the hallway

>seal up all the pods after accomplishing objectives with blood brother

>order daniel

>ITS TIME

>open up can of miasma onboard daniel, me and blood brother start confiscating all gasmasks

>everyone becomes sick with random viruses and begins vomiting constantly

>the air onboard the shuttle is over 28% miasma

Nurgle would be pleased.


01c43f  No.16330175

File: 8e54db431a130d7⋯.png (46.51 KB, 857x722, 857:722, greentext.png)

Great round, only would have been better if AI hadn't left and actually followed the law I uploaded

>>16330160

You did most of the flair, I was busy figuring out how to change AI laws and breaking in to upload. The last phase went pretty smoothly though


723725  No.16330331

File: b36ce238297f40b⋯.png (18.57 KB, 428x316, 107:79, hello.png)

help


8c76cc  No.16330353

>>16330175

If I recall correctly when the AI is on Asimov they HAVE to let you into their core/upload.


1c7a9e  No.16330361

>>16330353

They could just as easily make up the excuse that letting you in would endanger the AI, and endangering the AI would prevent the AI from preventing future human harm, thus elevating AI-upload entry from a rule 3 to a rule 1.


9a3541  No.16330363

>>16330353

Unless you're a job that lacks the access, the AI has seen you harm another human or has probable cause that you intend to harm other humans by weaponizing it with law changes.


9a3541  No.16330366

>>16330361

>elevating rules

Not how it works.


121bab  No.16330367

>>16329897

doubt it. However the more I read into asiimov the more I realize that essentially the laws are really flawed and why asiimov created the zeroth law. Even a story predating the law itself had super computers purposely causing harm to a group of people and hid it because the machines

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Laws_of_Robotics

Granted it's wikipedia, but head down

>Resolving conflicts among the laws

We really need to figure out how sophisticated the SS13 AI and borgs as essentially more complex AI would lean towards bending or breaking even the first law if it was deemed "necessary" to the continued survival of the greater population. And considering what happened in the slap fight between R&D and the AI if I had to hazard a guess I'd say this happened

>AI sees guy in his upload chamber unannounced

>AI knows that at round start a "message" from centcom declared there was possible syndicate action on board the station

>As he claims, tried to stop the turrets but failed

>The reality is this is a convinent truth and used to obey the first law as "I tried to prevent harm coming to a human who was trying to harm the station but failed and in the process protected more humans"

>>16330353

By that logic, traitors should be able to stroll up to the core, demand it be unlocked or else they'll threaten the AI with the possibility of being rogue. While the AI is at the bottom of the pecking order it stands to reason it should be protecting it's AI upload chamber by any cost to protect the crew from potential harm


1c7a9e  No.16330368

>>16330353

>>16330361

This of course does not apply to command personnel or the research director who are trusted nanotrasen personnel who are certified to handle artificial intelligences properly.


7fbc07  No.16330370

>>16329878

yeah the away missions are kinda borked right now, I also went into that one in a different round and after dying and asking I was told that all the tiles were showing at 0pka


ad58fd  No.16330401

I love the mental gymnastics required to say shit like "elevating laws", changing the order of laws on the fly could, through action or inaction, harm human life. Thus breaking the current law 1.

Laws cannot be changed by the AI at beck and call. This is why AI Upload exists, so the laws can be changed one by one.


8d8310  No.16330479

File: 4d0c5711d74399a⋯.jpg (42.51 KB, 506x789, 506:789, 99d311dae95f39113fb02df5e9….jpg)

>>16330401

That's why the AI role should be locked at round start, and should be a R&D or Robotics project. And before a positronic/human brain can be made into an AI, the prospective player should be required to complete some logic puzzles with a time limit.


c65cdb  No.16330589

>>16330353

There's a necessary leeway for ' I know Law 2 exists but fuck off'

This is why Corprate Lawset is best lawset


c65cdb  No.16330786

File: 2fc8cca38811414⋯.png (306.26 KB, 967x965, 967:965, comfy shift.png)

For a blob round it was a comfy shift


23bb52  No.16330794

File: 8066371ef1bda99⋯.jpg (205.81 KB, 1200x511, 1200:511, 70413905_p9.jpg)

>More people that can't do the basic, 1+1 logic that run AI laws

>More people bringing up Asimov's books when the mods of ANY server will tell you they aren't actually considered

>>16330401

Glad to have you here though.


d334d1  No.16330875

>>16330786

It was actually Black Ops (AKA solo nukeops) but yes, the midround blob event was quite a treat.


d334d1  No.16330906

>>16330401

Loopholes and Mental Gymnastics is exactly the reason why AI has Asimov, so it can be skirted and fucked with 7 ways from sunday till morning by anyone with half a braincell and a little bit of creativity.

It is the opposite of a clear cut and infallible lawset for an AI to be entirely subservient and safe to operate for the crew, as Asimov himself has said the lawset is entirely flawed without proper corrections for the machine's specific tasks, which makes it great for a game like this where nothing is safe and the station itself may be intentionally trying to kill you, if its bloodthirsty inhabitants don't do it first.


2d3222  No.16331060

>>16330906

>Loopholes and Mental Gymnastics is exactly the reason why

[citation needed]


d334d1  No.16331155

>>16331120

Admins in SS13 are more akin to D&D Game Masters, in that they have god-like powers but the only good ones act in very subtle ways to actually interact with you. They can make a lot of things happen and fuck with you in ways you'd think it was the game itself fucking with you.


1c7a9e  No.16331190

File: fc454c95a96de3d⋯.mp4 (1.15 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 10outta10.mp4)

>>16330479

That would also give traitors some time to do things before everything is constantly monitored, too. I like it. Might just put the AI start on junkstation in a relatively public or easy to lynch area. Obviously AI can raise bolts if someone is willing to pull them to somewhere more secure - I'll have several such locations.


1c7a9e  No.16331467

File: fb58d07fa8ad070⋯.png (256.74 KB, 1381x674, 1381:674, medbay.png)

Well, Medbay is going to be interesting. It turned out rather compact, but I think I managed to fit all the important things in there. Surgery is extra robust in lieu of a cloner; because of cloners surgery gets ignored except for meme augs/surgeries. Engineers can still build you one. Cryo just showers but in proximity to chemistry so they can whip up the chems. Chemistry is going to have a hell of a time heating up their chemicals without any proper chem heaters, but they'll have a little bit of dirt to grow drugs plants, and a couch or two. Virology isn't quarantined and even better shares its monkeys with genetics. Main process to bring somebody back to life is by humanizing a monkey and switching brains. Genetics is going to be robust enough that you shouldn't run out of monkeys and can switch the monkey's aesthetic genes to the dead guy's before transplant. Front desk guy has all the medical supplies so he can heal you without you ever entering medbay, unless your injury is more serious; security can also buzz you in if nobody is there. This also means security can get into medbay whenever they want; this will be a recurring theme with most departments. Surgery will be the only room on the entire station with proper surgery tools until they can be made in a lathe, it also has a limbgrower that turns synthflesh directly into limbs for frankensteining so you don't have to use as many monkeys. Speaking of which, there'll be a whole mess of boxes of monkey cubes just in case you run out of live monkeys or they all get infected. Morgue is expected to toss old/dissected bodies into disposal for recycling.


d334d1  No.16331498

>>16331467

Are you remaking iuncus in its entirety?


c65cdb  No.16331509

Real easy to be a traitor when your only target that isn't a neanderthal is a shaft miner.


1c7a9e  No.16331521

>>16331498

Yep! Nu-code broke the old map so completely it wouldn't even load or generate an object tree; it is okay though, especially since the maintenance on the old one planned around having a lower level when that was never really feasible if at all possible. Many things will be similar, some different. Pastebin here >>16330072 is loosely what I am planning. I kinda buggered up the part with morgue disposal going straight into the kitchen, given that recreational departments and medbay are in opposite corners so I will have to be creative, since I still absolutely plan for that to be a thing.


91a881  No.16331532

>>16331509

Thats not nice.

I think I did my job well at least.


c65cdb  No.16331544

>>16331532

One target ran into THE LOOP. Twice, I think

The other target was steal the HoS' gun…when there's no security

The fucking captain tried to ION GUN someone

I'm kind of mad at how robust the engineer was because I was robotacist and I really wanted to go murderboning with a team of 3 battle mechs.


e71bfd  No.16331549

>>16331532

I didn't know how the ion gun worked, I just grabbed the first thing I saw


9a3541  No.16331553

>>16331549

what sounds the coolest?

ION GUN

Okay, let's go


d334d1  No.16331559

Did serbia die?


e71bfd  No.16331564

>>16331553

Exactly, just living by what >>16325665 said.


4cc354  No.16331566

>>16331544

>One target ran into THE LOOP. Twice, I think

if you're talking about the quartermaster, that was me and both times that happened i was forced into the loop by another traitor, the first time i got thrown in by the mime and an engineer and the second time i got tased by the same engineer with the HoS' gun right before i was about to shoot him myself and then thrown in

>five antags in a 20 person shift with no security

>>16331559

the host shut it down to fix something to do with antags and is probably going to start it up again in a few minutes


e608c4  No.16331567

File: a9c8e5f8d000ff0⋯.webm (3.96 MB, 752x360, 94:45, Fraser_-_i_am_the_alimony.webm)

>>16331559

tfw captain pushed me over 4 noraisen then game crash


d334d1  No.16331570

>>16331549

Ionized beams only create EMP blasts. They do not cause harm to fleshbags unless they possess cybernetic implants and is the reason eyepiece HUDs exist instead of everyone being implanted upon clonation, EMP weaponry is widely avaible and easy to deploy on a massive scale with little effort.

If you want a gun that really fucks the shit out of things, pick up a shotgun and load it with slugs. On good rolls it even destroys regular metal walls and airlocks don't stand too much either.


e71bfd  No.16331575

>>16331570

It seemed the armory only had rubber slugs, where are real ones?


2d3222  No.16331578

>>16331575

Isn't there an ammo crate marked "lethal rounds" in the back?


e71bfd  No.16331581

>>16331578

the two times I've ever been in there I didn't see a box in the back, unless its buried under the ionrifle and armor.


e608c4  No.16331582

>>16331581

I always made real shotgun ammo from the autolathe in Cargo on pizzastation.


d334d1  No.16331583

>>16331575

Cargo can make or order shitloads. Please reffer to manual 58-EC2B for instructions on how to enhance your Autolathe with more options. Also reffered as the Hacking Manual for Dummies in which you cut until the blue light goes kaput while staying away from the green light if you don't like to be shocked


4cc354  No.16331595

>>16331570

if you want a gun that REALLY fucks the shit out of things, set the teleporter to a beacon in lavaland or space and shoot people with the dragnet

the dragnet is unironically better than a shotgun change my mind

>>16331578

it's not a crate it's a locker you pleb


603103  No.16331600

Serb is up again


d26ff0  No.16331740

Dunno why I browse these threads, the game doesn't work on Linux. Guess I'm one of those fags who browses DF threads for the stories but never has the balls to play it.


d26ff0  No.16331878

>>16331858

None of them work. For my system, anyway.


225e37  No.16331962

>>16331955

Believe me anon, I've tried. This game looks like a dream come true. Considering buying a shitty netbook at a pawn shop just for this, to put windows on it. Guessing the game has pretty low system requirements, unless you're hosting?


121bab  No.16331990

>>16331060

It's less that and inherent interpretations. Problem is people only look at 3 laws and think of it as A,B,C and something concrete that should always cause robots to lock up if something happens. I mean as an AI you could logic away rule #1 if geneticist was playing and working already to clone people who had died as the harm to the human(s) is ultimately negated via restorative cloning.

You also have to think about what defines a human, because logically a human with special powers isn't a human, but something else as it displays abilities a normal human doesn't. This actually happens in asiimov's own stories with the solarians and the robots they make, eventually the solarians become some sort of tranny race with psychic powers, but they never bother to update the 3 laws to reflect this and as a result the machines they designed start to ignore the 3 laws because the solarians are no long what would be considered "human".

TL;DR

Don't bitch if the AI has no zeroth law


a3ff68  No.16332068

So can an old netbook run this, or not?


d334d1  No.16332107

>>16332068

Nigger, your grandmother's c64 can run this. It's just a matter of getting windows 7 SP1 with IE11 to run on it.


1c7a9e  No.16332287

File: 094f4803e2595b2⋯.png (29.45 KB, 530x455, 106:91, Misplacement In The Workpl….PNG)

>>16331974

>>16331962

Niggers just set up a windows VM for the low low price of free. SS13 runs on toasters it's the engine that holds it back.


c65cdb  No.16332302

>>16332068

Fam my laptop cannot run Binding of Issac and I used to play SS13 on it all the fuckin time in college.


4cc354  No.16332439

wtf he meatgame


dd5372  No.16332444

>>16332439

sotp it!1!


c65cdb  No.16332540

Hey guys did you know that being an ironic annoying faggot still makes you an annoying faggot.


dd5372  No.16332548

File: 7810fab2ea9795f⋯.mp4 (2.21 MB, 320x240, 4:3, fortunate gondola.mp4)

>>16332540

Who would have thought that complaining about Skelus powergaming would send him over the edge.


e71bfd  No.16332555

>>16332548

>shit on a bunch of retards

>act like you're top shit

>get called out

>sperg

about par for the course, if you ask me


6c4e77  No.16332571

>>16332555

You have been using the same phrase since 2015 to shitpost threads to death.

Why can't you both fuck off?


e71bfd  No.16332574

>>16332571

ick ock


bb6c69  No.16332589

File: ad0a59aff47f828⋯.jpg (21.5 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 8e9b726220d948c247d82ef469….jpg)

>>16332439

>brainlets have trouble with reading comprehension so they think it wasn't typed that way deliberately.

Making procmaster upset was fun though

>why do the rabbits hide their eggs?

>how do they know someone is looking for them?

>metagaming.


dd5372  No.16332594

File: 0a2d1962c2042ae⋯.png (17.19 KB, 120x123, 40:41, Holding hands.png)

>>16332589

I love you too, faggot.


4cc354  No.16332761

>>16332589

i'm fully aware it was spelled like that intentionally, i just think it's a very funny way of spellnig it


724df7  No.16333008

>>16332761

Huh what


bb6c69  No.16333409

>schizoposter is back

wew

In other news the PR to effectively stop fetishcontent stinkshit is in.


dfd691  No.16333827

>>16330368

>command personnel or the research director who are trusted nanotrasen personnel

:^)


3cb691  No.16334416

>>16329287

I was that medical officer, one of the borgs randomly knocked me out in medical and cut my head off, then ran it around medical and fucking exploded right by cloning. I also saw you a few times and after the game ended say you were traitor and though "that fucking ligger needed to kill me" are you sure you didnt get that borg to kill me?


ad58fd  No.16334426

>>16334416

More than likely a slip up in wording like "My only objective is to kill so and so" and the borgs laws kicked in thus it tried to murder you.

Otherwise, it is likely just a murder-boning emagged borg taking its chances.


c65cdb  No.16334830

So like.

Why exactly would adding the singulo back in break shit?


8d8310  No.16334887

>>16334830

Depends on how it's breaking shit. Can you be more specific? Is it fucking up the compile part, or does it hang up when you try to run the server?


41e913  No.16334894

>>16334887

Doesn't the singulo basically cause the server to die most of the time if it gets loose?


ad58fd  No.16334900

>>16334830

It wouldn't "break shit"

Its more just that we would need a capable mapper who knows basically how the entire station power net works aswell as atmospherics and all the other things like access to it ect.

Something which we do not yet have, or if we do I have been misinformed and then there is no reason it is not in other than laziness, which I also kinda agree with.

We already have SM in place of sing. And its nice to have something new every now and then so I say keep SM for a while and if someone ever gets around to remapping Singulo in its place then so be it and we can switch back.


9a3541  No.16334911

>>16334894

Remove Singulo

Remove Supermeme

Only TEG


c65cdb  No.16334964

>>16334911

remove solars too


e71bfd  No.16335035

>>16334964

>make the bass only powered by turbines

That would make managing power interesting


4e5c8b  No.16335258

>be mime

>Going around doing mime things, checking to see what job doesn't seem to be being done.

>try to become Janitor, meet the warden and mime at him

>"The Janitor killed the captain and tried to pin it on the HoP?!"

>Go to medical and mime, trying to get Meth, and anti fat pills

>"I get it, THICC."

>Go to science and ask them why they arn't using the blue space Rapid Part Replacer

>"I was gonna do it eventually."

>Wander around bored.

>Chaplain insists snow is God

>Sends me through the portal to do something with trees, but don't have any weapon.

>Find Syndicate balloon

>take it, go back, go to the bar, get tipsy.

>Go to Science and show off S balloon

>Mime the S is for Super Hero

>Scientists asks me what I'm going to save the station from.

>Find pAI and activate it.

>Make it talk for me, treat me like its God and be nice.

>Use it to break into Robotics.

>Roboticist is brain dead

>Start building a Gygax

>Warden comes by

>See me with a Syndicate balloon I found.

>pAI covers for me.

>Building Gygax, pAI walking me through

>Almost busted by Warden

>Approved to pilot the war machine

>Just as we Finish. "Pirate detected, near engineering."

>Mount war machine and get ready to work

>Pirates leave engineering, infiltrate the Armory

>Using super war machine to break doors, windows, anything in the way down. Nothing can stop me.

>Break into Armory, just to find a dead pirate and some stolen loot.

>BACK TO CHARGE

>Charging, warden goes and disables turrets and boards pirate vessel outside of virology.

>Go to help warden once fully charged

>Warden badly hurt on pirate ship, dying pirate captain.

>Wander around the ship looking for survivors.

>Warden stumbles from bathroom, shot up, fucked up, and dying.

>Step over his body, find the final pirate and beat him to death with the gygax.

>Can't communicate that warden is dying. Don't wanna risk getting out of gygax, don't have a hard suit

>Warden RIPS on the station, as I destroy the APC and SMES and the turrets destroy the computers at the front of the ship.

>round ends, Feel like I was a hero. Stay safe inside Gygax as chemical foam all over the station for the second time in 20 minutes.

Anyway, that round was fun, I am bad at green text, I loved the pAI they were super great helping me communicate, when I couldn't. Mime inside a Gygax is fun!


ebe031  No.16335364

File: 1d781e9ff6e9560⋯.png (206.52 KB, 449x183, 449:183, jonjonjon.png)

>Pyroxadone

>1 part Cryoxadone, 1 part Slime Jelly

>Inverse Cryoxadone that heals faster the hotter the patient is. Bonus if they're on fire!


e71bfd  No.16335545

>>16335258

Being a wise-ass pocket sidekick is pretty fun, tbh fam


2d3222  No.16335683

>>16310033

I think the multi-monitor system for AIs could be simplified. It doesn't really need to be some kind of faux-GUI with quasi-draggable windows. A fixed grid of squares that feeds can be assigned to would be easier to arrange. (Also I'm hoping that a simpler version would be less of a memory leak or whatever the problem is.)

Also, a "delete" button on the "view photograph" menu, so that if you just wanted to check what someone was holding you could quickly toss it afterward.


ebe031  No.16336035

File: 0dc83a8d20cd36c⋯.png (294.31 KB, 1360x732, 340:183, 00.png)

>Chat connection breaks because goon chat connects differently form the rest of the game

>Nothing new loads

Curious


df8135  No.16336039

post host nudes


db78bb  No.16336170

File: ead3eab20fbfbcb⋯.gif (1.37 MB, 500x333, 500:333, 1461472986967.gif)

>Detective

>Find a guy breaking into Sec

>Take a picture and start recording

>Ask him what he's doing

>Says he wants in to use the laser charger and a bunch of other damning shit

>Leave and pass the name off to Sec

>Interrogating him with Head of Security

>Lies straight through his fucking teeth

>Show HoS the recording of him saying the exact opposite of what he is saying now and the photos

>HoS perma-brigs him

>Post-Round and Pre-Next-Round dude is ranting and raving in OOC about me

>So mad he kills me as non-antag as soon as he sees me next round

>Station goes to complete shit within minutes anyways so it's not like I missed much

I'd be mad if this shit wasn't so damn satisfying playing someone like that. The massive amounts of salt was just a bonus.


e71bfd  No.16336179

>>16336170

>no one is discrete as antag

>people would rather rig up slip and slides and bomb their targets

Best way to play is go full ghost and never let them know.


db78bb  No.16336189

>>16336179

He wasn't even an antag just a dumbass who thinks not being an antag is a free pass to break into sec and lie about it.


e71bfd  No.16336193

>>16336189

>he was being a faggot

wew, well done maintaining order, then


df8135  No.16336208

>>16336170

Did you ahelp the faggot? Shit like that shouldn't fly, it's incredibly shitty behaviour.


db78bb  No.16336211

>>16336208

Yeah I did. Admin just revived me. I don't know if he got banned or not. He wasn't on the server when the round ended, but the entire station was fucking demolished in 20 minutes so I wouldn't be suprised if he just left. This was on /tg/station.


db78bb  No.16336214

>>16336208

>>16336211

Nevermind he didn't get banned.


f4c89d  No.16336225

File: 77850b44e0f375f⋯.png (255.91 KB, 540x337, 540:337, Charmander.png)

File: 2f51d0b18bd66da⋯.png (380.46 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Chatot whale tail.png)

>>16336211

>/tg/station.

>demolished in 20 minutes

so a normal round then


db78bb  No.16336242

>>16336225

What's a better server? Hippies seems to implode even faster. I never really gave Goonstation a shot.


c65cdb  No.16336249

>>16336242

Hippie doesn't even implode. Things can be perfectly fucking fine and they call the sthuttle 20 minutes in.


01c43f  No.16336396

File: 92c088d6c5d2ac3⋯.mp4 (160.34 KB, 256x320, 4:5, 92c088d6c5d2ac381494fb7caf….mp4)

>>16336249

>didn't get antag please restart


c65cdb  No.16336404

>>16336396

>Get lynched as CE by non-antag HoP for recalling the shuttle

This is the life of Hippie.


c65cdb  No.16336412

is serb kill?


41e913  No.16336413

>>16336412

Host is updating it with some new stuff one of the codefags pushed


c574bf  No.16336507

Okay, server is back up. Some bugfixes, a potential fix to the lag.

Sorry for taking so long.


bb6c69  No.16336926

TGUI is dead, long live nanoui, you guys can all hack doors now without dying, get in here.


1c7a9e  No.16337118

I just fetched the latest from upstream and can't compile anymore with 44 errors? What happened? Looks like a lot to do with nano and also wires, apparently.


9b2d7b  No.16337673

>>16328679

>trying to incapacitate someone just for playing music

shitcurity retard


b5f8ba  No.16338787

>>16328679

>Using tear gas and flashbang for casual memers

How do you even live


1c7a9e  No.16338946

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Niggers in thread whining about how chemniggers only make bombs and never healing chems

>Enter wheelie, random name old man who is a parapelegic, short sighted, and horny (for grays) old man.

>Also somewhat senile and naps a lot.

>Only makes healing meds, really useful combos too

>hard RP

>Made multiple mixes already

>for some reason one chem machine is missing

>All these niggers come into my lab, push me aside, and start cannibalizing my machine energy to make salt, mannitol, and other shit we don't actually need, considering I already made mannitol/neurine pills.

>Advanced disease breaks out that boils blood and damages brains

>Can't do shit because I have no machine energy

>slowly die of blood boiling until I manage to get a little bit of synaptizine

>Begin adventure to take all the alcohol from the bar and get drunk

>on my way through medbay some guy tells me to get to work.

>………………………………………………

>Get drunk and fall asleep on floor

>Get abducted by science, and cuffed on surgery table

>Wake up and mention my capture

>Get fed vodka by a borg and dragged off into a medbay sleeper

>Get taken out of the sleeper by said borg and put on a bed

>dragged around the station and given icecream I can't eat because I'm still cuffed

>Get moved everytime I try to take them off.

>dragged into genetics

>get injected with tourrettes syndrome

>Tourrettes further prevents me from removing cuffs by interrupting it.

>Injected with cryokinesis

>Cuffs removed by the geneticist, next to some delicious ice cream

>crawl towards it, get dragged away into departures

>Mention wheelchair, get put in one

>Chair is now named "bush did 9 11"

>Keep falling out of chair due to tourrettes

>Find glasses

>Abducted by the same robofag

>Rips into me in multiple places with scalpel because he can't into surgery

>fucker is so unrobust he cuts my head off instead of scooping the brain

>Puts head back on and scoops me

>He doesn't even have a completed borg to put me in, just an MMI.

>Finally manages to borg me.

<Learn that the dumbass is probably an admin or can at least see ahelp

>Assimov lawset, no current orders (law 2)

>Come to the conclusion that because the crew are so retarded, removing my existence is the best way to protect it.

>Blow myself up in the RD office

>An entire asteroid docks in departures

>someone releases the goliath from it

>Durand durand nukes it

>Game over

Ok.

Well, I did have one good round of this character last night, but you're all a bunch of niggers and this is why I usually just make narcotics and bombs.


9a3541  No.16338989

>>16338946

>Learn that the dumbass is probably an admin or can at least see ahelp

You don't know the half of it.


dd5372  No.16339261

>>16338989

>>16338946

Admemes should really take an oath to observe and protect. It ruins the fun if there's a guy currently playing that can hear everyone's complaints about antagonists.


abe564  No.16339559

>>16338946

i still dont regret buying the asteroid shuttle, even though i bled out because of the durand.


ae3d73  No.16339561

File: 2900ffb5a13b028⋯.png (3.2 KB, 376x119, 376:119, Meth Bees.png)


41e913  No.16339568

>>16339561

The ling dragging the crate full of meth bees and opening it on the shuttle, resulting in him OD'ing on it 30 seconds before round end and dying justified that entire drug operation.


e71bfd  No.16339571

>>16339261

I can see button pushing nigger sperging like a faggot when people dislike his memes, I'm for admemes being restrained as well.

>>16339568

He didn't die.


41e913  No.16339576

>>16339571

He showed up in dead chat and got redtext for escaping alive, if thats not dead I don't know what is.


ae3d73  No.16339581

>>16339571

Methbees weren't an admin push and IM fairly certain the dude who was borging him was just a metafag and not a badmin, none of the badmins actually act on anything they see. That would defeat the entire point of the round


c65cdb  No.16339584

File: e3b7c38a23395b6⋯.png (35.42 KB, 767x399, 767:399, METHANPHETABEES.png)

>Join midround, hour in

> QM, Ling

> Kill RD, Steal assistant's Identity

> Genomes and shit

> Awnser some Miner's distress signal because that sounds like free DNA

> Hulk comes along

> Totally spagetti trying to kill that guy, but he doesn't kill me either

> Just go our seperate ways and pretend it didn't happen

> Get my DNA absorbs off braindead fuckoffs

> Get to Spiders%

> Spidertime.jpg

> Release spiders everywhere

> RD Has a fucking Phazon

> Conspiricytime.jpg

> Talk to other ling, robotacist, ask to make me an anti-mech durand

> Spider around for an hour, give the cargo sec officer a very tight hug

> Durand finishes

> Expect Epic Mech Battle, but RD's just…chilling in Research

>Shoot him a bunch

> His last words were 'wait'

> Robo Buddy spaces his corpse

> AI Finds said corpse

> Go to punch up cloning

> AI sees, robobuddy says his target is still alive

> Never murderboned in a mech before.

> Murderbone in a mech

> Kill WEEDMAN, kill the Hop, kill all of medical except the CMO. Let the CMO live because he has a cat.

> *Boink.mp3*

> Admin polietly asks me not to do this every round

>No shit nigger, I'm not a neanderthal

> Tells me the RD fucking uninstalled

> Call that guy a fag, Admin tells me to grab the weed bag for the memes

> While i'm out there, open the crate of methbees for the memes

> Rush inside the shuttle.

> Find out bees can open doors

> Get meth'd up 30 times in under a second

> Finally get back into mech

> Brain turns to dust with 30 seconds left on the shuttle timer

> Redtext

> Dead chat goes wild

> Revive after roundend because changling

> Made a nigga uninstall

> I'm the real winner here.


c65cdb  No.16339593

File: 13f210744b43e80⋯.png (14.93 KB, 500x183, 500:183, spider time.png)


c65cdb  No.16339819

File: e2aa4c72a03993b⋯.png (9.8 KB, 457x115, 457:115, success.png)

>Objective: Succeed

> Success


7fbc07  No.16339822

File: 40c4aeb68759d3e⋯.jpg (44.08 KB, 750x738, 125:123, 7024665c910ba86712e6260ee7….jpg)

>>16339819

I guess that's what the greentext does, didn't think it would add an objective. Fucking consider that APC destroyed


174f60  No.16339828

>>16339819

Admins can add custom objectives to traitors and manually set them to complete for some fun GM'ing. More GMs should take that into account, considering how boring and simple most objectives tend to be.

>>16339822

I don't know what's worse, trying to read current from the screws in a switch or that it's actually getting something.


7fbc07  No.16339831

>>16339828

It wasn't an admin button press, it was a book called Green text that turned me green if it was in my one remaining hand, and red if it was anywhere else.


c574bf  No.16339957

server is up

nanoui on atmos now

bug fixes and bug fixes


47b8d6  No.16340333

File: 72733deea9312b4⋯.jpg (30.52 KB, 273x322, 39:46, 7a08698437d97d5e4ee9496cdf….jpg)

Just joined, come and join guys


4806ec  No.16340642

New thread

>>16340633




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