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Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

44d9d6  No.16211028

The 11 year wait is about to come to an end.

8df18c  No.16211051

It turns out that V was actually Sans from the 2015 indie hit game Undertale by Toby “Phil Collins” Fox


5fd61b  No.16211063

File: da6f9e9808973e6⋯.jpg (22.26 KB, 525x296, 525:296, harold.jpg)

>>16211028

>tfw your toaster can't run it


9120ed  No.16211154

File: d6402fc37876474⋯.jpg (16.03 KB, 464x279, 464:279, DY_9bV6UQAEMTcw.jpg large.jpg)

Itsuno you fuck this game better not be trash I swear to God


8136f8  No.16211173

File: b41a4b6c2f4ff5c⋯.png (1004.78 KB, 1152x4086, 64:227, dmc_dodgeme.png)

Why the hell are casuals to averse to there being no universal dodge?


9120ed  No.16211199

>>16211173

Because pressing two buttons and a direction is too hard. They want to press a button to receive i-frames.


44d9d6  No.16211208

File: 332ee0ba5c1f834⋯.gif (2.12 MB, 600x408, 25:17, 94F58726-BA90-4991-A982-7B….gif)

>>16211173

>decide to look this up to see if this is actually a thing

>multiple people across multiple sites have trouble dodging

>tons of people rage quit on the first fucking boss


f297d4  No.16211217

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Got the full ending. The one playing here is using auto-assist and is likely playing on Easy though.


5a7db2  No.16211224

File: b6cc98e0b21e7ef⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 15.42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, b6cc98e0b21e7efc5112e3831….webm)

>>16211154

It's trash


423509  No.16211226

File: b277d4bd2f556b3⋯.jpg (15.97 KB, 200x249, 200:249, 50b87bdacc868fb1359df9c4b1….jpg)

>>16211217

Welp, was looking forward to chatting about the game with you guys.

Gonna have to hide the thread again until i beat the game, cya.


577241  No.16211228

>>16211173

But isn't there one? Don't jumps still give i-frames? Isn't there still a sideroll? Table hopper? i can't play the demo as you can tell


44d9d6  No.16211234

>>16211228

Dunno about table hopper yet, but yes to everything else. Also, the (((reviews))) are in. Every one that gave it below a 9 complains about “muh objectification” of the female characters, the big actual common complaint is that the game is relatively easy till the later difficulties.


f297d4  No.16211247

File: b9ac57dae883f83⋯.png (407.19 KB, 642x635, 642:635, ultimate butthurt.png)

>>16211173

<I still can't get over Nero not being able to roll

>not pressing R1 and left/right + jump

<This is coming from a huge fan of dmc and I tried to get into the older DMC games but they were a bit too old for me to enjoy

>I only played DmC

<I'm already sick to death of Nero's one sword, one gun and no attacks just in that 20 minute slice. It's so goddamn frustrating to just have zero combat options with him.

>not unlocking new moves and Devil Breakers aren't combat options

Can't wait to see salt with the full game comes out.

<reached the boss, died and I need to retry from the very beginning lol that's so bad

>complaining about checkpoints in a demo

My little brother was like this too when I got him to play. It was suffering to watch as he mostly did the charging front-slash. He even played through DMC1-3 and the reboot.


0098fa  No.16211248

File: 6ad9763de292555⋯.webm (5.64 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, REmake 2 but better.webm)

File: eff1f4f478a7f2e⋯.jpg (113.75 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190222162013_1.jpg)

>>16211063

Remake 2 has pretty good optimization setting, considering it's the same engine DMC5 should be the same in this regard.

If you want to test your computer try and see how REmake2 runs for you, I guess you could also try RE7 since that's also the same engine, but that's already a little old so REmake 2 is the better comparison I would suspects.

But anyway, given it's all the RE engine, and allot of people's main complaint seems to be related to the Faces of the characters, we already have our solution to this problem, just put a HUNK helmet on anyone you who's face you don't like things instantly become better.


eef2f4  No.16211252

>>16211173

You answered your own question. They are casuals. They cannot be bothered to learn and expect everything to cater to them and whine when it does not until it caves to their whims until there is a greener pasture ravage. They want in crazy action, they want in EVERYTHING, but cannot keep up their wits for five fucking seconds and instead of learning they bitch. They are cultural locusts.


63fd0e  No.16211254

>>16211224

I don't know, Donguri's gameplay looked pretty good. The person in the video can't even keep a single combo.


5a7db2  No.16211259

>>16211254

He's also playing on normal but that isn't the point, look at how often you lose control so it can show how fucking uber epic you are in a cinematic animation/slowdown/whatever


ee34a8  No.16211271

File: 29afbeace955f6e⋯.png (277.24 KB, 1132x666, 566:333, 29afbeace955f6eca731e3dba8….png)

>>16211224

>activates DT

>Nero: FUCK YOU!

Jesus christ this is literally DmC2, go fuck yourselves Capcom.


44d9d6  No.16211284

>>16211271

>DmC2 fags arrive

and here we go.


f31f09  No.16211286

File: 547dab4a967fa68⋯.jpg (87.11 KB, 710x784, 355:392, Sneaky slavic operator.jpg)

>>16211248

>making everyone cool umbrlla operators improves the game

I fucking knew it.


8136f8  No.16211296

File: df67c9cda218bc0⋯.gif (1.73 MB, 320x180, 16:9, you can't understand my Pa….gif)

>>16211208

>>16211199

>>16211228

>>16211228

Oh fuck me it's already started

http://archive.is/hWFSJ

>Despite the much-appreciated variety, there are aspects of the combat and controls that feel long in the tooth. Most notably, it seems sinful in a post “Dark Souls” world to make a precision action game without a dedicated dodge button. In “Devil May Cry 5,” Dante has a dodge command linked to one of his fighting styles, while V and Nero can only dodge when you lock the camera on a specific enemy. While you can certainly work your way through demons with style and grace without one, you feel its absence every time you’re attacked from two or more sides, as you cannot always respond as quickly as would in a Soulslike or even a close contemporary like “Bayonetta 2.”

>post-Dark Souls world


4d37df  No.16211302

>>16211247

<I'm already sick to death of Nero's one sword, one gun and no attacks just in that 20 minute slice. It's so goddamn frustrating to just have zero combat options with him.

I could barely see this one if they were talking about DMC4 since Nero has 3 ground combos and 2 air combos + devil bringer and the charged bullets, but even then, exceed and max acts gave him a decent skill and fun ceiling. He still got a bit boring to play towards the end of his part of the campaign, but the devil busters seem like the perfect thing to add a lot of variety to Nero. Here's hoping Dante gets more than 3 actual devil arms


f297d4  No.16211303

>>16211284

>>16211300

Do none of you retards see his flag?


63fd0e  No.16211305

>>16211271

>Japanese character says くそくらえ or ばかやろう

<no one cares

>Character says Fuck

<omg how cringy.

I don't get it.


44d9d6  No.16211318

>>16211296

I think these fags are legit trying to play this like Dark Souls. I was watching several reviews and it was bizarre how none of the captured footage had anything other than them jumping in for a bread and butter combo, then jumping out to avoid getting hit. No jump cancelling, no style swapping, not even using Nero's new arms.

>>16211303

the bait was subtle and I bit


f297d4  No.16211323

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16211302

>Here's hoping Dante gets more than 3 actual devil arms

Yup. Not counting both Rebellion replacements, we get the dual-motorcycle chainsaws, fedora-scarf that uses red orbs as ammunition, King Cerberus with new fire and lighting modes, and Balrog AKA God Hand 2.


b6b66c  No.16211340

>>16211173

I can't blame them too much, a bunch of games have had a dedicated roll/dodge/evade button for a while now. All of the Souls games, Nioh, Mad Max, Bayonetta and more. Its not bad though, you get used to Table Hopper pretty quickly and jumping, especially Air Hike and Enemy Step are even better.


4d37df  No.16211347

>>16211340

I recently beat DMC3 for the first time and I felt like that in the start, but I got used to it pretty quickly, I also thought the way Nevan worked was weird and clunky, until I again, got used to it. These fags just refuse to adapt to a game and learn to play it so they cry about it.


8136f8  No.16211382

>>16211340

The main problem I have with universal dodge buttons is that they automatically make all attacks universal in type and how you can approach them. If there's only one way to avoid attacks, then there's essentially only one attack type. It doesn't matter if it's melee or ranged, in the end it's a matter of pressing the one button at the right time with no regard for any other factors. It's only telling that the only way games like Dark Souls can make you think twice about dodging is with cheap fake-outs which you experience once and then memorize later anyways as part of their attack string anyways.

Meanwhile in DMC you have to think more often about whether to dodge vertically by jumping or horizontally by siderolling depending on the type of attack thrown against you. Sometimes you might have to consider using Air Hike to extend your air time in order to avoid an attack on the ground on top of considering where you land or Ifrit's Rolling Blaze so a jump can also double as a contact-damage attack which can break certain projectiles or parry certain attacks at the cost of losing out on Air Hike. Like, when Nelo Angelo does his Stinger, I'd jump backwards to avoid it and phase through his attack thanks to my i-frames, but then I'd land right in the trajectory of his Stinger again and get punked like a moron. Griffon would be an absolute joke if you had an universal dodge.

In this "post-Dark Souls" world people want super i-frame universal dodges everywhere because of how simple it is to use, but very few realize how crippling it is for attack variety. Just look at the Oath-era Ys games and how much variety can be had in terms of boss/enemy attack variety where you can only run around and double-jump.


86cb31  No.16211400

>>16211224

>fuck you

>vergil DT creates a freakings doppleganger

holy shit they really made DmC again as a lat boss


017d92  No.16211415

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16211028

With inshitious both Google and inshitious know what you watch and can sell it instead of just Google.

And through the lower amount of inshitious users it gets easier to match IPs and watched videos to people if you smash the data from Google and inshitious together.

It's the exact opposite of what it claims to be. Instead of accessing YT unseen you stand out like a giant clown.

It's a fucking man in the middle. What could go wrong?

If you want better privacy on Youtube just install uBlock Origin or similar.


f297d4  No.16211426

File: ffd7245b1e0a99a⋯.jpg (774.29 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1528782358.jpg)

>>16211415

>the youtube shill is back


4d37df  No.16211438

File: 513440bc2f416c0⋯.jpg (12.83 KB, 474x266, 237:133, FUCK YOU.jpg)

>>16211415

>he's still posting his autistic copypasta


23d64b  No.16211470

>>16211438

>>16211426

He's not wrong though. You leave a bigger fingerprint using a service like Invidious instead of just installing some privacy addons and using a VPN to watch videos on Youtube itself.

A zebra is protected from lions not because he's camouflaged to his environment, but because he's camouflaged to other zebras.


cfff0a  No.16211489

>>16211415

>not using a VPN and youtube-dl

Stop being an incompetent fuck.


017d92  No.16211490

File: 3f604425b8a4921⋯.jpg (471.61 KB, 925x695, 185:139, 3r6Vgyq.jpg)

>>16211426

>>16211438

I will post that untill you learn you fucking retards who don't know how websites work

>embedding something on inshitious means jewtube won't know I'm watching it even though my browser is downloading video from jewtube servers

I thought people who come here are not computer illiterate

Meanhile in reviews

"Lady and Trish return, and watching these two women, who have been typically portrayed as just as capable and powerful as the men of these games, relegated to damsels in distress with zero agency of their own or chances to shine is more than disappointing, it feels disrespectful. This is especially apparent when, around the midpoint of the game, DMC5 sexualizes both characters in consensually problematic ways."


39b9c3  No.16211579

God dammit why can't there ever be an alt costume with Vergil's hair down? They always fuck his hair up anyway because it's supposed to be just as long as Dante's except swept back with his own sweat and rain if it's happening. Instead, ever since 4se and his guest appearances, we only get Vergil with his hair SPIKED up and cropped short. It's bullshit, I hate that look and it fucks up the dynamic between the brothers.


39b9c3  No.16211583

Nero needs a long hair alt as well.


8f4844  No.16211709

File: eddaff669bdb0ca⋯.mp4 (7.54 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, DMC5 faust hat.mp4)

Oh my fuck


259a61  No.16211742

>>16211709

Fucking kek.


b6b66c  No.16211751

Is it true that you can't play as Vergil? I was hoping he'd be a big surprise character you play as later in the story, but I can at least live with him being a bonus character after completion.


4d37df  No.16211759

>>16211709

That's fucking magnificent.


f31f09  No.16211768

File: 4d997b3eaf4e991⋯.jpg (54.58 KB, 599x449, 599:449, Spongebob cant deal with t….jpg)

>>16211709

Fucking dante.


53019a  No.16211783

>>16211751

bonus character probably released with the free bloody palace update


259a61  No.16211792

>>16211783

Who will be the bonus character?


2fd6a1  No.16211797

>>16211792

Demifiend from the Shin Megami Tensei Series.


39b9c3  No.16211802

>>16211751

Where did you hear that? Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.


a7a3bf  No.16211804

>>16211323

Theres also the hidden weapons.


259a61  No.16211810

>>16211797

Seriously?


39b9c3  No.16211811

Comes out in 2 days and I honestly can't believe people don't have early copies. Normally on PSN there would be somebody, probably jungle asians, playing the game early.

Not with this game though.


a7a3bf  No.16211813

File: 3a72d91255bc066⋯.jpg (71.83 KB, 417x376, 417:376, haha.jpg)

>>16211709

Holy fuck I love you Dante

no homo


2fd6a1  No.16211826

File: 13826fb4e6100de⋯.jpg (167.19 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, I_was_stupid_to_trust_an_a….jpg)


259a61  No.16211831

File: a50c233fe45f1cb⋯.jpg (140.6 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, oh no.jpg)

>>16211826

I knew it was too good to be true.


558561  No.16211842

>>16211709

>that disgusting thot in the end

why


f297d4  No.16211848

File: 2998c2d20b06345⋯.gif (664.7 KB, 419x264, 419:264, 514d169606ffc9215b7b7b28e5….gif)

>>16211709

Fucking hell.

>>16211804

>hidden weapons

That's a first. The closest we ever got to hidden weapons would be the weapons in DMC2 and Yamato in DMC1.

>>16211751

Technically, you can play as him since he's V.


0f8bbe  No.16211850

File: 4ceb7b273e3e7bd⋯.jpg (61.18 KB, 567x781, 567:781, 4ceb7b273e3e7bd31a1bf60fe6….jpg)


259a61  No.16211865

>>16211848

>That's a first. The closest we ever got to hidden weapons would be the weapons in DMC2 and Yamato in DMC1.

I remember the nightmare b was hidden, if I recall it was on top of the bed in the mirror world.


6e7413  No.16211886

File: c87885cb8347384⋯.jpg (302.7 KB, 1608x1796, 402:449, y.jpg)

File: 85c05e95b75ebf6⋯.webm (2.96 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dunkey Roll.webm)


cde9fd  No.16211896

>>16211224

Now where's the part where Vergil transforms into a dinosaur?

>>16211709

Good thing they can't be sued for copyright since that was proven false during the Fortnite dance move debacle that you can't copyright a dance move, no matter how recognizable it is. Choreography on the other hand might be dubious though.

>>16211296

Journos can't dodge in a real DMC game. Judging stuff by a Dark Souls standard is going to be a the casual marker to go by now.


d9d837  No.16211906

File: 28b060da28b9a9b⋯.png (227.78 KB, 744x867, 248:289, no,_thank_you.png)

The game looks and plays fucking atrocious.

Everyone on this board are a bunch of halfbrainers and redditors, quick to point the finger at naysayers and trying to fit in while simultaneously sucking this shitpile's dick.

Anyone excited for this game:

Commit suicide.


0f8bbe  No.16211913

File: f8b9a93cee7b254⋯.mp4 (452.57 KB, 640x640, 1:1, f8b9a93cee7b254243733cebc3….mp4)

>>16211906

>People are liking a video game

>This is not supposed to happen.

>This offends my autism.


f297d4  No.16211914

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Got the Dante vs Vergil fight.

>>16211865

Oh yeah, I forgot about the Nightmare B, I also forgot the Artemis and Sprial from DMC3. Seems most of the hidden weapons are guns.


53019a  No.16211915


f1c7bd  No.16211917

File: 5a0f29ab0ceac2c⋯.png (153.73 KB, 480x440, 12:11, 5a0f29ab0ceac2c8a548d0920b….png)

>>16211709

Yanno, even if Nico looks like ass, if she can appreciate Dante's goofiness then she might just be fine.


259a61  No.16211933

>>16211914

I completely forgot about spiral, I never considered Artemis to be hidden tho tbh.


6e7413  No.16211942

File: 8d2554870ea535d⋯.jpg (21.53 KB, 204x231, 68:77, smug hitler.jpg)

Looking at some rando playing the game, yep, there is dodging, these people are just that shit

https://youtu.be/65z99SUIW6w?t=23m


39b9c3  No.16211949

File: a37a328addebbc1⋯.png (321.16 KB, 539x800, 539:800, can never have enough.png)

God I hope they dont cop out on the alt costumes.

I wanna see some shit.


b57bfe  No.16211950

File: 32b1004a48a312a⋯.webm (2.43 MB, 720x360, 2:1, DMC-5 (5).webm)

File: 3dc62a00d7b87d9⋯.webm (2.84 MB, 914x504, 457:252, DMC-5 (10).webm)

>>16211906

>The game looks and plays fucking atrocious.

Too many buttons for your baby brain?


39b9c3  No.16211954

>>16211917

I hope she's always clinging to him and trying to bang him. That would be a funny dynamic. Dante stiff arming her.


8136f8  No.16211960

File: 451a5ec5969c89e⋯.png (501.37 KB, 1686x604, 843:302, violence.png)

>>16211950

>that glass distortion aftereffect on Judgement Cut

ffffuuuuuuuck


53019a  No.16211967

File: 1bba121d7d2c03d⋯.jpg (27.62 KB, 327x440, 327:440, uve based and redpilled.JPG)

>>16211950

>cuckchan webms


259a61  No.16211971

>>16211954

>Nico being all over Dante wanting his devil dick

>Lady and Trish are constantly jelly about this, with Trish doubling up her flirt and Lady going full tsun

>Dante plays it all off like a casual Tuesday.

Sounds like it could be fun.


b6b66c  No.16211998

>>16211802

Granted it was on the tier of a guy knowing a guy who told him.

>>16211848

>That spoiler

I've been calling it for a while. So technically we can then, but I mean the proper version.


9120ed  No.16212008

File: fd28144c09d4f4b⋯.jpg (28.54 KB, 480x680, 12:17, 913f03f03443ac7cf6782585a5….jpg)

>>16211709

Goddammit Dante


9120ed  No.16212026

>>16211950

>First webm

Does Dante have a table hopper-like dodge now?


f1c7bd  No.16212050

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16211709

Here's the whole scene.

>Nero comes to Nico

>"Pay up, goyim"

>Dante shows up

>"F-f-free for you!"


53019a  No.16212074

>>16211998

really sucks tbh, I love that little goth bastard

>>16212026

looks more like the feints dante has with giligamesh or nero has with certain attacks


c38f05  No.16212077

File: 10a8ec649cd91f3⋯.png (39.28 KB, 152x254, 76:127, vergil.png)


4d37df  No.16212083

>>16212026

It does look like some kind of "perfect dodge" move. The animation for it is also really fucking good looking.


f297d4  No.16212119

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Dante vs Urizen, as well Dante absorbing Sparda and activating his "Sin Devil Trigger".


a7a3bf  No.16212138

File: 96df617e3f2f31d⋯.jpg (48.54 KB, 556x561, 556:561, bobby (5).jpg)

>>16212050

>V dying

>Last thing burned into his eyes is Dante crotch grabbing and thrusting


424271  No.16212229

>>16211914

how is he using aerial rave without switching to swordmaster? does the new sword have a different moveset than rebellion even though it uses the same animations?


52ccf6  No.16212246

>>16212050

>>16211709

Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who says I'm the one but the kid (Nero) is not my son


354911  No.16212265

File: c0908db5c2a457f⋯.gif (668.57 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1494382321853.gif)

>>16211296

>Nero only has one sword and one gun to mess around with. A revolver, which never felt like it did enough damage to be worthwhile, and a sword that plays very similar to Dante’s primary one.

>a sword that plays very similar to Dante's primary one.

>ctrl+f exceed

>0 results

I expected this but I'm still mad.

Learn to use exceed you overpaid pretentious fucks!!


4d37df  No.16212294

>>16212265

Also, every fag bad at the game always complains about the guns not doing enough damage. I'm just assuming none of them even try Nero's charged shots, or gunslinger/gun cancelling with Dante.


354911  No.16212329

>>16212294

I never really understood that issue. Sure, normal bullets do little but keep you in the air, generate dt and keep your style rank from not plummeting, but Neros charged shot in 4 was stupid. If you rebound the gun button to right trigger, it was basically a guaranteed A rank.

Can't really comment to much on dante in 4, but the shotgun in 3 could do some sick damage to large enemies if jc'ed properly.


4d37df  No.16212340

>>16212329

You could get to A rank by E&I cancelling a spiral shot three or four times in DMC3, while doing really good damage too.


f1c7bd  No.16212355

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I like how they reference the original Cerberus fight in pretty much every turn here.

>KC breaks free

>Dante does a kung fu pose where before he did the shadowboxing thing


983dac  No.16212383

>>16212355

They even reference OG Cerberus theme at the start but then they don't use the motif in the bossfight, what a letdown. I wonder who's behind the music of this game because it feels disjointed as fuck. The music when exploring, ambient, menus and cutscenes is some of the best in the series but with most of the bosses I've seen it turns into this techno shitfest with no concept of quality.


989662  No.16212474

File: a1b0ed5cc6ec5e7⋯.png (909.87 KB, 2600x1200, 13:6, thepizzacommunityOL.png)

>>16212050

That was sort of cute the way she acted like a nervous fangirl there. Reminds me of a request I made in the drawthreads ages ago.


836695  No.16212477

>>16212119

Interesting, does this mean that sparda originally had another sword, then he stabbed himself with it to get "sparda"? Does this also mean that nero and vergil haven't unlocked their true devil trigger yet?


989662  No.16212493

>>16212477

He gave Rebellion and Yamato to Dante and Vergil starting in 3 with Force Edge being described as a memento in DMC1. I think I recall his going to a demonic blacksmith for his weapons or not, but I'm not sure if it's canon now. Machiavelli is the name of the one that made Artemis in 3 and the Nero Angelo armor for Mundus in the latest novel, "Before The Nightmare", though. I'll see if I can post the link to it later.


f158af  No.16212512

>>16211906

>Talking about video games

>On a board specifically made to talk about video games

I think this anon is on to something


552257  No.16212555

>>16211224

I'm getting vibes from the last boss fight in DmC watching this fight

>game slows down after certain points and moves for "dramatic effect"

>music is just a remix of pull my devil trigger instead of a more fitting track

>Vergil's ultimate attack has him flying outside the map and you can't do shit except dodge until it's done

>final cutscene shows nero with a new regular arm after getting his own devil trigger, but still uses the cyber arm in gameplay (HOW THE FUCK DID THEY OVERLOOK THAT!?)

A travesty from the start. I'm expecting a lot of shills here leaving after the release of the game, and actual anons realizing how shit this game is afterwards and will finally start calling it out (since evidently, some anons here didn't learn their lesson from DmC and later Crapcom games/practices).


4d37df  No.16212564

>>16212555

>lot of shills here leaving after the release of the game, and actual anons realizing how shit this game is afterwards

I'm assuming you don't know about the demo.


552257  No.16212593

>>16212564

Hasn't stopped people from trying to hype up the game here. Either the capcom battered housewife syndrome is real, or people are deliberately turning a blind eye to the problems with this game.


4d37df  No.16212600

>>16212593

Ah, so you really don't know about the demo.


989662  No.16212605

>>16212593

We'll have to see what the game is like without Easy mode on and get players like Donguri on board to show off its gameplay depth. Apparently the ones playing the game right now like the journos are so shit they can't into exceed or dodging. I recall jump cancelling being still in and that a journalist that was dumping on it for not being literally DmC2 enjoyed it once someone pointed out how to do that.


989662  No.16212635

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jnFEkO38lHjOMt2TC476kAWvTsAwRQW-UhVbpS2trLE/mobilebasic

The novel giving lore and backstory for the games leading up to 5. It goes into detail a bit as to how Vergil became corrupted by Mundus.


836695  No.16212638

>>16212555

Jew girl gives him a glove that looks like his mechanical arm.


53019a  No.16212662

>>16212638

that's dumb


989662  No.16212677

File: 6500a6efb54ef88⋯.jpg (1.51 MB, 1080x5696, 135:712, McKeand1.jpg)

File: ea89c300523d529⋯.jpg (861.59 KB, 1440x2960, 18:37, McKeandlessdepththan5.jpg)

File: 193d1b3ddb53d04⋯.jpg (958.97 KB, 1440x2960, 18:37, McKeandSonOfSpardamode.jpg)

File: 0019d455ca01066⋯.jpg (689.91 KB, 1440x2960, 18:37, McKeand'slist.jpg)

Apparently some scumbag journalist who initially shat on fans after confusing Nero with Dante when the earliest trailers dropped -might- be having a change of heart. Found it floating around when looking to see people's reactions to the game when it's about to drop.


989662  No.16212693

File: b7ddc31399e2af2⋯.jpg (124.72 KB, 1199x529, 1199:529, KirkMcKeand.jpg)

File: 72cabc73d9500db⋯.png (55.31 KB, 603x435, 201:145, Kirk McKeand butthurt at K….png)

File: 35f9e724e665612⋯.png (115.29 KB, 592x641, 592:641, Kirk McKeand butthurt at K….png)

File: f5335258ad35097⋯.png (73.2 KB, 682x920, 341:460, Kirk McKeand's Total War a….png)

File: b7ddc31399e2af2⋯.jpg (124.72 KB, 1199x529, 1199:529, KirkMcKeand.jpg)

Background on this "journalist" if anyone remembers him. I'm not sure if the conversation posted above is fake, so take it with a grain of salt. We'll know when the time comes, either way.


552257  No.16212694

>>16212638

That's retarded. The mech arm becomes irrelevant now that nero can turn into a demon. Probably didn't want to make the mech arms completely pointless after getting his devil trigger, but it's still retarded.


8136f8  No.16212708

>tfw can't finish 3 and 4 on time since I'm only just about to beat 1 on DMD

Should I just skip over them for the time being so I can play 5 before discussion dies out?


53019a  No.16212724

>>16212677

mistakes into miracles

>>16212694

What I was hoping/saying since day one is that Nero should get his devil arm back, and unlock new devil arm versions of his existing devil breakers.


0ce462  No.16212757

File: ac3d93ddbc06719⋯.png (1.19 MB, 919x1128, 919:1128, aniki1.png)

seems this wont get cracked that soon.


7e15a8  No.16212774

>>16211709

Why is it that I hate weebs, but love westaboos?


983dac  No.16212778

>>16212757

I'll give it 1-2 weeks max.


7acab5  No.16212810

>>16212774

weeb = absolute sexual loser with an obsession for cute 2D girls, spends time on vidya and anime, will ditch his heritage for a chance to belong to a different culture.

westaboo = guy/girl that likes staple western movies and themes, looks and sounds funny trying to emulate western people, spends time on fashion and classic movies, will go back to being a normal people at the end of the day.


00e388  No.16212890

>>16212774

Weeaboos' interests are destructive and self-loathing in nature, while westaboos have a more productive and hobbyist nature.


552257  No.16212899

>>16212890

Wouldn't westaboos still be destructive and self-loathing since they are interested and focused more on another country's culture and way of life than their own?


7d24c6  No.16212914

>>16212757

I don't want it cracked yet.

I don't want another Metro Exodus situation where they crack the broken 1.0.0.0 version and not the fixed 1.0.0.2 version just to "make a statement". I want functional cracked games.

Waiting for a stable game is fine.

I STILL WANT MY CRACKED PATCHED METRO EXODUS FUCK


a75315  No.16212915

>>16212899

If were going by the traditional definition of a weeaboo then sure. But if it's just anything that has to do with liking things outside your culture then we might have a problem.


00e388  No.16212923

>>16212899

It really depends, but for the most part, not really. Westaboos generally like stuff like western history, western guns and architecture, languages and such. The bad kind of westaboo is pretty much just SJW shit or cucking and orcs being the equivalent of BLACKED porn. Generally speaking though, the term westaboo isn't exactly just a reverse version of weeaboo, it's just a way of labeling Japanese people who are into western stuff.


062bda  No.16213024

File: e230f1a9b9d3a6c⋯.png (255.92 KB, 945x945, 1:1, f79cf297d2a9f5b6c19da1ce28….png)

>>16211914

>Vergil didn't know he had a son

WEW


e619f2  No.16213039

>>16213024

I can't imagine this sperg getting laid.

t. knower of spergs


062bda  No.16213080

>>16213039

Maybe he ended up getting unwillingly fdom'd hard by a fujo?


6370da  No.16213099

Are there actually any torrents or leaks of the game yet? There are spoilers floating around, so there must be some out there.


f1c7bd  No.16213120

>>16213024

>Nero shows up super serious while Dante and Vergil are messing around

>"I won't let you two kill each other!"

It's kind of hilarious how off-base Nero is. Hell, the epilogue is just Dante and Vergil duking it out in hell again and bitching about the score.


9120ed  No.16213121

>>16213039

>Implying he wouldn't sell his body for power


062bda  No.16213135

>>16213120

I just wanna know Vergil landed a woman who could stand his stuck-up attitude long enough to want to bed him. I can already imagine Dante interjecting during Vergil's talk about it to make fun of him too.


921380  No.16213152

>>16213099

No crack yet since it relies on the PC release. I believe the Steam version is releasing within 24 hours.

The reason why you're seeing spoilers/leaks is the same reason why it happens for most other games. Certain stores broke the street-date for it. I've seen singular people get the game about a week ago. I think a French store started selling a day or two ago since that's when a bunch of French streams started to pop-up.

I believe the review embargo has also been lifted today since a flood of reviews came in. Apparently, the reviewers also had quite a bit of time with it. I've seen people claiming that they're on their 3-5th play-through. It's quite possible that some of these people also posted some of the leaks.


7fbc9a  No.16213220

File: 32acfae069c8503⋯.jpg (397.56 KB, 797x1315, 797:1315, Wtf Am I doing.jpg)

>>16213121

He probably would.


f297d4  No.16213225

File: 927b3c71c08bbbe⋯.jpg (31.74 KB, 395x389, 395:389, 1531478007.jpg)


b508d3  No.16213237

>>16213135

Probably a prostitute.


a0ffff  No.16213265

File: 988cfaf7d5b4135⋯.gif (1.94 MB, 400x300, 4:3, ahegao3.gif)


65b02a  No.16213269

>>16213265

God I fucking hate women. I wish I could go and break her fucking nose.


948edf  No.16213319

IM NOT READING THE THREAD IM NOT READING THE THREAD IM NOT READING THE THREAD IM NOT READING THE THREAD IM NOT READING THE THREAD IM NOT READING THE THREAD IM NOT READING THE THREAD IM NOT READING THE THREAD IM NOT READING THE THREAD

FUCK YOU IM GOING OFFLINE UNTIL I BEAT THE GAME


5a7db2  No.16213329

>>16213319

Oh yeah don't want to spoil the story after all it's awful enough to make even the original DMC blush. And isn't that why everyone plays DMC games, is the god awful story?


9120ed  No.16213342

File: 8861fa0b6daf71f⋯.gif (428.21 KB, 200x183, 200:183, [Shrugging intensifies].gif)

>>16213329

3's was pretty sweet


b59b44  No.16213478

>>16212555

>Vergil's ultimate attack has him flying outside the map and you can't do shit except dodge until it's done

knowing nero, i think you can use your arm to grab vergil and stop his attack (similar to the pope final attack)


aa95df  No.16213496

File: b796efb536e911b⋯.jpg (110.86 KB, 970x1107, 970:1107, 18p419r2ur2osjpg.jpg)

>>16211886

Reminder that the "y cant metroid crawl" guy actually beat the game to completion.

Let his legacy be a beacon of hope upon this generation of casuals.


5d7271  No.16213499

>DMC 5 comes out on the 8th

>I thought it came out on the 22nd

HOLY SHIT, WHAT WAS I THINKING OF?


b508d3  No.16213552

>>16213269

that's a dude


424271  No.16213559


44d9d6  No.16213563

>>16213499

I love when that happens.


5d7271  No.16213594

File: 9777d86b8be41d9⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1130x1500, 113:150, 9777d86b8be41d98ea734a33f4….png)

>>16213559

FUCK

>>16213563

I ain't complaining, all I had to look forward to was Assault Android Cactus+ for my bingbangwahoo but I guess I'll just pre-order the PC version of DMC5, feels great.


f297d4  No.16213616

File: 0129022162ba916⋯.png (646.34 KB, 2228x1600, 557:400, B25.png)

>>16213594

>pre-order

>the PC version

Hope you like Denuvo.


5d7271  No.16213618

File: d4d82f4f2c16427⋯.gif (753.51 KB, 607x609, 607:609, d4d82f4f2c16427e4005a6f1b9….gif)

>>16213616

I don't feel one way or another about it, though once a cracked version is out, I'll just install that.


f1c7bd  No.16213640

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Full cutscenes for anyone interested. Gonna watch it now.


062bda  No.16213722

File: 1b15e0874a400fc⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 480x621, 160:207, 1b15e0874a400fcb11f18700a9….jpg)

You guys think both Dante and Vergil will show up as bosses in the upcoming Bloody Palace?


44d9d6  No.16213736

>>16213722

I have a feeling that Vergil, Lady, Trish, and Nico will be playable in Bloody Palace.


23891e  No.16213737

File: 785a9382b82a5a7⋯.png (356.28 KB, 800x949, 800:949, b8b85464585911c109b6399a13….png)

>DmC 2 shilling thread


5fd61b  No.16213745

>>16211271

Are you sure that wasn't a tongue in cheek joke? I guess what I'm saying is, are you sure they werent merely pretending to be retarded?

>>16211296

>Dante has a dodge command linked to one of his fighting styles, while V and Nero can only dodge when you lock the camera on a specific enemy

So they think Dante's trickster dodge is the only dodge he has, and they only noticed the doge with the other two had when they were locked on because it's easier to do so. I see. You know, a way of dodging enemies that even scrubs should be able to understand is jumping in the air, and it only takes pressing that button with a direction to dodge properly.

>>16211709

So this is a jap at that DmC director calling Dante Flamboyant right?


f297d4  No.16213749

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Wish this or Mad Qualia were Dante's theme instead of Subhuman.

>>16213722

Bloody Palace reuses bosses from the main game, so yes on Vergil, No on Dante unless they reuse and tweak what they used with DMC4.

>>16213736

If we can't play them in the main game, then there's no chance for Bloody Palace.

>Nico

wut


7d24c6  No.16213752

Remember kids, don't just give out (You)'s to the wrong people.


5a7db2  No.16213754

>>16213745

no the cutscenes make it obvious, they aren't just pretending.


7d24c6  No.16213757

>>16211709

Powerful


08a494  No.16213763

File: 7ef516c40b4faed⋯.jpg (26.08 KB, 640x480, 4:3, peeking knight.jpg)

>16213737

Mom, he's doing it again


4d37df  No.16213767

>>16213763

Lotta stamina, that lad.


3b09c0  No.16213773

File: b154fd0a5278efc⋯.jpg (12.3 KB, 260x391, 260:391, Tam Tam.jpg)

What would Tam Tam's reaction be if DMC5 outsold his piece of shit version?


022320  No.16213775

>>16211709

>thot at the end

>wow!

delete that part and it will be perfect


7307eb  No.16213779

File: 9340d4a3bdb056a⋯.jpg (77.38 KB, 960x853, 960:853, f1d8e766f32709c159c782156b….jpg)

>Nero is literally Donte

>DmC aesthetics

<WOW BEST GAME EVER!

Hope you enjoy DmC 2, anons.


f297d4  No.16213781

File: 38a345366c8346d⋯.gif (703.7 KB, 500x291, 500:291, suicide.gif)


4d37df  No.16213782

File: c464e22750b6c4d⋯.jpg (31.53 KB, 400x431, 400:431, smugdroid.jpg)


7d24c6  No.16213784

>>16213767

Lots of proxies as well, he got a new ID (7307eb) and all.


7f86bf  No.16213785

File: 295c01c1931b0f7⋯.png (574.59 KB, 800x591, 800:591, 295c01c1931b0f7a50c898ac6c….png)

>DmC 2


7a1fd5  No.16213793

File: f7220283a8fbe09⋯.jpg (133.92 KB, 1150x1266, 575:633, fuck.jpg)

>>16213773

He'd be happy since someone else did a sequel for him.


65b02a  No.16213796

File: e99a700c850e8fc⋯.gif (948.13 KB, 500x281, 500:281, HA_HA_TIME_FOR_CUHRAZEE.gif)

wew lad, lots of proxies.


38cd4a  No.16213798

>>16211709

>there are people here who like the this reddit tier referential humor.


7d24c6  No.16213800

>>16213796

It's fairly obvious it's all from the same guy as well.

There are many free proxy sites, and all the posts were one after the other.


8136f8  No.16213818

>>16211709

>Ninja Theory: We want to make really sure that Dante is NOT a gay cowboy

>Capcom:


5a7db2  No.16213826

>>16213800

Look, I really don't think you can dismiss all criticism of the game having cinematic bullshit during fights, and awful writing as the same person. Not everyone likes that shit you know, especially when it was added in this game so it could appeal to a wider audience


3c1927  No.16213829

File: bb23b9d3e58ac32⋯.webm (2.46 MB, 640x360, 16:9, bandicam 2019-03-07 07-28….webm)

File: 0f7205e89628fa4⋯.jpg (147.5 KB, 1140x930, 38:31, 2.jpg)


7d24c6  No.16213835

>>16213826

>having cinematic bullshit during fights

>awful writing

Literally none of those posts said absolutely anything about that. You want to know what's not criticism? Those posts being dismissed are the perfect example.


680697  No.16213838

>>16212774

Westaboos can be exceptional up to a point, but suddenly drop like a rock if they get too absorbed in the culture.


5a7db2  No.16213840

>>16213835

The DmC2 guy yeah, it doesn't have color coded enemies, but the writing is pretty absurdly poor. I don't think anything will top the awful sniper rifle abortion scene though.


7d24c6  No.16213850

>>16213840

>The DmC2 guy yeah

That's entirely my point.

You can go ahead and throw a substantiated criticism all you want, that's what the board is for. But don't defend shitposters, specially when he's very blatantly posting under many different IDs. I've seen this being done in many threads to create a false consensus.


5a7db2  No.16213855

>>16213850

I've also seen people claim that all criticism of the game was him though


5d5a65  No.16213864

>>16213850

>Being DmC 2 is not a legitimately criticism

How much is capcom paying you?


7d24c6  No.16213881

>>16213855

That's a natural supposition to make when all he does is post "DmC2" under many different IDs. It's not other people's fault that caution is used when faced with a very determined shitposter. What's more, he just gave me are reply right now (>16213864).

Just posts with substance and no reasonable anon will give you shit for it.


8136f8  No.16213886

>>16213864

how about you stick with one ID for once


53019a  No.16213892

>>16213829

too be fair, if it was a western design he'd have regular brown hair


3c1927  No.16213900

File: 96c2613094abd29⋯.png (933.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Devil May Cry 5 All Cutsce….png)


7d24c6  No.16213909

>>16213886

He can't. He's too insecure


836695  No.16213918

>>16213773

DMC HD Collection sold nearly three million on 360 and PS3, DmC barely sold a million on those consoles+PC. My 360 copy is still in mint condition.

DmC gets a remaster and again it fails to sell even a million on all platforms, nearly all of those sales come from xbone spotlight sales ($10), DMC4SE sold nearly 3 million on PS4, Xbone and PC, which is more or less what kickstarted DMCV.

DMC HD Collection (4k) is currently sitting at a million and half copies sold.


0098fa  No.16213949

>>16213918

>DMC4SE sold nearly 3 million on PS4, Xbone and PC, which is more or less what kickstarted DMCV.

it's easy to assume that, but they've were actually working on DMC5 before DMC4SE was released, DMC4SE blatantly teases DMC5, with it's end game "See you next Devil May Cry" message

Maybe DMC5 was in the planning stages, but DMC4SE was not the deciding factor for DMC5 getting made. Itsuno was given the choice if he wanted to make either Dragon's Dogma 2 or DMC5 and he chose to make DMC5 first.


3c1927  No.16213953

File: 60ec6242e8dab59⋯.png (60.2 KB, 682x293, 682:293, 1.png)

File: 872c8c61985156d⋯.png (52.31 KB, 655x239, 655:239, 2.png)

They kissed western asses so much and still failed at metacritic.


38cd4a  No.16213965

File: 1070d8c6a387491⋯.jpg (454.77 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, leaked_mark.jpg)


3c1927  No.16213971

File: 247512d7b30f74a⋯.jpg (251.35 KB, 1612x864, 403:216, 11.jpg)

File: 111645e0447cc2d⋯.png (682.2 KB, 683x884, 683:884, 111645e0447cc2d2b246f87c2a….png)


c9d6c9  No.16213978

File: c973d7fb3f7a3df⋯.jpg (87.68 KB, 801x557, 801:557, no motivation.jpg)

why are these shitposts of such a low quality?????


38cd4a  No.16213984

>>16213850

>substantiated criticism all you want

Is denuvo substantiated criticism?


4d37df  No.16213985

>>16213978

Because a local man is still shittershattered over a videogame he doesn't have to play in a franchise he probably doesn't even care about, and has been shittershattered for over a year already.


f297d4  No.16213987

>>16213985

At least he's sticking with one ID this time.


786518  No.16214012

File: bd4f03b56d95c4a⋯.jpg (23.58 KB, 480x360, 4:3, el donte que te hodan.jpg)

>>16213829

There was a lot more wrong with DmC then Donte saying "Fuck You", to be very honest.

DmC's story is like a low rated grindhouse movie, the area design is fucking abysmal, Donte is fucking unlikable because there's no levity or cheesiness whatsoever in his character, at one point his female sidekick mentions squirrel semen for some reason, the narrative was fucking boring, but worse, oh so worse, the gameplay was shit, casualized and the game had no difficulty whatsoever.

All because some indian motherfucker couldn't keep his Donut Steel urges in his pants. It was a fucking assassination of the series.

It says something when a small Spanish localization team put far more effort into portraying the characters to make it somewhat like the originals in spirit, simply by changing how Donte talked.

The main localization aka the base product, the English one, was so badly done it's no surprise people were turned off.

So what if Nero says "Fuck you"? The game's looking overall better, and given the shit Nero's done in previous games, where he's a dork who does air guitar shit if you do well, him saying "fuck you" while setting up his Devil Trigger has an entirely different context then Donte being an ungraceful little shit.

DmC took itself fucking SERIOUSLY. They wanted to tone everything down and darken it, when all it was was a bunch of blurry, boring bullshit.

This is reaching, seriously. Do you think people are all children? Is this a valid reason for YOU to dislike DMC5? Because it's pretty silly. Dislike it on it's own merits, not some out of context soundbyte that clearly doesn't have the same energy of that shitheap.


786518  No.16214023

>>16213971

People were shitting on that design day one. In fact people were worried that the whole game had gone to westerners because of that. Literally no one praised it.


7d24c6  No.16214027


7d24c6  No.16214033

>>16214023

At least DmC2 man is giving us something to talk about, for once.


38cd4a  No.16214038

File: 007b1599459f770⋯.jpg (41.65 KB, 700x803, 700:803, 007b1599459f7702ce2d188989….jpg)

>>16214012

> squirrel semen for some reason

She did what?


786518  No.16214043

File: 592f1b2a21d5e77⋯.jpg (50.32 KB, 800x679, 800:679, dolan.jpg)

>>16213978

Imagine being so assblasted that people didn't like your game that you literally hire shitposting squads to shit on the game.

Imagine being so assblasted that people didn't like your game that you're doing this for literally 6 fucking years.

6 FUCKING YEARS AND THEY STILL CAN'T LET IT GO.

What the fuck went into this game? What the fuck is possessing these people that they'd be assblasted for literally 6 fucking years in a row? Do they not have lives? Is this just a hobby at this point?

>>16214038

It was a plot point about switching to the fucked up bendy land, the girl was some sorcerer chick and she mentioned using squirrel semen or some shit to make the spell work. I think it was supposed to be joke for the game but everything's just played so seriously and badly that it only makes the game worse.

It's pretty early on.


5fd61b  No.16214151

File: 1f38ec8aa7c5cb8⋯.png (393.64 KB, 2518x1024, 1259:512, 1f3.png)

>>16213039

I can't imagine him not


80ec43  No.16214178

>>16213900

How could they ruin best girl?


3c1927  No.16214189

>>16214178

Sexy girls are not allowed in 2019. If you put sexy girl in your game then you won't get high score from western journos.


56b392  No.16214204

File: 0fb759c983bf2a7⋯.jpg (2.06 MB, 1405x6700, 281:1340, Sunset VS Hatred.jpg)

File: f374ce4d3a98086⋯.png (390.45 KB, 667x1006, 667:1006, But GG never did anything.png)

>>16214043

It was the first time these retards found resistance from the sheeps they were supposed to shepard. It may sound like I'm exaggerating, but most of these "game journalists" never had a hardship, never had a problem, never had someone say "no" to their faces and refused to apology to them. NEVER.

It broke them. All their high and might, all their "power" turned to nothing, the game they shilled for failed miserably, their insults meant nothing, and as they kept escalating insults and corruption, GG started.

Imagine being all your life the ringmaster of a circus and then having the midgets succesfully revolt against you.

Pictures tangentially related.


7d24c6  No.16214209

>>16214204

Liberals are narcissistic and racist. This is no news, but there's a fairly good amount of hard evidence for it, which is relevant to keep in mind.

They tone down their level of speech when speaking to black people because they think they're smarter than them.

https://www.providencejournal.com/news/20181130/white-liberals-dumb-themselves-down-when-they-speak-to-black-people-new-study-contends

https://www.thestate.com/news/nation-world/national/article222424675.html


56b392  No.16214226

>>16214209

>Liberals are narcissistic and racist.

They are also sexists, liars and project their "sins" unto others.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/04/technology/google-gender-pay-gap.html

tl:dr after complaining non-stop about the gendar pay-gap, google has been found to pay more to wymynses for the same work as men.


38cd4a  No.16214381

>>16214043

That sounds like shit from disgaea. Holy shit Tameme.


7b25d5  No.16214401

>>16214204

They also had an anti-Japanese bent for a long time and here they had a chance to take over a Japanese franchise. If it succeeded, they would have used it to push for more like it. Instead it failed. So their window of opportunity was much reduced. Same thing happened with the other attempts to do the same.


2f5fdc  No.16214407

File: 7af551451d563e6⋯.mp4 (3.51 MB, 512x640, 4:5, DMC5_launch_day.mp4)

>Letting the muh DmC 2 faggot ruin your shit

Fuck this. The day has come and so have I.


7d24c6  No.16214411

>>16214407

He was very switfly called out for IP hopping and ignored actually.


65cbb4  No.16214465

File: c27002a09f91562⋯.jpg (14.23 KB, 320x180, 16:9, imageg.jpg)


bd33f7  No.16214493

File: a00fe6d9c362702⋯.png (911.83 KB, 1024x723, 1024:723, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16211914

>Think you can beat me? Not in a million years.

fucking beautiful


259a61  No.16214515

>>16213796

That gif should be remade, instead of Neros face, it should be Dontes face with dmc 5 Dante blasting though laughing at him.


f31f09  No.16214520

>>16214411

I suspect hes the same autist that kept calling remake 2 nure4, because he acts exactly the same.


259a61  No.16214522

>>16214038

Yeah, she needed it for a spell to get into another dimension or something, I figured she was into some freaky shit and had to come up with some reason why she liked to milk squirrels for their nut juice.


5fd61b  No.16214545

>>16214178

Yeah, it was really bad when they made Lady ugly.


7a11a5  No.16214553

File: 424895bdf36655b⋯.gif (269.2 KB, 200x150, 4:3, 1439935448001.gif)

>>16211914

Those devil triggers look so goddamn stupid


259a61  No.16214555

>>16214543

>ugh

Go back to fucking reddit nigger.


259a61  No.16214602

File: be9820e857a710c⋯.webm (1.7 MB, 640x360, 16:9, GTFO.webm)

>>16214590

>uses ugh unironically

>calls others 4cuck rejects after being called out for being a reddit fag.


ba378d  No.16214604

>>16211224

Thanks, this is what I expected.


0ce462  No.16214623

whats the verdict?


5a7db2  No.16214627

>>16214623

The story and bosses are fucking awful, but the generic trash is pretty alright.


5fd61b  No.16214630

It seems to me that the biggest flaw of this game is the character design. All of the women are ugly, V is ugly though proportionally speaking I say he's less ugly for a man than all the women are for women Nero looks bad from certain angles and with certain expressions on his face. Aside from maybe some side npcs, Dante is the only human character who can be called good looking. And Nero's devil trigger is terrible


0ce462  No.16214636


4d37df  No.16214726

>nero can have 6 devil breakers

>you can exceed his air taunt

>one of the taunts puts Nero's hood up and it stays like that

>you're not supposed to win the first bossfight

This is getting more radical by the minute.


5fd61b  No.16214764

>>16214636

I wasn't talking about gameplay or story myself. In any case I'd say you should listen to more than two people before your write it off.

>>16214726

>you're not supposed to win the first bossfight

Aparetnly you can win the game early by doing so


4d37df  No.16214779

File: 9df1a7e48d22bfc⋯.gif (1.82 MB, 709x625, 709:625, FLUFF.gif)

>>16214764

>Aparetnly you can win the game early by doing so


70291e  No.16214801

So is it shit or not??? Hello???


4d37df  No.16214818


259a61  No.16214835

>>16214764

God I hope that is true


f177ec  No.16214837

so can you actually use Nero’s devil trigger in future play through?


259a61  No.16214845

>>16214837

Good chance that you can, I kinda want to kick ass with his new devil bringer wings.


424271  No.16215006

>>16214837

yeah you can


44d9d6  No.16215030

>>16215006

how does that work with the devil breaker? Or do you just select his original demon arm as a devil breaker?


4d37df  No.16215073

>>16215030

It's different buttons, I'd assume, he still has Devil Breakers during the fight against Vergil


44d9d6  No.16215112

>>16215073

Is there any gameplay of somebody using it outside the final battle? looks like there may have been some videos but capcom was quick about terminating their accounts.


7d24c6  No.16215127

>>16214520

Good work noticing that. Call him out next time, he should be bullied for being such an annoying autist.


786518  No.16215280

File: ef911b9cdd6a6b5⋯.jpg (266.99 KB, 1936x1936, 1:1, Dante majin.jpg)

>>16214553

Fuck you nig the whole point is that they're complete cheesy badasses so if their full devil forms don't tick off every fucking villain cliche this ain't Devil May Cry

Look at this final boss looking motherfucker

Feel this big fucking dick energy

>Spiked, literally edgy skin

>Lava flowing through his fucking veins

>Horns taller then his head and neck combined

>Wingspan that's actually realistically large according to scientific theories about how large wings would have to be for a human sized person to actually use them to fly

>four fucking wings

>His skin looks like it's made of fucking obsidian rock for extra sharp edge

>has a DBZ Cell tail coming out from his back, so long and huge that it drags 12 feet behind him if he let it, and it also has edges and spikes on it

>If he slept in any position on a bed, he'd ruin the bed in one night just from staying still just because he's just so literally edgy even if you don't factor in his glowing fire blood

>His true form is so edgy, in fact, that it's clear that outside of social reasons he has actual, practical reasons to not be in that form in normal life because just his entire body is a danger to everything around him, object or person, because his tail and wings would knock over shit and his body's so edgy that if he tried to sit down he'd wreck most chairs or couches

>And he's constantly in debt

>It's possible that he's in debt constantly because his true form is so edgy that he keeps accidentally breaking shit when he sleeps and reverts to demon form so he has to keep buying new mattresses and furniture every time he has a nightmare

You could write a fucking slice of life just because his form is so edgy it could be a source of humor.

How can you not fucking like this shit


4d37df  No.16215306

>>16215280

>how can you not fucking like this shit

A guy I know hates DMC and MGR specifically because "the situations in the game are so incredibly unreal", but he loves God of War, because obviously a non-existing mythological character clubbing the Greek pantheon of Gods and characters to death single-handed is such a realistic and possible scenario. Five different people have tried to explain the concept of fun to him, but every time he does a DSP snort and starts going on about how we don't understand. People are just autistic faggots who refuse to have fun.


259a61  No.16215310

>>16215306

Sounds like he needs to be bullied for his shit taste tbh.


062bda  No.16215315

File: aebb1386f40de51⋯.png (899.1 KB, 937x789, 937:789, tumblr_po05rhNR221t43zu1_1….png)

Anyone else seen this?


040110  No.16215347

File: 7aa472fb49e783c⋯.jpg (44.2 KB, 560x521, 560:521, 7aa472fb49e783c0cffde9c648….jpg)

>>16215280

>He is in debt because his true form keeps wrecking his furniture.

That actually makes fucking sense.


28cbbf  No.16215354

>>16215315

jesus christ that fucking face


040110  No.16215361

>>16215354

He is meant to be around 50 years old. That is not bad considering.


259a61  No.16215369

>>16215347

>needs to spot a couple of bucks from Lady from time to time to get new beds and repair the place

>she uses this to get him to work some hard jobs for free

>she is never too worried about no longer having him owe her because he will always be back for some more cash, and she never knows why he needs so much money

Way too much tbh. Do you guys think lady would go easy on him if she found out why?


040110  No.16215374

File: cd62a4eaf76159a⋯.jpg (25.66 KB, 398x339, 398:339, 5c690bd4af6871918af51b50e2….jpg)

>>16215369

Lady goes easy on him because just think how ribbed his demon cock is Anon.


062bda  No.16215379

>>16215374

>Dante ever performing coitus

I just can't picture it happening.


985a36  No.16215383

>>16211811

>>16213499

The game is being sold since yesterday on some spic countries tho.


44d9d6  No.16215386

>>16215315

figured he was gonna be playable. They are also hinting at DLC with Lady and Trish


53019a  No.16215398

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16215379

It is canonically and explicitly confirmed that Dante fucks. It pains me to say it, as an incel, but there's absolutely no getting around that fact.


259a61  No.16215402

>>16215374

>he still hasn't put a bun in that oven

Fucksake Dante, what are you doing?


836695  No.16215419


44d9d6  No.16215423

>>16215402

Lady and Trish canonically share the same sentiments.


259a61  No.16215432

>>16215423

>not taking both of them and impregnating the shit out of them, not bringing Lucia into the mix because she wants his demon cock too.

Fucking hell Dante, you have some prime waifus willing to go.


4d37df  No.16215434

>>16215402

DMC3 Lady: 10/10 literally perfect

DMC4 Lady: 8/10 don't like the outfit

DMC5 Lady: No way fag/10


259a61  No.16215437

>>16215434

I agree, should have started with the breeding since 3 tbh, then he gets Trish in, then finally Lucia.


37f530  No.16215445

can steam be tricked into a EU/Asia server so i can play at 7 tonight?


062bda  No.16215450

File: 7304e8b8c7f10ea⋯.gif (1.64 MB, 400x300, 4:3, [Eurobeat_stops].gif)

>>16215402

Maybe he just doesn't want a repeat of what happened to his family?


cbecab  No.16215454

File: 8c016434ee63033⋯.gif (1012.85 KB, 500x296, 125:74, 8c016434ee630336048ceb5780….gif)

Please anon's, don't buy DMC5. The fact they added Denuvo is reason enough. Pirate it.


259a61  No.16215463

>>16215450

Probably, still kinda wanted him to retire and settle down with either one or all of his waifus tbh.


786518  No.16215467

File: 0c408be681ae5c5⋯.jpg (11.21 KB, 248x270, 124:135, 0c408be681ae5c5ca73d0b5401….jpg)

>>16215450

Or his dick is so edgy that if he puts that shit in it's gonna be period time but with lacerations if he gets too excited and devil triggers during sex, and the body heat from his demon semen would probably be red-hot.

Maybe he's just looking for a wizard so he can get Lady an Amulet of Fire Resistance and Safe Demon Fucking and he keeps killing all the wizards so they avoid him.

Probably what you suggested though.


87dd9e  No.16215472

File: 3544834bd324a4f⋯.jpg (71.45 KB, 360x403, 360:403, intellectual.jpg)

>>16211906

>>16213978

>why are shitposts so shitty

Because dogs eat dog food


259a61  No.16215473

>>16215467

It can't be that, Virgil somehow fucked some chick and got Nero, this implies that his mother survived at the very least.


062bda  No.16215481

>>16215473

Vergil storytiming his meeting with Nero's mom with Dante and his son listening when?


78706c  No.16215487

File: 0de17e67c41043a⋯.png (148.87 KB, 728x1000, 91:125, e31d7ef98defb1c21282383dae….png)

>>16215454

YOU CAN'T STOP THIS JEWISH TEMPTATION

MAMA I'M COMING HOME


259a61  No.16215488

>>16215481

>Dante laughing his ass off while patting his bros shoulder in respect.

>Nero looking disgusted and almost traumatized at listening to the weird shit his parents did.

I am down with it.


cbecab  No.16215492

>>16215487

Trust me I am tempted to since I love DMC3 and 4 so much but I am gonna at least try to resist


78706c  No.16215499

>>16215492

Do what you wish


86cb31  No.16215514

>>16215315

the face in this game are fucking atroucious

dante is the only passable one and he looks like a hobo

is this a feature of the engine? in REmake the only passable face was ada and the rest were retard looking


0ce462  No.16215522

>>16215434

5 lady outfit is awful but 4 one looked awful too, they are on par if not 5 being bit better if the motion capture was better.


86cb31  No.16215531

>>16215488

shit i can actually see this being canon


4d37df  No.16215532

>>16215522

I think the outfit in 5 is alright would be better if she lost the tiny leather jacket, it's the face that gets me.


786518  No.16215542

File: c692c0405d4097a⋯.png (340.35 KB, 462x1000, 231:500, Sparda.png)

This explains fucking everything

Vergil is a goddamned daddy's boy.

Look at their dad's fucking hair.

Vergil:

>I WANNA BE A DEMON KNIGHT LIKE DAD WHEN I GROW UP!

Dante:

>I want to be cool like dad when I grow up

>Sparda is an all business dork who has trouble talking to people so he tries to be cool

>Dante emulates his personality, which is likely him trying to be cool for his kids and failing and that stuck with Dante because he actually thought his dad was cool in personality

>Vergil saw him fight to defend his family from demons once or twice probably, or Sparda went full demon when one of his kids got picked on or nearly mugged by thugs or something when they were out playing

>Dante went stoner and Vergil went deus vult

There not being a comic that explains exactly what their home life was like before the family got split up is a missed opportunity I think.


44d9d6  No.16215545

Also, just another reminder because I keep hearing it in reviews. It sounds like the Devil Hunter difficulty was set for journalists, but every mode after feels at home with the other games. Shame we have to play through the game on easy to actually play the game though


78706c  No.16215551

>>16215315

>Playable

Neat!


259a61  No.16215553

>>16215545

Not sure about that, normally these fuckers always choose the easy mode, then again easy mode might need to be unlocked too like some of the other games.


87b156  No.16215555

Apparently if you pre-order then you get skins that make the characters less ugly.

I admit I am feeling tempted.


78706c  No.16215562


259a61  No.16215575

>>16215555

Fucking checked.


557faa  No.16215591

>>16211173

These are the retarded faggots that western developers pander to.

>>16211259

>look at how often you lose control so it can show how fucking uber epic you are in a cinematic animation/slowdown/whatever

It only 2 times near the start any other slowdown is solely when a damaging attack impacts, which is something found in other games from the same genre.

Quit over exaggerating you lying nigger.

>>16212555

>Vergil's ultimate attack has him flying outside the map and you can't do shit except dodge until it's done

If you played DMC 3of course you didn't you would have remember during the final battle Vergil would enter DT, become invulnerable and start spamming judgement cuts.


6309e1  No.16215625

>>16215591

I'm just surprised the thread in that socjus riddled fucking festing vaginal gash wound that is Resetera isn't filled with "muh objectification of wahmminz" bullshit from top to bottom.

But I'm glad resetera and their faggy bunch hate the game though, more reason for me to be happy enough that I picked it up, despite the MTX bullshit and shit.

I'll even forgive how the default mode is apparently a little on the easy side or the alleged lack of turbo mode settings etc.


9120ed  No.16215629

>>16215487

>Not waiting for DMC5 Special Edition with playable Vergil, Lady, Trish, Sparda and Demifiend from the SMT series

Really though, I'm turned off for buying because of all the DLC I know it's coming

>>16215591

Also don't forget during Vergil 2 when he goes DT and puts up a shield that knocks you to the border of the stage while he taunts.


062bda  No.16215642

File: 2f81b0b7bf732a9⋯.gif (1.47 MB, 353x448, 353:448, checkonme.gif)

>>16215555

Impressive.


4d37df  No.16215645

>>16215629

Or how the Savior in DMC4 requires you to stun him with a bullshit setpiece, then spend a minute running around his ass to shoot his back gem.


99e72f  No.16215650

Can anyone sum up the spoilers? I need them for the steam forums and twitch streams.


921380  No.16215671

File: ebf230a497c4bff⋯.png (269.21 KB, 604x183, 604:183, 2019-03-07_19-32-15.png)

>>16215555

I assume you're talking about these ones.

This Trish is going to look ugly no matter what color palette she has.

Nico and Lady are an improvement. I think this Lady alt is actually her best look since 3 if you ignore the face.

>>16215650

Urizen and V are Vergil.

Nero gets a full DT and he grows a new human arm.

Vergil and Dante are stuck fighting demons in hell.

Trish and Lady get a sequel/DLC hook


87b156  No.16215696

>>16215671

Yea, that one.

It is somewhat of an improvement at least.


f297d4  No.16215725

File: 9d3e5aa93cfb6cb⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 833x1000, 833:1000, 66400797_p34.jpg)

I've decided to grab the regular edition then grab the inevitable complete special edition in about a year.

>>16215650

I don't know how you'll get salt as nobody plays DMC for the story unlike KH, MGS, or Fallout, but all right.

>Dante stabs himself with broken Rebellion and absorbs Sparda to make new Sin DT form and sword

>V and Urizen are the two halves of Vergil's soul and recombine to restore Vergil

>Nero regrows his arm and it's human to boot

>He also get his full DT form, which isn't as good as his stand DT from DMC4

>Dante and Vergil stay in hell, duking it out with demons and themselves until they escape in DMC6 in 2027 or so


dbeab9  No.16215842

>>16211226

>>16213319

Only subhumans get upset by "spoilers"


f177ec  No.16215903


39b9c3  No.16215959

>>16215542

>trying to be cool and failing

They're all cool you DmC cuck.

I'm tired of you fags saying Dante isn't cool like it's supposed to be tongue in cheek or ironic. I guarantee that Dante gets pussy and you do not, dude. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Stop breaking any of this down, you're wrong about everything

STOP POSTING


39b9c3  No.16215970

>>16215591

>These are the retarded faggots that western developers pander to.

They arent simply pandering, they are also idealogues and "cave" for the sake f promoting an agenda that they have always supported. They infiltrated the industry around 2010. They aren't caving to pressure, THEY WANT THIS SHIT.


777620  No.16216022

File: 8ffab7b2398983c⋯.png (387.49 KB, 600x464, 75:58, 1550774242826.png)

>>16215959

>Dante

>getting pussy

Dude canonically has Lucia and a now legal Patty jumping at his crotch, but he'd rather go and bro-op with Vergil in hell.


259a61  No.16216435

Anyone know what the unlockables are going to be?


4b1b37  No.16216586

>>16216022

>Dante is a bro before hoes cool adventure guy

>Dubs anon confirmed it

Check'd and bless you anon


259a61  No.16216596

>>16216586

>Lucia wants his dick badly and he knows it

>goes full "no way fag"

We need to make those Chris memes, but instead of Chris, it is the old lady demanding Dante to give her grandchildren by fucking Lucia.


53019a  No.16216616

>>16216022

see

>>16215398

It's literally and explicitly explained not just that dante fucks, but also how he fucks. He gets pussy.


2212a0  No.16216681

>>16215629

They said that there won't be any DLC


9120ed  No.16216691

>>16216681

I'd like to believe that, but it's CY+3. Capcom isn't above lying or going with a technicality (Oh it's not DLC, it's a SPECIAL EDITION so pay up goy)


f8f241  No.16216695

>>16216596

Too many Capcom series have the potential for Chrisposting because no one ever fucks anyone in Capcom games.


dc1ed2  No.16216745

>>16211224

Well, the music is thrash, that's for sure. Gameplay wise doesn't look too bad. Except the fucking horrid music.


259a61  No.16216750

>>16216695

Sad but true, not even the super Aryan Chris himself has fucked Jill, how in the fuck has that not happened?


948edf  No.16216963

>>16215514

>is this a feature of the engine?

no thats because faggots at CAPCOM think making an anime game realistic is a good idea


39b9c3  No.16217115

File: 5026d60c188cb43⋯.png (278.52 KB, 700x700, 1:1, but it's useless to VERGIL.png)

Practicing on DMC4se and doing the Vergil run. What am I supposed to do with this? Shove it up my ass? I want Vergil to have a new power, why even let him pick it up on his playthrough?


39b9c3  No.16217121

>>16216695

No one ever fucks in anything japanese. It's not that important. They leave it to you to interpret what happens between the events of the games. That's what I like about the Japanese. They are classy about this shit when they aren't outright trying to create something sexual.


0030d4  No.16217155

Can Nero use his Devil Trigger outside the final battle?


f297d4  No.16217163

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16217115

<I want Vergil to have a new power

>wanting Vergil to be even more overpowered

>>16217155

Looks like it, they even give you a tutorial for Nero's DT mid-credits.


39b9c3  No.16217171

>>16217163

He doesn't feel overpowered on LDK mode.


f297d4  No.16217181

Here's all the DLC music because Capcom didn't name them.

DMC1:

>Public Enemy

>Ultra Violet

>Lock & Load

DMC2:

>Fire Away

>Wings of the Guardian

>Shoot the Works

DMC3:

>Battle-1

>Vergil Battle-2

>Devils Never Cry

DMC4:

>The Time Has Come

>Lock and Load (Blackened Angel mix)

>Sworn Through Swords


4a5786  No.16217184

I want a Lady onahole.


39b9c3  No.16217189

>>16217181

I wish they'd just give one of those out for free because the default music in DMC5 is not great.


062bda  No.16217195

File: 544d7223046a2ef⋯.gif (2.11 MB, 220x190, 22:19, surprised_and_intrigued.gif)

I kinda wanna see legal Patty show up in the eventual Lady/Trish DLC. That phone call of hers was pretty cute.


a3616d  No.16217201

>>16217195

We should be thankful they didn't show her or Kyrie in this game. They would've suffered the same fate as Lady and Trish


0030d4  No.16217212

>>16217201

Patty would get it worse considering she would be a nig


39b9c3  No.16217221

>>16217212

No, this isn't a californian dev.


a3616d  No.16217229

>>16217212

Wouldn't put it past them considering what they did to Morrison (did they ever explain why they changed him to a nig?)


0030d4  No.16217242

>>16217229

Probably the resetera going western producer that was on the game, also he was probably a mocap actor they had left over from one of their other games.


3485a3  No.16217252

>>16211217

>censored

This is why you don't rely on jewtube.


0030d4  No.16217280

>>16217163

From a gameplay perspective this just keeps sounding better.


bd62a2  No.16217336

There better be a crack out soon or I'll fly to italy and kick those lazy fuckers around myself.


5fd61b  No.16217414

>>16215280

Dante's final form looks cool though the concept art on the left looks better, But Nero's looks terrible.

>>16215315

Man, Vergil's face got mest up too huh? i can see the resemblense to Nero though. Shouldn't Dante's identical twin look like, Dante?

>>16215488

>And then I filled her eager womb with my sperm, the sperm of a son of Sparda


0030d4  No.16217418

>>16215315

Is that a character select portrait?


39b9c3  No.16217450

>>16215315

Why didnt they just use the Dante face and shave it? Why get another fucking dude who doesnt look like his twin brother OR his son.


39b9c3  No.16217453

It really should all be the same dude, just digitally de-aged in the case of Nero. What the fuck?


a3616d  No.16217520

>>16217453

Gotta push that photo-realism that's the new hip thing at Capcom.


3335e2  No.16217664

>>16214023

>People were shitting on that design day one.

Not normalfags. You'd be surprised how many normalfags like Nico. Why I have no idea.


53019a  No.16217722

>>16217664

I've said since day one, I'm fine with a trailer trash mechanic girl, she just needs noticeably bigger tits.


5d5a65  No.16217725

>>16213886

So fatkike deletes everything, no thanks, shill.


f8f241  No.16217770

>>16217722

I'd be much more okay with her if it wasn't for all the fucking tattoos. Nothing can ruin a design more than shitty tattoos.


39b9c3  No.16217772

I just watched Dante ABSORB Rebellion and ascend to a new form of devil trigger


39b9c3  No.16217776

>>16217520

That's great but they coulda used the same guy for all three faces. The inconsistency bothers me more than the aesthetic.


f8f241  No.16217777

>>16217772

Yeah that's a thing that happens. It's called Sin Devil Trigger or something.

Also quads.


39b9c3  No.16217782

>>16217777

Well if he could have done that all along, why didn't he before?


9120ed  No.16217784


989662  No.16217800

>>16217725

You wouldn't get your posts deleted if you weren't being such an asshurt sperg about it like how

>>16214012

detailed. Not everyone looking forward to the gameplay is a shill. Bunch are probably going to pirate it Day 1 due to Denuvo so it's no skin off one's bones.


f2962f  No.16217842

>>16217782

You could train yourself right now to benchpress and squat hundreds of pounds why aren't you?

Motivation.

>>16217800

Pretty much. I won't buy the game until Denuvo is gone otherwise there's no harm in waiting a few days/weeks for a crack compared to the years it's been since DMC4.

>>16217777


39b9c3  No.16217889

>>16217842

It's like he's never tried to stab himself with rebellion just to see what would happen before. Didn't he impaled by his own sword fighting Nero in 4? Why didn't that turn him into a Sparda?


39b9c3  No.16217893

>>16217889

get impaled*


062bda  No.16217911

File: c5509db0f2256b0⋯.gif (15.5 KB, 345x241, 345:241, 6af5a7f96c37d920066812da2a….gif)

>>16217889

Probably didn't think to absorb the power inside of Rebellion? Thought he was already at his peak and didn't need the extra power?


d96efb  No.16217983

>>16211797

I mean with the whole summoning thing that V does he would work. I kind of wish they would do something with SMT again but then again with the current state of SMT… maybe not


f1c7bd  No.16217984

>>16217889

Because he wasn't carrying the Devil Sword Sparda around him either of those times. Rebellion's power seems to be uniting things, or something, as an opposite to the Yamato's ability to separate things I guess.


53019a  No.16217999

File: b106aa4f8279de9⋯.jpg (32.38 KB, 694x348, 347:174, hgckjhlv.JPG)

stunning development, we may be getting a pirate copy sooner and sweeter than we thought

http://archive.fo/khNex


39b9c3  No.16218001

>>16217984

Fused him with his dad's sword and turned him into his dad. I can dig it.


f2962f  No.16218050

File: 1f5ad64e1bc9940⋯.jpg (97.98 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, patty chan.jpg)

>>16217999

That's a welcome surprise.


4a5786  No.16218057

>>16217999

I was taking a shit when I read this and I’m having constipation and this post helped get it all out thanks anon


f1c7bd  No.16218072

>>16218001

Nah, Sparda still looks like JUSTICE BUGMAN. The Sin DT seems pretty unique, though its similar for both Dante and Vergil.

>>16218050

Kinda sad about Dante blowing off Patty completely.


39b9c3  No.16218086

>>16218072

I kinda forgot how weird sparda looks.


39b9c3  No.16218094

It is probably more about protecting patty than blowing her off. Look at what happened to Eva. Think about the life Dante lives. He probably doesn't want patty to end up dead. Becoming involved with him increases her chances of being a demon who calls Sparda a treacherous cuck's snack.


f1c7bd  No.16218127

File: 9a608910b5e4360⋯.jpeg (274.39 KB, 405x540, 3:4, kyrie 06cd525cee449bec7d9….jpeg)

I gotta say, I really like Nero's and Kyrie's dynamic in the game. It's pretty wholesome.


1dbed0  No.16218169

File: 3d709f2a2d7dbca⋯.png (36.26 KB, 947x844, 947:844, BING!_BING!_WAHOO!_by_Anon….png)

File: 9bbca64a1bd4418⋯.png (689.77 KB, 761x564, 761:564, TsunSlut.png)

DMCV was actually really good and they brought back all the voice actors. It was sick.

The problem was with the AWFUL decision to listen to Japanese Phil Phish Kamiya and ruin the anime aesthetic of DMC3 and 4 in exchange of real actors' faces. But since we have the original voice cast back it only makes this strange dissonance in every scene. Also I preferred DMC4's ending where Dante is running cases with his harem instead of having fun demon slaying forever with his uptight bro.

But I suppose this game actually succeeded in bringing the most closure to the series we could want. Also good to see more Dante Triss romance (you know, the shapeshifter who looks like his own mother).

I'm sure there'll be DLC out the wazoo but man, after RE2's remake and this Capcom is making a come back. Just a shame they keep marring the good with bad decisions, like THIS ASININE WESTABOO "REAL FACE" CRAP


27933d  No.16218244

>>16218169

Is there a reason why you posted this same exact thing both here and in >>16217687? Just curious.


39b9c3  No.16218248

Alright, it's time.

I think I'm gonna watch the "History of DMC movie" first.

What the fuck am I doing? ha


7a11a5  No.16218304

frustration getting bigger

bang bang bang

you're a double nigger


39b9c3  No.16218315

Apparently Nico isn't shy about farting in the van. Nero said it "smells like ass" and it's visibly clean so the ass smell would have to be braps.


7a11a5  No.16218329

>>16218315

nico has a heart tattoo on her lower abdomen and it's deeply upsetting that a game would manipulate me like this


4d11f3  No.16218338

Can anyone confirm the existence of the supposed "secret weapons" for Dante, because the only thing I've found is the extra Kalina Ann. I guess Itsuno was talking about the free DLC in April or it was a mistranslation…


989662  No.16218354

>>16218338

I heard there were tonfas as secret weapons somewhere in the game.


d2d8c5  No.16218368

Gonna try out the crack that is being passed around on the cs forums once I finish a torrent of the uncracked game. Some people are saying that the cracked version crashes after the second mission though.


cc712f  No.16218398

What did they end up doing with Dante's battle theme after the composer of what was going to be his battle theme ended up facing sex offense charges?


d2d8c5  No.16218415

>>16218398

It looks like they recut it with someone else doing the vocals. It's along the same lines as the original but it isn't as terrible.


d2d8c5  No.16218434

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16218415

New singer with growly vocals instead of squeal vocals.


39b9c3  No.16218436

>>16218434

That's closer to what we've come to know as standard DMC music than Devil Trigger, that much is for sure. Maybe DT is just Nero's theme. I hope Vergil's is decent too.


4f6568  No.16218523

Can't wait for that crack.

Has anyone managed to dump in game models for modding yet? That Claire nude mod came out fast, and she looks like a goblin, here's hoping we get Nico nude very fast.


39b9c3  No.16218530

V sure shows a lot of concern about Nero, it's like he's his dad or something ;^)


d2d8c5  No.16218544

>>16218523

Still waiting on the world's slowest fucking torrent of the uncracked game so I can test a crack. Does anyone know of a ddl/torrent of the uncracked install so I can try this faster? At this rate I'm going to have to wait until I come home from work tomorrow to test it.


4d37df  No.16218549

>>16218544

The denuvoless .exe works, but crashes on mission two because it needs a game update to work. source: csrinru and plebbit


4b1b37  No.16218552

File: 26d36861d4217f9⋯.jpg (103.66 KB, 815x397, 815:397, Absolute coincidence.jpg)

>>16217121

>>16216750

That's why they leave it to their degenerate fans to create all the sex instead with their doujins. It's win-win.

>>16217242

Matt Walker was going to Resetera? Fucking figures…where HERO-yuki Kobayashi and his chuuni ideals now? Basara is semi-dead, he's off RE after 6, now off of DMC as well? What's next, Shinji Mikami back to Capcom and working on DMC 5?

>>16217772

They finally went full Inuyasha and I loved it. To bad they went with something as gay as "Sin" / Shin Devil Trigger instead of the cooler sounding Majin Devil Trigger for the name. Reminds me of how they localized Shurouga Shin as "Shuroga Sin".

>>16217414

Nero is basically Devilman Samanosuke or an Onimusha sporting anime Devilman's colour if you prefer. It's meh at best, I prefer the DMC4 concept art as well, except for the head…it just seemed off.

>>16217229

The fact that they still use Akio Otsuka in the nip version and he talks similar to how he talked in the anime version just makes it all the more cringy when you hear talk like a grimmy and uneducated hobo nig in the english version, especially with his letter going "Writting hard, haven't written anything in 30 years, UNGA BUNGA". It's this kinda shit that puts me off with the PS4 Capcom games; put a fucking westerner in production and instead of cheesy and corny dialogue with fun characters, having only the edgy teen do things like say "Fuck you" and flipping the bird, while everyone else speaks in one liners or Power Rangers dialogue while explosions and anime happen in the background, now we have everyone act like they are in some drama and they speak like they are wheezing through the dialogue as if sometimes they are holding back their tears and stereotypes instead of the original fun personalities, as seen with Niggerson. Juxtapose this, with how the voice acting is done when they do one liners in battle and it's really jarring.


4f6568  No.16218553

>>16218530

V is like the opposite Dante, his mother is an angel.

>>16218544

I hope it works out then, I can actually wait a few weeks, I'm in no rush.

>>16218549

An updated on the executable or an updated version of the game, because that sounds pretty gay, not that they won't crack that shit fast like all other Denuvo games.


4d37df  No.16218556

>>16218553

An updated version of the game, some fag has the game on steam and it works with a crack because the game had some kind of 6gb day one patch.


4f6568  No.16218557

>>16218556

That's actually really great, won't be hard to source that then.


39b9c3  No.16218562

God this game is comfy


4d37df  No.16218564

>>16218557

As long as the fags doing it are motivated.


4f6568  No.16218576

>>16218564

It's genre is pretty niche so that doesn't bode well, I recall there are games on Denuvo that aren't cracked because there is no desire to crack them.


5fd61b  No.16218587

>>16217776

Dante and Vergil were identical twins so they should look the same. I feel really bad that they made Vergil's face look bad, because he's one of my favorite characters from DMC.

>V is like the opposite Dante, his mother is an angel.

Huh? You mean Eva is a metaphorical angel?


4f6568  No.16218590

>>16218587

I haven't even played the game, I was making that up.


411223  No.16218703

>>16211224

What the fuck is wrong with Vergil's face?


f8f241  No.16218739

>>16218436

DT is Nero's theme.

>>16218523

>Nico nude

Good lord no, I know this is a game about devils but we don't need to get that unholy.


8136f8  No.16218792

File: da53b5ee653c1be⋯.jpg (355.85 KB, 560x560, 1:1, da53b5ee653c1befd7b98a5f58….jpg)

>beat Urizen in the prologue

>unlock DMD without even having to play through Son of Sparda


4159d6  No.16218816


f8f241  No.16218842

>>16218816

>linking to that cancerous cesspit of faggots instead of just posting the link and info here


4d37df  No.16218865

fatgirl upload soon fellow cuhrayzee cunts


bd62a2  No.16218880

>>16218865

Aw yeah.


4159d6  No.16218884

>>16218842

/vg/ is fine with me.


623f9d  No.16218898

>game starts with a 30 minute cinematic opening where you fight a bunch of scrub demons in a narrow hallway

>you have approximately no combos to start with and have to rely on exbuffing, which means just mash triangle for the first 30 minutes of the game

>first boss is an unwinnable cutscene which makes me wonder why they'd let you fight it to begin with

>dante is fucking DEAD

>they reveal that urizen is vergil within two seconds

>I am forced to play through the game as the worst character with a super gimped moveset to start

Why the hell do game devs think this is what people want? DMC 3 starts with you beating the shit out of a ton of demons and before upgrades you have two combos, one of which you can crazy to do some insane damage, you have no air combo unless you put on sword master, but the style button gives you your third option for damage output dependent on your playstyle. Nero just feels like they tell you how to play him and there's nothing deep or meaningful to learn out of him.


f8f241  No.16218904

File: cac6e08d8188c65⋯.jpg (95.61 KB, 801x720, 89:80, smug stocking.jpg)

>>16218898

>unwinnable


623f9d  No.16218910

>>16218904

If you can wait it out and deal with having two shitty, slow combos I guess you're much better than me; you get to gloat for being good with literal trash.


623f9d  No.16218934

>two missions until you can actually start upgrading yourself to not be worthless trash


557faa  No.16219006

>>16218169

>Japanese Phil Phish Kamiya

Are you asshurt that he blocked you on twatter?

>>16218910

>I guess you're much better than me; you get to gloat for being good with literal trash

Nice passive aggressive tone faggot, don't get mad because your bad.


623f9d  No.16219034

>>16219006

>bad

>boss is a big sponge that is constantly shitting attacks at you

I guess I just don't have the time to dick around in the worst prologue to any character action game ever.


8136f8  No.16219056

>>16219034

you know you can reflect the fireballs, right


623f9d  No.16219059

>3 missions in

>still feel like I'm playing a demo


f8f241  No.16219060


4d37df  No.16219061

>5 posts in

>he still takes time between missions to bitch


259a61  No.16219065

Dantes new sword with swordmaster is fucking amazing, Jesus Christ I thought I was falling for balrog but that sword won me over.


623f9d  No.16219152

File: 1e4b546b8c57c9c⋯.mp4 (5.77 MB, 640x360, 16:9, What a nero player means b….mp4)

>>16219061

>mindlessly tapping in combos and things are happening with little effort

>not even on automatic, can't imagine how simple that is

I want nero fags to go and stay go, he's not stylish and he never was.


4d37df  No.16219161

>it's nerofag being autistic again

wew


623f9d  No.16219167

>>16219161

>dislike nero

>called nerofag

actual nerofags this retard.


5fd61b  No.16219235

>>16219152

>I'm mindlessly tapping in combos

There's your problem.


2a3d52  No.16219336

DMC4 special edition > DMC3 > DMC 1 > DMC 2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Donte


86cb31  No.16219366

>>16217121

>No one ever fucks in anything japanese. It's not that important. They leave it to you to interpret what happens

got keep the doujin industry running heh


557faa  No.16219574

>>16219336

Apart from DMC 4 and 3 nobody's going to argue with you there.


312189  No.16219581

File: 5e672b1031855c6⋯.webm (11.63 MB, 800x600, 4:3, v_hosts_a_surprise_QA.webm)

WHAT'S THE CONSENSUS? IS IT GOOD ENOUGH FOR A PIRATE?


53019a  No.16219587

has a better torrent come out that fixes the crash at mission 2 or whatever?


259a61  No.16219644

>>16219581

I'd say so tbh, Nero is pretty solid, and Dante is fun as all kinds of hell, V however is a bit iffy but that might be because I am not too used to him yet considering how differently he plays.


f0b036  No.16219652

>>16219581

I just got to Dante gameplay, so here we go.

>Nero plays almost exactly like he did in 4, sans Buster.

>This is both good and bad. He's fun to use once you get a few combos unlocked and Exceed works like it always did.

>The arms, frankly, are pretty neat, but are more of a bonus to your moveset than anything central. If you get hit while using them, you lose them, but you get a lot of them, and again, they aren't super core to your moveset, so there is that.

>You can taunt in the air! It gives you a little boost, even!

>V is weird to play, but works.

>Essentially, your sword and gun are just walking around the area now. Your dodges are tied to them, but the teleport to you when need be.

>They can be hurt and knocked out briefly, however, so V can lose his dodges if his pets die.

>You need to personally finish off enemies, but this is painless and just a single button press. For max style you want as many enemies ready to die at once, since you get a huge style bonus for chaining it.

>It is really easy to get S and higher with V. I'm hardly much of a DMC player, and I was getting consistent As and Ses on his fights. He also has Devil Trigger, which just summons giganigga Nightmare to fight for you. He can't be controlled without an upgrade, but then again, this means you can use all three summons at once - probably why it's so easy to SSS with him.

>Dante is Dante. You'll need to unlock Stinger and a few combos, but after that, it's practically like 4 again.

>The plot is… eh. The game runs smooth enough I noticed no drops.

I'm sure there's some cool combo autist stuff that changed in it from 4 but really, aside from V, it's not all that different.


f0b036  No.16219706

Also the preorder EX color for Dante is literally Donte's outfit.

Cheeky.


557faa  No.16219725

File: e98f1b2b42c8c7c⋯.png (434.37 KB, 472x917, 472:917, Same pose too.png)

>>16219706

Dante had a Donte palette swap outfit in DMC4SE.


f0b036  No.16219735

>>16219725

Ha!

Honestly, though, the outfit I really want is 2's. Only good part of that game.


737587  No.16219775

File: f630b344c8f3d34⋯.jpg (38.34 KB, 640x481, 640:481, sip.jpg)

>V's ability is to summon minions

So they just took Demi-Fiend skill and shoved it onto OC?

At this point i really want to make my own dmc with blackjack and Harkness-aprroved hellhound hookers bad kind of autism. But alas with bad combat close to Musou.


0ce462  No.16219791

>>16219775

Dante, Nero, V will make appearance in newest SMT gacha mobile game


5ecb29  No.16219797

File: 86cf9ab2fe20add⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.17 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Double Kalina Ann.webm)


f0b036  No.16219804

>>16219775

Read: His melee and his gun operate semi-independantly from him. I'd hardly call two minions and a bonus third to be a summon-centric character.


39b9c3  No.16219821

>>16218792

Liar.

You can't even damage him in the prologue.


f0b036  No.16219831

>>16219821

Well, you can damage his… weird crystal spinny thing?


557faa  No.16219840

>>16219797

Holy shit that's fucking awesome, also is he fighting V?

Gee Dante! How come Itsuno lets you wield two Kalina Anns?


5ecb29  No.16219842

>>16219821

Yes and you get the message "And they Live Happily Ever After"


60b9e2  No.16220017

File: 88d3a75cce6eb35⋯.png (968.73 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, I Seriously Hope You Guys ….png)


39b9c3  No.16220054

File: 5a74ba0e4242f47⋯.png (334.37 KB, 492x552, 41:46, euuugh.png)

I'm sorry but what?

>Trish

>Ever having a nice face


39b9c3  No.16220060

>>16220017

It reminds me of one of those CGI resident evil movies.


5407dd  No.16220147

File: b8fe6449345b8f4⋯.jpg (213.77 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190308092328_1.jpg)

Did you have fun, because I did.


39b9c3  No.16220544

File: 7549ff9d86715d6⋯.gif (1.37 MB, 500x282, 250:141, za-warudo-gif-6.gif)

Ragtime! GRIND TO A HALT!


8f4844  No.16221045

I have beaten the game and can thus unhide this thread.

Was really good but where the fuck was Lucia


259a61  No.16221402

>>16219842

Can confirm, after I beat the game the first time I decided to test this by using a almost fully upgraded Nero against him, I destroyed him and ended the game with a happy ending.


dea63b  No.16221433

>>16221045

Apparently she was in the Novel "Before the Nightmare" the story that was published before the events of DMC5. If we're lucky we might get her in the Special Edition


94807e  No.16221926

File: 139509fa671788c⋯.jpg (308.67 KB, 868x982, 434:491, I bought the PS4 because I….jpg)

Really makes me think.

>>16218910

>>16219034

Git gud, faggot.


4d464d  No.16221933

File: 2359ee37d57f533⋯.jpg (24.28 KB, 474x736, 237:368, 09e978c278d09ed93ffa4415fe….jpg)

>>16221926

Is that real.


94807e  No.16221965

File: 18a59008e09dff4⋯.jpg (91.42 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, SOY safestation.jpg)

>>16221933

Yes. Sonyggers are complaining about it, but there's zero censorship on the Xbone, and people on halfchan are saying PC is also uncensored.

First they came for anime games, and you said nothing…


4d37df  No.16221988

File: ffd398c3d1eeaa2⋯.jpg (3.61 MB, 3600x2400, 3:2, thumbs up.jpg)

>>16221926

>no games

>no aSSS

>no tiddies

No reason to buy.


94807e  No.16221990

File: 00d96ef742ff5f4⋯.jpg (77.82 KB, 583x580, 583:580, 1541177685721.jpg)

>>16219152

The best trick you can do with Nero is using exceed in most atacks, he is indeed designed to be more begginer friendly.

Also, aren't you the same guy complaining that the first boss was unbeatable? You seriously don't have skill enough to complain about this, you probably is one of those fags who drop the spagueti when trying to style switch mid combo with Dante.


3335e2  No.16222098

>>16218816

>>16218842

>>16218884

dumb board warring aside, there's no reason to link to another board when you could just post the information here

>>16218898

>I am forced to play through the game as the worst character with a super gimped moveset to start

Funny thing is that this was the major complaint of DMC4, I'm surprised how any are all of the sudden okay with it here.

Maybe it's just the honeymoon period.

>>16221926

I thought this was debunked? I saw a screencap with the glare for Xbone, maybe that was mistaken.


94807e  No.16222359

>>16222346

Please don't spam your shit in my dear DMC thread.


94807e  No.16222592

File: f83472eabab25ae⋯.png (726.5 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16222098

>I thought this was debunked? I saw a screencap with the glare for Xbone, maybe that was mistaken

There were two nude scenes in the game: One with Lady, and one with Trish.

>Lady

This one was never uncensored. The camera is down below and pointing right at her vag, even on the leaks there were lens flare blocking it.

>Trish

This one is uncensored on PC and Xbox, but it is not on the PS4. It was on the PS4 until before launch, but the day one patch censored her ass in the PS4 systems. Since it was censored post launch ONLY on the Ps4, it's pretty obvious it was a requirement from the console company.


8136f8  No.16223185

File: a208136ef2e5e6b⋯.png (3 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, oh baby.png)

>>16222592

PC always wins


5407dd  No.16223445

>>16223185

Lady scene was censored on PC but Trish's scene wasn't .


6661a0  No.16223451

>>16223445

Could be modded even if it was.


5407dd  No.16223467

File: 80cdad68fd25ad2⋯.png (2.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 601150_20190309070919_1.png)

File: 26f6f8813214a25⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 601150_20190309070753_1.png)

>>16223451

could be


8136f8  No.16223505

>>16223445

I think you have to disable lens flares in some of the settings for that to happen


60b9e2  No.16223777

File: f146476c46af11e⋯.jpg (96.53 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, nico.jpg)

>>16221926

According to the topic regarding this, it's a patch. Version 1.0 is uncensored so apparently everyone's getting fucked by this but PC players seem to have a way around it (besides mods).

Anyway, I've had a shitload of reservations about this game since its announcement so I watched it on jewtube. Seems like a solid game but falls flat on everything else. Enemies are mostly duller versions of past enemies while the new ones seem like they're from a post-RE4 RE game, the bosses aren't particularly exciting either except for Artemis and Cavaliere, I really like those designs. Likewise, the environments kinda suck too though I can't particularly fault this game for it, it was the same with 2 and 4, there's just nothing interesting to see - it's all sewers, non-descript ruins with pulsating roots and generic fleshy DMC underworld. V and Nero just reinforced my initial impression that the game would have been better with just Dante, his weapons all seem pretty fun and I'm warming up to the hobo boomer look. On the note of warming up, she's still repugnant but Nico was surprisingly not the worst character, doesn't appear much and even has a few amusing lines - the worst is definitely the bird, whoever was in charge just told the VA to do the parrot from Aladdin but didn't give him any good lines. The story has a few strong moments but I don't like the premise of Vergil being super ass blasted because that's really all it boils down to, I wish anons were right and Mundus came back. On the note of spoilers, this game went through the same thing as Catherine Full Body - everyone was right. There we had "Rin is a trap.", "Rin is a angel." "Rin is a alien." and it's all three. Here it's "V is Vergil." "Urizen is Vergil."

I'll wait for the inevitable expansion.


557faa  No.16223778

>>16221433

>If we're lucky we might get her in the Special Edition

I hope they add Lady, Trish, Vergil and Lucia as playable characters later on through DLC or a special edition at the very least.

>>16221926

Soyny strikes again.

>>16223185

No reason why they had to censor that, you can't even see her pussy anyway.


062bda  No.16224031

File: 1b6fbca80731034⋯.gif (917.03 KB, 500x281, 500:281, samuelbecomesanamerican.gif)

>>16223777

>Jackpot trips

Sweet!


623f9d  No.16225044

>>16221990

>complaining that the first boss was unbeatable

he's designed to not be killed unless you're autistic enough to deal with waiting a very long time to get all of his healthpoints down, beyond that I've been Sranking missions without doing anything; I'm sorry for wanting my devil may cry to be good and have dante as the main character; nero could honestly have gotten his own game and if it wasn't called devil may cry AND I still got 5 where I can play as old man dante I wouldn't be mad, but the fact that everyone likes this cheese dick character that is worse to play than DMC2 dante riles me up.

>>16222098

That's what I'm chalking it up to, I know I'm right.

>>16223778

>>16223467

>>16223185

>>16222592

>>16221926

>all this kneejerking to DMC getting censored

DMC has always been able to maintain what could be accepted as kid friendly, DMC 4 started the shit where nero starts to swear, and then DmC decided to take that to the extreme.

I can tell you're all brand new to the series because in 3 they had a fucking sucubus boss who had big dang titties flopping around that were barely covered up by her hair; if that was released today I'm sure everyone would shout about how not being able to see cgi nipples is some kind of travesty. You bunch sound like a bunch of horny teens getting up in arms over dumb bullshit instead of the dumb bullshit that actually matters, like the first two characters you play as are a slower nelo angelo without summoned swords and a walking enemy encounter.

I can think of nothing better to describe this than the small group of close friends playing fun games letting people into that group slowly until the originals are the minority and the game is changed to suit those who it was never meant for.


4d464d  No.16225084

File: 8af4286203f7706⋯.png (57.17 KB, 561x378, 187:126, nero take the L.png)

>>16225044

I can't hear you over the sound of my post-game Nero revving his sword in the background and having a blast.

>Nero

>worse than DMC2 dante

Have you ever once thought that maybe, just maybe, you're the one with shitty opinions?

>all that stupid tantrum

Guess that settles it doesn't it?

Nigger the point was that it was censored, there are versions of the game that aren't censored. That's it, people have every right to be outraged over censorship, if the lens were in every game probably no one would complain, though the connection to them being forced by Sony could still be made.

No one complained about not seeing Bael's antena nipples in 4, because that wasn't censorship, that was a design decision. This on the other hand is censorship.

You're trying way too fucking hard.


5407dd  No.16225122

new thread when?


0098fa  No.16225132

>>16225122

post 700 or Page 13 is the rule.


623f9d  No.16225134

>>16225084

>post-game

you mean devil hunter after you sailed through human?

>nero has no depth to any of his combos or actions

>his circle actions provide any extra depth and even then not really

>Dante in 2 has actual combo maneuvers and actual air options, but tends to stay on the ground since that's where he primarily does his damage

>Dante gets 5 guns and the same sword 3 times and is still more fun to play than a guy with one shitty gimmick weapon that feels like an unfinished dante moveset

I guess it's me then

>tantrum

>I know, I'll insult him directly, this will make him feel like the child and he won't think that my need to see nudity and have profanity in my vidya makes me look like the baby boy

go jerk off to some CG porn, man, the thing you're complaining about isn't even that big of a deal; have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, the jewish programing is making your infantile mind stir into a frenzy at being denied pornographic content? Have you considered once that these decisions to remove needless nudity are actually beneficial to our civilization moving forward? Degeneracy is degeneracy, and it's so spread and vile that it turns gentlemen into lusty hounds. Don't let the jews get you, man, it's only a video game.


8136f8  No.16225146

>>16225044

>beyond that I've been Sranking missions without doing anything

S-ranking in DMC has never been outrageously difficult outside of 1 since it ultimately comes down to not continuing on death and just killing things quickly. Especially when playing on Normal/Devil Hunter and having series experience under your belt it's a breeze, as opposed to something like in Platinum games where if you take a single pixel of chip damage or miss some obscure enemy encounter that requires backtracking it's goodbye Exodia for your true platinum rank

>>16225134

>go jerk off to some CG porn, man, the thing you're complaining about isn't even that big of a deal; have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, the jewish programing is making your infantile mind stir into a frenzy at being denied pornographic content? Have you considered once that these decisions to remove needless nudity are actually beneficial to our civilization moving forward? Degeneracy is degeneracy, and it's so spread and vile that it turns gentlemen into lusty hounds. Don't let the jews get you, man, it's only a video game.

Stop trying to false flag as /pol/ to stick the foot in the door for leftists to enter, it's fucking embarrassing to watch.


623f9d  No.16225187

>>16225146

>DMC games have never been difficult to Srank

you are required to try to S-rank, I am not on the other hand.

>slippery slope

a fallacy is not always wrong, but in this case I can't see one thing you lose from not being able to see ass cheeks on screen. Did you think you were playing game of thrones or something?


4d464d  No.16225232

>>16225134

You're a real shut in aren't you?


a476fb  No.16225244

File: 3fc0548b88ae248⋯.png (174.33 KB, 258x294, 43:49, Dante- Dude, Nice.png)

>>16217777

checked


623f9d  No.16225287

>>16225232

Where do you think you are?


4d464d  No.16225390

>>16225287

Don't you know that's jewish programing so that whites don't procreate?


288818  No.16225422

>>16225390

Then why is it such a widespread issue in Japan specifically? A side effect?

>inb4 japs are white


4d464d  No.16225436

>>16225422

But they are.

honorary white


7b25d5  No.16225710

>>16223777

I'd say Nero is slightly improved, but I'd prefer if they went a route where his arm got the various powers that you could switch between. The way they work means that you have a harder time relying on them as a core to your move set especially since I don't see a way to switch without destroying the arm. Yeah, he would still be worse than Dante, but as of now they are just a compliment to the abilities Nero has instead of a real thing.

The designs are absolute ass. Nico's character warmed up on me, but I will never like her design.


6661a0  No.16225725

File: b4bbf7569b4738a⋯.png (639.97 KB, 878x1580, 439:790, Naoki_Kashima_render.png)

Mod to replace V when?


623f9d  No.16226197

Anyone else feel like DMC 5 has some shitty case of DMC2 pacing?


0a79f2  No.16226347

>Get up to second fight with urizen

>Quit

>Come back a couple hours later

>No saved game found

This is the second time this has happened, I fell for this trick with DMC3 as well. I thought I was safe because of all the times IT FUCKING SAID IT WAS SAVING

I guess I may as well just go for the "kill urizen in the prologue" then, because I can't be assed playing through another five hours of nero.

The game isn't great. Just barely worth the 40GB it cost me.


623f9d  No.16226369

>urizen

>"that's a dumb fucking name"

>it's clearly vergil

>he says, "I have no name"

>V gives dante the job in the next cutscene

>"He's your "reason"

>your reason for fighting

>ur-rizen

Vergil confirmed a memelord faggot.

I chuckled to be honest.

>>16226347

>beat urizen at the prologue

why, it just unlocks more not-dante


062bda  No.16226436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kpvPFqMEiM

Any anons that beat the game wanna enlighten me as to why Vergil is in Nico's van?


5407dd  No.16226652

>>16226436

no reason just there for fanservice


623f9d  No.16226666

>play two missions of dante

>they are long as shit

>all the weapons I have are already tons of fun to dick around with

>royal guard feels like it did in 3, better than 4

>trickster dash is now infinite for maximum maneuverability

>E&I feel good but gunslinger turns them into two different guns, making for some strange combat variations

>Coyotte-a is a big dang powerhouse still

>get lady-launcher and it is a better pandora that doesn't drop-dead your combo completely if you forget which gun you have on

>beating the shit out of urizen and a cutscene takes the wheel despite me being at full health

>kill the shit out of Caveliere Angelo

>in two missions dante continues to progressively get better and immediately has an extra weapon to fight with

whosoever asked the question why dante doesn't take old weapons back to newer missions, this is the reason; The only downside is that going from nero to V was a gear down, and then dante grabbed the gearshift and cranked it all the way up, grabbed the wheel and spun the car out at mach 10 just so he could get the most style points; that is extremely tiresome to say the least. Royal releasing feels so much fucking fun, the timing for just-guard/release feels a bit more loose, but I'm sure that's because I'm used to the turbo and hyper precision required to play RG in 3. Dante in 5 functions how he would in 4 if they used 3 dante still and it continues to release dopamine into my brain.


5d7271  No.16226709

File: c4d3a850a71fd07⋯.mp4 (399.35 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Can_toss.mp4)

I liked the plot, 3's plot wasn't anything deep and the story in 1,2,4 were about as shallow, but cheeky, with consistency to the lore, despite how silly it is.

I liked 5 though, it put a massive smile on my face when Nero shows up, bitch slaps Dante, so much so that Vergil straight up says "Yo, if I beat me kid up, I beat you by default, deal?, and Dante doesn't even give a shit anymore it gets even cheekier when Nero's Devil Trigger is a literal FUCK YOOOOOU I thought it was also nice to see Vergil warm up in the cutscenes proceeding it, and stop being a huge sperg, I think he's starting to realize that he sired something stronger than both Him and Dante that his asspain doesn't matter anymore, I would like to see him be a straight man, and awkward dad in future games

Combat is great though, game looks great, runs great, everything about it is great, I would even wager that it's better than 4 by long shot, feels like a whole game, and it feels slightly better than 3 I hope we get a Vergil DLC, or something, cuz I'd like to play him


623f9d  No.16226715

>>16226709

>nero is stronger than dante

I've never actually understood this, this is cutscene only, it's never actually show outright besides the fact that the writers have a weird love for a generally weaker character.


5d7271  No.16226749

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>>16226715

I have this weird Theory that it's humanity mixed with Demon blood, Donte and Voigal are hapas, Nero is a 1/3rd, Dante's humanity is what makes him strong, so, using japanese logic The more Humanity you have, mixed with demon's blood, the stronger you are and honestly, it was really the only way to make Vergil stop being a power obsessed faggot, coupled with the fact that his human side had enough time to boil outside of Demon Vergil's bullshit to absorb the information appropriately, So this way, The Ego driven powerseeking is satisfied by the fact that BIGGER DICK vergil made something powerful, and can now calm the fuck down

Though, My only issue with this is this is the second time that Vergil killed a shit ton of people indirectly, the fact that nobody is pointing that out is kinda funny, in a bleak sort of way, first time being the tower in 3, and now in this game with the tree


623f9d  No.16226765

>>16226749

vergil has never cared about human life, he just wanted power so he could outdo his brother and surpass the legend of his father.

>the more humanity you have mixed with your demon blood makes you a bigger badass

yeah but nero is hardly able to keep up with dante and the only reason he beats vergil is because it's heavily implied that at that point vergil is not giving it as much as he did at every crossroads in DMC3, that and he was dealing with the fact that he didn't keep himself strong like dante and just chose to go straight to mundas, got his shit slapped, became a demon pawn, got his shit slapped by dante a bit more, went back to hell and continued to get fucked


85f5fe  No.16227010

>>16213971

Seriously anyone with a brain knew this game was going to be DmC2 trash the second this mutt was shown


60b9e2  No.16227121

File: 4f9965e312a9208⋯.jpg (657.01 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, vergil.jpg)

>>16226749

>that last line

Well, Dante does kinda go "Goddamit, not again." But yeah, that's my beef with the plot, it basically boils down to Vergil being a bitch ass nigger. Also, Boomer hobo has its charm unlike fat cosplayer - Dante wins again.


557faa  No.16228347

>>16225044

>trying to justify soyny's censorship

TOP CUCK


12a4db  No.16228795

File: aceaaf2b5e9a029⋯.jpg (93.54 KB, 475x644, 475:644, IMG_20190310_235131.jpg)

>>16211247

>I only played DmC




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