070cde No.16038468
What's the lowest resolution sprite you've jacked off to?
I would assume animated ones would have an advantage.
8237b4 No.16038484
>>16038468
AoE II sprites. I remember a long time ago on cuckchan some anon made lewd .gifs from screencaps from the game. Like a village getting pillaged.
0edcbe No.16038494
>>16038468
Ms. Pacman wears nothing but a bow, heels, and makeup to give her those dick-sucking lips. Just saying.
bf7c7c No.16038521
Wouldn't be much of a thread without mentioning this.
75cb31 No.16038527
Somersaulting Samus in the original Metroid.
81e856 No.16038543
How devoid of jackoff material do you need to be to fap to a sprite?
7ba351 No.16038552
>>16038543
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
69aeb6 No.16038557
>>16038534
It sure does, anon. It sure fucking does.
5eb92e No.16038560
>>16038543
Welcome to the clown world that was made after hitler lost to the jews.
69aeb6 No.16038563
>>16038543
>he doesn't know about the anon that slapped the snake to a Chrischan video after falling for the nofap meme
d56f57 No.16038572
>>16038563
Wasn't he underage or something? I remember reading a greentext where he fucked a couch to the though of Chris, then became suicidally disgusted with himself
24b883 No.16038575
>>16038563
no fap truly is a gay ruse
b82862 No.16038589
>>16038563
>>16038575
educate yourselves on brain chemistry, nofap IS gay but its not completely a ruse, cumming produces a bunch of prolactin, which blocks dopamine receptors, essentially keeping you from getting as excited about anything for about a week after every time you cum
5eb92e No.16038592
>>16038575
Who could have possibly guessed that a retarded fad bankrolled by the usual suspects was actually a plot to turn men into faggots?
564a1c No.16038615
>>16038543
Were you born after '98? Back when I first started fapping, we had no readily available internet porn so shit like >>16038528 was what you had to make due with.
a8ab2e No.16038620
>>16038543
sometime a nigga need to throw a beat and there aint no hoes around feel me?
75cb31 No.16038625
>>16038555
You know her insides are basically wood right.
b0a8d5 No.16038627
>>16038589
What happens if one's body DOESN'T produce prolactin after fapping for whatever reason?
b3fd68 No.16038631
>>16038620
where you live where ain't no dollar shake joint around the corner?
24b883 No.16038647
>>16038589
You release 4 times more prolactin during actual sex than during fapping.
Most of no fap faggots are just retards that can't come to terms with growing up and being responsible with their time. Your not a teen anymore you can't fap all night sleep for 3 hours and expect to be energetic anymore. Surprisingly spending hours upon hours daily browsing porn will have a negative impact on your life.
dc2fdf No.16038666
>>16038647
Wasn't there some study stating the ejaculating 21 times per month helps one health?
0502a6 No.16038669
e0a95d No.16038671
>>16038575
what about the onion pill
b0a8d5 No.16038673
>>16038666
Probably helps with prostate health, but what about other forms of health? Is it somewhat of a tradeoff?
ca1bf1 No.16038677
>>16038666
Don't trick with the dicks of men of this here chan, satan.
69aeb6 No.16038682
>>16038673
I'd rather be a sad lad than have prostate cancer.
429bc3 No.16038683
>>16038666
I'm going to give you a tip on studies, Satan. They usually only amount to a curiosity when they aren't further investigated and proved to be accurate through replication. That's why there's 100 fucking studies a year that tell people that drinking will make them live longer while paradoxically having another study come out later that finds it'll give you gut cancer.
7ba351 No.16038694
>>16038683
>100 studies a year saying the same thing
>this isn't accurate and reproducible data
c23174 No.16038700
thankfully, i didnt grow up to be a furfag.
429bc3 No.16038702
>>16038694
The studies always flip-flop between it being good or bad for you. I wouldn't call it reproducible if you get varying results.
eed828 No.16038736
Surely no more than 32 pixels.
b42816 No.16038751
>>16038647
>Your not a teen anymore you can't fap all night sleep for 3 hours and expect to be energetic anymore.
t. lardass. I do that regularly and have no problems. I don't even drink caffeinated beverages.
ef00b3 No.16038764
>>16038702
most healt studies are population statistics studies, and they're basically garbage, because they're based on asking people about their living habits (and people always lie), and it's impossible to factor parameters correctly (fat chain smokers are compared to fit health nazis and so on)
8d0572 No.16038828
>>16038468
Probably these.
305176 No.16038838
>>16038557
Thanks asshole.
f5bd75 No.16038853
>>16038625
She probably feels more like the inside of an aloe vera leaf.
>>16038729
Fairies need more love. The smaller ones especially.
>>16038828
>Pedoi-tan
Very naisu.
85d017 No.16038858
>>16038789
the female fighter trainer too.
72e3a4 No.16038868
>>16038789
>not the gsc beauties
4fef59 No.16038911
Castlevania AoS if I remember correctly. One of the souls let you transform you into this thing and that was apparently enough to stir my budding adolescent sex drive. Also the witch had some tits that would actually bounce. Ah puberty.
97d638 No.16038918
>>16038789
a friend of mine would edit gen 3 girl sprites on mspaint to make them naked and send them to me good times man
f5bd75 No.16038919
>>16038911
Did you get a tf/genderswap fetish too?
4fef59 No.16038927
>>16038919
Surprisingly no.
f5bd75 No.16038944
>>16038927
You lucked out. There's a lot of poor quality stuff to wade through.
ba7b48 No.16038952
>>16038647
Most of those people probably have OCD or a similar mental illness, keep stressing themselves all the time until their bodies are tired from all the adrenaline and don't know about it so they try to explain it by too much fapping.
0e7c0d No.16038967
>>16038853
But what would the inside of an aloe vera leaf feel like?
f5bd75 No.16038980
>>16038967
No clue; I just remember an old post saying that warming up an aloe vera leaf big enough to put your dick in was supposed to feel good.
223d4b No.16039002
>>16038968
I beat this game and didn't even realize it was a female.
8d0572 No.16039006
>>16038967
>But what would the inside of an aloe vera leaf feel like?
It's mucilage. It's basically all natural KY jelly.
>>16038968
anon pls
aa8e04 No.16039007
>>16038980
I kind of want to try it now but I have adverse feelings against using such a thing
dd53c4 No.16039009
>>16038468
>Jerking off to low-rez
>>16038669
heh.
ff055a No.16039015
>>16038468
Pic related.
>>16038968
>indie pixelshit
Now that's what I call desperate. I don't even know whether it's head is like the middle part or if its a guy/gal with long black hair or neither.
ff055a No.16039019
>>16039008
Good to know I'm not the only one.
f5bd75 No.16039027
>>16039007
It's just aloe vera, so it should be safe. Just make sure it isn't too hot before you try it.
8d0572 No.16039035
Not super low rez but this girl gave me a bad case of jungle fever back in the day.
8d0572 No.16039041
>>16039007
Just make sure it's either Aloe vera or "Texas" aloe. Don't be sticking your dick inside any exotic aloes.
8d0572 No.16039073
>>16039045
What's wrong anon?
f5bd75 No.16039085
>>16039073
I prefer my Friends more Kemono.
84618f No.16039093
Darkstalkers lilith, her win portrait to be more exact, somehow her armpits and flat chest made my dick harder than anything else in the game, and no i wasn't a lolicon back in 1997. not yet at least, i was 10
8d0572 No.16039097
>>16039093
Can a 10 year old even be a lolicon?
f5bd75 No.16039108
>>16039097
Didn't stop me.
84618f No.16039114
>>16039097
Probably, he can be into stuff like toddlercon and fucking pregnant mothers to get at the fetus' vagina. don't look this up
f5bd75 No.16039120
>>16039114
Matryoska pregnancy is silly.
3e80c7 No.16039136
>>16039093
Darkstalkers 3 was the shit
4fef59 No.16039139
>>16039120
==FYODOR CUM IN FETUS VAGANYA WE MUST BOLSTER OUR NUMBERS FOR THE CAPITALIST OVERTHROW COMRADE
157b27 No.16039147
>>16038589
Get educated yourself. Your low T is more likely a dietary issue.
b42816 No.16039150
>>16039120
It's hot though.
751d0b No.16039152
>>16039097
This is the thing, when I was a kid I just got physically attracted to girls my age and slightly younger… then I grew up and I still liked them my age… and younger, and so on and so forth, basically I grew up but a part of my brain was still wired so I would fap to certain aspects of girls "my age from certain age."
dd53c4 No.16039153
>>16039114
>Not have in utero sonic porn saved to your computer
It's almost like you want the communists to win.
103699 No.16039264
68887f No.16039291
>>16038918
Joe how the fuck did you end up on 8chan too
24b80b No.16039309
>>16039097
Obviously yes; it would just be fairly common and expected. In fact, despite its prevalence in media, children being attracted to adults (hot for teacher or whatever) is NOT NORMAL. It's also not healthy for them because they can't possibly do anything about it.
Anyway, for me it was probably any one of the child characters in the Sims 1, back in '00 or thereabouts. I'd use that old cheat to move the shower while they were in it and watch them pantomime washing themselves nude. No idea what resolution that is.
103699 No.16039312
>>16039309
>children being attracted to adults (hot for teacher or whatever) is NOT NORMAL
seems pretty normal to me. A lot of people admit to being attracted to teachers or older cousins in their youth.
dd53c4 No.16039314
>>16039240
Don't lewd the Rosella. Unless it's troll Rosella because she's kind of cute.
b42816 No.16039318
>>16039309
It's pretty normal for young girls to be attracted to older men. It's definitely not normal for males of any age to be attracted to women older than them though.
751d0b No.16039325
>>16039312
Among kids it may be more "socially" acceptable to admit you have a crush on an adult than another kid (ew, cooties!)
103699 No.16039332
>>16039325
Okay, but kids don't admit, people admit in hindsight.
227469 No.16039343
>>16039318
>implying you didn't pop a boner for the hot big tiddied student teacher
I had one in freshman English that had, at the least, F cups.
24b80b No.16039360
>>16039312
Children do what they are told to do. If they see in the media that this sort of thing is expected of them, they'll copy it. They might even begin to believe it. But most of the time it's going to be a romantic "crush" and not any sort of sexual attraction. Thing is, most parents would be okay with this because they would recognize it as a meaningless "puppy-love" crush that's not going to go anywhere because more than likely the adult they're crushing on isn't a pedophile and doesn't even know the kid likes them. But if a kid gets with another kid, parents lose their shit because they assume they're probably sexually experimenting or something.
>>16039343
If you were in high school you were probably 14, so not remotely a kid anymore. In fact, unless you were a late bloomer, you were probably already completely developed and biologically an adult. So it's not weird anymore. It WOULD be weird if you were like 9 and popping boners for adult women.
e7c2f5 No.16039374
Makes me rock hard every time.
b42816 No.16039377
>>16039343
It's pretty weird to be attracted to any woman older than her early twenties unless she is your wife. Even then men are normally attracted to younger women or, if they themselves are still young, women their age. Unfortunately normal is now uncommon in this deeply diseased age.
103699 No.16039378
>>16039360
Fucking lord m8. If it's popular in the media, then ask yourself why is it? Maybe cause it's a common and relatable thing. And I don't know of any parents who would think that a kid having a boy or girlfriend is having sex.
0d8d76 No.16039387
Any anon have the backpack cuck story? That was a really good one.
20d714 No.16039402
Alright, you ask for this! And I didn't have the BBC Micro release (pic), but fuck it, they all look the same anyway.
d81470 No.16039430
>>16039419
Somethings wrong with my dosage
db53a0 No.16039440
>>16039430
You're a big guy.
24b80b No.16039470
>>16039378
>I don't know of any parents who would think that a kid having a boy or girlfriend is having sex
You must know some pretty stupid fucking parents, then. Kids nowadays find out what sex is in the first grade. Porn is everywhere and every kid has a phone with internet access. Even back when I was in middle school (inb4 "get off'a my lawn!") every kid was sexually experimenting by the age of 12. And all we had was fucking Playboy magazines.
103699 No.16039508
>>16039470
>Kids nowadays find out what sex is in the first grade.
>six year olds
>knowing about sex and looking up porn
Yeah, nah, I'm gonna have to disagree.
d81470 No.16039513
>>16039508
and im gonna have to tell you that you're wrong
103699 No.16039528
>>16039513
That kid is not a goddamn first grader.
2f4bbd No.16039529
>>16038468
Light Law Medium.
d81470 No.16039541
>>16039528
also if kids find out what sex is when they are a first grader it means that kids slightly older know about it too you faggot
103699 No.16039554
>>16039534
Prove he's a first grader, he sounds at least ten.
>>16039539
wat
>>16039541
Yes, that's true. I don't see how it's relevant at all.
0e7c0d No.16039561
>>16039006
>KY jelly
But what would sticking your dick in that feel like?
24b80b No.16039567
>>16039499
15 is age-of-consent in a large number of countries. Just ask them "would I still be a sick fuck if I'd been born in Spain?" and watch them stumble all over themselves.
>>16039528
Moving the goalposts isn't going to change reality. Maybe 6 is an exaggeration. Maybe 8 or 9 is more realistic. The point is, kids know about sex for years before they even start puberty, and as soon as they find out they're going to start sticking their hands down each other's pants.
5544c9 No.16039572
I'm pretty sure I jerked it to Sonya, Dark Queen Battletoads and B Orchid.
103699 No.16039574
>>16039567
>moving the goalposts
Oh shut up. 4 years is a long time in child development both physically, mentally, and socially. No one was ever debating that kids know about sex before puberty.
c3a9bc No.16039584
>fags pretending to be pedos to derail the thread.
Just report them, and stop replying.
9a5873 No.16039585
When i was 15 or 16 i jerked off a lot to the wolf models in FF12
d81470 No.16039589
>>16039554
if kids right after the first grade know about sex then that most likely means that they have known about it before or has recently discovered it, thus kids do infact know about porn and sex not only because of their american judeo schooling but more than likely because of their friends, family or they just happen to be pozzed
2f4bbd No.16039594
103699 No.16039602
>>16039589
>right after first grade
I doubt he's a second grader either. My guess is around 4th or 5th grade. And sex ed in most american schools doesn't occur until 6th or 7th grade AFAIK.
5544c9 No.16039607
2f4bbd No.16039625
>>16039607
>Encouraging faggots to post screencaps without archives.
>Doesn't archive everything
103699 No.16039638
>>16039612
Or maybe they laugh at it cause they're kids, and saying penis is really funny, and even funnier when the person saying it is trying to be very mature and serious about it. And by sex ed, they're probably at least twelve, at which point if they don't know that penis+vagina=baby they're very sheltered.
>were status symbols and many macho kids were getting laid so much they would literally starve themselves just so they can afford condoms.
Cause I'm sure no kid would go buy condoms to look cool, especially if they're already an established status symbol. Also if kids are experimenting with sex at that age, who among them are really gonna be making sure they've got protection?
cc3df7 No.16039654
its a free country, children are allowed to google search and watch what they want! what are you? a communist?
>>>/b/8604708
d81470 No.16039656
>>16039602
>I doubt he's a second grader either.
you're right, he has gotten older
2f4bbd No.16039664
>>16039654
I'm a strong believer that kids should not use the internet without supervision.
103699 No.16039676
>>16039656
I was talking about the roblox kid, not the faggot kid.
>>16039666 (checked, satan)
>no teenager would buy excess condoms to look cool
>but they would buy condoms if they really needed them
I'm not convinced. Also where the fuck do you live that people are too poor for a box of condoms?
89e384 No.16039689
>>16038615
>we had no readily available internet porn
What, you never browsed abandonware sites back then? They had all sorts of DOS eroge. I remember discovering these games when I was like 10 years old.
https://tss.asenheim.org/
103699 No.16039691
>>16039685
How many were people buying? Did they have wallets stuffed with a whole box?
72e3a4 No.16039711
615fe2 No.16039717
>>16039666
Resenting what you couldn't achieve is just as pathetic as the men who can't tell a good woman from a bad one. It's not like removing the sour grape excuses would have gotten you laid anyway.
c18f2f No.16039724
>>16038968
Did you master that duck?
103699 No.16039750
>>16039720
>Regardless, if you buy one with no intention of using it, what are you gonna do? Flaunt it to your mates? No, it doesn't work like that.
As opposed to what? Flaunting your used ones in front of your mates? How did people flaunt it to you?
>Most people don't lie about that shit because making shit up to thus degree of having to maintain a facade feels hollow. Only legit narcissists and sociopaths feel good about that because they cognitively can't tell the difference between actually winning and feeling like they've won. So people generally stop doing that "I have a hot porn star girlfriend but she lives in Canada" shtick after they're 10.
You're talking about people that are supposedly bragging about how many condoms they buy, and by proxy how much sex they have as a status symbol. It's really not out of their reach to be as low and pathetic as to buy things and not use them to look cool.
c18f2f No.16039751
>>16039430
>>16039440
>>16039419
>Digging around in unsorted folders recently.
>Stumbled across pic related.
>Had a nice laugh.
>Then the save date catches my eye.
>4/11/09
>Almost a decade.
>The dose has been an ongoing joke for at least that long, likely longer.
Truly, some memes are eternal.
1c5141 No.16039754
>>16039007
>>16039027
>>16038967
It’s a phytoestrogen, you stupid fucking degenerates. Topical application will shrink your dick.
b42816 No.16039781
>>16039754
How could you tell? If their dick fits in an aloe leave it's already pretty small.
615fe2 No.16039810
>>16039740
You can use it as shorthand for rationalization, Einstein. Nice job barely understanding Nietzsche as well, he wasn't talking to resentful losers who constitute the weak castes and whose only recourse is suicidal violence.
d81470 No.16039970
>>16039956
>kissing the asses of those who consider me subhuman
whats wrong with you? too much melanin?
615fe2 No.16040052
>>16039740
Then you will truly lose for thinking you have failed to play a game that you might not be suited for, and certainly isn't the only one that men can pursue. The common modern materialistic set of standards doesn't fully sate the superior man, and when ignoring siren calls there is no cause for resentment, but rather relief that your faults prevented you from falling into the bottomless pit with them. Of course, nurturing your hatred to keep you warm and focusing on the lives of your 'betters' is a seductive preoccupation for many a slave.
89e384 No.16040138
>>16040121
3DPD is degenerate.
Get a waifu.
24b80b No.16040145
>>16040121
>Implying he's never jacked off because he got a wife before every doing so
Nice to know some families are still practicing their custom of marrying off their sons at the age of eight.
566879 No.16040168
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>>16040128
Reported for reporting.
615fe2 No.16040175
>>16040125
>if I can't fuck random sluts and keep a steady network of FWBs like so many other men, it's even less likely I'll be able to find a loving wife
Diametrically opposed lifestyles actually, even wanting to one prevents the other.
2480ae No.16040177
>>16039589
>thought that was a shitty realdoll advertisement at first
0e7c0d No.16040199
>>16040138
Fantasy isn't enough for some people
b60d3b No.16040203
>>16039136
>>16039093
You niggers got fine taste.
ea7f70 No.16040209
>>16040168
Somebody report me for not reporting.
566879 No.16040226
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>>16040183
Just for you, anon.
>>16040209
Reported.
ea7f70 No.16040246
>>16040228
There's genes in your body, anon. And IONS, oh god oh fug
>>16040226
Nice.
139708 No.16040273
>>16039589
>that image
No sane person could want that future.
84618f No.16040275
>>16040226
You always post the same pictures. here's my wallpaper
d81470 No.16040281
>>16040273
>>16040177
>bald guy next to the kid is his uncle
84618f No.16040296
>>16040281
Jesus fucking christ, thank god i'll be dead in 20 years, hopefully at least.
139708 No.16040297
>>16040281
I can tell you one thing for sure. That bald guy is a homo, and probably a pedo for his nephew, as well.
9eaf25 No.16040322
A singular pixel.
Just kidding, I'm not a fucking degenerate and I can't remember what sprite art I've wanked to anyhow.
566879 No.16040323
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>>16040275
>someone noticed
Heh.
I enjoy sticking with my favourites, so that's why.
89e384 No.16040340
>>16040275
Nice cunnies
>>16040296
>bloomers
2lewd
e06c2a No.16040364
>>16040332
I always thought that quiz girl from Victoria Island was kinda hot.
89e384 No.16040376
>>16040332
>that single pixel panty shot
muh dick She looks like she's half naked, was she like that in-game? I haven't played that trash in ages
>>16040369
You should be ashamed.
1ab3ab No.16040398
The girl on the second row, female Dealer, looks like she's wearing a jacket connected by two pearl necklaces, thigh-high socks, and no panties.
dd53c4 No.16040423
>>16039539
>5'3 neckbearded manlet as ugly as me who's never had a gf
>his entire motivation to get wealthier was to get a trophy wife
>he'd also spend all his free time being a gymrat
Go home Waluigi, you'll always be a second fiddle virgin.
139708 No.16040429
>>16040398
>thigh-high socks
I think those are actually pants. Not socks.
779833 No.16040431
>>16039153
>that artist
What the fuck? I can't believe I'm doing a commission for this nigger. Oh well, money is money.
1ab3ab No.16040436
>>16040429
It looks like it to me. You have to squint.
983e37 No.16040447
>>16039002
How could you not realize that from the grunts she makes.
1ab3ab No.16040470
>>16040449
Okay, now it looks like the dealer's sprite on the third panel from the left has one shin-length sock on her right leg and one thigh-high sock on her left. She also seems to be wearing a g-string or that thing that Milla Jovovich wore in Fifth Element.
And her sprite to the immediate right looks like she's not wearing panties again but she has a garter strap running along her hip. Next to that, it looks like she's wearing knee length socks.
1ab3ab No.16040474
>>16040449
also, the goof-off looks like this.
472f1b No.16040478
>>16040449
>>16040470
Personally, if she's wearing pants, something about the proportions make it look like they're riding extremely low. Right at the crotch/thigh line below the waist, held up by pasties instead of the hips or a belt. Her right hand (viewer left) in most frames is self-consciously trying to shore up this flimsy support, because if they should slip for any reason, they're off, no ifs, ands or buts. And sheer skintight crotchpants below the hipline don't leave room for underwear more complex than bandaid, if that.
99d41b No.16040510
Probably the Dryad in the original Hero's Quest (back before they changed the name to Quest for Glory). The graphics weren't terribly detailed, but detailed enough for you to know she had a huge rack and wasn't wearing anything.
Also, she could turn you into a deer if you pissed her off. Can't decide whether that's a plus or a minus.
24010c No.16040518
>>16040510
>Not fapping to the centaur chick.
139708 No.16040520
>>16040449
>my guesses
1st wearing bikini armor.
2nd wearing a vest that shows a lot of cleavage and low rise pants.
3rd wearing a pink and purple dress
4th wearing a leotard that shows stomach
89e384 No.16040536
>>16040449
What the fuck did you resize that with?
139708 No.16040547
>>16040536
Lowest possible effort solution. I zoomed in with Windows Photo Viewer then snipped it.
139708 No.16040561
>>16040552
Looks like I guess fairly accurately.
89e384 No.16040562
>>16040552
Why is Toriyama so bad at drawing faces?
1f3f52 No.16040567
>>16038543
Anon this was back in the 90's back then there wasn't a reliable way to watch porn since the internet wasn't that big till the early 00's so going through puberty back then was extremely painful since you go on an sex drive to jack off to something so games was the safer option back then because not everyone got the luxury of having someone give you a porn magazine to jack it back then.
>>16040296
Give me at least 2 years to see if things hopefully recovers if not i'll kill myself when i hit my 30's
139708 No.16040570
>>16040562
The style has grown on me, though.
5544c9 No.16040579
>>16040562
Still better then western Artist.
139708 No.16040614
1ab3ab No.16040621
>>16040587
I wish there was a higher resolution bersion of this so I can see him jacking himself off more clearly.
103699 No.16040629
>>16040587
He's even rocking out with his benis out.
91c50c No.16040641
>>16040579
I want to impregnate Arale!
f36251 No.16040685
>>16040629
>He's even rocking out with his benis out.
That's not his benis, that's his Extra Testicle.
ce6cdc No.16040687
b76d3b No.16040721
>>16039508
>he wasn't molested by his gay neighbor when he was five
What a fag. It still hurts.
a3fa5b No.16040735
>>16040721
The rest of us have learned to cope with it by becoming the neighborhood child molester.
84618f No.16040748
>>16040721
He's old now, you should fuck him in the ass.
89e384 No.16040752
>>16040721
>It still hurts.
Your anus?
b76d3b No.16040773
>>16040748
He'd probably like that, so no.
>>16040752
I wasn't raped or sodomized, anon. Just fiddled.
84618f No.16040802
>>16040773
Pay a whore to fuck him.
30fcdc No.16040889
>>16040721
>not getting your eternal revenge by burning him alive
89e384 No.16040938
>>16040773
He played you like a fiddle?
315c98 No.16040955
>>16038707
>There was a followup to floor tiles
>He shared his folders
I haven't laughed this hard in months, holy shit. There are tears streaming down my face right now.
d67d0d No.16041163
>>16038555
nice and checked
75de32 No.16041188
>>16040567
tfw when jackin it to red shoe diaries
7ff03e No.16041780
>>16038853
that is a fucking huge slit of aloe vera
7ba0e4 No.16041995
why is pixel porn best kind of porn?
a356ee No.16042045
>>16041995
Depends how much work has been put into it.
7ba0e4 No.16042055
>>16042045
>he says, as he posts furshit
b82862 No.16042059
>>16039147
I never mentioned testosterone, just dopamine
it does affect testosterone very slightly but not enough to matter in the face of everything assaulting test levels in the modern world
sage for off topic
a356ee No.16042086
>>16042055
What, do you want more?
d67d0d No.16042101
>>16042058
disgaea has some 'highly lewdable characters. defying all logic, the beast master isnt all that popular for "the pr0nz"
36651f No.16042178
>>16038563
>>16038575
Nearly 4 months without fap. Happier and manlier than I've ever been, stop it with this sour grapes shit and grow a spine.
b53f7f No.16042346
Never fapped to sprites until I came across this game and Parasite in City.
af804e No.16042372
>>16042086
Have some respect, Renamon is pure not some shadbase tier horse whore.
463469 No.16042377
>>16042346
>until i come across this game
>doesnt say what game it is
Good job.
f36251 No.16042421
>>16042377
How do you not know what game that is by now?
Echidna Wars DX you faggot
Sachiho best girl
58f13a No.16042432
>>16042421
>all the interactions with queen bee boss
>being turned into a larva
>those dryad enemies that make you succ their tit
Theyre doing a remake/update of it too. New worm boss looks a lot better than before. Any idea where I can follow or download it when it's done?
a356ee No.16042439
>>16042372
Been keeping your head in the sand this last decade or what? It's pretty obvious she's taking what she wants anyway.
58f13a No.16042444
>>16042439
>you will never get knocked up by a horse
f36251 No.16042466
>>16042432
No idea about the remake, unless that's what the DX version is. Stopped following Camel a while ago since I can't get his homepage to load and haven't really felt like bothering to find a workaround.
31073b No.16042469
I don't masturbate to spritework because I'm not a pathetic virgin
take this shit to r9k
22c8fd No.16042479
>>16042469
You still entered the thread you massive fucking faggot.
b53f7f No.16042493
>>16042377
https://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE187640.html
Supposedly there's a cracked version but I can't find it.
>>16042421
Fun to use until you fight against any boss. Especially the last one. Maybe I should try a 1CC run with her on the hardest mode and see how far I can get. Her grapple ability makes it so small and flying enemies are trivial but spiders and lizardmen are hard to deal with. The Bee Queen is a pain too when she goes into desperation mode because she attacks constantly. You have to bait out the tail grab and hit with a jumping attack before she air grabs you.
What does help is the animation skip feature you get after you beat the game. This sometimes protects you from chain grappling combos that would have killed you on harder modes.
>>16042428
What else would giant monsters do with people? Settle down and marry them? A monster girl yuri action adventure game wouldn't be bad.
>>16042432
http://dgallon.blog75.fc2.com/
>Any idea where I can follow or download it when it's done?
Just follow the artist on DLsite.
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/circle/profile/=/maker_id/RG02663.html
58f13a No.16042497
>>16042466
Nope, i saw new scenes and wip levels and remade stuff about two months after i played it
Fugg now I'm in a mood for monster vore again
58f13a No.16042615
>>16042493
Wow they draw a lot of vore
4767ff No.16042654
>>16040562
The style grew on me and there are some real qts in DQ11
1f77c5 No.16042685
>>16042493
>>16042346
>porn on loss
Into the lake of fire it goes.
8d0572 No.16042695
>>16042654
>>16040552
>Dragon Ball
>Dragon Quest
>Dragon Boy
>Blue Dragon
So does he have a dragon fetish or something?
b53f7f No.16042758
>>16042685
I hope more people scan and translate stuff from EVIDENCE. His Kancolle girls are great.
f1bb55 No.16042780
4767ff No.16042793
>>16042788
>not fapping to nothing but words on a screen
916011 No.16042795
>>16042793
>not fapping to nothing
8d580a No.16042855
>>16042346
>yurishit
>>16042439
>horseshit
And we were going well
0502a6 No.16042965
>>16042654
Do you get to grab Jade by the hand?
7ba0e4 No.16043037
>>16042803
this one was much better
the artwork is top notch, tho
615fe2 No.16043188
>>16041188
Scrambled PPV was better than that shit.
172da4 No.16043219
The female characters from mario tennis on gameboy.
I don't even know why.
99db00 No.16043747
Xenogears has so many characters I would like to have sexual relations with.
Hell I would even have totally not gay sex with Bart.
1150c2 No.16043822
>>16039093
That's not lolicon you idiot. That's just pettanko.
72e3a4 No.16044213
>>16043822
Dômo arigatø weeb-san
6b1d16 No.16044325
Castlevania has a lot of good ones
736068 No.16044329
>>16044321
Go back to your containment board /tv/
d9ddfa No.16044360
File: 561a6dff66a2010⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 524.75 KB, 1462x2113, 1462:2113, 8004fcd36e23714f6547967b74….jpg)
>>16043747
Excellent taste.
a3fa5b No.16044364
>>16044333
Actual gooks can't post in /a/ because they'd be auto-banned for not typing flawless English.
b42816 No.16044377
>>16044364
Banning for bad grammar is something every board should do.
32f84a No.16044392
>>16039291
Its actually sorta common to do that
I tried doing it and it was shit
32f84a No.16044394
>>16044321
Goon as in Goonbag
bb5d00 No.16044441
>>16042780
the newest of fags. how did you even get here
398195 No.16044727
>>16044313
>cuckime
i accept my ban, and will proceed too the Mark >>>/cow/ thread right about now
eee3ba No.16044781
>>16044727
wtf is wrong with that bastard, must be a fucking chinese insect
7f9741 No.16044828
ed57c8 No.16044844
dbdeef No.16044853
>>16044844
No, female chink.
ed57c8 No.16044880
>>16044853
whose to say she isn't a feminist? We all remember south korean anon right?
3e98f1 No.16045056
>>16044727
Mark of the Jew.
7680fe No.16045498
>>16038468
I know that Metroid II sprite has cleavage but is that side boob spilling out too?
67fbce No.16045760
>>16042346
i swear off that shit every new year
d07e66 No.16046618
>>16045498
Damn right it is.
on topic…
>those wide hips
>100% female
>raised tail
ho mama
578713 No.16046632
>>16039654
/b/ thread slid off board
reposting file
d8a2c9 No.16046640
>>16046632
that's an edit, right
58e00e No.16046646
>>16046632
If a child watches porn, does that make the porn child porn?
d07e66 No.16046647
>>16046632
>youth looks up porn
I mean, ballsy she's doing it in public but I'm not surprised.
24b80b No.16055090
>>16046646
No, but it does make whoever allowed them to look at the porn a criminal of some caliber. It used to be called "contributing to the delinquency of a minor", but nowadays the judge will probably twist it into some kind of attempted "grooming" for child molesting and give you 20 years to life.
e0d9e2 No.16055203
File: 0dbe2c8b32ff1d0⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.19 MB, 282x256, 141:128, 2580B374-23AD-4604-8991-10….gif)
If this is just a pixel art porn thread
2c58bb No.16055296
File: 7dacec874ee2816⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 22.6 KB, 264x296, 33:37, JONATHAN is all in on Auli….gif)
>>16038543
Sprite porn is the best porn, faggot.
d3cd87 No.16055319
>>16055090
If you are hwhite.
a183b6 No.16055336
>>16055254
50% has dynamite hips, but I'd a 10% too.
b9ff06 No.16055342
>>16055254
>cute sentient animal buddy
>disgusting mutant coalburner
It's not even a choice, really.
c1e02f No.16055387
>>16055296
>third gif
I wish somebody would make a Metroid porn game like that. None of that ugly paper doll nonsense, just good/decent spritework.
4bb605 No.16055463
>>16040518
>>16040510
But the sequel had Shema's dance!
7ba0e4 No.16055626
d63ff5 No.16055629
>>16055463
>khajiit_sex.webm
fc5fcd No.16055660
>>16055203
Damn what a lucky cboy
2c58bb No.16055715
File: f11aa79acd6d589⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 10.12 MB, 392x506, 196:253, blaze fielding an impressi….gif)
File: 85cfe37e89383f7⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 644.74 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Yuri fucked in the forest.gif)
>>16055626
Your wish is my command
2c58bb No.16055717
Also one I wanted to post that made the combined filesize too big
1b0dd1 No.16055748
>>16055463
I remember finding that disturbingly hot as a young teen, and thinking it was weird that they were allowed to put that in a video game.
The feeling was doubled by the X-Ray Specs easter egg near the end of the game (in which the princess ducks behind a curtain to get changed, and using a seemingly useless joke item at that time resulted in seeing a lot more than you might expect.)
Ah, the good old days before the ESRB.
6454f3 No.16055782
>>16055296
I agree with you, but those are terrible.
fef950 No.16056163
No clue where this is from but the first time a sprite got me hard
67130c No.16056200
File: 6527a14eed84dcb⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 4.41 MB, 513x417, 171:139, __hex_maniac_pokemon_game_….gif)
7680fe No.16057486
>>16056200
Why RIP? Wasn't that image made recently?
a53e33 No.16057518
106e96 No.16057579
>needing content to be able to jerk off
Must suck to be a brainlet. My imagination is unironically superior to all but the best doujins. Prettier, more sexy. Masters like Reco, Inato Serere, Homunculus, Key, Nakajima Yuka, Yukimi, Ikuhana Niro, Takei Ooki, Kumada, Shimimaru, Inari are the exception. My gf can't even compete.
103699 No.16057600
>>16057579
>gf
>trying to claim superiority to anything
d2f5fe No.16057617
>>16057579
dump your gf faggot
37b8f2 No.16057775
>>16039513
>that midwest accent
good god im back in grade school again
1f3f52 No.16057942
>>16056200
>RIP kyrieru
Please explain what happened.
a19472 No.16057979
>>16057942
He started a game, then gave up. Then he started "weekly" animations, then gave up. Then he started a patreon, then closed it. Then he started another game, but quit that one to start another one.
1f3f52 No.16058028
>>16057979
So basically he burns out super quick, ouch that's really bad if you want to start a business.
f61ad3 No.16058045
>>16058028
thats passion projects for you
bcec26 No.16058740
>>16057579
Unless you're GF is a cute 11 year old girl back to Reddit with you.
9f8c2a No.16058754
>>16039360
>14
>completely developed
The brain doesn't mature until around age 25. That's when you have your full set of abilities mentally and everything after is totally on you. An age of majority has to exist, and no one wants to deal with late adolescents, so societies make one up so they can come to the mutually beneficial decision for kids and parents to get the fuck out and get a job. That is where the definition of adulthood is by law, but not genetically. No 14 year old is biologically adult, and even though they can knock each other up, teenage girls, especially on the younger end of that spectrum, can suffer complications that a mature woman would not from pregnancy. Nature selected for 'good enough', not for 'good'. Adolescents should not be confused for mature adults.
17eeec No.16058763
I have never jacked off to sprites before, what kind of libido do you guys have?
c108d0 No.16058765
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16055717
More like that one please.
efb274 No.16058800
>>16038911
>>16038944
Castlevania is partially the source of my tf/genderswap and monstergirl fetish. Not really from that ability I did however play around with that ability , but just the enemies themselves. I had several dreams of becoming an arachne or succubus.
916011 No.16058813
>>16039360
>In fact, unless you were a late bloomer, you were probably already completely developed and biologically an adult.
Christ hebephiles are so deluded they need to make up outright lies to make it okay in their minds to fuck 13 year olds.
916011 No.16058817
>>16058754
>and even though they can knock each other up,
Most girls can get knocked up at 9 definitively, some can get knocked up even younger.
24b80b No.16058830
>>16058754
>The brain doesn't mature until around age 25
I wasn't talking about brains; I was talking about dicks. But good job completely missing the point. That takes special talent.
>>16058813
>He thinks I fuck any girls, much less 13-year-olds
Nice try, but nope.
916011 No.16058835
>>16058830
>I was talking about dicks.
Your dick stopped growing?
>He thinks I fuck any girls, much less 13-year-olds
>Nice try, but nope.
So you fuck guys instead?
You a trap or something?
916011 No.16058845
>>16058835
Fuck me niggers I meant to say "Your dick stopped growing at 13?"
>Inb4 I don't have a dick
TRANNIES OUT
>>>/doom/
ab3cc6 No.16058897
>>16058754
>The brain doesn't mature until around age 25
>Source www.myass.com
916011 No.16058911
>>16058897
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2892678/
Abstract-
>"Longitudinal neuroimaging studies demonstrate that the adolescent brain continues to mature well into the 20s."
However sexually speaking most men will stop by 21 at most if they're lucky and women will even before then.
bcec26 No.16058979
>>16058754
>Adolescents should not be confused for mature adults
Trust me I don't, I want to fuck 14 year old girls.
ed2c91 No.16058987
593299 No.16059035
I find Rosa and Rydia in the SNES version smoking hot, to this day.
b3fd68 No.16059956
>>16038592
>rocket blasting off
They're sending mixed signals.
a7a088 No.16060016
>>16038468
>Thought to myself this would be awesome to watch to see this fully animated sprite
>Fight hard to get to the end
>Dark Queen only has that single sprite
Not worth it.
2a91ad No.16060075
>>16044727
Chinks are a model minority, they said. They're just like us, they said.
bf5f41 No.16060119
>>16043614
There used to be shit like that in fucking Halo too. A friend told me haha.
>>16044727
Jesus anon, that's not ok. Delete.
>>16040889
segawa will never not look like a monkey to me
a91d47 No.16060185
>>16044727
Chinks are not human
0f747c No.16060214
>>16059930
Yes, some faggot actually got a registered trademark on the term nofap, and explicitly states in his license that it is not okay to refer to abstaining from masturbation as nofap.
http://archive.is/qqAtY
This is why people started to refer to November as "No-Nut November" instead of Nofap November.
d16f4e No.16060219
File: 775ab233a9154c2⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 228.42 KB, 506x506, 1:1, __ex_keine_and_kamishirasa….mp4)
File: 8bf3b2318ce141a⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.17 MB, 464x760, 58:95, __tamamo_and_tamamo_no_mae….gif)
2c58bb No.16060239
>>16055782
>(1)
Put up or shut up, faggot
f36251 No.16060313
>>16060271
The National Geographic of hard-up old school vidya faps.
6c835e No.16060393
>>16060219
This is some good shit
Thanks anon
6c835e No.16060402
>>16060313
>>16060271
Post Daggerfall titties
I miss when devs weren't fucking faggot prudes
57b87a No.16060479
>>16038543
Man, this makes me feel old.
f36251 No.16060497
>>16060402
They weren't prudes back then, because nobody was watching. If games in the 80's and 90's were as popular and mass-media as they are today, do you really think they could have gotten away with half the shit they did?
It's ironic, games had to "grow up" and become "more mature" to gain mass-market appeal so that they could get the moral busybodies whipped up by the latest moral panic off their backs - and all it did was make them a far bigger target for the next generation of moral busybodies and the latest moral panic fad - and now they have to navigate a market in which a single tweet can permanently shitcan your career or sink a project.
f36251 No.16060579
>>16038543
>How devoid of jackoff material do you need to be to fap to a sprite?
Anon, in 1993 with a 9600 baud modem getting your porn from a dial-up BBS, even the real-life porn photos were basically like high-end spritework.
89e384 No.16060602
>>16060497
I think the main problem was the rise of consoles. PC games weren't subject to as strict regulations, but companies wanted to make their games for consoles as well so they had to follow their rules. It's no coincidence that the first TES game without nudity has a console version.
37b8f2 No.16060617
>>16060219
>third webm
is his dick on his stomach or
89e384 No.16060626
>>16060617
>he doesn't have a stomach dick
f36251 No.16060637
>>16060602
Yeah, in general PCs were considered business machines that could also play games, so they were considered to have more of an adult audience by default. Consoles were made for and marketed to kids and teens, which made it a great political lever for the "think of the children" minded masses. Still, even back then, you had a lot of nudity coming out of Japan - but it was featureless (which I still find kind of hot) and wasn't really mass market enough to raise a stink.
7ed6a3 No.16060658
>my favorite sex mugen (and best in my opinion) artist has been on radio silence for more than six months
>the other decent active guy is slow to work and doesn't do loli
>mugen sex dies more and more
Come on man, just do the Ro-kyu-bu lolis before you stop doing sex mugen.
91c50c No.16060669
>>16060658
>Fat ugly nigger
Deserves to die just for that honestly.
c55cf1 No.16060675
>>16060669
He also uses Bao and Bridget as rapists, though I don't have those videos in webm form.
736068 No.16060679
>>16060637
I always PD was a guy
7ed6a3 No.16060681
>>16060669
Here you go, Anon.
aa8e04 No.16060741
>>16060669
He's just drawn darker so that he stands out from the female more! Men are expected to work in the fields while women stay inside! Maybe he's Okinawan! Stop projecting your fetishes! The Japanese definitely don't all share sentiments of cuckoldry!
0f747c No.16060783
>>16060681
>tfw you will never fuck a girl so hard you cause an earthquake and then cum inside her so hard it causes gunshot sounds
1ab3ab No.16060801
8a1425 No.16060946
>>16060860
>MUGEN
Absolutely based.
643d68 No.16061005
>>16060956
I'd gladly pay someone to finish a fully functional Tomoka, or someone who didn't pussy out of animating videogame lolis. There aren't that much but they're good.
7ba0e4 No.16061073
>>16060946
>>16060956
got any bb hood, kula or sakura?
e3130f No.16061443
The Power Rangers game for SNES still works for me nowadays. Kimberly and Trini are fappable somehow .
7680fe No.16061645
>>16060741
Nothing you said remotely applies to cuckoldry.
dark skin or interracial =/= cuckoldry
983e37 No.16061700
7ba0e4 No.16063434
>>16061645
>interracial porn appeals mostly to cuckolds, and is largely aimed at them
>not the same as cuckolding
fb59fc No.16066237
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>16038543
I don't think you actually understand what computer networking used to be like
f61ad3 No.16066748
>>16063434
if you're not a nigger, that is