e03efd No.16036432
e30153 No.16036435
Now that would be an ending.
8430f9 No.16036438
nth for fuck the kingdom hearts universe
6a0a57 No.16036441
29453b No.16036466
After actually seeing gameplay and cutscenes of KH thanks to all the stream spams for the first time; I have no fucking clue what people see in this franchise. Every time a character opens their mouth it feels like some sort of big ass cringey teenage cross-over fan fiction or like something a wrpg fan would write up to mock jrpg fans. The gameplay doesn't even seem that engaging at all, there are tons of better action jrpgs out there.
88ab6e No.16036469
>>16036466
Tons of people played it as a kid and have been denied even a relative story conclusion for over a decade. Games are shit though, don't know what people see in them.
e53142 No.16036508
>>16036469
my cousin who is a Kingdom Hearts autist said that you shouldn't give a fuck about the story and just care about the gameplay but that looks like trash, is this thing gonna come out on pc?
6a0a57 No.16036514
>>16036466
I imagine that's how any sane person sees this series. How did they get away with it? I feel like it's somehow related to lgbt acceptance, why else would there be so many normalniggers oblivious to hideous characters and voices?
6a0a57 No.16036517
How come comments on the trailer are unmolested? Does youtube shadowban you for it or something?
40ac80 No.16036518
Guys stop posting Goblin Slayer memes
f1a818 No.16036527
So which ending is worse, KHIII or FFXV?
46fb44 No.16036532
>>16036518
whered you get that poz?
29453b No.16036537
>>16036527
FFXV just because we never got the modding tools that would have fixed the game completely
0b8fec No.16036539
/v/ sings Simple and Clean when?
ce8436 No.16036548
>>16036539
>Simple and Clean
The first time I heard that song, many, many years ago, I knew that my childhood love affair with Square was over.
0933ed No.16036554
>>16036548
When did it start? Where did you honeymoon?
ce8436 No.16036563
File: be058bd045db015⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 105.29 KB, 600x700, 6:7, 69e0abc0928e8c84203fcd64f1….jpg)
>>16036554
>When did it start?
Pic 1
>Where did you honeymoon?
Pic 2
460d25 No.16036653
>>16036548
I was an Enix boy and am a huge Dragon Quest fan. I hated the day they merged with Square and forced DQ to take the backseat while Final Faggotry was hogging all the spotlight. I also noticed that Square's quality in FF games took a nosedive after the merger, considering that they worked hard pre-merger to make good games to compete with their rival Enix and DQ but that isn't the case anymore.
8430f9 No.16036686
>>16036653
ironic, since it was Enix who bought square
f4fd66 No.16036692
>>16036518
Crunchyroll judges probably wanted to give awards to fujoshit like Banana Fish because they're mistaking female otaku oriented fanservice with faggots and rape for something "progressive."
460d25 No.16036695
>>16036686
Yeah because Square went bankrupt over making a failed movie. You'd expect that it would be Enix in control, but it was more that the Squaresoft parasites simply took over their new host.
6a0a57 No.16036815
Is it true that there's an extra sekrit ending that wasn't leaked yet?
dbf33d No.16036831
>>16036653
Square-Enix definitely seems to have something against Enix's old properties too, considering how aside from remakes and phone ports of Dragon Quest, they make pretty almost zero effort to make the classic ones available. Or even keep stuff like the PSP versions of Star Ocean and Valkyrie Profile officially playable outside of UMD. That said, I do hope you're aware Enix was pretty much just publisher to other developers, instead of dual development and publishing like Square. Just saying.
f1a818 No.16036844
>>16036815
The rumor floating around is that there's a secret/true ending that will be DLC post-release.
28da73 No.16036859
WHERE'S THE SALT.
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE SALT.
36aade No.16036862
For a minute i thought you niggers spoiled a goblin slayer book. Then I realized that it was some faggot shit like kingdom hearts.
a2a46d No.16036899
>>16036859
Here, have some from the last thread.
c8b075 No.16036943
>>16036859
i was sleeping, calm down nigger
c39c42 No.16036952
>>16036943
At this rate, twitch is going to have to change it so that deleting a message also deletes the username of the poster, because of you. You glorious faggot
70c92e No.16036960
>>16036466
>>16036514
It's the Smash Brothers of Disney and JRPGs
It's like how /mlpol/ came to be a few years ago
c8b075 No.16036970
this guy gets asshurt easily
4200b5 No.16036988
>>16036970
>Team: Shill Gang
this shit writes itself
4a205a No.16037003
>>16036970
>theres your explanation
beautiful
000000 No.16037013
Welp:
https://mastodon.sergal.org/@xxroxasbenisxx/101475989331626421
Did my part.
Now for that new remix of Simple & Clean
Anyone have it?
KHinsider yet?
000000 No.16037027
28da73 No.16037028
>>16037013
Check hcs64 or ffshrine.
d9d0c6 No.16037038
Reposted from last thead because of the lulz
000000 No.16037048
36aade No.16037063
>>16037038
God this shit is so fucking gay.
000000 No.16037075
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Apparently, unknown to me, it was in kiketube all this time.
Now where to find the WAVs?
28da73 No.16037085
>>16037075
Is this new? If not, then rutracker
f10258 No.16037090
>>16036466
safe gaming for girls and soft boys
4e5bc2 No.16037121
>>16036518
> Never mind Goblin Slayer was a narrative mess with animation errors; it was popular and edgy, what do we know?
Where's the lie though? Except for potential tumblr triggering Goblin Slayer is utter fucking trash
a16863 No.16037153
>>16037085
Searching torrents' search engines:
http://www.utadahikaru.jp/music/single/title_25.html
Help me pick a cover, making a .MKA.
Too lazy to karaoke/subtitle at this time: work early in the morning tomorrow.
000000 No.16037166
Nyaa delivered:
4750c192478d8fb7c8ee46186af0222ddcd595db FLAC
>.rar. $Current_year, 320K VBR
>e66390bc817c9992b07b5844ce5a10c3fa903f2b
c8b075 No.16037173
she's getting butthurt now
d003e5 No.16037201
What have I missed thus far. SR_Sam lose his shit even more? Sonic decide to log off the internet entirely yet?
c8b075 No.16037207
this game looks like nier for fags tbh
ffd151 No.16037213
>>16037207
>this game for fags tbh
Altered your statement for true accuracy. It's for fanboys and girls who can't get their mouths off Disney's diseased cock and pine for the days when Square was good.
e18c6b No.16037217
>>16036469
>Tons of people played it as a kid and have been denied even a relative story conclusion for over a decade.
This shit right here. Have a nephew who I bought it for as a gift when he was 8. Motherfucker's now 25 and getting married this year, this game's release is a huge milestone event for his life, something he's been waiting on since he was 12.
I can relate. Closure and all that. I was the exact same way with Duke Nukem 3D -> Duke Nukem Forever. Same amount of time, too. Guess it's just the nostalgia factor.
I'm actually envious of the little shit, for having a series to grow up with that has been consistent in its quality all throughout. Everything I grew up with, I watched turn to shit.
c8b075 No.16037250
a16863 No.16037251
>>16037207
>>16037213
Hey, Drakengard fans are pretty gay too.
3151dc No.16037277
>>16037258
now join his discord
c39c42 No.16037287
>>16037274
>reddit takes the blame
>not even cuckchan
>reddit
d1aea9 No.16037288
>>16037277
where's his discord?
6a0a57 No.16037295
>>16037284
>>16037088
>LGBTQIA+
Is there search by tags or something? You might be able to dig up a mental breakdown or two.
3151dc No.16037317
>>16037288
I dunno man he mentioned it in your caps, I thought there'd be a link or some shit on his channel or something
d1aea9 No.16037319
>>16037317
that other anon kept going into it
d003e5 No.16037323
>>16037317
Think he's locked it down now.
ffd151 No.16037327
>>16037308
What in the jumping jack FUCK is the draw of Sonic for these retards? I played the game for the Genesis, and I thought it was a fun little platformer, but it's nothing to fuck the family dog over.
d1aea9 No.16037332
she's getting pissed fams
d003e5 No.16037334
>>16037327
Colour of blue attracts autists. That, and making Sonic fuck everyone and anyone appeals to their furry/bestiality.
d003e5 No.16037338
>>16037336
Mention it's out in Japan to your spoiling anons. It makes the faggots believe it a lot easier.
> Streamer is now discussing the spoiler and blaming Square for their fuckup.
72c7d5 No.16037340
>>16037327
Do you not remember the Archie comics? It's what started the "OC donut steel" autism trend.
ffd151 No.16037341
>>16037334
Okay, that kind of makes sense.
>>16037340
You know, I never read the Archie comics. I thought the concept of building an illustrated universe around a videogame about a blue hedgehog that collects rings and bounces on shit to be stupid. But what do I know.
ef43ea No.16037351
ffd151 No.16037361
>>16037359
>hissmileandoptimismgone.jpg
21b612 No.16037367
Some fun to be had on ps community, although sometimes they don't bother to give me (you)s
21b612 No.16037370
What are some images that spoil the ending of kh3?
3151dc No.16037374
>>16037370
there was one posted in the last 2 threads that showed the alive chars eating sea salt ice lollies in twilight town and sora isn't there, I didn't save it but I'm sure somebody has it
93c3ea No.16037379
>>16037284
>FAMMIT DAMMIT
I've never been so mad on the internet I went full Yosemite Sam.
e9f9e6 No.16037396
>>16037370
Have you tried creating a community and naming it after the spoiler?
21b612 No.16037397
>>16037396
I couldn't because I didn't have kingdom sharts.
8d84c8 No.16037415
>>16037327
>What in the jumping jack FUCK is the draw of Sonic for these retards?
Probably the american comics and cartoons, at least in the fandom's infancy.
c37cbf No.16037421
>>16037327
Autistic kids love pepsi.
Sonic is the same colour as pepsi.
3965c5 No.16037428
>>16036539
I would do this in a heartbeat.
d003e5 No.16037435
d003e5 No.16037438
Also a Discord for some anons.
1e0c25 No.16037439
>>16037173
twitch orbiter paypigs are the most contemptible scum on earth
000000 No.16037469
>>16036403
I still wonder who are those parasitic sneaky big-nosed creatures he was trying to exterminate.
8d84c8 No.16037483
i will never understand subhumans that care about "spoilers".
108426 No.16037516
>>16036518
Goblin Slayer is fucking great. He fucking wrecks an ogre with a D&D style Teleport Scroll by teleporting the sea right into it's face at point blank range.
4f1576 No.16037528
>>16037483
>>16037514
Why do these artists think kh is some mature and deep game?
I actually enjoy these games to some degree and I know they’re kiddie shit with a mediocre story that’s full of ebin animu asspulls
Also got the jp version today, physical copy. Thinking about writing “Sora does at the end” in the case and making a fake unboxing video.
And if anyone cares about if it’s a good game - it’s not bad but nowhere near as fun as kh2. The gummi ship sections are fucking awful.
108426 No.16037534
KH3 just ripped off FFX's ending.
144b31 No.16037558
>>16037483
I have to go with the reasoning that other anons say that if your game solely relies on a spoiler or twist it is most likely shit.
A lot of AAA garbage tries to force in a half assed story because they know that most people will probably play the game once and then drop it. So with the foundation of their game relying on a shit story to pull people along to play, spoiling it ruins the experience.
But now that I'm done writing it all out that theory doesn't seem to make sense since people are going to buy it anyway. I doubt any one of those people who were spoiled on the game is going to not buy it and play it on day one.
>>16037528
>Why do these artists think kh is some mature and deep game?
Make something deeper than it is to make it look like you've invested your time into something worthwhile. Can't be spending 10 years on shitty jap fanfiction now can we?
4f1576 No.16037599
>>16036469
They haven’t been denied shit
>first game ends with Sora killing the bad guy and reconstructing the worlds
>second game ends with Sora killing the bad guy hanging out on the beach with his friends
>third game ends the same way only Sora evaporates
If anything this game denies an ending that both other mainline games provided.
1aa2c4 No.16037645
>>16036466
>>16036469
This is a hot take but I prefer KH1 over KH2. What you've said is true, yes, in that it's a cringey teenaged cross-over fanfic, but it was at least a self-contained story in KH1 that I was satisfied with. KH2's story was just a convoluted mess, and the gameplay frankly wasn't as solid, in spite of the fact that it had a faster pacing to it.
688d0c No.16037683
>>16036653
Source of cropped porn pic please?
3151dc No.16037713
>>16037367
>>16037514
>>16037370
it's hilarious how you can pinpoint exactly which stage of grief they're currently experiencing
>t-that's not even true! you're lying! you're just a troll!
>various insults
>b-but I waited 13 years for this
shame we won't get to see the acceptance stage since they're grown up bratty children
5c7b0f No.16037758
>>16036466
Dialogue aside they're also horribly directed.
>lingering openings to every scene
>massive pauses after every single line
>cinematography is all over the place for seemingly no reason
>90% of them are just a character saying their name for merchandising purposes or to fluff an actors amount of lines
>almost always ends in a different location than it began, as if designed specifically to fuck you over for skipping them
The worst part is that there isn't a single one in the entire series that couldn't be edited down to 30 seconds. They are all really just that pointless.
21b612 No.16037759
>>16037713
If you thought that was funny, you should've heard the reaction of some other autist when I spoiled it for him on party chat. He went through all the stages you 've described. Unfortunately, I fucked up and didn't record the fiasco, but hopefully I can get some more tomorrow.
39a561 No.16037762
please tell me someone's recording this shit.
5790db No.16037764
>>16037753
>i'm gonna stop streaming i'm gonna raid someone
39a561 No.16037768
>>16037764
the hacker known as 4chan strikes again
5790db No.16037783
be sure to report this bitch to Twitch since raiding is against their TOS ;)
39a561 No.16037785
>what is this about
<its kusoge
39a561 No.16037786
this dude isn't banning spoilers, if you want to fuck with the thot go there
39a561 No.16037824
>steven universe
>nigger
>kh autism
perfect storm tbh lads
5790db No.16037833
>>16037824
shit she's gonna get more mad if we follow with another account
3ced78 No.16037840
What happens to the throwaway emails addresses when you're done?I would feel bad for littering cock.li with dozens of useless emails.
9d68e2 No.16037841
https://shitposter.club/notice/14476947
Just put a hot KH3 take on the fediverse.
I use Pleroma, so Mastodon nodes might not federate me.
9d68e2 No.16037845
>>16037840
They would just stay there.
Yes, that would be pretty bad to riddle cock.li with useless e-mails.
5790db No.16037851
>>16037840
use 10 minute mail, the mail self destructs and it's faster stop raping cock.li
39a561 No.16037856
that nigger finally got me IP banned
time to just get a new one lmao :^)
9d68e2 No.16037862
>>16037856
Damage control by Twitch staff?
fe51c0 No.16037864
>>16037217
>25 and getting married this year, this game's release is a huge milestone event for his life
Timeline needs to end.
d003e5 No.16037871
>>16037868
The wolf gets quite defensive if you spoil. I was fucking shadowbanned.
36e123 No.16037877
she's really going to like my new username :^)
9da345 No.16037881
These raids seem way more pathetic now that I'm not a virgin. You should try it.
363484 No.16037885
>>16037881
>(1)
Losing it to the fat desperate girl doesn't mean much mate
5790db No.16037887
>>16037881
>muh virginity
>internet tough guys in current year
f03bcd No.16037888
>>16036539
Would be cool, but nothing will ever beat this.
36e123 No.16037893
>>16037881
you should really report your dad for molesting you. child abuse is 'not okay.
9d68e2 No.16037894
>>16037881
>muh lack of virginity
<being proud of losing your chance at becoming a wizard and possibly having your entire life's work being taken away by a whore in woman's clothing to only end back up at square one with your job and the clothes on your back
34223e No.16037930
>>16036466
The original game came out in 2002, anon, era of DeviantArt and Gaia Online.
Fuckboys like Sora an Riku were a magnet for squealing fangirls.
d003e5 No.16037932
She better wipe those followers else anyone new is fucked. Good job anons.
a6c4e2 No.16037941
>>16037274
>what's your plan
>not a single mention of your plane crashing hobby
You're not a big guy anon.
5790db No.16037973
i encourage anons for the love of god WEBM YOUR SHIT it's piss easy
>the shit you need:
<OBS
<Webm for retards
and that's it, record the streamer's autism fit and post it here
3151dc No.16037981
>>16037956
>that hysterical laugh
>I'm not mad I swear
>I laugh at you haha
they all the react the same way, you can tell not even that deep inside their heart is breaking
b73957 No.16037988
>>16037474
>Third image
His screen looks like one of those MMO ui images.
fd2eea No.16037998
>>16037474
How can people even be bad at osu? Isn't this guy is supposed to be an epic gamer that others adore? Surely a gook clicker with a copyrighted soundtrack would be a piece of cake for him.
c37cbf No.16038002
Looks like the secret ending is out.
Sora really did die lmao.
2a3cb1 No.16038007
>>16038002
Just the epilogue. Secret ending is next Wednesday/Thursday.
1cb26e No.16038069
>>16037932
saving this one for editing holyshit
4de308 No.16038093
36e123 No.16038118
b73957 No.16038129
a681df No.16038135
>>16038129
THEN FADES AWAY
e53142 No.16038148
>>16038135
AFTER MEETING KAIRI
000000 No.16038168
>>16037121
It teaches how to deal with rapefugees, niggers and jews, so it is already the best entertainment production of the past year.
>>16037217
>has been consistent in its quality all throughout
It hasn't. The series turned into shit after the very first spin-off and the second game.
86d733 No.16038177
b2c06d No.16038198
XIGBAR/BRAIG IS LUXU
XEHANORT WAS A PAWN
4b5a36 No.16038237
>>16037217
Back when I was 10 years old, Kingdom Heats 2 released and loved it, of course I played the shit out of the previous games. Then they announced Kingdom Hearts 3 a year after. It's been nearly 15 years since then and played every version except BBS. Here it is, yet honestly I am not very hyped if not a little disappointed. Maybe if this was getting a PC release I would care a bit more but eh. Maybe it's because I've experienced better action games like DMC or MGR. Will always have a special place though.
599caa No.16038243
>>16038198
who the fuck is luxu?
599caa No.16038248
he never even stood a chance
b2c06d No.16038256
>>16038243
Luxu was the apprentice entrusted by the Master of Masters to handle the keyblade containing his "eye". Considering that "Braig's" entire motivation was to get a keyblade of his own, this should induce massive salt. Sora dying felt inconsequential in retrospect.
599caa No.16038263
>>16038256
do people know about this shit? i feel like nobody will know who luxu or master of masters is, i barely know who Braig is.
60b15b No.16038266
>>16038263
Welcome to Kingdom Hearts lore.
b2c06d No.16038273
>>16038263
KHfags are autistic enough to go through the entire lore so the only thing it probably wouldn't work on is on camwhores.
e53142 No.16038276
>>16038266
i opened the kingdom hearts wiki and i have a massive headache after reading that shit, it's like opening the necronomicon
6d38e1 No.16038277
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16036466
played the ps3 hd version less than a year ago, it
felt like I was playing dissidia but the characters were covered in molasses
honestly I think Spectrobes of all things is the better disney JRPG franchise
599caa No.16038293
>>16038276
>click on video hoping to get a nice summary
<three hours and 15 minutes
now this is autism.
599caa No.16038333
>watching video
>master says he's going to fade away one day
<sora fades at end of kh3
is sora the master? i thought nomura was just somewhat edgy not full blown mental
91d553 No.16038364
>>16037090
Just say soyboy.
e798f3 No.16038366
>>16037881
I actually really like being a virgin, it allows for powers that non-virgins will never have, like memetics
b2c06d No.16038371
>>16038333 (checked)
Nomura takes seemingly insignificant details in previous titles and autistically ties them in together all the time. I wouldn't be surprised if Sora really was the MoM.
28b422 No.16038379
>>16037881
I don't know what you think you're trying to prove by insulting me. Don't you feel pathetic butting in where you're not wanted, troll. Do you even know what the word "netiquette" means?
05db84 No.16038382
>>16038198
If you want to hurt KHfags real hard this is what you should go for.
This is a major reveal that people have been waiting on for quite some time, it is absolutely stupid that Braig is Luxu but that's Nomura for you.
5443df No.16038410
>>16038198
anon, this was one spoiler i did not expect and now im pissed.
5443df No.16038419
>>16037881
I'm not a virgin and I still find spoiler raids fun
Perhaps you're just a faggot
e53142 No.16038427
>>16038410
what the fuck are you doing here then?
16ed32 No.16038456
time to put this new spoiler to the test
b2c06d No.16038460
6 gorillion hours in MSPaint
a681df No.16038478
>>16038471
>i-its not real!
Then why are you deleting it you cuck?
e18c6b No.16038486
>>16038168
I wouldn't know, I've never actually sat down and played KH. I gave up on Square from FFX onward.
From an outside perspective though, it seemed like the series has been consistent through and through. Stupidly written and shit, sure. But comparing that to the grand disappointment that was Duke 3D to Duke Nukem Forever, my lens of consistency might be a little distorted.
1f3464 No.16038498
>>16038198
Really, I'm just curious how the hell Xigbar was Luxu and why does he already have his eyepatch and scar?
599caa No.16038499
>we're in the "corporate fanfiction exists" timeline
why lads
a6c4e2 No.16038550
>>16037881
These raids never stopped being great even after I lost my wizard powers.
1659ef No.16038570
>>16037327
>What in the jumping jack FUCK is the draw of Sonic for these retards?
It was explained in a screencap I currently don't have. But in short, Sonic hits a sweet spot in between childhood and teenage years: he becomes a relatable icon for 12 years old who are too old for Disney, but cannot yet appreciate full edgy.
e53142 No.16038602
>watching ending video
>xehanort just hands the X blade
ok
199917 No.16038630
>>16038333
Multiple different time travel rulesets have all already been established by the series, so it's totally possible.
000000 No.16038632
>>16036403
Prepare to spoil the extra ending patch/DLC when it is released.
Also, for mining salt in other languages:
"Sora seals Zehanort and vanishes after meeting Kairi" in:
-German: Sora besiegelt Xehanort und verschwindet, nachdem er Kairi getroffen hat.
-Russian: Сора запечатывает Ксеханорта и исчезает после встречи с Кайри
-Italian: Sora sigilla Xehanort e svanisce dopo aver incontrato Kairi.
-French: Sora scelle Xehanort et disparaît après avoir rencontré Kairi.
-Spanish: Sora sella a Xehanort y desaparece después de encontrarse con Kairi.
-Portuguese: Sora sela Xehanort e desaparece depois de se encontrar com Kairi.
-Japanese: ソラ は ゼハノオト を 封印し でも カイリ に 遇った 時 に ソラ わ 消えるし
f4fd66 No.16038634
>>16038277
Spectrobes was actually okay except for the bland dungeon designs.
dee810 No.16038649
>>16037881
Nice try, but I already lost my virginity on accident when I was a child.
75cf61 No.16038664
>>16037881
Fredrick Brennan?!?
a6c4e2 No.16038675
File: 159bd49fcc43900⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 177.82 KB, 1141x853, 1141:853, hotwheels dragon dildos.jpg)
>>16038664
Hotwheels was never a virgin. He was known as a mass rapist, riding his rape machine the world over.
75cf61 No.16038685
>>16038652
Hiring assassins is still killing, even by proxy.
75cf61 No.16038690
>>16038675
I fucking wish, but the faggot created this website straight out of wizardchan: you have to be a virgin to post.
The moment he went to the Philippines and fucked trannies, his life was over. Now he's a born again christcuck.
cfcc41 No.16038697
>>16038690
The reason he left wizchan was because he fucked a hamplanet who then trashed his apartment and literally shit in his bed.
c39c42 No.16038698
>>16038690
>The moment he went to the Philippines and fucked trannies
>trannies
>not the fat whale for which he got kicked out of wizchan
How fucking new are you faggots?
000000 No.16038699
>>16038118
>>16038093
>>16038129
>>16038135
>>16038148
>>16038435
THIRTEEN YEARS
AFTER ALL THIS WAITING IT WASN'T WORTH IT
IT AS LITTLE LATE NOW
REGARDLESS OF ALL THE SPOILERS
NOTHING WAS WORTH THE WAIT
Now sing all of those, a-la Simple and Clean, record, and spread to all places.
9c1983 No.16038705
>>16038690
>he doesn't know that hotwheels was shunned by wizardchan for fucking a woman
>muh christcucks
Painfully new. Get lost.
75cf61 No.16038709
>>16038697
I utterly forgot that, thanks for the reminder
>>16038698
Nah, I recall that too, and that shit Al Jazerra documentary with his kike handler
599caa No.16038713
>>16038630
jesus chris.
i just spend two hours trying to learn the story so i can spoil it better
and the only thing i can figure out is that the writer must be insane. this is like trying to figure out the ending to templeOS.
>>16038697
>>16038698
>freds legacy will be lost to history
i need a drink fams.
75cf61 No.16038716
>>16038705
It's true, he wants nothing to do with imageboards or >>>/christian/
ChadChristian go on missions and minister
Christcucks like Brennan stay @ hone and loiter.
fe51c0 No.16038717
I've never cared about, or even played, any of this obviously-for-children weeabo bullshit, so while it's somewhat funny to see apparently grown people losing their minds over it, it's also hugely depressing that there's this many Tubefags polluting the world with their mindless noise.
599caa No.16038719
>>16038716
christians that move to asia to proselytize aren't real christians imo. i came to dislike these people after living in asia for a while. they're just perverts looking for a visa, might as well join a cult at that point.
9c1983 No.16038722
>>16038716
>why does the wheelchair-bound cripple stay at home and make fonts?
>he must be a cuckold
599caa No.16038725
>>16038717
kimgdom hearts is late stage capitalism at its finest. hitler2 when lads
c39c42 No.16038727
>>16038719
I'm pretty sure Spicy Spokes didn't move to Asia for religious reasons. It's because jim wanted to bait him in and fatten him up before feeding him to the pigs
>>16038722
>wheelchair-bound cripple with glass bones who's past his expected lifespan
ftfy
000000 No.16038731
>>16038699
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
YOU WONT HEAR ME SAY
(instead of "please Oh baby, don't go")
SORA SEALS XENAHORT
(instead of "Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight")
THEN FADES AWAY
AFTER MEETING KAIRI
OH GOD SORA IS DEAD
(instead of "It's hard to let it go")
THE WAIT WASN'T WORTH
(instead of "Hold me")
THIRTEEN YEARS
(instead of "Whatever lies beyond this morning)
AFTER ALL THIS WAITING IT WASN'T WORTH IT
(instead of "Is a little later on)
IT AS LITTLE LATE NOW
(instead of "Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all)
REGARDLESS OF SPOILERS THAT SCARED US ALL
(instead of "Nothing's like before)
NOTHING WAS WORTH THE WAIT
599caa No.16038733
>>16038727
i'm more talking about some other 4chon posters, hotwheels is clearly a special case.
75cf61 No.16038735
>>16038719
Exactly
>>16038722
I'm sorry ChristNEET
reads like cum stains
469f20 No.16038744
>>16038333
I don't have the screencaps on me but anons predicted Sora being MoM from the future a year ago.
4a205a No.16038747
>>16037822
>la creatura streaming
Do normalfags actually watch this shit?
29aebf No.16038771
>hero beats bad guy
wow huge spoilers
75cf61 No.16038781
>>16038771
Hero dies saving Tripitaka
1f3464 No.16038783
>>16038771
It's the "and then fucking dies" part that's supposed to cause salt.
4a205a No.16038805
>>16038256
>Master of Masters
so who was that guy anyway? he was LOL believe me! kind of character.
b2c06d No.16038835
>>16038805
He was a keyblade master with prophetic future vision powers. It's implied that he is responsible for the keyblade war and the rest of the major events in kingdom hearts.
000000 No.16038840
>>16038771
And yet, you are all salty after the spoilers.
4a205a No.16038851
>>16038835
so, even with all the spoilers, no one knows why is he doing all that shit?
29aebf No.16038942
>>16038783
it's a video game series, it's just a plot hook for a sequel
>>16038840
i've never played KH before, just pointing out this only a spoiler for idiots
000000 No.16038994
>>16038851
The writer is literally a old, senile faggot abomination. Nothing in the plot really matters.
04bd29 No.16039180
>>16038333
No, the master is going to be Lea. It makes the most sense and their two VA's are really similar.
094e42 No.16039433
They're too scared to ban you because they don't want to read it. Have fun anons.
000000 No.16039437
>>16036403
Get ready to spoiler Shenmue 3 when it is finally released. That one might be an even bigger salt mine.
a681df No.16039515
795b77 No.16039597
I've been a fan of the kh games since I played 2 back in 2006.
At the point I also realized Nomura has gone senile and completely shat the bed with the story.
I'm still gonna play the game, im just gonna borrow it from my friend after he beats it now.
795b77 No.16039599
This game isnt worth my money anymore.
000000 No.16040212
>>16039599
No game is worth any money.
Fun is always free.
21b612 No.16040325
Conversation with a moderater. Luckily I invested in my speech stat and didn't get banned.
9d68e2 No.16040349
>>16040325
>>16040328
Yup, Disney fans are much like horse owners.
And you know how horse people are…
378749 No.16040387
>>16040212
>Fun is always free.
>id: 000000
yeah sure buddy
2e2e24 No.16040392
Kairi gets raped by goblins????
2e2e24 No.16040497
>>16040488
>There are jews in Kingdom Hearts?
THERE ARE?!
a57da8 No.16040506
>>16040497
Why do you think Sora wants to get rid of the darkness?
1f3464 No.16040560
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>AVGN made a KH video
Let's try posting spoilers there.
37ba44 No.16040597
>>16040349
That is why Yidsney must burn.
726733 No.16040617
>>16040506
By that logic, Sora was the Allies to Xenanorts
ambitions.
0bc0a4 No.16040663
>>16040349
>And you know how horse people are…
No I actually don't.
Do I want to know?
sage for offtopic
2e2e24 No.16040723
>>16040663
Maybe the like arm long dicks and gas tank deep vaginas?
a2a46d No.16040790
Sorry for the delay, but I'm back on the DA front.
I spent all day doing things on another board and it looks like my account wasn't actually banned since I was still able to spoil this femboy cosplayer.
Enjoy the fresh and rare DA salt.
40ac80 No.16040836
>>16036518
Finally, that site is now actually relevant to the thread. Too bad nobody reads it.
http://archive.is/I0hn1
cf705a No.16040843
>>16038293
<And, here's Western autism (That's just the tip)
cf705a No.16040858
>>16038277
>Spectrobes
I really need to see about getting back into that sometime soon.
221e41 No.16040974
>>16040560
Posted the raid message there in comments, kind of doubting anyone'll give a shit.
fb22d6 No.16041002
kinda unhappy seeing people spoiling people just trying to have fun. put more attention to the Egirls or "le epic gamer" people rather than autism joe
a2a46d No.16041010
>Even DA users know about the navy seals copy pasta now
Fug, gotta be more original next time.
Looking at comments on the profiles people I spoiled and my own, it appears like as if there are people watching my activity. Luckily I found some gifs in depths of pixiv that they'll enjoy!
Here's the links for you faggots who want see this shit.
https://a.uguu.se/T4ZgZXf10vE1.gif
https://a.uguu.se/5yfi8LloNVQx.gif
ffd151 No.16041092
>>16040349
Actually, I live in Kentucky, and the horse owners here are trying to get theirs into races. I don't know about other states.
2f2782 No.16041110
>>16040328
>promise u wont spoil anything?
<Of course not
378749 No.16041118
>>16040843
>max-autism
holy shit
cf705a No.16041135
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16041118
It gets better.
378749 No.16041165
>>16041135
Well I seen everything now
43cbb8 No.16041219
>>16041175
I can't see this video, it breaks immediately
ae888c No.16041434
>>16041228
Purfect, thak u
cf705a No.16041445
000000 No.16041536
>>16040560
The desperation of a failing "career".
The guy is now resorting to the fad of the week to stay relevant.
>Went and watched cisbusters in the theater anyway
>reviewd Feminist shit Woman, after saying that he was bored by capeshit movies because they are all the same
>lazily produces the nerd videos without any will to do it anymore
>now is reviewing current releases as soon as they become the fad of the week
>>16040617
If they are ugly and parasitic, they are jews.
>>16041002
Bringing unhappiness to subhumans is the peak of satisfaction.
d45b8f No.16041552
Please, tell me that its a cloud that only resemble a Star War Imperial Star Destroyer by accident; Or at least tell me that is just an innocent easter egg, PLEASE.
000000 No.16041558
>>16041445
On that device, an old version chrome & android.
This one not telling.
>>16041536
>Bringing unhappiness to subhumans is the peak of satisfaction.
How's the kike life?
000000 No.16041569
>>16041552
……….
You can't even tell from the shadow?
Are people really really dumb, and not know how to follow a story?
Tell me, what's the next scene.
3652bb No.16041580
>>16041552
It's the gummi ship. Riku is picking everyone up for the beach party.
93c3ea No.16042034
>>16036539
Nigger, I can't even listen to it.
93c3ea No.16042044
Could make for a fantastic /v/ sings thing, though.
094e42 No.16042536
The fuck is up with Twitchs tagging?
d02438 No.16042582
>>16036466
because it is the ultimate fan fiction game(disregarding mugen), and many people who were teens and actually wrote fan faction are now adults and it's all about muh nostalgia
d02438 No.16042586
>>16040843
>>16041118
>>16041135
>>16041165
tl;dr version
does not include the new game, which brings in a ton more autism
5fb1d2 No.16042714
>>16042586
This shit is more convoluted than the plot of LOST.
d02438 No.16042728
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16042714
oh no, it's not that simple, now, there is 2 comic book series, a new game that is just starting out it's life cycle, and the original characters, as in the ones who are insane and travel thru time, find their younger, non insane selfs, and there is at least two groups of identical characters from other timelines, trying to screw each other over
the video shows you what I mean
ed253f No.16042760
>>16037534
I can't wait until the sequel where Sora comes back but then immediately dies from picking up a bomb that looks like a keyblade.
d02438 No.16042885
just a little something I made
5af39d No.16043250
>>16041135
>50000 macguffins
>ancient aliens
>time travel
>numbered multiverse
>it's a big loop and nothing even maters in the end
this is the most reddit thing I've seen all day
d02438 No.16043269
>>16043250
you're just too much of a brainlet to fully APPRECIATE how deep this story is, man. It's either that, or the team has to put in some bullshit excuse for why they have to continue the story 2-3 years from now no matter what
d02438 No.16043284
>>16043277
I love it when normalfags over react, like they would irl. And over a fucking video game spoiler, no less, you can tell that person is about to start screaming in their house, and probably would, if they were pushed a bit more in a unmoderated environment
5c7b0f No.16043290
>>16043277
>walkthrough
>for a game you've undoubtedly never played before
094e42 No.16043296
>>16043290
Gotta draw in viewers with stupid shit.
094e42 No.16043303
If you want to be called a cunt and pathetic, this is a good stream.
094e42 No.16043308
>>16043303
Mod staff are fun as well.
d02438 No.16043309
>>16043303
>Furry/scalie
>sonicfag
exactly as I imagined he would look like
094e42 No.16043315
>>16043309
Fuck I wish I set up OBS
He went on a small rant on how being a virgin is fine and not to use it as a insult, just call spoilers pathetic. If that doesn't say it all.
5af39d No.16043328
>>16043315
>post the pasta
>get b&
>acts like a tard
I wish I was recording too. That was hilarious.
094e42 No.16043339
> Raid happens
> This comes on screen
Deserve it.
d02438 No.16044219
>>16044122
>please sub, guys!
c995ad No.16044322
>>16044122
>dragon with human hair in Dr. Eggmans outfit
how awful
367778 No.16044690
>>16044322
possibly the most overrated anime of all time.
795b77 No.16044736
>>16043296
>>16044122
How the fuck are people playing KH3 already?
Doesnt it come out in 3 days?
795b77 No.16044747
Oh fuck I just googled it.
I thought it comes out on the 29th what the fuck.
3652bb No.16046184
>>16046169
We still haven't seen the secret movie. Honestly the content of the epilogue was more what I expected from the secret movie so I have no idea what to expect from it now.
93c3ea No.16046187
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Many shades of black. Thank goodness you're not , Very lovely.
93c3ea No.16046193
I'm banned. Take my hand and run. Run.
60b15b No.16046202
>>16044736
A lot of retailers probably broke the release date and sold the game early. This is, presumably, why so many spoilers were leaked in the form of actual video footage as well.
93c3ea No.16046221
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16046202
Nothing probable about it. Stop skirting around what you know is correct.
93c3ea No.16050600
What a fortunate place to be. Keep rolling, I believe something aside from salt may shake out. Eventually.
afc969 No.16050625
>>16042536
>KH stream
>Mental Health and LGBTBBQ
144b31 No.16050628
>>16050625
>being gormless
>smoking butthash
1f3464 No.16050637
>>16046202
No, you idiot. Some nigger stole 50 copies and claims to have sold about 10 of them, which seems to be true. The Japs also had their copies released on the 25th or the 24th, depending on which timezone you're in.
f5aa2d No.16050700
>>16037398
RandomInternetUserDude gets it
93c3ea No.16050823
>>16050637
Thank goodness. The nature of the CHEF and everyone else.
These little niggers best know I have ALWAYS been available.
93c3ea No.16050826
Just video games, right? Just that.
93c3ea No.16050858
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I wanted my hoppy to not be troubled. If the world must know. This is a den of hitmen. Oy vey, you found them.
Well? You certainly don't have an answer.Unless (((You))) have a contract. Suppose I sit here, anyway. Seems you like trouble anyway. Tell me if I am lying.
bb5d4a No.16053505
>>16046169
I actually want to discuss the game&leaks, and >>16034719 is being spammed with spoilers we already know.
I'm theorizing MoM actually wanted to produce Namine since Luxu spent most of his working time with them. Does he really need people from two worlds to do the time thing?
I'm not much into the game, thus I don't recall if time travel was confirmed.
000000 No.16053695
>>16053505
Everything was planned by Timon so he could rule all worlds in order to forget all his problems.
75171b No.16054851
>>16053695
>Timon
From Lion King, or Xenahort, 'cause even he lost
126970 No.16056701
Anyone got any links to the game? I don't want to purchase this piece of shit or update my ps4 for it.
5c7b0f No.16057703
I've just been informed this game has no gummi ships. This alone should completely overshadow the spoilers.
000000 No.16061245
>>16057703
It has nothing worth, really.
It is just a "finish the current saga to shut up the retards that care about the plot and get their money".
2d7789 No.16061602
>>16057703
You must of heard wrong, I've seen multiple gameplay of Gummi ships, it's just handled differently and you can skip most battles.