5987ef No.16010769
I HOPE ALL YOU FRESH CEPHALOPODS ENJOYED YOURSELVES SO LETS START THE NEW YEAR RIGHT AS WE PLAY TURF WAR AND RANKED!!
Now for some Funky Fresh Questions!
HOW FRESH ARE YOU!?
HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?
HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?
Previous Thread: >>15909670
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WEEKEND PRIVATE BATTLE DETAILS or also looking for people to Squad or Twin with, DOWN BELOW!!!
Join our Mumble server for Squid Cephalopod Squad multiplayer fun (Friday / Saturday / Sunday) and casual voice-chat:
http://wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page
Label: Swamp - Address: swamp.li - Port: 64738
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CURRENT NEWS:
● THIS JUST IN, TEAM FAMILY LOST TO TEAM FRIENDS IN A 2-1 VICTORY, LOOKS LIKE INK AIN'T THICKER THAN WATER AFTER ALL
Here are some resources
SPLAT NET CATALOG
https://gesotown.ink/
his link helps view the gear that's been on splatnet for the past few weeks. Hopefully an anon in the thread snagged one and you two can share friend codes and gear share.
CHECK MAP ROTATION
https://splatoon2.ink/
This link lets you see the map rotation and Salmon run rotation as well
507e5c No.16010804
Friendly reminder that Marina is best girl.
c21fe8 No.16010828
>people actually pay for Nintendo Online
>People actually pay for P2P, no Anti Cheat, no proper VC and horrible lag
406efb No.16010833
Octolings are inferior
Cuntboys are inferior
THREADLY ANIKI
Join the Mumble, squidiots! You can meet your favorite cephalosquad attention whores(like me) and play private matches with some wonderful kids and squids!
b8c2ea No.16010837
>>16010804
Friendly reminder that you have shit taste.
8001c7 No.16011082
Anyone here likes playing Persona 5? Joker and Inkling Girl make a cute pair.
431ba8 No.16011684
>>16010804
its only because its a choice between her and goblin so she wins be default.
2eb9fc No.16012740
>Using my Toonami Bump BETA…AW SHIT i didnt post the better version
811903 No.16012755
>>16010833
>Cuntboys are inferior
RUDE
6146ef No.16013097
>driving to meet with barrel
>snow drifts for two of the three hour drive
>survive the drive
>hours later
>drive home
>tired
>more snow drifts
>see exit sign
>"Salm R ->"
>driving closer
>snow drifts getting heavier
>"Salmon Run ->"
>hear the siren song of fish genocide
>eyelids heavy
>almost near the exit ramp
>snow drifts immediately clear
>"Salem Rd ->"
>immediately turn the wheel away from the exit
>almost extended my drive time significantly because I subconsciously think about this game now
139859 No.16013241
>>16011684
I prefer the Globlin, personally.
5987ef No.16015233
>>16012740
I'm sorry anon but it was so good I had to put it in the OP
e4c104 No.16016988
>>16010774
>tfw no octo bride
873e9b No.16017439
Not dead, just afk for the moment. I'm working on text mods for the game now that I got finally made a clean rip of the game with the latest update. There are a fuckton of splatfest names to work with.
Also, I have no idea why the default girl hairstyle from 1 is called "Hippie".
873e9b No.16017537
db16aa No.16018065
>>16017537
Why, the big game, of course. I fucking hate football
8001c7 No.16019284
i kinda wish splatoon 2 and its dlc never existed. especially the characters they introduced. i really do miss the Splatoon 1 days with Callie vs Marie splatfests sometimes
f247bd No.16020204
File: 1229275f6d2b03a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 601.69 KB, 1030x990, 103:99, 2828285 - Paruko Splatoon ….png)
which splatoons glow in the dark? imagine being able to see only by your lovers soft light
811903 No.16020268
>>16020204
Is this a cuntboy?
f247bd No.16020324
>>16020268
im sorry to disappoint you but definitely not. however, i wish you the best of luck in collecting your slaneeshi tributes.
507e5c No.16023433
>>16023380
Enjoying that peer to peer yet?
139859 No.16023449
>>16020204
I remember a story from /tg/ about that.
I'm pretty sure that Anon died.
507e5c No.16023866
>>16020204
>Which splatoons glow in the dark?
Pretty sure Marina does, Although I think there are only around two species of Octos in real life that have bioluminescence as that's mostly a squid thing.
e08481 No.16024207
>>16023380
>unloading on the rail generator with green
>random purple splashdown from outside its effective range activates it instead
Thanks, doc.
2eb9fc No.16025355
Alright I got the new bumper guys
322067 No.16026144
>>16010804
the things I would do to that octopus.
139859 No.16028053
>>16026144
Stir fry, deep fried in batter, barbequed over coal
916dc8 No.16028075
>>16025355
what you make these in?
2eb9fc No.16028083
916dc8 No.16028113
>>16028083
you make the bumper graphics yourself or did you get them somewhere
2eb9fc No.16028180
>>16028113
I got them somewhere off youtube, I had to re-edit a few of these since some of the video files where gone so I had to improvise SFX in these
655151 No.16029183
Marina teaching squiddo's how to drill fish oil.
1a6d65 No.16029241
>>16029183
>squiddo's
>squiddo'is
>squiddo is
>…teaching squiddo is how to…
Just leave the apostrophes out if you don't know how to use them, lad :^)
811903 No.16029250
>>16029183
I bet cuntboys have the most
6a6180 No.16029660
>>16029501
There already exists a workaround to get keyboard and mouse to work with Squid 2. It doesn't quite feel right, apparently.
873e9b No.16030019
>>16029660
How does it work?
203b63 No.16030440
Hello, fellow shills squids on reddit. Just keep staying awesome, like SCIENCE!
49d29c No.16031317
>>16029183
>Look up full picture
>futa
Every time.
406efb No.16031667
>>16030019
By using devices like reasnow Cross Hair Convertor or CronusMAX PLUS. The mouse control is apparently awkward. I haven't tried it, myself.
406efb No.16031716
>>16031667
>>16030019
I forgot to mention that motion controls can't be mapped to these yet. Stick controls are mapped to the mouse.
873e9b No.16032923
>>16031667
>>16031716
>shitty $70+ overpriced box with fake controller mapping and right stick functionality for mouse
ew
There has to be another way, I just tested a usb keyboard and it works for text inputs straight out of the box. Maybe there's a way to see what's going on with cfw, or the game has some sort of input settings in the core files, but I'm finding little to no documentation on this.
6a6180 No.16033203
>>16032923
Keyboard has been confirmed to work pretty much within the first couple of months of the Switch being released, yeah.
b626d5 No.16033214
>>16031317
>solo futa
>not futa on female
garbage. not your post, but pictures with only one futa in them as the focus.
038389 No.16033555
>Mr Nogami and Mr Takahashi discuss the making of Splatoon at the V&A Museum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnEPSIE2nKw
2de345 No.16033560
>>16033555
>Trips
That makes more sense than the faggots that go "MUH ARTFORM" you have to make sure the damn thing works first before going full out autism with the graphics.
3407ae No.16036714
I like bombs. Can you tell?
873e9b No.16036752
Bonnie, please go on Tox if can. I want to offer you something.
This antox shit is the bane of my existence, the PC client is way better
51074a No.16036768
<<16030440
>cuckchan rapefugee calling others redditors
Splatoon threads have been around longer than you have, newfaggot.
>>16033555 (checked)
If only more game devs shared this mentality instead of fruitlessly chasing after pedowoods' dick.
873e9b No.16041360
>>16039701
>runs cfw online and uses mods without any care in the world
<save editing can get a console ban shoved up your ass
Why do I get the feeling Nintendo won't give him a console ban?
d17c08 No.16043603
>>16010769
Even sinking into a tit bigger than his head octofag looks as gay as ever
2eb9fc No.16046032
ABSOLUTE HAPPENING SHELDONS PICKS ARE COMING BACK
2eb9fc No.16046038
ALSO
They're gunna let us test save data
811903 No.16046055
>>16043603
That's because he wants to get his shota ass drilled while he sucks on Marina's big black nipples
873e9b No.16046300
>>16046032
>Bamboozler 14 Mk III
Shit, now I'm going to be torn between two different kits. I'm intrigued as to what special they'll give it now that there's no Inkstrike. Burst bombs with burst bomb launcher special never ever, though.
>a Testfire that you can transfer save data to
I guess shitter hunting season is coming again, and it's going to be a big one. They better not fucking put the demo behind the switch online paywall.
55c613 No.16047047
What does squid ink taste like?
e8a65f No.16048019
>>16046038
>They're gunna let us test save data
I don't follow. What does this mean?
3df1c3 No.16048034
>>16047047
slightly salty and fishy.
873e9b No.16048887
>>16048019
I think the person in the pic meant to say that existing saves would be carried over to the demo.
1f8db9 No.16048904
>>16048034
Salty coins and milk
What do cuntboys taste like?
a2529b No.16048931
>>16048019
Might mean save data backups for Splatoon 2. You know, one of those "selling points" of their $20 "service" that doesn't actually work for any of the online multiplayer games that people would have bought the "service" for in the first place.
9aa114 No.16050806
>>16010769
Is this game worth dropping 70 bucks on? Just bought the switch for wargroove, smash, and the classic platformers. Thinking either this or Mario kart or maybe diablo. This looks fun but 70 dollars is asking for a lot
873e9b No.16050957
>>16050806
Depending on your situation, the game.might even be worth buying another used switch over.
6a6180 No.16051068
>>16050806
I've played Splatoon 2 for 900 hours. I'd say it was worth my money. If you decide to buy the game, join the Mumble. We're always looking for new players and are willing to give you some pointers.
1e24b3 No.16053038
>>16050806
I bought a Wii U primarily to play Splatoon 1 and a Switch just to play Splatoon 2, and yes, it was worth it. Splatoon 2 still has an active group of players on the Mumble here and we've been trying to make Splatoon 1 nights a regular thing too.
e08481 No.16053210
b61814 No.16053355
>>16053228
Naturally. Will you take responsibility?
6a6180 No.16054761
Should I continue trying to learn gold dynamo roller or should I try a new weapon? If a new weapon, which one?
873e9b No.16054878
>>16054761
What kind of problems do you have when using it?
507e5c No.16054893
>>16053355
Of course, only niggers abandon their child.
>>16054761
Practise, if you give up that easy you will never be good at anything.
873e9b No.16057682
>>16054878
Allow me to rephrase. Is there anything you've been noticing you can't do well with it?
6a6180 No.16058110
>>16057682
>>16054878
> Is there anything you've been noticing you can't do well with it?
Multiple splats in a short period of time. Dynamo is, well, slow. Also, Despite running a pure of main power up, splats aren't as consistent, as I think they should be.
Don't get me wrong. I love the dynamo roller. It's a really fun weapon with an awesome kit. I was mostly asking because I like to dabble into many different weapons.
>>16057762
>I believe that's the roller I played a good fifty hours or so with. When I noticed I kept easily dying from sniper fire or other weapons, I decided to switch to the brellas.
I've been playing tentatek splattershot for like 400+ hours and I still can't get over the fact that it's legitimately too slow to kill when in my hands. It takes 5 to 6 direct hits within its effective range. Meanwhile, other people in league are 1 and 2 hit splatting me with it.
e08481 No.16059125
I have nobody else to blame but myself.
873e9b No.16062056
>>16058110
The dynamo is good for acting on reads you get from your opponents. For example, you can throw a splat bomb in one direction and then immediately get ready to flick in another. Roll the bomb for quick opponents, or throw it to give yourself time to give yourself the right opportunity. This kind of strategy can be especially useful for dodge rolls if done correctly, as they will only move the player a set distance from where they were before and they can only change direction once during a double dodge roll. The main thing to remember, though, is to always keep a safe distance. If nothing else, you can stay behind a teammate for support.
As for getting multiple splats, you can try playing mind games with the splat bombs to coax opponents all into one spot.
>I was mostly asking because I like to dabble into many different weapons.
Same here. Just don't ask me how to use a Carbon Roller.
>>16059125
But what if I want the Rainmaker?
873e9b No.16062099
>>16062056
Need to add that you shouldn't get too close to a barrier as the picture suggests. Your opponent could make his way onto your side of the barrier, and trap you against the wall because of the speed disadvantage so you can't escape without a fight.
6a6180 No.16062333
>>16062056
>The dynamo is good for acting on reads you get from your opponents. For example, you can throw a splat bomb in one direction and then immediately get ready to flick in another. Roll the bomb for quick opponents, or throw it to give yourself time to give yourself the right opportunity.
That's quite literally my tentatek strategy.I'm not like the other t-tek girls Wonderful drawing, by the way.
>But what if I want the Rainmaker?
Considering my track record, I'd throw the bomb and get caught in the rainmaker explosion. We'd ideally both get splatted.
507e5c No.16062808
>>16061178
>While playing Splatoon 2 for 8 hoursd he will scream phrases such as "Paint him! what are you doing?! Kill him!"
I didn't know putz12 had kids.
17dd6f No.16062871
>>16061178
>>16061222
The article is real, however, it should be noted that it's from a Japanese family and not an American one. You know, where salary men still exist, and the guy is probably literally working himself to death. How dare he want to play some games when he's got some spare time, no?
7feafa No.16063159
>>16061178
wait since when did straw hat girl start posing for beach babe magazines
626983 No.16063673
>>16063159
Bon-Bon sold his Squid Daughter into Prostitution.
811903 No.16063683
>>16063673
Those boys are lovely though
f006a7 No.16064790
>>16063159
>wait since when did straw hat girl start posing for beach babe magazines
Since the whole turf war/clam blitz/splat zones/rainmaker/tower control thing stopped working out due to teleporting players, inkjet shots that Kennedy bullet toward her, enemies surviving being directly inside of booyah bombs, and splattershots taking 6 direct hits to kill.
>>16063673
>Bon-Bon sold his Squid Daughter into Prostitution.
It's modeling, fishbait. Also, who needs money at this point in the game?
>Bon-Bon
873e9b No.16064995
>can't get new splat 2 update directly because new firmware update required
>no public cfw release for 7.0.0
Shit.
>>16064790
>splattershots taking 6 direct hits to kill
Holy shit. Even with 3 subs 9 mains of defense up on someone who didn't touch enemy ink, an Aerospray would still normally have been a five-hit kill.
f84fcb No.16065964
>>16020204
I know this is an old post but apparently all the Inklings can glow in the dark. It's visible in the Smash Ultimate reveal trailer, very briefly. Not sure about Octolings but wouldn't be surprised if they could too.
37594e No.16065978
>>16065964
Most octopus species do not glow, unless they live in very deep water.
f84fcb No.16065984
>>16065978
I believe that, but Octolings are nigh-indistinguishable from Inklings, biologically. Inklings have those little spots that glow, so I wouldn't be surprised if Octoling rings glow as well, just for the sake of equivalency. But I also wouldn't be surprised if they didn't, because the Splatoon devs strike me as people who pick-and-choose whatever they prefer.
507e5c No.16066365
>>16065978
There are a couple of species that do but primarily Octopuses rely on their camouflaging abilities such as changing their skin colour and texture or even mimicking other animals to avoid predators, most squids however do have bioluminescence.
f006a7 No.16066491
>>16065984
>but Octolings are nigh-indistinguishable from Inklings
>posting propaganda in an inkling-controlled zone
Go back to your trash heaps and subway tunnels, octo shill. You lost the Great Turf War. We have the superior number of tentacles.
d17ed1 No.16066753
>>16041382
What did I miss? I haven't played the game in a while, so seeing this new getup for Pearl & Marina has got me all confused. What's it from? Is that also from some hologram concert?
That's a sweet clip too btw, thank you.
3e6dab No.16066877
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16066753
The outfits are related to the single-player DLC from last year, and yes, the hologram concerts still happen every few months; embed related is the most recent one.
d17c08 No.16068153
Today I learned that using a stingray while grinding on a rail makes you fall off
0093cd No.16069237
0f54db No.16069248
>>16015199
Why is Marina wearing a pimp hat?
f84fcb No.16069550
>>16069248
The better question is, why can't we wear pimp hats? or cowboy hats or sailor hats
0093cd No.16069597
>>16069550
I wish there was more nautical gear in general.
5eefca No.16069623
I don't even play the games. I just think the squids and octos are cute. Would it be weird to buy merch if I don't actually play the game though?
5987ef No.16069630
>>16069623
No,I was here since this general's inception and only just recently got the game.
0093cd No.16069631
>>16069623
no but you should play the game anyway
5eefca No.16069633
>>16069631
No money for a Switch though.
0093cd No.16069639
>>16069633
We play Splatoon 1 every so often if you have a Wii U
5eefca No.16069640
0093cd No.16069646
>>16069640
Squigga, save your pennies and get the game. I'll be your best friend.
d17ed1 No.16069686
File: a51fe1dc0e136b4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.03 MB, 1140x800, 57:40, Marina___hime_iida_jajji_k….jpg)
File: 6b85625647caa82⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 112.88 KB, 2000x627, 2000:627, Marina___iida_and_octoling….jpg)
File: bcf17e485d09ccf⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.95 MB, 1488x2105, 1488:2105, Marina_Metal_Owl_Splatoon.png)
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>>16069248
>Why is Marina wearing a pimp hat?
…does anybody even need to ask?
49d29c No.16069715
>>16069248
Why do you ask questions you already know the answer to?
6457df No.16069766
>>16069686
>tfw despair but also erection
mostly erection, tbh.
80bc29 No.16070602
Dear God, do I dare ask if Splatoon 1 is still alive? I want to go back to 2015 so bad, I want to replay the splatfests, GOD I MISS IT SO FUCKING MUCH!!!! that was not the pic I wanted
1e24b3 No.16070628
>>16070602
Last time I checked, you could still find solo ranked matches but not squad matches. We are trying to make Splatoon 1 private battles a regular thing on the Mumble, stop by and let us know what times you're available.
80bc29 No.16070638
>>16070628
Oh fuck yes, I have tox not mumble. I'm available whenever I live in EST, what times do you guys play?
1e24b3 No.16070805
>>16070638
We play in the evenings mostly. There's usually somebody on starting around 8-9 pm EST, with more on weekends (though on Fridays we've got something else going on until 9).
>I have tox not mumble
It's probably easier if you just get mumble. Nobody minds if you don't have a mic or don't want to talk, it just gets everyone onto the same thing. If you really can't use Mumble, I'll see what we can do.
b0deb0 No.16070831
>>16069623
secondaries are superior
80bc29 No.16070857
>>16070805
Daily?
>hough on Fridays we've got something else going on until 9
Do you guys just shitpost and banter or play something else?
I can use mumble but am deebly goncerned for my brivacies and that mumble listens in, or is it encrypted p2p? I don't know how mumble works do I need an email to sign up? That sucks I suppose I'll make one. I'd voice chat but I don't have a golden voice lol. Bretty excited, I'm not some fag memer if you get that from my post. How do I join? Do I have to prove my love for squnny?
1e24b3 No.16070878
>>16070857
>Do you guys just shitpost and banter or play something else?
/tg/ stuff.
>I can use mumble but am deebly goncerned for my brivacies and that mumble listens in, or is it encrypted p2p?
Mumble's safe, we're on a server run by an anon.
>I don't know how mumble works do I need an email to sign up?
No. Just install it and connect with the server info in the OP, one of us will get you registered so you can get in on your own.
2ead50 No.16070884
>>16070805
>>16070638
We're trying to figure out a unified means of getting in touch with people. We have some new members that we don't actually have a direct way to communicate with. Most of use Steam to private message.
>>16070857
>Daily?
Daily.
>Do you guys just shitpost and banter or play something else?
Sometimes the bantz, sometimes Splatoon, sometimes something else.
>do I need an email to sign up?
Nope
>I'd voice chat but I don't have a golden voice lol.
Nobody there does. Well, I do.
2ead50 No.16070896
>>16070884
That reminds me
Hey, James, Aphelion, Berabou, Ben, Chrom, and whoever else I'm missing, we need some means of directly contacting you. Do you have Steam?
873e9b No.16070940
>>16069640
Got a PC that can emulate Wii U?
>>16070602
Solo queue is fine if a bit slow. Some people made a mod for custom Splatfest, but they kept the source shit to themselves and you have to hand them undiscosed unique console data to them if you want to play. Nothing fun like ass vs tits either, I think the last one was reindeer vs snowmen.
>>16070805
>Nobody minds if you don't have a mic or don't want to talk, it just gets everyone onto the same thing
Wait, really?
2ead50 No.16070942
>>16070940
>Wait, really?
There's a text chat option. It's just that everyone talks there. Don't worry if you sound like an autist. Well, worry somewhat if you sound like an autist. If you have your doubts, jump on and hear the rest of the group and see for yourself.
80bc29 No.16070952
>>16070884
>Sometimes the bantz, sometimes Splatoon, sometimes something else.
Ah general idleness.
>Nobody there does. Well, I do.
kek
>>16070878
>/tg/ stuff
Ah I'm afraid I'll be sorely out of place, not even online can I make friends
>Mumble's safe, we're on a server run by an anon.
Alright I'm installing mumble, I'll report in 5 minutes.
80bc29 No.16070962
>>16070952
>>16070884
>>16070878
Alright installed mumble and went through the wizard.
>>16070940
Fuckers, they'll burn in hell.
2ead50 No.16071001
>>16070962
Are you coming in tonight, by chance?
2ead50 No.16071047
>>16070962
Also, you need to get credentials or something to get into the Mumble. It's locked down pretty tight right now. Let us know when you want in.
80bc29 No.16071491
>>16071001
Sorry, I had something to do. I'll be around 2:00 EST.
>>16071047
I have no idea how mumble works, I'm looking it up as I type this. The wizard asked if I wanted to set up or get credentials so I left it default setting, I have to pay more attention.
e08481 No.16071669
Bonnie's tox: 4DFE22927F14C4C8AF08938D88D606E8A8EE6292816390090C2605BD24753A6E510F92106982
4066e0 No.16071762
>>16071669
In case it doesn't work, QR code here
51074a No.16071872
Surprised nobody's mentioned the US+EU Splatfest theme for next weekend, the Japanese one is also currently happening.
d17c08 No.16072027
>>16071937
You are like little baby
4066e0 No.16072045
>>16072027
Cut her some slack. She's trying her best.
I wanted to grayscale and boost the contrast on the splattershot, but the compression artifacts were too much.
28b648 No.16072610
>>16071491
don't worry we should able to register you.
28b648 No.16073151
>>16073116
Glad yah like 'em buddy
80bc29 No.16073731
>>16073163
What do? Yesterday worked fine.
ef4439 No.16073952
>>16073731
j u s t m a k e a d i s c o r d s m h
1e24b3 No.16074119
>>16073731
Did you change the name you were using? Never seen that particular message before but seems like that could be the issue
21bc18 No.16074136
>>16066365
>Octopuses rely on their camouflaging abilities such as changing their skin colour
Does this mean Marina could be white and just chooses to be a nigger?
28b648 No.16074167
>>16073952
discord is shit and you're shit for using it
80bc29 No.16074179
>>16073952
Rather send letters and shit over mail.
>>16074119
No I didn't change the name.
80bc29 No.16074182
>>16074179
Should I just create a new one?
7ad2de No.16074210
>>16073952
>j u s t t r u s t t h e c h i n k s
37594e No.16074225
>>16074136
>chooses to be a nigger
2ead50 No.16074394
>>16073952
>By uploading, distributing, transmitting or otherwise using Your Data with the Services, you grant to us a nonexclusive, transferable, royalty-free, sublicensable, and worldwide license to use Your Data, subject to the Company’s Privacy Policy.
Imagine trusting garbage like this.
088b84 No.16074733
>>16074136
>Chooses to be a nigger
873e9b No.16075218
>>16070638
>I have tox not mumble
You can add me if you want, but I've only been available sporadically as of late.
B0BC5C52FF47793ABB53B33BA2DC8CE2965E73AB563BC263B2E959BC6D3ED12AF2D90CC99439
>>16071937
>>16072027
"Splatoon mumble" sounds a bit generic. I liked the name another anon had from somewhere, "squid shack". I'll work on propaganda promotion material tomorrow, I promise
>>16074179
>Rather send letters and shit over mail.
Woomy Express
784d34 No.16075279
>>16074136
So you're saying she's a reverse michael jackson.
c48830 No.16075281
>>16071872
>Japan's Splatfest is a rehash of a Splatoon 1 Splatfest, one that doesn't even really work because Pearl and Marina swap boke and tsukkomi roles all the time
>US and EU get to decide the all time breakfast champion aka waffles
I feel sorry for those elevens
6a6180 No.16075404
>>16075218
>ll work on propaganda promotion material tomorrow, I promise
Thanks. We're going to make Mumble grow. We will make the Mumble strong again. We will make the Mumble proud again. We will make the Mumble safe again. And we will make the Mumble great again. Who's for regular Splatoon 1 and Splatoon 2 nights? Will a set schedule interest people?
a2529b No.16075553
Splatfest Alert!
The February NA+EU Splatfest has been announced and Marie's prophecy has come to pass. Which breakfast food do you prefer: Pancakes or Waffles?
Pearl's sugar addiction comes onto stage. Before anyone can plot an intervention, Marina starts prattling on about waffles.
In the meantime, Japan has had their own Splatfest. Again. Boke vs Tsukkomi, for the second time.
The first time it happened in Splatoon, Tsukkomi won popularity (57%) as well as the matches (51% at 4x win multiplier).
This time around in Splatoon 2, Tsukkomi's popularity continued to reign, but Boke's win percentage was superior in the new scoring system.
Imagine being Japanese. Imagine 50% of all Splatfests being sponsored by outside parties. Imagine having to do re-runs of sponsored Splatfests.
If that's not bad enough, imagine your few remaining, original Splatfest ideas being chewed up by recycled content as well.
e08481 No.16077979
>>16073952
owo what's this?
5eefca No.16078048
873e9b No.16078482
Some concept art to get a foot in the door. What do you guys think?
2nd time trying out Illustrator
a2529b No.16078523
>>16078482
Those double-Ss on the right all look like they're fucking. I don't like it.
e0512d No.16078548
>>16078482
What, you think you're special just because you drew an S and a more different S? You didn't even do it right!
49d29c No.16078644
>>16078482
The S should be a zigzag shape, not curved.
873e9b No.16078889
Gotta get up in a few hours so this is all for today.
>>16078523
>>16078644
Noted.
>>16075404
>Will a set schedule interest people?
Maybe have 1 and 2 nights one day apart from each other. Maybe 1 on Friday and 2 on Saturday.
>>16078548
I'm trying my best to bring something new to the table. Got any ideas to contribute?
e0512d No.16078939
>>16078889
>Got any ideas to contribute?
Consummate Vs.
6a6180 No.16079181
>>16078482
Reminds me of a 90s independent zine. I miss the 90s.
>>16078548
Can't unsee.
>>16078889
>Maybe 1 on Friday and 2 on Saturday.
That would work well for me starting next month.
358683 No.16079194
>>16078889
Take it from the germans, they know a lot about logo design.
6a54ae No.16079312
>>16079194
Can't improve on perfection.
507e5c No.16079355
>>16075553
Waffles are clearly superior, pancakes are just failed cakes that can't even hold a topping everything just falls off while waffles contain the flavours in their holes.
8870ed No.16083308
Is Splatoon's single player worth downloading and playing in cemu?
d17c08 No.16084096
>>16083308
Basegame eh. Qcto Expansion certainly.
2eb9fc No.16084122
Hold on Datamining and found this
28b648 No.16084162
>>16083308
It's just okay. It was a good way too get a feel for the controls before going into multiplayer, the Squid Sisters talking on the radio was fun, the music was nice and the final boss was pretty great.
>>16084096
I think he meant 1
e08481 No.16084843
>>16083308
It's a fairly robust tutorial, and that's about it.
873e9b No.16085475
>>16079194
>>16079312
I cheated on this one, I traced a Fraktur derivative font.
>>16083308
See for yourself, I uploaded my backup of Splat 1 along with another anon uploading his backup of 2:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1eGUU-nXhMa-TNSp_gtQIFqN_3IcVxrwv
The game's all unpacked and ready to play with Cemu. The main focus of the game is the online multiplayer, so single player mode leaves a lot to be desired. And if you're looking for proper gyro emulation with the mouse, then forget it. The right click to use motion controls function is godawful for a game like this. It sucks when a fucking Wii remote with Motion Plus gets proper motion control mapping before a mouse does. Finally, playing online is possible but you need certs from a Wii U if you want to do that right now.
1e24b3 No.16085538
>>16083308
If there's no chance you'll ever play the multiplayer, probably not. The final boss is really good but everything else is a glorified tutorial.
bf73a1 No.16085615
>>16085475
Octhule Society when?
873e9b No.16086192
>>16083308
>>16085475
To make it perfectly clear how shitty mouse is, I recorded a video presenting, in excruciating detail,
the absolute state of mouse control mapping in cemu
You can't map any button to left and right click or scroll wheel click (left click main, right click sub, scroll wheel click special would be my ideal setup), as that's already used for "capturing" the mouse. It might be useful for some one-off puzzle game, but for Splatoon it is the most inane thing anyone could think of. You can't even move the gyroscope out of the range of the window, imagine that. And the mapping is absolute too: click near a corner of the window, and it will bring you right back to where the camera was pointed the last time you right-clicked there. If you want to get outside of this "frame of vision", you need to move the camera manually using the right stick to where you want the camera to be, then press the recon button.
The keyboard is really good for squidbagging, though.
7ac0dd No.16086272
>>16085475
Careful now. People are going to think we're some kind of Neo-Nazis or something.
873e9b No.16086362
Stick using keyboard seems to handle it fine, I had it on +3 sensitivity. Felt a little awkward but I haven't used stick in God knows how long, if I ever did. I'm thinking about getting my Wii U certs for the hell of it to get a feel for this keyboard setup and see how I do.
>>16086272
oh fuck what are we going to do now
6a6180 No.16087084
>>16073151
>>16072692
Since we're throwing banter around
2eb9fc No.16087457
Well I might as well upload the Finished version of whats in the OP
28b648 No.16088913
>>16087457
You should add Splatoon 1 privates
554248 No.16093451
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
y'all squiggas better be on the right team
f25d9a No.16093457
>>16010769
>>16087457
Not a Splatoon player, but I like these webms.
e8a65f No.16093466
>>16093451
I hope that's actually you.
554248 No.16093521
>>16093466
nah, I found it on reddit
b8c2ea No.16093577
>>16074136
Look Marina's already a shit character, no need to guild that lily any further.
873e9b No.16093659
>>16093451
god i wish that were me
e8a65f No.16093906
NEED SOME PEOPLE FOR PRIVATES! SPLATOON 1 OR 2. IT DOESN'T MATTER!
873e9b No.16093936
873e9b No.16093967
>>16093936
Fuck, these headphones aren't working, give me a few minutes. On standby for 1.
e8a65f No.16093980
PLAYING SPLATOON 1 SOON! WHO WANTS IN!?
e8a65f No.16094594
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Where did it all go wrong, squids?
873e9b No.16097349
>>16094594
>pulp vs no pulp
>now waffles vs pancakes
What's next, bagels vs. donuts?
>>16094490
Jesus christ, they really let themselves go.
bc4c2b No.16097414
>>16094490
Some fat acceptance blog might.
e08481 No.16097817
>>16097476
I think they may be retaining a little too much ink. Because they're faaaaat
0710cc No.16097825
>>16097817
tfw no chubby splatoon gf! ;_;
specially now in winter.
2eb9fc No.16097833
WHOOPS passed out from the mumble
see yah in the morning
e08481 No.16098018
>>16097967
Got Tox? It's almost impossible to contact you via email, it seems.
>I don't know if I'll ever end up using the Mumble.
It's worth looking into. There are a lot of like-minded people who play on there. We can work out private matches and get you league partners.
>I'm on team pancake
Disgusting. Team waffle is better. I have the proof: >>16097811
e08481 No.16098815
2eb9fc No.16100615
Sweet, next project comin up
6f4377 No.16102800
I want to cum inside Marina and make octobabies.
a2529b No.16103959
Splatfest results are in!
Pancakes vs Waffles has concluded. It's a blowout.
Marina pulls out some internet memes and Pearl considers suicide. Despite being incredibly wealthy and spoiled, Pearl apparently has to do her own cooking and cleaning.
<Normal: 1677
>Normal: 1769
<Pro: 1126
>Pro: 1191
I'm glad the Splatfest teams turned out to be blueberry pancake colored instead of the peanut butter and jelly they were advertising.
6a54ae No.16104117
>>16103959
>we are on the right side of history
Has anybody every said that who isn't a sociopathic authoritarian maniac?
873e9b No.16104325
>>16103959
>W-W-W-W-WAFFLECOPTER
Marina has all the charm and wit of sandpaper.
51074a No.16104926
>>16103959
>Great work, Team Waffle. We are on the right side of history.
URGE TO KILL NINTENDO OF AMERICA: RISING
f247bd No.16105311
dont be too crushed, have some waffles. maybe by the time next splatfest rolls around their superior taste will have rubbed off on you and you can pick a less gay team.
774fc2 No.16105342
>>16103959
>there are people who bought splatoon 2
d17c08 No.16105643
>>16103959
<Despite being incredibly wealthy and spoiled, Pearl apparently has to do her own cooking and cleaning.
>Not taking care of yourself and your place
3f4917 No.16106136
>>16105342
Yeah. It's a lot of fun.
e2e140 No.16106191
>>16103959
Every time a Splatfest happens, I get a little sad that they're ending this year.
And then I get fucked over every month, and I can't wait for this game to fucking die so I can finally be free of this bullshit.
3f4917 No.16106718
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Here's that 10x match we won:
5e7b8b No.16108166
>Team waffle won and was on the right side of history
Waffles really are superior to pancakes though
3e2323 No.16108311
>>16108166
No waffles suck
3e6dab No.16108553
https://archive.is/R8K9k
Milk Chocolate vs. Dark Chocolate splatfest when?
49d29c No.16108557
>>16108553
>outrage farm known as resetera
How do you think the left deals with their prestige going in the toilet over night?
0e712f No.16108644
>>16108557
What are you talking about ? Since when are twitter activists caring about "prestige" regarding how they look to us ?
f247bd No.16108656
>>16108553
im not going to defend the corporate decision to deliver an inaccurate product to appeal to normalfag samurais but thats not what really bothers me here, the real problem is that huge seam across their faces that makes them look obese.
49d29c No.16108664
>>16108644
The left cares about social capital and nothing else. It's why they turn on each other so quickly. When one of them gets into a scandal #metoo for a recent example the social hierarchy has shifted, and they virtue signal as hard as they can to get as high up the totem pole as they can before it solidifies again.
0e712f No.16108685
>>16108664
Yes, but what the fuck does this have to do with resetera being as dumb as it always has been regarding plushies you dolt ?
b87c66 No.16108693
>>16108664
the left cares about power, that's why they frame everything in it.
49d29c No.16108700
>>16108685
In the articale it refers to resetera as an "outrage farm" so I was asking how they feel about nobody taking them seriously anymore.
0e712f No.16108792
>>16108700
how is that relevant to anything ? The fact OAG insults them doesn't mean nobody takes them seriously. At all. Are you just stupid ?
Resetera is, sadly, one of the biggest forums online, and drowning even harder in the pseudo-progressive filth we're used to, times ten. They're not worried about shit and they're definitely "taken seriously" as they manage to gather people with influence within the industry.
Again, some blogger (fairly) calling them cunts doesn't mean they care or even know about it, nor will it change shit.
e2e140 No.16109094
>>16108792
>Resetera is, sadly, one of the biggest forums online
If you count all the banned accounts as members, maybe.
49d29c No.16109105
>>16108792
>resetera is taken seriously
Name one place.
>resetera is one of the biggest forums online
Oh you're merely pretending.
507e5c No.16109113
>>16108792
>Resetera is, sadly, one of the biggest forums online
One of the biggest echo chambers maybe but no they're fucking tiny especially given the fact they perma ban 200+ accounts a day.
>And they're definitely "taken seriously"
Is this bait?
0e712f No.16109410
>>16109105
>>16109113
It's taken seriously by "progressives" you faggot. Whether you like it or not, lots of "professionals" (understand, marketers and social media managers and people like last of us' director) find it extremely important and relevant.
Of course it's retarded faggotry. Which is a lot why they like it so much anyway.
Also, regarding how "big" they are, they're even bigger than 8chan if I remember in terms of posters and visitors.
>>16109094
That's a fair point.
f247bd No.16109489
every time i see "video game news" thrown at me its from an article on kotaku, ign, or resetera. so, take that as you will.
db9e95 No.16110232
'Ey where da white squid women at?
a2529b No.16110319
>>16110232
Bonnie is a nigger?
873e9b No.16110330
>>16110232
Is that a photoshop or a mod ?
6735fd No.16110348
>>16110232
She looks clangable.
db9e95 No.16110426
>>16110330
It was the waffle color. Medium blue footprints, dark blue standard color, and near black squid and squid transitions.
2eb9fc No.16110429
Hey anyone wanna do me a solid and post their squids using the amiibo stuff in game. Kinda wanna do a small project
6a6180 No.16111374
>>16110429
I only have the original inkling girl amiibo. The one that comes with the school uniform.
4d6b79 No.16111435
>>16110232
Is there white ink too haha?
2eb9fc No.16111500
>>16111374
Ye that can work
909889 No.16111707
its so sad that if you were to ever make a inkling squirt ink pussy juice in your mouth it would taste like actual paint and you'd be disgusted possibly throw up
000000 No.16111830
>>16111374
Same here. Good taste, but sorry I can't help 2eb9fc.
>>16111707
False
96d6fe No.16112016
>>16074179
You can fix this by changing your name slightly because your certificate expired. once you get in you can contact me and I'll change your name. -Swamp
8566f2 No.16112795
e08481 No.16113628
>>16111500
Okay, so what exactly do you need me to do?
2eb9fc No.16113808
>>16113628
Just take a photo like normal with your inkling thats about it
49d29c No.16114298
>>16111858
>[Adult Squid]
I really like these
2eb9fc No.16114370
>>16114287
Dope ,thanks anon
b34838 No.16114427
>>16114370
If you need more, let me know. Also, be sure to share the result of whatever project you're working on.
873e9b No.16115008
e2e140 No.16115091
>>16115072
It's been a good run, squiddos, but I think it's time to ban these threads if they're going to degrade into posts like these.
2eb9fc No.16116510
>>16115072
Take it outside
b0deb0 No.16116674
>>16109105
>>16109113
It was taken seriously even back when it was neofag.
51074a No.16120701
>>16105311
Who are you talking to?
>>16109105
>Name one place
The only time I've ever heard resetera being taken seriously was when the guy who translates for Hideki Itsuno name dropped it once.
>>16116674
That guy is just listing a bunch of social media platforms to sound hip with the kids.
000000 No.16120762
>>16120701
Does resetera have any ties to Nintendo's localization crew?
51074a No.16120819
>>16120762
Somebody there said their uncle works at Nintendo.
873e9b No.16123945
>>16110429
Just got an Action Replay Powersaves. You want any amiibo in particular? Otherwise, I can just keep uploading pics when I can, I was able to get the bin files for all of them anyway. I can't use Callie or Marie yet, though, because I never started Octo Canyon.
e08481 No.16124048
>>16123945
>can't convince a friend go looking for 3DPD
>not going out without a wingman
>making fun of this cute girl about being single
>she isn't taking the bait
>going to spend Valentine's Day playing Squid Game instead
3e8c2a No.16124181
<16030440
Hey buddy, you're in the wrong place. Cuckchan is 3 blocks down.
873e9b No.16124202
>>16124048
Hey, it could be worse. You could have completely forgotten that it was Valentine's Day.
873e9b No.16124411
While I still can, Happy Saint Valentine's Day, everyone. May your hearts stay pure through these tough times.
e08481 No.16124526
>>16124202
What's wrong with that? Isn't ignorance bliss?
873e9b No.16124624
>>16124526
Not being reminded about what you're already aware of isn't ignorance.
000000 No.16126214
>>16124048
>lusting after 3DPD
gachifag is truly the worst poster in these threads
e08481 No.16127045
>>16126214
>gachifag is truly the worst poster in these threads
You better believe it.
303c1a No.16127063
>>16126214
then who is best poster in these threads?
5e7b8b No.16127170
>>16127063
The one says that Octolings are superior
303c1a No.16127190
9d8484 No.16127196
>>16124202
Why would I remember something that will never matter to me?
6a54ae No.16127205
>>16127170
All fucking Octolings must fucking hang.
322067 No.16127351
>>16028053
>in batter
Yeah, my baby batter.
>>16031317
e08481 No.16127742
>kero eating chocolate in the mumble
>didn't even offer me any
>mfw getting hangry
2eb9fc No.16129879
>>16127742
here man, have a bite of mine
a2529b No.16130081
>>16129879
You are smalltime. Observe this.
19cc00 No.16130135
>>16130081
xenomorph tits or gtfo
2fe394 No.16130443
>>16130081
Nigger how? I'm more curious than disgusted to the point I'd die in a raging fit.
e76bb8 No.16130481
>>16130443
You are turbotard
000000 No.16131022
>>16120701
>The only time I've ever heard resetera being taken seriously was when the guy who translates for Hideki Itsuno name dropped it once.
they're very loud at least
>>16130912
nip devs might listen to them because they think they represent the entire west
873e9b No.16131899
>>16110429
>>16123945
The dances are hypnotic. I'm a bit bummed out though. I couldn't for the life of me get a perfect loop, or remove the overlay.
873e9b No.16131906
And here are some, uh… "outtakes".
873e9b No.16131962
If you save your gearset onto an "amiibo", can another person get that same gearset on their account by scanning the same "amiibo"?
28b648 No.16132036
>>16131899
>5th pic
Did you have to hack in the octo armor?
Give me my fucking mk.1 octo armor Nintendo!
873e9b No.16134199
>>16132036
Actually, SplatHeX had the option to add it in in their gear editor, as "Octoleet Armor." I'm guessing it's already coded into the game as wearable gear
71b8cf No.16135900
>>16134199
>using splathex to get gear not normally attainable
That won't get you console banned or anything.
The irony is not lost on me
e931b9 No.16136641
why is my woomy so retarded?
or is she getting fat?
Hope you guys still have fun playing the game.
All i do now is ordering gear and waiting.
507e5c No.16136701
>>16130443
It's two kit kats next to each other, they don't sell kit kat bars that come in rows of eight only in rows of four.
6a6180 No.16136743
>>16136641
Too many Crusty Seanwiches. That, or Mr. Grizz has been throwing in cake and candy into the bonuses.
join the mumble, squigger
e931b9 No.16136890
Agent Woomy, have you seen any suspiouse Octos?
3e6dab No.16137881
Coming soon to Splatoon 2:
REPLOIDS
https://corocoro.jp/36673/
CoroCoro held another "Design Gear for Splatoon 2" contest, and chose this flaming hyenard as the winner. Download codes will be printed in their Japan-only magazines, as per usual.
3d9529 No.16138003
>>16010769
I love the Marina pic, but hate the faggot on the right. Is there a way to shoop him out of the picture?
dcd460 No.16138018
>>16137881
OW THE FUCKING EDGE
but neat
51074a No.16138129
>>16137881
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
a2529b No.16138483
>>16137881
>Japan-only
Just this once, I'm thankful.
507e5c No.16138606
>>16137881
Nothing personnel squiddo.
873e9b No.16139775
>>16137881
we /deviantart/ now
db9e65 No.16140710
>>16137881
Mr Grizz?
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
Complete Global Saturation
db9e65 No.16140717
LEON KENNEDY YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU MAY HAVE TRIED TO ESCAPE TO THE FAR FUTURE WHERE HUMANITY HAS ALREADY GONE EXTINCT, BUT I’LL MAKE DAMN SURE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE CONTINUES
I’VE CONSPIRED WITH THE OCTOPUS MUTANT TO SUPPORT MY CAUSE, AND WHEN SHE WINS THIS WAR YOU WILL BE REQUIRED BY LAW TO FUCK MY SISTER
e2e140 No.16140752
>>16139775
you wanna play this game, we'll play this game
cd8b22 No.16140786
>>16139775
>>16140752
did someone say deviantart
28b648 No.16141055
>>16140752
I'm okay with the vampire squidgirl. The other two are gutter trash.
90fc91 No.16145256
>want to play squid game
>too busy with homework, taxes, potential new job, followup on crazy person at current job
>mfw
51074a No.16146334
>>16145256
>too busy with homework, taxes, potential new job
>homework
When did they allow adults to enrol into school?
46d342 No.16146691
>>16146334
>splatoon
>adults
bed9c7 No.16146730
>>16146691
>Splatoon
>CUNTBOYS
8a8d63 No.16147507
>>16146730
>Splatoon
>Aniki
873e9b No.16147671
>>16145256
>homework
If you're really desperate to play squid, just do what I'd do: procrastinate and play squid game anyway
8a8d63 No.16147774
>>16147671
That's a great way to fail my classes
Not that it matters, I'm likely dropping them after this semester
873e9b No.16147966
>>16147774
What kinds of classes? Obscure calculus shit?
6a6180 No.16148156
>>16147966
Management and marketing right now, but I have literature(it's all feminist garbage) and Caribbean female authors coming up. We're also having a "civil discussion" on campus today titled "Is Feminism Necessary?" I think you can guess their answer. I get tuition for free because of my job, and even then, I'm considering not taking advantage of it.
873e9b No.16148522
>>16148156
There's no way around those humanities requirements? From what I've heard some schools let you take exams to get course equivalents.
6a6180 No.16148552
ca08a2 No.16148687
>>16148522
Whoops. I fucked that up. There's no way around them, no.
873e9b No.16149402
e08481 No.16151259
I'll try to get it back on topic. Have some squideos.
0bae3a No.16151274
Please stop posting the 3rd pic in the op as it gives me a boner every time and I already masturbate too often.
Thanks,
Guy who has never played either of these shitty looking games
e08481 No.16151284
>>16151274
Nigger, just hide the thread.
2eb9fc No.16151486
Aw kick ass I can use these in the Future Bumpers next time
e08481 No.16151588
>>16151486
There's always more where that came from. I'm a prime source of awkward stupidity in the game. Because I'm awkward and stupid.
bfe8c1 No.16152001
>>16111858
Is there a source on this track or is it just a toonami thing? These are comfy as hell.
51074a No.16161632
>>16151284
Be nice to the newfag, he only just got off the boat from cuckchan.
2eb9fc No.16161935
Made this Salmon Run Bump for the crew
c8caa5 No.16162380
>>16161935
>Later
>Squid Posting
More like always.
Very nice, though.
6a6180 No.16163578
>>16161935
Oh, neat. That was my SR footage.
2eb9fc No.16171054
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5e7b8b No.16171938