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File: c940f5387c2e8a7⋯.gif (2.53 MB, 800x450, 16:9, Pearl and Marina6.gif)

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273bd6  No.16171923

I HOPE ALL YOU FRESH CEPHALOPODS, TIME FLIES SO FAST SO LETS HAVE IT FLY FASTER WITH SOME TURF WAR AND RANKED!!

Now for some Funky Fresh Questions!

HOW FRESH ARE YOU!?

HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?

HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?

Previous Thread: >>16010769

——————

WEEKEND PRIVATE BATTLE DETAILS or also looking for people to Squad or Twin with, DOWN BELOW!!!

Join our Mumble server for Squid Cephalopod Squad multiplayer fun (Friday / Saturday / Sunday) and casual voice-chat:

http://wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page

Label: Swamp - Address: swamp.li - Port: 64738

——————

CURRENT NEWS:

● TEAM WAFFLE SHOWED WHO WAS SUPERIOR WHEN THEY MOLDED TEAM PANKCAKES INTO THEIR IMAGE

Here are some resources

SPLAT NET CATALOG

https://gesotown.ink/

his link helps view the gear that's been on splatnet for the past few weeks. Hopefully an anon in the thread snagged one and you two can share friend codes and gear share.

CHECK MAP ROTATION

https://splatoon2.ink/

This link lets you see the map rotation and Salmon run rotation as well

273bd6  No.16171934

File: 9344f8590b8dc37⋯.jpg (144.31 KB, 850x1619, 850:1619, __octoling_splatoon_series….jpg)

Octolings are Superior!


b97097  No.16172029

File: cd0d87180c0272d⋯.jpg (161.94 KB, 800x600, 4:3, _inkling_splatoon_1_and_et….jpg)

ass


e1de06  No.16172128

>>16171934

All fucking octolings, must fucking hang.


273bd6  No.16172180

>>16172128

>All fucking octolings, must fucking hang.

Out with Inklings in their bedrooms


43b233  No.16172449


273bd6  No.16172584

File: d561deb6e90c10e⋯.jpg (261.78 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Octoling and Inkling4.jpg)

>>16172449

Because Octolings are really cute.


b6aa3f  No.16174844

File: 87eaa35148fcc8b⋯.webm (5.45 MB, 640x360, 16:9, spermatoon.webm)

Threadly Aniki

Octolings are inferior

Cuntboys are inferior


bb450d  No.16175479

File: 9f22c3376efb5d3⋯.webm (6.11 MB, 673x480, 673:480, Marina 2 white.webm)

Marina is NOT WHITE!


df08d6  No.16175561

>>16172584

>>16172180

>>16172449

Where do the CUNTBOYS hang out?


e7b64b  No.16176172

File: e7db899178709ed⋯.png (62.54 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Squitler.png)

>>16175561

Under a sturdy oak tree.


43b233  No.16177039

File: 1536dd83710c129⋯.png (24.32 KB, 257x247, 257:247, bonnie.png)

Meant to post this as banter in the last thread but didn't have the time to finish it.


b6aa3f  No.16177278

File: da25cef404d6f43⋯.jpg (14.11 KB, 468x345, 156:115, 67841b02237d24871a4b92980e….jpg)

File: 35e35c835315484⋯.jpg (76.41 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, 7ab4e94ce8212a490ef320318b….jpg)

>>16175479

Quality.

>>16176172

Ebin.

>>16177039

Fucking lost it hard.

We're off to a great start this thread, boys.


c0a8cb  No.16177328

Feels like Splatoon is a "once per console" series like Smash is. Wii U had Splatoon 1 & the Switch got Splatoon 2. Will we not see Splatoon 3 until the next Nintendo console drops?


f3eb70  No.16177336

>>16175479

good shit


c811ef  No.16177382

>>16177328

I hope so, it's not like there's much more than they do to the series. The idea is simple that I doubt they can add very many spins on the formula for long, so it's best served as a per-console series.


f123cb  No.16177469

>>16177328

Unless they have a really good idea to continue Splatoon 3 on, like a Mario Galaxy 2 situation, think maintaining 2 is the right course of action.

I don't want to see a playerbase split between 2 & 3 either.


10f7ce  No.16178347

>>16177328

>Will we not see Splatoon 3 until the next Nintendo console drops?

I hope there is because the game needs a serious reset if it wants to attract new players. Considering the way the meta is, how people who play even slightly seriously follow it like gospel, and how high ranking people will forever sit on top with no chance of newcomers really gaining much ground, the game is probably dead for new people unless they join up with experienced players.

>The idea is simple that I doubt they can add very many spins on the formula for long, so it's best served as a per-console series.

I can't say I disagree.

>I don't want to see a playerbase split between 2 & 3 either.

I don't either, but I think it would be better than between 1 & 2 being on the same system and all.


75a998  No.16179421

File: abcc607ba82606c⋯.jpg (206.57 KB, 2032x1316, 508:329, b92c60fc50c66d973adab6f462….jpg)

Why haven't you accepted best girl into your life?


065d2a  No.16181068

>>16179421

I dont stick my dick in mutant scum


ea807c  No.16182749

Inklings are literally the most empty, morally bankrupt pieces of shit to ever exist. Their "fashion sense" for clothes is worse than a valley girl's, that is when they're not more scantily clad than prostitutes. They continuously simulate shooting each other's brain out by using their own inner liquids, the promiscuous fuckers. And how the fuck did squids evolve to have their bodies completely obliterated when they enter water, what more than 70 percent of the Earth is at it's surface. Their presence is nature shitting on the entire legacy of human survival.


ebd5d1  No.16182836

File: 697af0075f75bdd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 287.55 KB, 1280x1180, 64:59, 2e9220bf11b6187786a139f259….jpg)

File: 71ccde295099f81⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.3 MB, 2000x2750, 8:11, b649c05874d418c20e11820eac….png)

>>16182749

>that is when they're not more scantily clad than prostitutes

Squid mating relies on color and pattern.

>They continuously simulate shooting each other's brain out by using their own inner liquids, the promiscuous fuckers

Squids can have up to 70,000 eggs.

>And how the fuck did squids evolve to have their bodies completely obliterated when they enter water

Genetic engineering.

>Their presence is nature shitting on the entire legacy of human survival.

Humans are extinct in the Splatoon lore.


0c658b  No.16183350

File: 4d64179647a02dc⋯.jpg (50.14 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1458708615163-2.jpg)

>>16182749

Oh and don't forget

>Has the technological know how or at least enough human archeo-tech laying around to construct automobiles

>Too stupid to engineer an A/C generator

>Has to rely on a FUCKING FISH for electricity


7000e7  No.16183670

>>16183350

>rely on a FUCKING FISH for electricity

humans rely on rocks and the wind for electricity.


b6f4e6  No.16183940

File: aaaa621f2e09dc4⋯.png (8.3 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


bff86e  No.16184089

>>16183670

>relying on wind for energy

The only more fickle is a woman.


c811ef  No.16184125

File: 887697f9715af39⋯.png (8.15 MB, 2312x1473, 2312:1473, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16184089

Is that why sailing ships are referred to as females?


10f7ce  No.16184960

File: 1deb05656015b6e⋯.jpg (117.64 KB, 836x1200, 209:300, 1de.jpg)

>>16182749

>Inklings are literally the most empty, morally bankrupt pieces of shit to ever exist.

Even in-universe, I can give you examples of much worse. Octolings, salmonids, and sea urchins are worse.

>Their "fashion sense" for clothes is worse than a valley girl's, that is when they're not more scantily clad than prostitutes.

They can only emulate what ancient civilizations left behind. They had no clothing pre-evolution. Besides, the octarians are worse. They make their octoling girls dress like edgelord sluts and their boys like edgelord twinks. I suspect Toni Kensa is an octoling subversion brand. They're probably bankrolled by the octarians.

>They continuously simulate shooting each other's brain out by using their own inner liquids

The Great Turf Wars, fishbait. Don't forget your history. We make skirmish practice fun and rewarding to prepare for another potential invasion. I already see octolings inhabiting Inkopolis Plaza. It's just a matter of time before somebody does something about them.

>the promiscuous fuckers

The ink is for evading predators.

>And how the fuck did squids evolve to have their bodies completely obliterated when they enter water, what more than 70 percent of the Earth is at it's surface.

Ink=Survival. It's that simple. Why can't niggers swim? The Earth is 70% water.

>Their presence is nature shitting on the entire legacy of human survival.

Humans failed to adapt and died as a result. That's not fault of the inklings.

>>16183350

>Too stupid to engineer an A/C generator

Squigga, I'm cold-blooded. I don't care.

>Has to rely on a FUCKING FISH for electricity

And the octarians lost the Great Turf War because their entire war effort was powered by a single circuit, which got unplugged.

Face it, octo trash. You lost the war. We even gave you a head start by sleeping in during the initial skirmishes. Suffer the consequences of the actions of your ancestors and go back to whatever pile of garbage you live in. To make matters worse, we only had bamboozlers and you had the great octoweapons. You should have won the war, but you didn't. It really shows how inferior your kind is. We have the superior number of tentacles, too.


13f8f8  No.16185357

File: c3fe7710d8ae90e⋯.jpg (124.75 KB, 861x509, 861:509, Squids Win the Race War.jpg)

>>16184960

>It's just a matter of time before somebody does something about them.

They already lost, in accordance with splatfest law they are now at best second-class citizens until the end of time. We've already broken there spirits, they wont even try, they know there place.


273bd6  No.16185389

>>16185357

>They already lost, in accordance with splatfest law they are now at best second-class citizens until the end of time. We've already broken there spirits, they wont even try, they know there place.

>Rigged the votes every time when it comes to this and only fix it until afterwards

It was the same garbage in Splatoon 1


ebd5d1  No.16185768


bff86e  No.16185973

>>16185357

Speaking of this. How do you think Marie feels knowing she always be second best at most?


41b4e2  No.16185984

>>16185973

Marie is pure and should stay pure. Octolings are cumdumps for non-stop degenerate pleasure. Their bodies are built to be cocksleeves.


bff86e  No.16185995

>>16185984

>marie

I'm sorry I meant to say callie because she is the one that lost.


41b4e2  No.16186002

>>16185995

Callie could have stayed pure too, but she's a slut so that's impossible.


03ed39  No.16186139

File: c76bedd273b8db9⋯.jpg (141.44 KB, 500x500, 1:1, hotaru_splatoon_series_dra….jpg)

>>16179421

I already have.

>>16183350

>Has to rely on a FUCKING FISH for electricity

Humans rely on dead dino juice for energy, besides it's a source of clean renewable energy, something humans have trouble with.


1c2181  No.16186306

>>16186139

>he actually thinks hydrocarbons of any kind are from dinosaur remains

Imagine being this retarded


03ed39  No.16186451

>>16186306

>your flippant joke about fossil fuels triggers me

Fine, I'll use the proper description next if it will soothe your autism.


1c2181  No.16186461

>>16186451

Fossil fuels isn't even a correct term either, you trout


b6f4e6  No.16187631

File: 70a7468151d9e49⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5dc307aab451683⋯.png (2 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Sup


40ed3c  No.16188000

File: 85720c1df838efc⋯.png (619.18 KB, 1094x949, 1094:949, __octoling_splatoon_series….png)

octolings are superior


77daae  No.16188038

>>16188000

Trips of truth.

I also prefer octopie glad they finally made them playable.


43b233  No.16188101

File: 11feadb8c242468⋯.png (51.67 KB, 900x600, 3:2, just-lettin'-it-all-hang-o….png)

>>16182749

>that is when they're not more scantily clad than prostitutes

Libertine squids remind me of Pearl Harbor, something about two nukes, and afterward repopulating Japan with a squid that got mutated into a girl. That being said, their bike shorts and most of their t-shirts are not inherently for sex appeal, as they are specialized for comfort when doing strenuous activity. Also, you were probably typing that with one hand anyway.

>inb4 projection


b6aa3f  No.16188129

File: c850055bae6a18d⋯.jpg (34.31 KB, 498x287, 498:287, splatfestlaw.jpg)


898c91  No.16188145

File: fdfbe3e923101bc⋯.png (302.6 KB, 700x700, 1:1, Splatoon MIGA.png)


43b233  No.16188220

oh god the octos are taking over


77daae  No.16188223

File: a82a513edc9add7⋯.png (171.84 KB, 640x523, 640:523, 1537738266531.png)


41b4e2  No.16188275

>>16188220

Yeah, taking over my dick


b6aa3f  No.16188301

File: 06abeacf3fcefd3⋯.png (761.67 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, MIGA.png)

We're gonna build a splash wall and the octolings are going to pay for it.


13f8f8  No.16188940

File: 6392fc61560633b⋯.png (162.73 KB, 766x386, 383:193, Octo cock sleeves.png)


c811ef  No.16188962

>>16188301

Thank you Donald Shrimp


871f73  No.16188967

>>16188940

Reminder that inklings actually have dirty knife ears


41b4e2  No.16189521

>>16188967

>caring about fantasyshit


ebd5d1  No.16189738

>>16188223

It's canon that Capt. Cuttlefish "doesn't see species," so you can't use him for that.


5007ee  No.16189874

>>16189738

>i guess shes okay for an octo

Bull-fucking-shit.


b6aa3f  No.16191977

File: 9fad3aa85bd86a1⋯.webm (1.92 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Chef_Boyardee_Special.webm)

Reminder


357104  No.16191999

File: 242525a42175466⋯.webm (1.71 MB, 854x480, 427:240, when he gets into the moo….webm)

>>16191977

more memories


ebd5d1  No.16192586

File: 80cbca8118a04ca⋯.png (253.14 KB, 648x252, 18:7, Screen Shot 2019-03-02 at ….png)

File: 1fe210423e8731e⋯.png (434.75 KB, 739x375, 739:375, Screen Shot 2019-03-02 at ….png)

File: 73bc1583f563ac4⋯.png (231.48 KB, 730x231, 730:231, Screen Shot 2019-03-02 at ….png)


43b233  No.16192640

>>16191977

The real sin here is how much of an improvement Cash's cover of "Hurt" is over the original.

I need to replace the in-game matchmaking music with a loop of this.


9593f8  No.16194906

File: 1eee2be82587f95⋯.jpg (635.55 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 5e5fcb4e445a8f8cde850e46a7….jpg)

TERRAN HUMAN WAIFU:

>10 fingers usually

>one beating heart for circulatory

>can sometimes fight a spider with enough coffee

>comes in monochrome

>cool cowboy 2 guns

>okay typewriter

>looks good with boobs

TERRAN CEPHALOPOD WAIFU:

>3 hearts to love you with and better at circulation

>10-8 arms to hug you with/maximum hug ready

>can fight a pirate galleon

>more colors than the eye can see

>cool cowboy 10-12 guns

>typewriting champion of earth

>looks good with boobs

enjoy your squids people of ancient terra

love, the empra


b6f4e6  No.16197547

File: 211884e79c274f9⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1200x512, 75:32, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f609f6a48cb62aa⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1200x512, 75:32, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 71d457c2eeb2111⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1200x512, 75:32, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1ac9b391ccb51be⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1200x512, 75:32, ClipboardImage.png)

Incase anyone wanted to see the map rotation


10f7ce  No.16201530

File: 4fa250c5eb2f120⋯.jpg (157.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dy8ZO1lVAAADDLq.jpg)

Any tips for a new player? I'm 900+ hours in and still eager to learn.


c0a8cb  No.16201548

File: 226b5a58bfc1194⋯.gif (1.79 MB, 268x350, 134:175, marina.gif)

>>16192586

>i guess shes okay

>for an octo


3df9f7  No.16201777

File: 6570899a00f806c⋯.jpg (751.92 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 73326243_p0_master1200.jpg)

Any Hackers/Modder that can give the Octoling AI in Singleplayerstorymode Grizzco Weapons?

Just a little taste for Splatoon 3.


3df9f7  No.16201829

File: 0e33caff3397a58⋯.mp4 (3.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Splatoon2 NintendoSwitch(7….mp4)

File: f086a33f3341640⋯.mp4 (1.12 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Splatoon2 NintendoSwitch(8….mp4)


03ed39  No.16201927

>>16197547

There's already a dozen websites that can tell you this.


3df9f7  No.16202123

File: ab458c904b300fd⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 1.15 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ab458c904b300fd6559f702b83….mp4)


9593f8  No.16205874

File: b6221c0f432820e⋯.gif (183.57 KB, 360x360, 1:1, b6221c0f432820e49ce88eb823….gif)

>>16201829

i need to calm down


e365a4  No.16207106

File: 92422c96d7255ca⋯.jpg (695.33 KB, 845x1200, 169:240, 1528825907578.jpg)

>S+

>Powerlevel between 1750 & 1950

Is that normal?


13f8f8  No.16208399

File: d360990dfce2968⋯.jpg (366.96 KB, 1280x1808, 80:113, !!!1d636d1e9df73818fdffc7a….jpg)

>>16207106

In League?

I'm S+3, I normally get between 1900-2200


c811ef  No.16208412

>>16207106

>squid with octo eyes

THE CROSS-BREEDING HAS BEGUN


96f129  No.16208777

File: 135387776065c90⋯.jpg (183.48 KB, 744x613, 744:613, 135387776065c90ee191633f5f….jpg)

>>16207106

I never played ranked beyond S+0, and I usually get 1850 on a bad day and 2100 on a good day. 1750-1950 is pretty normal, especially since they'll let anybody into S+ these days. If you're not aware, your starting league score is based on your ranked MMR, so higher ranked players get a head start in league.


b6f4e6  No.16210144

File: a3367d486bb9da0⋯.jpg (121.6 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 4a70ce02a72051e4217d2f2b22….jpg)

>>16207106

S+ has been downgraded between 1750 and 1950

For X rank players Its 1900-to 2100 and above.

For Leauge if you do great on your placements you'll usually land around 1900 and 2000, but if you're X rank and do good on placements you'll already be drafted to 2000 above

Cause most of the times I go positive in my placements 6 wins -1 loss, 5 wins 2 losses, 4 wins 3 losses

Then again twin squad leauges suck Cause they pair you with A to C ranks against teams that can potentially have all X rank players so it makes it become a 2 v 4 at that point


10f7ce  No.16210293

File: 36ae1dd7cf13115⋯.jpg (31.52 KB, 342x342, 1:1, porl.jpg)

>>16210144

>S+ has been downgraded between 1750 and 1950

>For X rank players Its 1900-to 2100 and above.

I read this in Weeg's voice

Holy squit. Should I trying for X rank, then? If 2000 is X material, why have I been so scared to play beyond S+0 for nearly a year now?


e365a4  No.16210636

File: 337db02c1e924c0⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.24 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1516670408002.webm)

>>16210293

>why have I been so scared to play beyond S+0 for nearly a year now?

Because the grind is REAL now.

S+0 to S+10 to reach Rank X


b6f4e6  No.16211512

File: b9a5d67e4eaf876⋯.jpg (131.1 KB, 715x1100, 13:20, d0766b4c2708b099284915bf16….jpg)

>>16210293

I mean S+ SoloQ is now full of ppl who were A- to S rank

so yeah…buncha brain-dead idiots


b6f4e6  No.16211552

File: 6eb1bf434e798cd⋯.png (1.21 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Check'em


b6f4e6  No.16214161

File: a64c4db54ea8a3e⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, AdultSquidAd_1.png)

File: 8bb930e3270411a⋯.png (807.06 KB, 960x540, 16:9, AdultSquidAd_2.png)

File: 4c818feeec14e31⋯.png (1013.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, DuotoneTest.png)

Alright finished the projects, few more will come


10f7ce  No.16214227

Squiddies,

The person I asked to do the commission art for the group montage picture has been avoiding me like the plague. I had asked another person to do the commission, but they were asking for $25 per squid(there are 10 squids). Anybody know of anybody who does commissions for a more reasonable price?


370dbf  No.16214263

>>16214227

Artists don't deserve compensation for their time?


c666ab  No.16214310

>>16214263

Not with those kinds of jewish prices.


ad2843  No.16214400

>>16214227

>but they were asking for $25 per squid(there are 10 squids).

I'm sorry to inform you that that's pretty fucking cheap as far as autist-milking commission artists on the internet go, squigga. And no one does discounts for buying in bulk.


43b233  No.16214439

File: 1837007a94c24c5⋯.png (94.91 KB, 256x248, 32:31, pearl-autism.png)

>>16214227

How about we just make the montage ourselves? No amount of money could recreate each of our own unique styles of shitposting. If nothing else, it would give a commissioner/drawfag something to work with if you're autistic about having it being drawn.

I'd do it for free but I suck at drawing proportions, and my free time schedule is fucking shit.

>>16214263

>>16214400

I understand where he's coming from: $250 for a drawing is a bit disorienting, especially considering the other things you could buy with that kind of money.

>>16201777

Hang tight, I've been trying to figure out an approach to this.


e365a4  No.16214503

File: 86eb5d9d4ebef6d⋯.jpg (145.78 KB, 600x800, 3:4, b5d9b4fd737279248fbd145287….jpg)

>>16214227

>artist jumps off

>other jewed 25Nazigold/Squid

what kinda degenerate fetish art should that suppose to be.


b8392d  No.16214757

>>16214263

>Artists don't deserve compensation for their time?

Certainly I didn't when I was being offered $10/hour to use my graphic design degree.

Also, I'm not paying $250 for a fucking pencil sketch on an 8.5"x11".


b8392d  No.16214840

File: 8d3d5de6ae0b447⋯.jpg (142.17 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, 8d3d5de6ae0b4471642d47adc0….jpg)

File: 452a33aed8c860e⋯.png (206.84 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 452a33aed8c860eeaecabeef67….png)

File: 9b923512705df8d⋯.jpg (8.69 KB, 384x288, 4:3, 1467573090633.jpg)

File: 389a3a2493586aa⋯.png (32.46 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 389a3a2493586aaba8c12a1c1f….png)

>>16214439

>How about we just make the montage ourselves?

I can do it myself, but it's too time consuming. The previous artist was willing to do a sketch for a paltry 30 neoshekels, which I was going to ink and color personally. At this rate, I may as well do it all myself, but I have full time work, full time school, weightlifting, running a pen and paper game, transitioning to a new job with training in multiple states, and playing Splatoon, which makes it difficult.

I always have time to shitpost, though.


10f7ce  No.16218460

File: 8e86baf503390db⋯.png (403.97 KB, 749x445, 749:445, splatfest.png)

Well?


f41f1a  No.16218467

>>16214503

Why do people like transformation shit so much? It's insane how much of this shit there is.


ea7d69  No.16218477

>>16218467

probably self loathing.


0ca792  No.16218479

File: 2cccba85136d4f8⋯.jpg (40.31 KB, 643x481, 643:481, 2cccba85136d4f8317f4ce2870….jpg)

>>16218467

>he wouldn't become a cute squidgirl


ea7d69  No.16218482

>>16218479

nah man, I'm fuckin handsome.


e04e78  No.16218483

>>16218467

Like the other poster said, self loathing.

It's the same reason superheroes are so popular.


c811ef  No.16218742

>>16218479

There's a difference between "I want to be thing" and "I want a long and elaborate and highly-detailed transformation into thing through a dedicated and focused sequence that outlines every single unnatural detail."


030a38  No.16218802

>>16218742

More like

>There's a difference between "I've daydreamed about being thing" and "I've fapped to the idea of being thing"


c811ef  No.16218818

>>16218802

anon you don't understand, I'm talking about the line between

>I like to imagine being thing

and

>I get rock-hard to the thought of experiencing a slow and potentially gruesome transition into another creature with prolonged and horrifying amounts of detail, and I can only orgasm upon its completion

There's two kinds of people in this world: people who would prefer to "poof" into something else, and people who would prefer to feel every drawn-out sensation of becoming it. That's what defines transformation porn. That and growing a horse cock more often than not.


10f7ce  No.16218977

Okay, but knights or wizards?


43b233  No.16220358

>>16214840

I'm talking about a collaborative drawing, where we start from a blank slate and each anon draws something on it.


b6f4e6  No.16220486

File: 69e95e10a26a78d⋯.mp4 (272.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, GotDamn.mp4)

>>16218460

Going Team Knight


6d124e  No.16220875

File: b9a68009af3a700⋯.png (399.06 KB, 800x800, 1:1, b33aca194c2ea3f7b377862148….png)

>>16218818

Probably either:

>had fetish for transformation initially, but found enjoyment from the idea of transforming along with the change itself

>wants to see the visual change to confirm the person did in fact get changed and not just replaced by someone else

>some autism about how instant transformation isn't logical as matter moving in such a way would not work in real life

My assumption is mostly one, with a bit of two mixed in. They like the idea of change so much, that their brains now associate the process of change to be enjoyable along with the change itself.


357104  No.16221173

File: c695d9479afa547⋯.gif (688.04 KB, 664x714, 332:357, c695d9479afa547489f0edde0f….gif)

>>16218460

I can tell this is gonna be a great splatfest

DEUS VULT


e7b64b  No.16221198

File: be7815a3ee89aef⋯.jpg (184.12 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Splatfest Alert!.jpg)

File: 227475f16012317⋯.jpg (2.94 MB, 1280x12240, 16:153, Splatfest Mar 2019 NA Open….jpg)

File: 1855c451dbb5b1c⋯.png (192.85 KB, 910x540, 91:54, kuhnasty vs whizzard.png)

File: 1118ab3e94b052f⋯.jpg (304.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, kniggs.jpg)

File: 5f71a5a88775283⋯.jpg (244.83 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, golden pissy trees as far ….jpg)

Splatfest Alert!

March's Splatfest has been announced. Which would you rather play as: A Knight or a Wizard?

It's global.

Pearl is easy to please and Marina probably wishes wizards were real. We already know she prefers fantasy settings to scifi.

Side bonus: If you wear the hat and shoes from the amiibo gear sets, your Splatfest tee will change to the clothing of the actual gearset. It's purely cosmetic, and still amiibo exclusive.


c811ef  No.16221565

>>16221198

They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.


e7b64b  No.16221617

>>16221565

I'm a little surprised we didn't have some other old Nintendo Splatfest in the vein of Red vs Blue. Could've even had Gold vs Silver when those re-released if they had felt like it. Could have and should have done something about the NES VC titles you got for goying out for the online subscription.

I guess the Smash Bros: Heroes vs Villains Splatfest was basically the same thing.


273bd6  No.16221689

>>16221198

>>16218977

>Martial vs Casters

Just great


03ed39  No.16222131

>>16218460

Tanks vs. Easy mode for RPG's.

>>16221198

Calling it now, team wizard loses because of Harry Potter fags just like how team ninja lost because of Naruto autists.


496ee8  No.16222606

File: dd50e1f45cc08b1⋯.png (237.63 KB, 468x600, 39:50, Drunk octopus wants to fig….png)


b8392d  No.16225444

File: 0f183c3ecb28c51⋯.png (46.9 KB, 389x396, 389:396, what.png)

File: 2b12c65b9a29876⋯.png (82.96 KB, 400x400, 1:1, homsar.png)

>>16221198

>>16218460

I couldn't unsee.


030a38  No.16227131

v4.5.0 Bugfixes:

>Fixed an issue causing players who performed a dodge roll in specific locations on Kelp Dome during Tower Control or Clam Blitz matches to be treated as if they had fallen out of bounds.

>Fixed an issue occurring on Piranha Pit during Tower Control matches, allowing players riding the moving tower to take a shortcut into the opposing team’s base via an elevated platform. As a result, the route taken by the tower in Tower Control matches has been altered slightly.

>Fixed an issue occurring on certain stages when certain symmetrically placed objects were inked, causing minor discrepancies between the actual area inked and the area inked shown on the results screen.

>Fixed an issue allowing attacks with rollers to pass through the opened brellas of opponents, defeating the brella user.

>Fixed an issue causing a Splashdown special used by an opponent to shift locations when network conditions are poor.

>Fixed an issue when using the Ultra Stamp causing the top of crates not to be inked when swinging the stamp while on the ground and near a wall.

>Fixed an issue causing the ink tank strap to not properly reflect your team’s color when using a Splattershot Jr., Custom Splattershot Jr., or Kensa Splattershot Jr.

Weapon changes:

>Short-to-mid-range weapons deal more damage against Brella shields (especially Squeezers)

>Goo Tubers buffed, adding 'animation cancelling'; while changing from Squid-to-Kid with a stored charge shot, you can now press ZL to interrupt the animation and immediately go back to Squid form

>Mini Splatlings buffed, allowing higher jumps and faster movement while charging or firing

>Sloshing Machines and Exploshers nerfed, requiring more ink per 'shot' fired

>Point Sensor's cost-to-use got reduced, but the throwing speed got nerfed

Full patch notes (Update Details -> Ver. 4.5.0): https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2


74cb91  No.16227393

File: ac7bea4e932b756⋯.jpg (74.61 KB, 600x338, 300:169, Ninja Squid.jpg)

>>16222131

> team ninja lost

That's right, they did


43b233  No.16228457

>>16218460

>>16218977

>>16221198

Team knights all the way.

>>16227131

>another fucking update

I think I'm going to hold off on text mods for now. The need to copy all of the shit onto newer game files really gets annoying.

>>16201777

>>16214439

Still working on this. I have some kind of an idea what to do, but the game crashed on me when I entered the octoling level (unrelated to any game file changes, I think it had to do with the region conflicts with my save) so I'm trying to get this running.

>>16214840

Also, that school where you're taking classes better at least be giving you a week off around this time.


ecf1fe  No.16228842

>>16228457

>Also, that school where you're taking classes better at least be giving you a week off around this time.

Yes. I get a week off, but I'm still working.


a00b6c  No.16229077

File: 7d08b339b9c83c5⋯.webm (1.89 MB, 480x360, 4:3, wizardfags.webm)

>wizardfags


b9f7da  No.16229162

File: c60c188986046b5⋯.jpg (53.83 KB, 680x383, 680:383, 074.jpg)

>>16218977

Team 30 year old virgin


000000  No.16233652

>>16227131

>Fixed an issue allowing attacks with rollers to pass through the opened brellas of opponents, defeating the brella user.

I knew it.

>Short-to-mid-range weapons deal more damage against Brella shields (especially Squeezers)

Fuck.


7ee7cc  No.16237219

File: 3cf110309018016⋯.png (3.23 KB, 94x95, 94:95, S2_Icon_Pearl.png)

I just started playing this a week or so ago, just went a solid 2 hours with either an afker on my team or a shitter, i managed to get my weapon down from 14.0 freshness to about 8.0 (people scoring zero don't deplete it) fucking lame.

Do afkers even get anything? can you just autofire a button and collect the 300 points for games going over the time limit? why do they do it otherwise? i'm so confused.


b6f4e6  No.16237359

File: 724b62394d9d9b5⋯.mp4 (589.33 KB, 640x800, 4:5, GodDamn.mp4)

>>16237219

Oh Turf is mad easy. Just wait till you hit level 10 Bucko


7ee7cc  No.16237369

>>16237359

I'm rank 20, but every time I am online it is clam blitz for the ranked and that shit sucks balls.


b6f4e6  No.16237392

File: 0d772f4d3b914ed⋯.mp4 (174.15 KB, 640x360, 16:9, WhenSheGotThatAss.mp4)

>>16237369

Oh dont worry CLam Blitz is fucking trash , even in X rank it gets even worse.


7ee7cc  No.16237413

>>16237392

Yo while you are here, what specials and weapons would you recommend for playing with randos? I've read that using ink armor is a decent choice to keep shitters alive with.

Also do the weekend battles actually go down on that mumble cause if so I will probably play this weekend.


ab6359  No.16237419

File: 10eebae212104b4⋯.png (446.9 KB, 564x752, 3:4, BellhatAdvert.png)

>>16237219

Join the Mumble. We're always eager to assist new players.

>just went a solid 2 hours with either an afker on my team or a shitter

Splatoon has two types of players: Either absolute shit-tier trash in squid form or metafags who run circles around you. Contrary to what I just said, the group here is merely pretty good.

>i managed to get my weapon down from 14.0 freshness to about 8.0

You lose more freshness score post-10.0, I believe than you gain. Don't worry about it with turf war. The entire game mode is a gamble.

>Do afkers even get anything?

If you win, they get the victory. If you lose, they get the pity experience and money. If they disconnect, they get nothing.

>why do they do it otherwise?

Bad connectivity, children being called by their parents, and adults with other obligations. I once received a phone call regarding a job offer while playing rainmaker. I kept the match going while answering questions over the phone. I had to try very hard to not swear over the phone.


ab6359  No.16237448

File: 148a04b909b11d8⋯.mp4 (5.94 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Gc_5oXsbN55pPP13.mp4)

File: 41d99ae6652f474⋯.mp4 (1.98 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, IgBUfOa2XfW7Ad0d.mp4)

File: 9c77e3a5d23a444⋯.mp4 (1.64 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Qkfe4IoW3g-2vFcr.mp4)

File: 049d53ced5ba682⋯.mp4 (1.92 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 8tWLmn9O3c2fBP31.mp4)

>>16237413

>Yo while you are here, what specials and weapons would you recommend for playing with randos?

Try everything. Don't worry about tier lists. There are so many different weapon types in the game and very few people overlap in the group. I personally like Splattershot Jr., Custom Dualie Squelchers, Tentatek SplattershotI hate inkjet, Gold Dynamo Roller, .96 Gal Deco, and Forge Splattershot Pro.

>Also do the weekend battles actually go down on that mumble cause if so I will probably play this weekend.

Mumble squids meet up most every night at 8 pm CST, and weekends whenever. We do tabletop stuff on Friday afternoons, but we still play Splatoon if there are enough people. You can expect somebody to be in the Mumble most any day in the evening.

Also, it's Splatfest this upcoming weekend, so we're definitely playing that come Friday night. If we have the right number of people, we can probably throw you in a group. We usually have a core 4 people on a team. If we have more, we can split up the team and have you join. It'll just fuck with the clout.

DID WE AGREE ON A TEAM YET!?!!??

Also, have some dynamo practice videos.


b6f4e6  No.16237527

File: 08488a0aaea432d⋯.jpg (90.73 KB, 850x983, 850:983, 7ef0346db86ce9bce7f3ac4cff….jpg)

>>16237413

Depends on the mode

Doing Special Combos is fucking busted on Splatzones

Heres my ideal special for zones

A good one is Baller + Ink storm

Armor is definently great for support and pushes

Bomb Rush

Tower control

You literally need sting ray to win this game mode

Bubble blower

Baller

Rainmaker

Baller

Bubble Blower

Splash down

Clam Blitz

you literally need baller splash down combos to create stupid pushes

Weapons: of my choice or opinion

Frontliners/ Slayers

Blasters(Range and Custom one) Nzaps Splatershots Splatershot pros Sloshers(Hybrid Slayer/Support) Sloshing machines

Support : Nzap Armor spam(Aka roll up that special charge up), Slosher Deco Dynamo rollers ,Squeezer(THE CHAD POPPER)

If you want a real mans NZap the H-3 Nozzle nose is fucking good

Backliners

Hydra Gatlings Blobblobber(You'll be in midline mostly"

Snipers(Not the Eliters cause that shit is trassshhh)

Tats just off a few of my head and rambling between games


ab6359  No.16237551

File: c3af5217c8a2372⋯.png (145.87 KB, 321x321, 1:1, c3af5217c8a23720432949539d….png)

File: 21cee728669f1b3⋯.gif (107.58 KB, 486x273, 162:91, 21cee728669f1b34342c657b5e….gif)

File: 5403d54b30568e0⋯.gif (481.94 KB, 225x230, 45:46, de1c6bb9a8bbec623df4662725….gif)

File: 038028d8e68b55f⋯.jpg (60.27 KB, 1080x1064, 135:133, 10eb72a0b3ff48b33960a4e320….jpg)

File: b2cb68a8ded7d26⋯.jpg (95.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, a7eaf9b1ab64eca08726cf680d….jpg)

>>16237527

You're putting bad ideas in his head, Weeg. Don't corrupt the new squids. :^)


7ee7cc  No.16237584

File: b747ce2072b7c87⋯.png (441.33 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, S2_Bloblobber_Promo_Image1.png)

Cheers for the tips, I have been using the bloblobber but it feels too predictable and you give away your position easily while using it, I just wiped out a whole team at the start of rainmaker by firing it over the rainmakers start point but I get the feeling that won't work at higher ranks so I wanted to spice it up, hence the asking for ideas.


ab6359  No.16237657

File: b92dfe54ac919e5⋯.jpg (131.99 KB, 598x800, 299:400, aca341dfddb056fa3b3ebe32a8….jpg)


6f73b4  No.16237707

File: 0eacee62565778e⋯.png (261.77 KB, 544x779, 544:779, 1471420632647.png)

>>16182749

>>16182836

They don't exist. Inklings, octolings, or what ever construct in splatoon does not exist because its a video game.

Another aspect of life in the Electrosphere.


b6f4e6  No.16237723

File: dbc6397755e83d9⋯.gif (1 MB, 325x325, 1:1, bc1.gif)

>>16237551

I do what I want

No corrupting him would be telling him play the sploosh


43b233  No.16237816

File: b31f29665457890⋯.png (444.96 KB, 708x1025, 708:1025, ink armor.png)

>>16237413

>ink armor is a decent choice to keep shitters alive with

The main disadvantage with it is that it's completely reliant on the map and the surroundng players. It would work well if executed with the right timing to give your team the extra edge it needs to win a match (remember the short delay it has, it could make all the difference whether in a good way or bad). It's also particularly potent with weapons that require timing and situation just as much (a slow-flinging Dynamo or a slow-charging 4K wouldn't be able to keep up with you if you do enough acrobatics).

Remember that you're playing randoms, though. All it takes is an ambush or an unlucky encounter with, say, a guy using a Bamboozler with Main Power Up, and your ass is grass. Ink armor would just be another half second or so for both of those cases if you just aimlessly throw yourself into the front lines and within range. The key with Ink Armor if you end up using it most often is to always be aware of your surroundings (this also goes for Inkjet and some other specials that expose you in plain daylight). In addition, always have a backup plan set up if you end up losing it faster than anticipated. Go behind a wall, huddle with your team, or time your special with the Rainmaker shield pop and hope for the best.

Burst bomb launcher best bomb launcher, Splashdown is a disappointing yet still potent derivative of Inkstrike, and I wouldn't be caught dead using Inkjet. Oh yeah, and Toxic Mist was a mistake.


10f7ce  No.16237926

>>16237816

>>16237413

> It would work well if executed with the right timing to give your team the extra edge it needs to win a match

Another addendum to that: Finding a buddy who also uses ink armor and special charge up and go back and forth spamming it. Having armor for 1/3 to 1/2 the match is devastating.

> a guy using a Bamboozler with Main Power Up

Yeah, it's like using something like that with a bunch of B rank players is enough to get one reported and banned or something.

ALSO, IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MUMBLE, YOU NEED TO BE ALLOWED IN FROM SOMEBODY WITH PRIVILEGES! IT'S LOCKED DOWN TIGHT DUE TO A FEW RAIDS! LET US KNOW WHEN YOU WANT IN AND WE'LL HELP YOU OUT!

shouting


43b233  No.16238077

>>16237926

>Yeah, it's like using something like that with a bunch of B rank players is enough to get one reported and banned or something.

oi u cheeky cunt

The bamboozler setup is really just a crutch. My shit aim varies more than the fucking weather when it comes to having that much precision. I swear, half the time with the other chargers I can get a splat and the other half I'm a mile away from the target. I've been meaning to git gud at my aim-approach game by training with the squiffer, but I haven't been able to have a real >1 hour session in weeks.


fbd222  No.16238078

File: 21efbfe905326f0⋯.jpg (7.24 KB, 228x222, 38:37, marie is triggered.jpg)

>>16237926

>SOMEBODY WITH PRIVILEGES


fbd222  No.16238093

File: ecaa09fa958fa5d⋯.jpg (1.57 MB, 1538x2048, 769:1024, 1552325966189.jpg)

Still have to grind my Witch Gear.

Shoes are now done with Run Speed Up Pure.

Now the Hat with Mainsaver pure.


10f7ce  No.16238200

>>16238077

I'm a shooter main and I can't aim. pls help

>>16238078

Squiggered.


000000  No.16238572

>>16237359

delete this webm

this thread is for cute 2D squids and octos only


000000  No.16238588

>>16238572

oh it's an mp4

but still


13f8f8  No.16238817

File: 40654b6e7f6bef5⋯.gif (169.6 KB, 320x320, 1:1, Really squigger.gif)

>>16237723

>I'm not corrupting him

>telling him to use blasters and Blobblobber


952a54  No.16238818

File: 7c5a29702522154⋯.png (218.03 KB, 472x356, 118:89, 1457166308222.png)


b6f4e6  No.16239828

File: 4b20f800afcd390⋯.png (11.68 KB, 390x470, 39:47, 480.png)

>>16238817

Ay man I told him also play Squeezer And H-3


0f3cde  No.16240539

>be on vaccation

>work for rabbi Grizz

Nintendo needs to team up with the germans who do the simulator games and make a grizzco spinoff


0f3cde  No.16240659

Ok but seriously fuck high tide.

Every other event mixes things up, high tide is just "fuck you, have a normal wave but no space to stand on. Here's some Drizzlers"


7ee7cc  No.16240736

How do I join the mumble then, installed it and I need a pw.


2a6fb0  No.16241620

File: 5ac006adc7a4d07⋯.png (188.3 KB, 960x1650, 32:55, Mumble.png)

>>16240736

Despite my best efforts, I can't remove my certificate, so I can't show configuring sound stuff. Does this help?


bd75f8  No.16241874

>>16240736

Did we scare you off?


b6f4e6  No.16242049

File: 81b82848fa4314d⋯.png (171.59 KB, 400x600, 2:3, 1410744656092.png)

>>16240659

You gotta use most of ur specials when high tide happens… also paint the map more and escape routes


10f7ce  No.16242260

>>16240659

High tide is really nice on Ruins of Ark Polaris. It makes it so random employees can't kill bosses at the bottom.


1397bd  No.16242303

File: 8074680e7a85923⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 231.49 KB, 1377x2160, 51:80, sploon.jpg)

>>16238572

What about 3D squids?


f0c7ca  No.16242327

anyone got the other toonami bumpers? archives versions are fucked


b6f4e6  No.16242538

>>16242327

Oh Im the one who made'em Anon I can upload'em back


b6f4e6  No.16242552

File: 77b66e1dc91da2f⋯.webm (1.9 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 8ChanToonamiBump_2_Final.webm)

File: e058c042f27ab50⋯.webm (3.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ToonamiTestV2.webm)


10f7ce  No.16242592

>>16242552

I like the one in the OP because I know that's my SR footage. :-DDDDDDD


6770da  No.16242612

File: d1f31d48fe9fbe6⋯.png (537.1 KB, 1072x1010, 536:505, Cute_marina_being_cute.png)

>>16221198

Huh, I actually find myself agreeing with Pearl for once. The gear looks fucking rad as well. Marina can be the wizard to my knight if she wants

>>16242303

Looks like something out of a Gorillaz music video. It looks really off.


ad2843  No.16242705

>>16221198

I don't care about either of these sides, they're just doing it to shill amiibos. I don't know if I even want to play this Splatfest, I'm tired of losing.


75a998  No.16242724

File: 3ef833002f7c0fc⋯.png (166.29 KB, 680x679, 680:679, 3ef833002f7c0fcd5a73605293….png)

>>16242303

>3D splat stuff that isn't absolutely garbage tier SFM shit

That's a first.


55b433  No.16242757

File: c706bf81f165fe8⋯.png (26.7 KB, 245x368, 245:368, c706bf81f165fe847307f25e20….png)

>new to game

>level 6

>consistently place first or second on team among 20+ players

>just had a game where I scored higher than a level 50 and 40 on my team

Why am I doing better than these people? What's going on? I watch them skip ahead, barely inking ground, but they're not really beating me in kills either. Is there some advanced level of play going on while I'm sticking to fundamentals, or is the playerbase really that brain dead?


10f7ce  No.16242775

>>16242705

>marina loses 3 times in a row

>complains like the inferior octoling she is

>they change the rules

>marina starts winning

>bonnie loses 6 times in a row

>nothing happens

Affirmative action indeed.

>>16242757

join the mumble

Turf war. If you're scoring higher in points, it's probably because they're looking for splats. If you're scoring higher in splats, you might be better than them. Level 20 is small potatoes. That's a week of playing. 40 and 50 isn't anything special either. Matchmaking tries to put you in a group of similarly skilled players, but often times fails at that. I've seen players over level 100 that fail to grasp the basics of the game. I don't understand why.

>Is there some advanced level of play going on while I'm sticking to fundamentals

Yes. It's turf war. Turf war is for squid parties, practicing new weapons, and casual play. Ranked is more challenging and league is where the big squids play.

>is the playerbase really that brain dead?

New squids always get stuck with children. They start you off slow.

join the mumble. I'll be your friend. :^)


ad2843  No.16242779

>>16242757

I don't understand it either, anon. I'm only in the 40s and yet I can outplay people who have prestiged (with the star next to their number). Sometimes it's just higher players on an unlucky losing streak, but sometimes it is just some retard who is somehow level 98.


10f7ce  No.16242781

>>16242757

>>16242779

While this is still a hard concept for me to grasp even 900 hours into the game, level is merely an indicator of amount of time played, and not skill. I complain about this all the time. "This guy is level 150, why is he trash?" is akin to something I say at least twice a week.


ad2843  No.16242786

>>16242781

>level is merely an indicator of amount of time played, and not skill.

Because you think they'd get fucking decent after 200+ hours.


10f7ce  No.16242788

>>16242786

>Because you think they'd get fucking decent after 200+ hours.

Hence my perpetual confusion. I mean, I've played a lot, and I'm still awful at the game.


03ed39  No.16243278

>>16242757

>Why am I doing better than these people?

High level ≠ high skill.

Any sped can reach level 20+ if they play the game long enough.


94795c  No.16243306

>>16242757

The people you are playing with might be shit. It's possible. But there are different roles you can play, and scoring in Turf War doesn't really account for that.

In Turf War you usually have:

>Squidos to charge ahead and ink as much as possible

>Squidos to focus on killing people

>Squido to stay in the back, usually sniping, and to try and stay alive after a team fight so people can quick jump to them

There is more to Splatoon than just running around painting the ground and killing people. But you are new, and level doesn't show how good you are at the game. You are probably playing with the tards who can play this game for 100 hours and still suck ass.

If you want to see the skill of people you're playing with, you have to go into Inkopolis square and check their rank levels. You can see the players you recently played with near the entrance to the lobby. Walk up to them and press "A" to see their gear and stuff. My guess is that most of the people you're playing with are not ranked, or they are A at best.

Personally, I'm only level 48 because I spent a lot of time playing Salmon Run when I first got Splatoon 2, and you don't level up doing that. But for rank I'm S+1, S+0, S, and A (forgot what ones). I'm also profreshional in Salmon Run and usually play with S+ or X rank randos there. All while being level 48.

Best way to tell if a rando is good or not is to compare their level to their rank, but even then you can have people like me that have enough hours in the game to be prestige level but spent a lot of time playing Salmon Run. I use this when I judge if randos are good or not:

high level + high rank > low level + high rank > high level + low rank > low level + low rank > low level + no rank


94795c  No.16243317

>>16243306

Polite sage, but in Turf war, for example, you can have a really good anchor (someone who sits in the back and provides a really good quick jump for the team) that lets the rest of the team score a ton of points and get a ton of kills, but their end game score will be absolutely horrible. But they will have helped win the game by allowing the rest of the team to push harder by spending less time getting to the front lines.

>>16242757

And you see people skipping inking the area closest to their base because Turf War is won by pushing the line between your ink and their ink into their territory and maintaining control of it. The goal of Turf War is to cover more ground than the enemy team. The most effective way to do that is to take their turf, as opposed to covering as much as your turf as possible. Mainly because it's better to take some away from the enemy while you simultaneously gain, instead of just adding to your turf while not taking any away. So it's more important to grab their turf and to push them back than it is to cover all the area between your base and the front lines.


fbd222  No.16243488

File: bd9e09aad6b1b21⋯.png (1.48 MB, 2488x1400, 311:175, 59417 - Splatoon artist ni….png)

>>16242757

>>Why am I doing better than these people?

Thats Life Anon.

But remember…. don`t matter how good you are, there is always a asian kid who is 10 times better then you.


b6f4e6  No.16243783

File: bd776d52f00824f⋯.png (5.35 MB, 1080x1789, 1080:1789, ClipboardImage.png)

HEY WHOSE READY FOR /MECH/


77daae  No.16243850

>>16243783

Who's ready for NIPS ONLY!


b6f4e6  No.16243925

File: 603b33badbf70f0⋯.mp4 (365.63 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Oh naw he serious.mp4)

>>16243885

Your dumb ass cant even spoiler right


77daae  No.16243975

>>16243925

Your dumb ass got me a you


f0c7ca  No.16245049

>>16242552

appreciate it friend


7ee7cc  No.16245096

>>16241874

nah my mic was having issues I will be back at weekends for some games more than likely.


0f3cde  No.16245219

Question: How do you mumble?

Wearing my headset is somewhat impractical when I want to use the switch which has speakers.

Should I just give up, buy a desk mic and a screen with internal speakers?


7b408b  No.16245256

>>16245096

Oh, good. We were enthusiastic to have you around and disappointed that you seemed so eager to leave.

>>16245219

>Question: How do you mumble?

I used to Logitec H390 headset when playing squid game for nearly two years. I just set up an external mic on a scissor arm recently, although, configuring it right now to prevent feedback has been a bitch.


7ee7cc  No.16245315

>>16245256

Was a bit eager to leave tbh but it wasn't anything you guys did I had been attempting to join the mumble for a while and it only worked after I changed name, then i tried to scramble to find my headset and it was giving me mad feedback loops and shit driving me mental, I will return though don't fret.


496ee8  No.16245381

File: 83777e849de0619⋯.png (29.41 KB, 705x897, 235:299, onahole.png)

In-joke for the cool kids in the Mumble.


d7e26f  No.16245393

File: f2668381e18da11⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 321.21 KB, 800x565, 160:113, 2c12da2863b25ab41d7c7a73b….jpeg)

Any Idea for a good Wizard/Witch Name for the Splatfest?

Or should i play as a Black Cephalopoda and call myself "Negromancy"?


7b408b  No.16245851

File: 75aab46fbf97f74⋯.jpg (189.14 KB, 800x600, 4:3, shittiersetup.jpg)

>>16245219

Here's what I'm working with currently. Ignore the mess, poor lighting, and shit camera. It… kind of works, but my new microphone seems to pick up everything, so I have to pull an Anne Frank a lot of the time and be quiet.


c0a8cb  No.16246690

File: ba6adf88075f7c8⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1074x1200, 179:200, Ds5aJpjVsAAq62W.png)

File: ec3ec1b157844a9⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1074x1200, 179:200, Ds5aJpqU4AAarhF.png)

File: 9e4a5c25ae28c53⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1074x1200, 179:200, Ds5aSZTU0AAkuz3.png)

File: 584a03a65214370⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1074x1200, 179:200, Ds5aRatUcAALy1T.png)

File: f5e9539e5d27f74⋯.png (373.05 KB, 1178x756, 589:378, Inkling alts - Smash Ultim….png)

Took me a long time to realize, but I thought this was a nice touch. The clothes that the Inklings alts wear in Smash Ultimate are actually outfits you can assemble in the games.


dd7b24  No.16246772

File: 5f902e09b4d77f9⋯.jpg (17.49 KB, 462x337, 462:337, 1459368539777.jpg)

>>16246690

Did you miss out on the original Splatoon? I still remember how I felt during the Testfire. It was the first time I'd had genuine fun playing a video game in years.


ad2843  No.16246780

>>16246690

And the cyan Inkling boy with the glasses is based on Specs from the manga.


03ed39  No.16246929

File: 9c7c6a41aa610d2⋯.jpg (116.19 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Gundam Eye Stab.jpg)

>>16243783

God, it looks even worst than art it's based on.

>>16246690

>Took me a long time to realize

>The clothes that the Inklings alts wear in Smash Ultimate are actually outfits you can assemble in the games

Are you retarded, blind or both if it took you this long to realise that?


d7e26f  No.16246962


85548b  No.16246979

File: 3c2e49a2950cd98⋯.png (835.33 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, kamen_rider_zangetsu_by_mc….png)

>>16245393

MelonKnight


370dbf  No.16246997

>>16245393

Is this a cuntboy?


10f7ce  No.16247176

>>16246962

>dynamo with a dodge roll

Yes, please.


d7e26f  No.16247182

File: 1b416c61a81c269⋯.jpg (203.37 KB, 467x587, 467:587, 1546219775169.jpg)

>>16247176

step on a lego


000000  No.16247300

Hey bonnie.

It turns out I never wrote down the password to splatoon@airmail.cc and after four months using it just a few times I can't remember it. You can't reset passwords there, so chances are I'll never get into that account again, but I also probably won't need to.

Also, I'm having a lot of fun playing Splatoon, so thanks again for the subscription.

I just thought I'd let you know.


10f7ce  No.16247386

>>16247300

Try to get in touch with me some other way so you can play with the group.

>>16247182

step on a splat bomb


10f7ce  No.16247787

File: d5e343b99f4a439⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 30.19 KB, 433x414, 433:414, bonnietox.png)

>>16247386

>>16247300

Do you have Steam or tox? Tox ID is pic related. You can find me on Steam as Sea Bonster


000000  No.16248382

>>16247787

>Do you have Steam or tox?

Nope.


bd75f8  No.16249686

>>16248382

Stop being a nigger and get in touch with me so we can play some time, then.


74fc84  No.16250303

>>16238200

Use the Zappers since they have tighter aim and it's great for those who wants a decent gun.


bd75f8  No.16250409

File: d2223b064c0303d⋯.jpg (98.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, D1vEBzNVAAAiyJA.jpg)

>>16250303

I used to use N-Zap. Less accurate weapons are better for poor aim, I feel.

Posted this today. Think I'll get banned, squids?


000000  No.16251852

>>16250409

I want to paint the world white.

That's because I'm team knight.

Also, white is right.


0f3cde  No.16252158

>>16246997

>Signature girl hair

Nah

>>16245851

>>16245256

I see, shit setups all around


75a998  No.16252346

>>16245393

>Inkling pubes

Should she have tentacle ones?


c811ef  No.16252367

>>16252346

Do you want something squishy poking you in the crotch?


0ad864  No.16253093

Hey, squiggers!

Which team is the actual good one in this Fest?

I like both knights and wizards, so I just want some damned Snails.


b6f4e6  No.16253110

File: d258fd266156b7f⋯.png (487.97 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, GonImage.png)

>>16253093

I just chose team knight


0ad864  No.16253159

>>16253110

Well, are you winning?

Also, post more naked squids, folks.


e7b64b  No.16253586

File: 58f54943047e6f4⋯.jpg (150.59 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, with jews you win.jpg)

>>16253159

Team Knigger seems to be the 8ch official team.


0e0fcf  No.16253594

File: 98b2c41ee4542a7⋯.jpg (158.03 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>too many Wizard Mirrorfights

>too many Spawnlocked by Knights

>only 2000 Powerlevel

>don`t even know how to play the game anymore

Splatfest was a mistake


75a998  No.16253715


2ccada  No.16254486

Just bought the game and I'm really enjoying it. does anyone actually use motion control?


03ed39  No.16254560

>>16254486

>not using motion controls

Oh sweet summer child you have much to learn.


13f8f8  No.16254572

>>16254486

does anyone actually use motion control?

Yes, it is objectively superior to sticks. It can take a while to adjust to but it's much better.


2ccada  No.16254636

>>16254560

>>16254572

For both docked using controller and mobile?


e7b64b  No.16254638

>>16254486

Gyro controls are actually, factually, the best thing to happen to shooters on consoles ever.


2ccada  No.16254655

>>16254638

Maybe I just have to get better. I found them nigh impossible.


2ccada  No.16254678

>>16254655

Also do you guys use high or low sensitivity for the motion controls.


bd75f8  No.16254683

>>16254572

Yeah, motion controls are objectively better. Join the Mumble


a241e1  No.16255036

How much time left in the Fest?


94795c  No.16255095

>>16254655

>>16254678

I usem the in the middle. The motion controls take a little getting used to but after that you will never touch a shooting console game without them.

I have my sensitivity set up so I can get roughly where I want to shoot with the sticks, and then fine tune with the motion controls.


2ccada  No.16255153

>20 points until whatever is above champion

>ends

fug.


fce5f3  No.16255317

>>16254486

Yeah, soyboys use motion controls.


8ed32c  No.16255352

File: d6ed04cadd92433⋯.png (10.39 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

New weapons?


b6f4e6  No.16255372

File: 930ec6a341d6022⋯.webm (2.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 8chanToonamiBump.webm)

If anyone wanted to now the music I used in the Toonami Bumps

It's

MF Doom- Camphor

Windows96 - Visage

Flying Lotus Type Beat No Limit [NEW 2019]

Awlnight-withu

https://soundcloud.com/awlnight/withu

Future music I might use for future bumps

Gramatik - Chillaxin' by the Sea

Gramatik - Oriental Job

MF Doom Bergamot Wild

Still debating inb4 /mu/ fags say shit taste


b6f4e6  No.16255392

File: 401540969c7900d⋯.png (454.12 KB, 1046x768, 523:384, S2_SniperMeme.png)

>>16254678

I use high Sensitivity for motion controls and Sticks high

For the motion I can aim quickly up and down( Its useful when I wanna play Squeezer or Blaster) and I can swing the camera around fast

I have my sticks on high, thats because I wanna turn around quickly to get flick shots in or when I wanna run away I can turn the camera quickly

If you play snipers with motion I'd recommend going 0.5 or 1.5 motion

and 2.5 to 4.0 sticks


fd115f  No.16255490

File: 0d65f20524631ff⋯.jpg (237.82 KB, 1920x1440, 4:3, 70752c79aff55606cfa8d89e2e….jpg)

I've been playing Splatoon since the first game released and I still haven't learned motion controls yet. 😩😩😩


2ccada  No.16256172

I fell for the "nips are bad at videogames" meme and now I'm paying for it.


b6f4e6  No.16256697

File: 6fb424405d7d972⋯.mp4 (8.49 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, SqueezerGod.mp4)


e7b64b  No.16257947

File: 0643f4714a7592a⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 1280x4320, 8:27, Splatfest Mar 2019 NA Resu….jpg)

File: 0a22d0c01b46beb⋯.jpg (14.62 KB, 251x381, 251:381, White Knight.jpg)

File: 229982d275ba943⋯.png (270.38 KB, 501x292, 501:292, Дglaf.png)

Splatfest results are in!

The Wizards dared the Knights to enter their magical realm, and the mad men actually did it. Now, they are trapped in there.

Now the Red Velvet Cake color scheme is going to be retired, like all other good and fun color combinations.

Average Clout:

>Pro: 1265

<Pro: 1281

>Normal: 1925

<Normal: 1904


25ba29  No.16259221

File: afc814f8173dc05⋯.jpg (46.95 KB, 500x709, 500:709, tumblr_pobs7mbmaH1v4jm40_5….jpg)

>just want to level up Quick Respawn Gear

>My Enemys are Rank X with perfect gear and 12 kills


b6f4e6  No.16259387

File: 32850c9459214ec⋯.mp4 (4.25 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dont Miss Yah Shots.mp4)

Remember guys, dont miss yah shots


75a998  No.16259426

File: ce4340c3c624fa5⋯.png (278.64 KB, 482x427, 482:427, ce4340c3c624fa597fde984982….png)

>>16257947

White knights BTFO.


4d64bc  No.16259435

File: 552bcba12623d0e⋯.jpg (529.05 KB, 640x800, 4:5, marina alt.jpg)

>>16257947

I never thought there would be a day where I agree with Pearl. Knights are so much cooler.


25ba29  No.16259500

File: 8828644a177c962⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1077x606, 359:202, Screenshot_2019-03-18 Spla….png)

What would you choose?


898c91  No.16259505

>>16259500

i would ink myself before the match even starts


75a998  No.16259543

File: 5d8982eddf786aa⋯.jpg (53.54 KB, 414x451, 414:451, 98959919bd9c4b8aac6c8f5581….jpg)


25ba29  No.16259658

File: fc9a4f025084428⋯.png (1.12 MB, 2100x1750, 6:5, 1552873545817.png)

I want a Veemo GF with a E X T R A T H I C C ASS


829cc9  No.16259683

>>16259500

Those look more impractical to cook and eat than disgusting.


4d64bc  No.16259691

File: cb0376a36d931cf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 98.84 KB, 1000x1738, 500:869, Octo8 2.jpg)

File: ae3838cc6cea264⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 240.79 KB, 1595x2048, 1595:2048, Octo8 1.jpg)

File: 28dbbcf797a4783⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.17 KB, 900x1162, 450:581, Octo8 9.jpg)

File: 196b9bd7162a934⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 147.88 KB, 1000x1486, 500:743, Octo8 10.jpg)

File: 46139fc79a3dd0f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.1 MB, 1317x2482, 1317:2482, Octo8 4.png)

>>16259658

>He wants veemo with thicc ass

I deliver. Praise me.


25ba29  No.16259708

File: 2e0db8fdd3ef49f⋯.png (1.37 MB, 3000x2500, 6:5, 1552874318060.png)

>>16259691

based JT Veemo

thanks for delivering.


4d64bc  No.16259730

>>16259707

Nice try, FBI.

>>16259708

No problem. Keep on inking, voomy.


228ade  No.16259893

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Gee Nintendo, how come your game gets three demos?


2ccada  No.16259898

Is the octo expansion worth a buy? It's playable octos and a campaign right?


228ade  No.16259907

>>16259898

For your money, you'll get:

>A few (or up to a dozen) hours of single-player levels

>A loredump

>An invasive species

< At least they have to do hard work to get in

>A few pieces of gear

>An existential crisis


ffd697  No.16259926

>>16259691

JT Veemo is a godsend


11a44f  No.16259933

>>16257947

>nigger just keeps winning

>totally not rigged.targa


000000  No.16259946

>>16259898

In addition to >>16259907

>the option to play as two teeny octosluts who are legally inferior to inklings

>the option to play as Bob Ross if he were more aquatic

>the option to play as a ferociously gay looking twink

>a really solid boss fight


bff86e  No.16260056

>>16259933

Double dubs speak the truth. Pearl keeps winning so they change the rules, and suddenly marina wins almost all of them. Also why is 8chan eating all my posts with images now?


228ade  No.16260081

File: 8c863e5ebadcd90⋯.webm (7.12 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, KOTH_MUSSELFORGE.webm)

>>16260056

>Also why is 8chan eating all my posts with images now?

The media server's bugged out; you can't post images, but you can still post WEBMs and the like.


2ccada  No.16260114

So do different game modes give different point rewards?


228ade  No.16260179

>>16260114

< Single-Player

>Exclusive gear

>Exclusive 'alternate' weapon models

>Meal Tickets (Money and XP boosters for the Lobby gamemodes)

< Lobby

>Turf War - XP bonuses from winning consistently with the same weapon loadout

>Ranked (All Modes) - Higher XP gains for winning matches at higher ranks

>Splatfest - Super Sea Snails (Upgrade existing gear, or randomize their unlocked abilities)

< Salmon Run

>Exclusive gear

>Meal Tickets

Physical DLC amiibo:

>Exclusive gear

>Extra music tracks for "Squid Beatz 2"


e333e6  No.16261673

File: 297de4735a8763c⋯.png (210.75 KB, 553x656, 553:656, 297de4735a8763c37eeec8901c….png)

>>16259907

>< At least they have to do hard work to get in

No, they don't. You can utterly fail every stage in the octo expansion and still get your dindu race. They let you skip stages if you fail enough times. You can't get the golden toothpick if you skip, however.

>>16259933

>>16260056

When the new rules are set up based on how much clout you acquire, popular teams are still much more likely to get more points based on sheer numbers alone. I really hate the way they calculate splatfests now. It basically makes it so the normalfags always win and the underdog never gets their day.


2ccada  No.16261683

>>16260179

But are any of them better for grinding out levels and money? The weapon freshness pays out but it's not realiable because of shitty teams,


228ade  No.16261707

>>16261683

The best (consistent) source of money is Salmon Run, while the fastest way to grind XP is really just "reach S+ in whatever mode(s) you're good at", using Meal Tickets whenever possible.


5c5293  No.16262119

>>16261673

except when villains won


43b233  No.16262429

File: dd54d41059e69ab⋯.png (3.94 MB, 509x210, 509:210, octoparam.png)

File: 3636fcb517447d4⋯.png (61.46 KB, 713x662, 713:662, byml.png)

File: 95ee91a54b5c221⋯.png (17.17 KB, 577x190, 577:190, octodir.png)

>>16201777

I hope you are still around to see how this turned out. I'm posting how I did this for posterity.

This was a journey to hell and back, and I'm glad it paid off in the end. It wasn't just trying to find the right files to use, it was also getting rid of all of the other problems specific to my LayeredFS setup. I spent 3 days editing files before I realized one of my folder names had a typo and so none of my edits were showing up. Never mind that nobody who has pulled something like this had ever let any word on how to do this slip from outside their discord circlejerks so they can keep the fame all to themselves. I did, however, get help on getting a tool of the trade from a youtuber. Thanks again for the help, X111.

This took so much trial and error, it wasn't even funny. I tried approaching this from many different files. The first, seemingly most obvious one, was a .bprm (byml) with romfs directory /romfs/Param/Rival/Enm_RivalShooter.bprm. After converting it to an xml (using bymlconvert: https://github.com/CVFireDragon/BymlConvert/releases), you can see a line on there that says "Shooter_Rvl0Lv0", almost word-for-word from a file right in /romfs/Param/WeaponBullet ("Rival" in the assets pretty much means "enemy octoling"). I tried to change it to a Grizzco Weapon (Umbrella_CoopAutoAssault = Grizzco Brella). When I went into an octoling mission afterward, nothing happened. It took a while for me to probe around and find that those files seem like meaningless copies for this purpose. The game really reads from compressed files within /romfs/Pack/ for Octo Canyon. Found within there are files such as param.pack (parameter files, so weapon range/distance, camera angles, and all the other autistic numbers) and Mush.release.pack (contains byml files with details on weapons, sub weapons, etc.). I'm guessing they function similar to the Static.pack file from Splatoon 1.

These .pack files can be decompressed with SARCExtract (https://github.com/aboood40091/SARCExtract/releases) and recompressed with SARCTool (https://github.com/aboood40091/SARC-Tool/releases). I used SARCExtract with the Params.pack file and guess what - it has a params folder identical to the decompressed one. Imagine that.

I tried the same thing that I did earlier with the other .bprm file. Turns out directly trying to edit any of the Grizzco weapons into the AI results in a system-wide softlock. Not even the home button works. The only way to get out of it is holding the power button for 12 seconds. The same thing happens when you try to edit the id or name of the "Rvl" weapons in the WeaponInfo_Main.release.byml file compressed within Mush.release.pack.

The best alternative is changing the weapon parameters and in game model for the placeholder rival weapons. Turns out, you can swap out the rival weapons for other weapon types, so a Shooter can use a rival blaster weapon. Also, you can point a weapon to use a different in-game model using WeaponInfo_Main.release.byml (see 2nd pic), as well as changing weapon fire rate/distance/behavior using the param files. Using this, I was able to get most of the Grizzco Weapons. This is what I did:

>extracted Mush.release.pack and Param.pack using Sarc extract

>converted WeaponInfo_Main.release within Mush.Release.Pack and all Enm_Rival… files within Param.pack, including the ones within "Octa" (Octo Expansion), from byml to xml with bymlconvert

>changed ModelName and ArcName for the rival blasters and sloshers to match their Grizzco variants using Notepad++

>changed shooters to use blasters with Notepad++

>set regular octos to have elite ai by setting offset 4061fdda to True (http://leanny.github.io/param/parameter_doc.html)

>converted them back to byml/bprm, changing extensions as necessary

>replaced the parameter files for the rival blasters and sloshers so they act like their Grizzco variants

>recompressed the .pack files

>put them in >/atmosphere/titles/[USA title ID]/romfs/Pack/

>got splatted

Octo Canyon weapons are not compatible with Octo Expansion Weapons. This will lead to a softlock.

Both files I came out with are attached to the first picture, if you have a hacked Switch and want to try some of this out for yourself. I only tested this with 4.3.1 (if you need the nsp, don't be afraid to get it from https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/19jFTDKDMD-jSHlS_MvNLKh_h4NAD1N9I), and with Octo Canyon. Octo Expansion remains untested. Only the octolings' weapons and behavior have been modified. Don't use this if you don't want to get banned.

>>16238200

>pls help

What would you like help with? Shooting angle? Turning?


43b233  No.16262435

File: e1fbed13f697fd7⋯.mp4 (10 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, blasters in a nutshell.mp4)

Please send help.


fc7645  No.16262639

File: aa029339e3c65ec⋯.png (369.25 KB, 523x636, 523:636, 1499351815509.png)

File: 438fe1e4812488e⋯.png (392.53 KB, 416x584, 52:73, 1548621852146.png)

File: 624c875419fe56c⋯.jpg (458.25 KB, 1000x1300, 10:13, 1530232621320.jpg)

>>16262429

>>16262435

Still around.

I can`t believe someone is making this huge work all. because of my silly question.

Speaking off…

Would be a Cunny Mod possible?

Any Spoilers for the upcoming next Grizzco Gear?


10f7ce  No.16262729

>>16262639

>Any Spoilers for the upcoming next Grizzco Gear?

If there was, we'd still need shooter or dualies. The truth is, there won't be a new Grizzco weapon.

>Would be a Cunny Mod possible?

Why?

>>16262429

>What would you like help with? Shooting angle? Turning?

Getting good. TTK and communication issues against similar weapons, that result in me always losing in that respect. It's a networking issue, mostly, but I do have learn to play issues I need to work out.


61fb53  No.16262775

>>16259691

I want to breed with an octoling


13f8f8  No.16263333

>>16262639

>Any Spoilers for the upcoming next Grizzco Gear?

It's not gonna be the Mk.1 Octo Armor despite it already being in the fucking files, I can tell you that much

>>16262729

>The truth is, there won't be a new Grizzco weapon

I think he meant clothing


ede6f8  No.16265695

>see demo is available

>download the demo

>this game may contain overt or covert advertisement

>uninstall the demo

That's that I guess


196524  No.16265800

>>16263333

>I think he meant clothing

This is why I need sleep.

>>16265695

What do you think the point of the demo was? They're showing new players the game, so they might be interested in buying it.


ede6f8  No.16265841

>>16265800

If the demo IS the ad, it MAY not CONTAIN an ad.


e7b64b  No.16265886

File: 1837007a94c24c5⋯.png (94.91 KB, 256x248, 32:31, pearltism.png)

>>16265695

There are two shoes in the game where the textures (just the colors, not even the models) are based on some Nikes from Japan. You wouldn't even know this if I didn't tell you.

We had a Splatfest where we fought about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, in spring of last year. I guess the Knights vs Wizards we just had was technically an ad for FUCKING amiibos.

Sometimes you'll bump into people with amiibo-exclusive gear, if you think that counts.

Most of the ads in the game are Japanese exclusive, since it's mostly illegal to put ads in games directed at children in USA/EU.

The Nikes also look better than the normal gear they reskinned. Tentatek is subpar.


43b233  No.16265903

File: 2bc5ec551e9656d⋯.jpg (95.14 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, bk4.jpg)


ede6f8  No.16265908

>>16265886

Thanks for confirming their warning, now I'm absolutely not going to bother.


ede6f8  No.16265913

>>16265903

Yes, and?


9956b9  No.16265914

Favorite game modes for everybody? For me it's tower and turf.


e7b64b  No.16265926

File: 785675d3b1067ed⋯.jpg (833.39 KB, 2000x1360, 25:17, S2_Nintendo_Switch_Online_….jpg)

File: d77110dd7d89a4e⋯.png (52.04 KB, 256x256, 1:1, S2_Gear_Clothing_SWC_Logo_….png)

File: 1616d728a4f6c90⋯.png (18.9 KB, 256x256, 1:1, S2_Weapon_Main_N-ZAP_'85.png)

File: 0f9768728749f1c⋯.png (22.49 KB, 256x256, 1:1, S2_Weapon_Main_N-ZAP_'89.png)

>>16265908

I also forgot about THESE. Truly the worst.


2dafd9  No.16265932

>>16265695

I don't get it.


8e04ed  No.16265936

>>16265903

Man, Underground 1 and 2 were good. Most Wanted was probably the last great one, the original one at that. Need for Speed's been pretty subpar for a very long time, now.


43b233  No.16265971

>>16265913

The point is that the ads' intrusiveness is completely subjective; it's based on your experiences with them and how much you feel they interfere with gameplay. I never had a reason to complain about the ads in NFSU2, as I felt they never affected how the races go (it's even impossible to shill Cingular now, as it's owned by AT&T). If I just rejected the game after seeing a Burger King restaurant without giving it a little more thought, I would have missed out big time. Did you even try to play the game and see whether the "ads" were so off-putting that you just had to remove it right away?


ede6f8  No.16266014

>>16265971

You don't understand that any and all forms of paid advertisement (and even some forms of spontaneous advertisement) have to be rejected without mercy because our mindshare is too precious to be influenced by megacorps such as the ones who put ads in games. Value your attention at least as highly as the advertisers do, if not more.


43b233  No.16266186

>>16266014

I won't argue any further, though I concur that ads in games are still shit. Whether or not you change your mind about playing the game is completely on you. Just keep in mind that there are other ways to enjoy it, and you can always pirate a copy and/or mod assets out if you get autistic enough about wanting to play in the future.


ff5edc  No.16266620

>>16260179

Is the amiibo cloning worth it? or can you get banned from doing it?


43b233  No.16266825

>>16254678

I have all sensitivity settings on max because autism.

>>16262639

>Cunny Mod

uhh Funnily enough, they made the model for the asses separate from those for the rest of the body.

>Grizzco Gear

I'd say the octo armor from 1 but seeing how we're this late into the game and there's been no release of the body armor, I'm going to have to agree with >>16263333.

>>16262729

>TTK and communication issues against similar weapons, that result in me always losing in that respect. It's a networking issue, mostly

You could try exploiting the latency by spamming either really high-spread or really high fire rate weapons. I'm thinking Dynamo or maybe the .96 gal.

>>16266620

It depends on how much you want the exclusive clothes that are behind them. The powersaves only mimics the nfc tags on the undersides without modifying system files, so I'm pretty sure it's safe. I can post the collection I have once I can access my computer, if you want.


43b233  No.16266830

>>16266825

To add to my weapon suggestions, maybe try any of the sloshers and see which one works best.


dd7b24  No.16266869

>>16259691

I'm disappointed that there are no teeth in the


10f7ce  No.16267201

>>16266825

>I'm thinking Dynamo or maybe the .96 gal.

I play Gold Dynamo and .96 Deco for funsies. Gold Dynamo is, like, my third most used weapon these days.


43b233  No.16269698

>>16267201

How about any of the sloshers?


f6483f  No.16269803

File: 3de460970677a09⋯.jpg (76.19 KB, 288x402, 48:67, akko using both of her INT….jpg)

File: babf28e1268f32f⋯.jpg (61.82 KB, 960x960, 1:1, babf28e1268f32f08483fecd79….jpg)


0f77b2  No.16270164

>>16269698

I used the tri slosher with splat bombs for a while. It doesn't come as naturally to me as it does with most people.since the weapon is easy modo

I like soda slosher in the first game.


ec7dc1  No.16270207

>>16214227

Honestly I do that shit for free, if I felt comfortable enough, to know I could give you something good. Sorry about your time with artists, that sucks. I don't know if I feel like I want to do commissions, just because I feel like I would start attracting people, and I rather just not be known.


43b233  No.16270777

File: d5e148d9fff4abd⋯.webm (12.56 MB, 640x360, 16:9, removeocto2.webm)

remove octopi


7ab40b  No.16270869

File: 5e6df09071440cb⋯.gif (867.02 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 02e.gif)

>>16270777

This is ART!

Great job!


ec7dc1  No.16270888

So speaking to art fags here directly is their a easier way to draw people? (Inklings) To where I can learn quicker?


b6f4e6  No.16270921

File: d2781a97c322b6e⋯.jpg (92.93 KB, 1024x724, 256:181, 2d232015f91ad72aecc46d7f53….jpg)


ec7dc1  No.16271009

>>16270921

Thanks a lot mate.


a25094  No.16271053

File: 12bee7a4d770d62⋯.gif (950.88 KB, 433x334, 433:334, prince disgust.gif)

>>16270921

>squidsona


91f139  No.16271289

File: 1319debca9dd7ae⋯.png (518.84 KB, 1077x1019, 1077:1019, 15a843a5d39fdda4327db68bde….png)

>>16270921

>squidsona


10f7ce  No.16271329

>>16270888

Basic figure drawing fundamentals apply to squids fairly well. While the average human is around 7 1/2 heads tall and the ideal human is around 8 heads tall, inklings are about 3 to 3 1/2 heads tall. Heads are shaped more like a steamed bun, and are thusly much wider than human heads. Hands and feet are proportionally about double the size compared to human hands and have squared off fingers and toes. The figures are less pronounced, showing less curves. If you can draw a human, you can basically draw an inkling by fucking with the proportions.

>>16270921

I've seen this guide a dozen times, and it fails to exhibit a dynamic pose, use foreshortening, or get the proportions right in general. Inkling bodies aren't really trapeziums. Girls have a very slight hourglass figure and boys are very slightly inverse trapezium, but practically rectangular. The hands are about spot on, proportion-wise, but the feet picture are tiny.


1f864d  No.16271404

File: 366d1869c68a417⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 12.66 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Yarr! It be a fine day out in the sea, right Cabin boys?


10f7ce  No.16271516

File: d29e84631faf59e⋯.mp4 (164.03 KB, 486x360, 27:20, Boss of this Gym.mp4)

>>16270777

The putz12 part made me laugh


2ccada  No.16271918

How do I git gud with different weapons, just playing turf war? I'm shit with basically everything that isn't twins or the mid range automatic rifles.


7ab40b  No.16271944

>>16271918

Getting good with Diffrent Weapons: Salmon Run.


ec7dc1  No.16272830

>>16271329

The main issue with that, I don't know the basic's of figure drawing when it comes to people, it's a mess for me.


b6f4e6  No.16272896

>>16271918

Juss try out a weapon 3-5 times in turf then swap


43b233  No.16273981

File: c49f5cacb5dd15f⋯.jpg (1.86 MB, 6400x4511, 6400:4511, NintendoVS-110636690579809….jpg)


cf0e1c  No.16274082

File: b4650e4f2824adf⋯.jpg (3.26 MB, 9440x4504, 1180:563, 8chan.jpg)


228ade  No.16274144

File: b6d873d03f10370⋯.gif (3.1 MB, 718x404, 359:202, WOOMY.gif)

>>16273981

>Flow is enamored with Murch, but Craymond hates him

>Judd views all these sea-creatures as walking, talking food

>Li'l Judd is confirmed as a clone

< Despite being placed right next to each other, no arrows between the Salmonids and the Octarians


344df2  No.16274213

File: fd5af5c2b50e771⋯.jpg (98.91 KB, 230x350, 23:35, fd5af5c2b50e771c50a37a260d….jpg)

File: 431bbc4e23701c1⋯.png (173.46 KB, 595x300, 119:60, 431bbc4e23701c1825dbe792b8….png)

>>16271918

I use turf war for weapon practice, yeah. Only if we're having a bad day in league and took a massive hit in league score to the point that we can't save it do I try new weapons in there.

>>16271944

>Salmon Run

This. Salmon Run forces you to use 3 of the 4 weapons every shift, but it gives you easier to kill enemies, not to mention the fact that it requires you to learn to coordinate with your teammates, lest you fail. That is, unless you're that one squidiot who gets less than 10 golden eggs, whereas the rest of the team get 25+, and you're only in fucking profreshional because the entire rest of the Grizzco staff is carrying your sorry ass through your career until you suffer an early retirement because they finally get sick of fucking retards like you putting other squids at risk.

Also, private matches with friends allows you to try new things. It's really refreshing to see people who use only one or two weapons branch out and try something new simply because they don't have to take things seriously.


344df2  No.16274246

File: bffd222a674e038⋯.png (116.61 KB, 405x304, 405:304, a82947ba7b3b506fe269d9be75….png)

File: 358375bdd728535⋯.png (724.29 KB, 600x800, 3:4, woomy-race-war.png)

>>16272830

>The main issue with that, I don't know the basic's of figure drawing when it comes to people, it's a mess for me.

That's a giant can of worms you're trying to open. Most people tell you to read Loomis, and they're not necessarily wrong. I started with the How to Draw Manga books from the early 2000s, was a terrible artist throughout college, got better, and ultimately stopped doing it because I was surrounded by people who could afford Wacom Cintiqs, Copic Markers and high quality drawing pencils, which I was doing things with an off-brand tablet and Zebra mechanical pencils.


ec7dc1  No.16274260

File: df09f8ffae96ac5⋯.jpg (216.16 KB, 696x373, 696:373, StarryNight.jpg)

>>16274246

Well the thing is I don't think i'm a bad artist, when I was a kid this was really early in life, my class wanted us to recreate this, and I actually did it spot on as a kid, and I don't need the greatest stuff to make great art, the tools don't make the artist, its how you use your tools to make art.


344df2  No.16274307


344df2  No.16274314


ec7dc1  No.16274363

>>16274307

Alright, so i'm curious, what am I suppose take away from all these?


b6f4e6  No.16274381

File: 79c1d56d84866e2⋯.jpg (209.79 KB, 1200x831, 400:277, DCwRLiqVYAAx6m8.jpg)

>>16274363

Knowledge


344df2  No.16274407

File: ed1732a1a2dfbc0⋯.jpg (11.01 KB, 205x205, 1:1, c204b8a3b365bf7b0b1d4e8f1c….jpg)

>>16274363

>Alright, so i'm curious, what am I suppose take away from all these?

You wanted to learn figure drawing, right? These are great resources for that. Loomis and Hogarth are excellent primers for artists of all skill levels.

>>16274381

>Knowledge

Homeboy fucking nailed it here.

If you want me to make an inkling drawing tutorial of my own, I could try to scrounge something up. I might be drinking heavily this weekend, so it might take two weeks to make. I simply don't have much time to draw. Alcoholism and all, you see.


ec7dc1  No.16274419

>>16274381

Main problem with that, I'm not a very good reader, and by I mean, I don't retain knowledge very well, this has been a issue my whole life, it's why a lot my teachers basically had to teach me directly, I have a learning disability when it comes to reading, in truth I be probability better off realistically learning it on my own. It's why a lot of the time I use videos instead of books, because visuals are just way better for me, when it comes to books or well most written media, I become a fucking retard.


b6f4e6  No.16274423

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16274419

well if that dont work, video methods will do the trick I use these tutorials


344df2  No.16274435

>>16274419

One thing that's really nice about books like these, is they offer actual examples drawn by professional illustrators, so you can use them as reference material and compare it to your own work.


ec7dc1  No.16274439

>>16274423

That's perfect, thanks for understanding that partially retarded. It sucks a lot to a degree because it kind of making reading in general unenjoyable, just because I barley can retain what I am even reading, spend most the time rereading some part than actual reading the book, because I forget about what I just read.


c3dede  No.16274892

File: 094d510ba398bad⋯.png (199.59 KB, 333x404, 333:404, q1.png)

I just loaded the demo, why are there "LGBT" messages floating over peoples' heads in the lounge? Is this a child molesting/homosexual recruitment game?


43b233  No.16274911

>>16274246

>>16274423

I want to get better at drawing in 3D. Do you guys think these resources could also help me with that?


43b233  No.16275020

>>16274911

By 3d I meant human figures in 3d space. Sorry about jumping in, but I've been looking for sources like these, and I can't thank you guys enough for this.


f0a84e  No.16275173

>>16274892

Faggots gather on Twitter and Discord and raid the game every once in a while. They get reported promptly.


2f7623  No.16275268

File: 824f3767d53c87b⋯.png (140.89 KB, 700x493, 700:493, sharkling.png)

File: df2b350025f86bd⋯.jpg (100.98 KB, 1010x707, 10:7, rayling.jpg)

Sharklings and Raylings when?


10f7ce  No.16275490

>>16275020

>>16274911

Those resources I posted earlier should provide some information on drawing perspectives and foreshortening, I believe.

>>16275268

Hopefully never. The game already feels bloated with octolings who are inferior stinking up the place.


1e907d  No.16275498

>>16275268

>Raylings.

>Has exclusive online mode where instead of killing the salmon horde you impale hyper active guys called Steve.

I would play the shit out of Raylings Anon.


73d8dd  No.16275523

>>16275268

looks like zoras to me


ec7dc1  No.16277054

File: 7cb087737a97559⋯.png (134.57 KB, 597x583, 597:583, It came out nice.PNG)

Well since I have no where to share this, I figure I share it here, it came out nice than I thought it would.


2ccada  No.16278328

Thank you everyone who told me to just get gud with motion controls. I'm five times better than I was.


b4ebe4  No.16278529

>>16277054

I'll give you a critique when I get home. I'm out of the house tonight.


ec7dc1  No.16278884

>>16278529

I touched up the original, should I post that too?


13f8f8  No.16279148

File: cd08586329445f8⋯.gif (729.23 KB, 680x320, 17:8, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!….gif)

>>16278884

We're doing private matches on the mumble, if anyone wants in.


ec7dc1  No.16279229

I sadly don't even own a switch, I'm just a normal art fag, I would join, but I doubt I could contribute much of anything.


58b4e3  No.16280794

File: 9ca0324b992d2e7⋯.png (312.86 KB, 720x720, 1:1, inkling critique.png)

>>16279229

>I sadly don't even own a switch, I'm just a normal art fag, I would join, but I doubt I could contribute much of anything.

New players are always welcome. I was new once, too. With that said, nigga, what are you doing here if you ain't never played Squid Game?

>>16277054

Photoshop transparency It's a good start for somebody who doesn't know much about Splatoon. I did some quick little changes. This isn't perfect, obviously. I notice you have something of a cartoon-like style, which is fine. It generally doesn't lend especially well to Splatoon, but there are plenty of people in the community with similar styles, and they make it out okay. Don't take my changes as harsh criticism. I intend for this to be entirely constructive and I hope you continue working on your art. Also, I'm out of practice, tired, and I rushed this, so mine isn't perfect either.

So, you've got the right idea with the bun shaped head and the slender neck for sure. When drawing heads, I draw the cross lines for guides. By adding a slight curve to these guidelines, I can help establish a sense of depth to the face, provided I follow the lines properly. I've added appropriate lines, considering the angle of your squid. The ears should be horizontal and in line with the bottom half of the eyes. The hair cap needs to be wider on top. As narrow as yours is currently, your squid looks a little pin-headed. The eyes, nose, and mouth have been adjusted properly to line up with my guide lines. I applied a jaw line with a small chin on the squid's right side(your left) to accommodate for the character not quite looking directly at the viewer, and to have more of a 3/4 view. Again, this adds some depth to the drawing. I added S curves to the tentacles to make it look like it's a three dimensional object. The bangs were also given some depth. Your shoulders were uneven and choppy, so I used S curves again to soften and even them up. I fixed the teeth a little bit to make them more even. I suggest having teeth on anime and cartoon characters be a single, solid, uniform piece. Too much detail, and characters can look like they have gaps in their teeth.

Keep practicing and keep up the good work.

>>16278328

>Thank you everyone who told me to just get gud with motion controls. I'm five times better than I was.

Glad you saw the light.


ec7dc1  No.16281155

File: 4d46db377d04712⋯.png (135.86 KB, 611x560, 611:560, Fuckin neto.PNG)

>>16280794

I think you did better than my second edit, but yeah I totally get I need to keep at it, an I ask by the way, what you use as a art program, I used media bang pro to make my first one, I think part of my issue was maybe doing it too small, but I just have trouble finding good paint programs, if you have suggestions that be great.


2ccada  No.16281643

>win by one point in tower during overtime

Feels so damn good


0c658b  No.16281886

File: a87450df0d972f0⋯.jpg (33.04 KB, 500x376, 125:94, 1451873958126.jpg)

>>16273981

>Views himself as the superior lifeform

>Views all the lesser creatures he drives to wage war against each other as nothing more than food

>His underlings still continue to view him like a god

Giving a cat the gift of sentience was humanities greatest mistake


ede8dc  No.16282028

>>16281155

Yeah, keep at it, and you'll improve. Practice makes perfect, as they say. Use some of my input to assist you in further ordeals. I can still make a full blown tutorial at some point to give you a starting point.

>what you use as a art program

A pirated older version of Photoshop. I'm a few versions behind, but feel no need to upgrade. A lot of people really like GIMP, which is free, but I have no experience with it. Other than that, I do a lot of stuff in MS Paint. A lot of things I draw in game are done with MS Paint.


03ed39  No.16282067

>>16273981

Is this official canon?


5a8c51  No.16282533

>>16281155

I looked up MediBang, and it looks solid. It's got brush settings, a good color picker, and layer options. That's more or less all I personally need. mitebcool


7bb37f  No.16282704

File: 3db561ee655d38d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 4.13 MB, 1280x1835, 256:367, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f95164a0427ef2f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.54 MB, 1280x1855, 256:371, ClipboardImage.png)

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File: e75b5a7a86ccd16⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.27 MB, 1280x1835, 256:367, ClipboardImage.png)

I come bearing gifts.


7bb37f  No.16282729

File: 544e3ce2c95800a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.27 MB, 1280x1857, 1280:1857, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5780038282ccc44⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.25 MB, 1280x1842, 640:921, ClipboardImage.png)

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7bb37f  No.16282757

File: 76c37cf6b607d3f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.24 MB, 1280x1853, 1280:1853, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a082e2686831631⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.35 MB, 1280x1853, 1280:1853, ClipboardImage.png)

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File: 9194202a04a4594⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.26 MB, 1280x1853, 1280:1853, ClipboardImage.png)


32daef  No.16282764

>>16282704

oh its translated!

thank you for delivering


7bb37f  No.16282791

File: 7550fb7e8a1600f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.5 MB, 1280x1853, 1280:1853, ClipboardImage.png)

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>>16282764

I just wish half of my uploads wouldn't stop halfway through.


32daef  No.16282813

>>16282791

you know… posting the sadpanda link or a imgur link does the same.


7bb37f  No.16282817

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5a8c51  No.16283039

File: 0802ea2f48ff9c2⋯.png (153.2 KB, 499x591, 499:591, d7149acd37f95ac344d9b87e0f….png)

>>16282729

>>16282704

>>16282757

>>16282791

>>16282817

>allowing invaders into your territory

>fornicating with invaders


5321a9  No.16283045

>>16283039

good art wasted on yuri shit on top of that


13f8f8  No.16283048

File: 5fdbad669f8c9e6⋯.gif (275.71 KB, 595x472, 595:472, 5fdbad669f8c9e62891f1c2dd0….gif)

>>16282817

We need people for privates!

GET IN HERE!


32daef  No.16283259

File: cdb46ab58a52205⋯.jpg (187.59 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, D2Z74chVYAAi3V6.jpg large.jpg)

Spoon BEST SHIRT will be Finally complete.

Then the game is finished


5568ca  No.16283270

File: 2318ca95f086550⋯.png (647.29 KB, 605x860, 121:172, 1956ea5fe56a2a282bd542005d….png)

Just played the game for the first time during the demo. Didn't really like it at first, until I started using rollers. Might pick it up, it's 20 bucks off here.

Question, though: seems like, despite never having played it (and having limited experience with console shooters in general), I tend to get the most points in a lot of matches, even ones where I don't think I did that well. Is everyone just extra shit because of the free demo now?


5a8c51  No.16283339

>>16283270

>I tend to get the most points in a lot of matches, even ones where I don't think I did that well. Is everyone just extra shit because of the free demo now?

The game tries to balance you with players of your equivalent level at all times. New players are always stuck playing with the children, the retards, and other new players. You're probably not braindead, and you're stomping braindead players. Also, it's turf war. Turf war doesn't mean anything. Also, points in what respect? Turf inked or splats?


5568ca  No.16283370

>>16283339

>The game tries to balance you with players of your equivalent level at all times. New players are always stuck playing with the children, the retards, and other new players.

Would make sense. I usually see another two level 2-5 players, and then five around level 25-35, so I'm not sure.

>Also, points in what respect? Turf inked or splats?

Turf inked. Been getting better at killing people too, now.


bd75f8  No.16283506

>>16283370

I've played against players who are level 135 and they're still terrible. How many days do you have left of the demo? Want to try to play Sunday before I got to work at 11 pm?


0b7e8b  No.16283538

File: 3766dbdd1efa482⋯.jpg (9.6 KB, 235x195, 47:39, 3766dbdd1efa482ac2d0c9da93….jpg)

>>16283045

>Good art AND Yuri


273bd6  No.16283549

>>16282704

Take your gift back.


03ed39  No.16283593

File: 6684180bf621305⋯.jpg (204.91 KB, 650x478, 325:239, you should have trashed it.jpg)

>>16282704

>>16282729

>>16282757

>>16282791

>>16282817

>basic bitch ass gay yuri shit

Post vanilla or post nothing.


2ccada  No.16283709

So I noticed that in salmon run the gap in between rewards grows larger after a while. Are the rewards greater or is it just harder to get them?


bd75f8  No.16283725

>>16283709

After 1200 points, rewards are half as frequent, yes.

>Are the rewards greater or is it just harder to get them?

It's just harder to get them. Generally, if you do well and you hit your 1200 points, your pay grade should be high enough where you get points significantly faster, so it evens out. If you barely made it at that point, you may as well wait until the next rotation. It's a good indicator if you're doing well or not.


2ccada  No.16283865

>see octo named squidsplat

First they invade our home, now they're openly laughing about murdering us. Fuck octoniggers.


d54d72  No.16284225

File: a8193fa2584349c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 200.33 KB, 800x870, 80:87, 99709e122820b84f112679d423….jpg)


43b233  No.16286046

>>16275490

Thanks.

>>16282067

Taking a closer look, the account that posted it is just a tourney branch of NOA's account, so it's more likely built upon the localization than anything. There's nothing to indicate it's even from the US localization team.

>>16279148

>>16283048

>I missed two private sessions

f u g

This weekend wasn't the best for me, and this week isn't looking much better. I might be free for Wii U privates Friday if that's going on, though.

>>16283865

Don't forget about how octos are more likely to have LGBT posts in the plaza.


ac0c5b  No.16286531

File: e459bf90f129aff⋯.png (79.45 KB, 970x766, 485:383, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16277054

>>16281155

going to mobile post for a while and posting some stuff i drew at my boyfriends house this one is funkykong because it reminds me of my boyfriend


ac0c5b  No.16286562

>>16286531

i have been drawing alot since, have been taking the pointers from you >>16280794

i am trying to draw myself as howard the alien while my boyfriend funkykong is giving it to me missionary style


ac0c5b  No.16286564

File: 2678b83c139731f⋯.png (200.98 KB, 962x812, 481:406, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16286562

god damn i hate phone posting


10f7ce  No.16286686

File: 7182350db551c1f⋯.jpg (80.74 KB, 720x450, 8:5, inklingtom.jpg)

File: 54672013097fa5f⋯.jpg (86.87 KB, 720x450, 8:5, marietom.jpg)

File: abd59712339887b⋯.jpg (176.14 KB, 400x366, 200:183, laughingsluts.jpg)


75a998  No.16286764

File: 2ed82ae8b88dcfa⋯.gif (199.24 KB, 496x377, 496:377, 2ed82ae8b88dcfa3046a824648….gif)

>>16282704

>This book is full of yuri


b6f4e6  No.16286795

File: 5512dccea1c2622⋯.webm (1.85 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Luigi Enters the Mumble w….webm)


43b233  No.16286896

>>16286795

Lol, you made that? What program did you use?


2ccada  No.16287084

Man I hate charger on salmon run. Makes me useless.


0d93ae  No.16288436


43b233  No.16288868

>>16286795

>>16286896

Just realized how that came out. I wasn't making fun of it, so sorry if it sounded that way.


b6f4e6  No.16289185

>>16288868

>>16286896

Oh I used after effects


a752a6  No.16289466

>>16288436

>>16287084

Acquire proficiency.


2ccada  No.16289832

>>16289466

Chargers are the one thing I can't seem to get down. Also they just seem outclassed in salmon run by everything else except when it comes to boss killing.


43b233  No.16290057

File: 9c53bc80dfb8d97⋯.mp4 (9.13 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, this took me at least 40 t….mp4)

>>16289832

lrn2aim

Chargers have a higher learning curve than many other weapons in the game, mainly stemming from the really small room for error in your shots. Everything you need to know to do well with any of the chargers stems from:

>how precisely you can aim

>how well you can time charges and movements/wrist flicks (wrist flicks are mostly impractical for Salmon Run, though: they're more of a mind trick intended for ranked mode)

>how consistently you can keep the right distance from your targets

A good way to prepare yourself for using a charger in co-op is to head to target practice and get a feel for the weapon, its charge time, and its range. Also, remember that fully charged shots pierce through the regular enemies (chum/cohock/smallfry), so you can kill multiple salmonids at once by getting them all within a roughly straight line while charging your weapon.


43b233  No.16290132

>>16290057

Oh, and just some small details to point out about some of the chargers:

>Bamboozler: extremely fast fire rate, but short range and low damage rate; useful for close combat and finishing enemies off

>Squiffer: short-mid range, but can hold full charge in ink for a second, and can charge at its full rate whether in air or on land; good for jumping from high places, getting out of tight spots, and clearing short paths if you're desperate to move

>Goo Tuber: can hold full charge longer than squiffer (5 seconds); good if you ever need to go back and forth to help teammates out

>E-Liter 4K: gay


b6f4e6  No.16290885

File: 1bfe37cd5b34a22⋯.png (719.48 KB, 680x1107, 680:1107, ClipboardImage.png)


2ccada  No.16291512

What the fuck do inklings do with salmonoid eggs? I know they're the things that give you orbs when you pick them up in single player, but are inklings eating them?


791152  No.16292969

File: 4e4043e43206ed2⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1360x1032, 170:129, ??????.png)

File: 3268ede93079ff1⋯.png (558.74 KB, 1346x1032, 673:516, ???.png)

File: 4597fd123c4e61d⋯.png (931.89 KB, 1457x1032, 1457:1032, ????????????????.png)

File: d81fc6581c01945⋯.png (791.66 KB, 1457x1032, 1457:1032, __cohock_and_inkling_splat….png)

>>16291512

>are inklings eating them

no, they're laying them


a14390  No.16292978

>>16292969

That last pic is pretty much the splatoon version of the ugly-guy-cucks-you hentais


5e7fd0  No.16294840

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Watched this Video from Wadsm to get better at the stupid squid game and now….

i`m having kinda a midlife/personality crises.

I mean, yeah you put alot energy and time in this to get better, but… why? What is even my goal? The Pointsystem in Rank X is utter garbage, so why do i want to waste another 900 hours to get from S+ 0 to Rank X ? Do i want to make a living with playing splatoon? With half of this effort i can visit abandoned pets in the shelters or visit abandoned old people in the retirement center and it has a bigger impact in my life and society. Then i`m just that weird faggot who spend his time having others a good time and not that weird faggot who is just very good at a nintendo videogame for 9 year olds with the worst tickrate in gaming history.

Or maybe its just time to stop to play this game daily (mostly SR) and play some other games. I don`t know anymore.

****

Thank you for reading my blog


2ccada  No.16294872

>>16294840

You play it because you like videogames and splatoon is a good videogame. If you're legitimately having some kind of crisis maybe you should stop. I've given up a whole lot of shit to play more videogames and it hasn't made me examine my life once.


5e7fd0  No.16294991

File: 6dfe8efba70930d⋯.jpg (87.98 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 1538588846459.jpg)

>>16294872

>splatoon is a good videogame


2ccada  No.16295067

>>16294991

You're right. I got downgraded in SR rank because of a communication error.


b941f0  No.16295077

File: 9118152af24c0c8⋯.png (140.54 KB, 1200x593, 1200:593, 9118152af24c0c8b1d79681323….png)

>>16294840

>so why do i want to waste another 900 hours to get from S+ 0 to Rank X ?

Nobody says you have to. I've been S+0 for a year and a half and have not touch solo ranked in a long, long time. I just do turf war, salmon run, and league with the Mumble squids. I'm definitely better than the bad X players, but worse than the good X players, so I probably fit in X on the lower scale. Just play the game to have fun


b941f0  No.16295079

>>16294991

Nobody on this thread defends this, by the way. It's quite the opposite.


5e7fd0  No.16295209

File: 2de44ddde646537⋯.jpg (40.35 KB, 800x329, 800:329, f4cd1c98641608e4b3ef3b4e1f….jpg)

>>16295077

>Just play the game to have fun

I think thats the problem.

>Nobody says you have to.

My Brain says that. Splatoon is a competition game. I get confirmation and self esteem for winning and improving.

Brain: "How does it feel, just being A V E R A G E ? No Dopamin Dinner for tonight Faggot. And stop saying to me this picture is a optical illusion.


d951cd  No.16295224

>>16294991

>being a poorfag


5e7fd0  No.16295507

File: 92e8ef0dbca9fa2⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1586x977, 1586:977, Screenshot_2019-03-27 (C76….png)


13f8f8  No.16297753

>>16295224

Fuck off, shill


10f7ce  No.16298417

>>16295209

>not playing video games to have fun

It's official. I'm getting old.

>I get confirmation and self esteem for winning and improving.

I can't say I disagree with this. I get really frustrated when I get stomped. Last weekend in private matches, I got stomped by a particularly good rank X time and again to the point where I wasn't having fun, so I left early for the night.


43b233  No.16298462

Guys, there's a new thread:

>>16295925

OP there might have forgotten about linking it here.




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