1719c6 No.16295925
I HOPE ALL YOU FRESH CEPHALOPODS, TIME FLIES SO FAST SO LETS HAVE IT FLY FASTER WITH SOME TURF WAR AND RANKED!!
Now for some Funky Fresh Questions!
HOW FRESH ARE YOU!?
HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?
HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?
Previous Thread: >>16171923
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WEEKEND PRIVATE BATTLE DETAILS or also looking for people to Squad or Twin with, DOWN BELOW!!!
Join our Mumble server for Squid Cephalopod Squad multiplayer fun (Friday / Saturday / Sunday) and casual voice-chat:
http://wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page
Label: Swamp - Address: swamp.li - Port: 64738
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CURRENT NEWS:
● TEAM WIZARD won against TEAM KNIGHT on March 17, 2019. Yes, this news is ten days old, but fuck it. I saw a chance to post an OP with cute witch pics and I wasn't going to just let it slip by.
Here are some resources
SPLAT NET CATALOG
https://gesotown.ink/
This link helps view the gear that's been on splatnet for the past few weeks. Hopefully an anon in the thread snagged one and you two can share friend codes and gear share.
CHECK MAP ROTATION
https://splatoon2.ink/
This link lets you see the map rotation and Salmon run rotation as well
316736 No.16295980
184a2f No.16295989
>advertising the mumble to come in on fridays
1719c6 No.16296522
>>16295989
Fridays was also written on the last OP ( >>16171923 ), so I just left it in.
d044df No.16296760
>>16295925
Is that Marisa?
1719c6 No.16296828
>>16296760
She did remind me of Marisa at first
e17dc4 No.16296859
>>16295980
Octolings are inferior as long as CUNTBOYS exist
ecf6f5 No.16297840
>>16296859
You keep posting the same eight letter spoiler. It's getting stale.
e17dc4 No.16297887
>>16297840
It's been four years. See you next thread!
6deff1 No.16297925
>>16297901
>actually modelling the labia
>actually animating it moving
also totally /r/ing the source of the yuri doujin posted last thread
51d863 No.16297951
>>16295925
Is it still possible to play games online if I've installed games via homebrew? Do I need to run stock firmware or can I safely boot from my CFW? I want to splat again, but I want to avoid being banned.
6deff1 No.16297959
>>16297951
Nothing is guaranteed with CFW, iirc. You could or could not be banned as Homebrew and CFW isn't properly disguised yet. Most guides recommend making a NAND backup of your Switch pre-hacking so that after you hack and you want to go online again you can simply restore that backup and be safe from banning. It doesn't stop you from getting banned if you accidentally go online while hacked, though.
afefa8 No.16297962
>>16297901
>tfw your cavemen ancestors never knew the pleasures of quality pornographic content before they died
>best they could do is jerk off to a stick figure with tits on a wall finger painted with bear feces
6deff1 No.16297966
>>16297962
>>tfw your cavemen ancestors never knew the pleasures of quality pornographic content before they died
You say that like it's changed. Have you seen the tastes of some "cavemen" around here?
ecf6f5 No.16297976
>>16297951
It's possible, but you risk getting console banned if you're not cautious.
t. got console banned
1719c6 No.16298430
Before I forget, here's an archive of the last Splatoon thread: http://archive.is/POTKs
>>16295980
>>16296859
Octolings are alright tho. They can be pretty adorable witches. Especially Agent 8.
>>16297951
Sorry, dude. Wish I could help, but I know nothing about homebrew stuff.
ed1cf5 No.16298496
octolings are inferior by law
cuntboys are inferior, and will be by law in time
THREADLY ANIKI
ed1cf5 No.16298509
>>16297951
It's generally not safe. If they even so much as suspect you might be using any form of homebrew, they will check you for custom firmware and ban you instantly. They do not discriminate.
>>16297976
>you risk getting console banned if you're not cautious.
Indeed. You made it fairly obvious, though.
>>16295989
>advertising the mumble to come in on fridays
We can still play squid game. We'd just play later. I'm down to play with new players or whatever after the tabletop stuff. I mean, I'm awake until 8 or 9 am anyway. That gives a solid 12 hour window for NEETs and degenerates to play squid game with me before I attemptand fail to sleep.
b1da82 No.16300758
Amazon is offering a free year of Switch Online if you have Prime.
735d42 No.16301424
I got amazon prime and I think that free subscript for nintendo online, but im already on a family plan
f47865 No.16301480
>>16300758
>I'm gonna sell those $20 to you
<for the low price of $100
You're a genius, Yitzhak
4d5e83 No.16301867
Do any of you guys play online undocked? I usually do a couple of matches at work and I'm so fucking bad without the controller.
735d42 No.16302265
FUCK ALL THIS DAMGAGE UP MPU BULLSHIT
ITS THE SUMMER OF DAMAGE UP ALL OVER AGAIN
ed1cf5 No.16302345
>>16301867
>Do any of you guys play online undocked?
No. It's terrible.
>I'm so fucking bad without the controller.
Yes. It's terrible.
>>16302265
Even worse is the haves vs. the have nots. MPU makes splattershot a worse splash-o-matic, but only when jumping. MPU makes ink brushes imperceptibly faster when inking(it's like 5% with a pure of MPU), and aerospray and Jr. get ink coverage boosts because it's not like the coverage wasn't exceptional for those weapons already. Main Power Up was a mistake.
4d5e83 No.16302856
>>16302345
>No. It's terrible.
I'm going to mess around with the motion control settings and see if I can get it to be better. The real annoying thing is you have to tilt the screen to aim which always fucks me up. It did make me realize how shit the average player is though, I was still fucking top of my team most of the time and I'm shit compared to most people on here.
4d5e83 No.16303123
Do you guys choose your clothing based off of abilities or purely aesthetic value?
97146f No.16303138
I love shota and loli so much
I hate it when people draw inklings as adults or with deviantart proportions. I hate Pearl and Marina for similar reasons. I just want to see flat girls damn it
698f05 No.16303165
>>16301867
Seems like certain games are better with certain controllers. This, for example, is far better with the Pro controller. But for something like Tetris 99, the Joycons are far better since one mistake can kill you and the separate D-pad buttons help prevent mistakes.
>>16303138
But Pearl is a cute loli though.
97146f No.16303169
>>16303165
She can be, however she looks very odd, attractive people who want to be quirky for having a quirky waifu, and more annoyingly, she's a magnet for that ugly obnoxious octonigger
97146f No.16303170
2bd69e No.16303191
I want to cum inside Marina and take responsibility!
698f05 No.16303193
>>16303169
Her design isn't the best, admittedly. She has this Toddler-esque head or something, and the oversized zipper sort of adds to the toddler aesthetic, if that makes sense. Some of the art really fixes her up.
Marina looks fucking terrible though. Her color scheme is shit, she's dressed like a whore, octoling hair looks like shit since those giant suction-things throw off any style they were trying to go for, she's a nigger and even her in-game animations seem off. Look at that face.
4d5e83 No.16303373
>>16303138
>I hate Pearl and Marina
I feel the same way. Not really because loli, but the designs are just trash compared to the squid sisters and the player characters. Marina looks so out of place in a way that the player octo models do not.
7b91e2 No.16303862
>>16303373
Maybe it's due to her having the enemy octoling hair, rather than the much less voluminous hair agent 8 gets?
Just adds to the shebooness
44df1c No.16304148
698f05 No.16304209
>>16303862
It's the color palette in total.
In most manga, when there's a dark skin girl, they have white hair. It's to help the contrast and help them stand out. Now, it's possible to have them have dark hair too, but then the clothes need to stand out, be bright, preferably white, or maybe pink or light blue. But notice, Marina is shit-brown with 90% black hair and the most important articles of clothing are also black. She has a few points of contrast, but they're the least important parts of her body, so they make no sense. I did a few recolors which I think improve her design without changing anything (and as I said in my last post, several points like the clothing and the hair are crap too). Quick edits, so forgive the outlines. Light colored hair didn't seem to work with her design at all.
279866 No.16304430
>>16303193
>>16304209
all octolings dress like whores unless a player octoling chooses otherwise. they seem to lean towards a cyberpunk style which suits marina as a dj. if they were going for cyber dj i think they nailed it without getting too ridiculous.
plus the lack of contrast does help to make her less noticeable. she seems pretty shy while pearl wants to be seen which is adorable.
847986 No.16304546
>>16297962
What a time to be alive
dbe412 No.16304591
>>16304296
This guy is fucking amazing
8f1748 No.16304826
>>16303123
>Do you guys choose your clothing based off of abilities or purely aesthetic value?
A balance. It used to be aesthetics until everyone started running meta-centric gear, so I had to adapt. It's suffering. My squid's iconic look isn't really possible right now because of the arms race.
698f05 No.16304845
>>16303123
I use aesthetics as a tie-breaker, though I have passed up a few okay pieces of gear because they looked ugly.
316736 No.16304920
>>16304591
Meant to spoiler that.
dbe412 No.16305020
>>16304920
come on I jerked off four times today
b1da82 No.16305183
>>16301867
I do play undocked. Tabletop. I didn't like it at first, but I'm lazy about using the TV.
But it sounds like you play handheld. Are you insane? It has a kickstand. Put it on a table and use the controller.
316736 No.16305211
>>16305020
>four times in one day
Anon that's waaay too much. Try to cut down for your own health.
86fce1 No.16305215
>>16305020
Are you that guy who drew that Yoshi diagram on how to fap 4 times a day
dbe412 No.16305236
>>16305211
I've been doing 4-9 times daily for a couple weeks now it's the only thing staving off depression
>>16305215
No.
7994b1 No.16305285
File: 33355d03fa7c01e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 119.58 KB, 900x1814, 450:907, 2997980 - Inkling Inkling_….jpg)
Finally had the disposable income for Splatoon 2. I'm so glad to be able to play it. I missed all of Splatoon except when I borrowed the game from my friend it was conveniently during the last Splatfest so I was able to rep for best girl Marie. Now to home my skills for when the next waifu war commences.
>>16305236
No, if you keep masturbating that much it'll cause depression because you'll blow out your pleasure receptors.
3e7039 No.16305299
>>16295925
Harry Potter fags did this. Read another book!
837ed0 No.16305300
>>16305236
>4-9 times daily
is one arm getting bigger than the other?
dbe412 No.16305304
>>16305252
wew
>>16305285
man I've been doing this since I was 15 so I don't think it makes a difference now. I think I'll be okay.
>>16305300
Nope my arms are the same mass as I alternate between the two.
7994b1 No.16305307
>>16305304
>He gives lefty a chance
At least you're a good man
316736 No.16305310
>>16305236
You got it wrong. The dopamine rush is what's causing your depression. Learn to do something you enjoy like gardening, or pottery.
97146f No.16305317
I want to suck an boy inklings peen and lick a girl inklings cunny
7994b1 No.16305323
>>16305317
At the same time?
dbe412 No.16305327
>>16305307
I wish I had more things to do than masturbate.
>>16305310
Depression forces me to stick to my bed more than anything often enough I haven't found work, I only play video games and I slack on reading but I do if I can.
>>16305317
>boy
Gay nigger faggot
>girl
Yeah okay you only partially redeemed yourself.
97146f No.16305341
>>16305323
Yes
>>16305327
I am enlightened enough to love both shota AND loli anon
dbe412 No.16305378
>>16305341
Not into either I'm more an ara kind of guy.
8f1748 No.16305416
>>16305285
>Finally had the disposable income for Splatoon 2. I'm so glad to be able to play it.
Join the Mumble
7994b1 No.16305693
8f1748 No.16305698
>>16305693
I'll be your best friend
594533 No.16307129
>Mumble
You guys don`t use Discord?
Why that Linux Teamspeak Version?
594533 No.16307134
Why is this playerbase filled with depressed adult men?
d1f2fd No.16307496
>>16307134
Because video games are for children and they're sad to know this.
7994b1 No.16307521
>>16307129
Because the creators of Mumble don't monitor your servers for "unacceptable" content. Discord bans for lolis but openly defends furry cub porn (and of course is staffed by multiple furfags)
>>16307134
Mechanically it's the best NEW shooter in ages and visually it's a bright, colorful world where everyone is young and having fun with a shard activity forever. There's a lot of appeal for depressed adults who feel like they've wasted their childhood.
2bd69e No.16307561
>>16305236
>I've been doing 4-9 times daily for a couple weeks now
That can't be healthy.
fa82e1 No.16307579
>>16305236
>couple of weeks
>not going on your 4th year daily streak
4d5e83 No.16307835
>>16305183
>But it sounds like you play handheld
I play it handheld at work some time. I'm a retard and I can't properly play unless the screen is big/ right up against my face.
1dcec2 No.16307861
>>16307561
The number of times you masturbate per day isn't really important, but there can be difficulties later on depending on "how" you jerk it. If you get yourself used to a very fast pace, which is really easy when you masturbate often and your goal is just to cum as fast as possible, then, on the off chance later on in life you actually have a chance at real sex, you're going to find that you're unable to cum. Get yourself used to fast and furious wanking and the slower pace of actual sex will be unable to get you off.
Of course that's not relevant for like 90% of this board but the point stands, it's now how often you do it but how you do it that's important.
633f6a No.16307912
>>16304591
Too bad I haven't seen him draw anything with actual intercourse in it, I seriously don't get porn artist who just draw lewd images but not the act of sex itself.
Either go hard or don't even bother trying. Anyway sage because this thread is already derailing into /nofap/.
>>16307129
Lurk for 5 centuries, newfag.
633f6a No.16307916
>>16307912
>didn't sage
FUQ
2bd69e No.16307928
File: 179aaee5becb86a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 96.67 KB, 900x1040, 45:52, efd54e25da7901f70aa026dd07….jpg)
>>16307912
>Too bad I haven't seen him draw anything with actual intercourse in it
Does this count?
7b91e2 No.16307942
I should get backed into ranked, all I ever do is work for the jewbear.
633f6a No.16308031
>>16307928
Not really, I wish he would draw that Midna octoling fucking a male inkling dress as Link.
dbe412 No.16308040
>>16308031
Why not just have her fugging link in her human form?
735d42 No.16308103
THEY RUINED MY RANGE BLASTER
b1da82 No.16308194
>>16308103
>Range Blaster with Burst Bombs
7b91e2 No.16308225
>>16308194
Ayo dawg, we heard you like inksplosions so we gave exploding ink balls to your exploding ink balls so you can inklspode while you inksplode!
>>16308103
>teamplayer splatling
>0 deaths 0 turf inked nozzle
>CQC brella
>dodge these dapples
>controlled squiffer
>nightmarebush
>bucket of needing no line of sight
>war memories baboozler
>heavy ordnance blaster
>ink is in the air nzap
I got nothing on the two last once, sorry
ecf6f5 No.16308230
>>16308103
>no burst bombs on Bamboozler
FUCKING RUINED IT
7b91e2 No.16308265
>>16308230
>not wanting to trow 'nades into octoling trenches
4d5e83 No.16308673
>yfw you get a good freelancer salmon run team
7b91e2 No.16308733
>>16308673
Stop lying, there is no such thing.
Anyone got a Grizzco Weapon yet this rota?
8f1748 No.16309170
>>16308103
>those dapples and soda slosher
8f1748 No.16309338
>>16307129
>You guys don`t use Discord?
>Why that Linux Teamspeak Version?
Discord mines you for data and sells it to the highest bidder. Not to mention the fact that Discord censors and bans for the dumbest shit. Meanwhile, we can post all of the dank squid memes we want on the Mumble.
29390e No.16309422
JEBFEST PART 2 IS UPON US!!!
THE GAUCMAN COMETH
>>16307129
discord is shit
ecf6f5 No.16309668
>>16309422
SLOW AND STEADY
4d5e83 No.16310058
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Mr Grizz's song is the best in splatoon 2.
29390e No.16310169
WE'RE DOING SPLATOON 1 PRIVATES
Get on the Mumble!
4d5e83 No.16313364
Is there any way to clean out the trannies infesting my square? I wish I could just have Japanese everywhere.
633f6a No.16313401
>>16313364
>Is there any way to clean out the trannies infesting my square?
Kill every faggot and faggot enabler on the planet, only then will you be free.
4d5e83 No.16313459
>>16313401
But in the short term can I just report it as inappropriate? I don't want some tranny working at nintendo to ban me for "false reporting", but I also don't want these fags shitting up my square.
8f1748 No.16313904
>>16313459
>But in the short term can I just report it as inappropriate?
Yes. This is possible and recommended.
0db676 No.16315613
Who do you think won in this map?
0db676 No.16315624
>>16313401
The third Splatoon game's campaign should be about a long nosed race of octolings subverting the inklings by putting chemicals in the ink.
8f1748 No.16315739
>waiting for more nautical gear since squid game 2 came out
>finally release a sailor cap now that the game is dying
52162b No.16315742
>>16315739
>now that the game is dying
nani?
Pls explain
8f1748 No.16315752
>>16315742
There's only a few splatfests left.
The question is, kids and squids, do I wear the sailor striped tee or one of the two sailor uniforms?
Since it's me, I already have my answer.
4d5e83 No.16316052
>>16315808
I like them both, but I would say double sailor for maximum sea salt.
52162b No.16316061
>>16315808
Is that a JoJo rEfErEnz?
4d5e83 No.16316257
So do I need to beat the octo expansion to play octo online?
8831e7 No.16317252
>>16316061
that squid looks like a jew
8f1748 No.16317716
>>16316257
>So do I need to beat the octo expansion to play octo online?
Yes.
4d5e83 No.16317887
>>16317716
If I want to rush it for online can I go back and finish everything for the equipment sets?
b1da82 No.16317962
08f15f No.16317969
>>16317365
It's an April Fools video of course it was made to rustle jimmies.
719385 No.16318254
I'm using the truffle hi-tops instead, as it works well with my squid's shorts, ascot, and eye mask. There's much more harmony in the outfit. Also, everyone is using this combination, and it upsets me. I'd like to remind everyone that I did a nautical theme before it was cool using the straw boater and sailor stripe tee. Everyone is just copying me now. Looks like I have a new custom dualie squelcher outfit.
b1ba4f No.16319260
>>16315594
this was such a missed opportunity
Why make them all adults? I think we all know the true appeal of splatoon is the sexy kids, but this guy is too scared to admit it, so he panders to normalfags instead.
5df1c0 No.16319291
Inklings are cute, Witches are also cute. Inkling Witches are therefore super duper cuties.
4d5e83 No.16319796
Tortoise or Hare niggers?
dbe412 No.16319819
>>16319796
your squidling mother.
316736 No.16319940
>>16309422
Doesn't the fact the tortoise is the winner in the story make the contest bias for marina?
441646 No.16320199
>>16319796
On the one hand, furbait. On the other, MotherFuckin Gamera.
735d42 No.16320338
9dce92 No.16320360
>>16315739
>wanted a sailor hat ever since I started playing Splatoon last year
>Switch ran out of memory last month
>uninstall it to play other games
>this comes out
I hate my fucking life. I need an SD cart, pronto, BUT I'M A BROKE BITCH.
2d5390 No.16320495
519c5e No.16321346
>>16320338
>they finally realize shooters need a buff
>splattershot pro
>reduced the effect of main power up
Fuck you, game.
also, can tentatek splattershot get some love?
>>16320360
Don't even worry about it. Everyone and their dog is wearing the hat right now. It's too mainstream to consider wearing. I'm actually embarrassed that I was excited for this.
>>16319940
>Doesn't the fact the tortoise is the winner in the story make the contest bias for marina?
They already rigged Splatfest when they changed to the clout system. Popular teams are much more likely to win everything based on this system now. It was all for the sake of affirmative action for that octo trash
9dce92 No.16321371
but what if squid were instead bunny
e04779 No.16321486
>>16321371
I require more furry squids.
e2d3df No.16321495
9dce92 No.16321520
>>16321413
What a timeline that must be.
7d5d6d No.16321550
>>16321543
Hug green, fug yellow, marry octo.
9dce92 No.16321607
>>16321543
>>16321550
Ditto. Hug 3, Fuck 4, Marry 8.
c00f6e No.16321778
Hey, hey, you. New weapons coming out Tuesday! Aren't you excited for the new weapons coming out Tuesday?
Just kidding! You only get the aerospray!
e17fbe No.16321783
c00f6e No.16321822
>>16321783
Oh, despite people reporting having these weapons already, it's still not available for me. Only the aerospray. I have the latest update, too. I swear, Nintendo hates me.
e17fbe No.16321831
4d5e83 No.16322656
So do you guys think they're going to make a third game? I love splatoon but I really wish I picked it up earlier. Sucks to find a game you enjoy right at the end of its content updates.
e17fbe No.16323384
>>16322656
Not until the next console. It wouldn't be smart to cut into Splatoon 2's sales. Maybe a spinoff game or a mobile game.
4401a9 No.16323404
Goddamnit I totally lost all desire to play this game for months and missed the sexy witch costume. I'm screwed right?
4401a9 No.16323422
>>16305304
>ambidextrous fap
Living the dream
4401a9 No.16323435
>>16309422 (czeched)
>>16309668
ANY DAY NOW
2bd69e No.16323491
>>16321543
Hug Octo
Fug Octo
Marry Octo
7f845b No.16323503
>>16323404
>Witch costume
That's part of the Physical DLC lineup.
a85bdf No.16323522
>>16323491
>fug before marry
>hug before marry
I hope you end up as an ingredient of a McFish™ sandwich.
30f3e8 No.16324372
So when the last splatfest happens are they going to put any of the special maps into the regular rotation? I wasn't around for the original splatoon.
735d42 No.16324683
Trying to Survive in SoloQ , just beat two top 500 JP Players
fc05db No.16324768
>>16324683
Why are you a nigger?
65834b No.16324782
>>16321543
All 3/All 3/All 3. What do I win?
46274b No.16324927
>>16324768
Nobody chooses to be one lol. Prolly one IRL.
cd216d No.16326361
>According to OatmealDome (another hacker/dataminer), new functionality was added to the game in v4.6.0 relating to the Killer Wail Special from Splatoon 1. It looks like it’s probably going to act as a gimmick for an upcoming Shifty Station.
-Computerbot2016
bd5db5 No.16326363
>>16326361
pls no
It would be a lot more balanced than stingray, honestly
cd216d No.16326375
>>16326363
Is your weapon problem now fixed? can you now play with other weapons?
bd5db5 No.16326549
>>16326375
Yep. They were available after I got back from work. I have no idea what happened. No other updates necessary. I was locked out arbitrarily.
4401a9 No.16326692
>>16323503
Shit I missed the damn octoling amiibo too
249ac8 No.16327917
>>16326692
Just make your own RFID tags
b1da82 No.16328227
>>16327917
>>16326692
If you can't make your own and are desperate, you can also >buy premades on etsy for three whole american dollars. not sure if they charge extra for funni munni like canada, australia, or sealand.
316736 No.16328412
>>16328401
Have boards ever been deleted before? Maybe it wasn't getting any traffic?
dbe412 No.16328425
>>16323422
>tfw my masturbation efforts will be here forever
c26721 No.16329925
b1da82 No.16331056
Splatfest Alert!
The April Splatfest has been announced. Who would win in a race rematch: The Hare or the Tortoise?
Springfest is going to be a 48-hour, global event that will decorate the plaza like Splatoween and Frostyfest. It also comes with a bunch of new gear. 4 hats and 8 pairs of shoes are now available through the Switch News feed like the devil horns and cone head were.
Again, lots of talking.
Pearl makes some dangerous statements. Marina has made a few in the past, as well.
I'm beginning to think neither of these girls should be on TV, but they're doing an excellent job of acting like newscasters.
d1d737 No.16331286
>>16331056
>you wanna know what I think?
Nobody wants to know the opinion of octo trash.
7a525a No.16331349
>>16331056
>Determination is more important than natural talent.
What an octonigger thing to say.
dbe412 No.16331357
>>16331349
Determination is gay all I'm determined to do is be depressed and masturbate. No one cares if I do it 10 times a day Same anon as before by the way
316736 No.16332225
>>16331349
An octoling would say that considering they lost the war because inklings had 10 arms, and octos only 8.
e7731b No.16332293
>>16332225
I want to inseminate that octoling
d1d737 No.16332679
>>16332637
What, you want to fuck it?
fa82e1 No.16333517
>>16332635
>>16332637
Fuck your animation dude.
e7731b No.16334402
>>16333517
I thought it was cute
68827c No.16334488
>>16295925
I don't get this game. Do I have to be a pedo to like it?
4d5e83 No.16334516
>>16334488
It's a very fun third person shooter with some unique mechanics, which aren't common on any system let alone the switch. The art style does attract a lot of people though, like art fags who don't even play the game.
5e0d28 No.16334677
>>16334488
>Do I have to be a pedo to like it?
>implying 2D loli is pedo
Normalfags will never learn, will they?
d1d737 No.16335908
I played with the clear dapples today. They're alright.
e7731b No.16338201
f1582b No.16338709
anyone have the sauce on this?
887bfa No.16338757
f756fc No.16338827
>>16319260
>dosent want big, soft sqiddies in their face
what a fag
e7731b No.16338836
>>16338827
>replying to bait
>posting garbage art while replying to bait
7d6081 No.16339279
>my mood when playing Salmon Run and even winning the round
I think Squid Days are over for me.
It really piss me off even when i die 2 times on easy profresh (starting 16 quota)
84d7ce No.16339437
>>16339279
My biggest problem is that I have little to gain from Salmon Run these days. I go through the motions just because I like to play with the Mumble squids.
b6700a No.16339936
>>16338836
Because I have a strong preference towards Splatoon for what it is, instead of off-model/aged-up/generic trash, I'm baiting?
845abf No.16340354
>>16338709
>nobodies found it yet
d1d737 No.16342090
We did itagain! For like the thousandth time
c48f9b No.16345165
>>16342090
>tfw I've never gotten 100 eggs
d1d737 No.16345549
>>16345165
Join the Mumble and play with us, then.
735d42 No.16347623
Why is trying to find a good build for this fcking blaster so god damn hard
I might just Run fuking QR and MPU and Stealth jump again
maybe some subs of Ink saver main and sub to save some shots
89d407 No.16347626
>>16345549
But what if I suck at the vidya?
735d42 No.16347639
>>16347626
We dont care, just fucking play vidyah
b1da82 No.16347719
>>16347623
QR is dead weight because you're a fucking blaster and if you aren't going 1:1 at the very least you should just unplug your modem.
Run 9 or 10 ISM to make it ten shots on a full tank, or 2 bombs + 2 blasts (up from 2+1).
If you're feeling extra cheeky, run enough subsaver to reduce the burst bomb to 35.4% of the tank to be 2 bomb + 3 blast off a full tank
but thats (i think) 24 points of subsaver. 8 of your 9 subs, which means youll need a main of mainsaver and then might as well run the last sub as BombDef. And it still leaves you room to run Cumback and Stealth Jump out of boredom, or 20AP of something else for a change.
Or just let everything be random because this blaster doesn't need your help.
29390e No.16347935
TIME FOR PRIVATES
Get on the mumble!!
d1d737 No.16347967
>>16347623
>implying that…. thing needs abilities
>>16347626
>But what if I suck at the vidya?
*squigga, you play with people better than you to give you pointers**
SPLATOON 2 PRIVATES SOON!
COME IN NOW!
d1d737 No.16347970
>>16347967
I fucked up my spoiler and am too lazy to delete it. Bask in my shame.
29390e No.16347978
Weegee where did you go?
We still doing privates?
10aec0 No.16348144
>>16345549
no you guys are ghey
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df008d No.16348400
>been busy salary monkeying and drawing haven't played in forever…
>start matches as the only octoling for a consecutive 15 matches
What happened to my octoniggas?
9fd59d No.16348425
>>16348400
Sill here my nigga
d1d737 No.16348505
>>16348144
then come over here and eat my ass
698f05 No.16353902
>>16339295
I've noticed that it's mostly down to American internet. Playing Mario Kart with a friend, it's always him that disconnects. It also happened to him the few times he tried Splatoon, whereas I think it only happened to me once so far, and a few times in Mario Kart.
I have little to contribute to the thread so have this webm where I almost knew what I was doing.
29390e No.16354278
WE'RE DOING PRIVATES
GET ON THE MUMBLE!
d1d737 No.16354702
>>16353852
You stay out of this. He doesn't have to shoot you now.
>>16353902
>sploosh
Oh shit, nigger. What are you doing?
Also, we did it again.
698f05 No.16354763
>>16354702
>Oh shit, nigger. What are you doing?
It was the second or third match of me trying it out.
It's the only gun-gun that I somewhat liked. All of the other weapons I liked so far weren't typical guns.
b1da82 No.16356500
>>16347623
>>16347719
I went back to re-optimize the InkSaver balance on this, since I was convinced a better option existed. To reduce the cost of blaster shots and burst bombs to fit 2 bombs + 3 shots into a full tank, you don't need 10 MainSaver + 24 SubSaver (1 Main + 8 Subs, 34AP).
Some better combinations I calculated were 19ISM + 13ISS (2 Main + 4 Sub, 32AP) or 18ISM+13ISS (1 Main + 7 Sub, 31AP) or 16ISM+15ISS (1 Main + 7 Sub, 31AP). It really isn't that much better and is still over half your loadout.
Originally results came out lower, with only 16ISM+13ISS. Those calculations used 99.96% of the ink tank, but I tested it out in-game and that's just not how things work. It could've been optimized as fuck, but I don't think Nintendo deals in the hundredths place.
I also didn't test the 31/32AP combinations since those have more wiggle room and probably all function as desired. I'm not even sure I have gear I can use for some combos, and it feels like a big fat waste of fuckin' time.
Also, 9 Swim Speed effectively upgrades you from middleweight (the majority of guns in the game including Range Blasters) to lightweight movement (Luna, Clash, Jr. N-Zap, Dapples, etc.)
It's a small thing you can squeeze into loadouts where you really have nothing else better to do. Not like it makes a difference, anyway.
523575 No.16356714
>>16356500
Build loadouts for my weapons, so I don't have to.
b1da82 No.16359337
Rabbits/Hares in Splatoon:
>Original designs had the playable characters as bunnies. This got cut and replaced with squids.
>All mammals are extinct.
>There are no rabbits in Splatoon.
Turtles/Tortoises in Splatoon:
>pic related
I think we all know who won the race.
5f980e No.16359364
>>16359337
Sexy Bunny Girls VS Giant Turtle Dicks
Who will win?
9dce92 No.16359370
>>16359337
The bunnies could have been great, but in the end the squids and octos are definitely the better design choice. A shame though, there hasn't been a notable video game rabbit in forever.
7f845b No.16359391
>>16359370
>there hasn't been a notable video game rabbit in forever
27b49a No.16359406
>>16359364
I mean in the end, everyone gets themself off soooo…
9dce92 No.16359420
>>16359391
It's cheating to count Pokemon. And Sam & Max is a dead franchise now.
5f980e No.16359432
Is the Faxmachine that posts the Splatfest getting the signals from outer space or from the hollow earth?
9dce92 No.16359465
>>16359432
My bet is it comes from space from the dark side of the moon where a colony of humans live and watch turf wars on television for entertainment. They make up Splatfests because they enjoy messing with the squids.
b1da82 No.16359473
>>16359432
The machine is just incredibly laggy and has been backed up with insipid internet shitposts for over 10,000 years.
It was probably a library machine that got posted on some public internet forum and got targeted by trolls with pointless questions. Its printjobs are just severely backed up, and it manages to successfully finish one roughly once a month.
Out of the Aeons as it were.
43cfa3 No.16359596
>>16359432
From the US because they're either dumb fucks and haven't even thought about leaving Japan to see if humans really did go extinct, or are too scared to go because of the water
523575 No.16359873
>>16359598
You got all of your bases.
Squiffer can kill steelheads in a full charge, the blaster can kill stingers easily, squeezer,the chad popper while underwhelming, can kill smallfries and chum easily, and the bloblobber can kill EVERYTHING except for flyfish. Murder cabin is a perfectly fine map, provided your crew doesn't get too greedy and stay inside of it when things get too crowded. What's the problem? Is the culmination of the weapons too slow to kill or something?
16ad7f No.16360119
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5f980e No.16360570
Octo Meme Shades with 3x Main Power Up grinded without using chunks
Today was a good day
5981e1 No.16360640
>>16359337
>all mammals are extinct
There are two cats you see every fucking match, dude.
ec6be5 No.16360652
>>16359873
>What's the problem?
I don`t have fun playing this game anymore.
Even when i win.
05335c No.16360653
Who, no mind control and no limiters removed. Who's stronger, Agent 3 or Agent 8?
d9fc32 No.16360778
>>16360640
They were both cryogenically frozen, dude.
>>16360653
>and no limiters removed.
So the limiters are still on?
16ad7f No.16360855
>>16360653
I mean their peak strength depends on the skill of the player, since you get to play as either of them, Agent 3 in the first game and Agent 8 in the second.
So technically neither are definitively stronger than the other?
However, the most skillful player ever would also be playing as Agent 3 in the first game. But then in the IA3 fight, Agent 8 defeats that same Agent 3, so I guess that actually makes Agent 8 the stronger of the two.
Though you could also have Agent 8 get lucky and beat Agent 3 once after getting bodied over and over by them, meaning Agent 3 is more consistently stronger.
7fb1c5 No.16360900
>>16360652
>I don`t have fun playing this game anymore.
>Even when i win.
Play with me, then. We'll have fun. Just… not until Wednesday. I'm out on business.
>>16360653
>Who's stronger, Agent 3 or Agent 8?
Octolings are inferior. also, Agent 3 has unlimited splashdowns, can take like 300 damage, and a fucking dodge roll with a shooter class weapon.
>>16360855
>But then in the IA3 fight, Agent 8 defeats that same Agent 3, so I guess that actually makes Agent 8 the stronger of the two.
You are fake news.
f61f60 No.16361007
>>16359337
>All mammals are extinct
>Implying the two races of bipeds roaming the earth aren't atleast half mammal
9dce92 No.16361432
>>16360653
Hard to tell since the Agent 3 fights are against a bitch who is very clearly cheating her ass off and has hacked all her gear to be stronger. Cheating bitch.
9fd59d No.16362140
>>16361432
Bottom left is OTP
7b91e2 No.16363186
>>16361432
>Octofag
>with a girl
all else, fine. But the fag is a fag, no way around it.
4d5e83 No.16363912
>>16363186
I don't think I've ever seen a tranny square post that wasn't attatched to a male octoling.
9dce92 No.16363967
>>16363951
It's legal, anon. Because 10+8=18, and 18 is legal. You can't stop it.
7fb1c5 No.16364398
311cce No.16364810
>>16364398
I want Inklings to be real so I can cuddle with one! ;_;
735d42 No.16364950
Bonnie when you get the chance I need yah for a future project
682afe No.16365688
>>16364810
>You will never have squid daughter to cuddle every night, watching cartoons and eating ice cream with her before sending her off to bed
There really is only one option
08f15f No.16367109
>>16365688
Dubs of depression
7c8c7f No.16367117
>>16364810
Realistically, cuddling a squid kid would be gross. They’d smell like fish and their hair would be slimy.
08f15f No.16367421
>>16367117
We all have to make sacrifices to show affection.
7c8c7f No.16367469
>>16367388
Took me a minute to realize just what the fuck I was looking at.
9dce92 No.16368147
>>16367469
>>16367388
I can't recognize most of these. They look like amateur Neopets.
5ad7c2 No.16368245
>>16367117
fish smells good.
523575 No.16368342
>>16364950
My schedule is a little goofy right now, but I should have some time for whatever you need. I just got sworn in at the DHS, and they have my balls in a vice grip currently. With that said, what do you need? I should be home from 6 pm central until 10 pm central on weekdays. Weekends I should have off. Until I go to FLETC
4cc528 No.16369038
another day where Truck-kun still didn`t isekaid me in the world of Splatoon.
The World Strongest Inkling with a Woomy & Veemo Harem.
4cc528 No.16371375
The Capsules are rigged as fucked.
523575 No.16372092
>>16371375
The outcome is determined the minute you receive the bonus after your shift. You can preview it and fuck with the outcome in Splathex.
735d42 No.16373364
>>16372092
Wait no fucking way, you can do that with splathex
2bd69e No.16373558
>>16369038
>Harem
>Not staying loyal to one girl
91643f No.16374425
>>16373652
>>16373780
>>16374090
>>16374162
>>16374273
>>16374420
ab5762 No.16374493
Thinking of getting Splatoon this week, is it still active?
4d5e83 No.16374706
>>16374493
Very. Last update either has pushed or will in the next few months, but since Splatoon is the only good competitive shooter on Switch it'll be active until they make a new one.
97084c No.16375844
>>16373364
Yes. You can unlock up to 99 bonuses and alter their outcome.
>>16374493
Yes. It's active. There are a few splatfests left, too. There's one this weekend, in fact. Join the Mumble, faggot. We'll help you out.
10aec0 No.16380827
Why do octolings make my dick so hard?
29390e No.16380832
It's 4/20!
Everybody say Happy Birthday Squitler
and post dank Squitler Splatoon memes!
b1da82 No.16380880
c83215 No.16380892
I just want to fuck a squid.
29390e No.16381158
Weegee, where the fuck did you go?
003400 No.16381208
>>16380892
Put an onahole in one of those large stuffed squids.
279866 No.16381922
>>16380832
i didnt know addy was a dankmeister
a64b8e No.16382329
Got it posted in game. Get a screenshot if anybody finds it in the wild.
a14ed1 No.16383019
Holy shit. Fuck this Shifty Station map so hard.
f1582b No.16383085
>>16360119
Nice and thicc, good job on the find
003400 No.16383086
>>16383019
Don't like the gimmick? It's not the worst one I've seen.
a14ed1 No.16383156
>>16383086
It could be much worse, but that doesn't excuse such a bafflingly retarded design. An untouched track of ink that becomes locked in the last minute. What the fuck were they thinking?
003400 No.16383214
>>16383156
>that doesn't excuse such a bafflingly retarded design
Well, what do you expect from octoling "engineers"?
9dce92 No.16383364
>>16380732
Are you fuckers ever going to pick the correct team in a Splatfest?
56dc1a No.16383713
>>16383364
>not going team Jeb!
>not picking the team that had an objective winner in the story
9dce92 No.16383902
>>16383713
<not being pink
6dfb3b No.16386293
I feel like tortoise is going to win but on popularity alone.
9dce92 No.16386309
>>16386293
I'm not so sure. On Team Hare I've had a handful of matches against other Hares. Not a significant indicator but my gut tells me Hare is winning on popularity. After all, who doesn't love bunnies?
79f6b8 No.16386321
>>16383019
I think it's awesome. You have an objective to fight over instead of just spraying the ground. I've played enough generic turf war in my life, and splat fest not being limited to just turf war but having a map where there's an objective to control makes it a hell of a lot more fun. Once I figured out the whole point of the map is to win a team fight, then advance the conveyor belt, I've been having a ton of fun with it.
>>16386309
I had some hare on hare action too. I think it has a good chance of winning, because it's the Easter Bunny, not the Easter Turtle.
735d42 No.16386619
Friv, Heres my build for range blaster\
First one is for balanced range blaster
2subs of ISM and 2 Subs of ISB will have save you some ink abit when shooting shots and burst bombs, Swim speed just for movement mixed with comeback when you respawn with 2 subs of QR
Main of MPU for quick direct clear shots when jumping and QSJ for getting out of sitatutions
2nd one with 2 mains of QR is agro build part one 2 subs of swim speed for more movement 2 subs of MPU for the jump shots ISB for saving for burst bomb combos, ink recovery for getting little bit of ink
3rd one is just go agro
I dont have any Special Charge on any of these because missiles SUCK
Idk I just use this for Tower Control RM and Zones for it kinda meh just use regular range blaster
4f13fa No.16386694
>>16367117
I bet that slimy hair would do amazing tentaclejobs
c694da No.16387505
c01b94 No.16387679
04eaee No.16387688
>>16387628
>>pedoshit
Are you blind?
000000 No.16387690
I like this Shifty Station a great deal, maybe even more than I liked the Chicken and Egg one. I really enjoy having maps where portions become locked away after some time and so getting them is strategically very important.
Whereas the earlier one had three domes that automatically sealed, leading to deathmatches if you were caught in one with an opponent, this more active mechanism that seals away the map is fun and permits one to, say, ink the map while the other team mistakenly seals away newly-inked turf.
This is definitely a great Shifty Station in my opinion. I've won seventeen out of twenty five matches for team Hare on Pro so far, I'm close to Hare King now, and intend to play twenty or so more today. How are you doing?
9dce92 No.16387738
>>16387679
Because you're too slow.
b1da82 No.16387761
Splatfest Results are in!
Springfest has concluded. The rematch between the tortoise and the hare has the hare claiming victory and shaking of the eons of shame.
Average Clout:
>Normal: 1830
<Normal: 1991
>Pro: 1258
<Pro: 1289
6f9da1 No.16387894
>>16321543
Fuck 3, hug 4, marry 8.
29390e No.16387965
>>16387761
Jeb, I've let you down again. I'm sorry I'm so sorry. I should have fought harder for you!
6f9da1 No.16387992
>>16359432
Old, but I feel like I finally get to say this story I've been churning in my headd. Prepare for full-blown autism.
I liked to imagine that the last living human is so old, he actually lives on in a machine body. He was once part of a rival facility to (i forgot the name lol) the facility in Octo Expansion. He fakes attacks from a new race, the nautilings, by controlling their minds, not via rave masks, but chips in their shells. They reside in an abandoned pile of metal that is gigantic. This is where you meet the last man, who uses the commotion to pretend to be an ally (similar to Tartar), but you basically reactive the whole facility, allowing him to take control and reactivate more humans, who are in more advanced mecha bodies. The "last human" then uploads himself into an unused mecha body, and you fight them individually as bosses, freeing nautilings from their control. However, as more nautilings are freed, inkproof robots enemies take their place, adding challenge. The idea ends when all the bots are fought to the point they have to fly up and flee.
9dce92 No.16388021
>>16387992
And here I thought my fanfic idea was autistic.
000000 No.16388078
>>16387690
Well damn, nevermind. I suppose I wasn't paying attention to when it ended. I was two victories away from Hare King.
I almost never use these prizes, though. I have so many and so little use for them.
9dce92 No.16388091
>>16388080
They've been doing this for a while, anon.
6f9da1 No.16388365
>>16388021
Hey, I told y'all to prepare for it. Thankfully, I never seemed to cook up anything like that again. Still like the concept of the whole "man in robotic body" idea, but I'll use that for something else entirely.
633f6a No.16389516
>>16387761
>>16387965
First the presidential race, then guac vs salsa and now this…
29390e No.16389578
>>16389516
Also both of his parents
04eaee No.16391891
Next splatfest Marina team:
Clapping
5968f0 No.16391932
It wouldn't be Splatfest if my team won. I embrace my defeat.
2bd69e No.16395475
>>16380827
Because Octos are superior.
279866 No.16395694
>>16395475
the superior one is the one who has the tentacle that wraps around your heart just right
04eaee No.16395710
>>16395694
You mean the tentacle that wraps around your dick just right.
279866 No.16395733
>>16395710
what is dick but a handle to the heart?
5968f0 No.16397218
>4.7.0
>main power up changed on splattershot so the accuracy applies universally
>not just while jumping
I TOLD YOU, MANG!
I fucking told all of you that that ability on splattershot was fucking garbage, and they agreed with me. Now I just have to use main power up to make the splattershot a slower splash-o-matic with slightly more range. Fuck.
04eaee No.16398484
Did the witches make the turtles lose?
279866 No.16399093
>>16398484
i doubt it, thats the best familiar
aff780 No.16400363
a5c950 No.16400703
>>16400363
Shouldn’t the shower kill inkling?
279866 No.16400731
>>16400703
>couldnt do shower stuff with squid
no it shouldnt, that would suck
216336 No.16401901
>>16397762
>wow, booyah bomb sure has a lot of armor
>yeah there's like no counterplay to it
>should we reduce the armor on it?
>naw man, just make splashdown its counter so people use that more
>that might not be enough, let's let it do more damage to baller, that piece of shit is still op right?
this balance team is so fucked in the head
29390e No.16402027
>>16401901
I feel your pain anon
a121c5 No.16404754
>>16402027
>>16401901
You squidiots wouldn't think they'd just lower the armor for Booyah Bomb instead or something, would you? That would be crazy and unbalanced. No, let's give splashdown more damage against it and Baller instead. Oh yeah, some random miscellaneous shit does more damage to it, too. That makes a lot more sense.
08f15f No.16409180
>>16400703
It's like acid to them so yes which it's very ironic since they are based on sea creatures.
b1da82 No.16409194
>>16400703
>>16409180
Water isn't acid to inklings. They just can't swim because they are denser than water and sink like rocks.
A shower shouldn't be dangerous, but inklings probably don't bathe in water.
5e0d28 No.16409622
>>16409194
I thought it was canon that water breaks down their ink, causing them to just melt or something.
29390e No.16409994
>>16409622
maybe but there is a big difference between getting sprayed and being fully submerged.
735d42 No.16410047
>>16409596
>3 subs of Ink saver main while also running comeback
You can just take out those subs of ink saver main and replace it with Quick Respawn, since the tetras doesn't consume that much ink when you respawn in Comeback
003400 No.16410061
>>16409596
>being octotrash
206894 No.16411543
>>16409596
>Jeans hat with cotton clothes & ghetto sneakers
c01b94 No.16411556
206894 No.16411581
Who is the Leader of the Alt Right Squid Party?
2bd69e No.16411604
>>16411581
Marina, she's our girl.
003400 No.16411747
>>16409596
As per my roommate:
>those shoes?
>with that shirt?
>and that hat?
>what a fag
8bfa31 No.16412198
>>16411747
I dont die enough for me not to have some ink ISM. I was debating on swapping a couple ISM to ISS or IR, and doing away with QR for something more useful
28c875 No.16413076
>>16412198
Well, I was referring to freshness. Your gear was not fresh looking.
206894 No.16413676
anal
ball sucking
breast feeding
collar
defloration
facesitting
femdom
filming
footjob
gokkun
harem
impregnation
leotard
lolicon
oppai loli
pantyhose
pregnant
rimjob
schoolgirl uniform
smell
sumata
yandere
206894 No.16414452
Ok, seriously.
Why is watching cumming on Inklings/Octolings Amiibos gay?
735d42 No.16415378
One JP Pros Forge set
It gets those Big ass Bubbles
9a69d5 No.16415576
>>16414452
Because unlike watching porn that involves cumming on an actual or 2D woman, both impossible things for you to actually do, jizzing on some plastic is easily done.
So all you do is watch a guy fap. That's gay.
c031d4 No.16417568
>>16413676
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.
003400 No.16418011
>>16415378
Which one of the four?
b1da82 No.16419494
>>16418011
All of them. Although set #2 has the most Special Power Up, and thus the biggest bubbles.
5f8fd5 No.16421382
>>16419494
While bubble blower is nice, I feel I wouldn't build around it specifically.
735d42 No.16424016
Future range blaster build. QUESTION MARK
003400 No.16427079
>new job
>want to play squid game
>too tired to play squid game
>haven't played squid game in over a week
Please help.
003400 No.16427320
I happen to be an expert on this subject. That is to say that most Grizzco employees are absolutely shit and have no business working for this company. I've worked for Grizzco longer than my irl job.
e3cb27 No.16430031
Golden Day come Saturday, squiddies.
e3cb27 No.16430166
I'm still good at Salmon Run. I'm going to keep posting in this dead thread until the next one hits or it goes past page 13.
9fd59d No.16430171
I guess I'll make the new thread then
9fd59d No.16430249