f46320 No.16430240
I HOPE ALL YOU FRESH CEPHALOPODS, TIME FLIES SO FAST SO LETS HAVE IT FLY FASTER WITH SOME TURF WAR AND RANKED!!
Now for some Funky Fresh Questions!
HOW FRESH ARE YOU!?
HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?
HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?
Previous Thread: >>16171923
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Join our Mumble server for Squid Cephalopod Squad multiplayer fun (Friday / Saturday / Sunday) and casual voice-chat:
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● TEAM TORTISE LOST AGAINST TEAM HARE, IT LOOKS LIKE SLOW AND STEADY REALLY DOESN'T WIN THE RACE OR IN THIS CASE SPLATFEST
SPLAT NET CATALOG
https://gesotown.ink/
This link helps view the gear that's been on splatnet for the past few weeks. Hopefully an anon in the thread snagged one and you two can share friend codes and gear share.
CHECK MAP ROTATION
https://splatoon2.ink/
This link lets you see the map rotation and Salmon run rotation as well
b14497 No.16430268
>>16430243
No.
Octolings are inferior.
Cuntboys are inferior.
Threadly Aniki
7329ee No.16430284
Did the Splatoon mumble die?
9a7f3b No.16430302
>Octoling Support
Shit thread
b14497 No.16430314
>>16430284
>Did the Splatoon mumble die?
No. I, Bonnie, the best squid in the threads, the Mumble, and the #1 Grizzco employee, have recently acquired another job, and have been busy. Therefore, clearly, the entire cast of the Mumble can't be bothered to show, since the star hasn't been around.
I've been working odd hours lately, Barrel was out of town, Con was playing Dark Arisen, and people have been in and out for an hour here and there, simply because a lot of the core people have been away. We're around, but this week has been dead.
Did you want to play or chat or something? I'm game. I just go to bed early right now.
e69f28 No.16430318
>>16430240
>Shantae as an octo
Post more
000d71 No.16430340
>>16430296
What would an る” or a に” actually even be? Japanese sound effects still confuse the hell out of me.
c91698 No.16430365
7329ee No.16430366
963372 No.16430375
>>16430340
That's one of the easier ones to understand. You're a retard if you can actually read that and you don't get it.
にゅるるる slippery wet, as in ぬるぬる or the verb ぬれる. It should be super obvious what it means if you have more than 100 brain cells.
ca9b4a No.16430440
>>16430375
Awesome taste, man
ca9b4a No.16430463
Is there a scientist here that can explain how to make squids real? Their inky lube skin must be dick heaven.
bcb6ae No.16430476
>>16430463
A billion years of bullshit
that's it
7329ee No.16430593
Throwback to putz having a mental breakdown over rollers.
>>16430314
I was just wondering where everyone was because I was the only one in the room for about five minutes. Don't worry about it if you're busy.
>>16430463
You'd do the same shit you'd do for anything else in a lab: keep trying random shit until something works.
66b408 No.16430623
>>16430375
Those are some nice CUNTBOYS. They should probably be spoilered, though!
See you all in three weeks~
bcb6ae No.16430625
56cc99 No.16430673
i never understood how anyone could look at a squid, with their body that obviously resembles a child's, and think it's sexually attractive in any way. wtf
66b408 No.16430684
>>16430673
>Thinks squids are children
You can't have it back.
c9ba81 No.16430687
>>16430673
Real children don`t have those hips
66b408 No.16430697
>>16430687
>He's looked at children's hips to know for sure
e69f28 No.16430698
>>16430593
Faggots and children like Putz are the reason nintendo nerfed rollers into the fucking ground. They couldn't figure out how to fight them, so they just kept fucking whining even long after it was already balanced out. The thing that really gets me though is that he's whining about it while using a fucking Luna Blaster!
>>16430673
Faggot.
>>16430687
This is correct.
bcb6ae No.16430722
>>16430673
Are you callin' short women unattractive you fucking nigger
56cc99 No.16430730
>>16430722
short women don't have large head and eyes to small body ratios (unless you're talking about deformed midgets).
that's what children have. i'm sorry i just can't get into squids. maybe i'm not a pedophile or something, i'm not sure.
63492c No.16430740
>>16430673
>muh children
>in splat thread
Bait/10
Squid women get the juices really flowing for me though, no bully
c9ba81 No.16430747
63492c No.16430761
>>16430747
Shut your fucking mouth and give me the ara woomy.
DO IT NOW!!!
377e37 No.16430779
>>16430747
>THEIR KIDS!
will be mine after i have slow, passionate intercourse with them
377e37 No.16430834
>>16430779
with the mother, i meant
3d7ced No.16430874
>>16430240
>Shantae Inkling.
Fuck you OP for not being a faggot. I WAS having a no fap day.
66b408 No.16430900
>>16430874
It's an octoling dummy
2533b9 No.16430904
>>16430463
Pic related, but with squids
>>16430579
Oh yeah, baby! These childs are so hot!
2e4207 No.16430946
>>16430579
Source Film Maker was a massive mistake.
3d7ced No.16430949
>>16430900
>Octoling
Thats just a nigger Inkling.
9a7f3b No.16431062
>Thread slowly becomes OPs porn dump
Remind me to make the new thread before this faggot makes it
f46320 No.16431082
>>16431062
We have IDs anon, That's not me
b03657 No.16431150
>>16430243
Man of culture.
b14497 No.16431445
>>16430375
>>16430296
Nigger, can you at least spoiler your squid lewds?
62078d No.16431454
is splat2 still worth getting into this late into its life ?
8a3dc0 No.16431462
>>16431454
How desperately do you feel that you need to support paid online on consoles?
b14497 No.16431473
>>16431454
The core player base will remain until Splatoon 3 is dropped, much like they did between Splatoon 1 and 2. We'll be here until Splatoon 3 drops, too. Buy the game and join the Mumble.
>>16431462
Every thread with this guy.
8a3dc0 No.16431488
>>16431473
I don't visit every Splatoon thread. Are you truly so retarded that you think that there is only one person here that is against paid online? I can assure you, not every single anon sucks corporate cock as you do. You may have accepted objective downgrades as the norm and come to even defend it, but that isn't the case for everyone out there.
62078d No.16431494
>>16431462
not really much but i got a year pretty much free from a gift card
ccec44 No.16431912
>>16431488
Obviously, I think that you are the sole person who cares about paid online. Are you legitimately autistic?
120e37 No.16433314
Golden Day tomorrow, squids.
3b1174 No.16434350
>>16430673
I was on the same boat as you until I decided to play the game, Nintendo clearly designed these characters with subtle sex appeal in mind, as seen here >>16430687 and here >>16430698 and those are just the idle and walking animations.
Remember being a lolicon in Japan isn't as frowned upon as in the west and if you've been playing other Nintendo franchises in the last years, like Xenoblade and Fire Emblem you're aware Nintendo has a couple of lolicons in their ranks.
b92c2f No.16435062
Well, no more zones for me.
126518 No.16435896
>>16431454
Wait a minute.
Under what conditions would an Inkling be lying down, legs shot up in the air, while grabbing the side of her ass with her legs?
126518 No.16435899
>>16435896
with her hands*
ee33d8 No.16436013
>>16431445
Not even R-18 nigger. You'll see worse on daytime television.
b92c2f No.16436074
>>16435603
Hey Bonnie, I hope you guys are faring well.Hopefully you are bot dealing with more libtards. I also just got a job, thus is why I couldnt log in as often. Hope to see you guys soon, your friendly Jihadi Squiddy.
b03657 No.16436082
They should make a spinoff game where instead of playing as lolis you play as aras.
f81fd9 No.16436113
>>16436082
>aras
Would they just be big titted inklings and octolings but still keep the "radical" personalities that the lolis do, or would they have that caring Ara Ara~ personality, hence the term ara?
I've always assumed that Ara, when used to describe a type of woman, refers moreso to personality than body type, whereas Oppai would be the body type. I don't really know too well.
eb4f6d No.16436134
>>16436074
Funny enough, I asked about you last week. Glad to see you're doing well. I got a new job, too. You and your ugly unfresh outfits are always welcome on the Mumble.
1281da No.16436655
>>16436013
yeah good ol trustworthy tellyvision
ca234d No.16436880
8be84f No.16436982
>>16436880
>Anyone on tonight?
Absolutely.
>mfw golden day
d8e0b3 No.16437004
>>16436134
I hope everyone in the mumble is doing well, I got kicked supposively, but it's fine, you guys keep doing what your doing.
ca234d No.16437076
>>16436982
So i guess I'll… just join mumble? Is that how it works?
8be84f No.16437091
>>16437076
Newcomer? Somebody with privileges has to let you in. Install it, make a certificate, and configure your audio. I'll see if I can get someone to assist you.
007b20 No.16437658
>>16437004
Yeah, sorry about that. The big guy made that decision. I hope you are doing well, as well.
007b20 No.16437701
>>16437667
Since we're posting stale bantz.
8e447e No.16437708
>>16437658
What the fuck was I just listening to?
007b20 No.16437710
>>16437708
The Chef Boyardee Special, of course.
007b20 No.16437730
>>16437714
>>16437714
Fuck. I've been found out.
52ea9a No.16437771
Hello cephalopod friends, I just want to say I appreciate you all very much and my time with Splatoon was made an order of magnitude better by the fun I had with you all.
007b20 No.16437802
>>16437771
love you too, faggot.
e69f28 No.16437825
Are we posting OC? Here's some shit I made.
ae4e90 No.16437924
>>16436113
Thinking something like this. That hot mom who isn't really with it but none of your friends care.
7b0b77 No.16437958
>>16434350
>Nintendo clearly designed these characters with subtle sex appeal in mind
IF YOU SPELL SUBTLE
LIKE THIS
a2c91d No.16438454
I accidentally the whole sea
a2c91d No.16439300
I hit 999 again. Am I fresh yet?
d8ade9 No.16439507
>>16439435
I've probably said this before, yes.
7329ee No.16440323
The double standards here are awful as are my drawing proportions.
Third time trying out Illustrator
9a7f3b No.16440489
>>16440323
>TFW My build/Blaster faggotry isnt in here
FUG
6df730 No.16440530
No possible way to safely play Splat2 online with a hacked switch right? Are there any significant changes from the first game? I just played some Splat1 today on my hacked wiiu and was shocked that it's so active. Queue times weren't instant but were less than a minute.
7329ee No.16440578
>>16440530
It's hit and miss. Some have gone fully in with hacks and shit on cfw for a long time and still haven't been banned. Another user on here (Bonnie) hasn't gotten banned, and he's used SplatHeX on more than one occasion. I got banned, though. Most likely it was because I entered C+ ranked level 30 with stacked gear and a bamboozler like a fucking clown.
Yes, Splat 1 still has pretty fast queue times. It's mainly either people who don't have a switch but have a wii u, people who got banned on switch but have a wii u, japs, metafags, or metafag japs.
The differences:
>splatfests until July
>each ranked mode has its own ladder
>can skip ranks if you're good enough not sure, it didn't happen with me
>more forgiving system for ranking up, instead of numbers you have a bar that fills up and doesn't go down (but it will break and you will rank down if you lose enough/get too many losses and not get enough wins to stay in the rank)
>X rank if you get high enough in S+, power system in X rank similar to Splatfest power
>shitty food truck drinks and fried meals increase chances of getting a certain sub ability on gear rolls
>new coop multiplayer salmon egg poaching with jewish yakuza bear for monies and prizes/special gear
>safer to mod game files on 2 with layeredfs than 1 on the wii u
>splathex if you have a hackable switch
>playable octoling dlc with extra campaign for $20
>damage up/main power up not as threatening as it was in 1: 99.9 bamboozler is still there, but e-liter is a joke
>dualies are a new weapon class, complete with two reticles and wavedashing
>so are umbrellas
>new bombs and specials
>new everything
>new ranked mode: clam blitz
<new ranked mode: clam blitz
<no saltspray, museum, flounder, urchin, or bluefin
<none of the specials beside bomb rush (launcher) got carried over
<no seekers
<paid online
<fucking huge ranked ladder (S and S+ are split up into separate level ranks: S+0, S+1, S+2, etc.) so starting from scratch now would be grinding hell
<20 dollars for autistic lore and octolings that look nothing like the original takozones
<no resistive touchscren for easy drawing
<furry/gay/trans/etc. posts that would have gotten bans on Miiverse
<Nintendo is much less forgiving for modding on the Switch (if you get caught) and/or upsetting children than they were on the Wii U
<bans range from in-game to indefinite eShop/console bans
<in-game reports sent with a smartphone
<pirate/banned scene so far is extremely small and niche
ab059e No.16440583
>>16430314
> since the star hasn't been around
You're right -the star has been missing from the sky.
9a7f3b No.16440887
>>16435062
I can agree with that man
007b20 No.16441311
>>16440323
>tfw no bow-legged camel toe squid waifu who makes absurd statements to play golden day with
>>16440530
>No possible way to safely play Splat2 online with a hacked switch right?
Safely? No. If Nintendo suspects foul play from you, they'll scan your Switch for an active cfw and your unique ID for your copy of the game
>>16440578
>Another user on here (Bonnie) hasn't gotten banned, and he's used SplatHeX on more than one occasion.
Indeed. I use Splathex for gear abilities which can be bannable if you use illegal abilities and to check where Nintendo places me in the hidden matchmaking ranks(it's offensively low). I'm not THAT bad. Fuck you. I always restart my Switch with the factory firmware before I play online. I once uploaded an old save file from before I had the Octo Expansion, which Forehead and Octothot gave me the intro for said expansion, which brought me into a mad panic, as I assumed this would flag me instantly for having completion flags set for something I hadn't touched, despite having fully completed it. I uploaded a more recent save file, and I haven't been banned still.
>>16440530
So, uh. The short answer is "don't be stupid and turn off cfw when playing online."
>>16440583
>You're right -the star has been missing from the sky.
Well, sheeit, negro. I'll ascend to the sky. The only way for me is up right now anyway.
>>16440887
>octoshot
>inkling
Disgusting, Luigi.
b78b79 No.16441336
>>16437958
Insert conspiracy theory about how the japs and the jews are trying to normalize pedophilia by making it acceptable through alternative media
b03657 No.16442024
>>16441620
>Or she will appear in your room at 3am
What's the catch?
ab059e No.16442067
>>16442024
She brings you diet soda, not regular soda.
a44640 No.16442129
>>16441620
G-d bless Marie.
7329ee No.16442558
>>16441620
I tried that, man. The only thing that happened that night was she made fun of my dick.
7329ee No.16443695
Haven't been able to have a good fucking session since January. Feels good.
9a7f3b No.16443697
Just doing some Testing in PS again
e09ab4 No.16444288
>>16444271
all octo are for fug
406a28 No.16444289
>>16444288
Came here to post this.
b03657 No.16444613
File: f7100d01a3b3969⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.11 MB, 1240x1754, 620:877, 530eac7820f81672f331abd594….png)
>>16444271
Marina's the only correct choice.
ab059e No.16445728
>>16444613
Go jump in a pool
120e37 No.16446129
I bought metal sticks for my Pro Controller. It didn't end well. The screw on the right side grip was stuck. It got so bad, that I stripped the screw using the provided screwdriver. I bought a screw extractor to attempt to get it out, but to no avail. The grips will forever be permanently affixed to my controller and I wasted money on metal sticks. Kill me.
020b86 No.16446170
>>16446129
Put some superglue with a screwdriver in the groves of the screw and hold it there for a bit. should help you take the screw out aniki
a24b1f No.16446404
>>16444613
Why the fuck is her virginia at the wrong angle? I swear this guy can't draw porn to save his life.
007b20 No.16447377
>>16447095
>kensa meme machine
>>16440489
>TFW My build/Blaster faggotry isnt in here
Oh, don't worry. That hasn't gone unnoticed.
7329ee No.16447393
772997 No.16447417
>>16447393
You and me both, anon. You and me both.
a44640 No.16447440
>>16446404
Visual compromise, you wouldn't be able to see her Virginia with that angel.
f08134 No.16447903
>>16430698
t. bootyblasted roller main
Pick up a weapon that requires more skill, faggot.
>>16431912
>gachimuchi fag
>defends paid online
As if there wasn't enough proof that gays needed to be fumigated en masse.
918fdc No.16448859
>>16446404
>virginia
Hanging out with little boys in spandex i see?
8a3ca0 No.16448895
if this game is only for the switch, then how do you play it?
f81fd9 No.16448907
>>16448895
Probably on the Switch, if I had to guess. But I dunno, you might need to look more into it. A true mystery indeed.
Splat 1 is also around for Wii U, though I dunno if it's playable anymore. As in, it functions, but I've seen some wild hacks for that one.
a14db4 No.16448925
>>16448895
>if this game is only for the switch, then how do you play it?
007b20 No.16449053
>>16448925
Why did I never fix this?
9b8bb7 No.16449102
>>16449053
>thinkingsquid
>not thinkling
007b20 No.16449143
>>16449102
This is why. Otherwise, I'd change it.
9a7f3b No.16449961
>DURRHURR LUIGIS WHERES YOUR OC
RIGHT FUCKING HERE
WE ACUTALLY TOONAMI BOIS NOW
a59e26 No.16450228
>>16447095
>>16443697
>>16449961
Way to be creative, Luigi. Keep up the good work.
e69f28 No.16450612
>>16449961
Good job, Weegee.
dbe4bb No.16450626
>>16450612
Hey, someone used my edit! This is a good day.
ccec44 No.16450637
>>16450626
Explain yourself.
e69f28 No.16450651
>>16450626
Hey, someone edited my edit! This is a good day.
This was the actual original.
7329ee No.16450795
Has anyone tried Mumble on mobile?
ccec44 No.16450823
d3eaad No.16450846
>>16450651
>discord
>windows 10
lol
dbe4bb No.16451014
>>16450651
I made a custom sweater with it too.
>>16450637
I downloaded >>16450651's edit and edited it again.
9a7f3b No.16451175
>>16450651
THE BIGGEST FUCKING TWIST
7329ee No.16452348
>>16451014
Better than this one
ddaa1a No.16452363
>>16451614
You'd find me somewhat entertaining, then.For about two days, and then you'd want me to shut the fuck up.
e69f28 No.16452383
>>16450846
I think that's Weegee's desktop or the original artists. Once Win 7 is dead I'm switching to Linux.
7329ee No.16452417
>>16452369
>just like they're more believable when fictional characters are saying them
Would you be more inclined to believe this, then?
4a6115 No.16452657
>>16449961
>>16447095
These never get old, good shit.
d878aa No.16453662
>>16452448
>>16452369
You must be a riot to be around.
4aa1a6 No.16453780
*teleports behind this thread*
fc2762 No.16453979
>>16453780
Time travel because then I could go back in time and stop myself from being born.
ba72f2 No.16454138
>>16451972
so pissed off I missed the octoling amiibo
39eae1 No.16454565
>>16453780
Time travel so we can save uncle adolf squitler
d3380a No.16455308
Do they have squids in Georgia?
aca587 No.16455375
>>16453780
>time travel
>travel to future
>buy teleportation device
>travel to current year
>teleport all jews a few miles upwards
ez
d3380a No.16456054
>>16455936
How can I use this to my advantage?
f46320 No.16456101
>>16456054
Photo shop the hat to say woomy hunter
007b20 No.16456165
Luigi made another Adult Squid bumper thingy.
7329ee No.16456314
>>16456101
Someone already did that.
f46320 No.16456414
918fdc No.16456465
>>16456314
Freaking nice! Wish someone would do it with DJ Octavio
1f9dba No.16456478
>>16453780
Time travel would be the more interesting power to have, while teleportation would be far more useful in everyday life. Hard choice.
007b20 No.16456616
Hey, Thomas! Were you looking to join?
034d98 No.16456635
>>16456616
YES BUT DUE TO MY CRIPPLING AUTISM CHICKENED OUT ANY MY MICROPHONE ISN'T WORKING IT SEEMS
007b20 No.16456636
>>16456635
Do text chat for now, then.
034d98 No.16456637
c4177c No.16456683
>>16455375
Exactly
>time travel
>go to future
>get SENS treatment so you're biologically immortal
>go to the past to watch all that cool shit happen
>don't save Hitler
>don't kill FDR as a kid
>don't kill Woodrow Wilson as a kid
>don't even kill Nicolas Trist as a kid
>kill Meyer Amschel Bauer as a kid and slaughter his entire ghetto
>no Rothschild dynasty
>no jewish banking houses controlling every bank in Europe
>secretly publish a book on genetics showing no reason to keep nonwhites alive
>European colonization is true colonization the world over, as in "whites move to new lands and grow their populations there at the expense of the natives"
>pop back through time every once in a while any time a group of jews gets too much power, wiping them out
>peace and prosperity for humanity for all time
Teleporters are for fags. They kill you every time you use them. Consciousness becomes discontinuous.
c51dd9 No.16456848
>get drunk
>plug in the u
>play splat
>SO HAWT!!!
>mfw
007b20 No.16458276
I made it marginally better.
007b20 No.16458291
>>16458276
Oh. Added Luigi's logo, too.
aca587 No.16458401
Holy shit there's a labcoat item
269c18 No.16458442
anyone want to play some salmon run?
22c9d4 No.16458493
>>16456683
>time travel
>kill Meyer Amschel Bauer as a kid and slaughter his entire ghetto
>with no jewish banks, past self has no reason to time travel and kill Meyer Amschel
>either reality breaks down from the paradox, or you've created a split timeline
>if you've created a split timeline, that means multiple timelines are possible, implying there are already timelines where there's no jewish banking control, meaning your effort was redundant and pointless
>have teleportation
>acquire a dagger
>teleport next to every son of a bitch ruining society, stab them dead, then immediately teleport away
>fix your own timeline while simultaneously becoming a mythical figure
>Teleporters are for fags. They kill you every time you use them.
Just because they work that way in Star Trek doesn't mean they have to work that way everywhere else.
7b64b9 No.16458551
>>16458442
technically, yes, but I'm playing other stuff with Nitro. Would you be willing to do it later today?
269c18 No.16458592
>>16458551
Sure, this is the first time playing with someone from /v/.
03ea32 No.16458601
>>16453780
Time travel obviously. Teleportation is useful but with Time Travel you could live the perfect live or use it to rape that qt gril down the block.
918fdc No.16458618
>>16458401
Yes but only the DEV team has it so if you see someone with a lab coat then you are playing with/against one of the tem devs.
4a6115 No.16458648
>>16456165
Why do these never cease to make me smile?
aca587 No.16458747
>>16458618
Nah it's in salmon run. I just got one.
f08134 No.16459019
>>16458618
The only time ever I fought someone in a lab coat they were a hacker.
2830bf No.16460702
e25961 No.16460721
why do you keep playing this shovelware
you nintendrones will buy everything
632a35 No.16461153
Do they have squids at O'Hare International Airport?
ca66b1 No.16461416
>>16460702
that's my fetish
dbd3ff No.16461431
>>16453780
>teleportation
>without having the clairvoyance to know where you teleport to is safe
>teleport to alien planet
>crushed by 100 times earth gravity
Going to have to go with time travel on this one.
ca66b1 No.16461438
>>16461431
>he can't calculate the mass of an alien planet before teleporting there
what a brainlet
029a8f No.16464203
9c1321 No.16466078
>>16465925
tfw no itty bitty squiddy tiddies to downblouse at daily
0941d6 No.16472498
35c839 No.16472535
571eae No.16472567
>>16472535
>>16472498
Sorry, squiddies. I've been gone for days. I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere.
f344e7 No.16472666
>>16472628
I DONT LIKE EM PUTTING CHRMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN SQUIDS GAY
7329ee No.16472808
>>16472628
Are those fucking tails?
9d270a No.16472845
>>16472698
I don't know whether I find the fluorescent pink cum or the Calliefaggotry more disgusting.
76bc68 No.16472847
>>16458493
Hot take, we "colonise" the alternate "plane" without (((them)))
Then build an army to free the shit out of ourselves!
>>16444288
Noice digits m88
464566 No.16472850
>>16472845
>Calliefaggotry
the what?
571eae No.16472856
I played Salmon Run today. send help
1e1cf9 No.16473093
>>16472767
>>16472847
Do you even play Splatoon?
9a7f3b No.16475093
Recent JP ability tier list
6f528e No.16475618
>>16475093
How is Ink Resist S tier? Am I missing something about it? And is Thermal Ink really considered that bad? I find a lot of utility in it.
b03657 No.16475687
>>16472628
Why do they have tails?
571eae No.16475908
>>16475093
>ink resistance
>quick respawn
>swim speed up to make up for the loss of speed from Splatoon 1 to 2
>main power up to keep up with the Joneses
>comeback to keep up with the Joneses
These abilities are just a tax at this point. Seriously. If the entire competitive crew is going to use comeback/quick respawn, the obligatory ink resistance, and main power up the keep up the rat race, then you need to either entirely rework the ability system or eliminate it outright.
Main Power Up was a mistake.
69ec6d No.16475932
Splatfest Alert!
NA+EU Splatfest has been announced for May. Which superpower would you rather have: Time Travel or Teleportation?
You might remember Flight won the last super-powered Splatfest, so consider your powers combined. Or don't.
Marina believes time is not only linear but can be re-written, while Pearl thinks of it like that Adam Sandler movie.
In addition, the Japanese May Splatfest has concluded. The competition was between fans of two separate esports brackets or some other equally gay shit. I think it's Japanese little league baseball players competing against each other, in Splatoon?
Team Ching (left) was defeated by Team Chong (right). Ching claimed popularity at 55%, but Chong won both battle modes at roughly 51.5%, over-scoring on clout by about 100 points in both modes.
7e944a No.16475955
>>16475932
But time travel and teleportation are the same thing.
f08134 No.16476113
>>16475093
It's barely different from the first game's.
>>16475955
Basically, which is why this Splatfest question is so shit.
112f5f No.16476223
>>16475932
I'm going to pick team teleportation because I want to be able to teleport to where my teammates lives so I can personaly teach them how to fucking play
44e71a No.16476255
>>16431062
No one wants a prude like you making the threads anyway.
797853 No.16476479
>>16472845
>shit-talking callie-chan
9a7f3b No.16478858
>>16475618
Ink resist got buffed last or 2 patches ago
where like 2 subs can keep you out of enemy ink for a while and you don't get any damage
I'm more surprised last ditch jumped up that high after one patch
571eae No.16479860
Squidbillies lied. There are no squids in Georgia.
a57f7e No.16480088
>>16479860
You're not looking hard enough
b03657 No.16480689
>>16476479
Callie is used goods.
a57f7e No.16480749
>>16480689
Used goods are still goods
7329ee No.16481801
>>16480655
>>16480656
>walkman
Wait, is that what "wm" stands for?
35c839 No.16482738
>>16481801
yeah. The abbreviation is used in the name of sony's new line of walkman daps. I usually switch between the two whenever I restart my game
e69f28 No.16484706
>>16484658
What a strange treadmill.
cc1c88 No.16484742
>>16484658
>>16484706
The Fat One Approaches!
b03657 No.16484791
>>16484658
>Putz12's worst nightmare
A healthy diet?
An intact desk with no punch holes?
5a1a01 No.16484893
>>16484827
MORE COMPRESSION
571eae No.16485251
>>16484742
ebin
>>16484827
baller in a nutshell
112f5f No.16485456
Get fucked time travel fags
35c839 No.16485471
>>16481801
just about to make my post about it. Splatfest is rigged. Idiot teleportfags
7329ee No.16485512
>>16485456
>first the "right side of history" remark
>now this
90f16a No.16485517
>>16485512
Nintendo of America was a mistake.
f46320 No.16485584
>>16485456
Time Travel would be cool but I don't trust myself to not mess something up
b03657 No.16485627
>>16485456
How will the gremlin ever recover?
571eae No.16485715
>it's another "win an overwhelming majority of matches including 10x and 100x matches, but still lose the splatfest" episode
2cc70e No.16487023
>>16485715
Your fault for picking the wrong team.
000000 No.16487032
I played for team time travel and won 18 out of 32 matches, but two of these were 10x and I managed to win both of those, so it's more like 36/50.
One thing I noticed was so many teams on team teleportation had booyah bomb specials; I think one team even had two. I found that fitting, since that's an overpowered special that lets you teleport ink wherever you want, with little chance of being stopped.
On that note, they need to decrease the armor on the booyah bomb. There was one time I had happened to have my baller out when I saw one right next to me, so I exploded, but it didn't kill him and all he did was throw it at his feet, which I've noticed is a common strategy any time this special is close to being stopped. Not only that, but my brella doesn't protect me against it at all. It's ridiculous. The octo stamp special is also ridiculous, but isn't nearly as much of a problem in practice.
f08134 No.16487078
>>16485627
By not being a nigger.
e69f28 No.16487685
>>16487032
>On that note, they need to decrease the armor on the booyah bomb
Did you know the Booyah Bombs armor has 500hp, while Baller only has 250hp.
2cc70e No.16487776
>>16487032
>On that note, they need to decrease the armor on the booyah bomb.
They JUST did that in the last patch, you fucker. Git gud.
2cc70e No.16487778
571eae No.16488136
>>16487685
>>16487032
Reminder that Ink Armor, a special that only gives armor, and doesn't guarantee you an additional hit, has only 120 hp spread among 4 squids.
>>16487023
Look at the results of the splatfest. Teleportation had 58.66% of the popularity and 50.58% and 50.53% of the clout. A majority of teleportation players were losing by a large margin, but by sheer numbers alone, they win. Remember, that this is clout now, and not wins. Ever since they changed the rules, popular teams are much more likely to win splatfests. All because one fucking octoling's feelings were hurt, and she had a bitch fit on live television.
571eae No.16488143
>>16487776
>They JUST did that in the last patch, you fucker. Git gud.
No, they didn't. They increased the damage splashdown does to it by SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY PERCENT and the damage object shredder does to it by FIVE PERCENT. The armor amount did not go down.
9a7f3b No.16488322
Tenta Brella is fucking everyone up
this thing gets back its shield in 3 seconds, which is faster than the regular brella
Ive been lurking around the splat community, they're theorizing a blaster buff is coming for the next patch
35c839 No.16488428
>>16488322
Will be quitting if blasters are buffed again
e69f28 No.16488521
>>16488322
>Ive been lurking around the splat community, they're theorizing a blaster buff is coming for the next patch
Why!? Blasters already have a built in way to bypass it's shield, just aim slightly higher. Blasters have been broken as fuck since they where released, why do people still think it needs to be buffed?
BLASTERS WERE A MISTAKE!
27b2cd No.16488751
>>16488322
>when you hear blasters are broken and buff them anyway
dbd3ff No.16488772
>>16488136
Are japan trying to tell us something? Think about the octos start moving in en mass, this eludes to the dangers of immigration. Now that the octos are here concessions are made to change inkling society to accommodate these invaders. Is inkolopis supposed to be an allegory for europe?
27b2cd No.16488782
>>16488772
It's in the name
octo
nigger
012d74 No.16488807
>>16484545
Punished "Ink" Squid
951078 No.16489285
>>16488782
<hurr i said nigger again xd
1e1fb8 No.16489323
File: b6f58ded1bc9992⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 733.18 KB, 1917x2400, 639:800, you_re_sweaty_and_full_of_….png)
571eae No.16489585
>>16488322
>they're theorizing a blaster buff is coming for the next patch
pls no
571eae No.16489957
Here's some squideos to breathe some life into the thread.
9a7f3b No.16490356
>>16488521
>>16488428
>>16488751
>>16489585
Its just a theory calm down yeesh.
As a blaster player Idk what much they can buff it to behonest. Probably the frame data for it( Like the ink recovery frames or Ink consumption for each shot. This might just be for the Vanilla/Custom or range blaster
My only nerf would be the booyah bomb armor with object shredder when they land down
Id reduce the special cost on h-3, more squeezer buffs Nerf to Missiles special cost
Just my ideas
571eae No.16491156
>>16490356
>luigi admits that blasters are at peak performance
Nice boater on the squid. The rest of her outfit is very unfresh, though.
7329ee No.16491474
Is anyone here usually up and available/willing to talk on the Mumble around this time?
7329ee No.16491521
>>16491474
italicized talk because I can actually use a mic for the few days I actually can get on at this time
112f5f No.16491661
>>16491474
im usually avaible around this time, but im not on normally becasue no one else is
61caaf No.16491925
>>16491474
Depends on the day, but sometimes, yeah. I'm out of state this week, though.
664756 No.16494295
aww… Squids are adorable ♥
By the way… Does this look more like a Squid Mother holding her Squid Daughters, or a Squid Daughter holding her Squid Siblings?
bcb6ae No.16494341
>>16494295
tfw will never make a squiddo a motherfu
f46320 No.16494493
>>16494295
She looks short and flat to me so she looks more like an older sister holding her little siblings
571eae No.16496369
Do they have squids in dear god, get me out of here Jacksonville, FL?
69ec6d No.16496661
>>16496369
Allow me to help.
40d243 No.16496961
be54d1 No.16497095
>>16489957
popping my head into the thread after months of not playing, but what in the world is in that third attachment? Is it a new Salmon Run stage? I love Salmon Run!
ab3280 No.16497109
>>16497095
Yes, it's a vertical map that has inkrails galore.
ca234d No.16497118
>>16497095
Its called Ruins of Ark Polaris, and its terrible because most randos DO NOT UNDERSTAND the importance of kiting bosses to the basket.
87a2d8 No.16497159
Hey squid fuckers. I have some friends that are into Splatoon, and I recently obtained a way to play the first game online, but I've never played this shit before. Any protips, or should I just wing it and I'll git gud as I go?
ab3280 No.16497190
be54d1 No.16497192
>>16497118
>most randos DO NOT UNDERSTAND the importance of kiting bosses to the basket
What do you think of the strategy of just "Kill the bosses asap, even if they're far away"? In random games of Salmon Run, I prioritize survival (since we'll get enough eggs), and that means killing the strongest bosses asap because they tend to pick off my team. And if too many teammates get picked off, it's very hard to recover (will usually end up getting game over). Some bosses I have no problem kiting toward the egg basket, like that Maws and Scrapper, but most of the other ones (especially Stinger) I feel need to be killed asap so the team survives.
>>16497159
There's probably a bunch of really good tips out there but the only ones I can think of are
(1) try to ambush your opponent, be the one who shoots first w/o the other knowing where you come from (your advantage might only last a second, so make it count)
(2) In any team based game, your teammates are your greatest resource. Going solo will get you killed, so buddy up if you can.
(3) Turf wars are decided in the last 30 seconds, but best way to win them is by keeping enemy near their spawning area (if you can manage denying them entry to the middle of battlefield)
33a76c No.16497356
>>16497192
Stingers, flyfish, and drizzlers can't be kited, so they're obviously an exception. Killing the bosses as quickly as possible works on every map except Ark Polaris, because it's huge and getting enough eggs is genuinely a challenge if they're being dropped far from the basket.
9a7f3b No.16497712
>>16497159
GitGud as you go
571eae No.16497863
>>16497159
Use motion controls. Yes, really.
571eae No.16499296
>>16496961
Motherfucker. Do they have squids in the DHS?
571eae No.16503118
>swim to pier to kill stinger
>rest of crew follows to collect eggs instead of killing other bosses
>steel eel follows all of them onto the pier
f8a308 No.16508134
>>16455936
Speaking of which, I found this recently.
7329ee No.16513968
LAN servers, please give me someone who isn't level 1 so I don't have to force myself to not try.
7329ee No.16514084
>>16513968
Came off as a dick, so let me clarify. I did try my best to help the newsquid out with two matches beforehand. I adjusted my gameplay so that I gave him a bit of trouble during a splat zones and turf war match, but ultimately let him win, so that he learned how to play. The third match, I gave myself a bit of edge so that I won, to make sure the newsquid doesn't expect to win every time. He left immediately after. I have encountered about four squids on these servers, after waiting about 20 minutes, where the exact same fucking situation happened. This is what they don't fucking tell you about being Switch banned.
tl;dr don't do splathex bamboozler C-, kids and squids
2bafc7 No.16514527
>>16514084
>>16513968
I would like to see those LAN servers grow, but I fear it won't happen until the infrastructure is dead for the game or homebrew becomes rampant and unbannable. Unfortunately, no matter how you slice it, Squid Game falls apart when it has anything short of 8 players in a match.
7329ee No.16517010
Had a good time testing matches with wm on the LAN server tonight. He kicked my ass with his newfangled kensa squid artillery and his 80s-style rebel yells. I-I was just adjusting to using the joycons, I swear
7329ee No.16517015
some more videos from the matches
10bd09 No.16517063
>>16517010
I do not play Splatoon 2. What does the Rainmaker fire in this game?
In the first game it fired a tornado/whirlpool, but from your footage it looks like it shoots one of those popping shots. Splatoon sure was fun back in the day.
6c6e97 No.16517526
>>16517015
>>16517010
>mpu bamboozler cancer
3aa2ad No.16520393
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>not using the dynamo roller
>not adding embed related for custom music
>not becoming the freshest squid to some largely unknown italo disco track
**donut steal. I'm going to make a music montage with this later kthnx*
4d14e5 No.16522599
Con you got your wish,
The booyah bomb armor got nerfed by 6%
its wayyyy more easier to shoot down and not as a panic special
7329ee No.16523770
Meant to upload this months ago (around late January?), but didn't bother to for whatever reason.
b7a6bf No.16523893
d8e0b3 No.16524241
To be honest, I come to these threads for the art, and wonderful anons.
35c839 No.16524293
>>16517015
>>16517010
Had some issues uploading these in one post. we had some good fun.
>>16524274
>>16524276
>>16524225
>>16524224
37d293 No.16525295
>>16524276
>>16524274
>stealing my hat
>mpu booze faggotry
f6d1d5 No.16525299
What would an Inkling Human hybrid look like?
aca587 No.16525424
>>16525299
The same, but now has bones so no squidform. However, they are resistant to the effect of enemy ink (not immune but they don't inksplode) while still producing theirs.
1eab9e No.16525778
I haven't touched solo ranked in over a year.
H-here I go….
7329ee No.16525963
>>16525778
>clam shitz rotation
What a way to welcome yourself back into solo ranked.
1eab9e No.16526072
>>16525963
It went awful. 0-3. However, splat zones afterward was wonderful. I ranked up.
0e3b2e No.16526914
Here we go again. Third rotation of the day. pls help
6a78a5 No.16526959
I REQUEST IN GAME SCREENSHOTS OF SQUID ASS
YOU WILL OBLIGE ME!
e88d6d No.16527185
Have you ever had someone want to shove their finger up your ass?
112f5f No.16528143
>nintendo releases anklet
>anklet allows you to go bare feet
>plaza is now filled with foot fetishists
thanks nintendo
7329ee No.16529005
So this one >twitch channel is streaming Splatoon 2 matches for this year's Smash n' Splash tournament:
https://www.twitch.tv/endgametv1
The only reason I mention this is because Sean Nichols aka putz12 is participating in it under the team "BigEvil's Bongos", where he is currently in pool 4 of the Silver Bracket.:
https://smash.gg/tournament/smash-n-splash-5/event/splatoon-2/entrant/3137001
https://smash.gg/tournament/smash-n-splash-5/events/splatoon-2/brackets
I'm looking forward to seeing him punch someone in the face when they play those matches.
0ccd52 No.16529086
Reminder: It doesn't matter how well you do in the match because in the end your team will fail you anyway.
4cf2da No.16529112
>>16527185
Yes and it felt great while she sucked my dick.
69ec6d No.16529396
Splatfest results are in!
Last month.
Time Travel vs Teleportation concluded some time ago. Teleportation got a clean wipe on Time Travel.
Pearl pops a blood vessel while Marina watches. Again.
Teleportation also makes Flight mostly useless from before. Mostly.
Average Clout:
>Normal: 1749
<Normal: 1709
>Pro: 1218
<Pro: 1192
The June Splatfest has not yet been announced. July will be the 2nd anniversary of Splatoon 2's release, and is the last "promised" Splatfest. We may not have any more after that.
If the Final Splatfest is any bit similar to the one from the first game, then that means June is our last chance for an original or normal Splatfest (meaningless, petty, probably stupid). The Japs will most likely suffer with a promotion from Wendy's or Taco Bell for June.
7329ee No.16529644
>>16529005
Ok, either I missed something or they fucking banned him from the match. That team is up right now, and he isn't on it.
70fa3e No.16529796
>>16529793
Oh god, it's another Trans Rights shitshow
7e944a No.16529808
>>16529796
I will take footfags over trannies any day.
112f5f No.16529813
>>16529796
it doesnt help that the other half of the plaza where posting about pride month
d8e0b3 No.16529826
>>16529793
Feet are gross, have a cute porygon I made Instead.
69ec6d No.16530042
>>16529793
>burger king lettuce
8b69e5 No.16530062
>>16530042
>That first pic
It's a shame the artist went full /leftypol/ after making a porn comic.
e69f28 No.16530481
>>16528143
>>16529793
>>16529826
It's better than trannie shit, I guess.
704f77 No.16530872
>>16529396
>The June Splatfest has not yet been announced. July will be the 2nd anniversary of Splatoon 2's release, and is the last "promised" Splatfest. We may not have any more after that. If the Final Splatfest is any bit similar to the one from the first game, then that means June is our last chance for an original or normal Splatfest (meaningless, petty, probably stupid). The Japs will most likely suffer with a promotion from Wendy's or Taco Bell for June.
Why would they end Splatfests? This game is unironically the best exclusive the Switch has right now and is incredibly popular. It makes no sense to end splatfests right now. Are they planning on releasing a Splatoon 3 in the same generation? I really don't want them to end splatfests, I've dedicated too much time into this game and I'm so close to getting S rank.
eee2b3 No.16531121
couple-day-old art from somewhere
f08134 No.16531336
>>16530062
>It's a shame the artist went full /leftypol/ after making a porn comic
Explain.
>>16530481
>assfags
>thinking they have the right to look down on other fetishes
Reminder: assfags are predominately niggers.
43a225 No.16531396
I know it may not be practical, but the Splatfests should honestly continue until *at least* the release of the next game (that is only of course if there is actually a new game).
8b69e5 No.16531813
>>16531336
Guy is called Morbi. Runs a furfag comic called Poppy o' Possum about a possum mom who was crazy strong. Back before halfchan went full retard, and early in the comic's run he would stop by and hang out in the threads on /co/. Overall he was a fairly decent person and not at all faggy. Comic was full of references to shit like viewtiful joe, other nip comics, and was just a fun experience…
Then he did a comic for Slipshine, a very left-leaning group of porn artists that had gotten together to make a bunch of smut comics. At roughly the same time, iirc, he added a "wolf in sheep's clothing" character that was very clearly a tranny metaphor. Since then, until I dropped it, the comc's been in a kind of downward spiral
>Random background character is a tranny bird
>The thug from earlier? Actually gay.
>BTW Poppy is dating the queen now!
I gave up on it around the time it swapped from comics to a written story and dropped any sort of action it had earlier, but I doubt it's gotten better since then. They never do. Though, in hindsight, the drag queen should have been a red flag. He's also kind of insufferable on his tumblr/twitter.
5f6727 No.16531918
>>16531813
>he made a reference to KIRA KWEEN with the cat lady making a bunch of hand motions like when he was catching Echoes's hands
I guess that should have tipped me off that he was coming around these parts, but the faggy shit kinda made me think otherwise.
8b69e5 No.16531953
>>16531918
Same with adding in a Giorno pose here and there. (though considering the state of the secondary fanbase of JJBA I am not too sure anymore)
Maybe he was always like that and just managed to keep it concealed. But after joining on the slipshine thing it started to bleed into the comic more and more. Between that and paranatural I'm just sure most western webcomics are doomed.
a270ec No.16531997
>>16531813
>add a character meant to be a metaphor for trannies
>wolf in sheep's clothing, aka a predator disguised as prey
That is actually pretty funny.
8b69e5 No.16532025
>>16531997
Normally yeah. He's not that self aware, though. Gets real pissy if you imply the one human to show up (who is some sort of brown/orange) is a monkey.
e69f28 No.16532988
>>16531336
>Reminder: assfags are predominately niggers.
Please note the assfags hairstyle
1b1be2 No.16538200
>>16536971
They only look slightly more potato than my inkling usually does.
4d14e5 No.16538596
Welp time for a new thread since its on Page 11
4d14e5 No.16538704