>I can't tell what a "good hand" vs a "bad hand" is
The vast majority of card-games are done by counting cards and calculating probabilities. For Poker all you need to do is memorise the list of winning combinations and then do what you do in every card game.
>nor when to bluff or fold or go all in
That depends entirely on who you are playing with. There is no one mind game to rule all mind games.
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