53e1d9 No.15799958
>>15799950
Awesome, can't wait to make the Tevinter Imperium great again by legalizing homosexuality, inviting the Qunari to live with them, and finally electing a tranny Mage to lead them.
019742 No.15799965
outstanding news. i was just sitting here thinking "man, i sure wish there would be another entry in a series they almost immediately, after a brief brush with quality, turned into a shitty gay dating sim where they retconned everything interesting out of the story and turned it into an SJW stroke-off to see which minority group would cum from it first"
i can't wait to see what kind of quality big bang theory writing and god-awful animation and storytelling they crowbar into this one
3337ea No.15799968
Name the most degenerate thing they'll push in this one.
bbbf0f No.15799983
Can't wait to see how they ruin Dragon Age like they did Andromeda. I'm guessing they're writing off Anthem since that doesn't look that good at the moment.
5adc22 No.15799986
>>15799968
>>15799968
Probably pedophilia and/or bestiality
I mean they've pretty much done everything else and necrophilia isn't able to be digested by the normalfags yet
How they would do that?
I dunno, probably use that shapeshifting class from DA1 and maybe souls being reborn in morrigans womb stuff?
908cb3 No.15799987
>>15799968
Action-RPG combat.
388087 No.15799988
>>15799968
Beasts is likely the way they'll go.
b30e8b No.15799991
>>15799950
If was so fucking important why did they butcher the lore and game play from the first game. Game was was fucking great and then it just went down hill with EA doing quick cash graps on the name
5adc22 No.15799994
>>15799983
>Can't wait to see how they ruin Dragon Age like they did Andromeda.
>what was DA 2
>what was DA: Cisquisition
0364d2 No.15799995
canadians havent made a good rpg in a long time. why start now
882bf0 No.15800001
>>15799986
bestiality would be pushed through furry type stuff, like a girl being in a relationship with a beast race
pedophilia will be subtlety pushed with children characters being friends with a much older adult character, to get people used to that idea, it doesn't even need to be sexual
64dba2 No.15800002
they're giving away the second game for free on xbox too
882bf0 No.15800003
>>15800001
>>15800000
that would of been cool if i got that get
011177 No.15800008
>>15799958
You mean a tranny half-Darkspawn mage who identifies as a tree spirit, you bigot.
>>15799983
Whatever they do, it will undoubtedly make a very entertaining spectacle. I love watching these trainwrecks unfold.
e46166 No.15800023
>tfw a new Dragon Age will have even more ugly girls
Fuck this shit.
d69b03 No.15800028
5 bucks says EA learns a bit from all their current shit and markets the game with relatively little degeneracy upfront while calling it a return to roots, only to have it released with ten times the degeneracy and be the most buggy game to date.
26da8c No.15800053
>>15800028
I'd take that bet, but it's easy money. Corporate EA doesn't give a flying fuck about the content of the games, they only care about the money. I'm absolutely certain the game's plot and characters will be pozzed beyond belief and proudly advertised as such, with gameplay as buggy as Mass Erect Andromeda, and loaded to the nines with the most jewish pay-to-win microtransactions you can imagine.
I'll give Bioware 2 years before EA pulls the plug and liquidates them, accelerating the loss of any customer goodwill. It will get so bad inside those two years that not even those corporate cocksleeves in the gaming media will defend them anymore, but I'm debating whether or not it's going to be met with silence first.
3fee42 No.15800069
>>15799950
I'm curious if it's going to be a mobile game or an actual one. I think they may finally put Bioware in the ground when Anthem outflops Androgyny, but DA3 may have turned a profit, given its moderate following among normalfags and phone game timegated microtransactions.
Still probably not enough to not kill Bioware, and I doubt any potential DA4 (or especially any spinoff) would turn a profit seeing as hatred of EA has spread even to normalfags since DA3 happened and EA is still somehow managing to lower the bar on their quality of vidya.
aa1fb2 No.15800322
>>15799968
Zoophylia or pedophylia. Probably involving faggots.
8ee687 No.15800330
File: 27b5692938db7f2⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 219.41 KB, 1200x1022, 600:511, 93a5516c04417a8696385cebf….jpeg)
>>15799986
>Probably pedophilia and/or bestiality
If they actually included straight shota content and bestiality I would unironically buy the game. Because it crosses the event horizon from leftism into fetish shenanigans. Although I suppose they somehow could write it in an obnoxious and preachy way.
e21f9b No.15800332
f10a1f No.15800333
Haven't we suffered enough?
e8f374 No.15800335
inb4 mobile game
>>15799968
pedoshit between characters of different species
908cb3 No.15800337
>>15800330
>If they actually included straight shota content and bestiality I would unironically buy the game. Because I'm a degenerate faggot.
FTFY
8ee687 No.15800344
>>15799968
I'm thinking they've already reached their max limit when it comes to degeneracy. They'll probably push racemixing more and have a standin for DRUMPF! and ebil nahzez but they can't include pedo or bestiality without fucking their rating.
>>15800001
This could be a thing though, they've already done the "ride the bull" thing so now they might do a "take the knot" thing with a black bisexual werewolf.
8ee687 No.15800346
File: 27c16954faac9d0⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 887.74 KB, 1110x1553, 1110:1553, b53f3cad44179ea1af4159806….jpeg)
>>15800337
I have degenerate fetishes, I won't deny that.
5adc22 No.15800365
>>15800346
>liking fat bimbo sluts
>liking big breasted elves
disgusting
8fecd6 No.15800380
>>15800365
>2013
>generic shit animu art
You can't really critique anything
dc6f7a No.15800386
File: e04fa4079264ddc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 118.46 KB, 1400x787, 1400:787, sample-c78aca5dda5e7bd6d41….jpg)
File: 11940929f7cae27⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 412.53 KB, 1530x1178, 765:589, a9fcc1a58e9016a20e24786c76….jpg)
>>15800337
>being this mad
they should include insect porn as well.
6f5e51 No.15800390
New cancer age ? Can't wait for you fags to make a gorillion thread about something you shouldn't be remotely close to.
0a7a16 No.15800397
>>15799968
Orgy at a gay pride parade, complete with pozzing and all
0b63c8 No.15800398
>>15800397
Literal pozzing, don't forget in DA2 Isabella went to Anders so he could magically cure her literal STDs.
5adc22 No.15800407
>>15800386
>posting Firolian
>posting a sample
You just can't stop being fucking retarded anon
but insect porn can be pretty gud
bddaf8 No.15800413
"Secret dragon age stuff" = mobage or card game.
2154f9 No.15800421
>>15800330
>If it tickles my specific fetish I will give money to people who want me dead even though I could easily pirate it or look up the actual relevant part to fap to instead of playing through the f2p mechanic filled slogfest that will be the campaign
Do you get off on being called retard? Is that why you still post here?
0fb15f No.15800437
>>15800365
Cowtits are the best, elven such even better. You probably like flat chested goblin boys.
dc6f7a No.15800455
>>15800023
she reminds me of pigshit
like a orc raped a elf and this was the result
235038 No.15800463
File: 7dd5dde66fc4805⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.74 MB, 2560x1820, 128:91, d698bbe6a211da8e64a336778f….png)
0e624b No.15800493
>>15800463
Man, those cow tits really ruin that picture.
6f5e51 No.15800497
>>15800493
>Not having a loli stacked on top of a milf and fucking both.
Amateur.
1e0578 No.15800498
735e3b No.15800501
>>15800023
The elfs in dragon age look like nosferatu vampires
6a6104 No.15800522
When will BioWare finally go bankrupt?
2154f9 No.15800524
>>15800522
They are being funded by the canadian government
6a6104 No.15800527
>>15800524
When will the Canadian government finally go bankrupt?
2154f9 No.15800540
>>15800527
Depends on the next election there
f632db No.15800541
>>15799968
>Name the most degenerate thing they'll push in this one.
They'll turn the "SHITBALLS FUCK SHIT CRAP FADE SHIT ARSE DEMONS CRAP" bit into a minigame or a relevant plot point.
000000 No.15800543
Tbh i love dragon age series. Couldn't complete DA: I though. Every time i started it i ended up dropping it somewhere. Its just too fucking long and grindy in a way. DA2 was really underrated, and DA: O is a masterpiece.
36e7af No.15800643
Is it a short 10 minute documentary where they take everyone who worked on Inquisition out behind the building and shoot them in the head?
I might buy that.
Naw, but at least that'd be worth a pirate
832ef5 No.15800662
>>15800501
I don't think Solas looks that bad. Males in general look better in DAI
13f08d No.15800665
>>15799968
pedophilia between a human and a new race that "only looks like a child" when its fully grown. Or they'll pull a 200 year old little girl vampire.
2154f9 No.15800675
>>15800665
I can imagine them pulling another star child with this
000000 No.15800676
>>15800522
EA will pull largely the plug on them if Anthem fails like Andromeda, no doubt.
>>15800543
DA2 was cancer. I have no idea how you managed to call shit writing, cut corners, filler design, spawning wave combat, and extreme level re-use "really underrated". DAI was dull fucking shit. DAO was okay, but it was not a "masterpiece." The DLC especially was not.
bd302a No.15800679
d42bb9 No.15800690
>>15799958
Not satire at this point these could all honestly be plot points
c4a888 No.15800694
I had some faith in Inquisition and even bought all the dlc for it, but after going through that I don't think whatever they manage to make is even worth pirating.
000000 No.15800699
>>15799958
IIRC they had a Tevinter tranny mage called Maevaris in their setting, so that sounds about par for the course. There will be some trans-acceptance shit and "a tranny shall lead them" crap, no doubt.
8ee687 No.15800705
>>15800676
>DA2 was cancer.
It really wasn't very different from the first game. Not that the first game is great mind you but it was pretty much more of the same.
66b81c No.15800716
Can't wait for more triggered SJWs!
f1cff6 No.15800729
>>15800662
That's only because the game was made by, and pandered hard to, roasties and literal faggots. Surely you have noticed that the most handsome guy in Cisquisition was basically Milo Yiannopoulos if he adopted a left leaning persona due to daddy issues, and the most stereotypical manly man character was a bisexual aka a confused faggot.
6b8957 No.15800735
>>15800716
was that ever a real mod? or did sjws freak out over just the possibility?
41f8e0 No.15800737
>>15800735
>>15800716
Reminds me of the neogaf salt when the protag from Lab Zero's Indivisble was BLEACHED.
Someone post them.
66b81c No.15800750
>>15800735
Nah, just a shoop. Although if someone actually made it a mod, the kvetching would be nuclear.
b99185 No.15800754
Can't wait for devs to tell me I cant waifu a cute dwarf sentry because it equals pedophilia
6b8957 No.15800757
>>15800750
hmm, yet somebody did make a mod to give the siblings a romance option, lolz
832ef5 No.15800764
>>15800757
What? What siblings does DAI even have?
536709 No.15800766
>>15800386
>Giant insect rape
>Oviposition
c5f6fc No.15800767
I've tried 3 times to play Origins and I can't make it past 8 or so hours. Really the blandest of bland games. The color palette alone puts me off, but then add in the uninspired world-building, the bored voice actors, and the cooldown combat and it sucks my will to play.
e06136 No.15800768
>>15799968
They can't go much farther right now, normalfags still wouldn't buy it if had pedo or beast shit.
My guess is doubling down on the Trans garbage, probably go all out with it by not letting the player choosing a gender at all, just an appearance and maybe the voice. They'd market the shit out of it too, the first non-gender conforming main character or some other bullshit buzzword.
5f18b0 No.15800776
>>15800768
Pro
>You get to play as a Qunari
Con
>No gender option, everyone refers to you as xi/xe/xir
c6f704 No.15801246
>>15800764
He is probably thinking MEA.
c7ab5d No.15801267
>>15799950
Ignoring how the next DA will be a piece of shit and a horrible flop, the way they said
>"some secret Dragon Age stuff"
makes me think it's not going to be the next big DA but rather some other bullshit like a cardgame or battle royal
aac6ea No.15801606
>>15800001
>>15799986
>>15800322
>>15800330
>>15800335
>all aching for pedo material.
It'll be Trannies without a doubt, stronk and a tissue paper thin Drumph as big bad.
908cb3 No.15801609
>>15800386
>Stop making games for faggots!
<W-Wait, make games for faggots!
dcc6af No.15801623
>>15799950
Man I can't wait until they finally reveal the big twist that they made too fucking obvious, that the Archdemons are the Elvish gods minus Mythal and Fen'harel and the only ones left to get ganked are Dirthamen(Razikale) and Falon'din(Lusacan)
235038 No.15801667
>>15800386
I read that as "incest" and opened the fist picture all hopeful.
5adc22 No.15802873
>>15801606
>It'll be Trannies without a doubt,
While i know its going to have trannies, I don't think its going to be the most degenerate thing they're going to do
But if they do, I bet they're going to have a loli undergoing mtf magical transformations to become her "true" gender because she was born in the wrong body
14e10e No.15802881
>>15801606
They're talking about things the series hasn't done yet, anon.
064711 No.15803393
The story will be this:
It turns out the Darkspawn arent really evil but just misunderstood, in fact most of the 'blights' in the past were just fairy tales. The Dwarves, who are dying out because of their backwards caste system finally get a progressive Queen to let in the Darkspawn to live as equals. This fixes their population troubles but there are of course remnants of nationalist Dwarves who refuse to move forward unto our bright progressive future. You will have to hunt down these groups, and other similar ones in Human and Elven lands who are trying to stir up hate against the poor Darkspawn who just want spread their culture and have everyone live together and share their resources.
72f13f No.15803416
>>15799968
Darkspawn Lives Matter
d71323 No.15803488
>>15803416
>Balim Goldmountain
4c969b No.15803495
>>15803393
And to twist the knife even deeper the final boss will be your character from the first game leading the Grey Wardens as an anti-darkspawn hate group.
c54cf0 No.15803498
>>15803495
Feels man, the feels of having to fight your first character, it’s quite masterful writing. 10/10 would play again.
b9ace5 No.15803500
>>15800497
do you have that kangaroo australian doujin?
>>15800527
they sold all gold reserves very cheap recently for no reason when every serious country is stockpiling it again.
4f67d4 No.15803519
>>15803500
>they sold all gold reserves very cheap recently for no reason
If you are your enemy you win
53b761 No.15803525
>>15803500
they sold them to pay off some debt and spouted some thing that no modern nation needs gold reserves
dc6f7a No.15803710
>>15803525
>this is how cucked canada is
by 2020 no one will be using us dollars anymore.
735e3b No.15804237
Wasn't morrigans character modeled after a tranny?
95e161 No.15804241
>>15803500
>they sold all gold reserves very cheap recently for no reason
That's scary. If you like in Canada be very worried.
01287e No.15804264
>>15803710
>>15803525
I tried to warn them about this on goybook and some idiot I went to college with half a decade ago tried to defend Cuckdeau by saying that we only had 2% of our gold reserve left when he entered office so it's not his fault, also I'm a hatemonger and that "4Chan" ,screencapped aren't a legitimate source (actually capped from 8ch)
81acaf No.15804280
>>15804237
Not the final model. But a lot of biogay's 3d models are based on abominations, like me3's ashley.
a3634e No.15804296
>>15803500
>>15803525
Tony Blair and Gordon Brown did the same in the UK back in the early 2000's, lost the country billions since they were at an all time low.
000000 No.15805395
>>15801246
Or DA2. I dunno.
6fa24d No.15805425
Who cares? The only tolerable DA game was Origins – maybe 2 at a stretch. Inquisition, all the spin-off stuff and most likely all future games/media will be fucking pozzed to the brim.
8bf5b1 No.15806522
>>15800729
>That's only because the game was made by, and pandered hard to, roasties and literal faggots.
Its an interesting thing to note that all female characters in Cisquisition are designed to be as bland as possible. None of them are overtly sexual (two of the men are), none of them are from older generations (again, two men are) and none of them are overtly morally dark (half of the men are). Its like folks from Steven Universe designed them.
6723a8 No.15806542
Announcing
DRAGON AGE: INFINITY FOR MOBILE
aa4276 No.15809047
Yes! More SJW trash to laugh at. I was worried they had thrown in the towel.
ae4d75 No.15809149
>>15806522
Well observed, and that was also where I got my conclusion. It's telling that the marketing tried to push Sera (a fucking elven dyke) and the nu-male fag as the supposed god tier love interests of the game, and the ones who actually look remotely interesting/not overtly homosexual like the edgy spy chick, the hot Latina secretary and the eternally depressed knight dude are relegated into being NPCs. I pirated and beat the game two times just to see if there's anything that will redeem the game the second time I go through it, but ended up severely regretting those 60 hours or so I wasted.
8bf5b1 No.15809951
>>15809149
What is even funnier is that Gaider admitted that the gay mage is his self-insert, meaning that if you chose to romance him you are romancing pic related. Its no wonder he is the one guy you can chose to romance at any point in the story.
I'd also argue that Iron Bull is supposed to god-tier love interest given that he is extremely fetishized. No joke, the character is an Deviantart-tier OC made from the author's fetishes.
>Beat the game two times
I don't know how you managed it. Its such a grindfest I was struggling to go as far as I did. I never beaten it and I decided to call it quits after the Arbor Wilds main mission.
72f13f No.15812269
>>15806542
>DRAGON AGE: INFINITY FOR MOBILE
<P-please tell me you guys have phones.
e87b55 No.15819089
478d90 No.15819114
>butcher Mass Effect
How is it possible to butcher Dragon Age even more?
2c38ea No.15820215
>>15799950
Don't worry it'll be canceled when Bioware is shuttered after Anthem flops. EA is just looking for the excuse now.
fd3c06 No.15820408
Why did this series get popular in the first place? The teaser trailer was ok, but everything else looked bland and uninspired. Even the fantastical terms and names are boring and obnoxious to enunciate. The art style was either incredibly muddy or dry contrary to the popular belief, I found that the most appealing art-style was Dragon Age 2. Far from a good art style, but there was something unique they could have expanded on. Whatever that was, was thrown out in favor of angularity and pure pastel. The games always looked janky and awkward. They always handled like garbage. The only slightly redeemable quality is the tactical camera. Why did anyone like this trash?
123bc6 No.15820462
>>15799968
>the most degenerate
current trend is pedos, but like anons have foreseen, the first steps will be suggestive dog whistling
123bc6 No.15820472
>>15820408
>Why did anyone like this trash?
soft porn for beta incels
000000 No.15821188
>>15819114
People asked how it was possible to butcher Mass Effect anymore after ME3 came out too, but BioWare proved it was still possible to reach new lows.
4f549c No.15821337
>>15799968
>>15799986
>>15799988
>>15800322
>>15800665
They combine bestiality, pedo and trannies into one being, a werewolf like animal transforming class that is actually hundreds of years old and worries about how the player likes them in what they consider to be their true self. As in their original humanoid form or transforms into their animal form. To make the connection more obvious, the animal form might look like the opposite sex to their humanoid sex.
cd568e No.15821368
>>15799968
It wouldn't shock me if they tried an old noble marrying a young child, and instead of treating it like politics and fucking shanking the man if he touches her before she is of age, they just say "love is love".
f0acb2 No.15821410
>>15799968
From the little I care to remember about DA lore those warrior dudes they for some reason turned into orcs or ogres or some shit from 2 onwards was invading and murdering the people in the Not Byzantine Empire of the mages, they'll probably thrown in some 'refugees welcome' crap.
aac6ea No.15827326
>>15821337
>>15799968
Pedo is too far it'll be Furries
5adc22 No.15827354
>>15827326
We've already had furries havn't we?
I mean there were werewolves in DA:O
Also after doing aliens in ME furries aren't as degenerate anymore
Now otherkin shotas sounds more likely, with a dose of transgenderism just to be sure
1c4478 No.15827458
>implying bioware will even exist post-anthem
Wishful thinking on their part!
51763f No.15827757
>>15827326
Dragon fucking if we're very lucky
9210e7 No.15827788
>>15803416
>respecting Tolkien's notion that dwarves are jews
I like this
3def7e No.15839820
6ae458 No.15839888
I remember really liking Origins.
bbbf0f No.15839938
>A teaser at the game awards that really shows nothing.
>Says in recent article it'll take 2-3 years to finish.
>Announcing this, right before their do-or-die game which looks like it'll flop Anthem is coming out next year.
I think they wanted some pity sales with announcing Dragon Age. If you don't support Anthem, you won't get this amazing Dragon Age we're working on. Just give us enough so we'll last 3 years and me might make a good Dragon Age game again.
4a035d No.15839978
>>15839888
Nice digits
It was good in its time
821404 No.15840041
>>15799991
>Game was was fucking great
Cuckman's Age was never great, the second and third just cranked up the pozz so much that it made the first piece of shit look good by comparison.
e87b55 No.15847849
>>15839888
Me too. It was a great game.