05645f No.15722709
Here is the new trailer of pokemon detective
Spoiler alert: They will never ever find his missing dad
i have a soft spot for the street fighter movie
what is your guilty pressure, anons?
4f32b0 No.15722951
f84a7c No.15722966
>>15722709
Mortal Kombat.
Both of them
f84a7c No.15722989
>>15722974
Also Pikachu is played by Deadpool actor Ryan Reynolds.
6b8931 No.15723037
Angry Birds was unironically better than it had any right to be, /pol/ maymays aside.
f352e4 No.15723071
>>15722709
>you never made a really crappy video game
>There will never be a mediocre multimillion dollar movie about the game you never made.
If only you had made that piece of crap anon…
9fd3a5 No.15723104
>>15722996
>paper shredder.
Trash can*
>wasting electricty to destory garbage that isnt even worth it
6f6e5b No.15723245
>Pokemon Company said this was okay
I'm not against the idea of Nintendo making movies, but who thought these renders were okay?
>>15722974
In what movie then should it be acceptable to have a black protagonist?
8a4981 No.15723279
>>15722709
>Feels like I have seen this trailer a thousand times before
>In a cringe overload I try to close this .webm
>Accidentally click the fullscreen button
>My browser freezes while still playing the soundtrack
Get fucked OP
391793 No.15723288
>Nigger MC
>Nigger MC who failed to become a pokemon trainer and now wistfully dreams about pokemon adventures
>MUH MISSING DAD (like that's weird for niggers)
>Ryan Reynolds as a snarky Pikachu because LMAO DEADPOOL XDDDD
>All those repulsive CGI pokemon that look like nightmare fuel because they are aggressively overly detailed and textured
>the entire thing looks, sounds, and plays out like a bad parody video you'd expect to see on some faggotry amateur CGI youtube channel
>Trying to wink at the audience with little shit in the background like an… "Articuno vs Steelix" poster and a picture of some of the other legendaries, who are LITERALLY FUCKING GODS in this universe, by the way.
>shitskin filled city that looks like babby's first cyberpunk dystopia in some shots
They actually thought this was a good idea.
eb9d1e No.15723354
Up until the chinks took over and the devs decided to care more about micro transactions than fixing the game, I actually enjoyed PUBG.
>>15722709
Also Bison made that movie somewhat bearable.
125b87 No.15723398
>>15723245
movies made in and watched in africa, seems pretty straight forward to me
9ff8bc No.15723410
>>15722996
just use a toilet.
05645f No.15723420
>>15723288
>All those repulsive CGI pokemon that look like nightmare fuel
The only thing i want to know about the movie is how pic related looks like and if they did add Gardevoir in the movie, i bet it would be a male
74e280 No.15723500
>>15723288
Don't forget, we also got Illumination's Super Mario as well to look forward to and I don't think Nintendo chose them because they make good animated movies but have decent box office returns. If they wanted a company that might do something different for a Super Mario animated movie they should have picked the company behind Kubo and the Two Strings and Coraline.
69abcc No.15723809
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>>15722709
It's somehow beating the Toy Story 4 teaser on YT in trending. Why are they making a fourth one? The third movie was a perfect, heartwarming ending and it'll probably be plagued with electronics and shit.
975664 No.15723836
>>15723809
>The third movie was a perfect, heartwarming ending
The third one sucked and was just a repeat of the second film.
c84f32 No.15723867
Something fishy is going on here. Now that comics are going to nose dive with Stan Lee's death, the Jews will go after anime.
52995f No.15723932
>>15723288
It's interesting how they chose a light skinned nigger so that the asian marker wont avoid it as hard as they did the Black Panther and the Star Wars movies due to having dark skinned coons as the MCs
Oh well, let it burn, I certainly wont be watching it
f2ce84 No.15723933
>>15723288
>who are literally fucking gods in the universe
in multiple games its implied there are multiple of the same legendary pokemon. Also most legendaries are not actual gods and are just considered legendary due to their folk lore surrounding them. In multiple pokedex entries its usually only rumored that they have these powers, of course box legendaries usually have time rendering bullshit going on but ones like the dog trio or mythicals usually are just regular pokemon you fucking troglodyte, play the video games before you make a retarded fucking post like this
02a62f No.15723945
>>15723867
They know that there will be a decline in capeshit after Avengers 4 since that movie is the climax of capeshit. If this movie, along with the Mario and Sonic movie get good critical and box office reception, expect Nintendo and Hollywood to build towards the Smash Bros cinematic universe. Of course, they'll not be using everyone in the Smash roster but expect Zelda, Kirby, DK, Yoshi, Punch-Out, Xenoblade, Mega Man, Street Fighter, Bayonetta, Star Fox, F-Zero, Mother/Earthbound and Fire Emblem to also get movies or netflix/amazon TV shows.
73bc2a No.15723957
>>15723933
Are you retarded?
975664 No.15723963
>>15723945
So, now it's time for vidya to die with a bunch of trash even LOWER than normalfags scurrying on in.
This may actually be a good thing since only one or two good games are coming every year, and video games are a much more expensive media to create, so just about every company would go bankrupt unless they're appealing to the people that actually buy and play games.
d52d80 No.15723966
<Pocket Monster dj - Festival of Champions
best pokemon manga coming through
52995f No.15723972
>>15723945
>a netfux Mother/Earthbound movie
Dead God please no, not this
52995f No.15723993
>>15723982
As long as you don't give them a dime that's fine
0304af No.15723995
>>15723932
>asian marker
you mean china, anon.
52995f No.15724004
>>15723995
Yeah that, thankfully their hivemind includes a strict anti-nig line
6fa059 No.15724005
>>15723982
no you'll be forced to watch it because your shitty normalfag friends are going to watch it.
0304af No.15724021
>>15724004
yep they are very racists against niggers.
6f899a No.15724032
>>15723420
I wonder if there will be a "Red Light District"moment with the likes of Gardevoir and Lopunny And Jynx for comedic relief
0304af No.15724054
>>15724032
Only if the movie was made by the french.
4908e4 No.15724058
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>>15724032
Already been done.
b1c766 No.15724112
>>15724032
My sides would be completely destroyed, if they would do that but I am aware that they won't.
9ddf72 No.15724113
>>15724004
> thankfully their hivemind includes a strict anti-nig line.
what about all the half black, half chinese babies showing up in africa now that china has economic interest in aids land? even the local blacks are compiling about "rich" (middle class) chinese men cucking them and possibley breeding them out of existence! (its kinda funny)
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adf554 No.15724151
>>15724145
Actually, the Chinese send anyone and everyone to the reeducation camps if they don't follow the country religion that is the "Glorious People's Republic of China".
4893fa No.15724184
Im going to watch it.
Paddington was fucking awesome. I wont let /v/ jew me out of having fun.
cac096 No.15724196
>>15724184
No
No fun allowed.
52995f No.15724259
>>15724184
It doesn't even look fun, it looks bland like Transformers, it's gonna have the same "omg talking X?!" and some basic love interest and a bunch of forgettable characters with mediocre CGI
54fd6c No.15724304
>>15724184
>I WONT BE JEWED!
>watches Hollyjew movie
This is your brain on Nintensoy.
0b2af8 No.15724417
>Pikachu is an obnoxious Seth Rogen-tier jew wise ass
Not only is god dead, but hes spinning in his grave.
919c14 No.15724602
>>15723945
Bayonetta already has a movie. It's very bad.
>>15724417
That's all the jews know how to write any more. It's every game script, every tv script and every movie script. It's like everyone is Ironman.
7fde59 No.15724604
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>>15722709
What would the Hollywood version of SPLAOON look like ?
The monster hunter will be set during the modern day war in Afghanistan.
5afca8 No.15724656
>youtube commenters are excited about it
Why do normalfags exist
350104 No.15724670
>>15724259
Michael Bay is based and all his Transformers are kino, although not nearly asgoodas The Rock or Armageddon.
7a8797 No.15725130
>>15724032
>"Red Light District"moment with the likes of Gardevoir and Lopunny
Would watch
200c39 No.15725555
Anyone got an archive of the first thread regarding this shitshow?
f8cfe8 No.15725610
>>15722709
>what is your guilty pressure, anons?
I actually like the Mario movie
f33459 No.15725650
>>15722709
>this is a actually a real movie
What the fuck? Who greenlit this? I thought Nintendo would be more protective of their brands.
91b8e3 No.15725669
>>15722709
What the fuck, I came in here thinking this was about the Pikachu detective game.
bea17b No.15725715
>>15722709
I want to _ that pikachu
de1489 No.15725732
>>15723037
ONE DAY WE WILL SHUT THEIR LYING MOUTHS
fc5394 No.15725749
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The best video game movie sadly doesn't exist.
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9f027b No.15725795
>>15724145
>talks about reason
>comes up with a blatant lie
Libcucks, when will they learn?
76ad99 No.15725799
Is this real? I stopped the webm when I heard pickachu's hideous voice because I refuse to believe they would actually do that and copy the movie Hop. Imagine Winnie the Pooh having Russell brand's voice, that will be next. Also a fucking mutt, they want me to look at him the whole time. Hollyjew destroys everything it touches. Some youtube fags could do it better
14ea3b No.15725803
>>15725715
I want to replace that pikachu with a normal 2D one. Then make tender, gentle love to her.
ce9383 No.15725808
>>15725792
Movies highly misinterpreted several characters, for better (Kano) or for worse (much worse, like Raiden)
9ff8bc No.15725809
>>15723836
Finally, someone agrees. 3 just rehashed the plot of 2 with more "feels". 2 Concluded perfrectly:
>Buzz: "You know he's not going to keep us forever. He's going to grow up one day."
>Woody: "You're right, Buzz… But I wouldn't miss it for the world."
9ff8bc No.15725812
>>15725808
The second MK movie indeed sucked in terms of story as it was this assclap of the storyline of MK 2 and 3 and a bunch of bizarre shit as a whole.
08198a No.15725816
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>>15722709
The postal movie, you could not fuck up the premise if you tried. it's just an excuse to do a bunch of stupid shit.
cdd1df No.15725818
>>15722709
>Pedowood gets encouraged by Player Ready One
>Proceeds to licenses to them, even though recent Vidya-movie adaptations were shit
>We're gonna use memes and CGI to get the audience!
>That retard Ryan Reynolds is gonna voice Pikachu
>I'm Detective Pikachu for his Memepool movie
>Bleached Nignog protag who's abandoned by his Dad
FUCK THIS SHIT.
FUCK THIS SHIT
5a8b9d No.15725828
I wonder how Braxien, Lopunny, Blaziken, Gardevoir and others will look in this movie
69fc1d No.15725833
What the fuck am I looking at?
08198a No.15725846
>>15725828
lopunny will be grade A fap material
d32eee No.15725849
>>15725828
>>15725846
>implying they will appear
>implying they won't just use a dozen different pokemons at most
919c14 No.15725862
>>15725816
The postal movie is boring. It should work as a cluster fuck but only like 2 scenes are any good. It should have been American pie with guns but it's just not. Uwe thinks just having Jihadists in a movie is funny or a ginger is funny and it's not.
>>15725818
Japanese entertainment is the new Jewish entertainment. It's subverting the West and doing extremely well in China. Movies like this are worth watching because it's Jewish investment VS Chinese investment in seeing what they can get away with. China doesn't want niggers but Jews demand them. Then you end up with the diversity problem of having to hook up a nigger with a chink which pisses off China even if they like the chink.
These movies are interesting as meta movies more than a real movie.
5a8b9d No.15725863
>>15725846
And Zoroark.
>>15725849
Lets hope it wont ruin too many pokemons.
b98639 No.15725864
It actually looks less like an inevitable trainwreck than I expected. It could potentially be fun, but probably won't be.
251666 No.15725866
>>15725828
They are very unlikely to appear actually.
Directors for that shitshow will use mainly Gen 1 pokes an few others that showed up in trailer.
919c14 No.15725870
>>15725864
It'll be fun as a mind fuck movie. It's so bizarre you can laugh at it and enjoy the ride. As a real pokemon movie? Shit.
>>15725866
There will be a shit load of cameos in the background. The focus will be Gen 1 but if you pay attention in the crowd scene you see lots of bug types too
da7eb1 No.15725896
>>>15725683
>Given license for a game set in bright colorful wonderland kingdom
>Ends up with a edgy, grungy city
How
4ccb68 No.15725937
>>15725749
I've watched 2 Mario movies, one official and one fanmade, and both are top-tier kino.
>tfw you will never watch this one
b897ac No.15726139
>>15725816
The scene you posted was mildly amusing as a parody of the patriotard bullshit retards have to actually believe to think Al Qaeda really did 9/11.
adf554 No.15726528
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>>15725816
If you're going to post the movie…
<At least post the full thing.
8a1d1d No.15726760
>>15722709
ofc it's a quadroon MC
f9c8eb No.15726770
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>>15725683
but anon, the hocus pocus
7fde59 No.15726781
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>>15722709
Rumored leaked end credit scene
>End credit stinger will be aryan Reynald Telling the black kid everyone wants to be the very best but no one even was
>The the camera zoom in on reynald putting a hat on the black kid reveling he was adult ash Ketchum all this time
The final credit will read Agent Ketchum will return
d3b6e2 No.15728004
>>15726528
WEBM that movie if you're so great.
e51a64 No.15728073
>>15725679
>>15725555
(Nice quads)
I'm assuming you're talking about this thread
>>15721702
Which means you should check the catalog harder. I'll archive it though, if only because of your quads.
http://archive.is/krjUZ
ae9855 No.15728382
I'm excited for this weird-ass movie. I hope it'll be like the Lego Movie and be fun out of nowhere. Fuck you guys.
89dcb9 No.15728408
>>15728382
Shut the fuck up you contrarian, corporate, cock-sucking faggot. Kill yourself.
ae9855 No.15728427
>>15728408
No man this shit is so fucking bizarre it's either going to be an incredible trainwreck or shockingly okay. There can be no in-between. Either way I wanna see it.
0582ad No.15728457
Maybe I could stomach it if it didn't have a fucking nigger as the MC. Gotta love how the love interest is a white girl too.
a8baf5 No.15728460
>>15722709
>Failure as a trainer
>Failure as a son
>Father goes missing
>Is crazy to the point that he thinks an animal is talking to him
578e05 No.15728482
>>15728427
>i willingly want to pay to see this shit
>it might be good
they always say that. why do they always say that. how can you be so idiotic to think this will possibly be good? how has society been so fucked that this thing can be considered quality just because "i thought it was fun" "i enjoyed it, thats all that matters" objectivity doesn't exist yet we must constantly be bombarded with stimulus supposedly proven to extract certain results from the receiver. we aren't even human anymore… these experiences are tailored for us and its disgusting that we react to it.
bbaf62 No.15728494
>>15728427
There is no problem wanting to watch garbage, just make sure to torrent it so that you don't give jews a penny.
ae9855 No.15728500
>>15728482
>i willingly want to pay to see this shit
When did I ever say that I had any intention of PAYING for it? You're taking this shit way too seriously. Get off your soapbox, this isn't /pol/.
e51a64 No.15728502
I'll probably end up pirating it out of morbid curiosity, definitely not paying (((hollywood))) for this desperation, though. At least it isn't the monster hunter movie.
52995f No.15728616
>>15728460
>father goes missing
His father is a nigger in real life, and probably in universe too, he didn't go missing he just straight left as nigs do
357511 No.15729376
>>15728460
The nigger can talk to animals because he is an animal.
d8b411 No.15733507
I'll watch it in theatres, don't care aboit some anons nit picking pointless shit. Easily a campy cheesy movie that won't take itself too seriously. Even better when the movie doesn't re-invent or re-tell the pokemon trainer story when the entire audience will know that shit by now. It's a buddy cop movie with pokemon. With the twist that 1 person can talk to a picachu.
Thank God it isnt a fucking "Boy teleported to pokemon universe and sees pokemon for 1st time in life." With 20 minutes of the movie explaining to audience what pokemon are.
CG looks a little off but not enough to be shit.
dcfd0f No.15733526
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The street fighter movie being bad is a meme.
RIP
7393a7 No.15733551
>>15722709
>don't be a complete and utter antisemite
>get everything you hold dear ruined eventually
Everybody gets the jews they deserve.
b7d9c0 No.15733558
>>15733507
>I will pay to watch jewish propaganda
Go back to reddit and never post here again.
9486ba No.15733622
>>15733526
Street Fighter and the first Mortal Kombat movie are probably the best video game movies. Granted, that’s not a hard title to claim seeing as the only qualifier is not being absolute shit.
e8de58 No.15733666
>>15733558
Are people like that even real? I always assume unironic consumerism here is baiting or shitposting.
7eeb07 No.15733763
>>15733507
It will still be marxist shit with nigger-apes, numale soyboy.
Waste your money, while we don't.
54fe2d No.15733843
>>15729376
Underrated post
9ff8bc No.15737543
>>15723809
Toy story 3 fucked everything anyway
>should have been about Andy growing up
>putting toys in the attic
>the toys are pulled out of the attic one day
>Andy presents them to his own kids
>the cycle is complete
instead
<andy is emo
<he gives the toys away to a little retard girl that he's known for 5 minutes
<this is supposed to be sad or emotional
At this point, I'd rather see nightmare pokemon.
c9c51e No.15738632
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>>15737543
Kids die of Polio
abf63e No.15745050
>>15722709
This shit is going to have a nigger in it for no reason.
caa3a2 No.15745060
>>15745050
>going to
It already does, the main character in the game isn't a nigger while the movie version of him is.
247c1b No.15745232
>>15724656
because you don't agree to the population control agenda of only 500 million people in the world.
70f5cf No.15745239
Does the Solatorobo ero animation count?
It only features fellatio, it's pretty lame
362616 No.15745265
>>15737543
Agreed, toy story 3 was stupid
0513fd No.15745294
>>15745239
>Solatorobo ero animation
5dfc40 No.15747024
>>15733622
The mortal kombat movies get a special pass because they actually made them about the video games.
Every fight scene they're imitating the moves in mortal kombat. The third movie I think it was even has the characters doing animalities with godawful 90s CGI. It's one of the few game movies that are actually about the game.
Otherwise the prince of percia sands of time movie is a good movie in general.
5afca8 No.15747034
>>15745239
>Solatorobo ero animation
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c77d33 No.15749631
>>15723420
HYPER REALISTIC DIRT-COVERED ZOOMED-IN FLESH WITH BIG PORES
2d6664 No.15750631
>>15722709
>what is your guilty pressure, anons?
The first few Pokemon movies based on the anime. Even Pokemon 3, which was the best Pokemon movie, I'd say was just decent at best, but they were enjoyable enough as a kid (and nostalgia to a lesser extent).
2d6664 No.15750638
>>15750631
why the fuck does this flag never go away? I used it once and have to remove it before sending every post I've made since
e8bf3c No.15750721
>>15749616
>>15745239
There's no dahak involved, is there?
73c918 No.15751251
>>15722709
Some adorable Bulbasaurs in there.
7cf5d8 No.15751358
>>15737543
I'm ceartain that the little girl at the end was his sister. He was also more preoccupied with college than what to do with his toys, explaining what you think was him being 'emo.'
2dd96b No.15760849
>>15737543
Toy Story 3 was a subtle bit of propaganda about how classic boys toys and collectibles should be given to girls. They want men to 'grow up' because so many are opting out of the cuckcycle with going neet and spending their money on actual valuables instead of useless shit women want.
2dd96b No.15760851
>>15728457
What I don't understand is why they didn't just change his name and make an OC donut steel character if they were going to black him. It's not like he was well known in the first place.
df04d2 No.15761136
>>15723500
>stop motion super mario, in Laika's style
God no. If you're gonna pair Laika with a vidya IP, pair them with Psychonauts, that actually fits incredibly well.
>>15737543
So it's just "we watch Andy grow up and the toys feel neglected" over and over? Sounds like a really boring plot.
ce9383 No.15761238
>>15747024
>because they actually made them about the video games.
>Screw half of the plot
Not really
120ea2 No.15761295
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>>15724113
China only has a problem with capitalist nigs. Properly educated Communist nigs are no different from Chinese as long as they build communism with Chinese characteristics. Watch for a second.
9ff8bc No.15765906
>>15733666
Hard to say, nowadays. Ironic shitposters bring in idiots who think they are in the company of friends.
f34781 No.15765938
>>15761295
Why do I get the feeling they’re more like second class citizens in China?
I just don’t see the Chinese nationalists taking niggers as their equal, communist or not.
1fbc5f No.15765985
>>15722709
I like the Double Dragon movie.
Mortal Kombat isn't a guilty pleasure because I love it completely unironically.
abf63e No.15767712
>>15761295
>black communists
Oh dear god no.
3ba3f6 No.15767719
>>15767712
That's…been a thing for decades, and the reason why Africa is still, largely, a third-world country. If the Muslims don't destroy the nations, the Communists are the ones that do.
fb1b2d No.15767740
>>15723932
Its actually a mongrel if you bother looking up the actor.
156d50 No.15767780
>>15767712
How is this a surprise at all? Rhodies were fighting these communist niggers way back in the 70's. Hell, the niggers even fought each other.
fc3fa3 No.15767813
>>15722709
Honestly this doesn't look all that bad to me. Compared to all the recent live-action vidya and anime adaptations, this at least looks tolerable.
de9a9b No.15768763