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File: cc18cf85d42c8aa⋯.jpg (36.15 KB, 696x696, 1:1, pikachu_pocky.jpg)

091919  No.15712631

First of all, apologies for the lack of halloween and Anniversary festivities. I've been quite busy with some real life stuff, so I wasn't really able to focus on it too much. Additionally my PC broke down on Halloween and the day before, so I was working on my computer for about two days. So my apologies for not contacting codemonkey to set up the music player and CSS switcher. I hope to ask codemonkey to do something for Christmas to make up for it. Additionally I really hope to do Harmony this year around february. I also had an idea for an event where the AGDG thread would just do a playthrough of their demos while on a livestream, but I myself am not so good with doing that type of stuff.

Moving on… due to the lack of response from Cerulean, we've decided to kick him off the team until he requests to comeback. He's welcome back any time he wants, but he needs to understand that publicly posting user history is unacceptable since it's a breach of both our guidelines and your trust.

Other than that things have been pretty solid. Please report people who are derailing threads by accusing OP of being a shill or are just derailing the thread for any reason. Just because someone makes a thread about a modern game doesn't make them a shill.

Now. let's do the Q&A till the Microsoft show starts.

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ad75f8  No.15712636

Fuck off faggot


091919  No.15712641

>>15712636

show me your bobs.


ad75f8  No.15712648

File: d682cdf24300a05⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.6 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 7e3874762f485b4fb37f3c6a4f….jpg)


091919  No.15712652


2a71ea  No.15712656

File: 491f824eee328e0⋯.gif (1.89 MB, 500x459, 500:459, 491f824eee328e0dc0619b10fa….gif)


520538  No.15712665

>>15712631

>Harmony

>this year

<around february

???


769f5f  No.15712666

File: 33ca91aec3687d3⋯.gif (3.63 MB, 480x250, 48:25, 1541693288880.gif)

>>15712631

Literally no-one cares about you. Fuck off, gay boi. Why is this thread even stickied? Pathetic.


6713e2  No.15712667

Microsoft show?


927369  No.15712668

File: 2a4c4c5e75b7809⋯.jpg (189.75 KB, 550x375, 22:15, 2a4.jpg)

I've been having fun the last few days. I like how things have been calm and we were even allowed to have a gaylo CE gamenight the other day


520538  No.15712671

>>15712666

Fuck♂(You) for stealing my digits. Also,

>downboating a sticky


a7542a  No.15712673

File: d72b90e8c28e760⋯.jpg (51.84 KB, 488x960, 61:120, d72b90e8c28e7602683f43752d….jpg)

bring back 4am i can't sit up late enough to make it on fridays because i have to be awake by 6:30 and i'm old


2a71ea  No.15712676

>>15712668

I agree, funny how the overton window has shifted as such so as to make nu/v/-tards think that Babby's first FPS is an acceptable game to announce enjoyment of. What a time to be alive.


1aac78  No.15712677

ANSWER THIS YOU FUCK

>>15711352


dc4919  No.15712681

>>15712668

We're not under attack anymore, now that the midterms have been done. That's why.


471d9f  No.15712683

>>15712631

Filter cuckchan phrases. Word filter zed to zed. Also, uphold on your wojak ban. Thanks.


091919  No.15712685

>>15712666

Thanks Satan, also we do these things every month. You should know this by now.


12c4bb  No.15712688

>>15712631

Would people be opposed to making the QTDDTOT thread a cyclical?


d14425  No.15712689

File: f57dfb361c82db1⋯.jpg (204.47 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 37298.jpg)

>>15712673

If Mark brings back 4am, why not bring back Waifu Wednesday as well?


a7542a  No.15712698

>>15712689

I don't really care either way about that one because I always just hid it instead of chimping out


2a71ea  No.15712699

>>15712688

Yes, because then the thread will Take forever to load and thus nobody will post in it.


927369  No.15712701

>>15712676

Gaylo has always been a guilty pleasure of mine; I just don't care about bootyblasted spergs complaining about something I enjoy


091919  No.15712702

>>15712677

At this point you can just ignore it.

>>15712668

>>15712676

Halo is just an FPS version of Mario Kart, there's much worse out there in terms of vidya. Also it's one of the few games to have a player count of over 16, which is ridiculous.


1aac78  No.15712704

>bring back 4am

>its already back

>its full of people that dont use imageboards

>they are literally discordfags using this site to circlejerk

>gaiboi mark allows them to shit on the site

why?


dab697  No.15712707

File: bdc6c2f07a43d35⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1173x780, 391:260, 592875349758794352.png)

>>15712666

>That filename

One of our biggest problems currently


7546bd  No.15712708

FUCK YOU MARK

BAN THINGS I DON'T LIKE

I'm glad you let the LOL thread happen, people here need to vent their shitposts

>>15712683

>Word filter zed to zed

Very good


d14425  No.15712713

>>15712683

>Word filter zed to zed

Really makes you think


091919  No.15712715

>>15712688

Yeah, it's also not a good idea in general.

>>15712701

Honestly, I'm hoping the /radcorp/ guys will do Samsara again this christmas. That was a really fun game night.


2a71ea  No.15712720

File: 10d90d225da5265⋯.mp4 (55.9 KB, 738x246, 3:1, dumbass.mp4)

>>15712707

>What is (u)


091919  No.15712724

>>15712708

I did, but I deleted it after a while since OP was a crossposter who needed to lurk more. Feel free to remake it though.


091919  No.15712729

File: ad512dcf7c3ff0e⋯.mp4 (245.81 KB, 854x480, 427:240, (you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(….mp4)

>>15712720

>Using (u)

why?


5cab84  No.15712730

File: 1326e9dd0b7fdb1⋯.png (113.98 KB, 344x381, 344:381, 563216514879789.png)

>>15712631

>I've been quite busy with some real life stuff

>Current year plus 3

>not dedicating your whole life to us


8097db  No.15712732

Mark Mann is best superhero.

>(Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na)

>Mark Maaaaaann!

>(Na na na na na na na na na na na na)

>Mark Maaaaaann!

>(Na na na na na na na na na na na na)

>Mark Maaaaaann!

>(Na na na na na na na na na na na na)

>Mark Maaaaaann!

>(Na na na na na na na na na na na na)

>Mark Mann! Mark Mann! Mark Mann!

>(Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na)

>Mark Mann! Mark Mann! Mark Mann!

>Da da da da da da da da da da da da da!

>Mark Maaaaaann!


dc4919  No.15712739

>>15712689

4AM threads, Waifu Wednesdays, Gamergate threads and Neptunia threads. The /v/our horsemen of apocalypse.

>>15712732

Thanks for reminding me about Katamari Damacy


20fcad  No.15712748

File: 7e4ac5590a54d3d⋯.jpg (217.37 KB, 599x462, 599:462, Tewi x Meiling.jpg)

>>15712702

>just ignore it

I'd like to see you say the same about waifu and rabbit threads.

>>15712724

Speaking of deleting threads, why delete the thread about Steam removing "A Key to Home"?


dab697  No.15712750

File: 8ac9ebb7462ebc0⋯.jpg (56.57 KB, 390x261, 130:87, 4759482323493734843.jpg)

>>15712720

Ok? Also getting this error now "Trying to get property of non-object /8chan/howitzer-base/http/post.php:1200"


d2ef35  No.15712754

>>15712631

>publicly posting user history is unacceptable

>He's welcome back any time he want

Really looking out for anons, huh mark?


72ed04  No.15712757

>>15712739

There's absolutely nothing wrong with waifu threads.


dc4919  No.15712761

>>15712757

I was strictly speaking in terms of age. These four are the oldest recurring threads here.


2a71ea  No.15712762

>>15712750

Is the howitzer base the site's new defenses against the alacrity daemon?


091919  No.15712765

>>15712748

>why delete the thread about Steam removing "A Key to Home"?

I slipped up while having coffee. sorry

>>15712750

I get that a few times as well.


8097db  No.15712766

File: 26d5228723a07f8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 54.14 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1053861.1482867785.jpg)

What do you call a Mark Mann with a gun?

Marksmann.


8f8d0e  No.15712774

>>15712689

You forgot about LOL threads. Mark unban LOL threads.


2a71ea  No.15712775

File: bf0e26f1b3b4875⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 230.82 KB, 474x349, 474:349, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15712766

What do you call a Mark Mann who takes away guns?

Marx Mann


2492b6  No.15712780

WHERE THE FUCK WAS PUMPKIN HILL YOU FUKKIN' FRUAD!


dad89d  No.15712782

>>15712766

>>15712775

What do you call Mark Mann when you see him on the street?

a kike


091919  No.15712784

File: a9e4d966d90dc57⋯.jpg (112.48 KB, 616x565, 616:565, a9e4d966d90dc5778defb48281….jpg)

>>15712766

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little spic nigger? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the hotpocket academy, and I've been involved in countering numerous secret raids from /ggrevolt/, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in gorilla hot pocketry and I'm the top hot pocket in the entire World Wide Web. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of personal army hackers across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your LEWDS folder. You're fucking banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mouse. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hotpockets, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Mod Tools and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of 8chan, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking banned, kiddo.


e06b44  No.15712785

>>15712631

Why the FUCK would you let someone come back to being a vol after they did some shit like that? That's a pretty fucking serious mistake. I also propose you remove all the wordfilters that aren't for filtering bad urls. They are fucking gay and serve no purpose but help faggots fit in better instead of getting publicly shamed like they should be.

>Other than that things have been pretty solid.

You call all the normalniggers and cancer on this board "solid"?


091919  No.15712787

>>15712780

Like I said, my computer was broken and I spent two days on it. The first day I spent like 11 hours just trying to get the liquid cooler connected.


2e7d43  No.15712793

Bethesda games need a containment thread so all the retards who want to "laugh" at the latest Fallout news don't make a new thread each time. There is no reason to have 3+ threads up.


2492b6  No.15712798

File: 80b9d81b4ed5a72⋯.jpg (29.07 KB, 750x573, 250:191, mama mia.jpg)

>>15712787

>The first day I spent like 11 hours just trying to get the liquid cooler connected.


091919  No.15712800

>>15712785

Well the reason we kicked him was to get his attention and to tell him to not do it again. I wanted to allow him to explain himself and understand that this shit is not allowed. If he did it again I wouldn't have had a choice, but other than that he did a decent job.

>You call all the normalniggers and cancer on this board "solid"?

I take care of them when they're reported. As you can tell we've had a busy month.


091919  No.15712803

>>15712798

Well the temps were really fucked up and it turns out that the shit was broken. I would get over 120 celsius and sometimes the damn thing would just turn off for being so hot.


ee0221  No.15712809

>>15712720

That's a 10 digit number you fucking retard.


d64430  No.15712810

Are you getting thinner or are you getting msucle-fatter?


d64430  No.15712811

>>15712810

*muscle*

FUCK


091919  No.15712816

>>15712810

I'm going the muscle fat route.


8f8d0e  No.15712818

>>15712800

Nigger, you're trying to be too nice. This is pretty heavy shit that he did, and he is a danger to the stability of the board and the mod team. You should not allow him to come back.


163104  No.15712820

>>15712631

There was bunch of faggots who didn't bothered to make archives for their articles or images recently.

Can you keep hammering these faggots until they learn their lesson?


091919  No.15712821

File: a9572b50400b85b⋯.jpg (172.67 KB, 1862x1048, 931:524, armyhowitzer.jpg)

ELECTRICITY DEMON BEGONE


091919  No.15712825

>>15712818

Well he only did it twice, if he did it a third time I would've kicked him.


2a71ea  No.15712826


dad89d  No.15712827

>>15712818

>the stability of the board and the mod team

wait are we still talking about /v/ or did everyone change subject and i'm lagging behind?


236eed  No.15712829

Mark I have a very important question

why does bing bing wahoo upset you so?


061d86  No.15712831

>>15712683

Let me test it out. zed. zeds.


061d86  No.15712834

>>15712831

This is good, thanks Mark.


091919  No.15712835

>>15712827

yeah, basically cerulean fucked up twice. No personal information was leaked since both OPs only made a meta thread and were using VPNs. But even so I find it to be unethical and not allowed by any means.


091919  No.15712838

>>15712834

Anytime.


d64430  No.15712840

File: 555df20d161447f⋯.jpg (80.05 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 8f8f8.jpg)

>>15712816

Oh no…

If you can't achieve the bara body, then definitely a huge disappointment.


d69151  No.15712844

fuck you mark


ee0221  No.15712846

>>15712826

The cuckchanner's filename had 13 digits, (u) only gives 10 digit filenames.


8f8d0e  No.15712847

>>15712825

>TWO FUCKING TIMES ALREADY

What the fuck nigger? I can understand if you let him off once, but two fucking times? You already saw that he fucked up once and that he didn't learn from it, what makes you think that the third time will be different?


d6c6c6  No.15712848

You need to make Wojaks banned as an official rule, and not just something that only you do Mark.


202fc2  No.15712850

whens the microshit


091919  No.15712855

>>15712847

Well he got kicked the second time.


091919  No.15712858

>>15712850

about an hour and a half.

4PM EST


061d86  No.15712861

>>15712835

So Cerulean was kicked out of your crayon squad. I'm surprised you would give him a second chance instead of finding a new color vol.


061d86  No.15712865

Also, Mark missed his opportunity of having his name be "Palette" to go with his moderation team color naming scheme.


8f8d0e  No.15712871

>>15712855

And yet you say that he is free to come back if he asks. It means literally nothing.


091919  No.15712874

>>15712848

It's pretty known to delete the wojack cancer. If anything I would be surprised if someone went over it.

>>15712861

Well we just did applications, also I value all of the members of my team. I don't see myself as some sort of leading figure. I'm just a guy that takes care of what needs to be taken care of.

>>15712865

Well Blue kinda invented that back in the day. I called myself something else if you remember correctly.


e06b44  No.15712879

>>15712855

Then keep him the fuck out for good. Sweet cake fucking christ.


dad89d  No.15712882

File: 911e48b7be4e73a⋯.jpg (10.57 KB, 320x180, 16:9, mutliculturalism.jpg)

>>15712861

maybe he's running out of colors,you can only blend so much before everyone ends up being Brown


091919  No.15712891

>>15712871

>>15712879

I mean, I don't wanna kick him simply because of a petty mistake. I think he didn't see the messages in the Slack channel, which is why we kicked him from the team. So he can ask "What the fuck?" and we'd just tell him how shit works again. After that if he did it again, we wouldn't let him back on.


091919  No.15712894

>>15712882

Well there's a reason we have everyone as colors.


061d86  No.15712898

>>15712894

Mark's Color Squad.


dad89d  No.15712900

>>15712894

Because you are a child and only understand things when they're color coded?


091919  No.15712906

>>15712898

>>15712900

No, it's too protect the teams identity.


061d86  No.15712911

>>15712906

Which makes me wonder why you never went with an alias and revealed your name and face?

It breaks the common sense of imageboards, no mean to disrespect.


202fc2  No.15712912

>>15712906

Makes sense. Protects identity and prevents namefaggotry to an extent.


277ce5  No.15712914

File: e354bd6d388923f⋯.png (612.41 KB, 1156x1079, 1156:1079, e354bd6d388923f2e4aea7cb11….png)

hello yes, I never get many (you)s so I would like some (you)s. reply to this post to give me a (you).

thank you in advance for all the (you)s.


091919  No.15712918

>>15712911

Because I'm a fucking idiot.

>>15712912

Yeah, basically.

>>15712914

(You)


dad89d  No.15712919

>>15712906

>>15712906

>it's too protect the teams identity

And what?Was adding numerical values to them like 'Vol1,2,3,4,5 etc' too complicated for you so you had to make it colors?Also do you pick the colors or do they?

Also also when did /vg/ take over the volafile room?


000000  No.15712920

please do not ban TOR because some nigger is spamming with it

some of us are legitimate posters or need to use TOR because of country laws

please consider just deleting the spam posts without banning


dab697  No.15712921

File: 68ca554c01c7227⋯.webm (97.74 KB, 480x360, 4:3, (you).webm)

>>15712914

I feel nice today


202fc2  No.15712922

>>15712911

What's to protect? He's Jewish!


d6c6c6  No.15712925

>>15712920

That's what the vols already do.


091919  No.15712929

>>15712919

/vg/ took the volafile room?

>>15712920

I'm aware, but what am I supposed to do? Like I try to limit it at an hour a part, but some faggots really abuse TOR like crazy.


061d86  No.15712931

>>15712918

>Because I'm a fucking idiot.

It takes a Mann to admit his mistakes.

>>15712922

He's pretty bad at being Jewish, he's more of a crypto-goy. Too bad he can never enjoy pork.


cfe0e6  No.15712934

>>15712929

>/vg/ took the vola file room

Which one? Everyone I see is dead.


20fcad  No.15712935

File: 25b2b82a49f4d5f⋯.jpg (103.03 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 25b2b82a49f4d5fdd121b48a49….jpg)


dad89d  No.15712936

File: 22c6f3b82d9b781⋯.jpg (246.33 KB, 1366x580, 683:290, CUCKED.jpg)


091919  No.15712940

>>15712936

unfortunate.


dad89d  No.15712943

>>15712934

>>15712936

that is the old volafile room,the only one that is actually active


c96806  No.15712944

>>15712914

Maybe (you) should get some impressive digits first.


1aac78  No.15712950

File: da4987f9464eb1e⋯.jpg (4.74 KB, 160x160, 1:1, 1539410064.jpg)


cbd1c2  No.15712951

>>15712944

damn son chekt


cfe0e6  No.15712952

>>15712943

Oh, well shit.

It still is called /v/ideogames so whatever I guess.


091919  No.15712954


000000  No.15712956

>>15712765

>I slipped up while having coffee. sorry

mighty suspicious thread to accidentally delete tbh


091919  No.15712957

dubs


091919  No.15712960

>>15712956

I was trying to get into the thread, either way feel free to remake the thread.


d6c6c6  No.15712964

>>15712957

You have to try harder then that Marky boy.


091919  No.15712966

>>15712964

make me


c96806  No.15712967

File: 81f469e9d6a142c⋯.png (397.42 KB, 599x403, 599:403, ACZ1.png)

>>15712966 (checked)

Mark why not change the song you've linked at the top of the page from The Unsung War to Zero?


52e57e  No.15712968

File: 8e697eb31c64cb7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 72.22 KB, 811x748, 811:748, Cool Totodile.png)

>>15712966

Ayo Marky Mann what's up


927369  No.15712970

File: 29aed82a5e94b75⋯.png (102.81 KB, 181x368, 181:368, 1451276143985-4.png)


202fc2  No.15712973

File: 3bbe98045172d4a⋯.png (15.73 KB, 284x102, 142:51, exp.PNG)

I usually try to say this once a year at least, but you're doing a good job of this board. The fact that a board hasn't erupted into civil war or chaos means the moddings good, and between the gamenights, manias, and uncommon time threads, I still have a lot of fun here and can't for the life of me think of another site I'd ever want to shitpost about games on. The fact that the board is still going is a testament to our autism.

Keep it up.


091919  No.15712976

>>15712968

Good afternoon toto

>>15712967

That's a good idea, I'm gonna do that right now.


dbede4  No.15712981

>>15712973

Says a lot when this board is in better shape than /k/ is

>>15712974

Let me help you with that

>>15703775


dad89d  No.15712986

>>15712973

in order for things to erupt into chaos and civil war means you must a population large enough for that to happen,this 'civil war' would be more sparse than a marvel movie,wouldn't even qualify for a 5vs5 skirmish at this point


52e57e  No.15712988

File: df9bdf83237bc39⋯.jpg (22.13 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Totodile is calling out th….jpg)

>>15712976

You paid that money yet? Or did you spill the coffee on the cash too?


091919  No.15712996

>>15712974

OP isn't doing anything wrong, but it may be a shill thread.

>>15712973

Thank you. I try to make it a fun place to use, but not overly chaotic like say /tv/. I try to have a balance of banter and actually talking about games. If /v/ isn't fun to use then why bother moderating this place?

>>15712986

According to codemonkey we get 500k people a day, that's a shitload of people. Also Alexa has us in the top 3,000 which is insane if you consider that it has over a billion websites in its database. So I think we're doing fine in terms of popularity.

>>15712988

No, I paid. I'm still hoping he gives me a partial refund.


277ce5  No.15713000

File: ef21c7d41462cba⋯.png (139.8 KB, 391x318, 391:318, 805e1b43eea7f0805a7c107be9….png)

>>15712944 (checked)

I'll follow your example and after this I expect double ration of (you)s

>>15712957

nice get mark 1 chance in 15712957th of getting that number, well done but now check these


091919  No.15713002

>>15712974

We'll get Links 2020 and Amped 4


091919  No.15713005

>>15713000

HOLY SHIT


c96806  No.15713006

File: 43bafe4af345c9f⋯.png (118.66 KB, 400x400, 1:1, belka template.png)

>>15712976

Excellent

>>15713000

EXCELLENT


091919  No.15713007


52e57e  No.15713009

File: 13d84b9baed61ba⋯.png (54.97 KB, 500x405, 100:81, Ay like it.png)

>>15712996

>Mark paid the cash

Great! Did you regrow a foreskin when you did and finally lift your Jewish curse?


7546bd  No.15713010

File: 46f1cd033603d13⋯.jpg (11.6 KB, 258x354, 43:59, 46f1cd033603d1376e691dc959….jpg)


dab697  No.15713012

File: a828a37e4b6d340⋯.webm (254.83 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Impressive.webm)


091919  No.15713014

>>15713009

You can't regrow foreskin toto.


dad89d  No.15713017

>>15712996

>wanting the placce to become more popular

you're not helping i know you're convinced you are but you're really not helping

Also

>Alexa

never heard of the bitch


a0f27c  No.15713018

File: c6385a6e9f3cac0⋯.webm (120.78 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 1541879855033.webm)

>>15712835

>cerulean got the boot over my phoneposted shitposting

You're are a seriously dumb nigger.


ee0221  No.15713024

File: e4556ab42fabd36⋯.png (103.54 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 5feb3d5439ca210fc86f37eaa2….png)


52e57e  No.15713027

File: 136510650cf110a⋯.png (45.32 KB, 400x300, 4:3, Coolest Pokemon in the lot.png)

>>15713014

>You can't regrow foreskins

You can actually, just take it from someone else, how about the millions of children you've circumcised in your lifetime


091919  No.15713028

>>15713018

He didn't get the boot, we were trying to summon him into the slack channel. but he disappeared.


091919  No.15713030

>>15713027

huh, I never knew that. the more you know.


20fcad  No.15713031

File: 7d75f6f3ef83bdf⋯.png (97.95 KB, 303x373, 303:373, 7d75f6f3ef83bdff0c450ded6b….png)


ed8678  No.15713032

>>15712631

just came here to call you a kike, that's all I have to say


d6c6c6  No.15713038

>>15713000

These are some nice trips.


52e57e  No.15713039

File: bc9e24785d52502⋯.png (1.8 MB, 4000x4000, 1:1, Curious Toto.png)

>>15713030

You owe us a Halloween Marky Mann and the Jewish bunch, whatchoo gon' do about that?


091919  No.15713045

>>15713039

Makeup for it by doing Christmas. Need to find someone to make the CSS though.


091919  No.15713051

>>15713046

Yeah, that's the only real reason to watch. Also muh forza.


52e57e  No.15713053

File: 3a18b03943de965⋯.jpg (80.38 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Wat.jpg)

>>15713045

>Can't do it himself.

Why even run /v/ you absolute personified bagel? Just give it to me, I'll do it justice.


c96806  No.15713054

>>15713045

Why not learn CSS yourself so we can bully your skill when you apply it to the board?


000000  No.15713056

>mfw cerulean leaked poster history twice

>mfw both times it was my history he leaked

>mfw now i only post through tor

fucking jews


7546bd  No.15713057

File: 6b4eb7bf31fdb6d⋯.png (48.48 KB, 217x204, 217:204, 1431863334513.png)

>>15712996

<According to codemonkey we get 500k people a day

>Half a million people on the website

>PPH of most popular boards is always between 200 and 350

Somehow I don't believe that


ee0221  No.15713066

>>15713056

Maybe if you weren't such a faggot


c96806  No.15713068

>>15713057

You never know who's lurking anon. Otherwise, it's probably the Chinese or the CIA


091919  No.15713072

>>15713053

No you won't.

>>15713057

You can't force people to post anon.


091919  No.15713076

>>15713074

If that was true then he wouldn't be pushing Goldwater so much.


52e57e  No.15713077

File: 7928d230b97be14⋯.gif (31.77 KB, 200x200, 1:1, Ayo watch me do dis.gif)

YOU READY FOR THIS?


52e57e  No.15713079

File: 781f099522caa5c⋯.gif (195.48 KB, 163x341, 163:341, Dance dance Totodile.gif)

BOOM


e9e9b9  No.15713083

File: 440ef2784232d14⋯.jpg (53.27 KB, 339x481, 339:481, 1393983012492.jpg)

>>15712996

>If /v/ isn't fun to use then why bother moderating this place?

Fun is subjective, and your idea of fun is fucking retarded.


dab697  No.15713085

File: 1bb7751b50c2881⋯.png (14.55 KB, 447x378, 149:126, 1468256629091.png)

>>15713074


ee0221  No.15713089

>>15713079

Cyndaquil is superior


091919  No.15713093

>>15713083

Well I don't wanna be completely strict like /a/ either.


dad89d  No.15713094

File: 669c1d052eb50e0⋯.png (152.48 KB, 1000x900, 10:9, 669c1d052eb50e02c01ba8a3f8….png)

>>15713057

Reddit is on the 2nd spot of the most popular sites in the world and 4chan is within the first 10 they both make tens of millions in traffic,so this place being within the top 3000 and having 500k isn't that hard to believe

http://stats.4ch.net/8chan/


000000  No.15713095

>furries running rampant on /v/

>mark does NOTHING


52e57e  No.15713105

File: 41774e15f48d0c0⋯.jpg (18.12 KB, 355x355, 1:1, Plushyedile.jpg)

>>15713089

>Cyndaquil

>A slit eyed chink looking Pokemon

>Firetype, so all the 6 year olds will only pick him


20fcad  No.15713109

>>15713095

Apart from the deltarune threads I haven't really noticed any significant change.


091919  No.15713112

>>15713095

Which Gondola would you fuck?


ee0221  No.15713115

>>15713105

Don't bring up gameplay elements, the games are trash. He turns into a fucking volcano badger while totodile turns into a lame ass water alligator.


7546bd  No.15713117

>>15713067

>>15713072

Well yeah, I made some very questionable math and of those 500k at best 1% or 0,75% is posting, the best meaning every single post on the site was made by a different person. I did lurk for a year plus before I started posting too, but what the hell, the lurker to poster ratio way bigger than I thought.


dab697  No.15713124

File: 141ffed47c5413c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 99.69 KB, 635x755, 127:151, 3490876704932.jpg)

>>15713110

>>15713112


52e57e  No.15713129

File: 4b88f4116b2c1d6⋯.png (113.01 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Here's to you.png)

>>15713115

>Got called out for liking a shit pokemon

>W-well actually the games suck anyway


dad89d  No.15713131

File: 50ec0b2d40e365c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 110.74 KB, 632x838, 316:419, frdge.jpg)

>>15713124

don't diss the fridge


000000  No.15713138

>>15712960

>I was trying to get into the thread

and you managed to ignore the "are you sure you want to delete this thread" prompt

>>15712996

>So I think we're doing fine in terms of popularity.

that's a bad thing tho

all kinds of cuckchan ecelebs are bringing in their trash followers here


ee0221  No.15713144

>>15713129

I know he's a shitmon, if anything that's evidence of how the games are shit. He just looks cool.

and he was the first starter I ever picked


091919  No.15713152

>>15713138

it was the morning, I fucked up.


520538  No.15713155

File: 5177418fbf42be7⋯.png (432.58 KB, 967x565, 967:565, Dungeon meshi (You).PNG)


62af23  No.15713162

reminder tyat mark is a 2014 newfag to imageboards and still cant run a board properly

v needs a better board owner than this cocksucking fqggot


bd003f  No.15713164

>>15713117

You also have to consider:

Someone who visits 8ch at work on their phone, and then later at home on their computer, will be counted as two people.

Most visitors will only be around for maybe an hour, and won't visit everyday, and obviously aren't posting a lot if at all. They might just be visiting to waste a little time between jobs or commercial breaks, like real fags.

Like phoneposters, plenty of people might be visiting through multiple VPNs at a time to maximize shitposting, annd may or may not be botting. Aaron Lawson is not the only one.

There are definitely, certainly, actually bots visiting this website. Not all bots will post. I'm sure several are just datamining, and may not even be related to spambots.


760f46  No.15713167

Allow rabbit rabbit, it is only a monthly thread.


ee0221  No.15713168


091919  No.15713174

>>15713162

but I've been around since 2009. You can't even type /v/ properly.


091919  No.15713180

>>15713164

yeah but the same could be said for every site.


ddc4b6  No.15713184

Friday night threads are data mining threads. If you looked at the lack of replies to posts and the OP's post count you would see that. The majority of posts are (1) with no responses, because the truth is nobody actually cares what you're doing except data miners. You shouldn't ban people for responding to someone who is clearly showing shill or obnoxious cuckchan/redditor behavior.


62af23  No.15713186


dad89d  No.15713187

File: 244c911f8921b47⋯.webm (179.64 KB, 720x306, 40:17, ebin.webm)


dab697  No.15713190

File: 00a141b0ff3ace0⋯.jpeg (9.01 KB, 240x219, 80:73, 1468536528668.jpeg)


ee0221  No.15713193

File: 20a74cbdd839aed⋯.gif (113.18 KB, 351x398, 351:398, 11235.gif)

>>15713186

Try again buddy, maybe you'll get it this time.

good bait


20fcad  No.15713194

>>15713167

It'd be nice to be able to do those again.


000000  No.15713196

>>15713184

what does shill even mean anymore

the anons in the gamergate threads have watered it down to mean nothing


734b69  No.15713205

Honestly I would be shocked if more than 10k people lurk 8chan let alone post here. People point at the active user numbers and pph but you should also realize that crossboarding IS a thing.


3dbdd4  No.15713206

>>15712631

>til the microsoft show starts

What is this?


a87a32  No.15713208

>>15713196

>tornigger complains about GamerGate

I wonder who could be behind this post.


091919  No.15713210

>>15713205

You should be very shocked then.

>>15713206

I'm gonna sticky it now.


760f46  No.15713213

>>15713196

Promoting corporate interests against cultural ones.

>hey look at how good this shit game is

>stop calling stuff out or complaining GG!


000000  No.15713215

>>15713208

that specific post was pretty neutral anon

nothing anti-gamergate there


a87a32  No.15713220

File: 1293de8264f11f8⋯.jpg (89.92 KB, 500x489, 500:489, 1293de8264f11f8f0e8d126240….jpg)

>>15713215

Sure thing schlomo


163104  No.15713221

File: a616b9f9aafd04b⋯.webm (3.36 MB, 480x250, 48:25, JEWS_RUN_HOLLYWOOD.webm)


091919  No.15713255

Alright transitioning to the xbox stream. Thank you to everyone for using /v/.


9d0633  No.15713309

>>15713093

How about for a start you become not a bumbling retard: don't moderate from your phone so that you accidentally delete threads while drinking coffee or taking a shit, actually get rid of the threads you said you'd get rid of ages ago instead of letting them linger, and kick fuck-ups off the god damn team rather than being wishy-washy about how they might not be dickstains a THIRD time. After you become COMPETENT you can worry about being strict or lax.

>>15713162

The problem is people are stupid; they go for the old 4chan board names. Even when imkampfy, the insufferable turkroach faggot, was shitting /pol/ to hell and back, it was still vying for top board and the only thing that got him removed wasn't being a shitty BO but pissing off Codemonkey beyond belief. Having a garbage board and a fucktard BO isn't going to change either the board or the owner; best you can do is go to another board and pray for the day when Mark fucks up so hilariously that either more people bail or he gets admin-booted, neither of which will ever happen with how limp-wristed he is.


9457b0  No.15713750

Mark I'll cut off your fucking balls if I see another shill thread.


ddc4b6  No.15713966

>>15713196

Astroturfing to sell a game. Pretending you're part of the board culture. Producing fake hype to sell a game..Having anti piracy statements and linking to a game and telling people to buy it.


25a6c8  No.15714134

>>15712702

>At this point you can just ignore it.

It isn't an issue of just ignoring things (which is fucking retarded in the first place). The point is that it breaks the rules and negatively contributes to the level of acceptable discussion on this board.

Seriously, tell me. Why is something like this allowed? The entire point of this website is that all the fucksticks who post there should make their own board and just suck each others' dicks without making /v/ worse.

>>15712800

I understand you don't exactly have legions of vols waiting to help you, but you can't allow people who fuck up like that a second AND third chance. The fact he'd even consider doing such a thing in the first place shows he's a faggot.


bac5ac  No.15714196

>>15713162

Not true. I know for a fact he was active on /mlp/ on cuckchan in 2013 at least.


cfce44  No.15714822

>>15712683

>>15712683

>zed to zed

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE WORD

CAKEKIIIIIIIIIKE


dab697  No.15714837

>>15714822

Probably z00mer, zed


dab697  No.15714838

yup


c7b90e  No.15714870

>>15712631

Hey Mark, Cerulean here.

My lack of a response is largely based on me being too much of an autistic loner to even slack. I worked in an office once and I don't want to experience anything even scarcely related to that in my lifetime. That, and shitposters would be likely to use my fuckup to their advantage, so might as well remove the weakest link.

That being said, I understand posting user history to be a severe abuse of power, but what I did is post a lack of user history. I didn't reveal shit about anyone's private life since it was an outsider making a meta thread with exactly one random shitpost under their belt. Again, it doesn't really factor in my decision to go radio silence, and in fact I don't really feel like requesting vol status again, but yeah, sure you didn't fall for D&C tactics here?

Don't worry though, I wont disclose anything I've read on slack. Despite this petty incident which is largely my fault, you're still cool in my book.


8e5774  No.15714878

File: 3e3b6e337b15f50⋯.jpg (133.94 KB, 600x746, 300:373, 3e3b6e337b15f50f3133168b26….jpg)

A few weeks ago a LOL thread was a allowed to exist without being anchored and it was fun. Does that mean they're back for good now?


8ccab8  No.15715538

File: b7fe44a40cd674c⋯.png (24.68 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 8.png)

>>15712683

>Word filter zed to zed.

On the one hand, less immediate derailing when cuckchan ilk crops up. On the other, I suppose this makes it entirely on them becoming confused by the filter to blatantly out themselves.


243c7b  No.15715549

>>15712683

Npc? (Testing)


91d537  No.15715921

>>15713057

most of our traffic apparently seems to be from hidden boards


d69151  No.15716485


8e5774  No.15716762

File: a6c4477db404d25⋯.png (17.63 KB, 757x64, 757:64, haha_mark_2.png)

>>15713095

>he doesn't know


7d7a32  No.15717577

Wait what got filtered? Was it NPC ?


7d7a32  No.15717579


000000  No.15718507

>>15712973

Counterpoint:

This summer was even worse than the summers beforehand, yet the vols did jack shit in the face of obvious cuckchanners, responded halfheartedly to blatant shill threads, resorted to bumplocking smash roster prediction threads at times where there were three bumplocked roster threads in the catalogue already, ignored rugarell threads for over a day and let shitposting derails run rampant, even in good threads. The reason /v/ has recovered is mostly winter /v/ being overall better posters than summer /v/.


000000  No.15718589

>>15713255

Hey Mark, how about you wordfilter cuckchan phrases like n0rmie and z00mer to "please report me" and ban the posters instead of helping them fit in (in the case of normalfag) or making them slightly less conspicuous (in the case of zed). Halfniggers who don't bother lurking will always bring the discussion down to cuckchan levels.


8e5774  No.15718736


091919  No.15722454

>>15714870

How did I miss this, either way thank you for helping us out and it's been a pleasure working with you.




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