09f280 No.15160351
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efb00d No.15160357
I'm a squid now
I FUCK KIDS NOW
I'M A SQUID
I FUCK KIDS
I'M A SQUID
I FUCK KIDS
5b9b2b No.15160387
>>15160357
But what about cuntboys?
f67776 No.15160411
Threadly Aniki
Cuntboys are inferior
It's a God damn race war on multiple fronts. Salmonids are inferior. The jury is still out on Octolings.
d963d0 No.15160557
>>15160354
That is correct.
a3ed84 No.15160714
Still waiting on Splatoon 1 online death day announcement.
b3dd81 No.15160755
Inklings are better than Octolings and it is plain to see.
Why do you think they won the great turf war in spite of having lower technology?
Octos even know they are inferior; the moment they hear superior squid music it inspires them to emerge from the underground and leave their octo life behind.
The only reason Callie joined the octo side was because of brainwashing. In fact Octarian society is so shitty that Octavio relies on opression and subjugation to keep them in line.
Octopuses rely on camouflage to catch prey and hide from predators, meanwhile squids are open-ocean hunters that can catch prey alone or in packs. The humboldt squid, for instance, has sharp hook-like teeth on each of its suckers used to ensnare prey, and can grow up to 8 feet long.
Plus, 10 limbs > 8 limbs. It's basic math. Also Pearl is best girl.
a2ded1 No.15160835
>>15160755
>Octopuses rely on camouflage to catch prey
This suddenly got very concerning. These octos have to be removed, before it's too late.
a3ed84 No.15161013
>>15160835
>Marina announces a coup d'état on live tv
>inklings find out octarians were preparing for an invasion this whole time, and the "agent 8"s in Inkopolis square were just cyborgs with preconfigured memories, made to distract them
>Marina's whole friendship with Pearl was just a front to get closer to her master DJ Octavio to help him break free
> the whole Octavio music mind control was just whitewash to make inklings think his rule over Octo Valley/Canyon was superficial
>the inklings fell for the inkantation meme, octolings adopted Orthodox Christianity and don't believe in voodoo music or pop idol icons
>tfw squids are pushed into another Great Turf War and have to deal with Octarian shit again
453b34 No.15161026
Pearl acts more niggardly than Marina and you know it.
Don't be surface level /pol/. Be advanced /pol/ and discern the wiggers trying to subvert your culture just because they don't have nigger skin.
447b2d No.15161110
I'm not the only one who did this, right?
d8a4a2 No.15161122
>>15161026
What if they're ALL niggers?
>obsessed with clothes and weapons
>obsessed with popular music
>obsessed with color-coded gang warfare
>all the food you can buy is fried
>can't swim
Commander Tartar was right, they're all inferior to humans.
153112 No.15161142
>>15161013
Perhaps this time they'll learn not to trust a octo
c35f37 No.15161163
Yo, just a heads-up. For the Inklings vs Octolings splatfest going on right now, Inklings are going to be named the winners in about 5-6 days from now. On July the 20th/21st. Until then,
Staaaay fresh!
d8a4a2 No.15161169
>>15161163
Reminder that Splatfest results are legally binding and one species will be confirmed inferior to the other for all eternity.
It's the law.
a3ed84 No.15161187
>>15161122
>Commander Tartar
>named after heart attack condiment
>making exactly what he's trying to eliminate out of "ooze" instead of starting from scratch and making sexbots
>passing on human knowledge when he could just go on and use his own skill to build off of it to make a knowledgebase far superior to that of humans
>choosing those he deems worthy to create a society based on this knowledge, only to observe and let decadence get the best of it so he can use them as his cattle
>the (((promised land)))
If you're going to go /pol/, at least take the entirety of the situation at hand from that perspective, or you'll end up going nowhere like the anons that had a paleoanthropologic shitfest in the other thread. Of course, Tartar could just be a figment of one of "Agent 8's" memcakez.
5b9b2b No.15161205
>>15161187
>Tartar
You mean Tartarus
d8a4a2 No.15161210
>>15161205
That makes a surprising amount of sense.
5b9b2b No.15161237
>>15161210
Say what you will about Nintendo's quality of games, but there's usually two or three levels to the puns behind names and shit
a3ed84 No.15161243
>>15161205
>>15161210
You mean to tell me that Callie, Marie, Cap'n Cuttlefish, Judd, DJ Octavio, Pearl, Marina, Mr. Salmon Run Bear, Lil' Judd, and Agents 3, 4, and 8 are supposed to represent the Twelve Olympians?
978db3 No.15161268
>>15161243
>Clash of the Krakens
a3ed84 No.15161278
>>15161268
I would buy the fuck out of that movie.
000000 No.15161779
>tfw super busy weekend and I coudn't really farm salmon run
D-do you guys accept 160 points as good?
And how many shitters don't know that the grizzco slother penetrates all armor?
dc1322 No.15161796
>>15161110
Yes
Something extremely obvious and simple and enjoyable was never done
until you did it
no one ever did it before you
0f9e5a No.15161850
>>15160354
I tried to find a mistake in your statement, but I couldn't.
ab1cfc No.15161860
Why haven't you accepted best girl into your life?
e23bbd No.15161870
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>>15161860
Because she is a nigger, and niggers aren't even best at crime, they just do it the most.
f6882c No.15161883
>>15161122
>never steal
>hard physical work as either a gladiator or a mercenary to buy stuff
nah
9cf761 No.15161918
>>15161870
>Being sexually attracted to an inkling with a huge forehead
You have poor taste in squids
e23bbd No.15161926
>>15161918
>being into niggers
>not wanting to rub your cock on Pearl's forehead
Enjoy your aids.
ab1cfc No.15161933
>>15161926
One day you will see the light.
e23bbd No.15161939
>>15161933
I have seen the light.
You won't though, because there's no light in a shitskinned nigger.
ab961b No.15162215
>>15161870
>>15161926
>>15161939
>Basing your choice of best girl entirely on color palette
>Being so deep in the /pol/ kool-aid that you'll pick a forehead-gremlin over anything even vaguely associated with the color brown.
Tell me anon, are these niggers too?
e5cd3c No.15162283
>>15162215
>implying skin colour is a just a different colour palette
So is this just a different coloured white man?
e23bbd No.15162343
>>15162215
Niggerdom is not just skin-deep. And I wasn't a fan of Pearl at first, but she grew on me. She's a cute. Young and impressionable, I wanna bully her gently, but take good care of her and make sure that she becomes good housewaifu material.
With Marina, she strikes me as the type who's slept with the entire sportsball team by the time she's fourteen, and she's incapable of feeling affection for anyone at this point.
3ffcdc No.15162384
>>15162343
This. I can't believe coalburners are defending Marina - then again, they're filthy degenerate coalburners so I am not totally surprised.
Pearl is pure and a child at heart - in other words, a certified virgin, unlike Marina.
5cd69d No.15162477
>>15162283
You’re literally comparing apples to oranges right now by. Which of his facial features does marina have? Literally none because she has a generic anime face.
c4d392 No.15162495
>>15162384
>>15162343
>With Marina, she strikes me as the type who's slept with the entire sportsball team by the time she's fourteen, and she's incapable of feeling affection for anyone at this point.
>Pearl is pure and a child at heart - in other words, a certified virgin,
Are you guys just making up shit for your own little world? Maybe I can believe the whole child at heart stuff based on dialog but what the fuck has Marina said to make you think something so specific as that. This sounds like Tumblur "head cannon" shit. Tell me is anyone a secret genderfluid demiboy too?
e23bbd No.15162504
>>15162495
Marina has the typical characteristics of a twitter-loving roastie and is a sheboon on top of that. The example could not be more fitting.
5cd69d No.15162518
>>15162504
>generic anime moeblob face
>none of the characteristics of sheboon like large nose
>call her a sheboon
299e00 No.15162528
>>15161026
>niggardly
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
c4d392 No.15162579
>>15162504
Could you explain please, I just pulled out my switch and her face looks like a squid face. Nothing she says in the DLC comes off as a 'twitter-loving roastie' or a 'sheboon' looking at stuff for of the hook 90% seems like generic shit the squid sisters could say too.
031112 No.15162700
Goddamn that Marinated Top from the Marina amiibo gives the girls tits and shows midriff. YES YES YES
ed6e1e No.15162853
>>15162700
The life vest from Salmon Run has no shirt underneath too.
e3972a No.15163249
>decide to replay the octavio fight for no reason
>dat new dialog
d8a4a2 No.15163320
Race wars were a mistake.
5b9b2b No.15163401
>>15161939
WE wuz white people and shieeet
e3972a No.15163531
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>>15163401
*get's butchered for magic rituals*
Have a pearl so I'm on topic
240391 No.15163642
>Fictional Japanese moeblob is a nigger because she has dark skin
There's more to being a nigger than just skin tone.
ab961b No.15163670
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>>15162343
>>15162384
>Pearl
>Pure
>Young and impressionable
Except she's the older of the two and used to be the lead singer in a heavy metal band. She's 3 years older than Marina and taught her how to live and act in inkling society. If you don't like how Marina acts you can blame it squarely on Pearl.
>>15162283
>>15162504
>color palette
>sheboon
What sheboon characteristics does Marina have? Please enlighten me, because I don't see them. This isn't like some mainstream AAA game where their faces are based on real actresses, they're cartoon squids with no relation to modern humans. Some anon did do a palette swap of the two a few threads ago and yeah, it fits for both of them. Nintendo could have swapped their color palettes before release and none of you would have noticed. You all are just assblasted because they decided to color a cartoon character brown. It's hilarious.
e3972a No.15163679
>>15163572
Jap, that's the cover
>>15163642
I'm sure being into HipHop and being a refugee from some shithole have nothing to do with it.
Also Marina has a skin color that one doesn't just get through tanning. Meanwhile what you're showing is a genetic defect. That guy born with no limbs is still a human even though those usually come with four of them. Those albinoniggers are still niggers, just with a genetic defect.
>>15163670
>Some anon did do a palette swap of the two a few threads ago and yeah, it fits for both of them.
No, everyone agreed that black pearl just looks meh and white marina looks disgusting.
3ffcdc No.15163701
>>15163670
>What sheboon characteristics does Marina have?
Long nails….oh, and she's black, you fucking dumbass
d8a4a2 No.15163703
>>15163679
>I'm sure being into HipHop and being a refugee from some shithole have nothing to do with it.
Pearl's the one into hip-hop, Marina is more of an R&B singer.
ca9645 No.15163723
>>15163701
Doesn't look black to me
572e08 No.15163750
>>15161187
What. Tartar is a kind of raw meat dish.
ab961b No.15163761
>>15163701
Except previous comments have established that she has characteristics besides her darker skin:
>Marina has the typical characteristics of a twitter-loving roastie and is a sheboon on top of that.
>Niggerdom is not just skin-deep.
>implying skin colour is a just a different colour palette
So is it because of her color palette or is it not? She isn't human, not to mention that we know that inklings/octolings are fully capable of freely changing the colors of various parts of their body, so how can we definitively place her within the confines of a racial structure made for a completely different species that can't do any of those things? Just admit that you all have an autistic hatred of anything brown, since we're calling fictional non-human non-mammalian characters niggers now.
3ffcdc No.15163779
>>15163761
How hard is this to understand you fucking drone? She has black skin when most of the other characters have white skin. She's a fucking nigger and she dresses like one, too. Face it.
d8a4a2 No.15163798
>>15163750
Most people think of tartar sauce instead.
572e08 No.15163805
>>15163779
She doesn't have any other phsyical black characteristics, though. Can't these fictional monsters change skin colour at will anyway?
d8a4a2 No.15163816
>>15163779
>How hard is this to understand you fucking drone? She has black skin when most of the other characters have white skin. She's a fucking nigger and she dresses like one, too. Face it.
<race is only skin-deep
3ffcdc No.15163819
>>15163805
>She doesn't have any other physical black characteristics, though
Okay, and? What more do you want? She's black, and that's all that matters to any sane non-coalburner. That's also what makes her automatically worse than Pearl.
572e08 No.15163823
>>15163819
To pull out this picture, again, I find the features far more unattractive than the colour itself.
558a1d No.15163831
>>15163761
This is getting "Miranda isn't furry" tier.
240391 No.15163832
>>15163679
>Those albinoniggers are still niggers, even though they're white
>but Marina is a nigger even though she has no "black" qualities besides the color of her skin
Make up your mind, autist.
ffd899 No.15163834
I'll stick with Callie and Marie thanks.
d118a7 No.15163835
89abf2 No.15163836
>>15163823
>I find the features far more unattractive than the colour itself.
Fucking this. I'd take a nig with Caucasoid features over a white with Negroid features any day.
abf02c No.15163837
>>15161187
>>15163750
>>15163798
Tartar is a raw dish, Tartare is a mayonnaise variant with capers and cornichons
d8a4a2 No.15163848
>>15163837
I think you have that backwards, because I search "tartare" and all I get is steak tartare dishes which are raw meat, while "tartar" gives me a mayonnaise-ish sauce.
240391 No.15163863
On-topic; dumping some stuff from the Salmon Run shift yesterday, and a greentext for good measure.
>first wave, low tide
>I get the shotgun, and all my teammates get the bucket
>first boss that spawns is a Flyfish
>All three of them throw grenades at it
We lost.
ffd899 No.15163941
Is Agent 4 canonically a male or female?
ab961b No.15163953
>>15163941
Since Agent 3 is probably canonically female they'll probably make agent 4 canonically male.
d8a4a2 No.15163972
>>15163941
I see Agent 3 as a girl, Agent 4 as a boy, but Agent 8 is a toss-up since the trailer used a girl but the manga uses a boy.
5b9b2b No.15164003
ab961b No.15164026
>>15163972
The way I see it, the manga is a similar-but-parallel continuity to the games. Agent 8 could canonically be female in the game continuity.
a3ed84 No.15164041
>>15163863
I am sorry for your loss. I can't say I feel your pain because I don't have Splatoon 2, it sucks being a pirate.
3b4656 No.15164155
DAY OF THE NET
DAY OF THE NET
DAY OF THE NET
DAY OF THE NET
DAY OF THE NET
DAY OF THE NET
DAY OF THE NET
DAY OF THE NET
DAY OF THE NET
503a18 No.15164584
I can tell the shitters are still in Profresh. I hope they get gone fast, because next rotation will be hell if I have to carry them with an Inkbrush.
I also managed to do something odd to a Steel Eel that was following me.
ffd899 No.15164602
>>15164155
Octolings can slip though the net in octopus form, dummy. What a shit forced meme.
>>15163953
>>15163972
Octo-Expansion made Agent 3 canon female. I'm pretty sure Agent 8 will be canon female as well since that's her most popular design. I'm hoping Agent 4 is canon male. N-not because I want /ss/ with Marie or anything.
d8a4a2 No.15164817
>>15164602
>Octo-Expansion made Agent 3 canon female.
How so?
3b4656 No.15164868
>>15164602
Fine-
DAY OF THE FRYER
FRY THE OCTOS TAKOYAKI NOW
cd6a9b No.15164901
>>15164868
>not day of the roller
If you are going to do race war memes at least do then right.
5a79b1 No.15164926
>>15163761
You are a niggerlover and will burn with the oil you love so much.
3b4656 No.15164932
>>15164901
See you on the battlefield octonog.
ab961b No.15164937
>>15164926
Hi /pol/
>(1) and done
Bye /pol/
c549ea No.15164946
I still can't decide on a team to play. I'm currently running around as an Octo since finishing the DLC because I'm too lazy to switch back, but I don't know.
09f280 No.15164953
>>15164946
Stay with the Octos anon. It's fun and you should enjoy it for a while longer
a4ad6b No.15164957
>>15162215
>>15162283
>it's all just a color
pic related. These are fellow white folk and they should work to preserve muh white race
>>15162477
>literally comparing apples to oranges
>when he's literally comparing a black man to white men
End yourself. Literally, kill yourself.
09f280 No.15164966
Where the hell do you absolute inbred retards come from arguing about race in a game about sea creatures shooting ink at each other
c549ea No.15164979
>>15164953
After reading all of Agent 8's poetry, I really empathize with her and want her to have a fun time in a splatfest.. but my autism demands I overthink this.
09f280 No.15164985
>>15164979
>After reading all of Agent 8's poetry, I really empathize with her and want her to have a fun time in a splatfest.. but my autism demands I overthink this.
There is nothing wrong with you thinking about it anon, it shows that you really care. But I know you will protect that smile
ab961b No.15165032
>>15164957
Boy golly gee we sure are getting a lot of (1)s all of a sudden
>Completely missing the point
Gee what a surprise. For the last time we aren't talking about humans here, we're talking about squids. Stop bringing race up every time you look at something brown and focus on shit that matters.
>>15164966
Idiot /pol/acks decided that 2D=3D all of a sudden and I get to laugh at idiots. It was a win-win for a little while. I'll just stop replying to them now, sorry.
>>15164979
No need to overthink it anon. Agent 8 deserves all the fun inkopolis has to offer.
536076 No.15165053
Will they ever be friends again?
09f280 No.15165071
>>15165053
They always reminded me of Madara and Hashirama I hope they can become friends again, Bonus points if they have some huge battle in their prime somehow that makes all of the other battles seem like a joke.
ab961b No.15165074
>>15165053
Will agent 4 ever have a platonic life-partner?
ffd899 No.15165079
>>15165074
A threesome with Agent 3 and Agent 8.
503a18 No.15165082
>>15165074
Agent 4 doesn't smell horrible, unlike Agent 3. She should be more approachable and capable of connecting with people.
ee6217 No.15165107
>>15162603
I approve of this.
192c95 No.15165131
>>15164966
>literal thread themed after race war memes
Gee, kike, I wonder how that could have happened.
>>15164937
>not switching IP's regularly
>>>/reddit/
ab961b No.15165149
>>15165079
Agent 4 and Agent 8 are cuter together than I'd expect.
What if Agent 3 is into NTR?
a4ad6b No.15165162
>>15165032
>(1)
Was it you who reported me?
>missing the point
You too, faggot. My point was that skin color doesn't mean a god damn thing. Stop obsessing over people not liking brown and focus on shit that matters, like calamari >>>>>> pearl harbor
cd6a9b No.15165174
>>15164932
I'm on team squid though.
c549ea No.15165217
Welp. I'm officially team octo. May Cap'n Cuttlefish have mercy on my soul. I should be fine, since he doesn't see species.
09f280 No.15165225
>>15165217
You made the right choice anon. Glad to have you aboard and it's nice to see you fighting to protect her smile
4ab408 No.15165249
>>15165217
Octopus > Squid.
It's a fact.
ffd899 No.15165276
>>15165149
I said "threesome" as harem ending. Both Agent 3 and 8 are together with Agent 4. And Agent 4 will force Agent 3 into proper heigine.
ab961b No.15165287
>>15165217
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
jk tho we're happy to have you on team octo, you made the right choice.
>>15165162
>Was it you who reported me?
Wasn't me, but I'm glad it happened.
>>15165249
Your picture reminds me. the lower-ranked Octarians are supposed to be mutated cuttings of DJ Octavio's tentacles, right? Since Octolings and Inklings are supposed to have almost the same if not identical capabilities, does this mean that Inklings also have the ability to produce Inktarians?
ffd899 No.15165323
>>15165287
Probably not. That technology seems to be beyond Inkopolis's needs at the moment. Also if you think about it why would you need to make expendable mutated tentacle monsters when you have spawners that revive your own fighters every time? Inkopolis has an ubundance of power. Cheap expendable tentacle monsters aren't necessary.
Also is there an Agent 5 yet or is that reserved for next game?
52b6c5 No.15165327
>>15165292
Come on man, it was pretty obvious where that guy was from.
240391 No.15165337
Objectively correct Grizzco weapon tier list:
Charger > Slosher > Blaster > Brella
Grizzco Charger:
>incredible range
>pierces enemies
>enough firepower to delete nearly every boss quickly and from a safe distance
>user can recharge ink immediately after shooting (no delay)
>can ink lanes in an instant
>great under pressure
>always inks under user's feet
<does not ink walls very well
Grizzco Slosher:
>massive damage
>pierces everything
>can OHKO a Flyfish
>can kill Drizzlers through their umbrella
>can kill Scrappers through their armor
>can kill Steelheads with bodyshots
>can kill Grillers with bodyshots
>can pierce the Mothership and kill the egg carriers like the stingray
<extremely slow; hard to kill Flyfish or egg carriers while they're moving
<uses tons of ink; only 4 shots per tank
<long delay before user can recharge ink after shooting
<vulnerable under pressure / during high tide
<does not ink well
Grizzco Blaster:
>rapidfire with good damage and spread
>slightly more firepower than the brella
>user can KO a Drizzler in one cycle
>user can recharge ink immediately after shooting (no delay)
>great under pressure
<less ink coverage than the brella
Grizzco Brella:
>rapidfire with good damage and spread
>best ink coverage of all Grizzco weapons
>great under pressure
<less damage than the blaster
<user can not KO a Drizzler in one cycle
<short delay before user can recharge ink after shooting
Debate me on this.
09f280 No.15165352
>>15165162
That was actually me who reported you. I ain't gonna let autists derail this thread again.
ab961b No.15165365
>>15165323
>why would you need to make expendable mutated tentacle monsters
Cheap workforce? All that infrastructure doesn't come from nowhere, not to mention who do you think cleans up the arenas between matches?
Also as far as I know there isn't an Agent 5 yet. So long as Splatoon 3 sticks with the singleplayer traditions the first two games have set that should be the MC of that game though honestly I'm really hoping that they'll break the mold a bit and make it Octo Expansion tier rather than just the copy-paste octo canyon 1 & 2 have. Octo Expansion really set a new bar for Splatoon 2 singleplayer
74f8ca No.15165410
>>15162343
I like Pearl a lot more than Marina
ffd899 No.15165446
>>15165365
I just thought of something crazy. What if there's an Agent "9" of the Squidbeak Splatoon. And agent 9 is a "mermaid", aka a genetically engineered salmonling. The number 9 looks like a fish. Though I imagine a salmonling game having it's own spin-off game with vehichles using the same engine as Splatoon.
Why a spin-off with vehicles? Because salmonlings are vertibrates and can't do a lot of tricks cephalopods can like hiding and swimming in their own ink. Plus salmonids don't hae ink. They instead have slime. Perhaps one twist for being a salmonling is that your character can actually swim IN water. In fact water is where you assemble your vehichles together in the first place. Water is also your fuel so you have to manage your vehicles fuel as you traverse through the levels. You can't hide in slime, but you can use slime you lay out as road for your vehicles which prevents them from wasting 85% water. Plus wading in slime replenishes your weapons and shields.
Also Agent 9's primary weapon is a frying pan attatched to a Swiss army knife that has a comb, a monkey wrench, and a screwdriver.
7190cf No.15165462
>>15162215
I LIKE PEARL BECAUSE SHE'S A CUNT.
THAT'S ALSO WHY I LIKED MARIE
CUNT'S ARE ENTERTAINING
09f280 No.15165479
>>15165462
That is a good answer anon
ada153 No.15165597
To anyone who values their profreshional rank in salmon run:
Don't play the next, I'd say, 3 shifts. The grizzco weapon shift boosted a bunch of overachiever and low-profresh to higher ranks undeservedly. You WILL get a team that can't play and is always dead, guaranteed.
my poor 400..
0a1439 No.15165735
Why is this a nigger lover thread?
d8a4a2 No.15165768
>>15165217
I'm still sad they gave the Octolings Terminator shades. I liked those goggles more and would gladly wear them instead.
96b62d No.15165875
>>15163723
Top tier choice
2447ed No.15166446
i dont like the hair options for octolings
2447ed No.15166450
this place really went to shit after /pol/s migration. funny how they like borders and segregation so much but are so unwilling to abide by them theirselves.
0823c9 No.15166488
>>15165337
I think the Slosher doesn't really fit in a tier list. It's penetration ability is so downright gamebreaking that you'll always want one. I mean, it entierly breaks the mecanics of 4 bosses and still deals well with most others, save for Goldie and Maws. However, more than any other weapon you need someone to babysit the Slosher as they just don't have the ink to deal with lesser salmonids, especially chohoks that they can't oneshot.
I'd place the first Slosher on place one and any futher ones at the bottom, assuming teamplay.
Also assuming the player knowing what the slosher does and bullying Drizzlers and Flyfish all day. If they don't, the weapon sucks hard.
d8a4a2 No.15166492
>>15166446
I think they're alright. The girl's are fine, and the boy's dumb gay mohawk kind of grew on me after a while, it looks better in a real outfit outside of Octo Expansion.
>>15166450
I'm hoping the threads will calm down after the Splatfest. After the salt dies down that is, which at this rate may take months, or even a whole year.
cafd24 No.15166496
>>15162603
I looked at this and still preferred the loli. It really isn't just the brown. I like Pearl's outfit as well as her short/petite body type better. Pearl's enormous five-head doesn't detract enough from those things nor does swapping her palette.
Pearl is simply the more appealing design overall.
d8a4a2 No.15166502
>>15166496
Plus she has the one thing that makes any girl perfect: lodsemone
8bde01 No.15166505
>>15166496
>emptying your bottle onto octolings instead of squids
2447ed No.15166510
>>15166492
im just butthurt because i really adore the hair on the enemy octolings or even marinas. im guessing the reason theyve been given a tamer look is so that its compatible with the available headgear. it can certainly work, i was just hoping for something a bit more cartoonish.
d8a4a2 No.15166517
>>15166510
I see what you mean, they're definitely underwhelming compared to the genuine article.
a2ded1 No.15166522
>Salmon Run
>Glowfly waves after the grizzco rotation
>Team all over the place
>Only people gathering up near basket are ones with slow fire weapon if lucky
>People break up immediately to go collect a single egg out of the way
>General mayhem and wipes on waves that should be easy
Thanks Mr. Grizz, I sure like these new co-workers.
000000 No.15166527
>Marina was once a combat engineer for the Octarians, having graduated from elementary training at only 9 years of age after skipping multiple grades. She went on to play a part in designing the Flooder and enhancing the Great Octoweapons. During the events of the first Splatoon, she had received multiple commendations as part of DJ Octavio's wasabi supply unit, but deserted shortly after hearing the Squid Sisters' Calamari Inkantation. According to witnesses, her only comment was "This changes everything." When she first arrived at the Inkling world, she did not understand the language and had to learn it from Pearl.
Sounds like the octonigger had a rough life. After hearing and seeing how superior the Inklings' culture and music were, she soon became sanitized and literate with the help of a midget.
d8a4a2 No.15166562
>>15166527
Still not as bad as Agent 8 though.
>have a revelation from squid pop singers
>be stuck in the Octarian Army for two years afterwards
>two years of constant longing and confusion
>get your ass kicked by a squid
>wake up in the plot of Portal without your memories
>get put through the wringer doing lab rat tests with bombs strapped to you to get your memories back
>your only companions are a rapping senior citizen, two voices on a radio, an amnesiac gentleman, and the sea cucumber who keeps blowing you up
>keep going through the constant promise of reaching the home you've always wanted but never had on the surface
>get put into a blender by an insane AI created by a long-dead precursor race
>get caught up in insane AI's plan to destroy the home you haven't even stepped foot in yet
>save the world
>then have a grossly unfair mental crisis that you have to overcome just to muster the confidence to pick up a hairpin
>finally arrive at your new home to live the life you've desired for two years
>immediately get thrown into a race war
65557e No.15166574
new /pol/ themed poll
http://poal.me/8am6vn
dc1322 No.15166583
>>15166562
>>then have a grossly unfair mental crisis that you have to overcome just to muster the confidence to pick up a hairpin
OK that one made me laugh thanks anon
000000 No.15166701
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15161169
Article 3 Section 2 of Splatfest Law
The option that won a Splatfest is better than the one that lost.
It is also apparently a violation of the law to disagree with the results, according to vid related. Once this latest splatfest is over and Inklings are rightfully deemed the superior race, the opinion that "octolings are superior" will both wrong and illegal.
ffd899 No.15166786
4e5f50 No.15166865
>>15166701
>>15161169
>>15166786
There's going to be a lot of butthurt after this Splatfest. I'm surprised so many people are as vocal about their pick this time around. A lot of people will be eating crow once the results are in. I want everyone to know that I still support you, right or wrong, after the Splatfest is over. It's a god damn race war, though. May the best cephalopod win.
ffd899 No.15166904
>>15166865
Well if Octolings lose you can play F*ck the Police in protest and have the authority to kill the majority.
f44a7b No.15166933
>>15163831
but wuld u fug her
ab961b No.15168216
773f6a No.15168259
>>15166904
Thats a sure fire way to get your nigger ass exploded by C.Q Cumber
ab961b No.15168449
>>15168259
But how can he explode you if you aren't wearing his stupid special ink tank?
e3972a No.15168485
>>15168449
>he thinks C.Q. didn't rig every ink tank already
9ab36b No.15168546
>>15168449
Agent 8's the only (surviving) Octoling who's seen the Kamabo ink tank; if it was given out to all the other reformed Octolings, they'd all pull a Callie and wear it "because it looks cool".
773f6a No.15168558
>>15168449
Nigger Octos wear Nike Air. What do you think is in the "air bubbles"?
0b3858 No.15168952
>had a dream I was hanging out with inklings and octolings and having a great time
>first time I ever woke up disappointed, and not relieved, that I woke up
>never even played Splatoon
What's wrong with me?
ab961b No.15169037
>>15168952
Nothing's wrong anon, the freshness is just getting through to you. Accept it.
09f280 No.15169042
>>15168952
There is nothing wrong for wishing to live in a better world anon
52b6c5 No.15169072
>>15168952
You didn't wake up, you're asleep.
36b9d7 No.15169081
>>15168558
those shoes look pretty rad if you ask me
a3ed84 No.15169162
Sakurai wants to turn cute squid game into Woomy Truck Simulator 2018.
d26324 No.15169246
>>15161026
>race mixing hip hop duo
Never liked either of them.
>>15165735
I'm actually inclined to agree on the account of muh anime proportions, but then I see a lot of people posting lewds of Marina with niggerish proportions. This happens with other shit Splatoon art of many of the characters, but with the disgusting brown skin it all comes to a boil. Nintendo also made Octoboys look like twinks, I feel kind of bad when I look at them since everyone picks Octogirls.
>>15166502
This picture almost makes me want to like Pearl.
240391 No.15169810
>5 of the last 6 Salmon Run shifts has had Food Tickets as the superbonus
STOP
89abf2 No.15169832
>>15169162
How do you see that
a3ed84 No.15169946
>>15169832
You mean the truck? It's in the background of the "Moray Towers" venue in the Smash Ultimate demo.
8c83cb No.15172227
Thank god freelance is safe now.
d7e008 No.15172370
>>15166496
>I looked at this and still preferred the loli.
I got good news for you then anon. She's 21. Pearl is just short.
e3972a No.15172674
Thanks for whoever pointed out the Splattershot pro. Served me well, but I think I found the heavy splatling for me. Just not on tower control.
Anyway assorted Squiggers and Octoniggers, what'll be your weapons of choice for the race war?
>>15172227
Is it? I might try it again then.
240391 No.15172716
>>15172674
I can't say for sure since we don't know the maps yet, but I'll probably use the Neo Splash-o-Matic or the Ballpoint Splatling.
9ab36b No.15172966
High-Quality Rips are a staple of the Splatoon generals, so here's a bit of news on that front.
SiIvaGunner's channel is often "taken over" for a limited time by different characters, posting HQRs that fit their appropriate themes. Breaking from tradition, their next "takeover" event has 16 pre-announced candidates (including pic related), and the winners (decided through public votes) get to "take over" the channel for a full day.
Basically, if you vote for the cephalopods in SiIvaGunner's poll, you'll be forcing top-tier memesters to create lots of Splatoon-themed music for everyone.
twitter.com/GiIvaSunner/status/1018685673455271936
503a18 No.15173633
>Reach Rank X for the first time earlier this month
>Can only fit in 7 games, 4 losses, before the rotation ends
>Don't have another opportunity to play Splat Zones for over 2 weeks
>MY TIME IS NOW
>Nonstop losses, score running like a time machine on its way to the stone age
>To make matters worse, the monthly rotation changes means there isn't a single fun map until (maybe) next month, when I am no doubt booted out of X for my horrible performance
ree
a3ed84 No.15174244
>>15172966
There's already an autist making squid edits of music here, thanks anyway
89ef33 No.15176275
>>15172370
Loli is a body type.
89dd98 No.15176689
1983a2 No.15176728
WHY ARE PUGS SO GODDAMN RETARDED?
THE BOSSES COME TO US, FOLKS.
STAND BY THE BUCKET, KILL THE BOSSES LIKE FUCK IT, NO NEED TO TRUCK IT, GET IT IN, SUCK IT, FUCK IT
240391 No.15176740
Is Tenacity worth using? The specials in Splat2n aren't nearly as game-changing as they were in Splatoon, so I can't decide.
5a79b1 No.15176746
>>15172966
Hi. Go back to tumblr. We don’t care about your autistic children’s youtube channel.
25c4fa No.15176774
How do i find a GF that likes to play Splatoon with me? And making Cosplaysex?
e23bbd No.15176789
>>15176774
Walk up to young women and ask them "hey, do you want me to splat my ink all over you?". If she says "I'll splat my ink on you first", she's either a fan of Splat, or a trap, and it's up to you to figure out which.
1983a2 No.15176799
>>15176789
Nothing can go wrong with this plan.
ab961b No.15176801
>>15176774
Dunno, try Tinder?
ab717f No.15177659
>>15176774
Go to an anime convention and look for the one or two fat autistics chicks already cosplaying as inklings. There's one in every convention. Cosplay chicks are usually sluts already. srs
5c9ae0 No.15177694
>>15176774
Ask your little sister to be your gf
c16c15 No.15177897
Twitch embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Welp Keros streamin splatoon~
probably anyone bored at work and needs to kill time
652cb1 No.15177926
>>15177897
Who ?
Will I wanna fuck them ?
c16c15 No.15177943
>>15177926
How much you paying up front
652cb1 No.15177948
>>15177943
Well, at least now I have confirmation it's a woman
e3972a No.15177950
>get splatterscope
>profresh
>final wave
>have to solo multiple stingers on all ends of the map
>we get overrun by steelheads
>100 points profresh
503a18 No.15178063
>>15176774
You must become the GF you want to find, so that another may yet find you.
e5cd3c No.15178080
>>15177897
>attention whoring for your twitch stream
The absolute state of fullchan.
ffd899 No.15178144
Just pretend that the woomys you play with online are lolis, buy an onahole, pretend you're squid boy, and fap. But fucking seriously /v/ is the last board to ask for dating advice.
Man the fuck up. Hit the gym. Invest in 2-3 years of your life studying to get into a good paying service career or make your own business that pays five figures a month. Don't have feelings. Women hate men with feelings. If your dick is smaller than 6 inches then get surgery to make it bigger. Women want Greek gods. Therefore you're going to have to put all of your effort into making yourself into a Greek god if you want to have any chance of attracting good looking women.
Oh but you want a girlfriend to play Splatoon with you? …Yeah… Those are either going to be feminist infiltrators or a rare miracle if they haven't been taken already.
I'm not saying give up on finding girlfriends to play Splatoon with. Keep having hope. But don't be surprised when your search is in vain and it's 10 years later and you still don't have a girlfriend to play Splatoon with. The better option is to get a girlfriend first, then introduce her to Splatoon. If she don't like it then at least you still have a girlfriend. Hopefully.
09f280 No.15178516
>>15178080
He only posts his streams every so often like when I asked him too since I don't have the game but like to watch other anons play
503a18 No.15178658
>>15178560
RANG RANG
>who dis
<das ist kleines cheetus
240391 No.15178706
I feel like a piece of shit for using this weapon, but it's so fun.
a711d6 No.15178720
GUYS
GUYS
THE GLOOGA DUALIES ARE GLUE GUNS
Also how weird it is that were having a race war tomorrow
ab961b No.15178740
>>15178720
Oh shit that's right I almost forgot
RACE WAR
SUPERIOR OCTOLING OVERLORDS WILL BE SERVED IKAYAKI FOR DINNER
503a18 No.15178793
>>15178720
HOT glue guns. For hot gluing.
c0111c No.15178827
>>15177926
>>15177897
Sorry, K-Money. I would have watched you play, but I was busy. I checked Twitch like an hour and a half before you posted this, too. I ain't paying you. You know I'm good for it. I should stream something some time.
bbf18e No.15179002
>>15178827
I didn't even post it…
cd6a9b No.15179016
>dark tetra duelies will always be shit
After messing around with the weapons and remembering that it had more than two rolls, I wanted to test it out as to see why no one in s+ would use it. After noticing the spread of the fire, I realized it will never not be shit. If it became more accurate, then it would just be a better version of the original duelies. A decent duelie with more than two rolls never ever.
0a1439 No.15179115
>>15178793
Tennessee Ernie Ford isn't the only guy who sang this song you know not that I don't enjoy his rendition
38ac7e No.15179119
>>15163701
I guess this a sheboon too then
>inb4euroqualities
she's black, so she's a disgusting sheboon :^)
c0111c No.15179244
>>15179002
>mfw Luigi pimped out Kero for Twitch views and for sex
6cb696 No.15179285
>>15163805
>>15163779
>>15163819
>she's black so she's worse than pearl
who let the racist part of reddit out? Your kind isn't allowed over here. Go to /pol/ before you start acting like you know what makes a nigger a nigger
0a1439 No.15179317
>defending any nigger ever
ab961b No.15179326
>>15179285
Just ignore them and they'll go away, anon. They're probably the same faggots who say Kat from Gravity Daze is a nigger.
14989e No.15179346
>all this 2D = 3D
Thotposting was a mistake
fc25ec No.15179719
>>15179119
That's much more of a sheboon than Marina.
>inb4euroqualities
What Euro qualities? Face and body are both 100% nigger.
240391 No.15179744
Why are we still talking about this
e3972a No.15179773
>>15179744
Because /v/ is /pol/ and because the race war doesn't start for another 8 1/2 hours
5a79b1 No.15179776
>>15179119
>is a nigger
>is a female
Therefore is sheboon. You are mentally ill. You are aroused by bestiality. Fuck off.
697d48 No.15179795
>>15179776
>You are aroused by bestiality.
Anon these are squid girls and octo girls.
a3ed84 No.15179850
HOLY SHIT, PEOPLE ARE HOSTING CUSTOM SPLATFESTS IN SPLATOON 1
8CHAN SPLATFESTS FUCKING WHEN
b9eea1 No.15179928
>>15176801
>Tinder
Why would you ever willingly date a girl who has had a tinder profile? Do you like roast beef?
5b9b2b No.15179943
>>15179928
If you date a MtF trans that isnt on HRT or surgery then you don't have to deal with a vagina at all
09f280 No.15180371
>>15179744
Because some anons are retards and can't separate fiction from reality
b7ff95 No.15180376
652cb1 No.15180400
>>15180376
You do realize we have IDs here you cuckchan retard ?
503a18 No.15180536
>>15179115
Of the renditions I've heard, this is just the one I prefer. I considered slipping in some Johnny Rebel instead, but "nigger nigger nigger" isn't quite what I was looking for. I should doublecheck the discography and see if he has an "I hate jobless octopuses" song.
YouTube has started flagging plain old confederate war songs as "offensive content" which means you have to click OK to get through a warning, and the video has basically all features of the website disabled. A lot of Johnny Rebel has been straight up deleted at this point.
09f280 No.15180540
>>15180536
They did the same to some old American songs to like johnny comes marching home
c0111c No.15180545
>>15180376
Imagine being this retarded.
ffd899 No.15180684
Am I saying good-bye to Agent 3 or Agent 8? Wish I could play but my internet is still fucked.
ab961b No.15180780
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>>15180536
>YouTube has started flagging plain old confederate war songs
Good. Now you can listen to superior union jams
09f280 No.15180802
>>15180780
They started flagging Union songs like that as well anon. They took down songs like "We are coming father Abraham" and "Stonewall" they even took down called "Xenophobia" even though it was talking about humanity uniting to slag space aliens.
ab961b No.15180811
>>15180802
That video's from 2009, YouTube's had more than enough time to flag it and haven't. Seems like hysteria to me. The Xenophobia one is pretty funny tho.
09f280 No.15180825
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>>15180811
This is the last off topic post I'm going to do, but here is the song, People had to keep reuploading the songs until youtube got bored for now
e3972a No.15180936
>Agent 3 and 8 stand in the square
>watch the splat fest results
>see who won
>winner takes out a collar and grins
>que /u/
I might commission this.
Also squid's about to get real.
9ab36b No.15180977
Due to their inherent inferiority (soon to be recognised by law), Octofigurines have been delayed by 4 months.
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1020233566850985984
ffd899 No.15180981
What if doujin Agent 4 choses to fight Agent 8 because he doesn't care about Splatfest legal opinions because they're just squirty opinions? He just wants to have fun in Turf Wars against Agent 8 for once.
ab961b No.15180985
>>15180977
You can't rush perfection, anon
14989e No.15180990
>>15180811
>2009
Wouldn't be the first time youtube took down videos with higher quality and only left the older ones for whatever reason
2db60e No.15180996
>>15180977
>buyed this because i want to hotglue it
>blueballing me now 4 months furter
Making me horny and angry at the same time is a big mistake!
2db60e No.15181285
Does this mean the Salmonids are so ugly in Splatoon 2 because they’re all dripping with raw fuck energy
Is the green Salmonid ink actually Salmonid nut
e3972a No.15181295
Fuck me the Heavy Splatling Deco is amazing for Rainmaker.
For all the octoniggers out there: Can you write down how often you fight your own team? I'd do the same but we all know who will overpop and this way we could make estimates.
>>15181285
it's spit, if we're going by how steelheads make bombsbut if they can jizz as they bomb they must be damn good in bed
1b3421 No.15181379
>play Salmon Run with someone called "Octomedic"
>after three waves, they managed to revive nothing, while dying five times
>I had revived eight octo shits.
Octos really are the niggers of the sea.
240391 No.15181940
You guys ready for the Splatfest tomorrow?
c549ea No.15182418
>>15181379
I keep getting teamed with faggots in all modes who think they're going to do a super epic silly meme match by not inking anything. They sit at spawn and hop around as a squid spamming "THIS WAY"
In one instance, a faggot in Salmon run spammed the 'THIS WAY' message and then proceeded to jump in the ocean and stand still for the rest of the match. We succeeded in spite of him.
>>15181940
Splatfest starts tonight. 9PM PT
It's going to be rough.
1b3421 No.15182492
>>15181940
I can't really join because I have two jobs to attend to, which wasn't the original plan. I quit one job, gave my two week notice three weeks ago, but they want me to come in at 02:00 until 10, then my new job has me going in at 16:00-21:00, then back to 02:00-10:00, then back to 16:00-21:00. It's going to be a rough weekend.
0b3858 No.15182779
>>15182492
>but they want me to come in at 02:00 until 10
So? You gave your two week notice, you already have a new job, why the fuck are you doing it? They don't have any authority over you, anymore.
a711d6 No.15182807
What's your opinion on this guy
a711d6 No.15182814
>>15182807
Well this isn't the thread this is supposed to be in.
d28be4 No.15182820
>>15182814
▶>Delete Post
It's that easy.
a711d6 No.15182823
>>15182820
I will take the shame.
d28be4 No.15182829
>>15182823
Single's confirm.
1b3421 No.15182833
>>15182779
I want to leave the place the best I can and train my replacement.
53baf2 No.15182857
>>15182492
>>15182833
Say you've been drafted for the race war. Or call in sick and offer to do another shift.
0b3858 No.15182859
>>15182833
For your own sake, don't be the nice guy that lets himself be exploited by his employers.
ab961b No.15183246
Tfw I just realized I have the whole day off for the race war.
c549ea No.15183461
>>15182833
Listen, you didn't come to the Race War thread for life advice, but Once you've quit a job, actually quit it. You are out the door and you owe them nothing. Do you really, really need the money? Do you feel like leaving this job will really fuck up your life and your resume after you've already landed another job? If not, then fuck em. Tell them something came up and you are unable to come in. If they give you shit, you tell them that you have already stayed well past your 2 weeks notice and that you have your own life to worry about.
Besides, what the fuck are they going to do? Fire you?
All of this, of course, hinges on whether you actually feel like Splatoon's anniversary Race War is something you want to spend your time doing instead of working.
240391 No.15183726
>>15183461
If you piss off or alienate your previous boss, you won't be able to list him as a reference on your resume. But if you don't care about that, then yeah, tell him you quit already and that he can go fuck himself. Squids take priority.
240391 No.15183737
Also, new official art to celebrate the anniversary.
ab961b No.15183768
>>15183737
>All those outfits
>Marina's outfit
All this better be fucking coming as new outfits. I need cute breakdancer octolings to be a thing.
503a18 No.15183801
One more hour to go
Reminder to fellow kids: Splat 'em all, and let Cod sort them out.
421dbc No.15183806
>>15183737
>Marina dressed like a nigger wife beater, and all.
They're not even being subtle about it.
ab961b No.15183839
>>15183806
>He doesn't know breakdance fashion
enlighten yourself, my man
331670 No.15183844
>mfw I start a 12 hour shift immediately when the race war starts
09f280 No.15183847
>>15183844
Which side are you on anon?
09f280 No.15183849
>>15183844
Also a 12 hour shift for what nigga?
ab961b No.15183865
>>15183844
Just stay up afterwards bitch. You act like sleep is necessary.
8912a4 No.15183869
>>15183844
Do you even own the game?
331670 No.15183874
>>15183847
>Which side are you on anon?
Depends on what my team picks. I think we agreed octo, so we could play together. I would have picked squid.
>>15183849
>Also a 12 hour shift for what nigga?
Work, silly.
>>15183865
>Just stay up afterwards bitch. You act like sleep is necessary.
I'll be cutting it out to get in for the last couple of hours.
09f280 No.15183890
>>15183874
>Work, silly.
I was talking about what kind of job would require that other than Oil or Emergency services.
>>15183874
If you are on Octo I wish you a speedy return
331670 No.15183898
>>15183890
It's a do nothing security gig. I can't connect my Switch to the wifi, though. Believe me, I tried. I'm scouting around to find a spot with a wired connection and a TV with HDMI.
503a18 No.15183902
>>15183844
>Almost had to work Saturday, but bad weather means I can't
>Get entire day off for race war
Do not fret. I will fight for what's right.
331670 No.15183907
>>15183902
I pray for your victory.
503a18 No.15184079
Confetti falling on every stage as part of the anniversary celebration.
c549ea No.15184169
Oh no.. Squid players are so few that it's already matchmaking Octo vs Octo matches
ab961b No.15184208
>>15184169
Team Squid is probably mostly children so I'm sure things'll even out come morning
468af0 No.15184218
To the person requesting Bohemian Rhapsody: Here you go.
It took so long because I had to take the time to search for and painfully edit each track in the 24-track version of this song (which has some neat little things cut out of the original, like an echo), because applying the filters to an acapella from an already mixed-down version of the song made it sound like shit. The finished product sounds somewhat decent, much better than the other two edits I made.
Freddie Mercury Finnie Mackerel reminds me a bit of Callie's voice in this
8912a4 No.15184221
96b62d No.15184227
>>15184221
>>15183869
Do YOU even own the game?
cd6a9b No.15184300
>>15184169
I picked squids and I got a squid v squid match for my first game. That sounds weird.
c549ea No.15184312
>>15184300
My first match was Octo v Octo, but all the rest have been proper matches. I guess people are warming up and settling in. The first few hours are probably going to be rough while the higher skilled players work their way up and stop fucking things up with their silly 9-of-the-same-skill loadouts.
2db60e No.15184562
>>15183844
>not asking Mr Shekelstein to take the weekend off for a Race War (OY VEY) in a children videogame. (GOOD GOYIM)
1b3421 No.15184807
>>15182857
>>15182859
>>15183461
You guys have persuaded me to help with the race war and allow for the superior squid race to advance. I gave my two week notice, and I've left a job I fucking hate. I've made it to defender and have only lost two matches, so I'm happy. Out of curiosity, what is considered a good squid power? I'm sitting at 2150.
96b62d No.15184883
>>15184807
>I'm sitting at 2150.
That's respectable. We've been 2250+ the last couple of times and most of the people on our team have 1000+ hours in Splatoon 1 and probably 600+ hours in Splatoon 2. Except me. I'm the faggot who only has 50 hours in Splatoon 1.
1b3421 No.15184907
>>15184883
I've got <1 hour in Splatoon 1, maybe 100 hours now in Splatoon 2
96b62d No.15184951
>>15184907
I haven't improved even a bit the last 300 hours. I may have even regressed.
It's also worth mentioning that some Splatfests have been… skewed when it comes to matchmaking. Almost every instance where the popular team loses both solo and team(which is a majority of the splatfests now), the unpopular team seems to have significantly better players. In pulp/no pulp, we were facing 2200+ teams that play like 1800 and below. The numbers get really fucky, and I'm not entirely sure why. If you doubt your ability, maybe you're in that kind of position right now. Nintendo even admitted that they fucked with the matchmaking for the Ninja Turtles splatfests. They more or less admitted they rigged them.
1b3421 No.15184967
>>15184951
There's no way I got to 2200 without help.
96b62d No.15185000
>>15184967
1800-2000 is around the S+ range for ranked, I believe. 2000+ is X. Are you S+ or above in ranked modes?
1b3421 No.15185005
>>15185000
I'm currently in B+/A.
1b3421 No.15185050
>>15185005
Here's a hastily made example of how dumb I am. This is the match that got me into A Rank on Tower Control.
1b3421 No.15185052
>>15185050
There's no audio. I should have double checked that, first time using Webm for Retards.
e3972a No.15185307
>still 3 hours for eurofags
At least I have time to go buy food
>>15185000
I get ~1800 matches at around A- in ranked. meaning I'm somewhere in between B and A+ depending on the mode, but the 18XX seems to be constant
96b62d No.15185395
>>15185050
>>15185005
>>15185052
Not terrible, but your opponents are all B and A ranks, too, so I guess you were king of the trash there. No, you shouldn't be 2200 normally, but Splatfest numbers are a little different. I think the points gained and lost are dependent on popularity, too. We've been up against teams 200-300 points above us and have lost 40-50 points losing against them. Who knows? You could be carried, there could be some matchmaking and point fuckery, or maybe you really are quite good. It's hard to tell with Splatoon.
>>15185307
I'm an S+ player and despite getting 2000-2150 in league fairly regularly, Splathex informs me that my MMRs are in the 1800-1900 range, turf war being the highest. Matchmaking is fucky in this game.
a711d6 No.15185399
>9 different cheating octopi teams already
>Still winning
96b62d No.15185403
>>15185399
How were they cheating?
a711d6 No.15185405
>>15185403
Ink armor every 3 seconds.
96b62d No.15185407
>>15185405
I've seen that before in league. I've seen it with bomb rushes, too. The game is practically unplayable at times with bad connections and the occasional cheater.
000000 No.15185476
Notify me when this race war ends and they announce the winners
c549ea No.15185532
>>15185405
I don't know if that's just autism or min-maxing faggotry. Had a match with a guy who was firing off a Stingray every few seconds because every single available skill slot was either Special Charge Up or Special Power Up.
503a18 No.15185551
>>15185476
Winners will be announced in roughly 27 hours.
b07e4c No.15185576
>haven't played in eight months
>race war
Time to practice chargers with strangers
96b62d No.15185602
>>15185532
Well, a quick look at loadout.ink, and 3 sets of pure special charge up with grant a charge speed of 130.1%. Not a particularly huge impact in the long run. I have seen teams coordinate specials perfectly and effectively chain them, thus locking us out entirely. There's nothing worse than a chain of 4 stingrays in tower control on walleye warehouse.
09f280 No.15185623
>>15185576
Do your best for the Octolings anon
68feac No.15185648
>>15185623
SMELLY DUMB OCTO SCUM
2db60e No.15185668
The Europian Racewar STARTS NOW
a711d6 No.15185683
Is it just me or has Lil' Judd gotten bigger?
f6a0ee No.15185745
>>15185623
I probably will end up benefiting the octos trying to use an elitre all day for the inklings
c549ea No.15185759
Team Octo is full of retards. Agent 8 didn't struggle to get to Inkopolis just for this.
503a18 No.15185862
>>15185759
It's too early to call anything, but it's feeling like a stomp in favor of Squid, at least in Solo.
I think Octo has an injection of "Mom wouldn't buy me the DLC but I wanna play an octoling"
Unlike normal Splatfests where most players hit Royalty and fuck off, I think there's going to be a much higher continued participation rate since this is a long-awaited event. Shitters might not vacate the premises once they get their 21.
Salmon Run is also full of shitters.
e3972a No.15185877
>we have two aerosprays, a brush and a splattershot jr
>enemy has a splattershot, an aerospray and two splat chargers
sasuga matchmaking
240391 No.15185993
>>15185877
Don't underestimate chargers.
e3972a No.15186040
>>15185993
I don't, we lost hard because we never got to them.
Anyway, now I had the splatling and the enemy was 3 rollers. 2 of which always ran with the roller out. That was fun.
0a1439 No.15186052
File: c55d0f8e16a04bf⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 5.99 MB, 1656x1634, 828:817, BLOW YOUR FUCKING SPEAKERS….mp4)
It's illegal for octos to click these spoilers
240391 No.15186075
>>15186052
I miss the OG splatfest music. I'm glad we have variety this time around, though (multiple songs).
0a1439 No.15186093
>>15186075
I agree the variety is nice but there's no denying that the sisters are the best musicians in the series by a long shot
2db60e No.15186129
>Played for 1 hour
>Splattershot Junior
>Throwing chickens and clouds like a pussy
>Stalling like a WALL
>one Win after another while reaching 50/100
>reached new personal Record (Last Splatfest 2000, now 2100)
>Now i get raped by Octos who swing there rollers with the speed of light.
Over all i have more fun then being salty.
And that is the important part at the Saltfest.
e3972a No.15186167
SCHIEBT DIE OCTOS
SCHIEBT DIE OCTOS
SCHIEBT DIE OCTOS ZURÜCK INS MEER!
>>15186129
I often felt useless with the Jr. and switched to the N-Zap. More killing power, but the Jr. has an ink efficiency that's just insane.
1b3421 No.15186187
>>15186167
Good jr./N-Zap players are always a treat to fight.
c549ea No.15186230
Team Octo is full of shitters, but I am consistently going up against Squids that have hacked gear skills.
b14d42 No.15186291
>>15186230
Hacked gear skills?
c549ea No.15186312
>>15186291
Getting 4 of a kind on a single piece of gear would either require ridiculous amounts of autism, or more likely than not, simply hacking the game.
503a18 No.15186315
Anyone interested in teaming up for Squid next rotation? Inkblot and Piranha.
a711d6 No.15186331
>>15186312
>Perfect gear is hacking
>when octos have people cheating with unlimited special
e3972a No.15186367
>>15186315
If you're EU I'm up for it
503a18 No.15186375
>>15186312
>ridiculous amounts of autism
It usually only takes a couple real world hours, maybe less, to use a drink ticket and get a double + chunk in a 3rd sub.
The only autism is waiting months on end for SplatNet to have exactly the right main ability you want on a pair of shoes.
503a18 No.15186390
>>15186367
I'm eastern NA. I guess I should've mentioned that.
bbf18e No.15186408
>>15186390
This is a global splatfest, so you may still be able to play
e3972a No.15186426
>two DCs in a row, one at the end, then right at the start
>wifi is doing just fine
nintendopls
604005 No.15186430
>>15186408
youll be able to play across the nations, sure, but you also need to fill up a whole lobby, cant just do it with two
503a18 No.15186436
>>15186408
It is, and I'm sure you can.
I thought they were asking for ping reasons.
68feac No.15186523
Are dualie squelchers the defacto shitter weapon?
Answer:Yes
I haven't played ranked much, but I am up to 2080 power level on the squid side for splatfest. I am hitting a wall, or just getting shitty teams. I want to see how high I can get and help remove octocunts.. What is everybody else at for power levels?
3b4656 No.15186529
>>15184221
Having actual tits is not a marker of being an actual girl. Not in this thread.
eb036a No.15186531
>squid vs octopus
>not squid vs kid
Come on Nintendo!
503a18 No.15186532
>>15186523
hovering around 2300. about 60 games, 1 mirror, nearly 3:1 W:L.
But it's all solo so its a drop in the bucket next to an olympic swimming pool.
a711d6 No.15186546
>>15186523
It's REALLY good for turf war but what people haven't seemed to caught onto yet is that the Octoshot/Tentatek Splattershot are fucking incredible for the shifty-station
1b3421 No.15186650
>>15186546
I'm not the only one who thought that? I thought I liked the stage a ton with the Octoshot because that's the weapon I use the most.
c549ea No.15186660
Just hit Queen for Team Octo… and unfortunately, I have to leave for the rest of the day. I might be back to squeeze in a few more rounds tonight, but it was an honor fighting you bunch of jackasses in this race war.
181865 No.15186673
>>15186523
>Are dualie squelchers the defacto shitter weapon?
No, that's the clash blaster. Dualie squelchers have seen a big influx of shitters lately with the custom version coming out and tenta-missiles getting buffed, though.
8ce12c No.15186777
I've only seen about two explosher running around this fest, I don't understand why there aren't more. Feels fantastic to smoke out octos who think that their cover will save them.
2db60e No.15186780
>>15186129 here
Feierabend fürs erste.
Did my part and had more wins then loses.
Had more fun then being salty.
Wanted to reach 2200 but i get 10p per win and -30p per lose.
Throwing Chickens and Clouds to push back is a good strategy.
a711d6 No.15186792
>>15186777
They have great stopping power but bubbles in turfwar are REALLY easily countered after they pop.
240391 No.15186804
Personal best. I'm pretty sure Squids will win.
Also, fuck Piranha Pit. What a terrible map.
4ba8fb No.15186819
So what is the state of cheating/hacking in Splatoon 2? Is it bad? Is there any actual anti cheat protection in Splatoon 2?
68feac No.15186840
>>15186780
Fuck man, how many hours do you have? I wish I had even a quarter of those coins.
>>15186804
That is the highest I have even heard of, damn.
2db60e No.15186875
>>15186840
>Fuck man, how many hours do you have? I wish I had even a quarter of those coins.
Around 600 hours in
Yeah about that money.
Last week was Salmon Shoah and i reached 999. Every win was 350-450points and over 70 capsules with clothes to sell.
Just play Salmon Run Daily and get your 2 Superbonuses SR is the best income
503a18 No.15186889
>>15186840
Don't worry too much about your bank. Your coinage will go through the roof as you continue playing. It only feels like the poorhouse because there's a fuckload of weapons to buy. Once you empty Sheldon's shop, and get sick of grinding gear nonstop (and/or have "good gear" you like to use) you'll start making plenty more than you're spending.
Salmon Run pays well enough if you stick to it, and it easily covers most gear-related expenses when you're done with Sheldon.
d7e008 No.15186905
Another Splatfest means another Shifty Station review!
Happy one year anniversary Squids and Octos. Hope you're all as salty as I am this Splatfest, with all the connection errors and hackers and the fact that I prefer playing Stick Controls. But with that out of the way, let's get to the review!
Station Layout
For this Shifty Station we have a small design on a flat surface sectioned off by walls. Each area of the map is divided by these team gates. To open the gates, you must destroy these single player boss tentacles, opening a new part of the map for your team. Note: One a tentacle is destroyed, that gate stays open, so how do you approach this? Do you defend your team's tentacles, or go aggro and try to destroy the enemy tentacles, allowing your team to ink more turf?
Station Review
Alright I'm gonna cut to the chase: this layout fucking sucks. But hey, what did you expect? The majority of Shifty Station layouts have always been trash.
The idea of having to destroy tentacles to unlock more parts of the map is a cool idea, but it doesn't work for Turf War. The whole point of Turf War is to ink the floor as much as possible, and those tentacles get destroyed fast to the point where the gimmick is completely unnecessary since people are more focused on shooting turf instead of the tentacles. The tentacles would've been better suited for a new kind of Ranked Mode instead, as those tentacles would've been an objective. Then teams would be more focused on protecting them.
But what makes the layout even worse, is one simple fact:
THERE IS NO FUCKING COVER
Seems Nintendo forgot to put pieces of cover across the map as there is fuckall for cover. Most of the map is a flat surface so it's gonna come down to who shoots who first. This is not fun. This is annoying. They could've added some more sponges to use for cover, or just PUT SOME MORE COVER OR SOME INCLINES OR SOMETHING, but there is hardly anything. Just a flat surface. The cannon Shifty Station had cover for fucks sake, and that map was just a big battlefield.
Final Verdict
Ultimately I judge a Shifty Station layout on three criteria: The gimmick, the layout, and is it fun to play. The gimmick is completely forgettable as it defeats the whole purpose of Turf War. Everyone just destroys them then gets back to turfing. The tentacles will be there for the first 30 seconds, then gone the next. The map would've been better if it was ink switches instead.
The layout is of course garbage as there is no cover at all, and ultimately feels lazy. It's just a flat slab with some walls. This is how we're gonna celebrate our one year anniversary Splatfest? With just a flat fucking slab. If this is some big metaphor for how shitty Splatoon 2's map design is over Splatoon 1's, then Nintendo passed.
And lastly, is it fun? What do you think? Fuck this map. I would say it's the worse layout, if the Halloween Shifty Station with the rotating doors didn't exist. This map is a close second though. Just a fucking awful layout.
That is my review. Now if you'll excuse me, I got some more matches to do before I reach King. Octolings are Superior
68feac No.15187085
>>15186905
>octoling male
>not inkling female
Absolutely atrocious taste
d7e008 No.15187106
>>15187085
Need I remind you Octomales get afros?
e3972a No.15187428
>>15186905
>Octonigger
>valid opinion
I hope they reuse the tentacle element. A gamemode where those regenerate (maybe by shooting them yourself, like in octo expansion) and need to be protected indeed sounds fun.
That said, I saw a tewwt about a glitch. I only pulled if off once myself and didn't bother further, but it allows you to get up the ledge to enemy tentacle #3 which you're unable to get since the only way is an enemy sponge.
No idea how to rip twitter vids.
https://twitter.com/PlainOldPants/status/1020746370758479872
a711d6 No.15187470
>>15187428
>Has sting ray
>Could be using jetpack
>Pretty sure you can even hit it with the explosher if you aim it right
It's GARBAGE
f92360 No.15187722
>>15186312
It's not that hard to get pure gear. Using a drink ticket for two slots and then spending 30 chunks for the last slot isn't that much work. I have 20 or so pieces of pure gear. Two of which were from a re-roll.
240391 No.15187760
It feels like a waste to use 30 chunks on gear with a common ability. I'd rather use it on Cuttlegear/Grizzco/Amiibo gear.
a711d6 No.15187934
>>15187760
Every gear can have (nearly) every ability now though.
240391 No.15187994
>>15187934
I meant, for example, using 30 chunks for special charge up on Takoroka gear. I'm not lucky enough to obtain it normally even with drinks, but I can't bring myself to use chunks either. So I only use chunks on abilities if it's not common to that gear (ie neutral brands, neutral skills on branded gear, etc).
The only problem is that I can't even get 2 of the same skill on neutral gear sometimes.
6cf664 No.15188005
>Splatfest begins
>Win first 5 games in a row and get paired with good team members
>Take a short break
>Come back to play later
>Suddenly paired with retards nonstop
>Every single game there's one guy who refuses to move more than 15 steps from the spawn until EVERY. SINGLE. SPOT. is inked
>Rollers consistently at the bottom of inked turf
>Aerosprays. Aerosprays everywhere with less inked turf than me
>Team members who just stand still and run back to ink spawn after the entire enemy team is wiped
If team squid doesn't lose I'll be genuinely shocked. I don't even feel like playing after getting the queen rank this time. All these people running around inking the most insignificant tiny spots at the spawn while the enemy has monopoly on the center. This is the first time I've gotten legitimately angry at my teams.
9da5cd No.15188029
>>15188005
I'm feeling the same shit over here on team Octonigger.
e3972a No.15188070
>play vs 3 dualie squelchers
>as splattershot jr
>on the shifty station
holy cancer
6cf664 No.15188105
>>15188070
Every fucking game is against quad or triple dualies. EVERY FUCKING GAME. I'm so fucking sick of dualies. It's even worse when there's one cunt with a splatling and they're all under level 10, but are clearly not new players.
503a18 No.15188133
>>15188070
Heavy precipitation has been detected in your area.
9ab36b No.15188144
>>15188005
Team Squid seems to consist of people who haven't played the game properly since last summer (getting confused by Mako Mart and other post-launch maps), people who've played 100 or more hours since Octo Expansion's launch (judging by the amount of gold hairpins and prestige stars), and very little in-between.
Saying that, Team Octo seem to have it really bad, with lots of children who'll casually walk forwards with ZR held down, and salt elementals who puff into ragequit smoke right before your eyes.
Maintaining >2100 in Solo matches all the way to King was a breeze, with no cheaters seen on either side, and no Squid vs. Squid games whatsoever.
While nothing's ever going to be as easy as Barbarians vs. Ninjas was, this was in the Top 5 Easiest for sure.
68feac No.15188148
>>15188133
>>15188105
>>15188070
Dualie squelchers confirmed for defacto shitter weapon. I am glad it has been decided. Squelcher faggots are almost as bad as octocunts.
240391 No.15188165
>>15188133
Pic from last splatfest, but still relevant. The ink consumption nerf wasn't enough.
>best range of all dualies
>dodge rolls have NO end lag, unlike all other dualies <<< THE BIGGEST OFFENDER
>dodge rolls give them easy escapes from enemies that try to approach
With those dodge rolls they're strictly better than most shooters. Give them some end lag and usage will plummet.
d7e008 No.15188180
>>15188165
Or better yet, just remove the weapon from the game. It does not make sense why they made a dualie version of a fucking splatter style gun. What's next, dualie blasters?
I will quit this game if they actually do make those.
bbf18e No.15188187
>>15188165
for just one second, the far right squelchie squid's icon looked like it was wearing a hat
09f280 No.15188191
>>15188187
Great now I can't un see it anon
503a18 No.15188235
>>15188180
theyve already made two projectile Sloshers that feel Blaster-inspired. I could imagine something that fires even faster than the Clash but has a noticeably longer TTK.
Imagine the two alternating Blaster shots. Slightly left, slightly right, slightly left, slightly right.
Weak in damage, but the rapid bursting would basically trap you where you stand thanks to the ink it spreads. Getting tickled to death by Dualie Blasters.
>>15188196
e3972a No.15188265
>>15188235
Dude
listen
dualie
dude
dualie splatlings
240391 No.15188289
>>15188235
>Imagine the two alternating Blaster shots. Slightly left, slightly right, slightly left, slightly right.
>dodge roll, dualie blasters combine into one
>shoots like a regular blaster
5324a1 No.15188349
>people this butthurt about dualie squelchers
Yes, the custom dualie squelchers were horribly overused this splatfest, but if you seriously think they're overpowered with their slow ttk, ink inefficiency, and lack of coverage, you obviously haven't seen a lot of high level play. The only reason they were used so much this time was due to the shifty station being so large with virtually no cover and the fact that inkstorm is a quality coverage and area denial special.
Also, holy shit, tentamissles this splatfest.
e3972a No.15188454
>>15188349
Hey at least I got good at dodging missles.
Dualies are annoying if you have a low ranged weapon, which is more prelevant in turf war. Plus seeing about 3 every match gets old really fast.
Anyway, 30/22 and 3 DCs and I'm clocking out. Will continue tomorrow.
6cf664 No.15188464
>Join lobby
>111 seconds left
>2 people with me on team squid
>None on team octo
>Timer goes down to 95
>Resets to 120 like somebody joined the room
>No new player appears
>Goes down to 95 again
>Back to 120
>Repeats 4 times
>Doesn't disconnect me or the others from the lobby
>Just keeps dropping to 95 and going back up to 120
>End up having to manually close the fucking game
Every. Single. Splatfest.
240391 No.15188490
>>15188464
Just go into the home menu for a few seconds, or put your Switch in sleep mode. Much easier than closing the game.
e5cd3c No.15188499
>>15188196
Miiverse died for this.
a711d6 No.15188504
Well other than the few rounds where octo teams had been cheating with Ink Armor, I've won all my games. Even if I end up losing I'm still feeling like a winner
ab961b No.15188554
Guys what if several people try to hack the splatfest results so Nintendo has to keep revising the winner? Could you imagine the salt if, say, Squids were declared the winners but then it was changed to Octos because Nintendo found evidence of result hacking? Hell, even without that the salt over these results is going to make Callie vs. Marie look like a 1st grade dodgeball match by comparison.
b9964d No.15188611
>>15188554
I doubt Nintendo cares enough to change the results after a winner has been announced. I'm sure the last thing they want to do is call attention to the fact that people are hacking the game. Also, if Callie lost the splatfest and became a villain in Splatoon 2, does that mean if the squids lose the splatfest, they become the villains of Splatoon 3?
5324a1 No.15188626
>>15188454
>Dualies are annoying if you have a low ranged weapon
It's the major argument against clash blasters. They outright deny anything shorter range than a .52 gal and don't require aiming. Not to mention the fact that it has a larger blast radius than the luna blaster. At least you can outmaneuver and close the range against dualie squelchers.
e6e0d3 No.15188653
Loser team should be forced to wear C.Q. inktanks, for at the very least two weeks, that detonate on loss or talking back to superior inklings
503a18 No.15188661
>NFC stickers arrived days late, but still before Splatfest ended
I guess this is OK
You get to pose on stage with Off the Hook during a Splatfest.
>>15188554
I don't think it works like that.
After hacking in Splatoon 2 became a thing, I noticed some games were not being recorded on the app. Most likely as a cover so you can't report the hackers through that.
It's possible some match results aren't being recorded for the Splatfest, but I don't know exactly how the back-end works for these things.
I don't think results can be injected, at least not through the game itself. At best (worst?) individual match results can only be prevented from being uploaded/publicly-available, but can't be removed or reinstated after the data is already uploaded/available.
240391 No.15188664
>>15188626
Fighting clash blasters with a brella is so unfair. Brellas in general could use a buff.
a99d10 No.15188678
>>15188165
>With those dodge rolls they're strictly better than most shooters.
No, they're not. Look at their time to kill and accuracy, then compare that to any shooter. Jet squelcher, their closest shooter equivalent, gets longer range to make up for the lack of a roll, which means the dualies lose most 1v1 fights against it. The two shooters with the same range are much more lethal. The strength of the dualie squelchers is that they're very hard to kill and they put out a lot of ink, both of which have stopped being true after the nerf unless you dedicate literally all of your ability slots to ink saver main and ink recovery.
6cf664 No.15188679
Fuck it. Not bothering with getting to squid queen. Fuck dealing with the constant dualies and blasters which one shot you even when they on your end don't visibly connect at all. Fuck the niggers dodge rolling with weapons that don't have dodge rolls. Fuck the niggers who run around inking nothing but the spawn. Fuck the constant connection issues. Fuck finding out your team had a B- rank and the enemy team was S or X after the match. Fuck it all.
Not fucking worth the extra snails. I don't know why I even bothered to begin with I don't even need more snails.
6a1f12 No.15188693
>>15188611
>become the villains
>implying they aren't
a711d6 No.15188695
>>15188680
Look she's a creepypasta now
6a1f12 No.15188736
>>15188678
As a former Dualie Squelchers main, I can attest to this. They're fucking garbo in any one on one fight, due to the the kill time, but more than that the accuracy. See, I played the fuck out of Splatoon 1, and I still have the fundamental aiming skills there, at least enough to keep up with the mumble crew, and I just can not get kills with them for the life of me. If you stay at optimal range, and are persistent, you probably can, but like this Anon said, their biggest strengths are evasion and turf coverage.
And given the lack of a defined objective, in turf war, my role as a "slayer" as the fucks on squidboards call it, becomes a hell of a lot easier. Basically, if you're using something like the Neo Splash, which is basically a constant line of hyper accurate ink, getting up close to them means all they can really do is dodge roll away, if you don't get them quick. And even then, the ink consumption nerf means they'll quickly be SOL, if they don't get you.
I bring up the Splash-O-Matic, but thinking about it, if Dualies are giving you so much grief, why not try something with toxic mist?
96b62d No.15188845
>>15188736
>I still have the fundamental aiming skills there, at least enough to keep up with the mumble crew
Seeing as I'm part of the Mumble squids, that's not saying much.
503a18 No.15188873
>>15188680
>>15188695
>Pearl still has that funky looking diaper on under her sweater
haha
a711d6 No.15188879
>>15188873
It's a high airflow hoodie dummy. It's wider at the bottom.
240391 No.15188881
Suddenly I'm reminded of why I stopped playing Splatoon 1.
503a18 No.15188892
>>15188879
im looking at hoodies now and none of them come with panties attached. i dont see how adding shorts onto a hoodie would improve airflow.
ab961b No.15188915
>TFW I got up to 70/99 Octo Champion and suddenly I keep getting matched with either hackers who 1hit ko everyone or teams of squelchers.
>Oh shit I need to keep my positive win rate
>Game is looking like it's finally gonna be a win to turn around the trend
>ABRUPT DISCONNECT
>Nintendo treats me like the hacker and tells me I need to wait 5 minutes for being "suspicious"
>Splatfest ends before wait period is up
>End splatfest with my positive win rate ruined and at 89/99 Octo Champion
This game is great please don't let this be the end of things. Hacking and disconnects fucking ruin this shit. At this point I feel like no matter what the results are I won't accept them because whichever side won was probably the one with the most hackers.
>>15188881
AND THE FUCKING LAG TOO. FUCK THAT SHIT
>>15188678
>>15188736
Yeah I'm not buying it. This feels like how aerospray and luna/clash blaster used to be, where there's a strong correlation between how many dualie squelchers there are on a team and which team wins. Generally the one with the most squelchers will always win.
96b62d No.15188968
>>15188915
>there's a strong correlation between how many dualie squelchers there are on a team and which team wins.
You ought to see league, then. It's blasters, rapid blasters, clash blasters, carbon roller deco, dapple dualies nouveau, and enperry splat dualies. I went from tentatek splattershot to custom dualies squelchers simply because clash blasters were so frequent and outright locked me out of matches.
240391 No.15188997
Clash Blasters are the Aerosprays of ranked.
a3ed84 No.15189011
>>15188881
One word: Aerospray.
and don't get me started on the jap grinders still playing 1
>>15188997
Fucking hivemind
ab961b No.15189064
Looking around it seems like team Squid____ probably won. I'm so tired and frustrated at this point that I just need to smoke a bowl and wait till morning to let the salt flow.
6cb696 No.15189071
>>15189064
>Smoke a bowl
DUDE
WEED
cd6a9b No.15189078
Anyone know when the results will be announced? I remember for splatoon it was just an hour after the event, but I forgot when they are announced for splatoon 2.
ab961b No.15189086
ab961b No.15189088
>>15189078
No clue how long they actually take. I usually just go to bed and they're ready by the time I wake up.
4c7d07 No.15189094
>>15189064
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>/u/SmokeyMcPotHead
>tumblr
240391 No.15189096
>>15189078
Normally the results would be ready in an hour, but this a global splatfest and it's still going on in EU. It'll be several hours before the results are out.
6cb696 No.15189100
>>15189088
>>15189086
>doubleposting
>Unironic weed posting
Dubs have been checked, you can leave forever, reddit
a3ed84 No.15189103
I could bet all my fucking sea snails that team octos won the popularity contest. Following what happened in Pulp v. No Pulp and other splatfests, team squid is probably going to win this one.
96b62d No.15189147
So, how did everyone do? I was team squid, solo, power level ~2320, and won 2/3 of my matches. I never once had a mirror match.
ab961b No.15189167
>>15189094
>>15189100
>>15189108
>Guaranteed replies
>Implying a historically Asian/European herb is bad
>Cultivated in Asia and Eastern Europe for well over 10,000 years
>Cultivated in Japan since 8000BCE
>Later used by the Greeks, romans, and many bronze-age civilizations
>Hemp possibly one of the first plants ever cultivated
>Letting niggers and spics ruin a plant like this for everyone else.
You can take my cigarettes and alcohol but you can never take my weed
68feac No.15189186
>>15189167
Nice appeal to tradition faggot. There is nothing wrong with weed, but there is everything wrong with the culture that surrounds weed.
7998d4 No.15189344
>>15188196
>People still getting triggered by nazi's in current year
Normalfags sure love to live like they are in the 1940's
c16c15 No.15189364
Got to 2400
Then went to work.
Go team Squids
96b62d No.15189402
>>15189364
Impressive. Very nice.
d7e008 No.15189537
>>15189103
Yeah, with how fucking broken Splatfests are, I've already accepted that Squids__ will win. Splatfests need a major overhaul. Why even count votes at all? Why not just battles? If they need a third slot, why not have Ranked Battles be that third slot?
e3972a No.15190205
>>15189537
Cuz there's no ranked play during splatfests.
They should add kills and turf inked into the equation.
09f280 No.15190225
>>15189537
I still don't understand how splatfests are still broken when they finally fixed it after the pokemon splat fest in Splatton1
4ba8fb No.15190295
>13 loses
>1 win
What the fuck happened to me? I used to do that in reverse in Splatoon 1. I just am unable to aim in this fucking game, the shots never go where I am aiming at, always takes several seconds of aiming at the target for the shots to register. Is it because of wifi? Because I am shit at this game?
96b62d No.15190298
>>15190295
There is a slight input delay in Splatoon 2 compared to Splatoon 1. Also, I've had interference with my pro controller before and had to conduct black magic to make it function properly.
4ba8fb No.15190310
>>15190295
Seriously, this shouldn't have been a problem. I am now 1700-ish now, there should be scrubs only there. I tanked the Squid team by 16 losses now and I stopped playing.
4ba8fb No.15190315
6cf664 No.15190325
>>15190295
I've had that same problem. I'd visibly empty half of my ink tank directly into some niggers face and they'd turn around, fire in my general direction, and I'd die in one or two hits from a fucking aerospray. From what I was told then, it's because of the delay combined with the amount of splatter on some weapons that makes it so that a lot of the splatter just flat never shows up on your end. I did stop having the problem after getting a wired connection though.
It got especially bad during splatfests, when their entire online system seems to just shit itself every single god damn time.
96b62d No.15190331
>>15190325
A lot of that can simply be due to your opponent having a bad connection, and there's jack shit you can do about it. I've got videos of me dying from a single indirect hit from a clash blaster straight out of spawn, enemies killing me with shots literally three seconds after they've been splatted, coming from their previously splatted spot, my splattershot taking 6 hits to splat, shots from inkjet whizzing over my head and splatting me, and the list goes on. I get mad about it most every day I play.
>It got especially bad during splatfests, when their entire online system seems to just shit itself every single god damn time.
Tell me about it. The game is practically unplayable at times.
52b6c5 No.15190560
>>15189344
SJWs aside, I think most people are just sick of faggots unironically rooting for the losing side and never shutting up about it. Same goes for the confederacy.
a711d6 No.15190568
>>15190560
Technically speaking
The confederacy won, but was financially choked into submission, not in a funds were badly mismanaged sort of way but more in the money was getting funneled out by a few aristocrats
0a1439 No.15190569
Had a blast. Won all but 2 rounds with the elitre, all but 1 round with the Squiffer, and won most bamboozler and inkbrush rounds.
I must have gotten lucky, lag was barely noticeable for me. This was the only time I've actually had _fun in Splatoon 2s vs modes. And it was a whole lotta fun_
ab961b No.15190570
>>15189186
>but there is everything wrong with the culture that surrounds weed.
>Letting niggers and spics ruin a plant for everyone else.
Smoking weed != being a part of the culture.
e3972a No.15190631
And EU is done. I ended 39 to 33.
Now we wait.
52b6c5 No.15190634
>>15190568
>W-will technically the confederacy won
>Except they didn't have the manpower, industry, or negotiating power to sustain themselves.
>Then they couldn't muster up the military power to keep the union from invading and destroying their military.
Sounds like they lost, anon. I know it's fun to cheer for the underdogs but this is getting absurd. There is no "technically" here, either they won or they didn't, and the confederacy fucking lost.
a711d6 No.15190641
>>15190634
Well I guess if I shoot someone in the face and I bleed out from being stabbed when they tried to mug me means they won then huh?
I bet you think Slave Farms were a good thing despite overall being a negative for the land because of subpar crops that almost exclusively existed because they were simple enough to grow and manage by literal retards and were run by other literal retards who used Daddy's Money to buy a bunch of retards to do their retarding for them
503a18 No.15190647
>>15189147
Exactly the same as you, but I had 6 mirror matches on top of 101 against the Octos.
>>15190560
>most people are just sick of faggots unironically rooting for the losing side
I really don't see or hear anyone doing this outside of 8ch. Middleschoolers complaining about niggers and saying Hitler was right aren't being unironic.
09f280 No.15190673
09f280 No.15190678
>>15190651
I didn't even touch your post. Stupid 8ch
c549ea No.15190683
>>15190295
>>15190325
>It got especially bad during splatfests, when their entire online system seems to just shit itself every single god damn time.
I had a lot of similar experiences. I'm not the greatest player, but hitting people at point blank would do nothing, enemy weapons would be firing from farther away, because the game is showing you that they're in one place when they are actually 10 steps closer and their shots are registering as such. Combine that with dozens of dualie faggots dodge rolling constantly to the point that the shitty server performance and wonky connections mean you couldn't fucking hit them if they were standing still.
e3972a No.15190952
>talk to Callie in octo valley
<You've been getting tagged a lot with the Custom Dualie Squelchers lately, Agent 4
WELL NO FUCKING SHIT
9ab36b No.15190982
RESULTS:
Votes: 44.04% vs, 55.96%
Solo: 51.66% vs. 48.34%
Team: 52.94% vs. 47.06%
0a1439 No.15190995
TEAM NIGGER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
09f280 No.15190997
9da5cd No.15190999
>>15190982
Not even close to surprised.
a711d6 No.15191003
>>15190982
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
YOU'RE A SQUID
YOU'RE A SQUID
YOU'RE A SQUID
YOU'RE A SQUID
YOU'RE A SQUID
09f280 No.15191004
Octos are still superior and I will shout it until the end of time
181865 No.15191010
>>15190325
Netcode in this game is a mess. Weapons routinely take 2 or more extra hits to splat. Hits on you often won't register immediately and then all land at once, making it look like you got one-shot. Other people's consoles are predicting where they think you'll be and showing you there rather than where you really are resulting in all kinds of shenanigans (people falling off ledges and then teleporting back up, chargers killing around a corner because on their end you peeked around it even though you never actually did).
503a18 No.15191011
Splatfest results are in!
Octopuses confirmed inferior!
a711d6 No.15191012
>>15191004
That's a felony according to squidkid law
09f280 No.15191020
>>15191012
FUG DA POLEEZE :DDD
e3972a No.15191025
SQUIDTORY
>>15190999
I expected way more votes for the octoniggers, but otherwise agreed.
>>15191008
HAHAHAHAHA
Octusub yuri when?
d7e008 No.15191041
>>15190205
No no what I mean is they should add Ranked Mode as one of the three factors. An unranked Ranked Mode so people can play more then just Turf War.
6cf664 No.15191050
>>15191011
>Start splatfest with Marina talking about the ramifications of the splatfest theme
>End splatfest with no mention of it whatsoever
Anyone else get the feeling they got cold feet from all the people calling it a race war and decided to go into full containment mode, or am I being paranoid?
c549ea No.15191058
>>15191011
After putting in tons and tons of time into the Splatfest, this result feels right. Team Octo was awful.
9da5cd No.15191060
>>15191050
Kind of feels like it to me too. Or maybe they had something planned only if Octos won.
240391 No.15191065
>>15191050
No, it's not just you. Nintendo probably saw the comments and tried to distance themselves from the idea. I'm a little disappointed.
52b6c5 No.15191066
>>15190995
>>15191012
>>15191025
>be team Octo
>Octolings super popular after Octo Expansion and everyone wants to play as one
>All the kids and casuals immediately flock to that team so that they can play as Octolings without having to play the super duper hard Octo Expansion
>team octo now at a huge disadvantage compounded by shit internet
>DAE INKLINGS SUPERIOR
If Inklings are superior to Octolings for this shit then niggers are clearly superior to the white man because of the Battle of Isandlwana.
e23bbd No.15191075
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>>15191066
Stop making excuses, faggot.
people are just having fun
no one needs a contest to know that niggerlings are inferior to squids
09f280 No.15191078
>>15191066
Don't worry anon, the Octolings will rise again
68feac No.15191089
>>15190570
No, but those faggoty pictures of yours, are the white kid (read:Jewish equivalent to negro/mexican weed culture, and the other arm to its degeneracy. The habitual daily usage, lazy, half-baked (pun intended, apathetic, and braindead. Also the faggots that cling to weed as an identity are the absolute worst. If you just smoked weed that would be one thing, but why do stonerfaggots feel the need to advertise for a shitty plant that makes you feel like you have an upper respiratory infection and a giggle fever for a few hours?
Also can we have legal Apartheid now that squids have officially won?
>>15191066
But in that instance, the Zulus had 10 times the men that the Brits did. Octos actually had more people than the squidkids, remember? :^)
0a1439 No.15191090
>>15191066
Cope harder nigger
68feac No.15191092
>>15190570
>>15191089
fucking forgot to close my parenthesis twice, cut back on the weed anon
a3ed84 No.15191096
>>15191011
Color me fucking surprised.
>>15190982
I guess /b/ shitting up the poll made it more accurate to the actual results.
e3972a No.15191108
>>15191096
>/b/ is shit
>normalfags are shit
checks out
cd6a9b No.15191119
>>15191050
What ramifications? It's just a splatfest where the kids with the new hairstyle seemed to fight in the octopus team. Nothing wrong with a bit of squid v squid fighting.
503a18 No.15191124
>>15191050
>>15191060
I'm not surprised they didn't mention anything about the RACE WAR, but I am disappointed that the initial announcement was the longest chatter of all the Splatfests I've seen, and the end results chatter was one of the shortest.
The announcement was so long I had to split the image in half just to post it here, but then the results are barely a third of that. And only a third of the results was spent talking about the Splatfest. It was mostly just reminding us that this was their anniversary celebration.
Surely the Japs must have written more than two lines.
c549ea No.15191129
>>15191124
>but I am disappointed that the initial announcement was the longest chatter of all the Splatfests I've seen, and the end results chatter was one of the shortest.
We talked about this during the announcement and how that dialog kind of fucked with the "lore" (what little that there is) and how it was more likely than not NoA fucking things up like they always do. So instead of trying to patch things up or over explain things, like why Pearl wouldn't know Marina is an Octo after the DLC landed and specifically led to Octolings reaching Inkopolis, they just gave a "Thanks for playing!" and left it at that.
946754 No.15191131
>>15191124
as the saying goes: talk is silver silence is gold
6cf664 No.15191146
>>15191129
>>15191124
Now I want a direct translation of the original text even more. I really need to know if the localizers initially fucked it up in a way that made them have to cut the victory speech short, or if they actually just backed down on the implication.
e5cd3c No.15191173
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15191011
SQUID PRIDE WORLDWIDE!!!
>>15191066
All these flavours and you choose to be salty.
09f280 No.15191192
>>15191011
>>15191146
It's nearly the same, in fact it's even more tame since they pearl never raps but thats the haps and pearl was going on about having 5 training wheels and a secret reveal
https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Splatfest/Quotes/Splatoon_2#Squid_.28.E3.82.A4.E3.82.AB.29_vs._Octopus_.28.E3.82.BF.E3.82.B3.29
503a18 No.15191199
>>15191129
Almost none of the lore about Pearl and Marina makes sense under the slightest amount of scrutiny.
The only two logical conclusions are that either Pearl has brain damage, or she's been hamming it up and pretending to be retarded for the last 3+ years of her life.
Either localization has been fucking up nonstop since day one (completely believable) or the original Jap text honestly isn't that much better, and the localization just keeps making it worse in their vain attempts to "improve" it (slightly less believable)
When in doubt: Blame localization.
a711d6 No.15191213
>>15191192
I'm pretty sure those are metaphorical training wheels
09f280 No.15191243
>>15191213
I wouldn't put it pass pearl for it to be real training wheels. That would be adorable if she still couldn't ride her bike
>>15191199
Or just read it on the wiki nigga, The Jap splatoon dialogue hardly ever give bants and is much more tame
c16c15 No.15191244
Yo get Phucc'd Octos
Squids win
503a18 No.15191258
>>15191192
I'm a little surprised the training wheels jokes weren't all NoA's doing.
>Initial JP Announcement
>(But octopuses are clever and were apparently more dexterous~ They could predict the future and open the lids of bottles)
Obviously a joke about the sports game octopus, but I want some psychic Marina art now.
>>15191243
I didn't realize the Splatoon wiki was good for this sort of thing. I'm glad.
09f280 No.15191306
>>15191258
Let me just tell you this from now anon, if you expect some sick bants from JP splatoon prepare to be let down since they treat it as even more of a kids game in JP dialogue and hardly ever poke fun at each other
e3972a No.15191426
>>15191306
for splatoon 3 they should let us write the dialogue
ffd899 No.15191429
I just realized a dank turn of events.
Octolings are the majority population in Inkopolis now. Yet they get BTFO by inklings who are now the minority population.
e3972a No.15191431
>>15191429
Inshallah my brother
68feac No.15191438
>>15191429
balkanization when?
ffd899 No.15191441
>>15191431
I wonder how this would reflect the soon to be migrant wars in modern Europe.
ffd899 No.15191511
Kay, I think I know what I have for that doujin resolution. I know exactly how Agent 4 is going to appeal to Agent 8's pride to keep her in Inkpopolis. Probably will be a while before it's made but I'll find a way.
240391 No.15191520
…and thus, Splatoon's community is dead for another month. See you guys next splatfest.
a3ed84 No.15191649
>>15191146
I was going to post the JP version of results some shitter just posted, but anons here beat me to the translation. Posting it anyway for posterity. I can't understand moon runes so you're going to have to go off of what was posted here.
>>15191426
>letting /v/ make Splatoon 3
It would get the "adults only" ESRB rating for having more porn than /wx/, and all retailers would collectively shit on it. Then the devs would have to port it to PC and be at the complete mercy of whatever dead games warehouse wants to bother listing it on Amazon or Ebay for 20 bucks.
f74afe No.15191713
If all the octos who came to inkopolis are the same age, then wouldn't there be no octo adults or homes for the orphanlings?
c549ea No.15191731
>>15191713
Clearly, all the Octos are living in ramshackle hobo-towns they they built in the recently re-liberated Octo Valley.
503a18 No.15191791
>>15165768
It's a few days late, but old-style Octo goggles are in-game. Or, they're going to be and this one is just cheating in items ahead of schedule. Apparently they couldn't hack in some fashion sense.
d7e008 No.15191815
And another Splatfest where the popular vote loses, surprising no one.
But hey, the Pulp vs No Pulp Splatfest opened peoples eyes on how broken Splatfests really are. Something needs to be changed for they've gotten to the point where people can now with 100% accuracy predict who will win, and go to that side. So what's the problem?
Popularity should not be a factored into the results
I do not understand why votes are still counted when every single Splatfest minus two, the popular choice always loses. Hell Pearl and Marina even admit that battles matter more, so why even still count it? Just get rid of votes and replace it with something else, like maybe unranked Ranked Modes. But popularity leads to the next problem:
The matchmaker is shit
The popular choice will always, ALWAYS, have more mirror matches since there's more of them. As a result, those matches don't count, and the good players will be stuck fighting each other instead of fighting the other team. Not only that, but the popular choice = Bad players. Like, really bad players. As in, downies play better than these retards. This allows for Splatfest fixing as people know who the popular choice is, and therefore will pick the less popular choice for guaranteed wins. Even ignoring that, Turf War's matchmaker was never good, which lead to long queue times for a lot of players, and since you can't cancel a queue for some god unknown reason, you're gonna be stuck there.
There is no anti-cheat
In all my matches I played, 30% of them Team Squid had weapon modders on their team. Vanilla Splat Rollers with the swing and movement speed of the Carbon Roller. One hit kill Burst Bombs. Dualies using aimbot. Nintendo, you want people to pay $20 a year for this shit, then you better fix the god damn game. It's gotten to the point where hackers can now delete match history so they can't be reported.
Ranked Modes are unavailable during Splatfests
There are those like me who do not like Turf War at all. Turf War is uncoordinated since the only objective is shooting the floor. Ranked Modes are more fun for serious players who prefer more objective oriented play. But during Splatfests, you're forced to play Turf War. Why? Why can't there be an unranked Ranked Mode instead for Splatfests? That would be a much better option as those who wanna play Ranked Modes can still do that.
Shifty Station is such an awful map
The majority of the Shifty Station layouts are terrible. They make matches pretty one sided, or are just not fun to play on. And since Splatfests are only 24 hours, can't get any practice on these maps for they're gone the next, never to be seen again. The slot would be better suited for fan favorite maps with modifications made on them instead. Think about how fun Moray Towers would be if it had Ink Grapples, or if Camp Triggerfish had cannons.
People are picking one side for they wanna play with an inaccessible color
This is more an issue with Splatfests such as Ketchup vs Mayo and Chicken vs Egg, where there's a color that is not in the regular game, like white, or red, and they wanna use that color. This problem wouldn't exist if these were regular colors that could be used in regular play. But of course, red and white ink are Splatfest exclusive, so if those colors appear at all, it's gonna be a guaranteed win for that side for people wanna use that color. It's why the Chicken vs Egg Splatfest was so one sided, because everyone wanted to be on Team Cum.
The Splatfest Tee
Splatfest Tees were a mistake. During Splatfests you cannot take it off, so as a result you're gonna be at a gear disadvantage since you can't use your regular clothes gear. Because of this, can't use Haunt, Ninja Squid, Respawn Punisher, or Thermal Ink. Four major gear abilities locked out, Ninja Squid being the big one as a lot of builds need it. Not to mention you won't have good gear on that Splatfest Tee since you only get it for a week, and it's gone after the Splatfest is over, so any gear on it is gone. Besides, clothes that have all of one gear always outclass the Splatfest Tee's ability doubler everytime. Ultimately, the only good thing the Splatfest Tee is used for is scrub grinding since it only costs 2000 gold to do, but in actual battle, the Splatfest Tee is trash.
What would've been better is if you can use any clothes you wanted, but in battle it would just look like a Splatfest Tee, but still have the abilities it would have normally. Or don't take the Splatfest Tee away after the Splatfest, so that way people can get it ready for the next one.
There's probably more problems than what I found, but these are my main gripes with Splatfests. They're plagued with problems, and are not fun for the popular team. They need fixing, especially since we're getting another year of Splatfests.
d26324 No.15191840
>>15179803
>(1)
Nice false flag attempt /leftypol/, everyone knows Christmas is Yule, and an ancient European holiday and that Vidya was pioneered by the West just like Animation with Americans leading the way. Fuck you and your attempts to D&C these two boards, we know you do it all the time and admit to doing it even more on smaller boards.
>>15183737
>Callie and Marie still have superior outfits for their alt
>agent 4 is confirmed male
>agent 8 confirmed female
We already knew the last one, but all this is great confirmation.
>>15188196
>nazi salute
But the Romans created it…
>>15188693
>implying they are
>>15191004
>>15191066
>>15191815
Not as much salt on /v/ as I expected, not bad.
d7e008 No.15191858
>>15191840
>Not as much salt on /v/ as I expected, not bad.
Let's be honest, even us on Team Octo knew we were gonna lose. Splatfests are broken as I mentioned here: >>15191815
And Nintendo made the mistake of letting people who didn't have Octo Expansion play as Octos if they picked Team Octo. So because of that, we had a lot of drooling noob kids who haven't gotten it yet wanting to be Octos.
d26324 No.15191944
>>15191858
You makes some valid points about popularity factor, but it's not broken, you're just a salty Redditor. Not having it or having another mode wouldn't change the results. Pic unrelated.
a3ed84 No.15192134
>>15191306
>they treat it as even more of a kids game in JP dialogue
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c68ca4 No.15192441
Congratulations, superior race, for winning this Splatfest!
I told you octolings were inferior
38784b No.15192658
>>15192494
Should have been a blender instead of a trash can.
a9fe5d No.15192721
>>15192658
Eh, I drew that pre-DLC, but I get you.
3b4656 No.15192757
Pearl and Marina didn't have a whole lot to say about the results of this one. I guess when Treehouse realized what the crowd for this event turned out to be they wanted to stay far, far away from it.
a3ed84 No.15193479
>>15183898
Could you get a mobile hotspot/data plan and play online off of that?
>inb4 /tech/ and /pol/ brand my ass for suggesting botnet
f0e320 No.15193857
>>15191192
>marina love eating octopus
>pearl loves eating squid
what the fuck Japan
c68ca4 No.15193904
>>15193479
I tried using my phone as a wifi hotspot and it didn't work. I won't pay for data because I'm a poorfag.
ab961b No.15193939
>>15193857
I mean, I guess the japs see this more as a "which is tastier" kinda splatfest rather than a "race war" kinda splatfest.
cd6a9b No.15194059
>>15193939
>battle over which meat is better to put in their mouths
What sluts.
1b3421 No.15195855
>>15190325
>>15190331
Does that explain this? I've been wondering what the fuck happened for some time.
Also, fuck yes to squids winning, good job everyone!
2a76e0 No.15196131
>>15195855
So, either the game predicted that you were not going to be behind cover when the charger shot you, due to internet fuckery, the charger was in a different location than shown, being able to see you behind cover, he actually snap shot you when you were out of cover(again, due to internet fuckery) and it was that slow to communicate, or a combination of any of these things. I really wish the game was WYSIWYG, but it isn't, and won't be. I have the same complain most every day I play. A heavy splatling did the same to me no less than three times in a single match last night.
52b6c5 No.15196266
>>15194059
>which meat is better to put in their mouths
Can you imagine the shitfest that would ensue from a black dick vs white dick splatfest? Especially if Pearl was team black dick?
d7e008 No.15196790
>>15191815
>>15191124
I accepted that we lost because of retarded players and broken Splatfest mechanics, but now it's gotten to the point where people are now actively rigging Splatfests by using alt accounts to go onto the enemy team and throw matches.. The throwers are making themselves obvious too.
c68ca4 No.15196795
COME PLAY SOME SALMON RUN WITH BONNIE
09f280 No.15196803
d7e008 No.15196810
>>15196803
Call it
Splatoon Thread: Totally Not Rigged Edition
And include these and some funny Octoling removal pics.
d7e008 No.15196829
>>15196810
Shit, forgot one.
09f280 No.15196842
>>15196810
Are you sure anon? That will make us seem extra salty
c68ca4 No.15196847
>>15196842
I'm not salty. I was on the winning team. :^)
09f280 No.15196851
>>15196847
OCTOLINGS WILL RISE AGAIN
09f280 No.15196853
>>15196847
and also have the final victory
c68ca4 No.15196857
Just like the Great Turf War?
09f280 No.15196868
>>15196857
Turf War 2 soon. Unless you guys go and team up with the salminoids
e3972a No.15196882
>>15196868
>Turf War 2 soon.
*3
We just had 2
c68ca4 No.15196884
>>15196868
I'd sooner kill a chordate than a mollusk.
09f280 No.15196892
>>15196882
>>15196884
Operation Seadust when? Stealing a prototype Inkstrike launcher when?
09f280 No.15196902