29b0dd No.14980884
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
68b4d1 No.14980920
I said it couldn't be possible. I said he was too big.
I guess I was the fool all along.
4c3170 No.14980926
fe5a8c No.14980945
I'm proud of you, Ridleyfags.
d2f582 No.14980962
d0cb4e No.14980970
They're pulling all the stops for this one. Expect steamroll marketing from here to christmas.
2f7495 No.14980992
No words now, only big guys.
53c53b No.14981001
It's been a long time coming Ridleyfags. Here's to you.
2d1407 No.14981020
I have to tell you guys. I was the one who made that big ass image macro back in 2014 showing why Ridley was going to be in 3DS and Wii U. I was pretty crushed when he was revealed as a boss. I accepted that this would never happen. I've never been happier in my life.
Fuck everyone who said it would never happen.
267a28 No.14981021
d8c076 No.14981037
5cb493 No.14981046
9ea3cf No.14981065
6a27d1 No.14981077
>>14981065
its not a chicken furby, though
4c3170 No.14981078
house real big belly real big ridley real big lemme tell you how i live
756fa3 No.14981085
f0420c No.14981088
I have no idea what this is. Why should I care?
267a28 No.14981091
I noticed a thing. Ridley is a big guy. And in his final smash, he crashes a spaceship with no survivors.
What did they mean by this.
d8c076 No.14981106
1cde00 No.14981109
>>14981088
>should I care
We're mortal, who the fuck knows?
53c53b No.14981112
>>14981088
A NEVER EVER addition to smash Mr. Hitler dubs.
6ef6b0 No.14981133
Disappointing trailer except Ridley and playable Leaf.
f1905c No.14981151
trailer for proof
>he impales megaman
>he crushes mario's head
>he plays with marios hat before going full crazy after Samus
3d6211 No.14981156
2909e7 No.14981241
>cuck/v/ celebrating so much that they made another sticky just for that
5de7ae No.14981255
>>14981151
Wheres the bit at the end with ZSS?
2d1407 No.14981259
>>14981216
Nah, mine wasn't that orderly.
>>14981156
Don't have it anymore, sorry.
d8c076 No.14981272
>>14981241
>Going to cuckchan
da5c3a No.14981280
>>14981216
Daily reminder that making memes and bitching long enough can result in something or other.
3b7671 No.14981282
File: 19026fb023f581a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.63 MB, 2513x3178, 359:454, 6e79a999bf9ef7b1479b317e21….png)
>too big
What's he too big for, again?
7c0924 No.14981290
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Over 10 years
>Over 10 years of wanting Ridley
>Over 10 years of hearing he was too big
>Over 10 years of dealing with shitposting
I'm shaking and crying. This is fantastic. All the trials and tribulations. I know there's going to be a ton of people who go "I always supported Ridley!" despite having always said too big, but I don't care.
It's over guys. We won.
c0f830 No.14981295
Meme magic strikes again!
f1905c No.14981336
>>14981255
I'm making a new one. wait a bit as I feed it into the converter.
91a186 No.14981365
>>14981151
I can't believe Megaman and Mario are fucking dead.
11194d No.14981375
>>14981282
Can't wait for the official dragon dildo.
8e3373 No.14981386
>>14981282
What if ridley is a female
f1905c No.14981406
>>14981386
>sadistic
>hates everything
>only finds pleasure in the destruction of all good things
adds up
cd5f4d No.14981412
>funny /v/ memes from 2013
Epic xDDDDDDDDDD
THANK YOU BASED NINTENDO!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDD
eccdb4 No.14981415
>>14981365
I know.
Seeing Mario's hat in the floor was shocking. Fucking Nintendo.
11194d No.14981425
>>14981412
>2013
Underage detected.
c0f830 No.14981432
How long until Noborhys posts something related.
eccdb4 No.14981434
9308a8 No.14981460
None of this matters because this is looking to be a straight rehash of Smash 4. The same old shitty cheap graphics, janky ass animations and fuckall new besides new characters that all play the same
60097c No.14981492
Smash Bros officially ruined. Good job, Ridleytards.
036e5b No.14981500
894d85 No.14981506
2b62b0 No.14981508
60097c No.14981532
f1905c No.14981536
>>14981460
No one is denying that. It needs to not have the boring as shit modes of smash 4 to not suck completely or just be outright boring.
>>14981506
we've been working on this for a long ass time.
c49ec4 No.14981542
f1905c No.14981548
>>14981517
Daisybro here. Happy to see her in, even if she's a peach knockoff.
93b2db No.14981551
>>14981216
I always hated that fucking image, it implies that ridley sitting down makes him shorter and compares fucking nes ridley for size
01b960 No.14981585
BUT WILL THE STAGE CREATOR BE GOOD!?
6a27d1 No.14981587
>>14981551
nes ridley did nothing wrong
93b2db No.14981619
>>14981587
But he was made tiny so the nes could handle it and doesn't even resemble ridley from any other appearance.
3405e5 No.14981650
Were there actually people who said Ridley would be too big? Did those people actually exist or was that the meme?
If those people actually exist, I thought they were the most moronic autistic faggots and this just confirms it, I hope if you actually had this thought that you see this Ridley announcement and I hope you LITERALLY kill yourselves irl
60097c No.14981652
So, will this Smash game be as fast as Melee, or are they still being assholes about that?
4b3cb0 No.14981654
>>14981432
>Reverse Image Search.
>Nothing.
You best be havin' some sauce, anon.
d0cb4e No.14981655
>>14981460
>Meleefags are already on full damage control
f1905c No.14981663
>>14981551
Ridley is frequently in a squatting position. He usually never stands straight up, which is what the main argument about his size was generally based in; that when he stood up, he's fuckhuge because he's a lanky mother fuck HE
Normally he sits like a perched bird and, like an owl, would be a big ball of lies and floof, but he lacks floof.
6ef6b0 No.14981675
Anyone saved the screenshot where they showed Leaf?
60097c No.14981694
>>14981650
I'm pretty sure Someone at Nintendo said that. Probably because he was a giant boss in Brawl.
2d1407 No.14981699
>>14981650
It started back in 2006-2007 during the development of Brawl. Yes it was widely said.
11194d No.14981701
3405e5 No.14981711
>>14981694
>>14981699
so I was right, only a fucking autistic faggot would believe something a company tells them, it's a fucking video game, anything is possible
365752 No.14981720
>>14981675
Wait, Leaf? As in Prince Leaf?
f1905c No.14981725
>>14981650
It started as a few people making a joke, and then like everything, people believed it and even regurgitated it into meme status. Ridleyfags kept at it this entire time though.
>>14981694
Giant? not especially. Larger-than-samus, yes, but bowser easily hit that mark.
cf0581 No.14981727
>>14981720
No, Leaf from Leafgreen.
60097c No.14981734
>>14981701
Give me one good reason the game shouldn't be that fast. "fuck Tourneyfags" isn't an answer. The game is more fun that way, Tourneyfag or not.
11194d No.14981735
>>14981720
No, Leaf the Pokemon trainer, the female counterpart to Red from the FireRed/LeafGreen remakes. She's an alt costume for Pokemon Trainer now.
6ef6b0 No.14981736
>>14981720
No, the Pokemon one.
383249 No.14981750
File: 647b28cfd36c3a8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.59 MB, 905x1280, 181:256, 6f838055f0c8989976b5c69c02….png)
365752 No.14981751
>>14981727
>>14981735
>>14981736
Oh, cool, Pokemon trainer is back? Does that mean Charizard is still a separate character or is he part of the trio again?
11194d No.14981760
>>14981751
He's part of the trio again, but no stamina system this time.
60097c No.14981769
>>14981725
He looked like this in Brawl though.
992005 No.14981770
>>14981720
Leaf as in Pokemon. Yellow when?
22433b No.14981783
TO THE EXCITEMENT OF THOSE WHO CONSORT WITH BEASTS
91a186 No.14981787
Zelda's new look is cute! CUTE!!
b3f9c9 No.14981792
Good thing I'm getting money soon, so I actually get to enjoy the switch and being Ridley.
6ef6b0 No.14981793
60097c No.14981799
>>14981771
*rotates camera
f1905c No.14981806
Updated the trailer.
Even cropped a 60 fps version but it came out at 21 mb
7421de No.14981813
>>14981654
Your reverse-fu is weak anon.
89c7fa No.14981814
>joke and bully my friend that Ridley won't appear
>all the characters are introduced
>get smugger and bully him more
>Sakura says he has a new suprise
>expect some kind of Fakeout
>It's actually fucking him
>now it is I that will get bullied
>suddendly contrarian faggot comes in and says that Ridley sucks and unironically says it makes no sense and unscientific because muh 2big
>we bully him instead
7214cf No.14981824
60097c No.14981826
>>14981787
It's a longshot, but it would be really cool to get this as an alt.
7421de No.14981828
>>14981813
>forgot to spoiler.
11194d No.14981830
>>14981814
it's all part of the great circle of shitposting
b3f9c9 No.14981831
>>14981814
Living the dream I hope anon?
9bceb8 No.14981844
>>14981650
>ubisoft convinces nintendo to put rabbids in smash
cb71ab No.14981846
>Krystal confirmed for Assist Trophy unless Sakurai's having a giggle by sneaking her into Fox's character trailer
58a55e No.14981848
>>14981460
<hello fellow /V/ players! The new Smash Bros looks awful! Did you see all that game play! It looks just like the last Smash Bros! You should check out the more narrative and mature games that aren't rehashes that were announced at E3, like The Last Of Us 2! DONTNOD makes mature narrative experiences that are brand new unlike this rehashed Nintendo garbage!
d5658c No.14981849
992005 No.14981853
>>14981814
Lolibaba a cute.
ae93cc No.14981855
I can't believe it fucking happened.
93b2db No.14981866
>>14981725
>I don't understand background and foreground: the gif
89c7fa No.14981870
>>14981831
now we all (except contrartian fag) want to get it even though none of us have the money.
best thing to do is hope is some autist transfering it to PC because it runs on Unreal or we go mug some hipsters, while wearing blackface so they don't call the cops.
7214cf No.14981874
>>14981517
>echo fighter
heresy
b41a63 No.14981876
>Ridley and Daisy got into Smash before Waluigi
60097c No.14981892
>>14981876
His foreskin is too big.
11194d No.14981893
>>14981846
Darn, I was hoping she'd be playable and cause a shitstorm, especially since she's been retconned back to oblivion.
91a186 No.14981900
>>14981876
Sakurai has no excuse for not including Waluigi now. He's the only one left needed to complete the core Mario roster by having both all the princesses and all the plumber bros.
9bceb8 No.14981901
>>14981517
>nothing more than a glorified palette swap of Peach
Well, we knew it all along
f1905c No.14981903
>>14981876
Hey, if anything, this is proof to
NEVER EVER
give up on your dreams, anon. Don't let your memes be memes, make them into dreams.
365752 No.14981910
>>14981876
>Daisy gets in
>Waluigi doesn't, still stuck as an assist
Biggest insult ever.
b41a63 No.14981914
>>14981876
>Daisy Ridley gets into Smash before Waluigi
11194d No.14981929
>>14981846
Also I just noticed Fox has ditched the clown shoes. Good on 'im.
7214cf No.14981930
>>14981771
>when a girl has the same bust side as samus
fug
f1905c No.14981942
>>14981901
tbh we were stomping enough going "why the fuck isn't she AT LEAST a ~clone~ echo character?"
eccdb4 No.14981954
>>14981876
You need to meme harder
f9832c No.14981956
File: 9e19e4f0a611334⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 487.74 KB, 1736x1736, 1:1, cd90432c9bc1affdf9480881b9….jpg)
ENGAGE RIDLEY
MOTHER FUCKER
495756 No.14981957
>>14981914
Christ she is such a fucking horse.
f63770 No.14981961
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FUCK RIDLEY
GUYS
HE USES HIS FUCKING SWORD AT LAST
11194d No.14981969
>>14981961
He also has his Jew nose back.
267a28 No.14981973
>>14981961
Fucking finally.
91a186 No.14981975
>>14981961
OH SHIT
He isn't just a Cap Falcon clone anymore.
7214cf No.14981979
>>14981957
what is wrong with horse pussy?
d2f582 No.14981982
>>14981961
His final smash looks super cool too.
b3f9c9 No.14981989
>>14981961
About fucking time they did ganon right.
f1905c No.14981998
>>14981846
>>14981893
I agree, Krystal totally should have been in at some point, but as soon as someone has a staff weapon, Sakurai will have to give 'Dorf his trident and he's getting far too much mileage out of clone echo dorf.
f211c1 No.14982000
BIIGGLIIIES, UUNIIIIITTTEEEEE
b41a63 No.14982014
>>14981998
Krystal is actually a good character for Smash but she's not relevant enough anymore sadly
Plus furfags are cancer
11194d No.14982015
>>14981998
She definitely could have had a good moveset, quality of her character aside. Staff fighters are always fun, so it's a shame.
f1905c No.14982019
>>14981961
>A trailer just for bigass sword 'dorf
Shit yeah.
89c7fa No.14982020
since this game runs on unreal, what's the chance an autist can port it to PC?
how long before the models are ripped for porn?
this is important
c79d95 No.14982022
>>14981914
>Disney buys out Nintendo
>kingdom hearts with Mario and Link jacking off Goofy
Ahyuk ahyuk
91a186 No.14982041
>>14981998
She's kind of too irrelevant now, same with Midna. Only time totally irrelevant characters get announced as newcomers is when they're meant to be jokes. Like Wii Fit Trainer.
9bceb8 No.14982050
>>14981771
Will she futilely try to hold her skirt down during strong gusts?
60097c No.14982051
>>14981930
Remember, ten years old.
89c7fa No.14982058
>>14982041
and wiifit trainer gave us alot of good porn.
91a186 No.14982059
>>14982019
Every single character has a trailer up on the site, as well as some screenshots.
https://www.smashbros.com/en_US/fighter/index.html
383249 No.14982072
>>14981870
maybe try getting a job you parasite
3689f6 No.14982090
>>14981961
Only for smashes. I wonder if the uptilt remains or if his move at 14 seconds in is the uptilt. It looks weirdly weak for the upsmash. Does he have Twilight Princess model as well?
964b33 No.14982093
>>14981961
that new down smash is a huge upgrade, it's like cloud's
68b4d1 No.14982094
I'm happy for ridley fans but…I'm sorry. He looks so stupid when he's scaled down like this. I think it was better if he was just a boss character.
8e3373 No.14982099
Give me more ridley lewds please
and or draw them
f211c1 No.14982109
>Ridley gets in
>man, he should be bigger though
89c7fa No.14982113
>>14982094
just get a big mushroom
68b4d1 No.14982120
>>14982113
>a timed powerup will fix a natural problem
91a186 No.14982128
>>14982094
He looks about the size of Bowser. You can't get much bigger than that unless you want really fucked hitboxes. He looks fine.
f9832c No.14982130
>>14982113
>being a macrofag
3405e5 No.14982136
>>14982094
or maybe youre just a god damn fucking faggot idiot?
b41a63 No.14982140
>>14982094
Hear me out: By this point in Metroid there are so many cloned versions of Ridley because he keeps dying that this could just be one alternate design of him. I do think he should've been a little bit bigger but I love his Xenomorph head and he definitely has a savage, feral style of fighting that fits.
Potentially, this could even be how Ridley looks in Prime 4
11194d No.14982143
>>14982120
If it's good enough for dicks it's good enough for Smash Bros
288834 No.14982151
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT A SCALIES TACTIC TO GET THEIR HUSBANDO IN YOU RETARDS FELL FOR AND ENACTED A CHAOS MAGIC RITUAL FOR
DAVID HAYTER JUST CONFIRMED HES VOICING ALL NEW SNAKE LINES FOR IT
89c7fa No.14982159
>>14982130
I prefer fairy girls, thanks
f63770 No.14982161
>>14982151
CODECS ARE FUCKING BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
964b33 No.14982172
>ROB's down throw now sticks the enemy on the ground
>ROB can now down throw into any Smash
288834 No.14982179
>>14982161
>1998: re2 and solid snake at shadow moses voiced by hayter
>2018: re2 and solid snake at shadow mose voiced by hayter
Its like pottery.
68b4d1 No.14982189
>>14982136
>>14982128
You can't look at that and say that it looks okay. No matter how many mental gymnastics you pull off, he looks unnatural when he's shrunken down like that.
f1905c No.14982199
>>14982189
That's the point? He's supposed to look fucked up.
e4f2fc No.14982200
f1905c No.14982203
>>14982195
Hook'em. Deny the hype and stop telling jewtube where these views are coming from.
964b33 No.14982208
>those palutena buffs
>that smirk
>those poses
holy shit my fucking dick
68b4d1 No.14982209
>>14982199
>he's supposed to look bad
okay
6a27d1 No.14982211
>>14981813
>Boris
>>14981853
this is correct
>>14981517
(((Daisy)))
3402f6 No.14982213
>>14981517
>Daisy actually got into Smash after being cucked out of Odyssey
b41a63 No.14982219
>>14982209
Well he doesn't look bad that's a great design
He does look very different though
3689f6 No.14982225
Now that I look at Ganon, the downsmash seems ripped off Cloud, and the up move (tilt? smash?) is the same as Ike's up smash.
>even when a few of his moves are being decloned they still are ripped off.
>>14982172
If Ganon's movie implies what I think it implies, Side Special can be followed with Side Smash. That's going to be good. That or they just made the other player do literally nothing and accidentally implied stuff
68b4d1 No.14982235
>>14982219
At the very least he looks weird as hell.
989a9c No.14982237
>theyre still using that shitty other m samus
I havent bought a nintendo game in years but really
b8b904 No.14982246
I've genuinely never understood why Ridley should be in Smash. What I genuinely don't even understand even more though is why you faggots care about the roster for a shitty party game that stopped being any fun years ago. At this point Ridley in smash is more of a meme than anything.
c072d8 No.14982260
>>14982246
It started when Sakurai said he wanted to include bosses/antagonists from Melee onward, Mario got Bowser, Link got Ganondorf, etc.
a13faf No.14982262
>hodgepodge zelda characters
>pichu
>daisy
>young link
1d0c6b No.14982267
get fucked too big fags
get fucked
68b4d1 No.14982269
>>14982252
okay but what about zero mission?
559d94 No.14982273
>>14981216
Meme magic at work.
ed1a79 No.14982277
>>14981517
I've always liked Daisy, but I never expected her reveal to make this happy. Daisy is pure joy.
22ace9 No.14982278
>>14982237
Save her new Metroid Prime 4 alternate costume to be unlocked by an amiibo :^)
11194d No.14982279
>>14982262
at least Zelda is cute now
b8b904 No.14982289
>>14982260
And again, who actively plays these games on /v/? They turned to garbage a long time ago.
deb9d1 No.14982290
Samus' chest got censored
a13faf No.14982294
>>14982279
I just wish they would've all followed the Link to the Past or Link Between Worlds art style. I wish Ganon separate from Ganondorf was playable too.
11194d No.14982296
>>14982289
everyone except you
c49ec4 No.14982302
>>14982279
She was cute before.
6a27d1 No.14982303
23b29c No.14982305
>>14982151
>Kojimas new game looks like shit
>David gets to voice snake again
KOJIMA MUST BE SUICIDAL RIGHT NOW
c072d8 No.14982306
>>14982289
I don't even know where you should be exiled to.
11194d No.14982315
>>14982294
It is weird, yeah, it's inconsistent. We got 3 different Links, and a Zelda and a Ganon that don't match any of them.
f211c1 No.14982326
>>14982267
Fixed that for you
>>14982277
Daisy will always get muh dick going, shes to cute.
3689f6 No.14982343
>>14982315
I think they did it on purpose to cover up more Zelda games. I prefer TP and HW Ganons though.
f1905c No.14982350
>>14982343
>long flowing MANE Dorf
good taste
b8b904 No.14982351
>>14982296
>>14982306
>defending Smash
Nice try dipshits. They're shallow party games with no metric for competition.
b41a63 No.14982353
>>14982262
I like this approach to the Zelda series because TP was the last time Gerudo Ganon, Link, and Princess Zelda were all in the same game
Link Between Worlds Zelda a cute and OOT Ganon is best design
91a186 No.14982354
>>14982319
This screenshot had to have been intentional.
>Nintendo found out about the abundance of Daisy fart porn and are being cheeky cunts
23b29c No.14982356
>>14982309
and I want all furfags to be gassed we can't always get what we want
f9832c No.14982364
>>14981375
I'd strongly recommend Twin Tail Creations. They still ship from AZ, so it's likely a rival company from former employees, but while their selection is limited (less than a dozen toys), the quality is just as good, the price is about 15% lower, and there was basically no wait time.
That said, I bought a classic Cockatrice in dark purple about 9 years ago, and it basically matches Ridley-kun perfectly
5ce83e No.14982371
>>14982356
Don't worry, we'll both get what we want eventually.
11194d No.14982375
a13faf No.14982382
>>14982315
Young Link with a Majora's Mask style and moveset would've been appreciated too. But fuck no, let's add in all of our past mistakes for the sake of appeasing the fans and "celebrating" Smash Bros.
At least DK's new Final Smash looks alright and Ridley's in.
>>14982309
At this point I agree, I'd rather have her in over Daisy. We must team up to fend off the Daisyfags.
>>14982353
It would've been alright if they didn't use Breath of the Soy Link.
669a24 No.14982383
>>14982315
>We got 3 different Links, and a Zelda and a Ganon that don't match any of them
Young Link and Ganon are both OOT, and Ganon's human design is specifically based off the Child half of Ocarina since he doesn't have his huge mullet
68b4d1 No.14982393
>>14982351
>no metric for competition.
>what is Melee
b41a63 No.14982396
>>14982382
>Breath of the Soy Link.
This is your brain on buzzwords
3689f6 No.14982400
>>14982383
>Ganon doesn't have his huge mullet
He's never had a hammer.
5ce83e No.14982412
b8b904 No.14982418
>>14982393
>what is reading my posts
Again, who gives a shit about Ridley if it's going to be in nu-smash? This thread reeks of cuckchan with how many people are looking forwards to a shitty title just because it has a character they've memed on about for years.
a13faf No.14982420
>>14982396
It's still a shit design compared to his tunic, which they somehow managed to make look even more shit.
4bf13e No.14982430
>>14981365
They're okay, they have extra lives.
868d10 No.14982431
This assist trophy made me both happy and furious at the same time. Really wish he was a playable character.
b8b904 No.14982437
>>14982396
BoTW is mediocre trash though.
3689f6 No.14982441
>>14982431
Better than being a fucking mii costume at least.
11194d No.14982449
>>14982431
Me too, he was always one of my hopefuls. But better than nothing at all.
68b4d1 No.14982459
>>14982418
>what is not getting the point
I kinda of agree with you on this title though. It just looks like Smash 4 with new shit and some tweaks.
a13faf No.14982460
>>14982431
For a Konami rep I'd rather prefer Simon Belmont or Goemon
036e5b No.14982473
>>14982431
What's his moveset though
5ce83e No.14982475
>>14982441
K. Rool fags eternally cucked.
91a186 No.14982477
And don't forget guys, there's usually a couple mystery fighters that aren't announced until the game is actually released, unless they get leaked. Duck Hunt Dog didn't get announced beforehand. I predict at least 3 more newcomers.
11194d No.14982489
>>14982473
>bomb
>>14982477
I want fucking Custom Robo. And Takamaru. But mostly Custom Robo.
f1905c No.14982492
>>14982475
>>14982441
Hey, Ridleyfags were in the same camp as K. Rool fags and holy shit, I about wanted to kill myself when I saw that.
314293 No.14982495
>>14982272
>>14982255
>>14982195
>>14981961
Where are you guys finding these videos? They seem to be unlisted. Are there any changes to pac-man?
f9832c No.14982496
>>14982477
WHERE THE K ROOL AT
b41a63 No.14982503
>>14982475
I guarantee you K Rool is in the game
They didn't show him at all yet
b8b904 No.14982505
>>14982459
There is no point. Fags are excited that Ridley will be in the game but the game itself will be garbage. This is like cheering for a new character in Overwatch or some shit. Fags care more about the meme than the actual game.
669a24 No.14982512
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14982495
Pac-Man's final smash is changed
3689f6 No.14982515
There's probably at least one more character coming. Wonder who that is.
>>14982495
https://www.smashbros.com/en_US/fighter/22.html
a13faf No.14982529
>transformations final smashes gone
f499ad No.14982532
>>14982505
Hey we got directional air dodges back so that's an improvement.
68b4d1 No.14982538
>>14982505
I was talking about the part where you say smash games are shallow and have no competition. I mean, that applies to Brawl and to some extent, Smash 4 and N64, but Melee is obviously an entirely different beast.
036e5b No.14982542
>>14982489
>>bomb
Yeah I think that's why he's an Assist
f1905c No.14982544
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14982495
>pacman
here y'o
b41a63 No.14982548
>>14982529
Yeah I don't like how homogenized final smashes have become
But honestly I don't play with Smash Balls often
f1905c No.14982550
>>14982529
Streamlining the combat.
11194d No.14982554
964b33 No.14982555
I just realized
Wario is making a soy face
c9ac05 No.14982564
6a27d1 No.14982568
>>14982473
he has many diffent kind of bombs. he can even use them as platforms in mid-air
b41a63 No.14982570
>>14982555
hes had that shit eating grin since brawl
he eats motocycles
11194d No.14982571
>>14982548
I don't mind it because it's hard for me to really care, and also fuck the Landmaster.
f63770 No.14982577
>>14982555
>>14982570
Wario was the original soyboy except instead of soy he eats garlic
60097c No.14982578
>>14982246
Metroid fans want more Metroid characters than just Samus. Metroid doesn't really have any more major characters beside boss monsters lacking in personality, but Metroid NEEDS more characters because it's my favourite series, and this is a competition. So here we are.
795fce No.14982583
a13faf No.14982591
>>14982550
But they're all a fucking cutscene, if they wanted it streamlined they would've kept it in game and not to a random cutscene.
>>14982548
Competitive Smash has become cancer, items are a good way to have fun
6a27d1 No.14982593
>>14982571
at least falco can truly prefer the air now
a13faf No.14982602
>>14982583
Geno never belonged in Smash. He's a meme from Newgrounds when we were all 10.
868d10 No.14982607
>>14982473
Could be items from Hero and moves from the gba RPGs along with the lots of bomb variations, I dunno.
>>14982512
>>14982495
More importantly, the water from the hydrant can now be hit and destroyed. Dunno how this will affect the fruits, this may be a huge buff or a huge debuff. Trampoline can now be hit and it takes a charge, this seems like a buff to "spike" people offstage and also makes it more relevant on-stage, but also may be debuffed as a recovery move.
cf0581 No.14982615
>>14982577
But Garlic does the opposite of soy things.
60097c No.14982617
>>14982529
So, the fun ones?
f9832c No.14982619
>>14982602
>Newgrounds
The only thing that site was good for was playing N, Alien Hominid, and that one Pico's School shooter game. Literally nobody else played it
b8b904 No.14982621
>>14982532
Like putting sparkles on a dry turd.
>>14982538
>I was talking about the part where you say smash games are shallow and have no competition
Well I did say they turned into that. I don't mind Smash as a concept. I played the original for years and enjoyed melee to an extent (mained Kirby). What I don't fucking get is the hype for these new games that are so trash they're almost unplayable. This is something reddit or cuckchan should get excited about. Not here.
>>14982578
>Metroid fans want more Metroid characters than just Samus
Then play a Metroid game.
>but Metroid NEEDS more characters because it's my favourite series, and this is a competition.
Which completely misses what I stated about the games themselves being shit. You may as well collect cards with your favorite characters if all you care about is the roster and not the actual gameplay.
314293 No.14982624
>>14982512
>>14982512
I'm a pac-man main, so here is everything I noticed.
>side-B might be more powerful (could just be high percent)
>new up-tilt
>he can now hit the water (to not push him I guess) (not sure if other characters can do it too)
>enemies can now hit your trampoline
>green trampoline state
>hitting enemies into trampoline seems to instantly send them to free fall
>new final smash
c072d8 No.14982630
>>14982548
I kinda don't like how they said Smashes are streamlined, but then they show aimable smashes like Samus's.
f63770 No.14982631
>>14982615
He's the anti-soyboy
7d91e1 No.14982633
>daisy got in
>still no simon belmont
SAD
314293 No.14982644
>>14982624
havent seen down air, I'm hoping they change it to the bounce from Pac-Man World 2
11194d No.14982647
>>14982630
I think they were referring to Final Smashes that were more or less "awkwardly stumble around the stage trying to hit people."
669a24 No.14982659
>all retro stages are rebuilt from the ground up instead of being direct ports
964b33 No.14982664
Cloud can cast thunder with taunt
cf0581 No.14982665
>>14982631
Exactly. He's Woyboy.
a13faf No.14982673
>>14982633
All hell will break loose now that the Daisyfags have been appeased. Listening to fans was a mistake. What a terrible night to have video games.
cf0581 No.14982674
>>14982633
>Daisy got in as an (((echo))) character
b41a63 No.14982681
>>14982659
Yeah I will admit HD Great Bay and Peach's Castle look good
1bce8f No.14982684
>>14982515
>click on Sonic's trailer
>see this
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
f63770 No.14982688
>>14982674
>You call clone characters "echo characters?"
>Yes. It's a regional dialect.
8b97b8 No.14982689
>jigglypuff is still KO'd on shield break
I still don't understand how out of all characters she gets that kind of drawback.
60097c No.14982690
>>14982621
Well, that's what I've been saying for years. Pick characters with the best potential to be good characters. Don't just argue for representation for your favourite series like this is affirmative action or something.
ace4ad No.14982692
cf0581 No.14982701
>>14982688
>Really? What region?
5bf304 No.14982705
>>14982684
Knuckles is an assist, theres an obvious difference in model quality.
f63770 No.14982706
>>14982701
>Uhhhhhhhhh, upstate New Donk?
a13faf No.14982708
>>14982674
They better not have their own character slot, it better be an Alph sort of deal. Then again, I've given up on Nintendo already.
868d10 No.14982709
>>14982621
>I played the original for years and enjoyed melee to an extent (mained Kirby). What I don't fucking get is the hype for these new games that are so trash they're almost unplayable.
Had nothing to do with the discussion but I can't let that one slide
In melee Kirby had an absurdly useless side-b on air and his forward and back throws could be jumped off of eventually canceling them, they were also suicide kills when next to the ledges but of course only you'd die if the opponent just decided to jump while you're performing it.
If you think that's more playable than the newer titles then you don't know what you're talking about.
>>14982684
He was an assist in 4 too.
314293 No.14982719
>>14982706
Really? I'm from Utica and I never heard the term "echo characters".
b41a63 No.14982722
>>14982684
Assist definitely
>>14982709
He was an assist? I thought only Shadow was. Knuckles got a Trophy and a Mii Costume, but not an Assist trophy.
cf0581 No.14982724
>>14982706
>Well, I'm from Cranky Street, and I've never heard anyone use that term before.
b8b904 No.14982727
>>14982690
>Pick characters with the best potential to be good characters
Why don't we pick a good fucking franchise first? Why is it I'm speaking another language when I call the game itself trash? Who the fuck is purchasing a game just for the characters and nothing else?
>>14982709
>If you think that's more playable than the newer titles then you don't know what you're talking about.
I never stated it was playable. I'm stating the new games are fucking garbage and people are acting like that's a minor flaw.
6a27d1 No.14982729
>>14982709
>He was an assist in 4 too.
Shadow was an assist, not Knuckles
cf8287 No.14982732
>>14981460
>Everything is bad except Melee
4ce8f5 No.14982745
bbc079 No.14982746
>dodging repeatedly makes it worse
I know next to nothing about high level Smash, but aren't those autists gonna blow a gasket over this? I really hope so :^)
b8b904 No.14982749
>>14981655
>defending current smash
Jesus fuck this board is contaminated.
60097c No.14982750
>>14982727
I don't care that you don't like Smash. I do. I'm not going to change your mind. You're not going to change mine.
b8b904 No.14982751
>>14982745
Get an argument first faggot
b8b904 No.14982765
>>14982750
>You're not going to change mine.
Of course not, arguments are scary to fanboys.
f1905c No.14982766
>>14982732
Don't worry about them, they were a member of the "2big4U" crowd and got rectally roasted
60097c No.14982772
>>14982765
I find it subjectively fun. Argue with that.
964b33 No.14982773
>DeDeDe can Absorb his own Gordo and shoot it as projectile after throwing it for area control if he wants too
4ce8f5 No.14982777
>>14982751
no arguments needed. You're a sandy vagina getting buttblasted about a party fighter. Fuck off.
11194d No.14982778
>>14982684
Must be an assist trophy.
d2f582 No.14982781
Also: is wavedashing back?
f499ad No.14982782
>>14982746
The Smash 4 competitive autists are going to bitch about it for sure.
f63770 No.14982788
>>14982724
>Oh, not in Cranky Street, no, it's an Expresso Street expression.
6a27d1 No.14982792
>>14982781
well, directional are dodges are back, so…
6a27d1 No.14982797
cc230e No.14982805
>>14981460
>Its not my shitty broken ugly boring gamecube game that homosexuals play at EVO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kill yourself tournyfag.
b41a63 No.14982807
>>14982781
there's directional airdoges so unless Sakurai is an evil fucker, yes
They might not be as useful to do, though
868d10 No.14982817
>>14982708
The moveset is different for them, just slightly, but still different. Alph is just an model swap.
>>14982722
>>14982729
Oh yeah, shit I'm misremembering
>>14982727
>I played the original broken games for years and enjoyed them to an extent
>What I don't fucking get is the hype for people to play the new broken games for years and enjoy them to an extent
>the old ones were just as unplayable guise, but the reason I don't liked the older ones and not the new ones is because they're uplayable. This is not damage control at all
7d91e1 No.14982819
>>14982673
>>14982674
>in current year we cant have strong male characters that fight for god and mankind, only waifus and furry
Its a shame because i dont dislike daisyfags.
I mean come on man, simon has a moveset already based on super castlevania 4, and you could have his outfits be richter and trevor and you would appease all castlevania fags forever.
b41a63 No.14982821
>>14982805
I'm a competitive Smash fag and I want Melee to finally be surpassed
d2f582 No.14982824
d2f582 No.14982834
>>14982824
Wrong thread, stream is hosting SSBU again
eb5b80 No.14982837
>>14982277
Is Daisy canonically thicker than Peach?
bbc079 No.14982843
3689f6 No.14982844
>>14982684
Why wasn't Knuckles mentioned as an assist trophy in the main thing then? I would be surprised if this was a sneaky reveal.
>>14982732
Melee is the shittiest. It has the worst, smelliest fanbase. To think no one has created as much of an uproar even against the smell of furfags in cumstained fursuits after hours of yiffing. They're the Nurgle worshippers of this millenium.
>>14982777
Trips confirm.
868d10 No.14982847
>>14982792
>>14982807
I've only seen dodges straight to the right or to the left on all footage so far.
cf0581 No.14982848
>>14982819
There's still a not-yet-confirmed 66th character. Maybe we'll get a surprise trailer over the next two days.
cf0581 No.14982852
>>14982823
>Daisy gets the superior Blue Toad
54b779 No.14982855
>>14982821
>I'm a competitive Smash fag
So when were you diagnosed with autism?
a13faf No.14982856
>>14982819
I'm not against Simon, far from it, I support him joining as well as Goemon and Rayman. But now that we have Daisy it's possible more shit requests will be fulfilled.
b8b904 No.14982861
>>14982772
>I find Overwatch fun. Argue with that
Also you're buying from kikes who can release just about anything as long as it has your favorite character in it. Maybe in a few years time when you can pirate this shit and have a community who makes the game actually half decent you can hold a stronger argument about this.
>>14982777
>party fighter
It's like you enjoy sounding like a retard when you say those 2 words together and think they mesh. But hey at least you can admit the game is garbage and that the only thing your looking forward to is based entirely in fanboyism.
>the old ones were just as unplayable guise
Melee was more playable. The original was less so but simple and it went downhill by Brawl. If you want to get an argument I'll be waiting.
b8b904 No.14982866
>>14982861
Last greentext and on meant for
>>14982817
b41a63 No.14982868
>>14982855
/v/ usually hates when developers casualize and dumb down games except for Smash, for some reason
a5ebf1 No.14982869
>>14981517
It is OURTIME Bros. Best part of E3 for me
d2f582 No.14982872
>>14982856
>>14982819
Konami is the devil, anons
60097c No.14982881
>>14982805
I hate Tourneyfags, but wanting the game to be worse for everyone just to spite Tourneyfags is some stupid shit.
Melee is still the most fun game to play, because it's fast. There's no reason not to bring that back.
4ce8f5 No.14982882
>>14982861
>waahhh anyone who like nitedo game is f-fanboy!!
eat a bowl of dicks shitbrain.
80e70f No.14982884
>>14982868
>/v/ is one person
7a5bee No.14982885
So with Bayonetta in the base game ensuring they get CERO's sexual themes mark anyways, will pantsu return?
6a27d1 No.14982890
>>14982821
who's your main
cc230e No.14982891
>>14982821
>competitive Smash fag
>So autistic he admits to being gay
Brawl surpassed it.
a13faf No.14982895
>>14982872
Yes, but they hold onto valuable IPs and characters.
b41a63 No.14982897
>>14982890
In Melee? Falco/Link
In Project M, Squirtle
7d91e1 No.14982899
>>14982848
I hope anon, i hope, and his smash better be a huge FUCK YOU cross of faith.
>>14982872
Do not tarnish the memory of beloved old veideogames with the current state of companies anon, my heart cant deal with that suffering.
54b779 No.14982901
>>14982868
>casualizing a series of casual party games
So how about that autism diagnosis?
b41a63 No.14982903
>>14982891
Brawl had the only good single player mode but tripping was ass and so was Meta Knight
b8b904 No.14982910
>>14982882
>he said actively liking a game that's shit for no reason other than the fact that it has Nintendo characters in it
>B-but I'm not a fanboy!
You can not sound any less like a retard if you tried.
d2f582 No.14982911
>>14982890
Melee: Samus, Marth, Luigi
Project M: Samus, Marth, Luigi, ZSS and Zelda is by far my best
11194d No.14982912
>>14982844
>Why wasn't Knuckles mentioned as an assist trophy in the main thing then? I would be surprised if this was a sneaky reveal.
They do the same thing with Krystal in Fox's video. It's just assist trophies.
cf0581 No.14982914
>>14982899
>I hope anon, i hope, and his smash better be a huge FUCK YOU cross of faith.
I hope one of his attacks is the bible subweapon, though that's more of a Richter thing.
b41a63 No.14982916
>>14982901
Melee could be played casually or competitively
Brawl only worked as a casual game
91a186 No.14982919
>>14982708
Daisy is different from Peach and has her own slot. Why are you bitching about characters taking up slots anyways? That's a dead argument. Literally every fighter is back now, and it's not like slots are limited. If a character doesn't get in, they were never planned to be in to begin with.
6a27d1 No.14982920
>>14982897
>>14982911
do you even play smash 4?
a13faf No.14982926
>>14982919
Cause it'd be a fucking eyesore.
cc230e No.14982927
>>14982868
>One man's journey into the never ending abyss that is autism.
Because Smash is a party game you faggot. Its casual by default.
b41a63 No.14982930
>>14982919
No anon don't you know
creating an image on the character select screen takes up 95% of a new characters dev time
>>14982920
Not competitively no
b8b904 No.14982936
>>14982901
"party games" is just another way of saying you enjoy competitive games with no actual competition. Your entire genre is shit and self defeating before you even turn the game on.
>>14982927
And it's shit by default.
f63770 No.14982938
Don't forget about the invitational tonight, they might reveal another character
>E3 2013
>Mega Man and Villager revealed during Direct, WFT revealed afterwards
>2014
>Palu and Mii Fighters revealed during Direct, the Pac revealed afterwards
>2018
>Ridley and Daisy revealed during Direct
There's a pattern, here. Granted, Inklings were also there, so that does technically make three new characters, but they were revealed before E3, so maybe not.
4ce8f5 No.14982956
>>14982910
>its bad because i say so!
fellate a shotgun.
868d10 No.14982959
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14982861
>>14982866
>Melee was more playable.
>If you want to get an argument I'll be waiting.
No need to wait, bro, the argument is here >>14982709
You still didn't adress it.
have some fun videos just in case you want more
(embed) and https://youtu.be/uEA9QSM1BUU
I agree that Brawl had big flaws that made it actually worse than melee, despite fixing almost all the broken shit. But 4 fixed all the shit on Brawl and is a much better and solid game.
cc230e No.14982963
>>14982916
>Plays Melee
>Plebbit spacing
>MUH COMPETITIVE!
This is why we shoot you people.
11194d No.14982966
>>14982956
I already filtered him a dozen posts ago, thread feels so much nicer.
d2f582 No.14982979
So far, the amount of freeze frames is smaller than in 4. Nice, makes it a lot faster.
>>14982959
Melee is OK but I honestly think Project M is better. Same situation as AM2R.
60097c No.14982988
>>14982861
>m-muh Overwatch! that's a game the /v/ hivemind hates. Now you have to admit defeat. Haha!
I've never played it. I've fapped to it a few times. It might be fun. I have no idea, and I don't really care to tell other people they can't enjoy it.
>muh kikes
Fuck off, nigger. Every video game exists to make money. No shit.
868d10 No.14982997
>>14982979
>Melee is OK but I honestly think Project M is better.
Agreed.
2c5dc6 No.14983001
I'm actually impressed they added back directional air dodging and made short hop attacks literal tech. Now they just have to not absolutely shit up the 3rd parties.
Retards actually can't dismiss this like the pathetic mistake 4 was. Who can't wait for the new Ridley and Samus porn?
11194d No.14983016
>>14983001
>Who can't wait for the new Ridley and Samus porn?
I always thought it was disturbing how little of it there was.
cc230e No.14983017
>Some fag is mentioning Project M
b8b904 No.14983018
>>14982956
>its bad because i say so!
>coming from he faggot that can't state why it's good
Get an agrument.
>>14982959
>No need to wait, bro, the argument is here
I already stated Kirby wasn't a playable character. And I also don't place a lot of amount of actual competitive element to any game in the franchise. Smash 4 turned the game into a roster collection series with very low actual fair competition.
>>14982988
>m-muh Overwatch! that's a game the /v/ hivemind hates. Now you have to admit defeat. Haha!
Congrats on completely missing the point. You can "subjectively" enjoy Overwatch. It's still a shit game. I can name any game you have played and actively hated if that works for you.
>Every video game exists to make money. No shit.
Oh so what EA does to its consumers is ok because they're making money now? Gotcha.
d2f582 No.14983046
b41a63 No.14983073
>>14982979
>>14982997
Most competitive fags think PM is better
>>14983017
Its the best console modded game of all time
87ad73 No.14983083
>>14981876
A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his relatives and his own family.
60097c No.14983094
>>14983018
It's subjectively a shit game.
I actually think what EA does is okay. If moronic fans are going to enable them, they deserve to be taken advantage of. No one forces you to buy a lootbox. A company is going to do what's profitable. It's on the audience to make sure things they don't like don't become profitable.
b8b904 No.14983095
>>14983073
>competitive fags
A competitive aspect in a fighting game? Who would have thought. Not defending PM though.
1bce8f No.14983155
>>14982722
>>14982705
>>14982778
>>14982692
Yeah, assist seems most likely. I was hoping he was an unfinished character and Sakurai did this to tease us until a reveal trailer. A man can dream alright? Hoping his ability is interesting at least and more creative then "punch the ground and cause an earthquake".
d2f582 No.14983161
Did someone already mention the ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA Donkey Kong punch?
868d10 No.14983174
>>14983018
>I already stated Kirby wasn't a playable character.(you never actually did that)
>my main wasn't playable, lol
>I don't care about the competitive aspect when playing the games
>Smash 4 had a bad competitive aspect, so it's a bad one
Here's the tierlist for both melee and 4.
In melee tournaments you most matches only features the 4 S and SS characters, Below it until Captain falcon is still common, but anything below that is almost never seen. That's because it's very unbalanced, the bad characters are pretty much useless compared to the top ones.
In smash tournaments, while there are prominenly more high tiers in tourneys, since they have better tools for the metagame. But it's common to see characters from the whole roster on lots of competitive matches. That's because the characters are much more balanced, the "bad characters" are still good enough to be relevant if the player is good with it.
b8b904 No.14983189
>>14983094
>It's subjectively a shit game.
It's objectively a shit game. Believe it or not you can actually critique a game and see why it doesn't work on a factual and logical level.
>If moronic fans are going to enable them, they deserve to be taken advantage of
When you subversively do so however and break the law in the process this is ok to? You can't defend the actions taken just because people are willing to buy into them. You're actively paying money knowing full well that these kikes are only looking out for profit instead of delivering a decent product. And because of that the games suffer in the process. If you want to state that there's nothing wrong with that fine, but you have 0 claim to call anything bullshit or bad in a game as a result when you fully support said actions.
>No one forces you to buy a lootbox.
Nobody forced people to gamble either and yet it's an unhealthy addiction that shouldn't be in games for children.
>It's on the audience to make sure things they don't like don't become profitable.
The audience has no claim however when the companies control the marketing. You ever wonder why marketing consists of over 65% of most AAA budgets? It's for exactly the failsafe you seem to think exists.
f9832c No.14983201
>>14983174
Don't forget that time last year where the "top player" Smash autist tourneyfag dropped because the controllers they provided didn't have one of the 1-in-50 manufacturing defect he needed to do his tricks
f9832c No.14983217
>>14983174
Also where's Brawl?
d2f582 No.14983219
>>14983174
This too is why Project M is a better game in my book; the tier list is balanced better.
11194d No.14983231
>>14983201
Last I heard they're now making cables and shit to emulate these defects they rely on.
f499ad No.14983241
>>14983161
Back to reddit with you.
820388 No.14983251
b8b904 No.14983266
>>14983174
>(you never actually did that)
Nigger I literally agreed with you that Kirby was a bad playable character. That was never my point however.
>I don't care about the competitive aspect when playing the games
Never stated this.
>Smash 4 had a bad competitive aspect, so it's a bad one
It doesn't HAVE a competitive aspect which is part of the problem.
Honestly I don't follow the competative community to closely. (just look at the people who fucking play the games competitively jesus christ) But you're not going to blankly tell me that the competitive aspects to the game are on par or equal to other fighting games. And while I don't want a SF2 clone or anything I do expect a game about fighting to have some fair competition in it. Smash has somehow existed as a blend of no actual competition and some slight competitive aspects as long as you artistically remain within a very specific and retarded ruleset. PM attempted to fix this and we all know the contention result that came from it.
868d10 No.14983268
>>14983201
That's fucking ridiculous, but I don't know how that's relevant to my post.
>>14983217
I don't have it on me right now, but heres a quick summary:
Meta Knight > rest of the roster
60097c No.14983278
>>14983189
>It's objectively a shit game
Literally no such thing.
>they need to introduce laws to save me from my own stupidity
No. Stop being stupid. Don't drink yourself to death. Don't gamble your life savings away. Don't shoot yourself in the dick. it's not that hard.
d2f582 No.14983283
>>14983241
Tier lists are stupid, but they do represent the balance of the characters decently well. If you compare it to brawl and melee (and 4 to an extent) you see a lot of extremes (Fox/Kirby, Meta Knight, Bayo/Cloud) and in PM this balance is much better.
>>14983231
>>14983201
Shield dropping is pretty stupid. Those player are idiots.
972d00 No.14983302
>>14981517
>>14980884
>Daisy and fucking Ridley get in
>get hyped at the scene where Bomberman Shows up
>just a assist throphy
Fuck this gay Earth
b8b904 No.14983326
>>14983278
>Literally no such thing.
There is. Let me guess you're one of those "everything is subjective there is no truth" fags? You can take a game and see what mechanics and assets mesh well or not. To state otherwise just means you've never tried or refuse to accept such a concept.
>No. Stop being stupid
When the primary audience for most of the games that offer lootboxes are often rated and intended for younger audiences that's not a realistic possibility. Why don't you acknowledge how companies are doing everything in their power to curb favor of a game through subversive tactics first? Like paying people to shill their products on social media or flooding the budget into marketing instead of a decent game because normalfags have no aspect of wuality control?
f63770 No.14983330
>>14983302
I wanted Waluigi but I have to appreciate how Sakurai double blew me the fuck out
Not only is Waluigi still an assist trophy but fucking Daisy got in before he did
Actually I got triple blown the fuck out since I was a big fucking Ridley naysayer but I'm less angry about Ridley than I am Waluigi
Still, I like Daisy too. Shame she's just a clone.
Oh I'm sorry, not a clone, an "echo fighter"
2c5dc6 No.14983363
>>14983016
Prepare for the storm. Apparently, SSB results in an explosion of porn. More reason not to want your normalfag unfriendly waifu or retarded secondaries.
Ridley's definitely giving us some hot new rape now he's actually here. Fucker even taunted Samus and the audience by twirling Mario's hat after fucking him and Megaman up.
d2f582 No.14983376
868d10 No.14983378
>>14983266
>Nigger I literally agreed with you that Kirby was a bad playable character.
Didn't notice.
>Never stated this.
I think I misurdestood this line you said then
>And I also don't place a lot of amount of actual competitive element to any game in the franchise.
Reading it again, I have no idea what you meant with this, if not that.
>It doesn't HAVE a competitive aspect which is part of the problem.
>What is all the tourneys people play seriously
>But you're not going to blankly tell me that the competitive aspects to the game are on par or equal to other fighting games.
I never said that. But you're actually saying the opposite, while admitting to not follow the competitive scene to know what you're talking about.
I agree with you though, on saying that the game needs a player-made rule-set in order to become competitive, the default rules and way the game treats certain situations isn't very competitive. With those player-made rulings it's actually a fairly balanced and fair competition.
60097c No.14983390
>>14983326
>"everything is subjective there is no truth"
Entertainment is subjective. Do you fell amused? If "yes" the entertainment has succeeded at it's function of entertaining.
Something like the quality of a car is not subjective. If it doesn't start when you try to drive it, it has failed at it's function of transportation.
>muh kids
Kids usually have parents who need to slap them more often. The state shouldn't be stepping in to raise people's kids any more than is necessary.
f9832c No.14983392
>>14983363
There's already a decent amount of Ridley SFM porn already, so…
3689f6 No.14983400
>>14983386
>indie shit didn't get into Smash
That's a good thing.
11194d No.14983412
>>14983392
>SFM porn
Anon, please, my standards may be low but they're still there.
8269b8 No.14983441
>>14981386
Oh god don't start this autism
>Metroid Prime 3d modeler (I think) from Retro Studios who modeled Meta Ridley
>always referred to Ridley in female pronouns like "she" (or at least how it was written in the interviews)
>autists and feminists start screeching that Ridley is female and that it's canon
>all from some modeler presumably from Texas that worked on Metroid Prime
You have no idea how long it took folks to drop this autism.
>>14981655
>>14981848
>>14982732
>>14982805
He's right though, this isn't nearly as much of a NEW SMASH GAME as nintendo fans were parroting. Much more in between and has many elements of "Smash 4 deluxe". I'm not trying to downplay the new stuff though.
>>14982881
Also this, the core gameplay of Smash generally didn't get better over time and many argue it got worse, which is especially true with Brawl. They only get away with it because of all the extra content they throw in every game but that doesn't really matter if the gameplay itself doesn't improve.
b8b904 No.14983578
>>14983378
>What is all the tourneys people play seriously
And they're jokes. There's a reason the "competitive smash" scene has been widely regarded as laughable since its conception. It doesn't hold a candle to actual fighting competitions and it probably never will.
>while admitting to not follow the competitive scene to know what you're talking about.
I barely follow it. Big difference. I don't need to see a scene to know why a party game wont work in a competitive environment though.
>>14983390
>Entertainment is subjective
It's not. Same goes with art and film. You can objectively pick apart scenes and structure to state what's wrong or right with it. If you enjoy something despite being bad that's another concept entirely. Which is why I wouldn't care if you could pirate these games (which we will be able to do soon assuming the Switch crack can alleviate the stress with making decent emulation software for the PC)
>Do you fell amused? If "yes" the entertainment has succeeded at it's function of entertaining.
People here are amused with how bad Gone Home is. Does that also make it a good game? Again, your logic is faulty as hell here.
>Kids usually have parents who need to slap them more often
And when said parents aren't aware of what's actually occurring in their games because lootboxes are disguised as gambling it creates a problem. There's a reason marketers/lawyers do everything in their power to fight against rulings like this.
And AGAIN, please acknowledge how consumers are supposed to be aware of these practices when its their sole job to make sure they aren't aware through subversive tactics.
6a27d1 No.14983592
>>14983302
m-mods will fix it!!!
6b1e80 No.14983631
6a27d1 No.14983665
>>14983631
>brinstar Depths
i liked the melee version better. but my opinion probably doesn't count because i'm apparently allergic to violins.
b8b904 No.14983708
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>>14983674
>Brawls music is still the best
Hard to top that shit though I guess.
d2f582 No.14983715
>>14983674
> Brinstar's Depths
> Is actually Kraid's Lair
Meh
Nice rendition though
649db2 No.14983724
>>14981517
I'm incredibly happy because now all the fart fetish stuff with her is canonized
f63770 No.14983728
>>14983715
In Melee it was the music for Brinstar Depths too. This is a different remix from the one in Melee, though.
d2f582 No.14983757
>>14983728
I know. I can play it on the piano and it'll always be Kraids Lair for me because of Metroid and Metroid Zero Mission
6a27d1 No.14983761
>>14983715
>the fart fetish stuff with her is canonized
please no
d2f582 No.14983770
>>14983761
Wrong post m8 prepare to get bullied
b8b904 No.14983771
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Posting more Brawl music because people overlooked it due to the game being garbage.
9f9734 No.14983789
>Trump is president
>Ridley in Smash Bros
Confirmed we're in an alternate timeline.
b8b904 No.14983821
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Some of these songs sound like they belong in old PS1 titles. Fuck it, check out the OST playlist on youtube. Genuinely a solid tracklist.
b8b904 No.14983875
>>14983857
This joke was almost as funny as it was in 2013.
7c7db3 No.14983888
>>14983875
The character introduction for Ridley following the same format at Sm4sh means we can still use these. Aren't you overjoyed?
b8b904 No.14983917
>>14983888
It concretes my opinion that if I could take Nintendo (or just Smash alone shit) down with me into a bottomless pit I would.
ba96e3 No.14983918
>>14983789
>Microsoft had the best E3 presentation
WHAT IS HAPPENING
9f9734 No.14983951
>>14983918
Not long ago, a massive asteroid was about to collide with the Earth and end life as we knew it. Despite their best efforts, scientists were unable to figure out any way to stop it or redirect it. Instead the governments of the world banded together, inspired by The Matrix, to create a network to upload as many lives as possible. The incredibly powerful nature of the computer allowed not only the simultaneous processing of all these minds, but it could do it so fast that a few days in real life were many years in the simulation.
b3f9c9 No.14983972
>>14983918
Has to be the work of some filthy xeno scum.
b8b904 No.14983973
>>14983918
>best
By best you mean the least shit? I can't even argue any of them reached that metric.
946e15 No.14984106
>>14981282
Daddy Ridley isn't fucking around.
6c0c3f No.14984330
>>14982492
Why is K Rool taking a bong hit?
ba96e3 No.14984401
>>14984106
There is going to be a huge influx of Ridley on Samus porn
a50462 No.14984706
>>14983017
Not even a competitive player.
Project M is easily better than brawl, brawl was my least favorite smash. PM kept improving their old work and too bad it was cut short on 3.6b
Smash mods also gave Ridley a true tail stab hop, where the fuck is my deadly pogo Sakurai? He should be able to terrorize people in the air, like a heavy jigs or kirby.
I always wanted him to be in, but never really thought he would be official. But it feels like a half hearted victory for Ridleyfags.
b82257 No.14984947
8269b8 No.14984954
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Don't worry I won't be a dumping autist so please be nice mods.
b8b904 No.14985050
>>14984954
We're past bump limit so it doesn't matter. Dump away.
2c5dc6 No.14986102
>>14983392
>sfmshit
Hell the fuck no. Can't even get any good clothes ripping, let alone fucking decent expressions.
f94f7f No.14986574
>>14981846
As always she get's the shaft every time but at least she made it in without being a cameo or a normal trophy.
b8b904 No.14986620
>>14986102
Or model variety.
2c5dc6 No.14987399
>>14984954
Gods speed, anon.
2c5dc6 No.14987440
7dac13 No.14987669
>>14980884
I want to touch Ridley's groin
7f4a44 No.14988080
>>14982393
>>what is Melee
A party game. Every "pro" melee character gets their ass beat at actual fighters.
f63770 No.14988124
>>14982633
Hey anon, I got good news and bad news.
The good news is that a guy predicted Smash Ultimate and Ridley and all the veterans returning as well as Soul Calibur 6, TMNT in Injustice 2, and other shit. And this guy said Belmont would be in, so he's guaranteed!
Bad news?
He also said Steve from Minecraft would be in it.
e34a03 No.14988140
Alright. So. I know there's a lot to be said about Ridley.
But can we take a moment to appreciate that they didn't fuck him up? They didn't use Other M Ridley, for one. And we saw Meta Ridley as an alternate skin. Anyone else hoping for X Parasite Ridley?
cb71ab No.14988185
>>14988140
>implying the X didn't git gud at imitation and make a perfect clone of Ridley to make it into Smash
>implying the rest of the fighters aren't X clones by now
>implying Sakurai isn't an X clone
60097c No.14988300
>>14988080
>Smash players aren't as good at games they don't play as much as Smash
Shocker
b8b904 No.14989110
>>14988300
They actually beat them at smash dipshit.
5b7bf5 No.14991549
I know Sakurai said not to expect too many newcomers, but does the fact that we have an official term for clones in Echo Fighters, and that they don't have their own number in the roster mean that Sakurai doesn't consider Echoes to be newcomers? Notice that Roy, Ganondorf, and Doc aren't considered Echo Fighters.
Assuming we get enough newcomers to make the roster an even 70, not counting Echoes, who do you want?
>Vergeben claims Simon is a newcomer
>Shadow using Chaos powers or Robotnik with a mech, if Robotnik makes it Shadow should be an Echo
>Zero, or for something more unique, Vent/Aile with MegaMerge mechanic like Shulk's Monado Arts
>King K. Rool
>Mage/Trident Ganondorf, we've already got 3 Links
>Fuck it, Bayonetta's in, let's add Dante