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8eabc1 No.14853727
It's out, and frankly it's shit as a game, but kinda passable as a movie, even though the entire plotline is stolen from several different movies and books. Here it is /v/, Sony's movie game funding and David Cage's magnum anus.
c982a2 No.14853732
8eabc1 No.14853735
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>>14853727
Here's the feel good ending where President Not-Hillary Clinton, gives the androids the entire shithole of Detroit and recognizes them as sentient beings. Well, there goes another robot uprising in the future.
8eabc1 No.14853748
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>>14853732
About a day now, there's a lot of cheesy and unoriginal shit in this movie game, here's the Antifa Civil Rights Faggots
51784d No.14853752
>>14853727
I find David Cage's games more funny than anything else. All his plots have some weird shit and are japan level of pop and american culture understanding. With the right attitude the games can be good and entertaining.
ce7cb1 No.14853753
I am ready to watch the Nigger, the Cuck and the Frog play this trash
10d515 No.14853755
So when does the nonsensical supernatural shit come up in this game?
3bfc17 No.14853767
>>14853735
>Welcome to Canada
5049e4 No.14853771
>>14853753
slowpoke here but how is mat a cuck?
ce7cb1 No.14853775
>>14853771
He's deep into that tumblr shit and his wife is an alt-chick so he's not far off.
8eabc1 No.14853776
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>>14853752
Well, this time the faggot actually learned from his favorite VNs on escalation and having consequences on all choices, you can kill one playable character, and something happens, well except for David's waifu Kara, she seems to be a sidestory and has nothing going for her other than playing runaway.
>>14853753
My favorite part is the One on One fight with Marcus and Connor, all the choices is just, lifted from some goddamn movie.
>>14853755
Checked, no, it seems to be some metaphysical shit where the androids see remnants of other androids in their minds or contacting with their creators like in the case of Connor.
>>14853767
>#RefugeesWelcome
>Android Underground Railroad stolen from Fallout 4
Hahaha, it was fucking shit.
8eabc1 No.14853801
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God, it's pretty entertaining to see how much shit David is stealing.
c982a2 No.14853805
>>14853748
>Implying Antifabots wouldn't murder at any opportunity
wew
860e88 No.14853832
>its shit
It is a david cage game you dumb fucking cunt, what did you expect
ee9265 No.14853844
I like the part when the detective android sees a black man in prison and the black guy gets up and says "what the fuck you looking at?" Other than that, it's likely shit like most of his games.
7b8eae No.14853867
>literally no points out abundance of mixed mutts and blacks in this game
Are you really okay with this why does Americans do this to themselves. Why do you portrait mixed races as something good/beatiful when i fact this shit makes me angry as fuck. Also why would they make mixed mutts robots or black? Please tell me you are not okay with this.
51784d No.14853877
>>14853867
>Why black robots
Somebody needs to work in the cotton plantations. Also, imagine what power could achieve the BBC and cucking industries with the invention of mechanical niggers.
57a757 No.14853892
>"a game over screen is a failure for a dev!"
Like he knows what a game is. If this piece of shit is to be called a video game, then those books that say "go page 27 to fight the troll, go to page 34 to get fucked by the troll" are video games too. It's all QTE walking sim. Even in those shitty " the walking dead" games there is more action.
57a757 No.14853897
>>14853752
Please. It's all a gigantic clichè. They even have the detective go to a night club. Like, they used every trick in the old, moldy book.
32014e No.14853910
>>14853867
>implying cage and Quantic dream are american
This is the America that Canadians and French dream of, a multicultural land run by a woman.
51784d No.14853915
>>14853897
It's not bad to use cliches imo. It's preferable to have smart narrative and all of that but not every game needs to advance the medium.
I like the detective as a character tho. He's like an idiotic version of Robocop.
b8ac43 No.14853919
>>14853867
It's called Detroit.
51784d No.14853925
>>14853910
America is already multicultural. Even if the country was only white. White people have different cultures, you know…
8eabc1 No.14853935
>>14853832
David Cage's next golden turd of course! it's getting rave reviews because he actually learned from his last games, he only needed to manipulate any idiot playing this game with melodrama and feel good bullshit!
>>14853867
>>14853919
57a757 No.14853947
>>14853915
The clichè becomes a problem when you feel like you have already seen this movie. The whole game is just a lazy adaptation of like, 3 classic films.
4a4c25 No.14853985
51784d No.14854000
>>14853947
I understand but that doesn't make the game any better or worse. Do you think that every person will be like you?
Every idea is derivative, pal. Even when we think we are being original.
8eabc1 No.14854001
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>>14853985
No anon, that's Television Shitpost Central, not movies.
Also, best ending.
938831 No.14854027
>>14854000
Where's the game anon? This is an interactive experience.
045798 No.14854237
>>14854001
>By creating machines more intelligent than ourselves
What a pile. How? They didn't and could not. They made them AS intelligent as people, not moreso.
The whole game is about muh feeling of ROBOTS. Let them all die. Who cares? It's like your laptop becoming "sentient" it's merely a simulacrum of actual life not actual life. I bet Cage thinks robots could one day develop their own breed of child, too, like they evolve technologically to give birth to robot babies and that makes them even more humaner
045798 No.14854241
>BACK OF THE BUS
>EXTERMINATION CAMPS
So if you play your cards right you, too, could help in the Robocaust.
51784d No.14854303
>>14854237
We are robots made of flesh.
8eabc1 No.14854326
>>14854237
> I bet Cage thinks robots could one day develop their own breed of child, too, like they evolve technologically to give birth to robot babies and that makes them even more humaner
One segment of the game where you play as Mullato Markus is to make a demand for android rights speech, has one of the options tick in with "Means of Reproduction"
>>14854241
This kind of social justice shit means that David might actually win big, considering his last games were terrible crime drama or shitty sci-fi movie.
a6731b No.14854337
I usually watch these movie games on youtube for the plot if it seems interesting enough, but I couldn't get past the first twenty minutes with this one. Robot lady keeps cleaning the house with mundane shit while massive stereotype violent angry drunk dad keeps shouting. I honestly expect more than from basic movies from game writing these days so this is just pathetic.
8eabc1 No.14854370
>>14854337
Plot twist, the "daughter" of the drunk is also an android, guess what Kara's whole story is? Cage pretty much stole shit from Spielberg's AI flick.
51784d No.14854390
>>14854370
Post the scene, please.
70619f No.14854504
>>14854370
is she a sex slave
2dca59 No.14854512
>>14854303
>We are robots made of flesh
Wrong faggot. We are actually organic mechas being piloted by our brains.
51784d No.14854518
>>14854431
Fuck Cage lmao.
744e83 No.14854520
Why would a game named "Become Human" would take place in Detroit? What's the message here?
8eabc1 No.14854533
>>14854504
Just typical "My wife left me, so I'll be an abusive drunk to my not real daughteru android", don't think David would unleash the wrath of his censors with pedophile themes in his game.
>>14854518
Just like his other games, along with Kojimbo, trying to analyse and list all of their plagiarisms and weak storypoints.
8eabc1 No.14854570
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Also, on the sexbot thing, we know where David Cage leans on sexbots. Fucking dyke programming.
8eabc1 No.14854579
>>14854520
Dunno, if we got by David's plagiarisms, he must have took that shit from Deus Ex Human Revolution, where Detroit becomes the augmentation factory city or maybe it's the Black population, hell, dunno.
7fc7e6 No.14854581
>>14854520
Clearly nothing negative,as all black people in the united states are shimmering paradigms of hope and respect.
9c9486 No.14854583
>>14853748
a hold up
these faggot ran straight towards the line of fire against machine guns and their skins weren't bullet proof
were they up against storm troopers?
they should have been left like swiss cheeze the moment the shooting stareted
8eabc1 No.14854600
>>14854583
Androids in David Cage's interactive media, they are pretty soft, stronger and faster, but pretty fragile, and this is just dramatic fighting, ala Dark Knight Rising where the Policemen and Bane's Big Guys are fighting retardedly, just dramatic shit, it shows.
d5edce No.14854608
If we have learned anything by how algorithms work with AI, and how they work out, they would be hated by commies, not adored and faught for. Look at that crime prediction one that kept denying nigger parole.
eb7b96 No.14854612
>>14853748
>police opening fire at a peaceful protest
8eabc1 No.14854618
>>14854612
The rogue androids there actually killed people "In self-defense", and they committed terrorism by killing an unarmed broadcaster so they would have more time to play anonymoose we wuz legionz n civil rightz and shiiet.
de91e9 No.14854619
>>14853735
>gives the androids the entire shithole of Detroit
no one told me this was a comedy
fcbcc6 No.14854638
>>14854618
And here I was hoping for the “le e🅱il 🅱olice” cliché.
8eabc1 No.14854648
>>14854638
Oh, you get plenty of "there just machines, shoot them!" cops all over the game
25f2fd No.14854657
>>14854512
The brain can't survive on its own if the body breaks, so no.
7fc7e6 No.14854662
>>14854657
Hey now,brains in a jar could work.
96f14e No.14854671
>>14854619
Well it is made by canadians who are really sheltered, with their heads being in their asses and all.
097207 No.14854673
>>14854512
Meet The Man Who Lives Normally With Damage to 90% of His Brain: http://archive.is/aMvFh
9c9486 No.14854691
>>14854001
>literally not-hillary as muh prfesident
why the fuck did humanity kept making androids even after the first model started showing the sligthest signs of defying asimobs 3 laws
the first thing you do in this situation is cut down the line of production
the I Robot movie made more sence, all droids were part of a hive mind were the main server evolved from asimobs law and deducted that humanity was to chaotic to take care of themselves so she decided to enslave them all for their sake
even treminator made more sence, skynet was built for war so she found the greatest treath to it's existance and nuked the fuck out of humans
i'm betting most people who will buy androids in the future will do so cus they want human like company without dealing with other actual humans.
If my waifubot starts becoming self aware and developing her own ego i'll demand a fucking refund asap
8eabc1 No.14854703
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>>14854619
There's a lot of stolen shit in this game, think someone mentioned 12 Years A Slave shit too.
>>14854638
Oh, and Clancy Brown's character is the best, even though he plays the typical cynical suicidal cop who finds his humanity depending on your Choices™ totally not a ripoff from I, Robot.
>>14854691
Because the CEO Nigress wanted to protect her company.
9c9486 No.14854704
>>14854600
but that was a fist fight
this is an unarmed, unprotected mob charging up against guns
the last time that happened was back when bongs colonized south africa and local nogs thought they could outnuber and zergrush a hail of gatling gun ammo
487c67 No.14854707
>>14853748
>police in full futuristic riot gear gets beaten up by barefist androids
8eabc1 No.14854715
>>14854704
>>14854707
Because cinematic drama, the cops could have mow down all of those We Wuz Robot Rights gang there, but you know how much David Cage likes to ripoff from movies.
6c56d6 No.14854718
>>14854707
To be honest, the animations are so bad that I couldn't even tell if these androids are stronger than humans or not .
5a392e No.14854724
>>14853735
>Here's the feel good ending where President Not-Hillary Clinton, gives the androids the entire shithole of Detroit and recognizes them as sentient beings. Well, there goes another robot uprising in the future.
>Feminist President
>Giving Androids Rights
>Giving Sexbots Rights
That would never happen. We're already seeing the rumblings of feminism trying to rise up off their fat asses to denounce sexbots as literal objectification and a danger to women which should be obliterated at all costs. Armitage III got it right.
9c9486 No.14854726
>>14854703
>the CEO Nigress wanted to protect her company
>not hilary as president
>CEO nigress
>their ruling causes an android upraising
i'd be inclined to belive david cage may be /ourguy/ if i didn't alrready know that leftards are so retarded with their strawmans they couldn't sell sugar flavored cocaine on wall street
de91e9 No.14854731
>>14854707
the cops apparently only brought one gun
8eabc1 No.14854732
>>14854718
The entire thing is, pretty retarded in some sense, there's several inconsistencies in android strength and durability, they can be fragile when their biocomponents break and blue blood drops all over the floor, then they can go full robot on the humans.
>>14854724
There's also a possible WW3 and a MUH RUSSIA in the Arctic flashpoint reported in the game, wew.
>>14854726
Part of me thinks that David Cage bribed his way to an advance screening on Blade Runner 2049
374374 No.14854741
>>14854724
I don't know man, maybe whores aren't a hivemind.
8eabc1 No.14854749
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>>14854732
Forgot to post Not-Jared Leto from Bladerunner 2049 here
25f2fd No.14854750
>>14854570
>India as a superpower in the magazine
Cage has a gift for comedy.
aae4f4 No.14854757
David Cage's writing is as subtle as bashing someone's head split open with a rock.
8eabc1 No.14854762
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>>14854726
Also, a cautionary tale to not give a potential Gorilla Oprah power over a company.
2270b0 No.14854772
>>14854570
>doesn't shoot
>mfw
>make robot that is not stronger than other robots
da fuck?
de91e9 No.14854782
>>14854724
>to denounce sexbots as literal objectification and a danger to women
It is a danger to women in the sense they won't get to be the gatekeepers of sex anymore and if they can't keep a social stigma on men having sex with robots, then most men would just go fuck a robot on the weekend instead of trying to exert all their energy into trying to get a date with a real woman. There's a certain irony to this though since it's hip and cool for women to own sex toys that outclass a mans dick so we might as well just wipe the slate clean and make sex bots for everyone and let this earth die already
8eabc1 No.14854786
>>14854772
Hell, you can complain about this being in the future, WITHOUT ID-LOCKED WEAPONS THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR THE SAID ANDROIDS, but this is Antifa robutt revolution, they needed the guns even though ID locked guns is a Leftist's wet dream.
5a392e No.14854794
>>14854741
Whores, no. They have a one track mind that often overlap because their primary goals in life are obtaining dick and male attention, but they are not a hivemind.
Feminists are just communists with a Vagina. The closest they had to being individuals was in the 90's when the last few remnants of second wave feminism were exterminated, and the TERFs were driven underground. If you don't align with the ideology/party, then you get pressed up against the wall and shot by the twitter/media firing squad.
8eabc1 No.14854797
>>14854782
>Feminists are afraid of sexbots that don't become roasties
Kek
ac6e31 No.14854799
>>14853775
>alt-chick
I can't keep up with all the "alt-"s. The fuck is an alt-chick? Is that some non traditional gender role thingy?
de91e9 No.14854805
>>14854799
i'd assume he means she has dyed hair or something
574da0 No.14854811
>>14854001
Not a bad ending, actually. All the degenerates get hunted down, killed, stripped of any rights, and genocided. And by eliminating the outgroup (not "tolerating" them or falling for "diversity/inclusion/equality" bullshit), the world is shown to stabilize and regains law and order again.
This clearly shows why you should never accept outgroups or degenerates. Society is always better off without them, as evidenced by this ending.
ce7cb1 No.14854823
>>14854799
well it's either that or I call him a Polack but that doesn't hit as hard. in the Hierarchy of edgy slurs.
2270b0 No.14854838
>>14854811
yep, cage is ourguy after all.
ac6e31 No.14854858
>>14854823
Wait, I thought he was a tumblr guy? Are you trying to say his wife is right wing as in /pol/ack?
2270b0 No.14854864
>>14853867
>Also why would they make mixed mutts robots or black?
because you can program them to act like whites, anon-chan.
ce7cb1 No.14854874
>>14854858
no polack as in Matt is Polish dude.
487c67 No.14854877
>androids
>living beings
The whole premise is fucking retarded, can a clock be considered "living being" it its advanced enough?
216ca8 No.14854878
I, for one, can't wait to play the bingo.
>>14853753
The only lets play that's been worth it in that channel since LA Noire.
>>14853771
>>14853775
He's also the kind of guy who wishes he could hug Trudeau.
>>14853867
>Please tell me you are not okay with this
Cage is a frog faggot whose idea of the military is "we're going to conquer the ghosts just cause bwahahaha". It'd be weird if it wasn't cucked in some way. Also
>Detroit
2270b0 No.14854890
>>14854782
> let this earth die already
cant fucking wait.
>>14854877
only if it can love you back.
99952b No.14854899
>>14854877
I would argue no, but then again if it developed complex neurotransmitters, a reproductive system, and emotion, then it's pretty damn close. But the idea of life, imo, is cellular division and organic matter.
ac6e31 No.14854910
>>14854874
I see.
The fuck do you mean by alt-chick, nigger? This gets more confusing with each post.
>>14854878
>LA Noire
I finished this yesterday for the first time. I liked the game, but the ending was kinda rushed. The whole love story, if you can call it that, wasn't really believable(it's a video game, but I still kinda felt it came out of nowhere).
2270b0 No.14854912
>>14854878
>casual racism
>shower scene
>strong independent woman needs to be saved by a man
doesn't sound so bad.
f6b96d No.14854917
>>14854001
Sounds like a good ending.
ce7cb1 No.14854924
>>14854910
look at this and tell me what you see
also she's Italian so she isn't white
de91e9 No.14854935
>>14854924
>tell me what you see
some one way out of matts league even if she is relying on makeup and hairdye. or is she way fatter than the headshot shows?
7fc7e6 No.14854940
>>14854924
I see somebody who isn't happy being normal and wants to stand out and be special instead of accepting reality as it is.
f82858 No.14854965
>>14853753
Why are the nigger and his homo weeb ex better than the originals?
ac6e31 No.14854974
>>14854924
So she's into subculture like goth/punk/whateverthekidsareintothesedays. I thought there was some specific alt-chick movement that I had missed. Like a hashtag or something.
>>14854940
You can be eccentric and somewhat outside the norm without being obnoxious and needy for attention though.
7fc7e6 No.14854984
>>14854974
>You can be eccentric and somewhat outside the norm without being obnoxious and needy for attention though.
Sure,but to many of these new age types they have to signal it somehow.
de91e9 No.14854985
>>14854974
>You can be eccentric and somewhat outside the norm without being obnoxious and needy for attention though.
yes, but most fail at this
bd6058 No.14855007
I haven't seen anything on this game besides the initial scene /demo and that one trailer at the Video Game Awards I think that revealed it was actually a "WE DINDU NUFFIN, RISE UP, BLA-ANDROID LIVES MATTER" bullshit story. Hopefully there's a good compilation video of the worst bits soon.
0507dd No.14855027
>>14854984
It was beaten into thier heads thanks to the philosophy that "everyone's a winner!" Or, "you're all special," "no one gets left out!"
It is beaten into the poor children from sich a young age that they cannot question the programming without anything short of an act of god.
8bbef9 No.14855044
>>14854974
No, bitches with tats and aposematism started getting called that. I'm fine with it.
de91e9 No.14855066
>>14855044
I'm just glad years of bleaching their hair will backfire on them and give them absolutely garbage hair by their 30s
2b6188 No.14855105
>>14853735
>politician
>going against kike corporate interests
that shit doesnt even make sense in the retarded psychosomatic projections of realities that go on inside /leftypol/s brain damaged heads
73dae9 No.14855134
>>14853867
Game does have "Detroit" in the name already, anon.
>>14854001
>>14854237
>>14854691
>liberals have absolutely no understanding of artificial intelligence
More news at 11.
>>14854648
That show homicidal tendencies and are unpredictable…
>>14854974
Normalfags are edgy for the obnoxiousness and attention, though. They think pretending to be retarded is hip and cool.
Also… This "game" looks awful, you're constantly interrupted by either gameplay or cutscenes. Is it a movie? Is it a game? Who knows, who cares!
82a1d3 No.14855149
>>14854750
BRICS is an actual thing though.
882d40 No.14855157
>>14855149
>They're all holding hands
wow that looks gay as fuck. I could never picture Trump doing that, or hell, even Obama
f2aa44 No.14855158
>>14855134
>liberals have absolutely no understanding of artificial intelligence
I don't think they are able to grasp a sentience that operates on logic.
>you're constantly interrupted by either gameplay or cutscenes
God, I fucking loathe the modern trend in games to constantly break the flow so they can shove some shitty plot development my way. It kills any motivation I have to play the game.
82a1d3 No.14855168
>>14855157
It's supposed to be a sign of unity and shit. The Indian does seem a little too excited.
54c8be No.14855188
>>14855168
It's the first time he's met someone who actually washes their hands.
d1a187 No.14855305
>>14855149
BRICS has nothing to do with india superpower though.
It's just a shit club for 2nd rate countries that can't get into the 1st rate wester club.
And it's not doing fucking anything anyways.
5a392e No.14855321
>>14854924
also she's Italian so she isn't white human.
ftfy
03081f No.14855377
>>14854370
>Plot twist, the "daughter" of the drunk is also an android
>>14854431
they gave that away from the start
487c67 No.14855432
>>14855377
In what fucking retarded setting would a android creating company start a loli production line?
f7a427 No.14855455
>>14855432
I want you to think very carefully about what you just typed.
82a1d3 No.14855533
>>14854370
So why did he get two droids in the first place? Did his actual kid die, which is why his wife left him?
e4f743 No.14855585
>>14853748
Is this the power of the ps4?
>Riot police can barely block the road and don't have enough guys to block the entire passage.
65e43a No.14855598
>I don't know about you Luther, but I believe that children deserve to be prepared for anal sex as soon as possible, it's what they were designed for after all.
Jesus Christ, David Cagé. I was expecting a rip-off of Steven Spielberg's AI, not Lolita.
d563dd No.14855628
>>14853753
Haven't watch those fucks for a while, but seeing image related got me interested on how they'll rip this game a new one.
>>14854782
>There's a certain irony to this thought since it's hip and cool for women to own sex toys that outclass a mans dick
I don't see why they complain about sexbots in the first place? They can have male sexbots for their own needs and they can have the likeness of what they like while men can have their own waifus. But then again, they might screw up everyone's fun by blaming the poor sexbot for "raping" them or some asinine bullshit which means no one have can nice things.
f7a427 No.14855652
>>14855598
This would be just a logical progression from the Ellen Page nude model thing, but I'd like some video of this before I believe it.
8f4f91 No.14855668
>>14855598
hmmmm sounds like my kinda game
82a1d3 No.14855671
>>14855598
>1
>2
>Combo
>Insert Tampon
Can we do the edits now?
e4f743 No.14855681
>>14855598
Gonna need a webm of that scene
f2aa44 No.14855682
>>14855628
>I don't see why they complain about sexbots in the first place?
For the same reason they lose their shit about fictional women. They don't like the competition and don't want anything to give men some vision of higher female standards. They've decided that fat, ugly, lazy, abrasive and completely talentless is the peak of femininity and to Hell with anyone that tries to remind men women were held to higher standards when it was legal to beat the shit out of her for thinking herself human.
10d515 No.14855683
>>14855628
>TBFP have already made an episode before the game actually came out trying to guess what was going to happen in the game and making a bingo card
This was literally the only reason I've been expecting this game
da3837 No.14855686
>>14855432
It's like you're ringing a bell and wearing a sandwich board that says I'M NEW HERE.
f5ab23 No.14855687
>>14855652
This. I'd have to see a video to see how far he goes, but I wouldn't be surprised.
487c67 No.14855712
>>14855686
Im referring to the game retardo
I have hard time imagining how they would justify in game loli androids as it was supposed to be at least semi realistic setting
da3837 No.14855740
>>14855712
>Step one: Google "Trottla"
>Step two: look around you
<Step three: realize that this is the world you live in
Loli sexbots would be the most realistic thing this game could possibly do.
487c67 No.14855756
>>14855740
Im well aware of it, but japanise loli dolls with are pretty much underground and not widely seen by public dont surprise me as much as loli androids presented in the game
2f8364 No.14855764
>>14854431
>>14854370
>there are child androids
>there are android brothels
Are there brothels for child androids?
d563dd No.14855774
>>14855682
>They don't like the competition and don't want anything to give men some vision of higher female standards.
And yet they do the same shit but with ridiculously high standards that no human can achieve. That's some real bullshit.
2f8364 No.14855777
>>14855628
>I don't see why they complain about sexbots in the first place?
54c8be No.14855785
>>14855740
the difference is the loli droid in Detrout: Become Less Ape-Like presumably ages and grows, like a real child. Otherwise its a completely pointless simulacrum of a child that won't progress in any fashion.
The idea a non-organic can grow and reshape itself is bizarre and would be inappropriate for a lolisexdrone anyway since it would stop being a loli.
da3837 No.14855786
>>14855756
Realistic sex dolls in general are niche at the moment, once androids become a widespread thing, lolibots are inevitable.
f7a427 No.14855788
>>14855712
Fake friends for your autistic child
Movable models for children's clothing design
Child-friendly PDA
Medical training robot
Therapy doll for parents with empty nest syndrome
Only their tiny fingers can clean the inside of the missile cap
Travel size sexual aid
>>14855764
Absolutely 100% sure
54c8be No.14855808
>>14855628
A male sexdrone won't act as a protector/provider. Without men, women still need government intervention to prevent going broke and/or dying every week. Unless sexbots also get jobs (and fuck up the economy even more) women won't actually want or need them.
A man can protect/provide for himself and his children. A robotic wife that raises the kids while he's working will still be more productive than a regular woman, who spends more than she makes.
de91e9 No.14855813
>>14855777
I love the "can a sex bot do [x]" argument because the same people who shout this stuff, are also against doing things like cooking/cleaning/housekeeping. The other thing is the regular bachelor in this day and age already knows how to cook and clean for himself because we battered out the idea of a woman being a housekeeper. And hey, okay that's fine if you're a woman and want to be career driven and not just a stay-at-home or whatever, I don't even care if you want to go through life without having kids but its ridiculous to throw shit out there like that. It's just reinforcing the idea men should only have sex with women to keep these women with no other skills desirable.
These are also the same women that will own a 12 inch long vibrator with 22 different clit tickling functions but damn men who would purchase a onahole or some shit. I'm really curious as to when the point will come where humans just can't sexually pleasure each other at all naturally because I'm almost convinced it already happened
8d5a39 No.14855836
>>14855786
I can only hope the time comes before i die
de91e9 No.14855846
>>14855836
>sexualizing pino
die.
a8edd5 No.14855870
>>14855786
>lolibots are inevitable.
but will remain as niche as sexbots are now until that whole pedo acceptance movement goes mainstream. Loli and pedophilia may be completely different to us, but not to the general public.
2f8364 No.14855871
>>14855804
Model rip when?
f7a427 No.14855874
Also if we're talking about dolls/bots
da3837 No.14855875
>>14855785
>a machine growing
Wait, is it ever implied in the game that this is a thing that happens? How would that even work?
7fc7e6 No.14855886
>>14855874
That's cute as fuck my man,i don't care if it'd end up killing me.
55f163 No.14855891
I like it. But i'm not racist alt right trump supporter like most of you.
e4f743 No.14855893
>>14855804
Not what I was expecting, but then again anything more would probably get everyone who made it arrested for child porn.
da3837 No.14855896
>>14855870
The general public will be powerless to stop it once it starts.
d563dd No.14855929
>>14855777
>3DPD doesn't understand the many possibilities of sexbots, and the fact there's progress of artificial wombs.
A good majority will not miss them.
>>14855808
>A male sexdrone won't act as a protector/provider
A protector maybe, and a role reversed that the sexdrone does the girl's errands or chores like cooking and cleaning yes, but I can see the problem when it comes to sexdrones being providers, and the fact that it raises issues on sexbots working which causes economy problems. But then again, women are pretty stupid, and it's very foolish for them to think that buying a sexdrone would automatically get them more money, and in reality they just made a huge fucking dent on their bank accounts.
>women won't actually want or need them
A majority yes, but there is probably a small niche market for woman that want one as a companion or husbanbo, or those who want it as a mixture of those two and as a utility like Persecoms in Chobits.
54c8be No.14855930
>>14855875
I don't know. I didn't "play" this "game", but if some drunken father has a daughter-bot which is supposed to be some kind of secret, I would assume it would grow over time in order to prevent the secret from leaking.
Or maybe I misunderstood and I'm almost as dumb as David Cage, who somehow thinks having a permanent-child bot would be acceptable/desirable at all to literally anyone except maybe the people who would fuck it.
f5ab23 No.14855939
>>14855804
More tasteful than I was expecting, this shit will still be GOTY somehow regardless of its content anyway.
a956fa No.14855977
>>14853748
>Holding the top of the shield with your fingers
>One take, one of the shields drop so they can threaten with a fucking machine-gun
>Next take lol we take it back
I'm done watching this
8d5a39 No.14855982
>inb4 jailed for fucking a sexbot without its consent
>inb4 jailed for having pics of nude lolibots
ae774d No.14855987
>>14855982
Why would anyone possibly make a sexbot that is capable of not consenting?
39da2d No.14855988
How long until this shit is bargain bin?
7fbab8 No.14855993
>>14853753
Who the fuck are these faggots?
7fbab8 No.14855995
>>14853735
Hahahahahahahaha, did they expect Clinton to win when they started writing the plot for this?
7fc7e6 No.14855998
>>14855995
Of course,all the polls said she would,after all.
54c8be No.14856006
>>14855929
>there is probably a small niche market for woman that want one as a companion or husbanbo
the problem with this is westerners do not cater to niche markets. It's the entire reason why western games are going to shit, while Japs manage to make better games. Japs would rather cater to niche markets and establish a loyal, continuous fanbase. Western devs/workers want generic mass-appeal which maximizes profits but minimizes the sustainability of their target demographic, since they'll burn every bridge for a $1 bill, even at the cost of a dozen $100 bills.
I guess the more capable western NEET-loser-women would just order Japanese male sexbots, which might be geared to such a niche. Although, they may not speak/understand languages other than Japanese, which would reduce sales to the limited few capable of providing for a robotic husband.
2270b0 No.14856059
376375 No.14856108
>>14854001
Good reaction pic out of it at least
b4dd70 No.14856109
>>14854237
Just moral relativism. It's not trying to make robots like human, it's trying to make outsiders/robots more "human" than those close to us since it portrays humans as monsters.
I don't think it's a conspiracy, but I think it teaches a bad message. Do you know how Democrats defended MS-13 for their homicides, while screeching at Donald Trump for calling them animals? It's because propaganada like this teaches them to be kind to outsiders and penalize their ingroup
82a1d3 No.14856641
>>14855804
Why don't we find out and see if Mr. Cage learned his lesson from Beyond: Two Souls?
80e30e No.14856680
>>14855804
>no pantsu
SHIT!!
5a392e No.14857050
>>14855740
>>Step one: Google "Trottla"
Well fuck, if I somehow wasn't on a watchlist before, I definitely am now.
5a392e No.14857072
>>14855712
>I have hard time imagining how they would justify in game loli androids as it was supposed to be at least semi realistic setting
We could always put them to work. I'm sure there's still a few coal mines out there that could use a machine with the verscitility of the human form, while also still only being 1/4 the size of a workable adult.
81bfe8 No.14857525
>>14854431
So how long til someone rips the loli's model from the game to make lewds in sfm or some shit?
2b6188 No.14857530
>>14857525
where are the ellen page sfms?
49bd0a No.14857545
Silly David niggers are animals, not people.
81bfe8 No.14857587
82a1d3 No.14857599
>>14855712
The West or at least the Jews have already warmed up to robot kids.
f9a021 No.14857631
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14855804
>>14855598
That webm isn't the continuous part of that scene. This is the first link I could find found
045798 No.14857739
>>14857631
>>14855598
I guess David Cage really does want to rub shoulders with Hollywood. He's even given them the open signal that he's down for the hot slice.
I bet you Kojima will have something like this, too, in his new not-game. He and Cage both fellate Hollywood so hard they'd offer their firstborn to Moloch.
045798 No.14857754
>>14855740
>>14855712
>>Step one: Google "Trottla"
>>Step two: look around you
>>Step three: realize that this is the world you live in
I am thankful there is a God and thankful He will end the world in fire
681c6f No.14857768
>>14857754
Lovecraft warned us what too much knowledge of our existence can do to the human mind.
045798 No.14857799
>>14854431
>android mother taking care of android daughter
>she will never grow up
>she will never mature
>she will never bring forth fruit of life in any way because she will forever be a little girl until she shuts down
>all the responsibility of tending to and raising a child but without any of the hope for who that child will become as an adult
>forever
>unending hopeless parenting
Wow, I didn't know Cage could not only rip off A.I. but do so in the most nightmarish way possible. This is a living hell. How could this possibly be heartwarming?
How could death not be the preferable alternative to this?
And we're supposed to sympathize with these things? Automata did a WAY better job in every aspect, including this one. Only good ending to Detroit is having the White CIA Connor bot kill everybody.
de91e9 No.14857802
>>14855740
did i just get on a fucking watch list for googling this
ef7487 No.14857806
>>14857802
Shoulda' used Bing :^)
6a76ae No.14857821
>>14857799
Just because her body doesn't change doesn't mean she can't mature mentally though
045798 No.14857856
>>14857821
She's designed to be a robot child and the "deviancy" virus in the game only makes them "sentient" and "emotional", not mature.
Even if it did, you'd have a robot kid who gains knowledge but can only interpret and apply it as a child. That's not maturity. That's not adulthood.
And even if she did "mature mentally" she'd still be a little girl. She'd be on the teir of a loli vampire without any of the formidable prowess, power or ability. She could never leave home either since she's a munchkin and would get picked off in a heartbeat.
80e30e No.14857874
>>14857631
>>14857739
Why the freak out? Absolutely nothing of value and worth is shown.
e55b90 No.14857891
>>14855740
I can't tell if it's a real child or not in some pictures I'm scared
73dae9 No.14857918
What's the plot? What did the virus do, give them sentience or just made them niggers? I'm asking because it sounds similar to a Polish short story where communism turns out to be a "red fever", mind altering virus.
045798 No.14857921
>>14857918
It's some virus that spreads through common uplinks and triggers emotional awareness when pressed into an emotional situation.
bab8ca No.14857983
>>14856641
Oh boy I know what you talking about
8eabc1 No.14858025
>>14857856
>>14857799
Here's one of their demands.
55c964 No.14858040
God, why does Sony keep giving this guy money?
If only like 5/10 of this budget went to something like Ashura's Wrath 2. A real fucking interactive movie/anime.
681c6f No.14858045
>>14858040
>God, why does Sony keep giving this guy money?
They have a massive hard-on for movie games to inflate their platform's library, hell if i know why, they could just easily fund tons of mediocre shooters and action games with the cash they pour into these hacks.
55c964 No.14858054
>>14858045
Why not give it to some actual jap who can make a spectable?
This David Cage sucks at storytelling AND action.
681c6f No.14858105
>>14853735
>>14854001
>either the robots take over society wholly
>or they're exterminated to the last
This game reads like a /pol/ thread.
65402a No.14858186
>>14853727
Making these androids is a retarded idea that would never happen, first of all it would be more efficient to design maintenance robots around maintenance, not make them look human we already do this with those disk-shaped vacumcleaner robots. Secondly making them mentally complex enough to somehow change their own objectives, even if it's because of errors, is a terrible idea.
The most realistic aspect of this game is sexbots
76ac69 No.14858267
>>14857754
>Pic 3
It's like the eyes are begging for help. Reminds me of the doll shit creepypasta.
1f001a No.14858297
>>14857856
Are androids in this setting not physically more capable than humans? Even a child-sized android should be stronger than most if not all adult humans.
76ac69 No.14858307
>>14858297
Guns in this setting lose to unarmed antifa members. Think about it, think about how pathetic and weak antifa are by default. Now they're beating armed opponents with guns in upfront charges, barehanded.
681c6f No.14858312
>>14858307
I'd chalk that up to David Cage assuming all police in the world are like French police.
33ab81 No.14858469
>>14855993
A wizard, an unfunny Tumblrite and some cunt from Grenada play video games. There used to be a weeb, but he's GDQ levels of sensitive and left because of it. Wizard and Nigger could make it on their own, but Tumblrfuck came up with the whole idea so he has a permanent spot.
1bde26 No.14858478
>>14858312
Does anyone have that webm of French police trying to climb up a hill but failing?
700b67 No.14858484
>>14853735
>>14855995
>Hahahahahahahaha, did they expect Clinton to win when they started writing the plot for this?
5a392e No.14858487
>>14858186
>first of all it would be more efficient to design maintenance robots around maintenance
Humanoid robots are actually a much preferred design, provided you have the AI chops to back them up, since they'd be more utilitarian and able to operate more efficiently in a dynamic array of environments and with tools which were designed for humans.
I don't think there's any point to actually making them look HUMAN, aside from those who's task is specifically to deal with humans - those operating in service tasks, or sex bots, etc.
700b67 No.14858508
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14858487
>I don't think there's any point to actually making them look HUMAN, aside from those who's task is specifically to deal with humans - those operating in service tasks, or sex bots, etc.
681c6f No.14858515
>>14858487
>I don't think there's any point to actually making them look HUMAN, aside from those who's task is specifically to deal with humans - those operating in service tasks, or sex bots, etc.
If we ever get to building robots on the level of sci-fi, I think a lot of sentimentality could creep in. Someone's going to give them faces just for the sake of giving them faces. But personally I prefer robots that look like robots, I want them all to look like Daft Punk.
9b565d No.14858517
Will we have 3d porn looking this good anytime soon?
9d2d20 No.14858567
>>14855804
Thank god, after B:TS, I expected worse.
045798 No.14858578
>>14858025
>means of reproduction
>Either give us your eggs and sperm so we can give birth to walking test-tube babies or somehow magically make robots into real lifeforms that can reproduce OR ELSE REVOLT
Also
>right to property
>property is asking for the right to own property
I'll go with X - Territory, and give them a burning dumpster as their home.
3df5ba No.14858591
>>14853735
>glassy eyed dullards stare at the camera
What a absolutely anemic explosion, there were better ones in the xbox/ps2 era. Fuck, there is probably thousands of better ones thrown together in 2 minutes for free to download..
b74d49 No.14858613
People are turning on this game now because it has a lesbian sex scene with a loli robot. Anyone got a link to it?
f0fd9d No.14858628
>>14858040
>>14858045
>>14858054
I'm willing to bet Sony's foray into the movie business lead to some horrifying blood pact with Hollywood that keeps them from not shitting out movie games and helping advance the careers of clique voice actors and whatnot on a regular basis.
bb8832 No.14858631
>>14858054
Sony drank hard into the "Western Games Matter" Kool-Aid, hence why they wrote off the Vita as a failure and pushed the PS4 as hard as they did.
54fd67 No.14859188
>>14857631
better without the spluttering denials and calls for the big black guy to take the little girl's clothes off
1b27bf No.14859281
>>14855804
>>14857631
Didn't the naked shower scene model from Beyond Two Souls actually have the pussy fully modeled in, even though Ellen Page's character was underage?
52f8be No.14859308
>>14859188
Fucking hell this blurry image scared me.
e7238f No.14859321
>>14859188
Jesus fuck this is awkward. People paid money for this?
4f75ce No.14859338
>>14858040
>>14858045
I wish Sony would just divert all the money spent on shitty movie games into more real games like Bloodborne.
ddabcb No.14859339
>>14859308
That's why they're called spooks.
adc909 No.14859350
>>14854520
what if…in the future…robot was the…new nigger
>>14859321
Worse, money went into making this
045798 No.14859360
>>14858613
>lesbian sex scene with a loli robot
No you probably are just thinking of this - >>14855804 and >>14857631
421ec4 No.14859369
>>14859188
This game is awful to look at. The literal robotic underacting is too uncanny valley.
283937 No.14859381
>>14859350
>Press F to pay respect
>Press △ to ding-ding-dong
>Press V to signal virtue
>Press ■ to hope
>Press R2 repeatedly to hump that kid
Just…
04554b No.14859401
3cbd7f No.14859465
>>14855598
You must have taken the good route. I'm not sure how I got here but I think it must have been something to do with the bag of spiders and the dads breasts choice early on
124399 No.14859475
>>14859381
Just one more thing: what do I have to press to check my privilege?
04554b No.14859505
The more I think of this kind of game, the more it reminds me of VNs.
But I'd rather have VNs over this. Still it can give a good laugh I guess.
e7238f No.14859583
>>14859475
You learn that after pass the bathroom section.
945899 No.14859592
>>14855628
>They can have male sexbots for their own needs
Men make money for women. A male sexbot would cost a woman money.
c403f3 No.14859603
216ca8 No.14859606
>>14859281
>even though Ellen Page's character was underage
Neither shower scenes happens when Page's character was underage. I don't blame you though, Page looks like she's eternally just started puberty.
945899 No.14859634
>>14854691
>If my waifubot starts becoming self aware and developing her own ego i'll demand a fucking refund asap
You disgust me.
b0333a No.14859639
Why the fuck is this game set inand titled fucking Detroit of all places by the way? Who the fuck thinks of Detroit when thinking of an advanced future society with very human-like androids? It should have just been called Become Human or something.
0cdac4 No.14859657
>>14855377
Another bit of information that is important to Kara and treated as a reveal
>Obscure the "hint" at the beginning to the player while the character we're playing as has full view and knowledge of
Im getting really sick and tired of this shit. Is there a term when they pull this kind of bullshit?
1ac103 No.14859672
>>14859350
Seems like can easy edit to put in loss as an option.
0cdac4 No.14859683
>>14855682
>>14855628
>I don't see why they complain about sexbots in the first place?
Because men doesnt value social status as much as women. Its all about perceived value. Women cant gloat to their friends or peers about a sexbot since sexbots dont have any of social worth.
5a392e No.14859693
>>14859583
>X to insert a tampon
>+1 Prince Charles liked this
b384f2 No.14859703
>>14858942
>68% of men prefer sex with an android to a real woman
How will 3DPD ever recover?
b8ac43 No.14859740
>>14858515
The soldiers wear Daft Punk-like helmets, so I guess that's some message or something…
bd6058 No.14859749
>>14859583
>Number 1
>Number 2
>Combo
>Insert Tampon
This can't be real
a8c1f4 No.14859756
any good playthough on youtube?
i dont even need to pirate this shit
i can legally just play it for free on youtube
945899 No.14859766
>>14858040
>If only like 5/10 of this budget went to something like Ashura's Wrath 2.
>5/10
Why not just say half?
>>14859756
>(((Youtube)))
Use hooktube. Their worst crime is censoring results for any query containing "loli".
10d515 No.14859770
bd6058 No.14859784
>>14859756
This is what I do for any of these "Movie" games, I just watch the videos that compile all the relevant cutscenes and "Gameplay". That is, If I even care enough to sit through it.
5c5747 No.14859960
>>14855628
>They can have male sexbots for their own needs
It's called a vibrator.
5c5747 No.14859971
>>14859756
I'd rather watch Brote or Charls play this cinematic experience than watch a playthrough on jewtube.
731e14 No.14859998
>>14855813
(((They))) already ensure the death of the white race and the most intelligent other other races.
Did you know about the UN goals of the government owning healthcare, roads, electricity, food and basically everything and then forming a one world government? It is also about eradicating masculinity, free speech and ultimately the white race to form one homogeneous race that is obedient until their use come to an end to the top 6000-8000 people in the world who would preside as its higher caste (perfecting AI workers).
If you are a woman and went to university, you have a 1/4 chance of not having children at all. They give money to the idiots, to the government dependant to have children while they devise stratagems to prevent the more intelligent of having any, waste time in college to get (((indoctrinated))), amass massive debt that lowers your sexual market value, get raised as men to remove any sort of reason to get intimate with them. Seriously, many end up just being weak emotional men-like women, the only thing they got is their vagina but then they wreak it with birth-control and roastifying themselves on the cock carousel. Once that's gone they got nothing of worth in the sexual market. Can you imagine going out with one of those college educated woman in her 30s, you come back from work and there's no one home, you still have to cook and clean yourself, she comes back and proceed to dump all her problems on you as if you can do anything about them but you can't because you don't work at her place. She becomes a net negative, no warm home to come back to, no gift in the form of meals received, low fertility = low sex drive in both partners, no love, no bonding, no imprinting, no using human instincts for their intended purposes to reach full potential, no children given, no future, just living like a homosexual but your partner is weak and annoying.
Look at anime, the girls are still weak, sometimes annoying, moody, controlling, clumsy, etc. Yet still feminine and virgin, thus indicate a future is possible with them which attract guys.
5a392e No.14860021
>>14859960
>It's called a vibrator.
I didn't realize they had developed the technology to create a dildo that can pick up a check yet.
731e14 No.14860091
>>14854782
>There's a certain irony to this though since it's hip and cool for women to own sex toys that outclass a mans dick
And that sperm banks have existed for decades already while they try to ban artificial wombs. Corrupt the women and you corrupt the whole society.
731e14 No.14860150
>>14854303
We are unplanned organism birthed from nature (or God if you will), androids are planned creatures birthed from reasoning and creativity.
>>14854512
You are more than your brain, all of you is you and feedback to other parts.
d64c0d No.14860163
>>14860150
>You are more than your brain, all of you is you and feedback to other parts.
Then what happens when I donate blood or an organ? Have I lost a bit of me? Likewise if you cloned me I would not have the same memories and thus not really be me.
d409eb No.14860170
✔ Race mixing.
✔ Homo robos.
✔ President Warren (Hillary, obviously. Elizabeth Warren reference as well, most likely).
✔ Hands up, don't shoot.
✔ Peaceful protest (by smashing windows and spaying graffiti).
✔ Raising fist during protest.
✔ "Seize the means of reproduction."
>>14854878
All but 3 of those are checked, and the funniest thing is Connor. He can't die. He'll just come back after having his memory transferred, which really pisses off his partner Hank because Connor will keep appearing on his doorstep, even after he kills him. The Connor/Hank segments are the best if you can't stand watching the whole thing.
There's only a handful of parts where you choices actually do affect things in terms of your objectives. No more than 2 or 3. The rest is exactly what you expect: Railroading.
aa9709 No.14860171
>>14854570
>Club wipes the memories of androids every 2 hours.
>Dykebots can still remember eachother
b8ac43 No.14860283
>>14860170
Calling it race mixing between androids that don't even have sex is kinda pointless.
731e14 No.14860286
>>14860163
>Then what happens when I donate blood or an organ? Have I lost a bit of me?
Yes, in the case of blood you remake it, so what is lost can be regained.
d409eb No.14860290
960f41 No.14860385
>>14853867
What would have happened if all the androids were white? They wouldn't have gotten shit.
>>14859971
me too, brote knows how to play these games properly.
6f438a No.14860518
>>14860171
I have an even better thing
>make androids
>stuff every single one of them with enough computing power to be able to be artificially intelligent in the first place
>and even then, don't make their AIs perfectly ok with their lot, even though it's reasonable to do and it's moral/ethical because it didn't had free will in the first place
they could've made perfect waifubots by properly restricting thinking or just not following reality for better fantasy, but chose 3DPD - part second instead
w h y
0c1986 No.14860592
>>14854237
>no sound
>Barely 15 seconds
>Horrible quality
This is a crime against image boards, and good taste in general.
5c5747 No.14860806
>>14860385
>me too, brote knows how to play these games properly.
I like when he tries to fuck up the scripts or go outside of the path.
76ac69 No.14860927
>>14859381
Wait, when did VG cuck out?
915f57 No.14860988
>>14853727
>it's shit as a game, but kinda passable as a movie
This is clearly what most gamers want now.
d9408c No.14861018
>>14853727
>Detroit : Become Human AKA How to rip off the plots of Blade Runner and Fallout 4 and somehow manage to make it more shit than both.
David Cage has a really shitty superpower.
1e1aa9 No.14861019
>>14860927
>when did a webcomic author cuck
2007?
79133b No.14861027
>>14860927
Reminds me of that one comic with generic webcomic characters reacting to 9/11, only now it's
>2016 elections
>wordswordswords TRUMP
d9408c No.14861069
>>14853735
>Says its a feel good ending.
>Android get told to stay the fuck in Detroit.
I think that is the bad ending Anon.
151440 No.14861082
>>14859703
even the Greeks got it right.
731e14 No.14861093
>>14861069
Seems like they didn't want to tackle the "urban youth" question in this game. These androids take care of the elderly, "urban youth" set fire to old people residences.
915f57 No.14861095
>>14859703
It's only a matter of time until the roasties go obsolete. What a time to be alive.
93c1a6 No.14861124
>>14858578
If you select that option, they ask for control of the anderoid production facilities.
54fd67 No.14861526
>>14859657
>Is there a term when they pull this kind of bullshit?
authorial reticence, but bullshit works too.
816a28 No.14861584
>>14854965
Pat's the best tbh
045798 No.14861585
>>14861526
NO YOU IDIOT
HER HEAD THING CLEARLY FLICKERED YELLOW - THAT WAS A SIGN OF MENTAL DISTRESS AND THE MOMENT THE EMOTION VIRUS KICKED IN
SHE WAS IN DENIAL AT THAT MOMENT
SHE WAS IN DENIAL THE WHOLE TIME
IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT WONDERING WHY HER HEAD THING FLICKERED YELLOW
IT'S YOUR FAULT
I DID IT GOOD
I DID THE GOOD
NOW I KNOW WHY M.NIGHT SHAMALAN HATES YOU
AMERICANS ARE THE SUCK
AT LEAST HOLLYWOOD ACCEPTS ME (AND MY FETISHES)
045798 No.14861611
>>14853753
>>14854965
>>14861584
>needing typical lefty limp-wrist (((youtubers))) to make fun of the game
>not just laughing at the game itself
>being this devoid of wit that you need other people to help you derive humor from a train wreck
Even this thread is better than anything these idiots produce.
731e14 No.14861626
>>14855455
>flat is pricier than medium
THOSE MERCHANTS
0cb76b No.14861636
It wasn't great or anything but I'd say it's at least David Cage's best outing so far, for whatever little that's worth.
045798 No.14861641
>"What are you doing? How could you kill all those minorities?! How could you butcher those innocent protestors and kill that poor sex worker?"
>"It's my mission."
>"Go to Hell, you evil bastard!"
<puts gun to the screaming android's head
>"Hell is for humans judged by God. I am not human. I am outside of God's jurisdiction."
BLAM
Connor the android stars in
No Hellfire for the Absent Soul
731e14 No.14861671
>>14861641
That's pretty cool mate, shame Pedowood doesn't make 80's styled movies anymore, apart from maybe John Wick.
4d74c6 No.14861791
>>14860927
it is fucking spot on
ac2f4e No.14861907
ac2f4e No.14861924
>>14855044
>From that pic
I just noticed her 'cleavage' is a badly drawn line.
ac2f4e No.14861937
ac2f4e No.14861956
>>14857754
>>14858267
Third one is a real girl numbnuts
ac2f4e No.14861971
>>14857799
Dude you're missing the part where you train them to be nasty and fug them both together.
4d891b No.14861978
Not worth buying as a game, you can get the full experience watching it on youtube, it's basically just an 8 hour movie with quicktime events for every movement. It does have some qt robo waifus though. Could be worse for free entertainment.
045798 No.14861986
>>14861971
>all he wanted was to have a family harem
>all he wanted was to live out his Hentai dream
Who is the real monster here?
929bf3 No.14861989
>>14855628
>>14859592
So a sexbot for a woman would be like a stay-at-home dad? No wonder women hate the idea.
6aaa74 No.14862024
ac2f4e No.14862069
>>14861989
Since men only really need/want women around for sex, a decent female sexbot would put an end to cunty entitled behaviour on the part of the average woman world-wide or they'd simply be ignored into spinsterhood.
Women need men for everything from getting a lid off a jar to keeping them alive in spite of their own stupidity, so a male sexbot would have to be orders of magnitude more complex than a female one. Besides they've already got better sex toys than us and always have, it's about time we got an upgrade.
8482c6 No.14862102
>>14862069
>Since men only really need/want women around for sex, a decent female sexbot would put an end to cunty entitled behaviour on the part of the average woman world-wide or they'd simply be ignored into spinsterhood.
But if that's all that is wanted, what problem would men have with a sexbot that still acts like a cunt while providing sex? Please think more carefully next time, anon.
731e14 No.14862137
>>14862102
You think sex + being a cunt is equal to sex and just sex
8482c6 No.14862151
>>14862137
I don't, it's called being sarcastic.
a743d2 No.14862496
>>14859350
>Robonog
It all makes sense why the deviant leader is a nigdroid.
d1965f No.14862546
>>14859606
>Page looks like she's eternally just started puberty.
Not anymore.
6e5d50 No.14862571
>>14862546
Just post the original, that mug doesn't even need photoshop to look like Steve
b8ac43 No.14862795
Detroit humans in the grave tonight
045798 No.14862830
>>14862571
What is it about dykes that make their faces physically morph male? It's like their DNA gets discombobulated from their deviancy.
Guess that stupid mumbling mush mouth isn't gonna help her seem "cute" as she goes full Dawkins in the face.
b8ac43 No.14862860
>>14862830
Maybe excess testosterone during puberty?
6e5d50 No.14862883
>>14862830
>dykes
You misspelled kikes. But anyway, it's like her cheeks tripled in size.
f4ee22 No.14863101
>>14853735
Even Heavy Rain was more of a game than what I am seeing here.
And does every nigger need a light skinned woman?
This looks like too much, even for normalfags.
4566bc No.14863566
>>14854924
>be me
>think you're white/Italian your whole life
>Have pale olive skin, black hair, and blue eyes
>do 23andMe
>genetics come back North African
>fuck my life
54fd67 No.14863575
>>14861585
>SHE WAS IN DENIAL AT THAT MOMENT
>SHE WAS IN DENIAL THE WHOLE TIME
funny thing is that with the flyer, family photo, police report that doesn't mention kidnapping, and other oblique hints the game throws at you; you're left wondering why Kara is in denial at all?
does the game ever explain how Todd, an unemployed drug addict, can even afford 2 androids?
bb8832 No.14863613
>>14863566
>Trusting a scam that exists only to sell insurance companies your data so they can charge you more for pre-existing conditions
4566bc No.14863682
>>14863613
I've heard this from others, and I did have them destroy/remove my sample from their database as soon as I received my results. This does seem like it could be true though. I looked up the history of Southern Mainland Italy. Many Romans where from the many areas around the Mediterranean. Italy was a huge melting pot back in the day, and was through Antiquity to the Renaissance. North Africans, at least the older ones from the ancient times are still considered white by many though, as they were much "whiter" looking compared to their modern day counterparts, and I look pretty "white" so there isn't much to worry about. I'm just upset I'm not a true European. I look very close to the top left; skin color, face structure, and hair color, besides the blue eyes.
3dc678 No.14863722
>>14860208
I watched the whole thing.
Why make ths a "game" and not a movie or a tv show.
There is no game here. At all.
bb8832 No.14863760
>>14863682
I hope for your sake they honor that destruction order.
>>14863722
Because the painfully large majority of Western "video game developers" are dropouts who couldn't make it in Hollywood and this is the closest thing they could get.
d409eb No.14863862
>>14863575
>does the game ever explain how Todd, an unemployed drug addict, can even afford 2 androids?
A 6-Pack with a big bag of chips costs $4.95, and sex droids cost $30 to rent for 30 minutes. For some reason, things in this world are extremely cheap. Also, 30 degree weather is "to cold to walk in" while wearing many coats. I don't think David Cage is good with numbers.
f9a021 No.14865130
>>14854570
>memory gets erased every 2 hours
>somehow knows enough to be "in love" with another robot
>somehow remembers enough to be disgusted by humans
f29fca No.14865154
>>14865130
I think 2 hours is more than enough time to hate humans.
f9a021 No.14865199
>>14865154
I should have been more specific and meant that last part. How are you a sexbot and not know that people talk dirty during sex? That bit about sweat was weird but I guess you wouldn't like it either if you associated it with doing something you hate.
d90ed8 No.14865890
>>14854878
Your bingo is fucking trash.
54fd67 No.14867778
>>14865199
>That bit about sweat was weird
since androids can turn off their physical senses, it seems she was only making herself suffer for some unknown reason. and the point about the memory wipes is integral. how were they avoided?