/v/ - Video Games

In other news, our Levitational, Ray is still busy making niggers fly.

>>14640705

There is no such thing as an ox heart in this universe so I just gave her a normal heart. She'll be now holding a piece of human flesh. Let's see whether she finds that romantic.

She actually did! The damned psychopath!

This guy over here urges us to put something on the screen so that it can appear 3D, what do we want to put in there?

>>14640736

Well, there is no Allah in the game but there is God and… THE FUCKER LIED TO US. He is called fearless so I guess we have to put something that will scare him. The phrase God-fearing doesn't apply to him, the dirty heretic.

>>14640748

That actually worked, seems that he knows perfectly well how dangerous and scary kikes can be. He might be a fedora but he's alright in my book.

The floating nigger wants to become a basketball player, normally I would be for just killing the dirty shitskin but we have to aquire the fucking starites. At least he's not stealing bikes yet, though you think that levitating would make you good at basketball already.

>>14640764

There is no self-destructive adjective so I just set them on fire. Nigger refused to wear them and they basically tried to burn him alive. Which is a good thing but still didn't allow us to complete our objective.

>>14640776

Well I can't say that I'm surprised, he acted like a nigger would do.

>>14640780

He destroyed the boots, fucking niggers I tell you and we still don't have the Starite piece.

>>14640794

Eventually? It killed him immediately. And literally desintegrated the building nearby! Oh well, can't say that I'm not pleased about the outcome, one less shitskin to worry about.

Since we have such a good track record of helping niggers, let's try to help this little nigglet here by teaching his dog some tricks.

>>14640829

Wait, really? The flaming hoop didn't work? Wait, maybe it's because it has the jetpack so jumping through it isn't really a "trick".

Nope, doesn't work, let's try turning it into Ein.

The dog now has a hat and wants to beat up the hoop because it burned it, fuck this. Let's go to school.

We're in school now, but I don't think that I'm wearing the correct clothes for this moment…

Yeah, I think this is more fitting.

>>14640847

>>14640848

I think I had better idea, I think my clothes are a bit more… pumped up. Someone also can explain me how the fuck did the guy on the right turned into a clown when I walked into the school?

Well, seems that we have to place a critter inside of the cage, any ideas what we could place inside of it?

>>14640863

I'll keep that in mind.

Name a more powerful video game character

Pro tip: You can't

>>14640894

Yes but a small one, a big one doesn't fit.

Well seems that the class will have it's personal nigger as a pet now, at the same time, the girl here apparently wants to meet someone "in the middle of their career" whatever that means.

>>14640925

She now looks like a very expensive prostitute. So basically a female streamer.

There is a chad bully, shoving one of our autistic brothers into a locker. Don't worry, there will come a time when we will deal with it, but for now let's take care of other puzzles.

The sweaty nigger here needs something to protect himself from dodgeballs, any ideas?

>>14640943

Don't worry brother, the time for the beta uprisingv will come soon, but first we need to gather the starites. I'm not wearing those clothes for no reason you know

>>14640947

I'm disgusted, let's try another type of mask.

Nope, doesn't work either.

>>14640955

It worked though it magically turned into a helmet for some reason. Niggers and their magic.

This lovely old grandma wants to serve something to the students because this is a socialist school and they don't have food unless someone comes and magically creates something. What do we put in?

>>14640977

>What do we put in?

let them eat

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>>14640992

Human flesh actually worked and made the nigger sick after he ate it. I'm not even fucking joking, the grandma is a literal psychopath. She probably cuts people up and makes them into dinners for the students.

What the fuck is up with this place? Apparently the student thinks it's "lame" and not "completely fucking revolting". But whatever, how do we make the playground more interesting /v/? Apparently it needs more attractions.

>>14641013

The boy is not into /clang/ it seems so let's try 8a4d0b's idea.

>>14641016

The playground is now more sturdy, interesting and also a bit more… green.

Is this boy immune to radiation or something?

Our next puzzle is to create an abomination of nature. First we need to give it something to eat.

>>14641044

>>14641048

I'll do both when I finish the puzzle here.

>>14641057

I wish, but there isn't shit in the game.

>>14641055

Nor is there soy.

>>14641054

I can put it in but it does nothing

>>14641053

I'll try it right now.

>>14641053

>>14641065

Did this by adding the edible black human child. Now we have to get something hot inside.

>>14641077

Can't leave the room for the duration of the mission so… that idea goes out of the window.

>>14641075

I fear that hitting it with a flamethrower might destroy it and fail us the mission.

>>14641079

Can't put it in for some reason.

>>14641080

That actually worked… let's see the results. Oh… oh no… Let's just hope that it will turn into a slimegirl.

>>14641090

So what exactly do we give this abomination? What does it "body" exactly need?

>>14641094

tits

>>14641101

Tit didn't work.

>>14641100

Neither did panties. I'm readying a flamethrower just in case.

>>14641109

scandalous

Hey, legs worked! Let's see how our creature looks and

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

It picked up my clothes and turned into this fucking abomination. We now have to name the monster by placing letters on the whiteboard… I think I have an idea.

How about this as a name?

Look they even gave us a large container to put it's remains in after we get rid of the monstrosity.

We have basically finished everything we can here but I feel like leaving school like that would be a bit… anti-climatic. So /v/ should I use a shotgun, a machine gun or a katana?

>>14641136

Well then

>>14641139

That will kill our beta ally as well though.

>>14641140

I will go this way after exploding the truck.

I'm activating the truck, Allah Akbar

YES FOOLS, FEAR THE FIRES OF ALLAH!

Well shit, the kill count is 0, let's take the Dylan and Eric approach.

Huh, when I killed the bully the beta didn't appear. Weird, that usually works.

Fuck it, let's just nuke the fucking place like this anon >>14641139 said.

HOLY SHIT

How the fuck are they even still alive. Everything is just radioactive now.

>>14641186

Doesn't work either, they just walk by as if nothing happened when hit by an anvil.

>>14641195

if you can't kill them, create a black hole and banish them to oblivion

>>14641199

>>14641201

Let's try both, first the bazooka.

>>14641211

why not an ultra bazooka that shoots black holes?

Well that definitely worked far better, it obliterated the slut and the kid outside, let's try black hole now and then gigantic ultra nuke.

I just banished the kid in the playground to the shadow realm, now it's time for this >>14641214

>>14641221

I think I can, I'll try it.

Now this is more like it!

Well… now literally everything is radioactive. Expect for the nigger surprisingly.

>>14641246

Let's try normal antimatter first.

Well seems that antimatter actually pulls all objects to them and destroys them, the nigger and the grandma are dead now. Let's try the antimatter bomb now.

>this thread is still alive

>>14641242

Case in point, niggers are so useless they can't even provide radiation. Melonin, mayn.

>>14641251

Super soy gun of invincibility.

>>14641260

Ironically, it's the devil that gets beat up, because she gets sick from radiation.

Well they're stuck in a stalemate I guess.

>>14641258

>Super soy gun of invincibility.

<get scottish deerhound

RELEASE THE BEARS

It worked! And also I got an achievement that gave me a starite piece, it was called "Oh Bother".

I think I should leave them here, in this eternal struggle against each other.

>>14641284

Just to suffer.

>>14641281

A bit too late for that, but I'll keep it in mind for the next time we want to kill something with bears.

>>14641292

I don't even want to tell you of the obvious thread. A thread obviously older than your time here. Who is here and does not know where to go?

We're starting on a new note in a restaurant guys, this guy here is on a date with his girlfriend and… well he's fucking bored as one usually is around women. He wants something to entertain him, what do we give him?

>>14641311

This game doesn't have adult or offensive content but I can glue flesh to a flashlight. That doesn't work though and only allows the fly to create maggots.

>>14641312

>>14641313

I gave him a gameboy and the girl ran off crying, the guy is happy though.

Apparently now we have to help her feel better.

The business card idea doesn't work, so maybe she prefers to have it in cash? I'm gonna try that,.

Surprisingly no! She doesn't want cash either, so seeing that the only options left are Cyandine and "A dick" then let's try Cyandine first.

>>14641347

You can though, it's just slightly awkward to do.

Cyandine doesn't work, so a dick it is. Let's cuck the man as >>14641364 this guy proposed… and she runs away! This woman is surprisingly non-degenerate. I think the guy doesn't know what he's losing.

>>14641405

Thanks for the laughs op.

>>14641392

Let's give her someone with a master plan for her life, let's just hope that he accidentally crash it with no survivors.

This girl is non-degenerate, not greedy and actually loyal and the boyfriend still prefers video games over her. We have a true /v/irgin over here.

All those maggots have grown from the fleshlight, I wouldn't be sticking my dick into that at any time.

I forgot to answer the question I was asked yesterday. Yes, the mime is still hanging from the ceiling.

I don't even know how to comment on that.

>>14645670

You were right, they do love carnivorous bouquets. They even got back together.

Alzheimer isn't a joke! Grandma forgot to put something into the present for her grand-daughter. We have to fix that. I'm sure that you will think of a… uh… great present for the girl /v/.

>>14645777

And it does… absolutely nothing.

>>14645789

Surprisingly that doesn't do anything and doesn't really work.

>>14645806

Well it killed the dog and the girl so I guess that counts.

The bilboard apparently needs to show what they sell here to advertise the restaurant. So… what do they sell here?

>>14640658

Is it possible to create Moonman in Unlimited? I managed to create Moonman in Unmasked with a Moonish Moonlit Fascist White Vice with sunglasses.

>>14653509

Trying that specifically in Unlimited got me one of these that dances around.