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File: f165c7f0a53c4a8⋯.png (431.48 KB, 383x526, 383:526, SirHansSansClothes.PNG)

File: 2ad7d424c589eeb⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1214x691, 1214:691, UnhygenicHenry.PNG)

File: 8c5887804956445⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1652x702, 826:351, WhatchaLookingAtM8.PNG)

e8c9c4 No.14374250

WE FITGIRL REPACK NOW

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:89ABBF9913E08D93AA834EC9E10B2F33E448279C

If you have microstutters:

https://steamcommunity.com/app/379430/discussions/0/1700542332341063477/

Another link to check out to improve game's performance:

http://steamcommunity.com/app/379430/discussions/0/1700542332340601553/

If you have CPU related freezes/microfreezes, it's cryengine's fault and the solution is to limit the game process's CPU usage to 99%

http://mion.faireal.net/BES/

New patch coming around 28th of Febuary.

How's your Henry doing, anon?

5b131e No.14374259

File: 5a3634b0542c07f⋯.jpg (158.26 KB, 925x1032, 925:1032, 4bca1f5231e9db98373757088d….jpg)

what do you think henry smells like after hunting some deer?

asking for a friend, haha


0f5b15 No.14374331

anybody have an issue with disappearing bandits eettlements? I mark the settlement on my map and then I draw out the bad guys and I have found if I drw them all out sometimes rthe base idsappears.


4cb09a No.14374334

File: c71b19d3ac8e173⋯.png (26.03 KB, 1150x154, 575:77, as a trans.PNG)

Has anyone else been mining the (((resetera))) salt mines? They haven't been taking the news it sold over 1 million copies too well.


e8c9c4 No.14374343

>>14374331

Never seen that one before.

>>14374334

I forgot they even exist

>>14374259

Can't smell worse than Theresa really.


6d459b No.14374355

Reminder (((BASED))) Vavra is an antifa jew.


c423b3 No.14374359

>>14374334

You won the battle, shill, but you haven't won the war.


0f5b15 No.14374361

>>14374343

it only happens if I kill them all way outside the base. I can give the game that.


06c19a No.14374369

File: 82b9561704f9150⋯.jpg (97.17 KB, 560x600, 14:15, Close helm.jpg)

File: 601fc33aa7ea244⋯.png (162.49 KB, 1024x1006, 512:503, 83e44ee5dcc5bfbb2b09f252df….png)

Where are my Close Helm mods? I don't care if it's lore breaking to have a 16th century armour in early 15th century. I FUCKING WANT IT.

>>14374334

At this rate I don't know what to believe.


f729d6 No.14374383

>>14374334

Best timeline


e8c9c4 No.14374387

>>14374369

You have the great bascinet though :^)


f336ff No.14374398

File: 74345077ed69728⋯.jpg (176.87 KB, 590x332, 295:166, 800c0e109846f55a679e60f43f….jpg)

REMINDER

STATING THAT BOHEMIA AND MEDIEVAL CENTRAL ONLY HAD WHITES IS VIRULENT DISCUSSION

HERE'S A NIGGER MOD THOUGH

http://archive.is/284yY


f729d6 No.14374399

>>14374369

I hope they will make thousand of high quality Sallet mods instead


f336ff No.14374403

>>14374355

Reminder that you goonshits are fucking awful at your job and all post the same.


e8c9c4 No.14374405

>>14374399

Didn't Sir Divish have a cuirass far too advanced for early 15th century?


8f7499 No.14374409

>>14374355

1st, you should post some kind of evidence

2nd, even if it's true, this is not /pol/. We don't give a fuck is someone is of jewish race or not. And "antifa" in the US is someting completely different from "antifa" in other parts of the world. The Czech Republic was one of the first countries to be ocupied by the nazis.


6d459b No.14374412

>>14374403

Reminder to check my dubs.


f729d6 No.14374415

>>14374405

Not really somehow must have figured fluting out sometime


295de6 No.14374421

>can see what they were trying to do with the save system

>no crashes so maybe they were very thorough, when testing for crashes because of the possibility of losing a lot of progress to a crash

>do the quest in the monastery

>kind of pissed already, because my build is getting punished by this

>see the way to complete it

>actually do what im told, so i can complete this

>game crashes

>my last save was from the first time sleeping in the monastery, because i got jailed the night after

>basically have to redo it all

>contemplating a cathartic rampage through the monastery right now

Fucking niggers. They should have some autosave slot just in case the game crashes so you dont get screwed by this. Didnt Xcom have something like this to prevent savescumming? It also crashed a second time in that area. Shouldnt they have been more thorough in that area since its so tedious?


f729d6 No.14374422

>>14374409

He is Antifa because he said something bad about communism and facismm oh noes my Leftypol ass is on fire


e8c9c4 No.14374425

>>14374415

Nah I meant the shoulder ornaments style he had. Don't those exist mainly around 16th century when people made full plate for aesthetics?


e8c9c4 No.14374434

>>14374421

You don't actually need to do the monk quest you know. I got through that part fine just ninja-ing my way into the compound, rifling though pockets of novices until I find who I want, stealth killing him and running away after.


f729d6 No.14374437

>>14374425

Can't find pics of him wearing shoulder ormaments, could you help me anon


6d459b No.14374438

>>14374409

Oy vey the antifas are the good guys they fought evil gnawtzees and all


e8c9c4 No.14374448

>>14374437

I need to find pictures of him in the last act then, because that's the only time all three lords suit up for war. Sir Divish is by far the sexiest of the three. Sir Hanush's effort was slacking at best.


f729d6 No.14374450

Reminder that Leftypol 'thinks' that they 'control' /v/ by acting like retarded /pol/tards, aka babys first falseflag


c423b3 No.14374461

>>14374450

No no no, its not like this. POL 'thinks' that they 'control' /v/ by acting like retarded /leftpol/tards, aka babys first falseflag


f729d6 No.14374465

changed IPs huh?


bced30 No.14374480

>>14374398

He doesn't even look black, he just looks like he's wearing black face.


e8c9c4 No.14374493

>>14374461

Reminder that Gas is free so keep up the good work.


571dfd No.14374498

File: 18af67e295d879a⋯.jpg (260.08 KB, 585x694, 585:694, (we).jpg)


295de6 No.14374503

>>14374434

Im basically on an all combat build. No pickpocketing and basically no lockpicking. I have found out that you can just find a key in the kitchen so i will probably do that get my shit and find a cheesy way to slaughter the guy. But how did this get into the final game? The quest is basically "Prison simulator 1402"


e8c9c4 No.14374523

File: 7b55210099ee848⋯.png (1.37 MB, 578x888, 289:444, SirDivish.PNG)

>>14374503

It's because you're playing it like a combat simulator. I did too and that was my solution. You can only blame yourself for blindly following quest markers Because a lot of times the NPC conversations have more hints on how to do the mission

>>14374437

The ingame armor is based on this fresco.


f336ff No.14374536

>>14374523

Is that Vavra?


8f7499 No.14374545

File: 74d2e4ce397c477⋯.jpg (108.39 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Dan_Vávra.jpg)

File: 71a2424db031539⋯.jpg (732.83 KB, 1335x841, 1335:841, Hanush_of_Leipa_1.jpg)

>>14374536

In game, Vavra is Lord Hanush of Leipa, the fat guy that rules the city of Rattay


e8c9c4 No.14374546

>>14374536

Nah it's Divish. I'm pretty sure that was one of the concept art for him. The only difference is that he looks maybe 10 years younger in the fresco


e8c9c4 No.14374556

File: a43cf6354d387f4⋯.png (1.44 MB, 578x891, 578:891, SirHanush.PNG)

>>14374545

>Lord Hanush of Leipa

His portrait's a lot thinner though.


f729d6 No.14374558

>>14374523

I don't it existed at 1403, no

He's a big guy

>>14374536

>>14374545

If I take that beard off, will he die?


1cba5a No.14374559

>>14374503

Same here, having a hell of a time. Keep making lots of progress before fucking up and having to restart the day. Even managed to get out and pick up some ingredients so I can brew my own savior schnapps in prison. Still, it's not bitch. If you drink some before going creeping around, pickpocketing etc then it's way noisier.


f336ff No.14374560

>>14374545

Kek, he looks even fatter than IRL even after gaining weight.

Good thing they're self aware

>>14374546

Aye thanks


3e4c75 No.14374564

File: 7e52e9f01040ae3⋯.jpg (604.91 KB, 1423x2048, 1423:2048, Vavra.jpg)

>>14374558

>If I take that beard off, will he die?

He will become extremely sad.


b695eb No.14374589

File: 01e4117f6a5c06a⋯.jpg (59.62 KB, 624x351, 16:9, vavra 2.jpg)

File: 501af94e6a28a3a⋯.png (215.83 KB, 281x387, 281:387, vavra 3.png)

File: b71965b00d32684⋯.jpg (65.64 KB, 514x450, 257:225, Vavra.jpg)

Lets post more handsome photos of our beloved racist.


f88ef6 No.14374597

>>14374558

Though cases for both "someone made one but it didn't really became popular for next 2 centuries" and "their source is anachronistic" have the same weight.

Also still in the second tutorial town and I have to ask whose bastard is Henry? Seriously, half the shit he does is enough to get him quartered.


9caa01 No.14374609

File: 573ca85840a6edd⋯.png (164.39 KB, 320x320, 1:1, ryudo.png)

>>14374409

>2nd, even if it's true, this is not /pol/.

How about you not use communist propaganda as an advertising point then you stupid fucking kike.


93bae7 No.14374632

File: ae992aca3c323b5⋯.jpg (255.04 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ebinne.jpg)

Started a new game after finishing it, trying to cheese as hard as possible. Are there any lockpicks that you can find in Skalitz?


c423b3 No.14374636

>>14374609

>anon makes a statement that /v/ isn't /pol/

>THAT'S A COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA, WHO ISN'T A NAZI IS A COMMUNIST!

You sound exactly like communist who says who isn't a communist is a nazi.


4bdf05 No.14374638

File: 6e338db82221800⋯.jpg (74.84 KB, 474x600, 79:100, 1421184881541.jpg)

>>14374409

<this is not /pol/

>he doesn't know

welcome to die


c423b3 No.14374641

>>14374632

Just install the easy lockpicking mod that removes lockpicking all together.


0f5b15 No.14374647

>>14374597

they need henry and with a civil war on it is the wrong time to quarter a hero


f336ff No.14374648


4bdf05 No.14374652

File: faba507e43c5886⋯.png (195.43 KB, 811x800, 811:800, 1ceaba507e43c58865818f62e0….png)


1583d8 No.14374655

>>14374589

hej som tu mal otroka ked sa vyzliekol bol chlpaty ako psisko som ho na stol priputal retazom aj som si vravel sak mam ten kolieskovy strojcek co chlpiska marni.som ho zobral aj tento otrok ked ho zbadal.ihnedzacal revat a cosi vravel.vravim mu taraj co chces nerozumiem ti no tieto moje kolieska porozumia tvojim chlpiskam ty psisko.aj som mu na kokota prilozel ihned chlpiska paralo riadne otrok reval v retazoch sa trhal ako besny.


1cba5a No.14374657

>>14374648

Shut the fuck up, talk about the game or fuck off. /leftypol/ isn't nearly as clever as they think they are, they're best just ignored.


f336ff No.14374662

>>14374657

Fair enough


f88ef6 No.14374680

>>14374632

imho best "pre-cheese" there is; talk to Kunesh, go to tavern and throw shit at Deutchs house, get lockpicks from one of your buddies (the retarded one?) before telling them to beat Kunesh up.

>>14374647

Will see, will see.


259425 No.14374690

File: 9a197ddf0add891⋯.jpg (56.93 KB, 500x667, 500:667, czilala w czitosach.jpg)

>start the game

>go to drunktard

>money pls

>no

>we fight now

>he beat me

>after laughting at me i started fight and beat him and he run away and i chase him

>lost him in bushesh

>go to his house

>take axe outside

>go around house looking for door

>go in look in every room and see chest but cannot open cause its locked and have no lockpick

>he comes back and says if i lay a finger on him again i will go to prison

>i beat him again

>go back to mother to patch up and talk with father and told him i will take care of that fucker

>go back to his house, he is in bed

>knock him out take his keys and clothes

>take everything from chest and go away with smile

>went to do other parts of quest

>some faggot says bad things about king and pope and my slavic buddies got perfect plan of throwing shit on his house

>yea why not lets go

>in front of the house ready to start throwing shit

>drunktard run to me "naked" and says i can take everythink he has (which i already did) and just leave him alone

i really like this game i dont remember when i last time had this much joy playing game


c423b3 No.14374698

>>14374657

/leftypol/ is shit, /leftpol/ is the future.


4bdf05 No.14374733

File: 097b0e574582ef5⋯.webm (4.31 MB, 960x540, 16:9, fucking commies.webm)

>>14374698

>>>/ovens/

is where your future is


295de6 No.14374834

>>14374523

My speech is relatively good, but not good enough for those fuckers that catch you and then put you in monk prison, unless you mean something else. As i said i can complete the mission when im careful, but im just too butthurt to do it again.

Do you mean the secret passage, thats supposed to let me enter the monastery?

Or can is just go to the remote location that i was told to light a fire, since they will try to kill me anyways and i will find my next clue on a scroll hidden in their leaders ass*


e8c9c4 No.14374860

>>14374834

I never became a monk. I jumped into the monastery at night and killed the novice with the dice on him. And no, the recruiter doesn't have a next clue on him. But all of them does have the msysterious dice on them so if the game was self aware you might realize that was a form of ID.


fa36e8 No.14374882

>>14374250

The premise of this game really doesn't appeal to me in the least, but I do recognize the value in a game that strives for historical accuracy in current year, so I recommended it to a pal.


1cba5a No.14374954

>>14374690

>i really like this game i dont remember when i last time had this much joy playing game

Same here anon, I've really adopted the winter NEET lifestyle. Game is fantastic, aside from the bullshit bugs but that stuff should be fixed soon.


93bae7 No.14374955

File: 5ab14013542b91e⋯.jpg (523.54 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, cummiesman.jpg)

Peace was never an option.


4b65ca No.14374962

File: 1e9de5596d58821⋯.webm (11.87 MB, 640x360, 16:9, nu thief lockpicking.webm)

Gonna make an effort-post here on lockpicking. I actually thought nu-thief did the most realistic job with lockpicking given how it's done in real life. I've picked 1 or 2 of my own locks for fun, also re-keying (swapping out the pins) locks being the better part of a shitty job I used to have. Even without steel pick-tools, you're not going to snap the thing every 5 seconds… pin and tumbler locks just don't work that way. The MAIN challenge when it comes to lockpicking is the sheer amount of time it takes, especially if you aren't good at it. This goes double if they have security pins like spools in them, where a heavy hand can set pins too far, meaning you have to start over (though if you're skilled enough you can unset just that stuck pin and carry on).

Unsurprisingly, old thief (Deadly Shadows, in this case) also did a very good job with lockpicking, but the style is more like the rotary lock used in safes, so they would have their place (just not in doors).

Two really simple suggestions to improve on this formula for any /agdg/ faggots lurking in this thread:

>Make it take (far) longer, depending on skill, than it does in nu-thief (Since Garrett is a master thief.)

>Chance of screwing up the current pin if you mess around on it too long/too fast (having to start over)

This also means that if everyone is dead asleep they won't hear you but if around they might hear you playing with the lock if they're really close but more likely they'll walk in and see you. Patrolling guards of any kind are thus a huge counter to lockpicking in that respect.

Third clip is soundless as it was just some faggot talking over what he was doing.

Cut me a break here on nu-thief, I know /v/ hates it and I do too after playing it but it had it's good moments. Also I took the effort to webm all three of those clips from jewtube 4u.

Site is bollocks so (1/2) probably.


4b65ca No.14374974

File: 571ce6b8254ff4d⋯.webm (7.48 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Deadly Shadows (thief) lo….webm)

>>14374962

More like (2/3) I ain't posting shit quality webms edition.


4b65ca No.14374977

File: 5246dba4ff59152⋯.webm (15.6 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, How to Pick a Lock With H….webm)


1cba5a No.14374989

>>14374962

Agreed, you should never be wrenching so hard on your pick that it snaps and you fall backwards. I guess it's one of those concessions between gameplay and realism, but the system you propose (quieter but longer) would be interesting to try out.

>>14374955

Is that Skalitz?


e8c9c4 No.14374996

>>14374962

My only experience with picking locks was full pleb style with a key with a long first teeth and a knife and even that was done after reading up on how tumbler locks worked. It took me 10 minutes on my first try. Second time took less than 5 and third time about 2 minutes. I hate my housemate so much


93bae7 No.14374998

>>14374989

Yeah, looks like I can't talk to Theresa if I kill the rapists, though.


a477a0 No.14375007

>>14374597

It's fairly predictable to be honest, you should be able to easily figure out whose bastard he is just based on how nobles treat him


4b65ca No.14375023

File: 14eb84be0850ee1⋯.jpg (388.86 KB, 1229x819, 1229:819, Radish.jpg)

>>14374998

Pretty sure what I did in the tutorial was just slap one on the back with the sword to get their attention and then run away, hoping it would give Theresa time to run. I have no idea if it worked though probably not.

>>14374597

>spoiler

Pic related


1cba5a No.14375029

>>14374998

Bummer. Did you cheese em, or just manage your distance well? It's a bitch to fight before you can parry and dodge. Well done anyway.


a477a0 No.14375041

>>14374962

I'm always interested to hear more about skills in video games compared to real life, but honestly that just sounds like it would be more tedious.


93bae7 No.14375064

>>14375029

Cheesed hard, I'm level 17 already. I just want to see what'll happen with Runt.


690497 No.14375071

>Get a quest to play strip dice with a girl

>Sweet!

>Win

>She takes off her hat

>She doesn't take off anything else

This game has a… really tame approach to nudity.


a477a0 No.14375079

>>14375071

Haha, no it doesn't. Trust me, you'll see.


690497 No.14375105

>>14375079

So there's nudity later, but they didn't bother putting it in the strip game?


80f721 No.14375111

I really wanted to like this game. And there's definatly some fun to be had here. But holy fuck is this not what I was expecting.

I was sold on this being a super realistic RPG set in medieval bohemia. But your horse can teleport to you from anywhere. Magic chests that operate on some sort of wormhole that links them all together. Bandits that wake up out of bed and use some sort of magic spell to instantly equip all their armour and weapons while the game tells me I cannot put a hat on in combat.

Not to mention things like, multi-tier quest design that locks you off of certain branches because you talked to the wrong person. Come back from a quest and see some dude you want to say hi too? Sorry you failed that part of hte quest, now onto the next part. The saving system is pointless. Why restrict where you can save and then also auto-save all the damn time? Quest markers and a compass constantly on screen. You can turn them off, but only by turning off all UI, which means you can't talk to anyone! And the pure railroading of the quests. Why hinge it all on player choice and then flat out tell you what your reaction and actions are in certain events during cutscenes? I can't fathom it.

I feel like their vision exceeded their grasp big time with this. There are a lot of cool ideas, and I love the setting and a lot of the gameplay mechanics. Combat is great (except when fighting two people at once). But the experience overall is very disappointing.


1cba5a No.14375112

Wish I could get rid of the perks that make you have to eat and sleep less. At first it's cool, but it felt good having to worry about finding food and shelter for the night instead of being a terminator.


f3f6a7 No.14375115

>>14375091

>>14375088

>>14375085

>>14375080

reported for spam.


a477a0 No.14375117

>>14375105

It might be a joke. I haven't done that quest/activity so I don't know much about it. But this game can be medieval playboy simulator if you talk to the right women.


4578a6 No.14375122

File: 55ce9d122748473⋯.png (416.14 KB, 613x1132, 613:1132, 15184339981850.png)

>>14374589

>our beloved racist.

:^)


75caf6 No.14375131

File: 2f65aa966627ff6⋯.gif (1.53 MB, 210x201, 70:67, 2f65aa966627ff63db20f0826b….gif)

>>14374589

This whole "shilling" thing is getting kind of autistic now tbh


a477a0 No.14375140

>>14375111

>Combat is great (except when fighting two people at once). But the experience overall is very disappointing.

Am I the only person who thinks that the combat system with multiple people is the most realistic part of the entire game? You have to manage your space very carefully so that you are only fighting one person at a time or you get fucked, just like in real life. Nobody can actually fight multiple people by paying attention to all of them like in action movies.


bced30 No.14375141

>>14375111

>I was sold on this being a super realistic RPG set in medieval bohemia.

If you actually paid attention to the development process they'd go into details about how they wanted it to also be a fun game, so they'd make concessions for gameplay. Plus they forced a time constraint so things they wanted to add to the game was cut.


4578a6 No.14375164

File: c78f124dcc2fd0d⋯.jpg (10.84 KB, 176x137, 176:137, 1429738096193.jpg)

>>14374398

>The “Inclusive Cpt. Bernard” mod, as the name implies, “diversifies the game world by making Cpt. Bernard an African-American.”

>african american


1cba5a No.14375174

>>14375122

>different ethnicities and nationalities

He's talking about different white ethnicities and nationalities, numbnuts. Also, even Hitler accepted 1/8 (or 1/16?) jews.


218491 No.14375180

>>14375164

You do know, that it was made by one of us as a low effort trolling attempt?

If not.

Now you know.


80f721 No.14375196

>>14375140

The forced lock on is the main problem. You have no option to face inbetween your opponents to keep them both in your view. Switching targets isn't exactly great in terms of control either.

I'm not saying you should be able to easily beat 5 guys at once. But the combat was clearly designed for 1v1 duels. Not to mention that if one of your opponents has a bow and arrow he'll just keep firing at you no matter what, killing his comrades in the process happily.

>>14375141

Why the fuck would I pay attention to the development process? If they wanted it to be a fun game why can't I save wherever I want? Even if it was only to quit the game so I can go grab a bite to eat or goto bed or whatever? If they're making concessions to the game play for fun then the first one should be "what if someone is in the middle of the wilderness, has no save schnapps, and wants to exit the game?" It'd be a lot more acceptable if it wasn't so free and loose with saves in other, less convenient, ways. This is what is annoying me. Not that it's too realistic or not realistic. That it's very not realistic in some aspects in order to be more fun, but other aspects of the same mechanic are so realistic that it's tedious. Either go for realism or go for fun. This smacks of it either being changed at the last minute, or not being thought through.


bced30 No.14375204

>>14375196

>If they're making concessions to the game play for fun then the first one should be "what if someone is in the middle of the wilderness, has no save schnapps, and wants to exit the game?

That one was actually because of a bug so serious they had to disable it entirely.


0e675d No.14375209

File: 75e7b644fffa615⋯.webm (3.38 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, best sidequest.webm)

>>14375071

>"This game has a… really tame approach to nudity."

>he didn't drink the night out with the priest at Uzhitz

>he missed one of THE best quests in the game


a477a0 No.14375218

>>14375196

>The forced lock on is the main problem. You have no option to face inbetween your opponents to keep them both in your view.

Uh, all you have to do is strafe so that they are. Besides if you don't have all of your opponents in front of you you are getting fucked so you need to do that anyway. I dunno, I've fought 2 or 3 dudes several times and never had complaints.


80f721 No.14375234

>>14375218

You can strafe so they are in your field of view, but you are always facing one or the other.

People play Mass Effect Androgynous and had no complains either. Doesn't mean it was well made.


a477a0 No.14375246

>>14375234

Hey man, I'm just saying. One of us has problems using this system and the other doesn't. Maybe you should just get good.

>but you are always facing one or the other.

Why would you want to not face one of them though? How will you attack or defend yourself if you're not facing them? There are no epic AOE slashes in real life.


e8c9c4 No.14375250

>>14375196

Am I the only one who's unengages by tapping shift the moment the target isn't a priority anymore?


a477a0 No.14375258

>>14375250

You can also unlock by pressing middle mouse by default I believe.


b02470 No.14375262

File: 900761cf5674ecb⋯.gif (76.8 KB, 340x340, 1:1, 900761cf5674ecb5eac052b3da….gif)

>>14374409

>this is not /pol/


e8c9c4 No.14375270

>>14375258

But that's very inconvenient. Pressing shift allows you to go back into neutral mode which I sometimes use for a sneaky stab for someone to the sides


367bd4 No.14375272

>>14375071

From what I can tell, she actually does remove her equipped clothing, it's just that the "naked" model of a woman is a dress. If someone were to create a nudity mod, the strip dice scene would probably work.


80f721 No.14375273

>>14375246

If I have two opponents fighting me, and one is standing to my left, and one to my right, why would i want to only face one of them? If i face the one on my left i leave my right flank open to the other, and vice versa. It's not about offense it's about defense.


ed576d No.14375277

>Go to get my equipment repaired

>zone out while picking stuff

>blacksmith refuses because stolen

>think I accidentally almost sold all my armor, thank the gods the smith isn't a fence

>try again, but pay attention this time

>refuses because stolen

but why, Mr. Smith? Why can't you fix my stolen bascinet?


62a6d2 No.14375284

>>14375174

I believe you had to be 80% Caucasian to be a member of the Nazi party, meaning your great grandfather could be as black as the night and you would still be deemed acceptable. The funky thing with genetics, though, is that you can be a descendant of someone yet not share any genes with them at all. I'm sure it's part of some scientific justification why Jewish lines can only continue through the female line, because only women pass on mitochondrial DNA.


bced30 No.14375285

>>14375273

You have clearly no idea how a fight works, if there is two on both your sides you fucking back away and concentrate on the guy closest to you and keep him between you and the other guy until you can find a spot that forces them to approach you one on one.In fact the way this game's combat works one guy will block your attack then you're completely open to both of them attacking you in that moment of invulnerability.


a477a0 No.14375290

>>14375273

>If I have two opponents fighting me, and one is standing to my left, and one to my right, why would i want to only face one of them?

You wouldn't which is why you move so that you can see both of them at once. Turning isn't going to help you in that situation because your awful position is the problem. You need to keep moving, usually backwards, in order to fight multiple opponents in this game. Again, it reflects real life the most here.


e8c9c4 No.14375293

>>14375273

Anon, you sound like you've never been in a fight before. If you're tough odds are you'll tank one person why beating another up. If you're not so tough, you'll have to reposition until you're effectively only facing one person at one time.


75aa0a No.14375301

>>14375273

I can tell you have never been in any kind of fight before. That's how it works, even on the rare occasions when we spar 2v1 you always have the majority of your attention on one or the other, while having the other in your peripheral. Also it's almost impossible to take on multiple people so just thin them out with an arrow or run


f7e8c3 No.14375316

>>14375209

Is it just me or henry looks a bit like autism girl from ME:andromeda?


ed576d No.14375323

>>14375272

There's a nude mod on the nexus currently, and hot damn is it awful

https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance/mods/124

>That second image


f729d6 No.14375329

>>14375277

The smith is a stupid faggot who patrols the upper part of the Rathaus at night and will start a fucking fist fight with you, because you were 0.02 seconds too long in a restriced area and will give the silent treatment, like the bitch he is, and denunce you infront of the other traders in the city, so their opinion will go from +83 to -19 and will stay there for over 7 ingame days, even when paying 20% on the buy price.


75aa0a No.14375340

>>14375290

>>14375285

>>14375285

>>14375290

>>14375293

>>14375301

Kek I thought I quad posted and the site was fucked before I saw the IDs and 4 people simultaneously told that anon that he doesn't know the first thing about fighting in vydia or irl


b02470 No.14375351

>>14375209

>getting wankered with a corrupt priest and going on a drunk adventure

Truly a accurate simulation of medieval European life.


a477a0 No.14375362

>>14375351

Hey c'mon, he's not corrupt… Just a little rough around the edges and liver


b02470 No.14375381

File: 9210067ef446adf⋯.jpg (84.63 KB, 600x598, 300:299, 1471249021910.jpg)

>>14375362

>willing to betray the thingy with confession if a non-priest preaches in HIS place because he got wasted about something ridiculing the church

This man is not of faith and in fact is a complete heretic worse than the rag heads.


4b65ca No.14375393

>>14375041

It's actually kind of fun.


a477a0 No.14375403

>>14375381

He was fine before he got totally schwasted! That's why it's the devil's elixir you know.

>>14375393

In real life, of course. But more or less you're saying, as far as I can make out:

>lockpicking should take longer

>your picks shouldn't break as easily but you should still start over every time you fuck up


4578a6 No.14375404

>>14375180

fuck, really? damn i missed that thread.


93bae7 No.14375412

So, my Headcracker activated during the first Runt fight in Skalitz, but it dindu shit.

Fucks sake.


1cba5a No.14375432

>>14375412

That's too bad, that would have been a tricky way to get him. Wonder if he's immune to all status effects in that fight.


b02470 No.14375445

File: 2a03988a5c14b96⋯.jpg (64.47 KB, 538x482, 269:241, 2a03988a5c14b96fea9967a3fb….jpg)

>>14375403

Why is the blood of Christ considered a devil's elixir?


ca234a No.14375447

>>14375290

>fight multiple opponents in this game.

>Again, it reflects real life the most here.

You have better peripheral vision IRL. This is one of those occasions where 1st person view doesn't match up with reality.


166464 No.14375456

>>14375164

>african american

they can't keep getting away with racism like this

it's clearly an englishman


f7e8c3 No.14375462

>>14375351

But priests DID get shitfaced quite often.


6ef498 No.14375464

>>14375445

It's not the blood of Christ except during the ritual of communion and no church is going to give you enough communion wine to get shitfaced off.


4b65ca No.14375469

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14375403

Well, picks don't break at all. For modern security locks, it can take in the 10's of minutes for a professional to pick them, so adapting for 14th century technology, even as an expert it should take you a minute to pick a good lock. Furthermore, you would only have to start over if you're flailing the mouse like an idiot trying to set the pin (because then you overset it by going too fast). If you go slowly, you won't have to start over because carefulness. Gonna go ahead and embed the whole of the video of the third clip if anyone wants to watch it. An interesting added challenge would be requiring the player to speed up just a tad (risking over-setting) in order to set a particularly bound pin all the way.. but that'd only be on the hardest locks, I think.


b02470 No.14375473

>>14375445

Too add:

I don't know how its in the others but in my countries' Orthodox monasteries one of the monk activities is brewing wine.


b02470 No.14375477

File: ae4aff1aaf8ab50⋯.jpg (82.22 KB, 640x733, 640:733, ae4aff1aaf8ab5085c8100e75d….jpg)

>>14375464

>and no church is going to give you enough communion wine to get shitfaced off.

About that.


a477a0 No.14375480

>>14375447

True. The game would benefit from a freelook button like ArmA that allows you to rotate your head to look around while facing the same direction. That said, I don't think the combat is bad for multiple people, most people just seem to expect AOE attacks or some kind of Dark Souls shit.


3ff3b1 No.14375482

Try to make a list of broken shit so I can avoid cheese when I finally get this game, pls contribute. So far I've got:

>maces/blunt

>high-level archery(?)

>knocking people out

>too much stealth niggerdry in general


a477a0 No.14375488

>>14375445

It is by bitter wives with husbands who drink too much and Protestants.


e8c9c4 No.14375494

>>14375482

Blunt and stealth are definitely not overpowered at all. Most blunt have a range so short you're not going to get anywhere without heavy armor and stealth kills wake everyone up.


a477a0 No.14375500

>>14375482

A lot of the shit only seems broken because the players took the time to train the skill a lot. You will suck at archery no matter what at the start I can guarentee you that. That said, the fact that you can shoot through eyeslits easily at point blank is rather ridiculous.


632c28 No.14375535

File: 95c4ad784b45d6a⋯.webm (609.27 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, b778c676c3f12b696803a58ea….webm)

>>14375122

Cheers, goyim, shekels up.


ca234a No.14375540

>>14375480

Yeah it's not bad, but it seems awkward compared to the fluid 1v1. I'm not sure how you'd improve it though. I remember another melee game having a semi-transparent figure so it's hybrid 1st/3d person. That gave you a better sense of your surroundings.

Thing is, your eyes give you a much better 3-d sense of the space around your body which PC can't replicate. These shortcomings become noticeable in melee 1st person games.


6ef498 No.14375542

>>14375477

What do they give everyone their own bottle in slav church?


a75baf No.14375545

File: f2f37b4b0eff8dd⋯.jpg (448.45 KB, 736x1101, 736:1101, Casca.jpg)

>>14373235

Speaking of Berserk Casca finally woke up

https://imgur.com/r/Berserk/knzxM


bced30 No.14375567

>>14375540

There is a Mod for Quake which essentially replicates 170 degree vision, if that could be ported to KCD that would be great.


ed576d No.14375574

>>14375567

Couldn't you just bump your fov up to 170?


3ff3b1 No.14375588

>>14375494

I was told there was a perk that makes blunt deal x2 damage to heads and lets you oneshot everyone on the noggin.

>>14375500

But not everything becomes that broken if you train it a lot. I haven't heard anything about swords turning combat ezmode.


732928 No.14375596

>>14375545

Now she can tell that dog how much she loves the falcon.


bced30 No.14375599

>>14375574

No unfortunately, it's actually tied to how things are rendered on screen. Plus some people get sick with an FOV above 100.


e8c9c4 No.14375601

>>14375588

That perk works with everything including fist and it's not 100%


e8c9c4 No.14375603

>>14375588

Also longswords are pretty easy mode.


ca234a No.14375606

>>14375480

Also, I think the arms should be semi-transparent in a fight. i.e. If you lift your arms for an overhead strike IRL, they don't obscure your vision the same way the game does. Something about how vision works.

>>14375567

>>14375574

Yeah but i don't think it's just a FOV problem. The way you can instantly sense movement from your periphery IRL is not being replicated. And if you bump up the FOV, then the guy in front of you shrinks too much.


4b65ca No.14375608

>>14375588

>Swords aren't ezmode

Once you get top tier swords and skill you can just 1 or 2 shot people regardless of where you hit them because of armor degradation and most notably bleed. They also can have long range.


1cba5a No.14375609

>>14375588

It's kinda easy mode once you get good armor, a good sword, and some skills. But mostly just for low skill and/or unarmored punks. Even medium armored punks can be instakilled by a combo that targets the face or neck, if their helmet doesn't protect that area. Occasionally you'll still meet a guy who can reliably perfect parry you and you have a good fight, but you'll one-shot most others.


bced30 No.14375618

>>14375606

This is what i mean about the Panini Mod it basically replicates peripheral vision by essentially creating a cube, it looks weird at first but it's not like increasing FOV on the slider that shrinks everything down. Maybe i should go ask them to make it compatible with Cryengine for this game since it's on github.


0254ef No.14375619

>>14375574

That's not how rendering works. If you were to boot up Half Life or Quake and just set the FOV to 170, it would look like you're seeing the game through a snow globe or something. You have to change the projection; kind of like how maps of the world have different projections which distort different parts of the image, same concept. There is a mod for Quake which offers different projection methods for extremely high FOV as >>14375567 mentioned. And to answer his question, that same mod applied to KCD would probably make most computers cry like tiny children.


b02470 No.14375638

File: 6f20732475ca46b⋯.png (806.79 KB, 982x980, 491:490, 6f20732475ca46b86723b751ba….png)

>>14375542

>one bottle

>shitfaced

Nigger I can casually drink a bottle while playing vidya and only have a slight headache in the morning if i forget to drink water or the wine is low quality.


a75baf No.14375639

File: 4a8f68f43bc72bf⋯.jpg (10.46 KB, 121x230, 121:230, question glasses.jpg)

>>14375603

Where do you get better weapons than the one's sold in Rattay and Sasau?

I want a better sword


ca234a No.14375641

>>14375618

Ah ok interesting.

Also realized it's a depth of field/focus problem with the arms. They shouldn't really be in focus when you're having a fight. It's doesn't look right.


1cba5a No.14375650

>>14375641

It'd look weird if they were blurry or translucent, too. Maybe it just needs VR.


e8c9c4 No.14375667

>>14375639

There's a side quest that forges second best sword in game, Hans has the best longsword type and there's a chest near ulritzs with that longsword as well but that particular way to get it is very cheesy.


6ef498 No.14375674

>>14375638

Ok, so they tap a new barrel for each slav at church? I don't believe you.


ed576d No.14375679

Is there anything terribly important in Ledetchco? I've got -100 rep and every other character pisses me off, so I'm considering a good old fashioned purge.


6ef498 No.14375683

>>14375639

Why would you want better weapons, I got tired of killing everyone in one hit really quickly and switched back to one of the shittiest swords so fight wouldn't just end instantly with no effort.


a75baf No.14375684

>>14375667

>There's a side quest that forges second best sword in game

What quest?


e8c9c4 No.14375691

>>14375684

Queen sheeba's sword


f7e8c3 No.14375693

>>14375691

Does it really improve your manhood though?


4b65ca No.14375701

>>14375683

Try axes, they're pretty fun since they're short range, and because they split the damage between blunt and slash they don't insta-bonk.


ffdf67 No.14375712

File: b5aa92daf39f588⋯.jpg (188.6 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180222215131_1.jpg)

PERKELE


b02470 No.14375762

>>14375674

Look I don't exactly how it is. I think you could usually trade for good made by the monastery and I think on occasion they just give a single cup. I do know however of a story where some guys were allowed to stay in monastery but later were asked to leave because they were draining the wine reserve like mad.


958f82 No.14375857

>>14375691

>sheeba sword

>best


6597f2 No.14375878

File: 598d4767f0a1779⋯.jpg (68.76 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2018-02-22 16-24-46-805.jpg)

File: 8a83580b2623183⋯.jpg (50.38 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2018-02-22 16-27-43-444.jpg)

File: e831c161bc72853⋯.jpg (73.3 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2018-02-22 16-28-06-826.jpg)

>horse

>90+ speed

>flying through town black out drunk

>hear a "Hey, Henry's come to visit us!"

>unknowingly hit the villager

>continue on to objective in next town

>try to turn down a street

>end up flying/clipping through the shop window

>gather my shit and finish quest

>decide to fast travel back

>notice I'm wanted in the town over

>decide to go and see why

>guard runs up and says i crippled a villager, probably the one i hit

>pull out the secret agent line and leave

:( i didnt mean to cripple him. lost 70ish rep points in that town too.


e8c9c4 No.14375915

>>14375857

>I can't read the post


e8c9c4 No.14375936

Another interesting point on the stealth/awareness mechanic

>I knocked out someone

>Guards come before I can finish him off so I just act like I found the guy too

>Guards wake him up and gather around him for a minute or two

>Guards find no one and start walking away from us

>Guy leans against a wall

>I see no guards looking directly at me but still are maybe 5-6 meters away

>Take out mace

>Bonk guy in head

>No one seen or heard a thing

>Get out


ffdf67 No.14375937

>>14375878

>tfw i started the monestary quest i had to get some piece of paper from a guy in order to get in

>Fucker is asleep

>"No biggie, i'll just steal it from him"

>Try to open the chest

>Guard wakes up and alarms half the fucking town

>Retry from last save, instead of letting that happen i just knock out the guard

>The kid wakes up and starts screaming and runs at the door

>I manage to knock him out as he opens the door

>As folks in front of the inn just sit there enjoying their drinks i think nobody saw me

>Drag boys body back inside and look for the paper

>Leave with the paper and wait outside Sassau monestary

>In the middle of the night a guard walks up to me and tells me i have committed a crime

>Pay his 80 euro fine

>Whole of Sassau hates me 100% now

>Except the Skalitz refugees, they adore me

>Now when ever i come over to sassau i needto pey people in order to get them to talk to me, even if i am doing a quest for them

>Even the shopkeepers are giving me shit deals

>Case and point, i haul a massive pile of Cuman armor into Sassau armorer and offer them to him, his offer is 0 Grochen

>I try haggling

>Most i can get is 12 and a half grochen

>For well over 2000 Grochen worth of stuff

So, what should i do?

Should i do something in order to improve my standing there or should i jsut torch the town, steal everything and sell it all at Rattay?


166464 No.14375941

File: aeea9c62d2604c8⋯.png (339.8 KB, 532x503, 532:503, sad.png)

Can a fully damaged armor piece still be repaired? I'm at a blacksmith right now and it doesn't seem so, guess I'll have to throw it away…?


1cba5a No.14375947

>>14375941

Gotta find an armorsmith, like in Rattay. Your average blacksmith can only do so much about your ruined armor.


93bae7 No.14375963

File: 7786b5d68af5aa4⋯.jpg (351.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Cunt.jpg)

>0% health

>Not dead

Woah nice game :^)


e59dc7 No.14375964

does anyone else feel the games ending is a bit lack luster? It feels like the middle of a game rather than the ending.


f0385e No.14376017

>>14375964

I haven't reached it yet but I believe KCD was supposed to be the start of a trilogy.


93bae7 No.14376018

>>14375964

Well yeah, considering none of the MC's motivations are fucking resolved. I was really expecting to go hunt Toth and the German knight with Hans or something along those lines, while rebuilding Skalitz. I'd be pretty mad if I bought this.


166464 No.14376022

File: d472789c6c40ef7⋯.jpg (3.81 MB, 1911x1088, 1911:1088, stay away if you cant ride….jpg)

>>14375947

alright nice, thanks


1cba5a No.14376028

>>14375964

Yeah, it's kind of a bummer it all boils down to killing your dad or nuking Rattay.


ffdf67 No.14376033

>>14376017

So how do you suppose it's going to go?

New protagonist per each new game?

Henry starts off with major head trauma in each game?

You have to make some selections in some sorta pre-game list on how your adventure has gone so far?

It just reads the save file of last game and goesfrom there?


e59dc7 No.14376062

>>14376017

Hopefully, It's annoying because we'll have to wait five years probably more for each game. I just want to know the fucking story.

>>14376018

Yeah, I thought you'd at least get your sword back. I did enjoy the game but fuck me that ending was unsatisfying.

>>14376028

dont remind me of that game

>>14376033

New protaganist would ruin the whole quest line of the first game though, unless it's Henry's son who does all the killing and Henry dies thanks to yet again old balding man.


ffdf67 No.14376070

>>14376062

Or what if Henry becomes the villain of the next game?


e8c9c4 No.14376072

>>14376070

>My full plate henry who goes around macing people in the face becomes canon, and a loose cannon antagonist

I would be very happy.


e59dc7 No.14376092

>>14376070

>henry realises his enemies were actually the good guys

It wouldn't make sense at all but I'd like to play as the evil guy for once and have it canon.


4b65ca No.14376101

>>14376092

Yeah… a game about being a legit bandit would be hilarious.

>stuck innawoods

>gear a shit

>gear always a shit

>peasants never have good shit.

>Hans tried to steal my bacon

>had to punch him

>boss got word on a big carravan, maybe some good coin in it

>well if i live that is

Be good as a smaller scoped game since you don't really have town access unless you've a good disguise or you go to a different fief.


e00a30 No.14376106

>>14376017

It was supposed to be a trilogy, but they ended up covering two acts in this game so there is a third act left.


ffdf67 No.14376107

>>14376092

He wouldn't need to realize anything, just help his dad siege some other castle in order to get back at Sigismund and let the ravagesof war turn another young boy into an unlikely hero, like how Henry ended up.


0f5b15 No.14376109

>>14375023

I just whistled and got the fuck out

>>14376101

well, a grandson of henry in the thirty years war would be rather bandit like. you could start as a bandit pressed into military service and by mid game be building your own band.


efeeb2 No.14376116

>>14376106

probably dlc then, hopefully if actually includes regional expansion


bca56a No.14376125

File: edb2c0a07bb617d⋯.jpg (93.86 KB, 800x800, 1:1, edb2c0a07bb617d4134ac64c67….jpg)

I "scouted" the bandit camp in the main story and we're about to attack. I poisoned everything and burned all arrows.

How many enemies should I report are there? I can probably take it out alone cause I already did but if I say the minimum maybe I'll get a bunch of friendly NPC's slaughtered. I'd prefer to do this with minimal reloads.


efeeb2 No.14376137

File: ff377037d70a5e0⋯.jpg (19.9 KB, 252x400, 63:100, 752008.jpg)

>>14376109

>thirty years war

my body is ready


ffdf67 No.14376147

>>14376125

Just say the second largest possible amount.

That's what i did and i didn't even sabotage the enemy.

It ended up well.


f0385e No.14376150

>>14376125

I told Radzig there were a shitload because I kept going in undergeared and getting raped


4b65ca No.14376170


bca56a No.14376182

>>14376150

>>14376147

Okay cool don't need to worry too much then. I cheesed them pretty easily with my bow from horseback. It truly is the master race way of fighting those dirty peasants.

Also Head Cracker activating from bow head shots is hilarious.


0f5b15 No.14376199

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14376170

soon. Modders if need be.


1cba5a No.14376204

>>14376182

Headcracker is #1 perk.


e59dc7 No.14376210

>>14376116

A decently sized expansion would be good, the game can be finished in seven hours maybe so it's perfect for one really. All that really needs to be done is to go to that guy at the epilogue, maybe stay there for a bit after some trouble, run into scarf head and act like a retard, get yourself in trouble again, get your sword back go home and now you have one big map and a huge city with shit outside to travel in.

And then finally conclude it with the killing of that bald guy. The second game could have Sigismund still be around but losing ground and you're henry's son who eventually finishes his father's quest.


93bae7 No.14376231

Have you nigs discovered any good/unique armor chests? The lack of helmet variety is a pain, but I can't help but feel like there's hidden shit.

There's an unlocked chest that has a St. George Sword, and a load of other weapons and armor just NE of Neuhof


d91284 No.14376235

>>14374409

>We don't give a fuck is someone is of jewish race or not.

>/v/ is one person

I give a fuck you good goy faggot


e8c9c4 No.14376344

>Sieging a castle is hard

I wish the game keeps track of your kill counter so the lords would just insert your henry solo into the castle and kill everything in it.


4d5600 No.14376365

>>14374632

THE BEST CHEESE:

First, talk to pop and get the sword hilt, then talk to kunesh and tell him your father will yalk to him. Go in his house up to the chest so you get the option to get lockpicks from fritz.stealth KO his drunk ass, it might take a few tries, to get the quest objective out the way and stealth xp. He'll find you after he wakes up to blubber like a bitch and give you his keys. You can still choose to pick a lock even if you have a key for it, so don't open his trunk yet.

To get the money for the charcoal, pick up enough nettles to burden yourself and maybe more to boot. You'll get a permanent +2 to vitality, and lvl 10 herbalism, which lets you get even more dosh for selling herbs. You'll get 172 gold by emptying 2 of the traders wallets with those nettles, which lets you get the 10 charcoal easily. Talk to your friends, go down to deutch's house and then talk to Fritz to get your picks. As soon as you talk to deutch's wife you'll get a free autosave, so use it wisely.

Run up behind someone already attacking a friend so you can clobber their ass. Practice until you can down all three for max xp. Then go to the bar and get your game saves from bianca. You can buy 2 more from her or steal them from the back room for 4 total. Use one right before you pick a lock until you can do it without breaking any. Then go on a spree, picking locks and KOing people for xp and loot, using your schnapps to make checkpoints for if you break your picks. You'll be cracking hard locks in no time. You can get 4 more picks in the next town, second floor across the scribe behind a (hard) locked door.

The Deutch has a dagger on him and a club in one of his store rooms, KO him to get the key and dagger, and then use it to get free xp from kunesh whom you can beat endlessly without repercussion. You can eventually stealth kill the guards for weapons and armor, or the Deutch for being traitor scum


f40a39 No.14376397

The claim that you can beat this game in seven hours is a lie constructed by butthurt anti-white retards, right? I'm gonna need 40 hours at the minimum before I put 60 bucks into this.


0482cd No.14376418

>>14376397

Not really I guess if you do nothing but cheese and focus on the main objective you can be out of there before it's time for lunch. More games that let you do your own thing and don't level wall you are like that IE fallout 1


ed576d No.14376419

>>14376397

You can also beat fallout three in under three hours, and new vegas in 17 minutes. It depends on how much you do. The tutorial is two hours on it's own, if you're a normal person it'll take more than seven hours to beat.


1cba5a No.14376420

>>14376397

If you had preexisting knowledge about the game and tried to speed run it, you could probably beat it that quick. But if you play it normally then it's plenty long, there's tons of content. I've got about 50 hours in it, and if guess I'm around halfway to 2/3 done. Doing some side quests but not a whole lot.


ea9ec7 No.14376450

>>14374398

he doesn't even look black, he looks like he smeared chocolate nutella on his face for therapy


93bae7 No.14376452

>>14376397

The main quest is pretty short and the ending is dogshit. Which sucks, since they did a really good job of getting me invested in the revenge, which never happens.


e8c9c4 No.14376473

>>14376450

The funniest part is a potential vice reporter is approaching the mod author


f40a39 No.14376497

>>14376452

As long as the sidequest content is meaty I'll probably enjoy it. How does it compare to a game like the witcher?


342304 No.14376523

>>14374334

It's a shame that person has that opinion, 'cuz if that's their art in their icon, it's decent enough to warrant a commission.


ea9ec7 No.14376550

File: ec949380380fd9f⋯.gif (1.84 MB, 202x360, 101:180, ec949380380fd9f6f49dd2d5ad….gif)

>>14376473

bullshit, got any sources on that? because if that shit's real and happens it's going to be hilarious


4b65ca No.14376551

File: 3bb4d5a7a9e25d4⋯.jpg (23.17 KB, 500x352, 125:88, inconceivable.jpg)

>>14376365

>>14375963

>>14374955

So wait, are people really just getting full armor b e f o r e completing the tutorial? how far from the main town can you go?


1cba5a No.14376555

>>14376497

Much more meaningful side quests than Witcher 3 generally. Aside from the monster hunts. One thing to keep in mind is that many quests are time sensitive and some may not fail you outright if you take too long, you'll just get a shittier outcome. So don't mindlessly take requests to fill up your mission list or you'll fuck yourself over. Don't tell someone you can do something unless you can do it now or within a few couple days.


1cba5a No.14376562

>>14376550

It was in the last thread. Unless it was just a clever shoop, an anon is behind the African American Bernard mod, and was contacted by a Kotaku (((journalist))) or something like that for an interview.


93bae7 No.14376574

>>14376497

It's alright. Most sidequests are fun and have various ways to be completed. There are also Activities, which require you to do stuff like hunt different kind of animals for hides or meat. Gotta say though, the main appeal of the side-quests will be the stories, since I can't recall a single good reward from any of them.

Since the game's brand new, it's also worth exploring the map, you might find some cool shit.

>>14376551

Not very far, you can walk along the road south of Skalitz and you'll see Cumans spawning 10 meters in front of you. If you go too far to the West, you'll be told you're going the wrong way. I haven't tried seeing if anything else happens, but most likely there will just be an invisible wall.


fe4cd0 No.14376580

>>14376551

its possible if you get your cheese on

as of right now the game is bretty buggy so you can expect that doing something that the devs guaranteed did not expect you to do, youll break your save in one way or another


342304 No.14376581

So, what's this game about anyway? Is this another Dragon's Dogma, where people flocked to it so they can try to bring to light something better than Skyrim?


4b65ca No.14376587

File: 7ba97e4962be62d⋯.png (9.22 KB, 1008x318, 168:53, ed0b36ebb43c5cf447c81d2c53….png)

>>14376562

>>14376550

Original post in last thread >>14370202

Reuploading the image. Easily looks like it could be faked but you never know.


ad624e No.14376593

File: 0c51ea9663c7906⋯.jpg (16.4 KB, 320x320, 1:1, fuckIt.jpg)

God, the Siege quest line is so fucking boring, and half the objectives I can't finish because the NPCs I need to talk to just run away from me.

I want to continue, but damn is it a slog at this point.


fe4cd0 No.14376603

>>14376581

as a peasant you poach, get drunk and and then get into fisticuffs with nobles but not before fucking their wives


1cba5a No.14376653

>>14376587

In another post, there was a screenshot of the author of that mod commenting on the forum. Like with the comment box open and that user logged in. So either a clever shoop or good times ahead.


4b65ca No.14376703

File: 05f485248155913⋯.png (3.58 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, well then.png)

Didn't know this was minecraft


662b15 No.14376721

File: d1772b11f1a0f43⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, ClipboardImage.png)

Is this an ebin reference?


dc2166 No.14376724

>>14376721

yep, you can also find binky if you're familiar with discworld.


f26862 No.14376734

File: 5a60b2929920f8a⋯.jpg (6.55 KB, 196x257, 196:257, download (7).jpg)

>>14374409

>this is not /pol/


f40a39 No.14376747

>>14374409

>And "antifa" in the US is someting completely different from "antifa" in other parts of the world.

Not anymore you fucking faggot and they all need to be wiped out.


193637 No.14376768

>>14376703

Looks more like Daggerfall


4b65ca No.14376815

File: 8d079e529d6d62a⋯.png (4.14 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, heh.png)

>>14376768

Well it's certainly true to a bethesda game.


c8c398 No.14376816

>>14375667

Where does that sword the Faint-hearted Knight bets fall on the list of best swords?


1cba5a No.14376820

>>14376816

It's up there for damn sure. Almost too good IMO.


be53fb No.14376874

File: d00465b911695c4⋯.jpg (125.83 KB, 800x781, 800:781, __boudica_and_boudica_civi….jpg)

Has anyone else found that horse archery is an incredibly Historically Accurate way to deal with pretty much any threat? My ass has been saved multiple times by just shooting and scooting, or just backpedaling on the horse.

Posts with images are more likely to be read


342304 No.14376911

>>14376603

That's it? No classes or story or something?


342304 No.14376915

>>14376734

>still thinks his /pol/lock shit belongs everywhere on 8chan


4b65ca No.14376929

File: 2fb7c29b16ad8d2⋯.mp4 (1.9 MB, 480x360, 4:3, PorkedDOTcom.mp4)


c8c398 No.14376939

>>14376911

>classes

You have a variety of stats that you gain experience in and can buy perks from (for instance, Strength stats and related perks that increase carry weight, or Sword skill and related perks that give you more abilities during fights). There are no defined classes.

>story

Some Muslims fucked up your shit and killed your family, under the orders of a king from another country. Then some asshole non-Muslim thieves fucked up your shit and stole your sword. Kill everyone.


6597f2 No.14376941

>>14376911

This game feels a lot like the first crysis. A good tech demo of what is possible from the devs. Expect future games to be heavily consolized.


f336ff No.14376944

File: 946460725ed7a4e⋯.jpg (61.61 KB, 540x675, 4:5, 12794586_1521866288118303_….jpg)

>>14376929

I am both disgusted and amused

this shit is on Pornhub as well I can't stop fucking laughing


cf8d6c No.14376959

File: 11d4fc8ca10af9a⋯.gif (245.6 KB, 275x376, 275:376, [schadenfruede intensifies….gif)

>>14376944

>this shit is on Pornhub as well


7fd73d No.14376962

>>14374690

>>14374954

79 hours on my first playthrough, the story is really good, only parts that bothered me are when i do something illegal because Henry is much a bloody moralfag so what im doing conflicts with how Henry would actually act


f336ff No.14376964

Pornhub embed. Click thumbnail to play.

7f5b55 No.14376985

>>14376964

Nice, I didn't know you could embed pornhub.


0a736c No.14377004

>>14376939

I don't think Cumans ever encountered Muslims unless they were fighting for Byzantine, against Muslims tho.


7fd73d No.14377029

>>14375937

do all bandit camp killing quests, last one is in sasau, greatly improves rep


c8c398 No.14377031

>>14377004

I thought Cumans were primarily Muslim? I guess I could be wrong about that.


099fb5 No.14377032

File: 8168a0ab3022e00⋯.jpg (84.63 KB, 793x564, 793:564, 1.jpg)

Why are there no children in the game?

Isn't that a bit unrealistic?


7fd73d No.14377038

>>14377032

because you wouldn't be able to kill them anyways


099fb5 No.14377056

>>14377038

Now that I think about it it's really jarring.


1cba5a No.14377088

>>14377032

The fucking Cumans stole all the goddamn children!


be53fb No.14377089

File: a56281eab2f46d6⋯.jpg (146.55 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180222212330_1.jpg)

File: 37fb043c920d417⋯.jpg (201 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180222212426_1.jpg)

File: 3af6a7f2d63eeda⋯.jpg (176.75 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180222212436_1.jpg)

Hey guys, I found the diversity.


be53fb No.14377100

>>14377089

I wasn't even on the drugs at the time.


7f5b55 No.14377101

Fill me in: Is the lack of diversity a selling point, or just something that people noticed?


be53fb No.14377107

>>14377101

It was something the journalists bitched about, and the dev stuck to his guns regarding historical accuracy.


099fb5 No.14377117

>>14377089

Are there Satanists in the game?


be53fb No.14377139

>>14377117

There's a quest where the priest in Uzhitz heard that the village herbalist was inciting people to witchcraft. I investigated and the herbalist told me that three women came to her asking for something to let them talk to the dead so they could "put in a good word" for their dead husbands/miscarried baby. I spoke to the women and agreed to let them go get high in the woods, so long as I could keep an eye on them to make sure they didn't get eaten by wolves or something while they were tripping out. So I'm squatting in the bushes watching them ask Satan to send a plague on the Cumans, when the diversity brigade shows up. I go dispatch them, the game makes me wait until dawn, and then lo and behold they turned into bohemian bandits. I was most certainly sober when those screens were taken. I know if they notice you while tripping they think you're Satan, get you high, then you go lockpick a horse's ass.


e8c9c4 No.14377165

>>14377031

I thought they were steepe roaches who didn't get kebab-ed.


cc3b5a No.14377174

>>14377101

The "selling point" is rather that the dev got mobbed by Kotaku and their like for not including niggers, but refused to back down and called them all retards for thinking that would fit in a historic game.

The game is genuinely a lot of fun, but that's the reason it was on everyone's radar.


0f5b15 No.14377195

>>14377174

the selling point for the game is that it is the best RPG since oblivon.


852b01 No.14377198

>was dicking around in the forest and got bumrushed by cumins

>1/4 health mow

>now i gotta rescue hans from more cumins

>release him first time without getting noticed by cumins until hans screams because i bump into him

>die instantly

fucking hans alerting the spicy boys


95e1f6 No.14377239

Oh boy I sure love Hatred 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Seriously though, is the game playable yet?


e8c9c4 No.14377256

>>14377198

Well he was banged up. Have to give realism points for that. The funniest incident for me is still when I walked past bernie talking to his men about the plans for an assault and they replied to him asking if they understood the plan with "GOOD MORNING HENRY"

I watched a few youtube videos on the game just to see what I missed in my playthrough. Some of the comments were hilarious

>I HATE THIS GAME, IT'S BUGGY AND UNREALISTIC AND I'M A HISTORY NERD

>What games do you find fun in the same genre then?

>For honour

You can literally hear the youtube comment section collectively slap their heads. If that fellow was an anon baiting, bravo.


1cba5a No.14377274

>>14377239

No it's literally unplayable, no fun at all. Everyone ITT is just playing make believe.


be53fb No.14377280

>>14377139

>>14377089

Well, I'm a savescumming perfectionist who had to replay this part twice because I didn't like the priest bitching me out for killing bandits in the woods. So I reload, listen to them trip balls again, and rush in to punch the bandits into submission. Doesn't work because while I was punching one up the other bashed the women to death. Reload, try again. I strategically lured the two bandits away from the circle of women so I could alternate punching them to keep them both aggro'd on me and my full suit of plate. Managed to punch them both into unconsciousness, and the game just kinda waited for awhile. Then the time advanced, and the women all died. Presumably of drug overdose, since I know they didn't get bludgeoned by bandits. Fuck it.


852b01 No.14377281

>>14377256

i got banged up too but i aint screeching when a bitch breathes in my direction causing us to both die

infact it said 'completed: help hans escape' or whatever and then i died a econd after so it didnt count


662b15 No.14377294

So where can you find horse armor?


6597f2 No.14377305

>>14377294

The horse keeps respawning when it gets to 0 health. Is there a need for it?


7fd73d No.14377312

File: 2ee0d0491b8b778⋯.jpg (118.13 KB, 517x359, 517:359, confused kain.jpg)

>Poison my mace with Dollmaker potion

>go to the final battle

>bandits all drop instantly with one hit

>im not sure if those were insta kills or if the poison paralyzed them instantly

I mean my mace has spikes in it, but can it really apply poison as a blunt weapon? it was a bailiff mace


7fd73d No.14377322

File: 82da0108d14ce40⋯.gif (844.5 KB, 440x458, 220:229, bakas.gif)

>>14377305

Yes, to look cool obviously


f88ef6 No.14377389

>Have to wait until noon to date the priest (no homo)

>"Might as well do an archery competition thing instead of waiting for Cryengine to shit itself with the wait thingy"

>At Lvl 3 Archery, all I see is a retarded quicktime event about letting the camera horizontally drift a let go when on target

>Win against dirt farmers easily

>Get worked up for some reason

>Decide to go up a difficulty

>I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS BECAUSE I JUST GENOCIDED ALL THE HARES IN SLAVLAND

>SHITS SERIOUS GET THE MARKER (fuck yeah, there was a console command for that but fuck it)

>ALL BULLSEYE FUCK YEA! LVL 4 ARCHERY!

>One competitor, "Villager" never shot any arrows.

>Notice "Villager" is a wymyn.

>She is just standing there

FUCK YOU VARVA AND YOUR HISTORIC ACCURACY.


1cba5a No.14377392

>>14377322

>>14377294

You can buy horses and horse accessories from the head groom, at the stables south of Uzhitz.


7fd73d No.14377446

>>14377392

you can't buy horse armor anywhere


7fd73d No.14377468

>check mods for my second playthrough

>mods that make polearms normal items and even unlock perks

>shield perks unlocked

>mod that adds perks for bow

This shit will eventually be compiled into huge overhauls, i can barely wait, seems like the game is easily moddable, i hope someone adds actually pretty helmets


f336ff No.14377473

File: 0d88940dfa05726⋯.jpg (636.61 KB, 2008x2292, 502:573, Todd is not amused.jpg)

>>14377446

>You can't buy horse amor anywhere


22b1fd No.14377487

File: 69f3bfab6e5579a⋯.jpg (168.22 KB, 864x1105, 864:1105, 69f3bfab6e5579a65a2581a0f1….jpg)


099fb5 No.14377498

File: d32eea96e2499ad⋯.png (887.39 KB, 642x854, 321:427, 1e5d1eff79894946864dc5107e….png)

This game is going to go down as a /v/ favorite years from now just like STALKER isn't it?

What makes Slav games so fucking good?


1cba5a No.14377503

>>14377446

You sure? I've got two empty slots on my horse. One looks like blinders, the other may be armor. Dunno where to find either though.


f336ff No.14377505

>>14377498

>What makes Slav games so fucking good?

They somehow accomplish their ambitions despite some shoddy execution.


7fd73d No.14377508

>>14377498

they make the games they want to make, not what the masses would buy

>>14377503

those are head and body armor


cc3b5a No.14377509

>>14377503

Horse traders sell the Capri-somethings, the horse blanket things are armor.

>>14377498

Probably won't be as loved as stalker since the main storyline is a bummer, but it's certainly pretty good.


6e46ea No.14377515

>>14377508

>they make the games they want to make, not what the masses would buy

Pretty much this. I often wish more first person games had 1-to-1, ARMA-style full body animations, but that's usually dismissed because it's considered more important for the player's view to "make sense" (e.g. having your gun squished up next to your face so it's on screen).

Here, Warhorse just decided "fuck it, make it a 1-to-1 first person camera even if it's disorienting." and they fucking did it.


7fd73d No.14377516

>>14377505

In 8 years Kingdom come will be a triology, and a crazy russian/ukrainian modder team will merge the maps from all the games into a single huge world with the best mechanics of them all

Believe me, im from the future


f336ff No.14377519

File: b7a510da56226dd⋯.mp4 (446.13 KB, 640x480, 4:3, QUARK .mp4)


1cba5a No.14377545

>>14377509

>>14377508

There's 6 slots. One is the caparison, the horse blanket, then the saddle, horseshoes and the bridle. So if one empty slot is the head armor, the other is body armor? Does it just go over the caparison?

Man, the armor system in this game is excellent. With all the layers and how plate armor is actually nearly impenetrable, at least to mediocre combatants and swords.


6e46ea No.14377551

File: 34217b69c6687b7⋯.gif (160.01 KB, 500x338, 250:169, ComeIn12.gif)

>>14377498

Actually the comparison is pretty apt

>slav dev

>main story kinda meh, more fun to just wander around doing side shit

>incredibly ambitious gameworld

>immersive as fuck

>buggy and janky as fuck, mostly because devs cared more about getting mechanics in than making them work together

>extensive mod support

I just have to hope that Warhorse will not suffer the same fate that befell GSC Game World.


1cba5a No.14377561

>>14377551

>I hope the studio does well

Given how the game is doing ludicrously well for a game of this sort, I'd say they'll probably be alright for the foreseeable future.


7fd73d No.14377570

Were wolves and bears extinct already in Bohemia by the time the game happens? Or there were never big predators in the area historically? I feel too safe in the woods, i wish there was something dangerous in there


cc3b5a No.14377582

>>14377561

>We will get more games like this

I hope they do plenty of other autistic history shit. I'm a huge history nerd and I'm still learning a ton of stuff from this. Think he might eventually do the Three Kingdoms?


099fb5 No.14377607

>>14377582

I'd love an Ancient Greece Kingdom Come or one set in the renaissance with Guns and Cannons and other cool shit.


4b65ca No.14377629

File: dced8c452e9eeb4⋯.jpg (24.29 KB, 404x404, 1:1, cum.jpg)

File: 006b471b420fc16⋯.webm (6.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Tim.webm)

>>14377607

I'm still holding out for either Bandit Come or Wizard Come.


099fb5 No.14377667

Why aren't there any guns in the game?

Muskets where a thing around this time period right?


1cba5a No.14377673

>>14377667

There were crossbows and really shitty guns, the sort that were generally outclassed by bows. Crossbows got cut but may be re added later, dunno about guns.


efeeb2 No.14377682

>>14377570

Wolves were hunted to extinction in England by the end of the 1400, not sure about Bohemia but hunting restrictions for peasants on wolf and bear pelts probably weren't as severe as deer or boar.


099fb5 No.14377693

>>14377673

Wasn't the Pope back then a massive faggot who banned crossbows because they could easily kill knights?


4b65ca No.14377699

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

lol


1cba5a No.14377709

>>14377693

Dunno about the Pope, but they were pretty pissed back then about crossbows, since it let untrained peasants kill armored knights, nobles.


f336ff No.14377714

>>14377699

>Meme game

Shit video


e05edb No.14377728

>>14377693

The pope banned them and bows and slings because they were too cruel to use on good christian folk. Heretics and animals were fair game.


6597f2 No.14377736

Does the top left quarter of the map become relevant at all?


20e49e No.14377762

>>14377699

I don't even understand this argument. The game is as realistic as it needs to be to properly put you in the shoes of a a literal pleb in 1403, but it doesn't sacrifice fun to do that. There are multiple concessions made against realism in favor of gameplay, such as fast travel and the fact that your horse teleports to wherever you are at a whistle.


f40a39 No.14377791

>>14377089

>depicted as a bone wearing savage

BASED


f40a39 No.14377795

>>14377056

Why do you want to kill kids? Are you Jewish?


099fb5 No.14377818

>>14377795

Stop assuming that I want to kill kids just because I think that entire cities with only adults is difficult to believe.


efeeb2 No.14377867

>>14377795

>he doesn't want to put a bun in theresa's oven

fag


1cba5a No.14377887

>>14377818

DUDE KIDS LMAO


32623f No.14377891

For a second, I thought this was a Kingdom hearts thread/


f40a39 No.14377913

>>14377818

Alright, that's fair.


91afe2 No.14378251

File: 7b9bd6a180b122f⋯.png (2.91 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, henry.png)

What should I do with my level 7 Henry?

Any advice?


e2262a No.14378254

>>14376874

No wonder Mongols had largest empire ever.


e2262a No.14378269

>>14377762

> such as fast travel

But fast travel implementation is of realistic type.


efeeb2 No.14378299

>>14378251

>resistance

>strength is highest combat stat

i see you're a man of (horti)culture

Practice combat with Bernard, training archery through hunting, cook and sell the hunted game, ???, kill bandits and profit.


1cba5a No.14378358

>>14378254

They were basically using IRL hax.


fe4cd0 No.14378376

>>14378358

the thing is they didnt only use OP tactics, they also used OP bows

a mongol reflex recurve has about the same performance as an english longbow


91afe2 No.14378385

File: 60a6e2296acdaa9⋯.png (2.89 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, henry2.png)

>>14378299

Already killing bandits for profit, some absolutely kick my ass. Especially when there is 3 on me all in mail. Should I spec into maces? Are there better amour/weapons I can get from digging up treasure? Just wondering before I drop silver at the merchants in Rattay.


cc3b5a No.14378408

>>14378385

I've tried swords, maces, and axes and maces seem to be the most difficult to fight with from my perspective. I've sticking with them simply because they level up strength primarily and in my last attempt at playing the game I got sick of being overloaded.


1a78ac No.14378414

>>14377570

I don't think anyone would enjoy a realistic Bear fight. It wouldn't even be a fight.


1cba5a No.14378421

>>14378414

I'd fuck up that bear. He'd probably kill me, but he'll never forget that time he ran across me.


099fb5 No.14378429

>>14378414

Bullshit

https://huckberry.com/journal/posts/man-kills-grizzly-with-hands-and-teeth

Don't underestimate the power of a human. On this planet we're the Apex lifeform.


099fb5 No.14378433

>>14378414

I'm sure people regularly killed bears with Spears and Bows.

Hell you could just just Horse Archery and kill a bear easily.


1a78ac No.14378447

>>14378429

>Don't underestimate the power of a human.

If you read the article he basically went for a desperate attempt to cutoff blood flow from it's brain and he still used a stick to kill it.

>>14378433

Bow and archery with traps, yeah, but a sword fight? You're just gonna die like a chump.


e2262a No.14378450

>>14378376

>a mongol reflex recurve has about the same performance as an english longbow

Actually composite recurves are much better than wooden self bows and mongols used steel heat treated tips for their arrows unlike brit's bodkins.


efeeb2 No.14378452

>>14378385

You have a shitty sword, of course they're wrecking you. Go buy a top of the line longsword with decent stab bonus.


099fb5 No.14378466

>>14378447

>Bow and archery with traps, yeah, but a sword fight? You're just gonna die like a chump.

You could take a bear with a really sharp spear.

Also could a Bear easily get through full plate?


e2262a No.14378468

File: d5f24d55cb69504⋯.jpg (5.5 MB, 4199x1864, 4199:1864, Boar_and_Bear_Hunt,_V&A_Mu….jpg)

>>14378447

>Bow and archery with traps, yeah, but a sword fight?


1cba5a No.14378474

>>14378466

One man with one spear is a threat to any creature on this planet. Not to mention we're group animals - a pack of men with spears can kill fucking anything.

Humans are apex predators. We used to be prey, but we got tired of it. Embrace it.


1a78ac No.14378505

>>14378466

>You could take a bear with a really sharp spear.

Yeah but those aren't until later in the game.

>Also could a Bear easily get through full plate?

Yes but that's not the first thing you should be worried about a bear can throw you around from it's superior strength even if you're wearing plate that's gonna fuck you up. Without plate one direct hit is pretty much an instant kill unless it decides to go for a grab then if you time it right you might be able to pull off the teeth pinch but success is tied to your experience. Otherwise you die, again.

I'm not saying beating a bear isn't entirely unwinnable but it's not gonna be a fun ride.

>>14378468

Putting aside the artistic license of the picture all those bears are being overwhelmed with hounds and humans working together, Henry is by himself.

>>14378474

Blah blah yadda yadda

Henry is by himself in those woods you dingu.


1cba5a No.14378513

>>14378505

Listen fag, humans are superior to bears. When we were colonizing North America, there was a bear worse than any grizzly, larger and meaner. It actively preyed upon humans. And you know what happened to it? We drove it fucking extinct. Just like today, if some predator kills a human or two, we fucking genocide it.


1a78ac No.14378518

>>14378513

>Listen fag, humans are superior to bears.

For a guy who likes to jack off to Humanity Fuck Yeah you show zero respect for human flaws or qualities animals are actually superior in when compared to a human.


1cba5a No.14378519

>>14378518

Humans have their flaws, certainly, but we're also certainly superior to any other fucking animal that thought it could fuck with us.

Human supremacy, now and forever.


91afe2 No.14378522

File: c6085bff91c1e59⋯.jpg (38.39 KB, 480x640, 3:4, c6085bff91c1e5989c421e571b….jpg)

>>14378408

>>14378452

Cheers for the info


1a78ac No.14378526

>>14378519

That's only because of superior coordination and numbers. That's it. Henry is just some bumfuck blacksmith's son until he gets some good gear and can command some men to go in the woods with him until that time he's pretty much fucked if he tries to fight a bear solo without archery and using traps that hinder their movement.


1cba5a No.14378535

>>14378526

Like I said, even one human armed with a simple spear is a threat to any mother fucker that ever walked the surface. And in groups, there's never existed a thing that we couldn't kill.

Humans have greater capacity to fight through injury than almost any other animal. We can lose over half our blood, have our bones shattered and keep fighting.

Fuck bears.


099fb5 No.14378544

>>14378535

>even one human armed with a simple spear is a threat to any mother fucker that ever walked the surface.

Even Dinosaurs?


1a78ac No.14378547

>>14378535

>Like I said, even one human armed with a simple spear is a threat to any mother fucker that ever walked the surface. And in groups, there's never existed a thing that we couldn't kill.

Spears you don't get until much later, again. What the fuck are you even trying to prove now?

>Humans have greater capacity to fight through injury than almost any other animal. We can lose over half our blood, have our bones shattered and keep fighting.

This goes right back to this >>14378518 you show complete ignorance of even the most basic qualities of a bear. They have very thick layers of fat and a much higher tolerance for pain and injury then you give them credit. You're also going on about HFY and completely ignoring the entire scenario of Henry taking a Bear on. Spears? yes but you don't get spears until later, a sword? Say good bye to your arm if you're stupid enough to try and parry. Or at least your sword comes right out of your hands, a shield block is no better then just standing there and taking it.


1cba5a No.14378555

>>14378544

>even dinosaurs

Yes, definitely. Though IIRC at that time, the mammal that survived the apocalypse that killed the dinosaurs was basically a smart ferret that led to the rest of us mammals today.

But I promise you, had humans been around then we'd have smoked dinosaurs left and right. Sharp teeth would be hunting for us, domesticated, while long necks and three horns brought our food.

Silly hypotheticals aside, humans would dominate dinosaurs.


cc3b5a No.14378563

>>14378555

We hunted wooly mammoths, so we basically did.


1cba5a No.14378564

>>14378547

>spears are advanced

Wat? That's probably the most simple weapon aside from the club, a pointy bit on a stick.

And I'm not saying a human could fuck a bear in the ass like it was no big deal, I'm saying a human would fight tooth and nail against the bear, come what may, and if it didn't work out all that human's friends would come Slaughter the bear and all his pals.

Human supremacy, now and forever.


1a78ac No.14378571

>>14378564

>Wat? That's probably the most simple weapon aside from the club, a pointy bit on a stick.

Ah I see you're just shitposting for the sake of it now.


1cba5a No.14378578

>>14378563

Exactly. Every creature that exists today does so at the mercy of humans. We may not deserve the mantle, but regardless it's ours to bear.

>>14378571

What? It doesn't take any great technology to make it spear, just a stick with a pointy bit on the end. Tie a sharp rock to it if you're clever.


608123 No.14378594

File: 567e61db462e37d⋯.jpg (88.62 KB, 994x1042, 497:521, 0640c1e72678f8ee02de0786ab….jpg)

>Thread derailed by some butthurt humaphobe who can't understand the glory of Mankind

Without fail.


1a78ac No.14378614

>>14378578

>What? It doesn't take any great technology to make it spear, just a stick with a pointy bit on the end. Tie a sharp rock to it if you're clever.

I know I shouldn't be taking the bait but reread my post Anon, I'm talking about the game you do not get to make spears. At all. Their access to the player is deliberately limited and you're actually given penalties for trying to carry one around everywhere. Listen to what I'm actually telling you.


1cba5a No.14378623

>>14378614

I'm not talking about the fucking game, anon. I'm talking about how fucking dare you question human supremacy, extinctor of every poor bastard that ever fucked with us unless we specifically chose to take mercy on it.


1a78ac No.14378630

>>14378623

>I'm not talking about the fucking game, anon.

And I've been keeping it about the fucking game.


1cba5a No.14378640

>>14378630

Well you'd best keep it that way. Human supremacy, now and forever. There has yet to exist in single life form on this planet that poses a q significant threat to us. One exception is mosquitoes carrying malaria, but we would could extinct them if we decided to.

I take this shit seriously, anon. Fuck anyone who talks shit about mankind


1a78ac No.14378647

>>14378640

Yeah whatever, fuck off and go suck yourself off somewhere else.


1cba5a No.14378653

>>14378647

Fuck you, ya fuckin vegetarian. We're apex predators, don't shame your ancestors by being a whiny bitch. Earn your legacy.


f2f011 No.14378674

>>14377389

Ive run into that problem as well when grinding begginers archey comps for cash, it seems to happen when you start another competition before the 2 guys have put away their bows.

On the other hand, I don;t seem to be leveling up my archery from archery competitions at all. Does it only count from bullseyes?


1a78ac No.14378680

>>14378674

Until that bug involving NPCx is fixed you should just go into the woods and hunt for game since that also increases archery.


fe4cd0 No.14378695

>>14378680

this, hunting for game is the most time efficient method I found grinding archery


8f7499 No.14378718

>>14378695

>>14378680

Don't forget about shooting beggars on the road, especially those that are next to a dead carcass. Don't spare a single one.

May not be the most efficient way to level archery, but it's the most satisfying.


f2f011 No.14378732

>>14378680

yeah, I got it up to level 5 by stalking rabbits

Is their any trick to aiming? I can kinda aim horizontally by alining with my knuckles, but I still can't gauge the distance properly.

>>14378718

I really want to do this but even when I get them to confess and kill them in self defence it says that I have killed a civilian and i don't want to risk that shit


1cba5a No.14378737

>>14378680

Just hunt game, cook it, and sell it to merchants in town. Archery levels are useless after the first several where Henry learns to stop waving the bow around like an epileptic conductor.


1cba5a No.14378743

>>14378732

>how to aim

Use the arrow head to direct your shot. Practice at home first, different arrows fly differently. The arrow head points straight at the target, once you learn to account for that you just have to learn the drop for various arrows.


9c8326 No.14378828

Didn't know the "store everything" button stored equipped shit as well, so i had to metal gear kurwa the rescuing of sir assfacey. Loving this shit so far.

>knock first guy out

>steal sword

>kill second guy easy because good old skyrim-style AI weapon choice mechanics

>stab first guy in dick while hes still out cold

>save sir assfacey from being "put on the spit"


1cba5a No.14378893

Man this last fight blows. I'll kill 16 guys then game over, Capon got smoked cuz he's been weak. His problem, not mine.


1cba5a No.14378930

>>14378893

FUCK

Kill 20 guys, 1v 20. Whoops! The AI fucked up. Game over no matter what you do. Bullshit. Capon is a bitch and I don't care what happens to him.


38ae17 No.14378943

File: cc6e6e494a01d84⋯.jpg (163.41 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 7zagrk03djiz.jpg)

<meet the riddler

<riddles me on the candles

<thought if they were all blown out, you would have to relit them

<uh fuggen candle physics xddd

<lose because don't know what the fuck a candle does

<2nd riddle

<the classic abarian or whatever gay shit where your coins get magically doubled the next day

<win since multiplication is multiplication

<3rd riddle

<three niggers, one tells the truth, one tells a lie and one either tells the truth or lies

<win through process of elimination

why do I have to encounter this faggot out in the wild


1cba5a No.14378948

No matter what you do, how many tens of bastards you bleed out in rapid succession, game over. This is bullshit, I'm killing a man every few seconds but game over, and over, and over. Fucking garbage. Even while Capon is whining like a bitch, I'll clear the courtyard then get back to sudden invitation to leave. Fucking bullshit.


94bc1d No.14379063

File: 5886c0bc986a432⋯.png (153.99 KB, 385x344, 385:344, 5886c0bc986a432f0d2e9799d7….png)

>"go take the ring Henry "

>"I mean, you did save me after all "

>go dig up a grave for the ring

>"wtf man, the ring wasn't there"

>"Well, it's not here either, search in the executioner's house"

>sneak into his house and open a chest before he comes in

>wrong chest, but there's 25 bucks inside

>executioner walks in

>"uhh… you need to go get the flour my man, haha, came here to tell you this"

>he starts walking out of the house

>wait until he's out of the gate and out of the dog's sight then knock him out

>steal his sword for shits and giggles

>go back to the fag and tell him about the ring

>decide to get pickpocket training

>keep failing because I don't realize I need to keep pickpocketing longer to increase my time

>the chick suddenly runs by

>whatever

>suddenly the executioner runs in and punches my in the face

>implying you can win

>beat the shit out of him

>butthurt faggot reported me to the police

>sell his sword for 135 bucks

>go to the guards and turn myself in, paying the 80 bucks fine

>executioner lost his sword, his shitty ring and money

>tfw I won 80 coins


91afe2 No.14379148

File: 045d7067844e205⋯.png (2.91 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, henry3.png)

File: c36f475420f18ff⋯.png (285.12 KB, 485x500, 97:100, 51446b50c9701e2a6a5bc5f16b….png)

>>14378452

>Pick a thousand flowers so as to not skip leg day /get to strength 10

>Got Harold sword from Rattay as per advice

>Go looking for treasure near the lumber mill in a ruin as per those ancient maps

>Get ambushed by smelly cumans in mail

>Crack first guy's head open like it was nothing

>Second guy almost goes down just as easy but runs at the final blow

>Crash tackle him, he assumes submission position

>Kill him and take all their stuff

>Find treasure, Holy shit that is nice.

>Go back to town, sell aquired cuman goods

>Make money back that was spent on sword

>Now with noice war helmet/boots/chest armour /fucking everything.

>MFW


fe4cd0 No.14379159

File: 0e563c8ddfe69a6⋯.jpg (809.41 KB, 851x870, 851:870, 0e563c8ddfe69a6cebd2f72583….jpg)

>the nigger bernard mod has more than a hundred downloads


91afe2 No.14379169

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14379159

If it was more complete and looked like pic related and sounded like Tyrone in clip related I might download it for shits and giggles


91afe2 No.14379172

File: 6224d989e853f47⋯.jpg (42.96 KB, 470x480, 47:48, 6224d989e853f472a29e42503a….jpg)


453931 No.14379178

File: 7adaa3393ca674b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.57 KB, 500x387, 500:387, quick_rundown.jpg)

Okay, I'll be needing a quick rundown on this game

why does /v/ hype so much, why does it suck off it like candy on cock?

why not skyrim?


5d4b41 No.14379183

>>14379178

shoo, cuckchan.


e59dc7 No.14379190

>>14379178

>not only can I not read but I also can not bare is it bear or bare to search up gameplay videos

There have been a ton of threads and a cyclical that went on for four days with this question asked like 20 billion times. also what >>14379183 said


166464 No.14379209

File: 28c86770c3260e9⋯.png (939.41 KB, 1295x406, 185:58, be gone poacher.png)

>>14378468

unrealistic picture

here, have a historically accurate one.


0f5b15 No.14379254

>>14377699

reviewers are bad at games.


0254ef No.14379292

File: 68c95a0e90602b2⋯.png (829.56 KB, 1506x552, 251:92, jews_throughout_history.png)

>Investigating the source of the counterfeit coin

>It came from a ((family of money-changers))

>Fight the knight after losing a few times before I realize you have to attack from the angle he isn't on guard at or else he'll just perfect block you almost every time

>After he gives me the documents, go to talk to Tobias back at Rattay

>Ah yes, I know such a family. The ((Rosenbergs))

For all the shit Vavra has taken for having Jewish ancestry in these threads, at least he didn't try to cover up for their history.


0f5b15 No.14379318

Hey, I have the stabby sword but it is a short sword. where do i get the harold sword or any of these good long swords?


22ae91 No.14379326

What are the downsides of shields? They claim in their description that they're better suited for shortswords and hunting swords. Do longswords suffer a speed or damage penalty? Do Axes and Maces suffer from wielding a shield?

I only know some sword combos are executed differently depending on if you wield a shield or not.


ed576d No.14379394

>>14379326

I don't know if it's a placebo or what, but I noticed a significant increase in damage and swing speed when two handing a bastard sword as opposed to using one hand and having a shield. Also parrying is a lot easier, but again, might be placebo


06c19a No.14379420

>>14379148

The sword is what really makes a man.

>>14379318

Go to Rattay's swordsmith. If you like stabby shit, go get the piercer. It's the opposite of Herod's sword in that it has higher pierce as opposed to slash

>>14379394

Well if you've held a real longsword then you would know that leverage is that type of sword's main advantage.


94bc1d No.14379433

Do bows have different string tension?

I can't shoot for shit and I'm not sure if I should get a weaker bow or just grind the skill.


22ae91 No.14379441

>>14379433

Make sure you meet the minimum stat requirements. You'll be inaccurate and wobble a fuckton with low skill. Same with stamina, the higher your stamina is the steadier you hold the bow.

Different arrows also have different weight and travel distance so adjust accordingly.


453931 No.14379452

File: d29b026de945bf8⋯.jpg (52.8 KB, 303x311, 303:311, 0_int.jpg)

>>14379190

>is it bear or bare

>>14379183

>shoo, cuckchan

I see this is a game for smart people….

>to search up gameplay videos

well besides being an obviously action 3d rpg, what I want to know is why the hype, what it makes it special, whats its personal take on it


94bc1d No.14379455

>>14379441

>Make sure you meet the minimum stat requirements.

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting item stats exist. I was trying to use the faggot prince's bow, but my AGI is 1 under the minimum.

The shitty peasant bow is less wobbly, but still not that steady.

Does bow skill help with that or does it only change damage?


22ae91 No.14379468

>>14379455

>Does bow skill help with that or does it only change damage?

Yes, as your bow skill increases so does your steadiness. With really low (sub 5?) you're wobbling extra hard.


9f4f25 No.14379471

>>14374405

Not really, it was state-of-the-art at the time. By the time of the War of the Roses about 80 years later even ordinary soldiers would have been able to afford similar styles of armor


06c19a No.14379499

>>14379471

Sidenote, It's impressive how now learning about medieval ages and it's martial arts are becoming more mainstream whereas 5 years ago nobody would even care if it's accurate or not.


94bc1d No.14379552

>>14379468

Yeah, it's pretty wobbly but I'm getting used to it.

>faggot prince asks to compete

>missing 60% of the shots

>kill deer because I can

>drop a bit of venison because my backpack is full

>"Y-you did well"

>get 35 coins

>tfw no idea what I'm going to do with 120 rabbit meat and 90 venison


762336 No.14379556

>>14379452

Just pirate it and try for yourself, you dumb nigger. It has a massive attention to detail, many mechanics, combat that, while not perfect, is better than just mashing LMB to win, some pretty great quests, and no fags or niggers (instead it has steppeniggers that are depicted as bloodthirsty heathen subhumans that should be killed on sight)


94bc1d No.14379582

>>14379552

I guess I'll take all that food and go fuck myself. All hare meat was rotten by the next day.

I thought cooked food lasted longer.


762336 No.14379618

>>14379582

you need a perk for that


9faf09 No.14379623

>>14379552

Yeah be aware of how long they last, you need to go sell meat the same day you hunt it to make decent profit.

Bows are really satisfying to use once you get the hang of them, also horseback archery is your friend.


94bc1d No.14379649

>>14379618

Fucking hell. Just when I was starting to kill leveling wasn't so bad.

>>14379623

Yeah. I just went to raid the cuman camp to save faggot prince, it was really nice killing the swordsman with a bow and killing the bowman with a sword.


4b65ca No.14379655

>>14379649

Yeah I had close to 200 cooked hare meat on me. I kept it on me until neuhoff even because I got railroaded and didn't get a chance to sell in rattay- so I just dumped all that half-rotten meat in a chest that was in one of their stables.


166464 No.14379661

File: fd2318ed672697a⋯.png (9.61 KB, 229x218, 229:218, eat shit boomcat.png)

>>14379655

it would be fun if you could dump it in random pots and poison people like that

it wouldn't surprise me if this is actually possible either, hmm


4b65ca No.14379677

>>14379661

>Discover that Cumans universally have hucuman dustbin perk.


662b15 No.14379711

File: d1c3bf319d441b3⋯.png (79.62 KB, 284x251, 284:251, 1450637315444.png)

>mfw people start referring to me as 'Sir Knight'


4b65ca No.14379733

Wew bump limit already. Are we going for yet another loaf? Probably once this hits page 9 or 10 like last time


958f82 No.14379743

File: 5f04943d3947ee8⋯.png (1.38 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 379430_20180223160510_1.png)

So is Sir Radzig actually your father?


ee22fd No.14379747


662b15 No.14379783


efeeb2 No.14379800

>>14379743

Achievement unlocked: Bastard

>>14379148

Glad things turned around for you anon, cheers


9faf09 No.14379827

File: f7a4f9252372241⋯.jpg (261 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180223172337_1.jpg)

I finally got around to killing Runt and while I did kill him on my first attempt, I didn't realize that he's more bullshit than the trainer.

9/10 of my hits were parried and riposted or dodged even though I varied my hits. But it also seems to be RNG because suddenly he stops with his bullshit for a little while before it continues.

I started going for perfect blocks to find openings and it helped a tiny bit but most of the time he was able to defend in time anyway.

So I feel like mace is utterly inferior to swords for these "boss fights", with automatic retaliation on perfect block maybe this wouldn't have been such a bullshit fight. Might just switch to swords completely now.


4d5600 No.14379833

>>14376551

>>14376551

Just KO a guard and steal all his armor


fe4cd0 No.14379837

File: 71d9a061c0e3b2b⋯.png (243.42 KB, 531x361, 531:361, dis nigga serious.PNG)

>wanna grind a cumans faggot axe to get those extra sheckels

>get a CTD instead that cost me a full set of armor and 6 cumans worth of equip to sell

>have to repeat 2 hours of the same shit again knowing that the last fight that left me by alive the skin of my teeth was for nothing

turns out just optimizing the game to run well is not enough to stop it from shitting itself regardless


ee22fd No.14379842

>>14379827

>But it also seems to be RNG because suddenly he stops with his bullshit for a little while before it continues.

He probably just runs out of stamina.


a66584 No.14379868

>>14375596

If Miura pulls that ultimate cuckold shit on Guts I'm done with berserk…. 20 years of this bullshit just to have caska brought back thirsty for griffith


9faf09 No.14379901

>>14379842

Well even if that is the case, repeatedly getting parried and riposted isn't the ideal way of lowering it. Which again means I need to be on the defensive and perfect block him.

I reloaded for a round 2 and fucked him up well enough when I played around perfect blocking right from the start. Also managed to pull of the Blunt Strike combo a few times, and at the end he left himself open for an overhead smash which probably would have 1 shot him even from full HP.

I still think longswords might have it easier. Going to experiment with more weapon types.


455f12 No.14379917

File: c678c270b782ec6⋯.jpg (2.22 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, KingdomCome_2018_02_23_10_….jpg)

>pick every last weed in the garden

>triple check to make sure I didn't miss any

>a few of the prompts even appeared over invisible weeds

>pick literally zero of the herbs I wasn't supposed to pick

>"Not the best I've seen. You at least picked more weeds than herbs" - that Nicodemus faggot


455f12 No.14379968

File: 05fe2482da24046⋯.jpg (1.79 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, KingdomCome_2018_02_23_10_….jpg)

File: 37bcfc3ee4f7141⋯.jpg (1.61 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, KingdomCome_2018_02_23_10_….jpg)

File: 1d9dd29db952ea5⋯.jpg (2.07 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, KingdomCome_2018_02_23_11_….jpg)

File: 588743613471655⋯.jpg (3.02 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, KingdomCome_2018_02_23_11_….jpg)

I figured out how to toggle the HUD for screenshots. Just bring up the console with ~ and input:

g_showHUD 0

to hide HUD

g_showHUD 1

to show HUD

You're supposed to be able to bind the commands to keyboard keys with a user.cfg in the install directory, but that didn't work for me at all.


a66584 No.14380053

>>14378640

You know this planet belongs to microbes right? Humans are just a vehicle for the replication of bacteria. Tartagrades will inherit the universe long after humanity is extinct.


cf9bea No.14380056

File: a77f539489ea364⋯.jpg (728.5 KB, 1280x1440, 8:9, kcd56-1.jpg)

>>14375650

There should be an option. Your eyes never have this much focus on your hands/weapons during a fight. Maybe it goes opaque when the weapons clash, but other than that.


06c19a No.14380066

File: 0a6f91121b315e8⋯.jpg (142.98 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

Should I have killed Wolflin in Robber Baron? I killed him on my first run along with the rest of his camp alone. But now after speaking to Radzig and finding out that he's loyal to Radzig makes me feel that maybe I should've let him live. Does he come back later on in the game or does he disappear fully?


7fd73d No.14380070

>>14379827

I used a mace, crushed through his guard and 2 shot him the same way he two shot me with his tree log at the start of the game

It felt good


7fd73d No.14380084

>>14380066

i would also like to know, i killed him on my first run due to not being able to convince the captain to let him live

also speaking of baron, which titles do Radzig, Capon, Divish and Hanush actually hold? Counts?


93bae7 No.14380092

Anyone know a way to force this to be Fullscreen instead of Borderless? Doesn't seem to save my setting.


e8c9c4 No.14380095

>>14380084

I'm pretty sure they're landed knights and barons at the very least given that they seem to command more men than landed knights. Rattay's a bit too large for a baron though and skalitz a bit too rich.


e8c9c4 No.14380098

>>14380092

If you ever alt-tab it goes back to borderless. It's stupid


4b65ca No.14380101

>>14380098

Borderless is better anyway.


f0b949 No.14380104

>>14374977

>dat weebm

Is that fallout 4?


e8c9c4 No.14380107

>>14380101

Not for those anons with potatoes. Their framerates can't afford borderless.


567959 No.14380115

>>14378674

It is giving miniscule complimentary xp for winning (so don't do it for leveling archery up like everyone else said).


4b65ca No.14380121

File: 9c7c8f2b2e9f79e⋯.webm (5.86 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Phantom of Bethesda.webm)

>>14380104

No Todd, it's real life.


9faf09 No.14380179

File: d5c83c4ba77eb52⋯.jpg (628.61 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180223191511_1.jpg)

How do I activate this perk? I assumed I just had to go to a bathhouse and have the maids clean my clothes but it's not enough it seems.


7fd73d No.14380199

>>14380179

are you sure its not working? check the buffs tab


9faf09 No.14380207

File: cee2a97e90be7f1⋯.jpg (631.46 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180223192235_1.jpg)

>>14380199

Ye I know for sure, checked right after bathing.


7fd73d No.14380244

>>14380207

must be glitched


60a20f No.14380469

>>14380056

Shields do limit your view though when you hold it in front like that, maybe have it gradually go opaque then be solid at the tip?


9faf09 No.14380524

File: 983290ba0272f86⋯.jpg (266.58 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180223201455_1.jpg)

File: a58639b68ba8dd7⋯.png (181.95 KB, 256x285, 256:285, 1366393918165.png)

Second time I run into this guy, I just wanted another fair duel but that clunk to the head must have hit just right and took him out instantly.

I feel a bit bad.


7fd73d No.14380556

>>14380524

if you use a mace he can be one-shotted


48c2b8 No.14380629

How do I get the dialog option of helping Antonia's husband during the Aquarius quest ? I have First Aid 3 but talking with her doesn't do anything. I have several healing items in my inventory too.


60a20f No.14380631

>>14380556

Yeah maces are fucking deadly, even the training maces can kill.


9faf09 No.14380645

>>14380629

Can't help you but I have same question regarding Matthias after the bandit raid, with the broken arm. I also have First Aid 3, not sure what items I would need if any?


cc3b5a No.14380668

>>14379452

>what it makes it special, whats its personal take on it

You can fast travel by getting blackout drunk and waking up at a random location on the map.

>>14380524

You killed the greatest NPC in the game, you fucking bastard.


7fd73d No.14380673

>>14380668

does he gives any interesting quest later on? i also killed him by accident


cf9bea No.14380725

>>14380469

True that a shield does obscure vision, but a moving arm and sword is practically invisible IRL. Since we have 2 eyes that create stereoscopic images, and Depthoffield actually is a big factor in melee. Even the background has way too much focus in those screenshots.

Hopefully they work on something for the next game. Don't know if it could be modded.


cc3b5a No.14380731

>>14380673

No, all he does is fight you. He's just a cool guy.


cf9bea No.14380797

>>14375480

>most people just seem to expect AOE attacks or some kind of Dark Souls shit.

Come to think of it. I would kill for a Souls structured game (map design) but with KCD combat. Or even an Asscreed map.

All the standard RPG-fare feels like an excessive timesink when the combat is so good.


8ad3a7 No.14380827

So who's the strongest NPC in the game?

I'd like to test myself


6e46ea No.14380830

>>14380797

Pretty much any setting that allowed for a more "game-like" world would be amazing. KCD is a great medieval life simulator but the world outside the towns is pretty much empty except for the occasional camp/wayfarer.


ed576d No.14380833

>>14380827

Captain Inclusivity


9faf09 No.14380907

File: b00c378a260dd54⋯.jpg (28.04 KB, 335x333, 335:333, 1371419347188.jpg)

Anyone got some /fa/ advice? For the "Outer Garment" slot, is there anything that doesn't ruin your whole armor aesthetic?

Only halfway decent one I've found is the Black Hood but I still prefer my look without.


7fd73d No.14380958

>>14380907

i use a scarf


662b15 No.14381107

>>14380907

If only you could wear parts of your amor over a long waffenrock, even a single belt would make it so much better.


e8c9c4 No.14381127

>>14380907

12th century plated tabards might be nice to have but realistically speaking wearing that on top of plate armor is both overkill and too heavy.


662b15 No.14381142

How the fuck do i fix my bow?


958f82 No.14381163

File: 3a659adf97bcaea⋯.png (3.66 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 379430_20180223214111_1.png)

File: 3a659adf97bcaea⋯.png (3.66 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 379430_20180223214111_1.png)

If any niggers are looking for a St Georges sword without stealing, along the edge of the map I found a camp with a chest in it containing the sword and loads of other high tier weapons and armour. I already stole Hans' one so dont need it but one here if you're roleplaying a non thief or good boi Henry

There's also madgeburg plate, raven beak hammer and noble shit


958f82 No.14381174

>>14381163

Oh also an arching bascinet which seems to be the best head armour in the game, better than the houndskull helm


e8c9c4 No.14381196

>>14381174

Better by 1 point but it's ugly as sin.

>>14381142

blacksmith kit.


958f82 No.14381207

>>14381196

its not bad, I certainly prefer the hundskull design, if only it matched the same material and colour of the rest of the highest tier plate mail or didnt get covered in brown shit after a few meters of walking


06c19a No.14381210

File: f91dbd51a02ec75⋯.jpg (181.3 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180224054825_1.jpg)

FUCK THESE CITCATOR CUNTS

How the fuck am I supposed to pass time if fucking WAITING causes these CUNTS to go after me? I swear I will come back and massacre this entire shithole.


7fd73d No.14381217

>>14381210

Are you waiting outside the are you are supposed to be in? Make sure to read your work schedule book to know when to stop the waiting and move to the next room


7fd73d No.14381231

>>14381217

outside the area*


9faf09 No.14381238

File: 6bd8a80992cc78e⋯.jpg (191.54 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180223225312_1.jpg)

Is brewing potion success dependent on skill? I feel like I follow the recipe perfectly.

I read in a previous thread that you can skip using the clock and that a turn equals a pull on the bellow (2 quick ones extend the time I noticed so should work like that?), the only thing I'm unsure about is letting it cool before putting in charcoal, does that just mean until the fire is out or literally step away and wait an hour?


06c19a No.14381241

>>14381217

Yeah, I wait at the Fratery with Nevlas from 8-11, I still get fucked. I wait from 12 to 3 in the library, I still get fucked


7fd73d No.14381254

>>14381241

Must be because you were on a forbidden area once, they saw it and will remember it until they manage to talk to you

You can technically evade punishment if you can hide from these fuckers


93bae7 No.14381263

>>14381238

Just wait for the fire to die out. Stepping away cancels the alchemy session and wastes your materials.


7fd73d No.14381269

>>14381238

You should be able to do any recipe from lv1, all it seems to change is the amount of potions you get on a success

Letting it cool means: when the fire goes out, if you leave the alchemist workstation the potion will fail

You must be doing something wrong


e8c9c4 No.14381272

>>14381238

Stop trusting anons who possibly have different reflexes and just use the clock. And follow recipe to the T. Personally I read the recipe and divide things into hot and cold prep. Cold prep includes putting the first herb into the cauldron along with processing the second herb as needed and storing it in the dish for later use. Then I heat it up, follow how many turns of the timer it needs and nothing goes wrong.


48c2b8 No.14381281

File: 5328d9fb6610e9f⋯.jpg (527.13 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, 20180223225623_1.jpg)

Post your most aesthetic light armoured Henrys, I need to see that kind of outfit that can be done in game. Here is my poor attempt.

For some reason, putting on leather gloves counts as wearing plated armour and removes the light armour perk bonus.


06c19a No.14381289

>>14381281

>Caftan

CUMAN SCUM


e8c9c4 No.14381291

>>14381281

Hunting gloves should work.


48c2b8 No.14381300

File: 9667453406a389c⋯.png (92.79 KB, 270x210, 9:7, cubhead.png)

>>14381289

But it was on sale at Rattay's tailor.

>>14381291

Yeah hunting gloves work but leather doesn't, I'm guessing it's an omission from the devs.


958f82 No.14381313

File: 1b975ffb4b721bd⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 379430_20180223221035_1.png)

>peacefully hunting in the woods

>essentially poaching even if I have a license

>see a little twoer up ahead out of place in the deepest part of the woods

>go check if it has any leftover loot

>inside find 3-4 dead women, torture tools and a bathtub full of blood

>basement full of bodies in sacks


efeeb2 No.14381328

>>14381281

What about vambraces? You can actually get injured with a bow if dont use them.


48c2b8 No.14381348

>>14381328

I only tried once, I think it works if I remember correctly but only for some of them.


7fd73d No.14381353

>>14381313

damn nice details


8ad3a7 No.14381389

>>14381163

Is there a lockpick on them?


958f82 No.14381421

>>14381389

no, its one of the very hard chests but completely open. Might be a treasure map location but i've already discovered 17 of them so I'm not sure


e8c9c4 No.14381452

I think for my second playthrough I want my henry to have a light kit and heavy kit. I want my henry to only be in armor if he's headed to a mission that he knows they would be combat and the armored will be stashed in the horse in other times. He'll be gay and colourful other times.


7fd73d No.14381474

>>14381452

also remove your dirty boots before going into the bed


166464 No.14381635

File: 2df574a36035045⋯.png (100.78 KB, 257x229, 257:229, 2016-06-29_20-47-36.png)

>den of vipers

>fuck up them filthy turks and bandits

>not to mention get revenge on Cunt

>not welcomed back home in the loving arms of qt Theresa and having her take care of me

sad. I guess a bath maiden will have to do, but I wish romance was a game mechanic and not quest-based.


efeeb2 No.14381715

>>14381635

I just want my bastard grandchildren ruling Talmberg during the thirty years war >>14376109


ee22fd No.14381850

What's the best way to deal with shieldniggers?


1cba5a No.14381869

This night raid mission is driving me fucking insane, been at it for three hours. At first it bugged out or something when you have to kill the two sentries on the wall, about 90% of the time they spotted me no matter what I did. Sometimes I'd get spotted when assassinating the second guy. There's fucking nobody else there! In full stealth gear, level 8 stealth and being very careful and slow I'd almost always get fucked. But occasionally it would work, and now Hans got shot in the ass and I'm supposed to carry him out. Fucking how?? There's 30 guys attacking me at once, and even when I manage to kill them Hans bleeds out before I can escape with him. This bullshit is seriously damaging my opinion of the game, this mission is fucking garbage. A game hasn't pissed me off this bad since I was a kid.


1cba5a No.14381872

>>14381850

Feinting, and combos.


8ad3a7 No.14381873

File: 1b2419dcbd664b5⋯.jpg (17.17 KB, 252x252, 1:1, Question loli.jpg)

Is there any way to save the Woodcutters and the Women in the dancing with the devil quest? I beat the woodcutters into submission but at the end the women just die anyways.

What the fuck should I do?


e8c9c4 No.14381892

>>14381869

The mission is unwinnable


e8c9c4 No.14381902


1cba5a No.14381946

>>14381892

You're shitting me.


336427 No.14381966

>>14375477

>uncomfterble


e8c9c4 No.14381984

>>14381946

I'm not. Fastest and best way to win that mission is to fail stealth straight away so that hans and co leave while you mace everyone in the face for loot before leaving.


0254ef No.14382092

>>14379318

I think you can tell which swords are longswords at a glance in the inventory screen. The longswords have an image that is angled diagonally from bottom-right to upper-left, whereas the hunting swords, sabres and shortswords all face from bottom-left to upper-right.


0254ef No.14382098

>>14381873

I just did that quest as well and had to kill the woodcutters. Sounds like they have a script that makes the women die as long as the woodcutters survive, which kinda sucks.


7fd73d No.14382103

>>14381873

you gotta choose

even if you knock the woodcutters with punches they will kill the women when you wake up


0254ef No.14382109

>>14381850

Try to look at his guard and imagine which direction you could attack from where he'd be vulnerable, then attack from that direction and follow up again in the opposite direction from that. Hopefully at that point you can do a real combo.


0254ef No.14382119

>>14381635

Agreed, that's what I was really hoping for too. It definitely seems like one of the things they planned and then didn't get to in time, considering all the quest lines involving romance end in a sudden shag and then nothing happens.


1cba5a No.14382193

>>14382119

There was also a planned smithing activity, like alchemy but making swords and shit instead but it got cut due to time constraints.


9faf09 No.14382205

File: 8708748d264aac5⋯.jpg (125.83 KB, 915x952, 915:952, 1459076037412.jpg)

>>14381269

>>14381263

>>14381272

Maybe I'll try recording another attempt with shadowplay tomorrow but it doesn't work.

>Add water

>Add thistle

>Press Q twice (or wait for clock and press again, no difference)

>Add Valerian

>Press Q once

>Wait for fire to die and use phial

>Fail


e8c9c4 No.14382218

>>14382205

stop measuring how many times you heat the vessel up. What matters is how long you boil it for, not how long you heat it up for you fucking autist.


9faf09 No.14382255

>>14382218

>Heat

>Boiling

There's no visual indicator on the water regardless of how many times I pull the lever, so I assumed it started a boiling turn every pull.


e8c9c4 No.14382273

>>14382255

>No visual indicator

It literally gives off steam and bubbles. Once it stops boiling the bubbles stop but it continues steaming for a while. Cooling completely is when it stops steaming.


9faf09 No.14382278

>>14382273

Then how many times do I need to pull it before that happens, and how do I determine "one turn" and stop it on time if it requires multiple pulls.


7fd73d No.14382280

>>14382255

you need at least 3 Q for it to start boiling


e8c9c4 No.14382293

>>14382278

Just heat the thing until it boils and then start the clock and turn means turn of the clock. Do you not cook IRL? All these are extremely simple instructions that anyone who had boiled an egg before should have down pat.


9faf09 No.14382295

>>14382278

If I pull it once, the fire lasts about as long as one turn of the hour glass.

>>14382280

How do I make it stop boiling or make it last for a specific amount of turns?


9faf09 No.14382312

>>14382293

>Game doesn't define "boiling" or "turn"

>No option to remove pot from stove

It's not exactly intuitive.


e8c9c4 No.14382325

>>14382312

You're such an autist I don't even know where to begin.

>Doesn't define boiling

Please listen to yourself for a second

When the instruction says to put in ingredient after the liquid has cooled down, it means exactly that. After the hot component (boiling) is done, stop fanning the fire and let the stove die down and the mixture should naturally cool down. Then add your final herbs and serve.


7fd73d No.14382340

>>14382295

you have to wait


9faf09 No.14382353

>>14382325

This is clearly not where the fault lies. The problem was that it didn't mention the visual prompts of it boiling, I interpreted "one turn" as "one pull" since even if I pulled it multiple times (maybe didn't try 3-4 times) I saw no difference. Most likely as the anon above me pointed out, I might need to pull it thrice to actually make it boil. But I still wonder how I can determine a specific amount of turns. Unless 3 pulls = boiling = 1 turn which means I pull it 6 times in a row for 2 turns.

I'll try the quest again tomorrow, just trying to make sense of it for now.


e8c9c4 No.14382361

>>14382353

No, boiling occurs when the liquid has been exposed to heat long enough. If the instructions specifically says "Boil for 1 turn", it means either you put the herb in and then heat it up to boil and keep it at boil for one turn of the clock or you heat the liquid up to boil and then put in the herb and maintain the boil for one turn of the clock. Stop trying to count the pulls and watch your liquid.


7fd73d No.14382365

How to get rid of Alcoholism? Drinking Hair of the Dog potion is not working, i chugged over 12 of these down


9faf09 No.14382386

>>14382361

Well okay, I'm still a bit confused as to how to predict boiling time. If I let it stop boiling it fails if it requires more than one turn(?) and if I add more fire at the wrong time I'll fuck up and might add too much time with no way of stopping it.


1cba5a No.14382387

>>14382365

3 pulls will create one turn of boiling.

>>14382353

Why contain it?


7fd73d No.14382393

>>14382387

because its a semi-permanent -3 to all attributes


e8c9c4 No.14382409

>>14382386

If you timed your boiling right (ie. boiled herb A for 2 turns as instructions wanted, then added herb B and continued boiling for one turn before allowing to cool), the only thing left that matters is that you let the liquid cool before you add the cold component. You don't need to predict it, just boil within parameter. I can pretty much prepare potions without stopping my fire once the boiling begins if there's no cooling required in the instruction and even if there is, I just let the fire die down after my boiling time is done. It's honestly even easier than cooking IRL.


6597f2 No.14382427

>>14382393

its a bug.


1cba5a No.14382487

>>14382409

I don't think you have to let the fire die down, just wait for the pot to stop boiling.


e8c9c4 No.14382517

>>14382487

Never tested it that way since I didn't want to waste the herbs just in case. Also since I know from IRL cooking some fragrant components don't react well from being heated so you have to add them in after the stuff in the pot stops simmering


1cba5a No.14382774

What's the deal with the assassin in the rocketeer mission? I've been waiting outside this guy's house for a week, always hidden and looking around at midnight but nobody ever comes. Is there actually an assassin or is this fag just paranoid? I should be able to to just tell him I'll escort him there myself and fuck any assassin, using an intimidation check or something.


e8c9c4 No.14382789

>>14382774

There's an assassin. He comes into the garden at midnight on the dot and it's pretty obvious who it is if you did a little detective work during the day.


1cba5a No.14382809

>>14382789

Yeah I talked to the guy at the inn, and I've kept watch on the house and garden at midnight for days but fucking nothing happens.


e8c9c4 No.14382827

>>14382809

The same guy waits around the construction site around the evening. I believe he makes his way there at around 8pm and hangs out until midnight when the stonemasons go to bed before he starts sneaking into the garden. I tailed him for the whole day because at first I thought his testimony wasn't consistent so I thought he would be meeting the assassin. I was wrong.


1cba5a No.14382849

>>14382827

Thanks, I just caught him fucking with the door at about 1:30.


099fb5 No.14382860

File: f11412fc8c00aca⋯.jpg (90.76 KB, 985x639, 985:639, High quality finnish Pepe.jpg)

I heard that there's evil gays in this game. Is that true?

Also are there Jews for me to Pogrom?


0254ef No.14382873

>>14382860

There's a family of (((money-changers))) that are central to the main plot, you should find out about them later on.


0254ef No.14382875

>>14382873

>>14382860

I should also mention that yes, they are doing illegal shit for the antagonist.


099fb5 No.14382913

>>14382873

The Rosenbergs?


0254ef No.14382920

>>14382913

Indeed.


099fb5 No.14382923

File: 273190d63f7901c⋯.png (89.34 KB, 286x306, 143:153, questioning animu grill.png)

>>14382920

So Varva made the game have Jewish and Gay villains while all of the good guys are straight white christian men?


4b65ca No.14382925

File: 45a6a33c4a0e0e4⋯.mp4 (94.85 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, EXCELLENT!.mp4)

>>14382923

I buy it.


25f389 No.14382954

File: 2db5c12063faae4⋯.jpg (636.7 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180223224309_1.jpg)

>>14376703

I had that problem pretty bad too, but there's a fix for it:

https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance/mods/27

Just read and follow the instructions for your GPU and RAM settings. I don't have the greatest computer, but that fix helped my game a fuckton.

Also, here's my level 7 Henry. I want to be a sneaky archerfag cause I always play archers, but my noise is just full retard. What should I do to be armorman and stealthy?


1cba5a No.14382963

>>14382954

Level maintenance and take the padding perk. Look for dark clothing. You can only wear so much armor while still being sneaky. A chain mail collar adds a bit of protection and is not too noisy. The dark brigantines are quiet and very protective, but also quite expensive.


1d2590 No.14383300

>>14382860

I laughed pretty hard today when I started playing the game, went through the Codex and found an entry entitled "The Jews".


099fb5 No.14383385

You know this game surprised me with just how civilized the middle ages where.

Are the dark ages just a bunch of liberal propaganda?


cc3b5a No.14383414

>>14383385

As with most things, I'd say the truth lies somewhere in between. This game makes it all a lot more civil, because it'd be really hard to navigate a completely alien society in game. If you talk to any citizens about their Lord, they almost always say, "Wow he's so great, but I've heard fucking horror stories of other Lords." I also doubt anyone could have gotten into a fist fight with Hans and not been hung.


099fb5 No.14383437

>>14383414

To be fair Hans is a lenient guy.

Some guy tried to drown him and he didn't even want to punish him until I reminded him to do so.


e8c9c4 No.14383440

>>14383385

>dark ages just a bunch of liberal propaganda?

It's not quite like that. Historians don't sit down and record history like

>11th Of April, Year of Our Lord 1396. The day today is pristine, blessed the gift of our Lord, the farmers spend the day sowing the seeds meant for the next harvest when autumn comes. May the Lord blessed their efforts and so their hearts may hold strong in the name of Christ, the Holy Spirit and The Father. Amen.

>Ps. Young Lord Capon pissed in his trousers again.

And instead we have more people chronicling wars and political upheavals, peasant rebellions and royal proclamations because shit's more interesting. It got to the point where most of our idea of how medieval life was depends almost entirely on images formed archieved census data to inform us on migration patterns, grain harvest records to determine when famines didn't happen, church held death records and even medical records to show when the plague was manageable since we knew when it was really bad.


e8c9c4 No.14383448

>>14383437

Hans genuinely wants his subjects to both love him and respect him at the same time. Which is why even when sober he didn't have Henry flogged but instead suggested a competition of skill.


099fb5 No.14383464

>>14383448

The only problem with Hans is that he's to green.

Other than that he's a genuinely cool guy.


1cba5a No.14383494

>>14383300

It's hilarious that most of the main antagonists are gay or jewish. The Rosenbergs, and that fag Roth and his lover.


6597f2 No.14383503

File: 8ecfb015786b341⋯.mp4 (1.65 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, PF.mp4)

>What that Executioner is thinking at the end of the tough love quest


099fb5 No.14383512

>>14383494

It's intentional isn't it?


cc3b5a No.14383517

>>14383503

Did anyone here send her to her family? What happens if you do?


1cba5a No.14383566

>>14383512

I've just reported you for your bigotry.


e8c9c4 No.14383573

>>14383566

>Reporting Gay Jewish Niggers


099fb5 No.14383574

Can I actually be knighted in this game?

Can I ever become Sir Henry?


e8c9c4 No.14383600

New Bread >>14383594


50459b No.14383624

>>14383414

Eh, the only weird thing is the relationship between Nobles and non-Nobles, and their Knights. Keep in mind that everyone knows each other and are mostly going to spend mostly their lives in eachother's presence. That has a very large effect on how people treat eachother, even guys who hate eachother.


1d2590 No.14383692

Did a mod seriously lock the new thread? Even though this one is in autosage? I get this isn't a Nintendo game but still.


4a7a14 No.14383693

>buy some recipes from herbalist bitch

>bane/poison n shit for my weapons

>go to alchemist station

>get in

>begin to ascend to heaven

>straight through the roof and into the clouds

>can't see map anymore I'm so high

>step out of alchemist bench and begin free fall

>pray the rosary 12 times before I hit the ground and perish

>last save was 2 hours ago

Time to shitpost on /v/ I guess


099fb5 No.14383707

File: 8defcb020f94d24⋯.gif (24.85 KB, 329x302, 329:302, Piccolo Dick.gif)

Mods are fags


6597f2 No.14383708

>>14383517

I just did. Was that wrong?


e8c9c4 No.14383712

>>14383692

Yeap he did. So now instead of one thread getting bumped off, we're going to have two instead when another new bread gets baked. Pretty dumb IMO.


e8c9c4 No.14383715

>>14383693

It's that one fucking alchemist table that glitches out like that. Thankfully I reacted before I died.


1d2590 No.14383722

>>14383712

I wonder if the mod is the same faggot who posted

<the other thread is only on page 10 guys

like a passive aggressive little cuck. No wonder I post on this board less lately.


27362b No.14383723

>>14383707

>>14383574

Not technically, but practically. You can enter the personal service of Sir Radzig, and if you're wearing full plate most folks will address you as Sir Knight and shit like that.

>>14383707

>>14383692

For real? Fuckers.

>>14383693

I've got that too, gotta exit the alchemy bench every potion or two because Henry gradually ascends with each one until he can't reach the bench anymore.


f1b496 No.14383921

>>14383414

Don't forget that Henry is a noble bastard. Even if Hans wanted to hang him, I'm fairly sure Hanush would intervene as he wouldn't want to lose his ally.


f729d6 No.14383979

>>14383385

This game isn’t set in the dark ages.

The medieval period is 1000 years long and 1000 years ago we were in the high medieval age.


1cba5a No.14384020

>>14383979

The Dark Ages weren't even that dark. The Church supported and funded science, as long as it didn't contradict anything in their faith.


4bdf05 No.14384033

>>14383722

not less enough if the only thing you bring in is muh board speed

>>>/4chan/ is down the hall to the left


1cba5a No.14384048

>>14384033

Being a vol doesn't mean mean you get to push your garbage opinions everywhere. Enforce the rules, as they're written, and keep your fucking mouth shut otherwise.


50459b No.14384065

>>14383692

This isn't 4chan, the bump limit is 300 and technically the rule is either posts to 700 or wait until page 13. Although why a Mod decided, now of all times, to actually enforce it on the KCD generals is beyond me.


099fb5 No.14384075

File: b6bf86d65821892⋯.jpg (197.53 KB, 1171x1017, 1171:1017, Question Tohru.jpg)

If Radzig is my father than why does he keep sending me on dangerous missions?


e8c9c4 No.14384079

>>14384065

Well if the mod was any bit competent thread 5 will be unlocked once thread 4 reaches page 13 to prevent two bread kill. Somehow I doubt they would be that competent.


80c25a No.14384083

>>14382923

Radzig and Hans are pretty gay looking tbh. It is also implied that Sir Divish doesn't even like women anymore after being imprisoned for 7 years.


50459b No.14384084

>>14384079

Just report and it with a request to unlock it once that happens.

>>14384075

You see the look of disappointment and that side glance he gives in the prologue? He's making a man out of you.


4bdf05 No.14384162

>>14384048

i'm pretty sure that is what was done in this case,noone elses fault for your newfaggotry and lack of lurking

>6.If you make a duplicate thread, it may get deleted, locked or bumplocked and you will be redirected to the already existing thread, provided the preexisting thread has not hit the bump limit. Continuation threads such as GamerGate x Edition, Video Game General #32 (i.e., threads about broad topics that are constantly remade) etc. will be deleted if they are made before the previous thread hits 700 posts or Page 13 to keep the front page from being cluttered with the same discussions


1cba5a No.14384312

>>14384162

And after ignoring that rule for years, allowing all kinds of generals to clutter the front page with multiples, now they decide to enforce it?

Call me paranoid but it seems quite possible we've got a mod or vol that's pissed about the lack of diversity or some shit in KCD. Selective enforcement is a common tool to cover ulterior motives.


0254ef No.14384320

>>14382954

Don't wear anything that's made of metal. Use leather gloves, they have zero noise. Find a dark gambeson and dark padded coif and wear those. Padded chausses are okay. And obviously you want silent shoes. This is the ideal hunting/sniping fags innawoods gear.


0254ef No.14384328

>>14382954

>>14384320

Also what this guy said, you want to find the brigandine that's dyed black and maintain it with the padding perk, but those are pretty rare. I haven't seen one yet in my own playthrough and I am substantially farther than you are.


4bdf05 No.14384341

>>14384312

you are correct you are paranoid


1cba5a No.14384354

>>14384341

Your chatroom tier post formatting and calling me out as a newfag reveals you're a vol or some shit here. I know how much time you fags spend in chatrooms with each other. And you probably looked at my post history too, right? Well I just moved so there's not many posts from this IP just yet. Probably been here longer than you.

Get fucked, faggot. Self important mods are worse than tripfags. Ban me, I dare you.


4bdf05 No.14384390

File: 64f98224b281af5⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 1.94 MB, 352x288, 11:9, w80905af1e717b9ee1d09804c1….mp4)


713a57 No.14384497

File: 2aa783aa6bf2b0d⋯.jpg (229.72 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180224112818_1.jpg)

I want to like the alchemy system for doing something different but I fucking hate it.

>>14382409

>If you timed your boiling right (ie. boiled herb A for 2 turns as instructions wanted, then added herb B and continued boiling for one turn before allowing to cool), the only thing left that matters is that you let the liquid cool before you add the cold component.

> You don't need to predict it, just boil within parameter

Don't predict? How the fuck am I supposed to do this without knowing the exact amount of pulls I need?

>Starting by adding water

>Pull probably 8-10 times

>add thistle

>turn clock

>turn again

>woops it stopped boiling :^)

alternatively

>time to add valerian

>turn clock

>it's done

>it's still boiling


6c8139 No.14384507

>>14384497

stop complaining and get good. You have some leeway to work with so even if it stops boiling you can recuperate your potion if you're quick enough. Just try to get a feel to it, instead of "pull no more than 5 times and then bla bla", you'll have better results.


713a57 No.14384512

>>14384497

Even when I felt like I did okay on the timing just now I guess I was a few seconds late somewhere.


06c19a No.14384580

File: c1b63726eca51a5⋯.png (814.44 KB, 540x605, 108:121, Sasau Fine bug.png)

Any of you know how to fix sasau fine bug

I've been getting this shit since the Vranik quest. I've tried commiting a small crime and paying the fine but it didn't work. What do?


06c19a No.14384591

>>14384580

Nvm fixed it. I punched a guard and had to pay 300Groch which did it.


e59dc7 No.14384630

>>14384497

>>Pull probably 8-10 times

There's your problem, the game makes no attempt to tell to pull it fucking FOUR TIMES not twenty billion like most people would in an attempt to see actually the flat whatever the fuck shit is in the cauldron boil. 4 to boil and 2 to get it hot, wait until it starts smoking, stop and carry on like that, if it still doesn't work then just keep trying. It's a tedious thing to do though which is why I avoided it completely.


713a57 No.14384825

I accidentally sequence broke the money counterfeit quest, after chasing down the knight I went back to where he buried the body, only on the way there I ran into a bandit camp with a mine where I managed to convince a certain noble to get imprisoned.

Worth redoing properly?

>>14384630

I got it eventually, I still feel like I need to really spam that fire so it doesn't accidentally cool down while I fix the timer or grab the valerian.


166464 No.14384880

File: 35fe79002cab39d⋯.png (192.22 KB, 430x421, 430:421, 1373032161776.png)

>>14382193

>be blacksmiths son

>can't actually forge weapons


57a653 No.14384896

>>14383494

Rosenberg is a 100% German name meaning rose/red mountain/hill. A lot of kikes changed their name so they could blend in better.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosenberg_family


206f91 No.14384914

This game plays out pretty different through the week when I just didn't have time to play long sessions. Work days frequently have to save and quit; Henry is constantly drunk while I'm sober.

Now it is weekend the tables have turned; I'm constantly drunk and Henry is sober.


de45b4 No.14384926

File: 27321f473229f49⋯.jpg (50.06 KB, 297x365, 297:365, 11e32a9b838b8e31e013e65007….jpg)

>>14381313

>you've discovered a (((coincidence)))

There is no quest here for you goy!


f729d6 No.14384936

>>14384020

Yea, the dark ages are just called dark because it was kinda hard to converse knowledge from the old Rome while being constantly raided by niggers of all colors.


f729d6 No.14384949

>>14384896

Rosenberg and Roth are typical jew names, with Roth being common to be also based Magyars


93bae7 No.14384953

File: 816fc0496b030cb⋯.jpg (547.68 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Untitled.jpg)

The fuck is this?


f1b496 No.14384957

>>14384953

A small watermill used to produce sound to deter animals from the area.


f729d6 No.14384960

File: 2a29506c38c6dc1⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 70.15 KB, 765x772, 765:772, ECCA9468-D31C-4FEF-9B77-C….jpeg)


57a653 No.14385244

>>14384949

>A lot of kikes changed their name so they could blend in better

Can you read latin letters? This feels like I'm talking to a bot.


93bae7 No.14385300

>>14384957

Neat. Doesn't look like there's anything that needs to be kept safe from animals though.


4b65ca No.14385459

>>14384084

>Making a man

I AM HENRY THE CRAZED AXE MURDERER OF AXES I MURDER WITH AXES ANY QUESTIONS NO? GOOD


93bae7 No.14385493

>Kill 20 people

>10 days of jailtime

Loving this realism, my dudes.


57a653 No.14385503

>>14385493

It should delete the save folder and shut down your computer maybe?


e59dc7 No.14385550

>>14385493

>he wants to watch henry get drawn and quartered and eventually hang


8ad108 No.14385730

BUGS SO FAR

>Nest of Vipers, if you kill all the bandits in the ruined town in the forest beforehand, then go report to Radzig, the main quest will permanently fail. No solution, hasn't been patched yet.

>House of God, after figuring out it's Zmola, you are told to go confront him. At this point it becomes impossible to sleep or save as the game will be trapped in an infinite loading screen.

I might give this a break til they patch to 1.3.


49a064 No.14385816

>>14384896

>>14384949

The name is actually from the Czech "Rožmberk", and the noble house carrying it named itself after the castle of Rožmberk (it was a new line that separated itself from the noble house Vítkovci)


fe4cd0 No.14385886

>>14385730

Saving after catching the nightingales can make the quest uncompletable.


e8c9c4 No.14386324

>>14384497

>Don't predict? How the fuck am I supposed to do this without knowing the exact amount of pulls I need?

This is why I was calling you fucking autistic. The instructions explicitly tells you to fucking boil something and you're trying to determine the perfect timing to boil something by level pulls.

JUST FUCKING BOIL THE FUCKING POTION WITHIN THE PARAMETER OF THE TURNS OF CLOCKS BEFORE ADDING IN THE NEXT INGREDIENT TO BOIL THEN LET IT COOL DOWN BEFORE YOU ADD IN THE LAST INGREDIENT. STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR DAMNED LEVEL PULLS AND JUST KEEP A FIRE GOING. DO YOU KNOW HOW FIRE WORKS AND WHY FIRE MAKES WATER BOIL?


57a653 No.14386422

>>14385816

And that Czech "Rozmberk" is a simple slavinisation of the German Rosenberg.


93bae7 No.14386464

>>14385550

Why not? Might actually make crime less cheesy. Do too much bad goy stuff and get caught? Game over.


646b82 No.14386516

>>14384591

Punching guards fixes all the problems in this game.

Hell, at one point all of Sassau hated me for punching a guy unconcious, struggle snuggling his guard into deep sleep and stealing his golden ticket into the monestary.

Even after i had paid my 80 grochens for brawling folks hated melike i had fucked their dogs, burned down their wives and ran over their homes.

But then, after punching a single guard and sitting in jail for ten days it was all good again.


646b82 No.14386524

>>14384083

He is like 80 years old anyways, his dick doesn't work anymore.


b47ec1 No.14386526

>>14384312

>And after ignoring that rule for years, allowing all kinds of generals to clutter the front page with multiples, now they decide to enforce it?

They haven't been ignoring that rule for years, some generals just go that fast or it's just an old thread that slides to the bottom fast before anyone else replies. If you really wanna make a new thread just shitpost to 700 then report the old thread for it to be unlocked.


8ad108 No.14386714

>>14385730

I just reloaded an earlier save, rode into the bandit base to "scout" it, watched the cutscene and then fled without killing any bandits. Quest proceeds normally.

Definitely the case that the devs didn't expect you to wipe out the bandits solo.


567959 No.14386815

>>14386324

Funny how much work goes into magic potions in a game boasts having no magic bullshit.


55da61 No.14386818

>>14376523

>generic furshit avatar

>decent enough for commission

Kill yourself


ed576d No.14386922

>>14386815

Are you unaware of what fucking chemistry is you imbecile? Is that magical to you?


4b65ca No.14386960

>>14386922

Chemistry doesn't make you see at night.


1efb60 No.14386987

File: cc4e798dfab9eec⋯.jpg (37.82 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, serveimage.jpg)


567959 No.14387050

>>14386922

Nigga we be brewing healin' potionz that closes wounds and fixes bones.


567959 No.14387065

>>14387050

…on a second thought most of them are alcoholic beverages so guess it is more of Slavic Divine Intervention then magic.


4b65ca No.14387067

File: c90e87bf870e2a7⋯.webm (623.05 KB, 640x360, 16:9, you are retarded.webm)

>>14386987

You know what I meant, dumbass.


662b15 No.14387073

File: c68d7ff482dde70⋯.png (1.99 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, ClipboardImage.png)

So, as it turns out there is SOME horse armor in the game. It's just hidden as some kind of easter egg and has no description, which leads me to believe they just ran out of time before being able to model horse body armor.


1cba5a No.14387252

>>14384497

The alchemy system is great, no idea why you're struggling with it so much. Just follow the directions in the recipe and it's pretty forgiving, you don't have to be exactly on the dot.

>>14387073

Nice, where?


0316af No.14387285

I like Henry


662b15 No.14387303

File: 413e55c49668f8c⋯.png (2.05 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14387252

Right on this cliff there's a huge bird's nest with a dead horse in it. Make sure to bring some bandages for your legs and save before trying to jump down because getting to it without dying is a bitch.


57a653 No.14387339

For a quest that makes you waste time stealing/pickpocketing all blacksmiths on the map and waste 2k groschen the Queen of Sheba sword has literally 10 durability. For a comparison a normal sword has 100. Don't trust charlatans kids.


1cba5a No.14387584

>>14387303

Right on, I'll check that out. How the hell did you find it in the first place?

>>14387285

He really is a likeable guy.


efa53e No.14387595

>>14387285

I like Hans


1d2590 No.14387634

>>14384065

>the rule is either posts to 700 or wait until page 13. Although why a Mod decided, now of all times, to actually enforce it on the KCD generals is beyond me.

I was gonna say I feel like I've seen countless new popular game threads started right after bump limit was hit.

>This isn't 4chan, the bump limit is 300

Not sure why you said this. I'm well aware what the bump limit is and it's been so long since I've been on 4chan I don't even remember what it's limit was.


8f7499 No.14387670

File: 39e38a2e6f27ca1⋯.png (2.89 KB, 175x174, 175:174, 25174-oHS2IeK2LGEPkjqD-s-.png)

>>14384497

Dam, I even filmed myself brewing that potion and uploades the webm. Does anybody still have it?


662b15 No.14387682

>>14387584

A friend told me.


1cba5a No.14387701

>>14384497

>add water and prepare ingredients

>put two thistles in

>pull rope three times

>flip timer

>pull two/three more times to keep it boiling

>flip hourglass again

>grab valerian

>toss in when the timer ends

>flip timer

>pull rope a couple times

>wait for it to stop boiling

>add charcoal

>flask it


b0a1ac No.14387731

>go hunting for treasure in the late afternoon

>find some, it's locked in a very hard chest

<"this lock is too hard" or some bullshit

>get lost in the woods

>hunt some deer in a futile attempt to level my bow skill

>midnight, come across a charcoal burner camp

>lockpick a chest to grind that skill

>one burner wakes up, rest still asleep

>starts running, so I tackle him into the river

>he's unconscious for over a minute in water

>he gets back up

>stab him, he floats away

>next morning everyone in rattay hates me

This game really wasn't ready for release. This is just one example, but the late game combat especially shows it. Either your enemies get one-shot, whether they manage to block or not, or you're not allowed to attack them at all because "lololol let's give enemies an ability that activates according to random chance that the player can't defend against or react to in any way other than just fucking sitting there and defending like a dumb, turtling cunt". And once you do that they, too, get one-shot because between perks and skills you do so much damage that armour doesn't matter at all.

I thought this game was supposed to be hard.


4b65ca No.14387740

File: 2c33fd745264671⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 93.76 KB, 1280x719, 1280:719, friend.jpg)

>>14387682

A <friend>, huh?


8f7499 No.14387773

File: 249e0469d1569a1⋯.webm (15.34 MB, 640x480, 4:3, KCD alchemy.webm)

>>14384497

>>14387670

Ok, I found the raw footage, edited it again and here it is.

The video is crap, and get's accelerated at random moments cause my computer can barely run the game properly, much less the game and record it. I used some cheapo program called HyperCam2, so sorry if the quality is awful. I hope the video is still useful.

In the video I use the sandglass, but as you can see, I only use the bellows (Q) once and it boils for one turn. On Q equals one turn, if you leave it to cool. Then press Q when tue flames are out to start another turn.

With plants, first you activate them to take some from the bag, then you activate the cauldron to pour them in. With the charcoal, when you activate it, it gets directly poured into the cauldron, so make sure to activate it only when the flames are out (if there are no flames but the ambers still have light, it doesn't matter, it's OK).

Just make sure to follow the instructions carefully and don't try to rush it the first times around. If the water stops boiling, it doesn't affect the result in any way. If you need to pause and take a good look at the book, do it.


1cba5a No.14387786

>>14387731

Like most games of this sort, the early game struggle is best part. Once you get all kitted out and become a wargod it's almost boring. Try using a shitty sword so you don't just one shot everyone.


b0a1ac No.14387811

File: f3b1617b4ab695c⋯.jpg (70.35 KB, 288x468, 8:13, xT1YX3a.jpg)

>>14387786

>shitty sword

I have, they make no fucking difference. Using the thumper against ser Bernard has him down in one combo, on the rare chance I actually get one off. I kinda want to start over again to experience good combat, now that I know how it works, but then I remember how long the intro is.


1cba5a No.14387991

>>14387811

You can blow through the intro pretty quick if you skip dialogue. You only really have to follow it until you're taught how to parry and dodge, then you can fuck off if you're fine with some people being pissed at you.


567959 No.14388014

File: a78f88f8fd2d3ce⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 27.91 KB, 442x162, 221:81, [YiffsInPolish].jpg)

Hardest choice in the game.


8f7499 No.14388031

>>14388014

MARE, GO WITH THE MARE

The mare is Vera, the only young one. The other two are old hags. Lockpick the mare, anon.


bec3ed No.14388092

File: 4f380cae3782bdb⋯.jpg (63.25 KB, 720x405, 16:9, cscwewec.jpg)

What does late game look like for this? vids?


e59dc7 No.14388155

>>14388092

Pretty shit, you can kill everything in 2-4 hits. It's harder when you have more than one enemy but the scaling isn't done too great to be fair, it is an indie game raised on kickstarter but still


f729d6 No.14388214

>>14385244

Can I fuck you in the ass


1cba5a No.14388679

File: e14e9a376292f5f⋯.jpg (12.15 KB, 214x317, 214:317, MV5BNjYxNTI4MDcxNF5BMl5Ban….jpg)

So Henry is based on a real guy, huh? Is anyone else?


099fb5 No.14388732

>>14388679

Sir Hanush is Vavra


ee22fd No.14388871

>>14388679

That siege engineer is Brian Blessed.


9a24ee No.14389145

When will they add the 'nobleman who can "force" himself on any peasant woman' patch?


4b65ca No.14389188

>>14389145

They already have one and his name is Radish


069f79 No.14389446

>>14375473

Many other denominations of monasteries do the same. Its how Jagermeister was invented, a novice monk dropped a full spice rack into some beer they were making and the local hunters loved the shit


def329 No.14389578

File: d4c48382355c27b⋯.png (64.47 KB, 251x238, 251:238, Question Kek 2.png)

What quests do I need to do before Vranik so that I don't lose out on any quests?


f2f011 No.14389768

File: d9adb92b3027573⋯.gif (13.81 KB, 266x400, 133:200, How to make friends and in….gif)

How the fuck do you lockpick? I can't even do the tutorial one without half way

also

>can't buff stats past 20

fucking cunting shite, half my perks are useless now


def329 No.14389791

Why has discussion died out?


e46a9d No.14389814

>>14389791

Waiting for new thread, probably.


9f4f25 No.14389858

>>14389814

Nope, new thread got locked. So has anyone been playing with the reshader?


225ce2 No.14389884

>go to buy a horse

>go inspect a bunch of them

>they all just say "horse" as their name

>go to buy one

>gives me a list of breeds

What the fuck is this stupid shit? Am I expected to be a horse expert in order to play this game?


cc3b5a No.14389940

>Ambush at the cave with Reeky

>He runs off

>Guys chase him

>Try and beat the shit out of the archer

>Game refuses to lock onto him

>Hit him

>He gives up

>If I don't kill him he'll just come back into combat anyways

>Hit him some more

>He starts running

>Game won't lock on

>Press F to tackle

>Tackle won't go off

>Get shot by him while I'm standing next to him trying to tackle/hit/do anything at all to him

>Die

>Start again

>Shield guy attacks me

>He's way more skilled then me

>Die repeatedly trying to fight him

>Try and get him up to the cliff and kick him off

>Can't be kicked off because he just gets shoved on top of bushes

>Unlike AI I can't walk up on top of bushes to push him that extra few feet

>Run along with Reeky

>Reeky never stops running

>Can't have him help in the fight even if it's 2v2, which I could easily win

>Fuck off in the forest away from combat

>Wait 1 hour

>Not even an "Optional Objective failed"

And now I've completely stopped caring about this game.


2abb37 No.14390787

>>14389884

There are some common horses that you can only steal, and ownable player horses. Only the latter are named, so go take another look.


b1a575 No.14390988

File: d71b8c79f9b71c6⋯.jpg (692.33 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180225124342_1.jpg)

Is this part of the main quest time sensitive? I want to do other shit.


4b65ca No.14391396

>now page 13….

Time for another new thread that isn't locked?


4b65ca No.14391404

Oh, nevermind, but OP didn't crosslink it though.

>>14383594


15097c No.14391507

>>14389768

Lower your mouse sensitivity. I think that the minigame bumps it up compared to everything else and that completely fucks you over. I've also found that levels in lockpicking help a ton. Take the perk that doubles your pick health as the first one and you shouldn't have many more problems.


225ce2 No.14394598

File: 62f236329666bee⋯.png (3.12 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Well these guys weren't as strong as I was expecting. Only person left to kill is Barbard, and I literally can't because the game just decides I'm not allowed to attack him even though he's trying to kill me.


225ce2 No.14394619

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>>14394598

So this is the punishment for murdering half the town.




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