6610b1 No.14138251
https://archive.fo/piVXH
>According to Steam Charts, which tracks the total number of concurrent players for all Steam titles, LawBreakers count dropped to zero during the hours of 8 p.m. to 12 a.m. ET on January 10.
>It’s unclear what will happen to LawBreakers. Publisher Nexon has expressed disappointment in the game’s performance, and I think most players are waiting for a free-to-play announcement.
>I was a massive fan of what LawBreakers brought to the table during its test phases. I was even excited about its release, despite the genre being saturated and other addicting games vying for my attention.
b23793 No.14138273
The Dark Souls of FPS games
bd604e No.14138279
None of that people playing my game bullshit
c9b5fe No.14138280
After Nexon dropped funding, the employees didn't have to inflate the numbers anymore.
66a423 No.14138286
>>14138251
This is an even bigger blunder than stillborn.
6b3d9f No.14138287
Can't wait for Cliffy B's next $0 IP
d3b148 No.14138292
>>14138264
Even his dog back there looks like he's silently judging him
dff23b No.14138297
ITS FINALLY DEAD AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>post yfw cuckyB's organs get harvested to pay off his debts
21d64f No.14138307
>>14138297
don't give this anon (you)s give them to me instead
711eeb No.14138308
How the fuck do you make a bigger blunder than BATTLEBORN.
2da2ef No.14138325
>>14138297
>>14138307
I'll be nice and give it to both of (you).
c9b5fe No.14138330
>>14138297
It was never alive, so how can it be dead?
ddfda8 No.14138332
F-FUCK YOU VEE WE STILL GOT PS4
2a1607 No.14138338
>>14138332
>F-FUCK YOU VEE WE STILL GOT PS4
ebin
3f67e9 No.14138356
I halfway expect them to try and revive it by making it f2p. It usually works, at least if all you care about is numbers.
ddfda8 No.14138375
>>14138364
>nobody has shopped some interracial sex on the bed yet
where are the memers when you need them ?
66a423 No.14138385
>>14138375
Someone has, but I didn't bother saving it. I'm sure someone will post it.
3986a7 No.14138398
>>14138375
>actively looking for interracial pics
Cliffy?
a8a44b No.14138413
>>14138251
Battleborn was fun to watch fail, this thing launched a complete dead failure, unfortunately nowhere as near as entertaining.
38f5e7 No.14138419
>>14138307
I agree.
>>14138308
At least battleborn tried to go for a funny aesthetic, even if it was ruined by ugly. Lawbreakers is full unfun ugly.
847cbc No.14138429
>>14138375
Did she switch from using 12 to 20 gauge rounds?
ac9c18 No.14138432
>Cliffy was the CP spammer all along
f9a7c4 No.14138438
>>14138251
RANDY WINS AGAIN BAY-BEH
ddfda8 No.14138444
>>14138438
ALWAYS BET ON RANDY
b51da6 No.14138446
It's kind of sad honestly. In the hands of someone less pozzed, with better character design and less bullshit this might've actually been a good game
Do you think he learned his lesson or will he try again to do the exact same thing?
8efe01 No.14138450
>>14138446
The MO of libtards is to double down in the face of failure.
c999c9 No.14138468
c5934b No.14138485
Will he blame the russians or the racyss gaymergators this time?
ddfda8 No.14138492
>yfw Chris Roberts will be the next and only vidya failure
b51da6 No.14138520
>>14138492
It's not gonna happen
ddfda8 No.14138534
>>14138520
you mean the game is gonna be good?
b51da6 No.14138542
>>14138534
No, it's just going to come out and live on and Chris will never face any problems for the shit he's been pulling since the kickstarter
People that have bought into it love what's there already, thinking they'll ever be disappointed is wishful thinking
ff17b3 No.14138563
Unfortunately that was a technical issue rather than a true new low as we can see by looking at other games around the same time.
578112 No.14138569
>>14138308
By being irrelevant for a full decade rather than just half of one.
c5934b No.14138570
>>14138563
How many of those are chinks? A good million at least?
3986a7 No.14138571
>>14138563
>3fucking mil playing PUBG
Fuck me the twitch bait was perfect
cc113b No.14138572
Z E R O
E
R
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Zilch, nada, 0!
b51da6 No.14138579
>>14138570
As far as I understand it the audience is 50% 50% at this point
620cb3 No.14138583
>>14138571
It worked for Warframe too, just not to the PUBG degree.
cb50e8 No.14138589
>>14138251
>its finally over
you lived to see LawBreakers finally die
b51da6 No.14138593
>>14138589
nigga that was like 4 months
d82c32 No.14138594
>>14138446
Is it actually a bad game or is it just the character design?
9fcd09 No.14138600
>>14138594
Its a completely mediocre game that does nothing new. Even Paladins is better than it in practically everyway.
711eeb No.14138609
>>14138563
Yeah but it's still dead.
b51da6 No.14138613
>>14138594
It had some interesting concepts and the gameplay itself, if taken in a vacuum would've been good.
The main problem I had when I tried it was that the action was very fast, as they advertised it, however the character design made it impossible to recognize which characters were which.
This means that you're basically shooting at random for most of the time because the silhouettes are all exactly the same.
488488 No.14138650
>>14138594
Pic related an accurate representation of the abhorrent HUD and clutter that is always present in the screen during gameplay.
578112 No.14138660
>>14138594
Imagine a game that had one decent gameplay idea and then imagine every single other facet of the game designed to either make it pointless or outright forbid it.
b51da6 No.14138678
a8ebad No.14138746
>>14138446
>will he try again
Who the fuck would trust him to make anything? At this point, any publishing company has to see this kind of track record of failure and simply say no. With the tides quickly turning on Progressivism see: Google getting sued by Damore and being very likely to lose over discrimination against white male conservatives, PR firms are eventually going to see shit like Blezinsky's Twitter feed combined with his absolute failure of a track record and just turn him down.
The only way Cliff gets a job is nepotism, and we all know how well that turns out. The second any game that isn't absolutely god-tier quality comes out with his name on it, it's over; your friendly neighborhood Vietnamese Basket-Weaving Forum will shit on him so hard that normies all the way in Timbuktu will know the tragic extent of his failings as a human being and a developer.
inb4 pic related
a29c1c No.14138771
Cliffy used to be a lovable idiot. Years back Gamespot used to run polls which /v/ would try to hijack. During the "greatest villians of all time" poll, /v/ got behind General Raam from Gears in order to beat out characters like Sephiroth. (btw fucking Darth Vader actually won that) Anyways, Cliffy actually thought people liked the character and the game, he had no idea what a troll vote was, and eventually resurrected him in a later game and gave out free xp weekends on gears in celebration.
How the hell did he go from a naive but lovable fool to a full-blown cock monger?
ad9ecf No.14138776
>>14138746
> being very likely to lose over discrimination against white male
i dobut it.Just because Zog emperor won, doesn't mean the judges stopped being kikes.
bd017e No.14138781
>>14138771
Success got to his head. Started thinking everything was because of his own self.
Then the money. And the dumb women. Cars. Restaurants. He basically went full on new money nigger.
ff17b3 No.14138824
>>14138609
Here is the lowest point so far. A small group of players organise to keep it above zero.
4f0afd No.14138886
>>14138771
>Cliffy used to be a lovable idiot
No. He always was a worthless, arrogant douchebag.
58d1a5 No.14138896
>>14138307
I want to fuck Elfu and start a family with her.
>>14138446
>yet another "hero shooter"
>good
How could it turn out good if the very idea behind the project was shit?
>>14138264
I really don't know what he was thinking.
Between his terrible attitude, the state of the market and the kind of game he was making, how could anyone have expected success?
You can talk shit about Blunderborn all you like, but at least that game was only bad.
It came out at the same time as Kikewatch, which was a terrible mistake on the devs' part, but at least those bastards didn't fling shit at everyone around them, even if the game had retarded things like the "feminism is awesome!" announcement.
21d64f No.14138897
>>14138824
lol it must be the devs and employees themselves, I bet they just launch it and keep it running just for that
d25ebd No.14138900
With character designs like this how could it lose? Must be the Nazis fault.
b51da6 No.14138911
>>14138896
>How could it turn out good if the very idea behind the project was shit?
I know it's easy to just repeat shit you've heard but class based shooters aren't always bad.
58d1a5 No.14138932
>>14138911
Sure.
I liked Battlefield 1942 and 2142.
But look at what Lawbreakers looked like and how they were going to make it play.
It's like someone wanted to make a bad Quake 3 clone in 2017 with classes.
Does that sound appealing to you?
a8ebad No.14138944
>>14138776
>Goolag hires illegally
>fires a guy for questioning Progressive orthodoxy
>gets sued
>all evidence points to illegal behavior
>kike judge (((rules in favor of Google)))
>public outrage
>actual majority of people get mad that they are now the oppressed
>Damore is now the face of a civil rights movement
Nothing happens in a vacuum. As long as there is no directly contradictory evidence, the discovery phase should unearth enough bullshit to nail Google to the wall and could potentially open them up to federal investigation into illegal business practices that could land them in enough hot water to tank their stock price, force them to fire executives, and scare a lot of powerful CEOs that run their companies the same way.
Suddenly, Twitter, Facebook, Starbucks, Amazon, '''EA, Activision/Blizzard**, and numerous others are going to be looked at for statements made and what will undoubtedly be disenfranchised employees now empowered by Damore's attack on Google. Investors are going to think twice before spending any money or effort on a company that could potentially be a target for investigation, because even rumblings of federal action has an impact on a market based on speculation.
Has your company made any statement in the last 5 years that could lead someone to believe you are left-leaning, anti-Trump, or critical of people who fit into a certain majority category? Twitter 'accidentally' deleted Trump's account for 12 minutes. Facebook has been in hot water for allowing 'fake news', propaganda, data collection, the automatic categorization of people based on their race, gender, age, and sexuality which is proven, and a violation of civil rights. Starbucks reaffirmed a commitment to hiring refugees at a time when veterans are unemployed and starving. EA blamed bad publicity on homophobes and haters while settling cases of violating employment rights and liquidating companies to purchase other studios.
It would be foolish to think the Damore lawsuit against Google isn't a massive happening. Google is likely to lose. If he wins, Damore could absolutely push it and punish any of these fucking media outlets that wrote blatantly libelous articles about him, which would give Trump even more leverage to reform defamation laws. The civil rights violations are a no-brainer and would result in a gigantic flip of public opinion that could potentially redpill millions on the goings-on of major companies hiring on quotas, pushing visas for cheap labor, and outsourcing phone banks and manufacturing overseas; all of that feeds into the immigration reform debate and strengthens the traditional conservative arguments.
Nothing happens in a vacuum. Think five steps ahead at a minimum.
>pic related
>nobody thought Gawker could lose
>people are still defending that shithole
>a crowdfund to "Save Gawker" just failed
>righteous indignation is still winning
Remember that these people did the same bullshit, defending actions taken against a white man that would have them run out of town if they were taken against a nigger or a woman. Don't underestimate the power of the law when someone takes the right steps to punish illegality. Google will have to falsify a lot of documents to protect themselves if Damore is right, and that's still not a guarantee that they won't crumble.
b51da6 No.14138946
>>14138932
No, of course, but the problem these is that they don't know how to design a good shooter, not that it's a hero shooter.
6f8ea6 No.14138957
NONE OF THAT 60 DOLLAR MULTIPLAYER ONLY BULLSHIT
58d1a5 No.14138970
>>14138946
Fair enough then.
Maybe if someone made a good TF2 clone for once I wouldn't jump to conclusions every time.
047978 No.14138985
>>14138944
>public outrage
This is where you're wrong. People wouldn't care, and if they care at all it wouldn't be for long. Google is far larger than Gawker, and people won't throw away all the "conveniences" that Google provides no matter how obvious it is that they're doing shady shit.
6416f5 No.14139018
>>14138985
All the #MeToo bullshit in the media following Weinstein's behavior has made people more warmed up to sexual allegations. To use kike's "gender" construct against them, by bridging the gap between sexual misconduct and discrimination based on gender, is a wonderful bit of irony
016aac No.14139088
>>14138570
50% chink and 50% everyone else. But chinks have only a few and shitty servers so they shit up all the other regions.
e00e85 No.14139090
>>14138946
I'll repost what I always say when Lawbreakers is mentioned here:
Lawbreakers is a class-based arena shooter. But a terrible one.
It's fundamentally a large amount of good and interesting ideas thrown together when they simply don't work well together unless you actually design the game and the maps for that specific kind of thing.
Otherwise, the entire feature of class-based gameplay ends up actually being an horrible detriment for you.
The worst offender is the presence of both hitscan and projectile weapons on the same battlefield, which isn't anything knew in the industry except this game puts a huge focus on outdoor fights across large open areas with 0G.
While you can still pull off some sick airshots with your bazooka or grenade launcher, any other player can pick just about any hitscan weapon, especially the long range ones, and kill you much faster and easier.
This means that every heavy class with projectiles (or short range weapons) is voided from joining everyone else in 0G, where a lot of the game happens.
Those classes were supposed instead to shine in the few closed indoor areas, however since the classes with hitscan weaponry also tend to have quite decent movement skills (grappling hooks, triple jumps, dashes, blinks) they can usually pop in from any angle, unload a burst of damage and move out before you can kill them.
I repeat: heavier classes only kill players that allow themselves to be killed. You're gimping yourself by picking any of those classes.
Then there's the class balance. Ever heard some faggot say "who cares about balance, that's anti-fun!", well here's a neat story to tell them next time they spout that shit.
During the free beta weekend, every game saw people swapping classes and trying them all. But as time went on, more and more people switched to Wraith and stuck with it.
Why? Because the Wraith had a triple jump (or wall jump for extra distance) that was available from the second he touched the groundm unlike the Assassin that had a cooldown on his grappling hooks and shared it with his dashes.
Then he could fire an explosive knife for the best burst damage in the game that also doubled as a mine for traps (you had to manually shoot it, but still)
Plus, he could dash on the ground, making him an harder target to hit, gaining speed for a while.
And his passive ability was that he could quick-melee targets at low health to instantly finish them off.
So a Wraith would casually impersonate Naruto jumping around so nobody could hit him, throw an explosive knife on your face, then dash and shoot towards you for a final stab and that was it for you. This could happen in the time it took to turn around and face him by the way.
Now, that's the worst offender, but there's plenty of other stuff. The cowboy guy was a gunslinger but both revolvers did different things. One was full auto for short range combo, the other was a chargeable shot you could snipe with and kill everyone in one shot, two for the harder classes. And he had a dash he could use to teleport a bit and throw people off. The cowboy could stand near 0G areas and casually pick people off at a distance and anyone going near him would find it was actually a lot harder to kill than it looks like.
You also have the underpowered classes that were mostly the "tanks". There's really no point in making a class that's slow and uses unwieldy weapons compared to everyone else if you're also gonna make it like it dies really fucking fast. I'm not kidding, the classes with the biggest health pool in the game could go down in 2-3 seconds (while everyone else could go in 1-2).
Some of them actually had the coolest design and pretty decent weapons\skills but everyone else could shit in their mouth so there was no point in playing them at all.
There's also a lot of mental retardation in some classes. The Valkyrie was a winged minigun-wielding assault class that got better aim the longer it fired and regained fuel by damaging people.
The idea is that you start chasing someone with your jetpack while you're firing and as long as you keep hitting them, you regain fuel to keep the chase on.
In practice, you'd cause no damage for the first seconds due to initial shit aim and when you finally caught up with your target, you had no fuel and had to reload so you're pretty much defenseless.
e00e85 No.14139145
>>14139090
There was also an interesting gamemode about capturing 3 nodes and you only score if all 3 nodes are captured, gaining a point for each point that your team capped and resetting the round until you acrue a certain amount of damage.
They even made a point give out a large burst that threw you around, something that not many people understood but the idea was using that boost to reach the next point faster.
In reality, everyone ignored their first point and rushed the middle since everyone else was doing the same and you didn't wanted to lose the middle point in a 4v5 fight. Afterwards, you'd never cap your first point since if you did so, the other team would win 2 points and therefore what was supposed to be a relatively fast gamemode ended up lasting far longer than it should.
Then there was a gamemode about capturing a sort of bomb that you had to charge in your base and then deliver to the oposing team. They could take it from you at any point and do their part as well.
Again, an interesting idea too. The game starts neutral, both teams rushing the middle for the objective and once one team captures it, they now must play defensively while the other team attacks and once the charge is completed, the roles are inverted.
The problem is of course the high-movement of most classes and the low TTK that made sure the switch between these modes happened frequently. The second you took the bomb, you could be back at your base charging it in about 3-5 seconds. But since you'd die with a single breeze of anyone passing by, it would fall in the enemies hands fast anyway.
It made for a very confusing experience and most people gave up entirely, spending the entire match playing Deathmatch instead.
That's gameplay, but then there's character design and if you care about those things, lore and story.
See, most class-based shooters have to make it perfectly clear just what exactly does a class do with it's appearance. Not just so the enemy team can recognize it easily, but also for the sake of making unique and interesting characters that do make sense for their archetype. This is often mentioned in the "TF2 silhouettes" but it emcompasses a bit more than that.
This is why all the classes in TF2 with low health pool are slim and tall while the bigger health pools see a more robust body type. Overwatch has every tank be quite the sizeable guy while other classes are much smaller.
You must also communicate some aspect of what a character can do and what his playstyle is by design, which is why the Scout has an hunched posture and a cocky attitude while the Spy has a mischeveous but calm look.
It's why Reinhart's Hammer is actually that big, so you know what's gonna happen to you when you get near, and why Mercy has an outfit that makes her look like a nurse.
Ideally, you want very specialized and individual characteristics to make truly unique characters that not only play differently but also feel differently.
Meanwhile, what does Lawbreakers give you? A bunch of tossers in futuristic armor suits. Some of it is heavy armor, some of it are spandex suits, but overall it looks more like the air force academy dropouts decided to hang around.
I'm not joking, a lot of the characters could be said to be an entirely different class and you wouldn't know otherwise. The best tidbits are probably the robot characters and that because they are robots instead of more humans, but then again those are also the heavier classes that nobody cared for playing anyway.
Their looks are just incredibly non-descriptive with the exception of some incredibly retarded exagerations. One of the Assassins has prostethic legs, I suppose that it's for the joke of being an acrobatic character but also for the representation of disabled characters. Another is a black girl with some pom poms for an haircut, that she keeps on even with an helmet on her head.
Overall, I don't even think the representation or agenda pushing actually got the oportunity to give this game as much a bad rap than you'd think. It was just a lot of interesting ideas very badly executed with characters that had no appeal whatsoever. I'd rather play Battleborn than this.
1cac57 No.14139149
Looks like Lawbreakers is not da wei
7d190b No.14139226
>>14139149
your ebola is not allowed in this land
2e3de4 No.14139267
>http://steamcharts.com/app/270450
>robot roller-derby disco dodgeball almost has more players than BILLION DOLLAR IP lawbreakers
>robot dodgeball requires more skill to play than lawbreakers
>robot dodgeball runs smoother than lawbreakers
79cf64 No.14139344
>>14139149
>>14139226
Do not even fucking think of trying to toucha mah sphaget
f7d71c No.14139397
>>14139226
>>14139344
I want these memes dead already
9fc7f6 No.14139415
>>14139267
That's a fun fucking game
578112 No.14139478
c5934b No.14139480
9533d5 No.14139513
>zero fucking players
good now we can use lawbreakers servers to communicate free of government spies
139eda No.14139534
>>14139513
>implying
The company is letting the government spy on the servers to recoup losses.
62428f No.14139573
>>14139478
Normalfag "memes", it will be dead soon like that frog on a monocycle
f82e94 No.14139667
>There are more people playing the joke game Bad Rats
692ebe No.14139686
89e6bb No.14139704
>>14139027
>have never met a solid cuban woman
And they better pray to God they never do, because it's a horrible experience
Hispanic women are barely a step above negroes
3986a7 No.14139914
>>14139573
>frog on a monocycle
1c9d5b No.14139951
>>14139573
That was a forced /b/ meme that got popular the very first day it was made and died in a week.
ea0ed7 No.14140055
>>14140045
Here, have this again.
cc85f1 No.14140111
>>14138375
The necklace would probably piss off Tumblr even more than the normal hair and the attractive body.
578112 No.14140122
>>14140111
It already did in the thread that image was made. People with tumblr gifs and goon punctuation were coming in and getting gigatriggered over it.
49c967 No.14140188
>>14138446
>it's kind of sad actually if it wasn't a shit game it wouldn't have been a shit game
1bcda5 No.14140237
>>14140229
Is that first image usually saved as fun time tonite.jpg or are you one dedicated autist who loves to post it at every opportunity?
824287 No.14140346
>>14138944
Maybe we should try and start some rumors about more class action lawsuits filed on shitty diversity mongering companies while the iron is hot.
3f278f No.14140476
>>14138307
Okay, since you posted best girl.
48aaf6 No.14144031
>>14139688 (heil'd)
Also, has anyone got source on the song?
fcb39f No.14144107
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>>14144031
It´s a commie song though.
d98eb8 No.14144125
>>14139667
>that spike on January 8
what the fuck
9ef79d No.14144295
>>14140045
Oh look, it's the assmad weebaboo from the other Lawbreakers thread.
Still angry that your waifu will never be real?
9d8e81 No.14144485
>>14140237
Actually, I saved it with its original filename and posted it elsewhere in the vain hope someone would give me the source, I want to have a fun time tonight too
9d8e81 No.14144499
>>14139414
I will never understand people who make these. The original thing was pretty funny itself, but it got run into the ground in like half a day.
8d1f45 No.14144521
>>14144107
Sono Chi No Commie-me
9ef79d No.14144652
>>14144453
>doesn't know the meaning of the word impotent
>implying you've gotten laid
>implying you like 2D girls not because you were too beta for 3D girls
>implying I like Lawbreakers
Oh I'm laffin'.
611a1a No.14144667
>>14138650
>I go to look at a video of the gameplay to try to prove this wrong.
>It's real.
Also, checking your id dubs.
893a28 No.14144672
>>14139090
>So a Wraith would casually impersonate Naruto jumping around so nobody could hit him, throw an explosive knife on your face, then dash and shoot towards you for a final stab and that was it for you. This could happen in the time it took to turn around and face him by the way.
Glass cannons that are also fast will always be able to make up the "glass" part of the class and break the game in half. What's so hard about making a light class with light HP also do light damage? I'm sure it's not that difficult to make up the difference with more powerful utility abilities.
611a1a No.14144707
>>14144652
Stop trying to fit in, goon. Go back to your SA hugbox.
a4d826 No.14144716
>>14144652
>hur ur a virgin!
>lusting after fat 3D whores
>posting Cuckjima
You're worse than he is >>>/somethingawful/
611a1a No.14144751
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>Guy is a Twitch Streamer
>He plays Lawbreakers
>The queue is so bad that he fills the time playing a 99 cent platformer
>His stream is more excited about the 99 cent platformer than Lawbreakers
2e3de4 No.14144764
>>14139415
It is.
It makes me sad that more people don't play it.
4a1d2a No.14144894
>>14138297
<His wife is also in mafia-run pornos to pay-off debts
666197 No.14144962
Is anyone down to try and find a match? Ive played consecutive games when the player count was low. I actually enjoy the game, feel free to laugh.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060632696/
587dc1 No.14144999
>>14138307
Yamada Erufu was made for breeding.
11105e No.14145083
>>14138446
>this might've actually been a good game
Sure thing, Cliffy
3f5e69 No.14145202
>>14144751
>frothyfaggot
I knew he was a faggot, but I never knew he'd be desperate enough to play NoTakers.
85a0f0 No.14145228
>>14144999
>>14138307
Was this show even good? I heard it was just another attempt at Oriemo but lewder so people took it less seriously since they were trying to portray that incest is immoral while making you want to fuck the characters as much as possible.
1d2431 No.14145403
What the fuck is lawbreakers?
I keep seeing this name everywhere and i don't understand.
9de253 No.14145425
>>14145228
>they were trying to portray that incest is immoral
They never did that actually.
Also, um, Lawbreakers is a shit game, being on topic here.
e63424 No.14145446
>>14144962
>I actually enjoy the game
Pic related
>feel free to laugh
I will. faggot
7b13eb No.14145650
>>14145228
>just another attempt at Oriemo
It makes you think that at first but then the little sis is an actually good NET (NEET but technically missing one of the Es due to employment) imouto, aside from how cold she can be when her brother is perverted whatsoever.
7b9dda No.14145697
Are there any good class-based shooters at this point? Overwatch is ActiBlizz shit, Paladins already wasn't great but recently intentionally shat the bed in order to suck up as many China bucks as they can get before letting the game die, LawBreakers is LawBreakers. It seems like every attempt at the genre has bad characters, bad design, bad companies, or no players. I just want to have fun
0e1e3f No.14145710
>>14145697
TF2 is still fun.
105e70 No.14145711
>>14145697
Honestly I can't think of any that have a decent sized playerbase. You're going to have to go out of your way to find matchmaking or organize something with randos online
3f278f No.14145714
>>14144652
>wanting to stick your dick in a 3dpd
Where do you think you are? That's not an insult here like it is on reddit.
3f278f No.14145733
>>14145725
He probably means hikikomori
146dc0 No.14145781
>>14138563
How is that even possible? I thought Slavs, chinks and huemonkeys play games on shitty toasters. PUBG is quite demanding considering how completely unoptimized it really is.
578112 No.14145786
>>14145781
They grew up with shit like Duke 3d on Gensis and the Zeebo. I don't think they care about optimization.
46691f No.14145792
>>14145781
We caught up to the globalized hell that is the post 2007 (for you) or 2010 (for us) internet.
t.slav
1b325e No.14145872
>>14145792
May God have mercy on the Slavs.
acf8ce No.14147006
>>14138251
See this, this is the time for the dance thread.
4d870d No.14148716
I thought Christmas day was three weeks ago?
54a444 No.14148781
>>14138650
>Fingerless Glove Meter
Why does that sound so familiar? Wasn't that something in Progress Quest?
f39c99 No.14148826
>>14145781
Cybercafe man, it's huge in chinkland and taiwan, you can actually live in one and become turbo neet without even owning a pc.
54a444 No.14148851
They have to shut the servers down soon, right? The game has less than 50 regular players.
45a470 No.14149153
Anybody got the screencap of all the shitposts we made on the coupleofgeeks video?
c5ad21 No.14149165
>>14138251
I was genuinely interested in this game when it was first announced, and I'm sure plenty of people were. Funny how being such a hardcore SJW will drive away all your customers.
f39c99 No.14149667
>>14148851
off topic: Just curious, how many regular players are on xonotic?
8fd392 No.14149773
>2 people you know are part of the all-time peak
d061f0 No.14149917
Cliff needs to stick to being a cuck and leave game design to people with talent.
3946ae No.14150289
>>14138251
Like salt in the wind.
45a470 No.14150377
>>14150363
Dumbass, he's doing fine enough by himself. All we have to do is sit and watch.
45a470 No.14151509
>>14151487
I prefer watching the world burn instead of setting it all on fire.
01da12 No.14151565
>>14150264
free will is a myth, religion is a joke
a0d577 No.14151597
>>14138375
>wearing a cross necklace
This would generate more salt than her being hot.
ef492a No.14151622
>>14140111
>>14140122
>>14151597
Is this because anti-christianity has been in full force for decades?
3a8043 No.14151684
>>14138251
I'm making a niche video game tower defence and shit like that makes me worry that for all my effort it won't even break 1000 copies sold.
55 unique towers, some cool mechanics, open source
370790 No.14151869
>>14151684
Just like most restaurants, your game will probably fail too. But it's better to spend your time making a game, aquiring skills, dealing with shit, than to just sit on your ass behind a computer doing nothing.
add some sexy girls, that should draw in some people like a boob tower or something, but make it serious enough so it isn't just goat-simulator tier
370790 No.14151957
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>>14151869
and you'll have shit to show your interviewer on your resume when you apply somewhere
578112 No.14151983
>>14151622
The Chrisitanity itself has nothing to do with it so much as the assumed white connotations. They don't get asshurt over Mexican Catholics for example.
578112 No.14152004
>>14151957
> when you apply somewhere
Please don't actually do this. It's much better to live even mostedly as a one man team than join the current year development machine.
58d1a5 No.14152010
>>14151684
There are a lot of TD games out there, but if nothing else, at least it'll be a learning experience and you might get some sales in the end.
Don't expect it to be the next Skyrim to normalfags, though.
>>14151869
It's not really a failure if he doesn't go bankrupt and loses his house.
If it's a small side thing, it can be pretty good and he will get better.
That's important.
Even that fag who made Five Nights at Freddy's had to start somewhere before his shit become popular with autists.
3a8043 No.14152088
>>14152010
Yeah I know but most of them are shit, even the ones touted as great are pretty fucking lame, hence I'm even busy doing it. And the fucking youtd, holy shit, it says it's the ultimate TD game but it's all just the same fucking tower with different skins and DPS values.
58d1a5 No.14152156
>>14152088
Well, as long as it's balanced for both single and multiplayer, it should at least get some notice.
You won't be getting the Warcraft 3 TD audience, but those guys we, although I mostly stick to ladder nowadays don't play anything else anyway, so it's fine.
Most Warcraft 3 TD maps are awful anyway, don't look to them for inspiration.
What I always hated about TD was that it became an exercise in figuring out how many lives you can afford to lose on certain waves after replaying and figuring everything out.
So try to avoid that. Having multiple difficulty settings also helps.
3a8043 No.14152316
>>14152156
I don't intend to have difficulty settings, however each map can be completed with rankings from C to S. Levels are time limited and you get ranked by kills, so you need to summon waves prematurely to get a good rank. Simply surviving until the timer goes to zero is pretty easy. Also a lot of towers do different things (sometimes entirely) than just put out certain amount of DPS, so their usefulness mainly depends on application strategy. Even those towers that do focus on putting out DPS, each have unique quirks that make them better in some scenarios and worse in others.
ac7861 No.14152361
>>14151587
Right back at ya, brother.
72d156 No.14153113
>>14152156
Element TD in dota 2 is pretty goodm
c5ad21 No.14154255
3f278f No.14154257
>>14151684
>tower defence
>niche
578112 No.14154417
>>14154257
I'd fill Kizuna's niche with my tower defense if you know what I mean.
01da12 No.14154530
>>14154255
Boku No Pico: Bob Johnson edition
578112 No.14154532
>>14154487
Don't mind if I do.
ec13b7 No.14154570
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Someone should webm these for posteriority
8efc21 No.14154698
>>14138900
It's like they tried their very hardest to make the characters ugly, but not ugly enough to be comical.
8ee3d9 No.14155010
624eef No.14155187
>>14154698
BioWare has the corner on the "so-ugly-its-funny" market
ff17b3 No.14155270
Battleborn vs Lawbreakers
cc7c4d No.14155409
>>14140218
who is this semen demon
5d931b No.14155546
>>14145697
Hawken used to be good.
f3c0cc No.14155837
>>14144652
>lel ur a virgin
with pride fag
found the roastie, 3dpd deserve death
f39c99 No.14156114
>>14144652
小鸟 = small bird, 懦夫 = coward
W
E
W
ff17b3 No.14158840
It 'JUST hit zero. For real this time.
292e19 No.14158854
>>14154698
not even niggers want this
17cbd1 No.14158857
>>14158854
Why is it ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING AFRO
bd29cc No.14158866
>>14158857
Because of diversity holy shit cisanon don't you get it?
292e19 No.14158882
>>14158866
they've still got a few progressive steps to take before they create a realistic black woman.
17cbd1 No.14158887
>>14158882
She have a skin disease or something?
578112 No.14158889
>>14158857
They all use assets from the same outsourced studios. This isn't even a joke.
292e19 No.14158905
>>14158887
wow anon, stop with the bigotry, she was the #metoo starter.
abd68d No.14158928
>>14158882
Why do things like this exist? How do genes that shit get passed on to the next generation?
093595 No.14158935
>>14158928
Because niggers are stupid and have no standards.
c0dc06 No.14158936
>>14144652
Do you know how easy it is to get pussy if you're a decently presentable man in his 30s with a stable job? You don't need to be extroverted, they come at you, sure you miss out on the introverted ones but most women are extroverted anyway. You then just need to pump them and dump them.
5dc911 No.14158948
>>14158928
somehow the most digusting part of that webm is the little spit into the bag at 0:42
d60bee No.14158968
>>14158887
Yeah, it's called being a really fucking ugly nigger. It's fortunately terminal.
a1771d No.14159029
>>14159020
That is a suit.
292e19 No.14159036
>>14159020
thats a suit nigger.
cc7c4d No.14159143
>>14159020
this would be perfect if there was a shartstain
e5e569 No.14159162
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>>14144107
For whatever reason, communists makes the most consistently good music.
424833 No.14159164
>>14158866
That second one would be much more powerful (and normie friendly) if you removed the text and just kept the flags and game titles.
42003d No.14159247
>>14138251
Fucking AvP 2010 has more players than Battleborn and LawBreakers
578112 No.14159316
>>14159247
A private server for a dead MMO hosted by one guy on this very site has, had?, more players than this.
457943 No.14159506
>>14138446
That's what Overwatch is.
98a4a5 No.14159532
>>14159247
That's only because Alien is a big franchise.
b79bd5 No.14159570
>>14138297
>>14138307
>>14138260
>Indie Japanese game with not marketing and can only do 1v1 matches has more people playing on line then lawbreakers.
b6c482 No.14160813
>>14138251
How is that possible, you'd think at least there would be a 1 player count from cliffyb's house. It doesn't have to be active, just a dedicated shitbox pc to log in to the game or some shit.
>>14138279
>None of that people playing my game bullshit
Made me sensibly chuckle. Have a (You).
0fc6a8 No.14161460
>>14158866
Three of those afro chicks are from games that take place in 60's/70's where that look was popular.
2291f8 No.14162240
>>14138375
>not realizing that interspecies sex had just happened on the bed and that dog is Cliffy's lover
2291f8 No.14162252
>>14158905
I can't believe anyone would sexually harass that… that!
e0a866 No.14162637
>>14139951
>pic
Is that an actual manga? Source?
18644b No.14163370
>>14151587
But this isn't a fun time at all
>>14158854
This so fucking much. Nigger dweebs are enormous children who just want things to go down in as much of an epic fashion as it comes. They don't give a fuck if the person doing the shooting and bulking is an aryan white supremacist, a latino, an alien or whatever you've got, they just want a power fantasy they can immerse themselves in.
>>14158866
Ironically it's because they don't want to use established stereotypes for black characters AND because they need it to be a strong independent woman. It's ironic because they ended up creating another stereotype, since all these characters are indistinguishable from each other, to the point that they're objectifying blacks more than japs ever could.
f939ee No.14163485
>>14156114
Those kanji don't look the same, though I am speaking as someone who doesn't know japanese.
f939ee No.14163498
>>14158928
Part of the reason niggers still exist is that they'll make a lot of niglets with any breeding sow, Africa is a harsh place.