606afd No.14104697
After years of nonstop praise and dick sucking of the Mass Effects games, I'm glad Andromeda finally killed it.
There, I said it. Fuck You
fdc0e4 No.14104701
>>14104697
But ME3 already killed it.
0f94ee No.14104703
What tf was wrong with Andromeda?
678c08 No.14104709
>>14104703
ikr, my goty tbh
1f1a35 No.14104724
gee anon, what an original thought to have on 8chan's video games board
I am excited and slightly intimidated by your edge, and can safely assure you that you now definitely Fit In
3f6b8e No.14104728
b47f84 No.14104751
>tfw the only Bioware game I ever played was Neverwinter Nights
>it was so shit I wrote the company off as shit years ago
Feels good man.
11f1d7 No.14104790
Even fucking Reddit fits in better then you cuckchan! Even fucking Reddit!
215255 No.14104825
>>14104703
Needed more spinach.
c362b7 No.14104828
>>14104751
neverwinter nights fucking ruled though
d51e46 No.14104837
>>14104751
not to be an apologist or anything, but NWN's flaw was the marketing. The ads were promising a grand adventure, but the team had been promising a tool for making grand adventures
740d01 No.14105005
>>14104697
>killed it
ME3 was supposed to kill it, but it raised enough money to allow the release of Andromeda.
ME is not dead. They will keep releasing garbage for a few years. Even if they keep failing, they will continue to do the usual trick of a few years of silence and then release.
2d57f1 No.14105029
Mass Effect was never good.
740d01 No.14105040
>>14105029
МЕ1 was mediocre. Later entries couldn't even live up to mediocre.
aae3ef No.14105044
>>14104697
That's not how you spell ME2
7278b0 No.14105068
Holy shit I just figured this shit out.
Andromeda was a princess from Greek mythology who, as divine punishment for her mother's bragging, was chained to a rock as a sacrifice to a sea monster.
But this time no one swoops in and saves her. Everyone has been bragging about the series (the mother) and Andromeda is the death of everything (the princess). The sea monster could be considered the player base.
They aptly named the fucking death so god damn well.
81ebef No.14105072
never played a mass effect game, and i never will. they looked pretty shit tbh
fa2856 No.14105076
I thought mass effect 1 was great other than the mako and the average combat. I enjoy games that present a believable world with shit to explore in them. That's one of the reasons I loved morrowind, things made sense in the game even when they shouldn't. I plan to play the other two games eventually though.
009daf No.14105083
>>14104697
>having any kind of faith in NuBioware to make a decent game.
ae68a8 No.14105089
b12be1 No.14105117
>>14104697
>There, I said it. Fuck You
You're acting like this is a controversial opinion here.
d5128a No.14105530
I'm somewhat excited at the idea of buying ME:A from a bargain bin (max 5$) , unplug my ps4 from the net and playing this trainwreck unpatched.
I mean, I don't want to lose my chance to land on the first planet and learn how the first npc you met was named Bob before becoming a tranny
0d3dee No.14105562
>>14104701
I would still see people defending it "so what if the ending sucked it was still a good game otherwise!!!"
82308a No.14105589
The series stopped receiving dicksucking after ME1 you ignorant pleb.
85f0f0 No.14105617
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>>14104697
your just jealous of Diversity white boi
smh cuz Cumskins so fragle cuz they not got solar powered melanin
fda80e No.14105628
Mass Effect is wasted potential, no point in talking about it past ME2.
dabafa No.14105869
>>14105530
>I don't want to lose my chance to land on the first planet and learn how the first npc you met was named Bob before becoming a tranny
It's a shame that they patched that character 2 times before getting rid of his forced backstory.
2ef96d No.14108181
>>14105617
>Being so butthurt over bantz that you have to pretend to go over someone's house because of kindergarden level bantz.
This is embarrassing.
58af86 No.14108209
>>14105068
>when meme magic mis-fires
GG no RE, not like ME3 wasnt already a huge fuck you
>>14105869
>>14108177
>the pistol isnt "reversed"
Good, but could be better
8a03f8 No.14108251
>>14108209
I still have no fucking idea what they were thinking when they came up with PB.
36767a No.14108280
>>14108267
This can be classified as sexting to underage in some countries. Really. Borderline exploitation of sexuality.
152447 No.14108417
Andromeda has provided me with some of the deepest belly laughs of this generation and since Mass Effect has been a piece of trash since the first one released I'm glad the series finally gained some semblance of value for me.
107d15 No.14108513
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>>14105005
>They will keep releasing garbage for a few years.
ME is dead. If Bioware doesn't get euthanized by EA because of Anthem underperforming, then the next ME game is going to be a reboot lootbox game with an mmo-shooter skin.
34c41e No.14108567
331ec2 No.14117825
>>14108267
"Asian people are not black"
Man, a 5 year old Cawadooty kid is smarter than the people in charge of reporting news at the BBC.
87c804 No.14117884
I haven't heard about this game in a long time, have they patched it or released DLC for it at all?
a80e54 No.14118220
>>14105005
>They will keep releasing garbage for a few years.
<Andromeda DLC cancelled
<Planned Mass Effect titles canned
Bioware or what is left of it. Might continue releasing stuff in general but ME is dead with Biocucks praying that it will be gone soon too.
a80e54 No.14118227
>>14108251
>I still have no fucking idea what they were thinking when they came up with PB.
<What is Tumblr?
2ccb80 No.14118232
>>14105005
This. Andromeda was the worst bioware title so far. It sold 3 fucking millions at launch. Still, the game gave bioware a bad name. Let's see how anthem performs, if it's the flop i hope, bioware is gonna be kill and the IPs are going to go to an other studio.
6564c6 No.14118234
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This is the only good thing that came out of Andromeda.
18ab57 No.14118259
>>14108251
It's "going against the grain: the character". It's loud and energetic instead of quiet and reserved, it's hideous instead of fairly good looking, and it's main motivation is not acting like an asari. It's so bad you'd think a high school student wrote it during their sophomore year.
dabafa No.14118444
>>14108251
She's a Joss Whedon character.
Every [current year] writer is Tumblr fanfiction-tier, all they write are characters who act and speak like if they were in a Joss Whedon tv show.
Look at every big AAA game (see Destiny 2 for example), every new tv show, every new Marvel comic book, they all act and speak the same: the sarcastic and "lol I'm so random" type of character. It's never entertaining, it's never funny.
None of the chraracters are likable in ME:A (excepted Drack but he's treated like shit by everyone). Cora is a human who is larping as an Asari huntress, the nigger only cares about himself and fucks everything up, the female turian is a female Garrus who is sarcastic, the ASMR girl licks rocks, the gay engineer is a faggot and the new alien is a first pass in Z-brush who acts like Garrus.
c43a53 No.14118479
>>14104828
In mp sure, in sp it sucked ass.
e6a7bc No.14118555
>Mass effucked
>dicksucking
Post the autism porn already
b724ce No.14118579
>>14118444
this is what happens when you reboot the game late and give the team around a year to reassemble something from assets
a lot of green devs who dont have enough experience doesnt help either
37366d No.14118583
>>14108251
>>14118259
>I'm ugly
>my intelligence is well below average
>I am socially inept
>my hygiene is abhorrent
>I am completely unmotivated
>I express every sign of bad genetics and it is only natural that all those around me should be repulsed
>I'm just doing me though, fuck the haters
PB is that feminist self-insert you see in all this geek-oriented B-media.
b724ce No.14118587
>>14118579
only way this could even happen is if publisher allows these things slide and doesnt care about the devs
2e1ef2 No.14118723
>>14118657
why is this attractive to me.
3ae72f No.14118745
>>14118723
You're a sexual predator.
2e1ef2 No.14118752
>>14118745
actually i think it's the incest
6d5345 No.14118766
>>14118723
You want to have sex with your retarded sister
a80e54 No.14118864
>>14118766
What if he doesn't have one?
b27a35 No.14118933
>>14108251
>i'm a self-hating asari rebel-without-a-cause and claim asari culture is so stifling even though the asari are the most welcoming, accepting, open-armed species in the galaxy
>my motivation to go on this one-way trip to another galaxy is that the milky way is old hat even though less than 1% of its star systems have been explored
Peebee, like Sera from DA:I, are self-inserts for the vain, self-centered, narcissistic white girls who fancy themselves victims, use tumblr all day, and are the majority of people who'll buy BioWare games no matter what. Basically this >>14118583
ME:A is filled with characters defined by their irrational quirkiness alone. Even Vetra and Drack, the only ME:A characters I consider serviceable, are mostly retreads of OT characters.
aa5010 No.14118971
>>14118864
he'll borrow yours
3e3350 No.14119262
>>14105562
Unfortunately, yes, most people are still retarded. Thankfully Andromeda was so bad that even the mentally handicapped couldn't defend it.
ddbf44 No.14119281
698076 No.14119315
I tried playing ME1 around 4 times over the years since its release, each attempt lasting around 2-3 hours each.
Its just terrible, I have no idea how can anyone stomach this shit, let alone become a fan and play sequels of it.
ddbf44 No.14119323
>>14119315
How can you dislike a cover shooter with a rotten star trek plot?!
9692f7 No.14119343
>>14104697
>Andromeda
>Not ME2
>>Lets create ammo for weapons that can fire infinitely because muh CoD crowd
ME2 fucked all the potential lore of ME universe. It was The Last Jedi before The Last Jedi and it was cool to shit on lore as well as make excuses for shitting on lore.
>Fallout 3
FO was too old between games for anyone to really care.
3e3350 No.14119380
>>14119315
It was decent for the time period. Unfortunately there wasn't really anything like it at the time. Going back and trying to play it today is a huge pain - the character movement is awkward as fuck, combat is clunky, traversing large spaces like the Citadel is a sleep-inducing task and the inventory management screen's previous job was ruling over the lower pits of hell. ME2 improved on some of this but sacrificed huge portions of the RPG experience. ME3 tried to fix that but was way shittier than either of the first two games. I don't need to say anything about Andromeda.
Sadly the series never really got the proper treatment it deserved.
dbf209 No.14121143
>>14119380
> traversing large spaces like the Citadel is a sleep-inducing task
I fell asleep on the galactic map once because of that shitty repetitive theme.
764d56 No.14122006
>>14118657
>third image
>Sweet Sundae Ramen
Every fucking time
764d56 No.14122031
>>14119343
>He thinks ammo was Mass Effect 2's only issue
If you were hankering for a novel's worth of opinion on just what the hell went wrong with Mass Effect, I give you plenty of food for thought. Ammo? Nigger that shit doesn't even fucking scratch just what exactly went wrong. But I'll tell you thermal clips were absolutely fucking retarded, yes.
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=27792
e35399 No.14122277
Mass Effect was a great series, so fuck OP. That said, it was glorious watching the trainwreck of Andromeda. It was a beautiful experience.
>tfw I lost all my Andromeda macros and screencaps in a HD crash
cb2c76 No.14122304
>>14118227
here's the video for anyone who wants to suffer through it
e35399 No.14122306
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>>14108251
They were trying to surf the Shrek wave.
>>14105068
Brilliant.
b96d5a No.14122340
>>14104703
Literally everything.
398b31 No.14122362
>>14122304
It's fascinating how degenerate this bitch is.
>is it a success
Bitch no. Fucking lmao
e35399 No.14122393
>>14122304
>My name is…Castles
what
>200 day mark
>"He Who Shall Not Be Named"
>tranny
>looks like Teena Brandon on steroids
>collects her own piss for activist "art"
I don't usually wish ill on others, but I think this chick would benefit from a trip to the Middle East.
2c27de No.14122553
>>14118657
>tfw I got an autistic girl fetish from this
>tfw I got an autistic gf by chance and its just as good as these images show
847881 No.14122600
>>14122304
Like,
WHY
>yfw art has yet again been degenerated into an act of digusting bodily-fluid debauchery
>>14122393
Don't forget the skinny nu-male that lives with """her''''
fefb85 No.14122626
>>14122304
>flushes toilet just because zir threw a single piece of toilet paper into it
This might be the most triggering part of the whole video tbh
25fa3f No.14122660
3d32c1 No.14122697
>>14122553
I'm jealous of you anon.
at least spill the beans on how you got one
5e6372 No.14122759
>>14122626
Do they not have water where you're from?
ac3e02 No.14122763
>>14122553
>>14122660
seconding a story time
70012b No.14122772
>>14122304
presented without comment
25fa3f No.14122785
>>14122772
if only you knew how bad things truly were.
7200dd No.14122796
>>14122553
I swear to got you better sit down and write us that erotic autism fic you just promised us.
2c27de No.14122823
>>14122697
>>14122660
>>14122763
>>14122796
Well, there isn't really much to say. I saw her one day in college and I really wanted to meet her but didn't know how to introduce myself to her. I thought of a plan. You see she's in a wheelchair, and naturally has to take the elevator, so one day after finally having the nuts to talk to her, I waited outside the elevator and asked if she'd be interested in coffee. She said yes, and the Friday of that week we met up and talked. If you guys are looking for lewd stories, we haven't gotten down to fucking yet, at most we've held hands and I've played with her tits. As far as the autism goes, she believes she has autism and I believe her cause of her weird accent, and the spaghetti talk, like she apologizes and stutters for every little thing and a few other things. Sorry to let you boys down if you expected more.
sage for offtopic
7200dd No.14122874
>>14122823
Aww, that's cute.
You are now honor bound to come back in the future and regale us with tales of your eventual awkward debauchery, so we can continue to vicariously live out very specific fetishes.
2c27de No.14122886
>>14122874
Can do anon, nice ID
e35399 No.14122907
>>14122785
>>14122823
It's truly amazing how, after all these years, imageboards can still show me things that make me recoil in horror and things that warm my heart.
6ba465 No.14122925
>>14122823
Can she still feel down unda'? Can she have kids?
085552 No.14122942
>>14122823
If she really has autism, you probably seen her cover her ears with her hands like she's trying to vice grip her head.
873453 No.14122952
>>14118227
>That like to dislike ratio
2c27de No.14122966
>>14122907
I appreciate it my guy
>>14122925
Yes and yes. She said if we ever have kids, she would have to get a c-section. she's a virgin, part of the reason we still haven't fucked
>>14122942
Haven't seen that yet, iirc that only applies to those on the more severe side of the spectrum
7200dd No.14122994
>>14122942
Autism is a spectrum that can range from a screaming/fighting 250 pound adult that can't even manage toddler level reasoning skills, to someone that is high functioning with very subtle symptoms.
Have a cousin with high functioning autism, and it was years before anyone even realized it, she was just a bit "off" in behaviors that I can't really pin down. Would phrase things in unusual and sometimes humorous ways, which wasn't unexpected as 4 year old, but when she was 7 clearly something was going on.
41e412 No.14122995
>>14122907
You're saying this makes you recoil in horror, right?
8bd83d No.14126413
>>14122304
>vice
I ain't fucking clicking that
>>14122553 (checked)
prob going to regret asking but
bumping for storytime
917e21 No.14126431
>tfw no ME game where you play as a Krogan bounty hunter headbutting your way across the galaxy
f07ccc No.14126461
>>14126431
…I think the fan made ones were better
befa55 No.14126564
Did ME did because of ME, or did it die because of SJWs?
364f1e No.14126572
>>14104697
>not Mass Efukt
look up efukt.com
37366d No.14126575
>>14126564
ME died because of EA. SJWs are the carrion grubs.
ac3e02 No.14127201
>>14122823
That is adorable Anon.
331ec2 No.14127301
331ec2 No.14127309
>>14126575
EA's an American company, they ARE the SJWs.
b96d5a No.14127362
>>14126431
Damn popuko and her saucy ways.
e48c79 No.14127749
>>14127309
Hey now, they aren't all SJW's, some are just your garden variety kikes.
1d04eb No.14127846
>>14127362
I like popteamepic for what it is, but the fact it got a show is the sign japan is creatively bankrupt.
341776 No.14127859
>>14104697
oh nothing. nothing at all.
7afc8d No.14127869
>>14127846
> but the fact it got a show is the sign japan is creatively bankrupt.
Japan has been pushing out the same Moeshit for the past 15 years now and you're just realizing this?
502149 No.14127878
>>14127869
15 nigger? FOREVER
3376f8 No.14127900
>>14127859
Not gonna lie. I'd still fuck her.
d74700 No.14128039
>>14127878
>forever
Except for a brief period in the 80’s when the pushed manly shit that came from binging Schwarzenegger and Stallone movies.
a1f48c No.14128047
>>14118657
>Sexualizing my autistic disorder
Never change, /v/.
870227 No.14128069
>>14122823
Brown hair, kind of a peanut shaped head, glasses, bit of an exaggerated overbite.
Did I get all that right?
037dce No.14128139
>>14122823
Reminds me of my own story, but instead of autism the girl believed in a lot of weird new age stuff like auras and reincarnation and the such but it's basically the same thing anywayStill sad I had to let her goWe dry humped a day before she left
>like she apologizes and stutters for every little thing and a few other things
So I'm an autist too?
There's this kid I used to know 3 years ago that had autism, but he was an actual toddler and you couldn't tell he was autism besides his constant screaming when he was about 6yo, now I met him again, and he is completely different, he does weird things, but he is pretty much a normal person, in fact, I spoke the whole day with him and not the other people in the reunion Which makes me thing I really am an autist too. One weird thing I noticed is how dilated his pupils were. Also, he liked Apple and apple products a lot, so yeah, that had to be a give away.
1d04eb No.14128155
>>14127869
I don't watch much anime, nor keep up with it's trends.
558e7c No.14128209
>>14128047
You sound pretty cute, anon.
558e7c No.14128264
>>14128243
Now post your dick.
f512ef No.14128274
>>14122304
>that "art" gallery
I admit, I fucking gagged. I'm a Christian man, but I hope that thing dies very soon.
870227 No.14128275
>>14128264
>asking for dick pics from mark
558e7c No.14128348
>>14128275
Implying Mark is the only autistic fuck on this board. Nigga, you just don't wanna see penis. You gay.
558e7c No.14128372
>>14128352
>gay community
>refuses to post dick
>assumes everyone who shitposts is male
870227 No.14128387
>>14128372
Looks like you just missed him, now you have to post tits.
e35399 No.14128388
3376f8 No.14128390
>>14128139
> Also, he liked Apple and apple products a lot, so yeah, that had to be a give away.
Clearly.
e749fb No.14128410
>>14118657
This is why I came to this thread, lost these pics on an old phone. That ME:A thread we had about a year back was the best damn thread in years.
558e7c No.14128426
>>14128387
>>14128388
Post your dicks then faggots.
870227 No.14128430
>>14128426
That's not the rule, you hole.
558e7c No.14128494
>>14128430
Like I give two shits about your internet etiquette. I came here to bully an autistic fuck into showing his dick to a bunch of faggots.
5db7b4 No.14128532
>>14122304
When did the Moe Howard haircut become the standard for these freaks?
0214be No.14128545
>>14122304
So this bitch wants someone to buy a cube full of piss, and place it in from of the Trump tower? Fucking lunatic.
d5080e No.14128569
>>14128545
The only thing they're able to create is waste, and they want people to pay for it
8a451a No.14128620
Andromeda always looked bad, but I still kinda want to pinch Ryder's nostrils shut and lick her gums when she opens her mouth to breathe.
That isn't wrong, is it?
870227 No.14128629
>>14128620
It's fucking something.
d756a0 No.14128658
YFW YOU DIDN'T FALL FOR THE MASS EFFECT MEME
d756a0 No.14128684
>>14122277
>Mass Effect was a great series,
5d4227 No.14128697
>>14128532
MOE I PEED ON MY SHOE
e35399 No.14128883
>>14128684
>le bandwagon groupthink
764d56 No.14129804
>Everyone remembers Mass Effect 3 being shit
>Everyone knows Mass Effect: A was shit.
>We all somehow forget this gook
Jesus fucking Christ, I can't even begin to fathom who managed to convince the Bioware to program, code, and voice the scenes for, "My totally sweet not OC Mary Sue self-insert!" into the game. But really, this guy comes right out of fucking left field, is supposed to be Shepherd's arch rival, despite lacking anything other than negative qualities, and dies a better death than most everyone else in the game.
I know it's beating a dead horse, but God damn I hate Mass Effect.
8b6d18 No.14129809
>>14128883
>le smart independent opinion
96ccd4 No.14129829
Its unfortunate Hudsons name doesn't get thrown around as much as molyneux or todd.
764d56 No.14129843
May as well throw this in too
2c7717 No.14129844
>>14128697
Who's that ugly broad? Janis Joplin? I wouldn't fuck her with Shemp's dick!
820df5 No.14129912
>>14129804
>Nobody remember Kai Leng
Fuck you nigger, I remember that faggot. I remember him because everyone told me "Mass Effect 3 is good, it's just the ending that's bad!" These motherfuckers thought a cyborg ninja made from copypasta TVTropes shit being your primary antagonist was good. I'd gas them all if I could, fucking hell.
>>14129843
I have never seen that ending explained so well.
6f3f99 No.14129955
Post your face when you never once played a Bioware game.
f90114 No.14130029
>>14122823
Congratulations, you won the lottery
124169 No.14130086
>>14128039
Please stop acting like an expert on things you know nothing about, anon.
331ec2 No.14130370
>>14127846
>the fact it got a show is the sign japan is creatively bankrupt.
I think the bigger problem is that audiences are cancer, as can be evidenced by Code Geass getting a FOURTH season, while Shin Mazinger's been on a cliffhanger ending for almost a decade now.
aecdc9 No.14130405
>>14130370
>Code Geass getting a FOURTH season
There was a third season?
a1f48c No.14130415
>>14130370
>Pizza Hut commercial gets a 4th season
96ccd4 No.14130430
>>14130405
I think it only has 2 seasons, it got a bunch of movies though.
e35399 No.14130444
6f8079 No.14130450
>>14130430
>>14130405
>>14130370
What the fuck lads.
Do I even want to watch that?
aecdc9 No.14130495
>>14130450
Watch what? Code Geass?
It's an alright show if you're into a mecha animes with mildly thought provoking plots and grandiose visuals.
6f8079 No.14130516
>>14130495
I meant the films and this fourth one.
I already watched the first two seasons years ago.
>mildly thought provoking plots and grandiose visuals
I like the show, but don't make me laugh.
126caf No.14130540
>>14130086
I thought that was standard practice around here.
331ec2 No.14130564
>>14130405
The show about the lesbians fighting dragons was basically a spiritual third season from my understanding.
331ec2 No.14130566
>>14130495
>Geass
>Good as a mecha anime
You've never seen good mecha anime, I take it.
e9486a No.14130581
>>14130566
Pleb here. What exactly makes a good mecha anime?
for reference I've only seen NGE, Getter Robo Armageddon, G Gundan and Gurren Laggen. Well, and Giant Robo but I somehow fell like that doesn't count
870227 No.14130591
>>14130581
Gargantia wasn't completely badno bulli , wasn't exactly a mecha anime though considering the mecha were so few and far between
198a68 No.14131671
>>14118232
>>14105005
If EA dares to push Bioware to develop another Dating Simulator: Blue Lesbians and Alien Cocks Edition, it will sink Bioware and tank both EA's stock price and public image.
Personally, I get the feeling that Anthem's reception will be lukewarm at best, but most likely will be the final straw for Bioware. It doesn't even look that good, but you know those fucking bastards at EA will do everything they can to market this piece of shit.
No matter what happens, Bioware will shutter and the blowback from the people who remember the good old days will seriously impact EA's reputation. The CEO will get step down see: get fired at a minimum, their stock price will drop at least 10%, investors will scramble and start to abandon, and numerous gaming media outlets will get shit on for trying to defend them.
>>14129955 (Checked)
>mfw pirated original Baldur's Gate 2 with expansion and genuinely enjoyed it
>also avoided the "Enhanced" Edition like the plague
775a38 No.14131773
>>14131671
I know they are trying to market Anthem hard, but is there really any hype for it from regular people? I figure there's shills and useful idiots who will take the, "This company can do no wrong" approach, but from the little I've heard it's been middling response to flat out, "It'll probably be garbage", with Andromeda not exactly endearing people to hoping for Bioware.
198a68 No.14131822
>>14131773
Fuck if I know, anon. I generally pay more attention to the feedback than the actual marketing. I haven't actually bought a game in a few years; don't have the money, and there's very little of anything coming out in really any field that interest me. All the movies coming out are uninspired trash or unnecessary sequelization, all of the big technology products are bloated garbage that was good 5-10 years ago and never really improved upon, I don't have cable and don't care, and the best games on the market are either free or old as fuck and therefore easy to pirate or available for a pittance on GOG or at a used electronics store.
The only game I have any interest in right now is Witchfire, but I won't hold my breath for it, and I probably still won't play it unless it's a gift since I'm so broke. CDPR's new Cyberpunk game looks interesting, but I haven't seen any gameplay, only random news pieces on it, so I don't have any interest in it yet, though that is likely to change as development continues. I've become so jaded and cynical about the market that I would rather experiment with cooking than play new games; at least I make better use of my fucking money that way. You haven't lived until you've tried my chocolate salty balls, motherfucker.
775a38 No.14131910
>>14131822
I get you, anon. The best I'm hoping for is an MMO of all fucking things that's only starting to head into beta, but at least the guy has done MMOs before, and since he's going smaller scale I have a little bit of hope. Behind that it's been mostly emulation of older games and little else. At least you're doing something good with cooking though Having friends who are open to planning with you on a meal and making+eating it together is the fucking shit **It was chicken and dumplings, crock pots are fucking great for just shooting the shit and relaxing for like 5 or 6 hours
5ca682 No.14131941
>>14131773
>>14131671
Anthem won’t bomb. It will likely be the most successful title BioWare has ever made. There is an enormous market for co-op shooters with loot and RPG elements, all done with high production values. There are millions of gamers who just play these games, often with their friends, and these games are the only games they play. That’s why, with few exceptions, nearly every game that comes out of this kind sells well and is supported for some time after launch, even if the games are ridiculously mediocre and aggressively boring and uninspired when played solo (like Ghost Recon Wildlands or the Borderlands titles).
Anthem will succeed because it is one of those that isn’t aggressively derivative or just an uninspired follow up sequel. Just the fact alone that you can fly around these big environments in jet packs with your friends in a game like this all but guarantees that Anthem sells over 10 million copies, even if there are a bunch of severe flaws in the game. I don’t like it, but that’s the way it is these days.
On the bright side, BioWare as we know it is effectively done for. There isn’t any future for EA letting BioWare do another single-player focused game after Andromeda bombing and Anthem likely doing quite well. They may have BioWare take one last crack at Dragon Age, but I doubt that will last if it happens because the money EA can make from a game like Anthem is too enticing to pass up, which is why they forced BioWare to go well outside their areas of “expertise” to make Anthem instead of another single-player story focused action-RPG.
b27a35 No.14131961
>>14129829
He's back and working at BioWare again
57daee No.14132033
>>14122031
Anon, how much ME2 fucked up lore and game mechanics and team relationships could if easily turned into a wall of text. I just meant that ME2 is when shit choices were made, not me3 or andromeda.
775a38 No.14132287
>>14131941
I'd argue it could go either way, honestly. The loot box fiasco (which EA will try to re-implement in this game one way or another, mark my words) coupled with Andromeda bombing (even if it was because EA moved the main team to Anthem) will make even normalfags cautious. That being said, I do agree that Co-op games, especially ones with progression which you can easily play with your friends are usually heavily successful, but at the same time said games need to be extremely solid with communication between the devs and players. For this kind of game, I'd argue that even Borderlands prequel game and fell flat, and thanks to Bungie doing everything hilariously wrong, even a sequel titan of a game (Destiny 1 was pretty successful, good game or not notwithstanding) like Destiny 2 is down to about 20% of players. But it could also just be "The NEXT BIG GAME, PROMISE GOYIM" and people would just buy it up. At least the butthurt will be great.
>>14132033
Oh no, I completely agree with you, in fact the link I sent gets deep into what made the first Mass Effect great and all the shit that went wrong with Mass Effect 2 and 3. The dude goes into great detail, and I thought it was a pretty good read.
My favorite is when he points out how the Illusive Man shouldn't have anywhere close to the resources he has (especially the manpower, since he never seems to be short of volunteers) when he's supposed to be the head of this big bad terrorist group that no one likes, and who are so incompetent in their pro-human stance that in (one of) Shepard's back stories they literally feed most of his Alliance group to a Thresher Maw just to see the effects of what happens when a Thresher Maw eats people
25b05a No.14132300
>>14104697
ME2 killed it. The first one was the only good one.
dbf209 No.14132342
>>14131941
>Anthem won’t bomb. It will likely be the most successful title BioWare has ever made.
I agree that there's a demand for co-op looter-shooters but we're talking about Bioware. People won't forget the ME:A debacle and how they've abandoned the support of the game less than 6 months after the initial release.
Do we know if there's a lot of hype for Anthem? We know next to nothing about it excepted that they had to rework the loot system after the Battlefront 2 controversy.
bfc375 No.14132391
>>14132300
This. Still mad about how gutted the second game felt in comparison.
3e3350 No.14132592
>>14132300
ME1 is overrated. It introduced a great universe but the gameplay had so many design issues that I'm surprised anyone talks about it with reverence.
37366d No.14133376
>>14132592
The three times I played through ME1, I always got the impression it was rushed. It just sort of ends. It could have been something special if it was at least 3 times the size, had plenty of optional side quests that took you on a tour of different planets, separate law systems for each faction that rules over a group of planets, options to join any of the government systems in the galaxy, instead of just the federation or whatever, have an underworld operating opposite the governments and give your character a reputation with all of them, have your character's reputation factor into the success of persuasion along with an actual set of persuasion skills that check for success with a dice roll based on a formula, have plenty of opportunities to betray one faction in favor of another, have a closing reaper invasion with the survival of the galaxy based on the strength of all galactic factions as dependent on you and your actions (or inaction). Choose not to be involved in politics and the factions will war and diplomacy on their own, with the faggot federation gradually dominating most. Or, be a harbinger of peace, bringing factions together in light of the coming catastrophe. Or sabotage the faggot federation from the inside, allowing outlaws and outside invaders to run rampant. Or take the head of the army and lead the gay federation to total conquest. Or go rogue, rob a number of treasuries, and flee the galaxy, leaving them to their doom. What will your story be in Actual RPG Not Shitty Mass Effect? Also, combat is turn based.
ce01e1 No.14134202
The worst part is that -this- is what it took for people to give up on it. not the trash that was Mass Effect 3.
I've had people religiously defend that the third entry was still good 'in spite of the ending'.
Its depressing, given that the ending was the very least of the games problems.
124d03 No.14134386
>>14129844
That's the guy who did the voice of Fry, Farnsworth and Zoidberg from Futurama.
He also voiced Ren and Stimpy.
124d03 No.14134403
>>14122304
>>14122600
Hitler warned us about "degenerate art".
4fcf01 No.14134408
>>14133376
Why not just mass driver lots of useless heavy cargo all over enemy planet and recycle the remains for more mass driver planet-cannon?
53f88e No.14135160
>>14129804
>>14129912
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written.I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -KL
9bfdac No.14136076
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14122785
>>14122772
Reminds me of troughman.
764d56 No.14136183
>>14135160
Even in text format I can hear his stupid smarmy voice as he taunts you while blasting his favorite Linkin Park album.
For what fucking purpose did you do this to me, anon?
d756a0 No.14137327
>>14128883
>enjoying le reddit biocuck games
655027 No.14137488
>>14104697
Jade Empire was their best release.
SWTOR was great but it should have just been a single player campaign.
That's all the praise I can muster up for Bioware.
ME 1 was shit and you all know it.
f62e2b No.14137496
>>14129804
Wasn't it that Shepard was suppossed to become like him in the initial draft? Infused with reaper tech until some other spectre comes after him because they think that he's a threat? Never played Mass Effect beyond the first one
156a76 No.14137535
>>14108177
keked and checked
ae3094 No.14138603
>>14137488
>Jade Empire was their best release.
Fuuuuck no, that shit's even more generic than Baldur's Gate.
ed881b No.14139579
>>14122823
>at most we've held hands
YOU SICK BASTARD SHE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR SHE CAN'T EVEN RUN AWAY
37366d No.14140658
>>14134408
Because I suck at Aurora.
d4da37 No.14141151
i didnt know that you had to get all the armies in me3 and lost. oh well
eaac9f No.14141766
>>14122304
WHAT
WHY
W H Y
H
Y
WHY
WOULD
ANYONE
DO
THIS
eaac9f No.14141777
>>14122626
Uhhh, would you not flush?
33296d No.14141808
>>14122626
I do not even know why he wipes his penis (visible at the 5 and 11s mark.
Or is it part of the girl experience?
eaac9f No.14141843
>>14122823
How do I reveal all the spoiler text without highlighting the entire post so I can screenshot this for my future "Does anyone know if this anon ever posted an update" post?
eaac9f No.14141847
>>14141808
>Or is it part of the girl experience?
Anon, I'm pretty sure that's a FtM. Which is why it's fucking jacked from all the testosterone and steroids.
ac3e02 No.14141898
>>14141843
use web browser magic
9394a1 No.14141928
>>14141843
snipping tool has a delay feature
4cf130 No.14142138
>>14122823
Do humanity a favor and gas yourself.
99cb47 No.14142380
>>14118479
>He didn't play the mass amount of custom modules that were objectively good
b27a35 No.14142418
>bioware puts an asari talking about their pronouns in me:a
>now biodrones want tranny asari in the next mass effect game
I hope ME stays dead forever
c1a8bd No.14142473
>>14141843
You could also hold control while you highlight stuff and it should let you highlight multiple sections of a text even if they're seperated.
eaac9f No.14142521
>>14142473
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS WAS A THING
d03764 No.14142913
>>14128545
How many laws would that break if someone were to place a giant piss cube in those locations?
It's hundreds of liters of a body fluid in full display in a public area, how do you handle some one breaking it, causing said urine to spill?
643419 No.14143073
>>14132033
The funny thing is, the blog he posted is basically a giant wall of text, on the size of a small novel, going through the original trilogy. And I've read it all.
d531c1 No.14143121
>>14142418
>tranny asari
The complications of Asari having male counterpart will only bring them closer to being literal Delvians.
6a5e05 No.14143128
>>14142521
Why have you never experimented?
331ec2 No.14150951
>>14130581
>What exactly makes a good mecha anime?
That's a very good question, and there probably isn't just one singular thing besides passionate and talented people in charge, like Nagai and Imagawa.
>for reference I've only seen NGE, Getter Robo Armageddon, G Gundan and Gurren Laggen. Well, and Giant Robo but I somehow fell like that doesn't count
Fun fact, Armageddon's first few episodes has the same director (the aforementioned Imagawa) as G Gundam and the Giant Robo OVA (Day the Earth Stood Still.) If you liked them, you have amazing taste and should definitely check out Shin Mazinger: Shougeki! Z-hen, which he also did.
c8eed5 No.14151028
>>14122823
>a female hotwheels
MICROMACHINES
dbf209 No.14151160
>>14139579
>SHE CAN'T EVEN RUN AWAY
How is that a bad thing? :^)
331ec2 No.14151467
>>14151156
>Put down the hotpockets.
Why, would you prefer they eat Hamburger Helper?
8a833b No.14161263
>>14122393
"castles"
I dont get, they want to ruin everything the west stands for and yet name himself castle
331ec2 No.14161398
>>14161263
Considering the unironic "He Who Must Not Be Named" shit they probably have Harry Potter fantasies
8a833b No.14161403
>>14128069
funny you described some chick I know, she is obsessed about anime and can't drink alcohol.
are those related to something?
8a833b No.14161433
107d15 No.14161707
>>14142521
>WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS WAS A THING
What are you my grandma? That's like, basic computer usage 101. The same way you select multiple individual files from explorer instead of just dragging and dropping to a separate folder and selecting everything from there. Granted that wouldn't necessarily translate to work in a browser, but it's such a core function, it at least warrants "fuck it, let's try and see if it works".
107d15 No.14161736
>>14122304
>This is considered "art"
>tfw I realize that my local Walmart parking lot is actually a modern art gallery.
c57d9b No.14161755
>>14104697
>After years of nonstop praise and dick sucking of the Mass Effects games I broke down and played the original
was a garbage game, honestly don't understand why people like it. Dragon Age: Origin wasn't great ether compared to Infinity Engine Black Isle games that it was emulating but it was markedly better then Mass Effect.
9efd0a No.14161858
>>14104751
>Neverwinter Nights sucked
>(1)
how to spot the french shitposter
83d135 No.14161903
>>14118657
The whole reason I clicked on this thread.
3ccab1 No.14161968
>>14104697
>years of nonstop praise and dick sucking
>a western game
>a shooter
>an EA game
Only ones prasing this were journo shills and sheeple who fall for any baity hypetrain that looks trendy at the moment
the game was shit, it had always been shit, the only difference is that back then it was a polished turd, and as sequels came out the turd was polished less and less
Bioware never made a single decent game
the world is better without them
c78183 No.14161999
>>14104697
Whatchu talkin bout, OP? According to Wu, the Mass Effect series is the MOST IMPORTANT FRANCHISE IN GAMING
3ccab1 No.14162032
>>14161999
to be fair the avilty to carri on your save file with your choises from the previous game into the next sounded like a novelty
to bad barelly any of said decitions mattered jack shit
280ac2 No.14162051
>>14122304
I wonder what would happen if someone broke that cube…hmmm…
0b799a No.14162088
honestly memories of playing me1 are very nostalgic for me now. I remember the game feeling very lonely almost all the time and it was great in its own cathartic way. I also remember snipers being hilariously imbalanced with polonium rounds and some other mods. Same with pistols
107d15 No.14162110
>>14162032
Quest for Glory was doing it in the early 90's, and while the choices you make amounted to fuck-all by the final game in the series, they did a hell of a lot better job of making your choices matter game-to-game.
That's why I never fell for the marketing in Mass Effect. Prior experience. Making any sort of meaningful and impactful decisions in earlier games gets prohibitively expensive and drains too many development resources to implement once you get past the first sequel. You're basically having to create dozens or hundreds of independent sequels simultaneously and stacked concurrently onto a single title. Basically, designing, directing, and programming an entire multiverse of alternate realities to account for all those changes. It won't be feasible until quantum game development where multiple teams in multiple realities can all just work on one version which will be compiled together and distributed across all realities.
28ec6f No.14162114
>>14122304
>gender that was assigned to them at birth
if you have a dick an balls, boy; if you a slit, girl. easy shit.
107d15 No.14162133
>>14162114
>if you a slit
CWC has a slit now. Guess that makes him a girl.
331ec2 No.14162165
>>14162133
I believe the operative thing was "at birth"
c57d9b No.14162175
>>14162110
>Quest for Glory
after talking to Lori and Corey Cole during GG I could no longer appreciate that amazing game from my childhood knowing they where died in the wool hillary supporting SJWs.
e239f2 No.14162224
>>14122304
I came to suffer and I am suffering.
28ec6f No.14162272
>>14162133
at birth you numbskull.
107d15 No.14162332
>>14162175
Honestly, I'm not surprised they turned out being SJW cucks. The seeds of it were always in their games, and apparent in their interviews, but it didn't really detract from the games much - and it was hard to see exactly how much was genuinely their mindset and how much as just rub-off from being part of a small close-knit development community out in the backwoods of Oakhurst. The narrative today would probably be that Sierra was a really progressive company in the infancy of the PC game industry - but the truth of the matter is that Ken established the company in the middle of fucking nowhere tech-wise to save on his taxes, and they were forced to hire locally - which means a lot of family and friends got jobs there and were trained at home and on the job by their spouses/friends.
I kind of always expected this out of them, though not to the degree they've fallen. I'm far more disappointed in the fact that autists can put out a decent QFG clone and distribute it for free, meanwhile the Coles have been stuck in kikestarted development hell on what basically amounts to an RPG Maker game that looks absolutely devoid of anything even vaguely resembling fun, passion, or imagination. And the whole fucking time they string along their "loyal fans" and sell merchandise as if they ever actually intended to give them a product that lives up to franchise that got them those fans to begin with.
Glad to say, I never gave them a penny beyond Quest for Glory.