eadcec No.14095761
Watch 2 corporate shills D&C Battlefront 2 (2017) with Battlefront 2 (2005). Getting confused yet?…all part of the plan my man my man.
You know battlefront 2 (2005) the game Disney patched just october despite not maintaining any game developers. That totally wasn't released to confused people away from EA lootboxs.
http://www.please use archive.ism/articles/2018/01/04/2005s-star-wars-battlefront-2-patched-again
I hope these fuckers get whats coming.
eadcec No.14095768
fuck your word filters. the page doesn't archive right
http://archive.is/E7NMF
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897345 No.14095783
>>>the page doesn't archive right
1a1027 No.14095785
>>14095768
>fuck your word filters
ARCHIVE OR GTFO
eadcec No.14095803
>>14095785
change is the only constant my friend. somethings aren't really worth the time. vidya "journalism" is in that camp
d57e4d No.14095830
>>14095803
so why you made a thread?
0bec3a No.14095834
>>14095768
worked for me :^)
eb947a No.14095837
>>14095783
>alunya
Go suck more jewish dicks.
61c9a9 No.14095854
>>14095803
>giving these cunts clicks anyway
eadcec No.14095855
>>14095834
>analyzing script blocker
>>14095830
they are still fucking at it? Isn't that insane, the gigs up, we know they know we know, and they continue to shovel this shit. Who are they targeting? People who can't/don't read? And why are people still buying EA's games…feels bad man
4130f1 No.14095861
>>14095803
Extinction is the change they deserve.
eadcec No.14095867
Can't make this shit up. EA folds like wet noodles. IGN literally is promoting its own lootbox.
750baa No.14095883
>>14095761
>Disney patched just october
They released another patch yesterday but it solved nothing.
eadcec No.14095884
>>14095854
blockers on, they get nothing from me. It costs them $$ to serve me data…….
eadcec No.14095906
>>14095883
It further muddied the waters. That's all they want it to do; this is what happens when a conglomerate that controls 70% of all media throws money at a problem. How much did this package run them. 500k to boot up a team to start hacking away for the next 9 months, 100k to IGN to push more shit? and let's not forget the millions lost on the box themselves. easy enough when you made half a billion off a derivative work.
htt p: //ww w.boxoff icemojo.com/movies/?id=starwars8.htm
c33a1a No.14095915
So, who is patching this game and why when EA's battlefront came out recently?
750baa No.14095922
>>14095906
Yeah but I wish they would fix the damn game, I want to play Battlefront 2 not Disney's Star Wars.
eadcec No.14095949
>>14095915
Who: "Disney" patched the game (even though they don't directly control any game studies…).
Why: To distract from battlefront 2. Now we have no idea what "They patched Battlefront 2" means, a conversation that goes into this will turn itself into one of nostalgia instead of focusing on EA lootboxes betraying their customers Disney and their new movie now in theaters. It allows Disney to position themselves as "the protector" of our past, its a powerful position. Resist the slide.
055c9c No.14095969
>>14095949
It is important to remind people that Disney had people in meetings with EA every week on the progress with EA's Battlefront 2.
b1aa0b No.14095986
>>14095768
>>14095761
Kill yourself cuckchcan
fe2274 No.14096053
>>14095884
>giving them raw traffic, which they use to negotiate higher ad rates
No, you’re helping them anyway dumbass.
6b0054 No.14097539
>>14095761
>You know battlefront 2 (2005) the game Disney patched just october despite not maintaining any game developers.
The team at GoG are the ones patching Battlefront (including Steam) and a SW RTSgame (Galactic Battlegrounds or Empire at War, I don't know. I thought there was only one?).
c887ae No.14097843
I came here to sage and contribute nothing to this shitty thread because OP is a fag.
22d770 No.14098788
>>14095949
>disney
>the protector
>meanwhile they are butchering star wars lore and pumping out the worst star wars content ever made
Except Rogue One, that's the best Star Wars movie ever made.
b0948e No.14098805
Why would I post seriously when it's much more fun and easier to berate others?
ffd6e8 No.14100254
>>14098805
this post should be a banner
287b42 No.14100486
>>14098788
>butchering star wars lore
So it's okay when Lucas does it?
39d072 No.14100510
>>14100486
What was the force before that? Only space magic, iirc.
cb072b No.14100516
>>14100510
The force is space magic with or without midichlorians. All the new movies added was force power levels rather then any actual explanation for how it works.
659ef3 No.14100561
>>14100486
When did Lucas butcher anything?
Go on cattle, give me an example, and if you try and use any of the RLM faggotry beware, I'll know instantly!
4e28ae No.14100573
>>14100486
Yes it is actually because he fucking came up with Star Wars.
b88351 No.14100574
>>14100561
>D-don't u-use red l-letter media
What's the matter, can't handle the points of a hack fraud?
659ef3 No.14100579
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14100574
I want him to give an example of his own making, not regurgitate someone else moronic tripe.
b88351 No.14100592
>>14100579
Sure. It's not like people can share a view on a media and have it be legitimate or anything. Maybe if you insist hard enough the mean old hack frauds will go away and stop telling you-er… I mean your fans how shitty your-er… I mean Lucas' movies are.
287b42 No.14100593
>>14100573
>because he fucking came up with Star Wars.
Prove it.
bd2a33 No.14100596
>>14100579
>>14100561
>p-p-points aren't valid if more than one person shares them!
659ef3 No.14100598
>>14100592
>>14100596
>It's not like people can share a view on a media and have it be legitimate or anything.
They can't
>Maybe if you insist hard enough the mean old hack frauds will go away and stop telling you-er… I mean your fans how shitty your-er… I mean Lucas' movies are
>I-i-if i stutter i-i-i'll show that m-m-meany head what f-f-for.. he he
As expected from a subhuman.
b88351 No.14100600
>>14100598
>links someone else
>doesn't even reply
>can't read IDs
>doesn't even recognize stutter typing properly
So in addition to being retarded you're new? Good to know George.
a0a9b4 No.14100602
>>14100561
>Han shooting first
>Ruining pacing with additional shots and shit when editing is Lucas' weakest trait
>Pointless CG additions and changes
>Dedicating three movies to the backstory of a villain because fans liked him, ruining the mystique
>Ancient Jedi order with a forgotten religion that no-one remembers = 20 years ago
>Explaining the force for no reason
>Refuses to release original trilogy on modern formats
>'Special effects without a story are a pretty boring thing' -> using green screen for 99% of scenes because he couldn't be bothered moving between studios or locations, making films worse for his personal comfort
bd2a33 No.14100604
>>14100598
>They can't
Just blew the cover for your bait, Anon.
b88351 No.14100606
>>14100602
Don't forget Luke yelling when he jumped to his death turning his brave suicide into a comical farce.
659ef3 No.14100612
>>14100602
Nothing of what you mentioned ruined the movies, it only enhanced them.
Keep trying.
>>14100604
Everything that proves my world view as a forced meme is bait.
Epic.
a0a9b4 No.14100618
>>14100612
Oh so you're just pretending, okay.
b88351 No.14100619
>>14100612
>Nothing of what you mentioned ruined the movies, it only enhanced them.
0/10 At least put some effort in Kinofag.
8de779 No.14100622
>>14100612
>Nothing of what you mentioned ruined the movies, it only enhanced them.
>>>/tv/
659ef3 No.14100627
8de779 No.14100629
>>14100627
Sure thing JewJew
b88351 No.14100632
>>14100627
>implying I even watched it
>implying I'll ever watch it
a0a9b4 No.14100638
>>14100627
>These people that haven't liked Star Wars in twenty years surely give a shit about the newest installment
>That'll get 'em!
This is your brain on /tv/.
b41c56 No.14100639
OP is a spastic retard and his thread makes no sense. What the fuck was the point of it? Battlefront 2 original was patched? Big fucking news.
659ef3 No.14100651
>>14100629
>>14100632
>>14100638
You're only lying to yourself.
b88351 No.14100655
>>14100651
>Y-you're o-only l-lying to y-yourself.
971e90 No.14100668
>>14100655
What the fuck is this autism
b88351 No.14100697
>>14100668
Hi newfag, welcome to the board.
6af027 No.14100720
>>14100668
>w-what the f-fuck i-i-is this a-autism
9d1328 No.14100754
>>14096053
>implying ad-serving companies don't know the difference.
Get a job and learn something for a change.
Ad-servers know exactly how much return they get from anything they do. Adblockers nullify the investment completely.
be0943 No.14100770
1e2d64 No.14100780
>>14095761
I don't understand what you're saying.
8230fc No.14100784
>>14100602
>Old man fights in a war as a Jedi Knight
>durr dis has to be hundreds of years ago because it's an Ancient Ordah xP
04011e No.14100789
>>14100651
>Having watched a new movie this decade
For what purpose?
a0a9b4 No.14100836
>>14100784
>Doge posting furfag doesn't know the force is called an ancient religion in ANH
21dcc4 No.14100870
>>14100836
Read his post again, friend. Obi Wan mentions fighting in the clone wars in ANH as a Jedi. Also, that's not doge, it's just a dog of the same breed.
b6a946 No.14100908
>>14095837
Jew here, I've got my legs wide open. Commence the sucking.
c063ed No.14100915
>>14100908
Strange that you're not asking money for it.
c3213c No.14100997
Consider this.
The prequels gave us some great games and the 2003 animated series.
What did the disney movies give us, besides mostly probably an ungodly shitty appearance in Kingdom Hearts?
659ef3 No.14101024
c3213c No.14101033
>>14100997
Just to be clear all I'm saying is that the prequels had some merits, even if all they brought to the table was mostly poorly executed at first and ended up salvaged by others
2ac653 No.14101042
>>14101024
>>>/tumblr/
Sorry, miss; you don’t belong here.
2ac653 No.14101046
>>14100561
Reported. Kill yourself.
98529e No.14101049
>>14100486
I still choose to believe Midichlorians is just a unit of measurement of force sensitivity and that Qui-Gon was giving Anakin a euphemism so he could better understand it. I've been believing that since I was a kid and I'm not gonna stop now.
2ac653 No.14101051
>>14100516
>all
Yeah, it’s REALLY insubstantial to say
>affinity to the force is genetically inherited
>but the Jedi Order says family = expelled because family = eugenics and eugenics = bad because Adolf Hitler will exist a long time in the future in a galaxy far far away.
0012ca No.14101059
>>14095761
Maybe I'm retarded, but I don't notice the difference in quality. Help?
ab7bab No.14101079
>>14101059
blue fart filter makes the new one cinematic and HD
b578ca No.14101099
>>14100836
The Jedi of the prequels mostly exist on Coruscant and have at most a few thousand members. Its really doubtful anyone who didn't live on Coruscant even knew the Jedi existed as a religion, let alone had magic powers.
b8ffa5 No.14101121
>>14101099
This tbh
It's pretty well established that on most world's Jedi are basically a myth, even the Clone Wars were focused on a few vital planets meaning the Jedi didn't get around a whole lot
752795 No.14101146
>>14100789
The John Wick movies are alright.
22d770 No.14101193
>>14100486
The prequels aren't that bad. I honestly don't understand why everyone seems to exaggerate hating them so much, especially when those same people claim to like the new trilogy despite it having the same problems they complain about in the prequels but worse. I'm convinced it's just bandwagoning. This new trilogy is genuinely bad in many objective ways. Far more is wrong with this new trilogy than was ever wrong with the prequels. Don't even get me started on Disney's lightsaber helicopters.
b578ca No.14101210
>>14101121
The clone wars actually were fought over fucking tons of places, but even so it was like 1-2 jedi to a planet, whilst hundreds to thousands of clones deployed to each planet. Who would even have seen one besides the clones directly under jedi command?
659ef3 No.14101214
>>14101193
They are cattle that fell for a very forced meme.
Don't bother.
b578ca No.14101243
>>14101193
I liked the phantom menace, it reminded me a lot of what i liked about ANH and the original trilogy in general, it was a fun family adventure film. In many ways i think Phantom Menace drove away the part of the audience that appreciated the darker elements of eps 5/6, because it was a much more positive and in some ways cartoony, its heroes acting like comic book characters rather than taking the world where lasers move so slow its easier to swing them than to shoot them seriously. Clone Wars was not very good though and i think Revenge of the Sith is genuinely as bad as 7, though i haven't seen 8 yet.
41551c No.14101287
>>14095761
>That totally wasn't released to confused people away from EA lootboxs.
And this is bad?
fd9293 No.14101289
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>>14100486
There is nothing wrong with the idea of midichlorians. If Force sensitivity was attained through training rather than a gift, then there's no reason as to why everyone wouldn't be a Jedi.
>>14101193
The prequels are fucking awful. They have a good story that was poorly executed due to bad acting and CGI. The new trilogy has alright acting and fantastic CGI, but now that it's in the hands of multiple directors rather than Lucas, it suffers from inconsistency.
364271 No.14101307
>>14100593
I've seen some retarded shit but this is pretty retarded.
22d770 No.14101314
>>14101243
I LOVE 3, but that definitely has a lot to do with the fact that I watched the movies + the entire fucking clone wars series in order. All the character building throughout the cartoon series made the impact of 3 infinitely better than if you just watched the movies alone. The cartoon will drastically change the way you see the prequels tbh.
659ef3 No.14101339
>>14101289
>The prequels are fucking awful
Fuck off!
2ac653 No.14101347
>>14101289
>Rey Mixer
>Finn Dindu
>alright acting
>>>/tumblr/
22d770 No.14101348
>>14101289
>The new trilogy has alright acting
And Rey's acting isn't? Finn's isn't?
b01e6e No.14101355
>>14101289
>The new trilogy has alright acting and fantastic CGI
Please go away.
b578ca No.14101360
>>14101314
I had seen the clone wars cartoon, but the CGI cartoon hadn't been made. The 2D cartoon really wasn't enough to solve the odd jump between 2 and 3.
>>14101348
I really liked Finn's acting. Daisy Ridley is legitimately incompetent, not just miscast she actually cannot act and her character was fucking awful. Finn and Poe would have made a great film.
22d770 No.14101377
>>14101360
>but the CGI cartoon hadn't been made.
What? Are you trying to say you don't like the 2008 series? Because that one is better than the 2D one, although I do really like the 2D one as well.
b01e6e No.14101390
>>14101360
Finn is a pointless character, the embodiment of a token nigger. His motivations are also inconsistent as fuck. He's butthurt his buddy gets killed in a military action and then proceeds to indiscriminately gun down more of his buddies?
Also, and this goes to show why women need to be stoned to death, he's some sort of fucking janitor yet has intimate knowledge about all the First Order secret weapons and technology.
Poe is a non-character. His only purpose in TFA is to be a good pilot and have the nigger steal his jacket, while in TLJ he's the embodiment of toxic masculinity that kneels down before superior female intellect. Also, he's a spic Jew.
>defending Disney's garbage
Fucking kill yourself.
fd9293 No.14101392
>>14101339
I like the plot of the prequels, just not how it was done.
>>14101347
>>14101348
>>14101355
It does have good CGI. The acting isn't the best, but it's tolerable and nowhere near the level of shit as the prequels. Nevertheless, Episode VIII was my least favorite Star Wars film and I have no intention of ever watching it again.
b01e6e No.14101400
>>14101392
>but it's tolerable
How does it feel to have crippling brain damage?
fd9293 No.14101424
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14101400
Have you not watched any of the prequels?
b01e6e No.14101435
>>14101424
Daisy is worse by several orders of magnitude.
b01e6e No.14101457
>>14101451
>I'll keep slurping the Jew cock
Okay.
aa6df8 No.14101463
>>14101392
>nowhere near the level of shit as the prequels
>Nevertheless, Episode VIII was my least favorite Star Wars film
I don't understand how one can immediately contradict oneself like this and still have the brain power to hit new reply.
fd9293 No.14101489
>>14101457
>>14101463
Just because the prequels had qualities that were objectively worse than the sequel trilogy doesn't mean I think sequel trilogy is somehow better. Episode VIII committed a greater sin by declaring independence from the rest of the universe. It's like a completely different franchise now.
b01e6e No.14101503
>>14101489
>prequels are somehow worse than the Disney shit
>says nothing about Episode VII
>or the rest of the garbage Disney has shat out
I don't think there is a word in the English language fit to describe you.
83d751 No.14101542
>people defend the new trilogy
>stronk female that need only 3 lesson to be the most powerful Jedi ever
>a villain that gets killed in the most retarded way
>Matrix luke dying when out of mana
>superleia
>chewie being a slave on his own spaceship
>nignog being able to fight when was just a bathroom cleaner
>Mexican pilot making yo mama jokes
I want Reddit to leave. Prequels had problems but was made with love at least….RLM wanted easy money and rides the hate wave and as soon they got the cash from the mouse they went cock sucking the new ones
b88351 No.14101562
>>14101542
>defends the prequels by excusing that the modern shit is shit
>implying the prequels aren't still shit regardless of what new media is made
Turns out you were reddit all along.
69db87 No.14101573
>>14101289
I'd rather have a good story and world with bad acting and cgi than a bad story and world with alright acting and cgi.
you're just a fagoli.
i honestly like the idea of midichlorians though.
fd9293 No.14101580
>>14101503
Episode VII is mediocre. It's pretty much a copy of IV with a worse cast and none of the soul. As individual movies, VII is better than I and II while worse than III, but not as memorable as any of them. As a package, I, II, and III are better than what VII, VIII, and IX will be. VIII is the worst Star Wars movie ever made and one of the worst movies I've seen. Does that clear things up?
a220b0 No.14101601
I love how 80% of the conflict in the last jedi could have been avoided if women or blacks could park.
>land in the nearby fields and sneak in
>get to the "master codebreaker" who was vouched for by an integral member of the resistance and therefor more trustworthy than some script kiddie they found in jail
>using the help of somebody that wont sell them out for a pack of cigarettes the plan would presumably go off with out a hitch and the rebels jump to safety to recover
>not trapped on some abandoned salt mine with 90% of your forces dead
Really if that pink haired womyns studies prof wasn't such a cunt then they could have sent anybody else rather then sneak behind her back with the former space janitor and the space plumber that think
landing your space ship right in front of the casino where literally anybody can see you who bothers to look towards the ocean, when you are on a covert mission
is a good idea.
The only problem left would that whole mind link thing between ray and ren but then the movie would actually have a central conflict instead of being a mess of secondary plots
c3213c No.14101602
Do the disney movies even have acting? I pirated 7 out of curiosity and it has that infuriating shit where instead of having actual characters everyone acts and sounds self aware because nothing matters or it's to pass off as the shitty humor featured in every non comedy hollywood production.
From what I remember Finn was the worst example.
2966dc No.14101646
>>14101424
Disney made me appreciate the pottery.
b578ca No.14101698
>>14101377
What? No i mean didn't 3rd film come out later?
>>14101390
Finn was the only necessary character. Rey contributes nothing to the film that Finn couldn't have done better. Sure Finn loses to Kylo, but Kylo had no reason to kidnap him so he would have still gone to the death star 3.0. Finn actually guides the rebels around the death star 3.0 and does most of the fighting. The only point in the film Finn really relies on another character is needing people to fly spaceships, since apparently hes the only character in all of star wars who cant fly one.
659ef3 No.14101699
>>14101562
>>>/redlettermedia/
992722 No.14101716
>>14101059
Yeah. The new one doesn't have anti-aliasing.
c22fb4 No.14101734
>>14101079
Don't forget what looks like a complete lack of skyboxes.
c37c09 No.14101759
>>14100486
>butchering star wars
>implying there was anything but normalfag shit to butcher
b01e6e No.14102056
>>14101601
The whole plot of TLJ could have been cut since all they needed to do is ram the enemy fleet with a few fighters going FTL.
>>14101698
>Finn was the only necessary character
Necessary for what? He serves no purpose, just like Poe and Rey don't.
c95c5c No.14102179
>this entire thread
Wow! It really feels like I'm on /tv/!
All we need is some faggot to spam cuck porn and someone other faggot to postgoodlists.
c95c5c No.14102189
>>14102179
>postgoodlists.
>kino is now filtered
>ki-no
>mfw
c95c5c No.14102191
>>14102189
disregard that I suck cocks
fb4319 No.14102196
>Current Year+1
>Faggots still don't know how to archive links
d06f2a No.14102234
>>14101289
>There is nothing wrong with the idea of midichlorians. If Force sensitivity was attained through training rather than a gift, then there's no reason as to why everyone wouldn't be a Jedi.
Nobody had a problem with force sensitivity being limited to certain people. People had a problem with force sensitivity being caused like microscopic organisms.
78b8ef No.14102408
>>14100651
>Implying it's mandatory to watch the next popular movie.
Submissive pleb detected.
22d770 No.14102684
>>14101698
>No i mean didn't 3rd film come out later?
Episode 3 came out in 2005. The Clone Wars CGI cartoon started airing in 2008.
af24c2 No.14102688
>>14101289
>If strength was attained through training rather than a gift, then there's no reason as to why everyone wouldn't be a Olympic weightlifter.
This is how retarded you sound.
c9da2a No.14102701
>>14101562
>implying
I love the prequels for what they have done and what they wanted to acololish the fact the new ones are shitty allows people to actually stop drinking the RLM koolaid and notice the fact the movies were fine. But since you are a triple nigger in love with mike I guess it will never happen
c9da2a No.14102712
>>14101601
Don't forget the chink wanting to stop killing for hate and smashing into the nog….literally allowing nazi the new order to make the hole in the doors and kill the rebel but lucky deus ex machina and there was a secondary exit
2ac653 No.14102734
>>14101698
>a character who behaves in ways he can’t behave is “necessary” to something; not sure what that something is, but it’s necessary
What the fuck are you smoking.
faedc3 No.14102741
>>14100510
No, Force = Energy. That's it. Nothing magic about the actual force. The magic is how people managed to manipulate it.
22d770 No.14102749
>>14101602
>or it's to pass off as the shitty humor featured in every non comedy hollywood production.
This sums up why I hate most modern movies. Every fucking movie made now is just some form of comedy subgenre. I thought Rogue One was going to do that from the trailers, but thankfully it didn't and that's one of the biggest reasons I liked it so much, yet that's also why normies didn't hate it since they love their "witty" quips every 5 seconds. Even DC has started doing this.
22d770 No.14102755
>>14102749
>why normies didn't hate it
why normies hated it*
b01e6e No.14102758
>>14102749
>liked Rogue One
How? How the fuck did you like that garbage? Did you watch it and TFA back to back and it ended up looking better by comparison?
>"witty" quips every 5 seconds
Blame Joss Whedon.
>Even DC has started doing this.
Wasn't he directing a movie for them?
2ac653 No.14102765
>>14102749
>Every fucking movie made now is just some form of comedy subgenre.
The best part about Solo: A Star Wars Story is that not only can the main actors not act, they originally thought it was a comedy, so the reshoots (which are… 75% of the film, I think) will be even more jarring and broken.
>I liked it so much
I liked it because the entire group of multicultural leftists died. That’s it. Also the Rifftrax for it is really good. It’s unwatchable dreck otherwise.
22d770 No.14102774
>>14102758
>How? How the fuck did you like that garbage? Did you watch it and TFA back to back and it ended up looking better by comparison?
Mostly the ending. That's honestly the only thing I really remember from the movie, but the final 30 minutes was more than enough to make up for the rest to me.
a81e2c No.14102791
>>14102701
Let's be honest, anyone who still likes RLM after they cucked out and invited that one faggot on the show after his fee fees got hurt by them are idiots. They have valid opinions they can back up but them backing up their opinion with facts flew out the window years ago.
1eff85 No.14102854
>>14097539
Well mystery solved.
1d1a23 No.14102877
>>14095855
Someone I know buys them religiously. He should fucking know better. I've insisted that he consume better video games but he's constantly playing and buying some pleb abomination. What's perplexing too is he sees himself as a real video game connoisseur. This is despite any knowledge concerning their design and a complete lack of aesthetic standards by which to discern quality. The latter is understandable seeing as how he's steeped himself in every brand of AAA console shit and refuses to take the steps necessary to purge himself of this ignorance – Putting the DualShock 4 down and playing some well-designed classics. The former, on the other hand, I don't understand at all. Even as a child with nothing but console games basic programming concepts where made clear even without touching a computer or seeing a line of code. You can only return to a npc so many times without the required quest item before if statements lose all their mystery. And yet this person climbs on a soapbox each time we're in a party and lists the items ruining gaming. It's appalling how awfully retarded video game consumers are becoming without good PC games. Even console gamers benefited from good PC games. A shitty port with unique mechanics and gameplay requiring intelligence was better for the gamer than the hollow shit released today. What's worst of all is the backwash, where sophisticated PC titles are near extinct thanks to AAA ports lowering standards and generalizing mediocrity. Once upon a time PC games where said to be "dumbed down" for release on consoles, now the entire industry has been dumbed down from developers to consumers, especially PC gamers. The lack of good PC exclusives, in favor of wide appeal, is the biggest factor in this. And the most lamentable casualty of casuals.
b01e6e No.14102918
>>14102877
Anon, you can't teach people taste. He likes garbage, let him wallow in it. The more you push the more obstinate he'll get. Either he realizes himself the games he plays are skinner boxes there to steal his shekels or he stays a sucker all his life.
Also, back when we were discovering gaming the hobby was niche, so the lowest common denominator was still people that got into gaming because they wanted to, warts, challenge, complexity and all. Nowadays gaming is popular and mainstream, so people expect games to cater to them, and not for them to adapt to the hobby.
a81e2c No.14102951
>>14102877
>know someone exactly like this
>owns a b8 and switch and xbone
>owns every amiibo yet only buys zelda games
>doesn't even own cuck cuphead despite owning an xbone
>"That game is too hard, I bought the xbox one for fallout 4 anon."
>Ask if he owns that new mario game
>"If I wanted to play mario 64 I would play mario 64"
Now I just make fun of him every chance I get. At least he puts that shit away when I visit my hometown to visit my friends.
b01e6e No.14102982
>>14102951
>"That game is too hard, I bought the xbox one for fallout 4 anon."
>playing a Bethesda game without the mercy of mods
Why?
a81e2c No.14103007
>>14102982
Because "maintaining a computer is too hard, a xbox one is easy and I don't have to worry about fixing it."
Soy is a hell of a drug and I am eternally thankful I was born in the early late 70s.
78e9fb No.14103072
>>14100486
Well baited, Anon.
Still, there's an important distinction to make between Lucas' prequels and the foul muck that is spewing from Jar Jar Abrams' anus, and that's that George's films were bad but salvageable.
George Lucas has always been an "idea guy", and the fundamental, big ideas were solid: the most important thing he needs is a team of people around him to tell him "NO, that's STUPID" anytime he wants to do anything stupid. See Carrie Fisher deciding Princess Leia should be more obnoxious, and especially Irving Kirshner insisting on "I know" in Empire. Lucas was shot down repeatedly during the production of the Original Trilogy when he asked for stupid things, and the movies are better for it.
The reason the prequels came out so bad was because George was now famous and respected and everyone viewed him as the genius who made Star Wars and let him do whatever he wanted. Letting George do whatever he wants is obviously a horrible mistake. However, that ALSO means that there's actually a decent movie buried inside every one of the prequels; nerds with too much time on their hands have made "fan edits" that fix the movies' rough edges and turn them into surprisingly good films. (Examples include cutting down on the amount of Jar Jar, removing the whole "midichlorians" nonsense, cutting segments out of the overlong Pod Race sequence and using Anakin's cut dialogue from it over the final X-Wing sequence so it seems like he's doing it on purpose instead of by accidental magic, and so on.)
It's simply not possible to do this with Nu-Starwars. The Lucas prequels are okay films ruined by incompetent directing, that can be fixed by a skilled editor; the Disney films are a complete turd sandwich from top to bottom, and the only thing that can fix them is fire.
(Except Rogue One, which was actually fairly decent apart from Darth Dad Joke.)
22d770 No.14103080
>>14102877
>>14102951
These people are just idiots in general.
>also know someone exactly like this
>considered himself highly knowledgeable about vidya
>only plays shitty flavor of the month garbage and buys every AAA release
>spends hundreds of dollars on computer parts constantly
>all of this money comes from a mixture of his mom and the student loans he's been taking every semester
>regularly drops classes once he gets past the ultra beginner level classes because he decides they're too hard before switching to a major he thinks will be easier
>has been doing this for about 4 years now
>at a 2 year school
>has to be in at least $20k of debt, but he is convinced it's all okay and he should keep taking loans
>once gave my friend a liquid CPU cooler because he couldn't figure out how to install it and gave up
>he bought this liquid cooler because he thought he was going to destroy his CPU because it was at 45c while playing games
>once sold me a full-size case with a brand new motherboard for $20 total
>at the same time, tried to sell me a GTX 970 for $300 about a year ago
>got genuinely offended when i tried to explain to him that the 970 was $300 when it first launched because he apparently bought it for $500
>look up the launch price right in front of him
>"y-yeah but mine's better, it doesn't have the problems the others had!"
Another funny story is when he tried bragging about how good he was at AoE2. I had gotten some people I met in class who didn't really play games much into AoE2 LAN parties where I tried to teach them to git gud. He was super full of himself, so I raped him in the first game, which he got mad about and said it's not fair since I play it so much, so then he and one of my friends (who has never even had a computer of his own) played against each other. The retard rage quit halfway through the match and insulted us for "taking the game too seriously."
Oh yeah and he's also fat, bald, and wears a fedora. I'm not joking.
697831 No.14103121
>>14102982
>>14103080
Could be worse anon. I knew someone who thought Fallout 4 was too "complicated" for him. Fallout 4, the most casualized and brainless installment in the series outside of Fallout Shelter, and he thinks it's too fucking complicated for him.
22d770 No.14103141
>>14103121
Jesus christ. I also met this gay guy at that school who was OBSESSED with Bethesda games. Literally all he would ever talk about was Fallout or TES, but it was Fallout like 90% of the time. He played Fallout 4 religiously on his shitty computer that could barely manage 20fps, and his roommate would tell me about how you would always hear him raging at FO4 and beating things. He snapped at least one keyboard completely in half, and punched one laptop to death over FO4.
a81e2c No.14103512
>>14102982
And let's not forget the non vidya kicker that solidified my belief that he is a fucking idiot.
>got to go to the middle east for vacation
>laughed to myself but didn't think too much about it
>he comes back a month later
>"hey anon, I got you a souvenir!"
>It's a glass container that says "Israel dead sea sand"
>"…Oh. How much did you pay for this?"
>"It was a deal! Only 10 american dollars!"
>mfw he spent ten american dollery doos for kike dirt
47d843 No.14103600
>>14102056
>The whole plot of star wars could have been cut since all they needed to do is not build a death star and just ram the rebel bases with a few asteroids going FTL.
fixed that for you, friend.
22d770 No.14103730
>>14103600
The Death Star was a terror weapon built to scare people from wanting to rebel, not for actually fighting the rebellion. Most of the Empire's stuff was made for terror factory rather than functionality, actually.
d75906 No.14104499
>>14103730
>inb4 muh yuuzhan vong
992722 No.14104525
>>14103072
The thing that always ruined the prequals for me is how they feel like they take place 1000s of years after the original trilogy despite being fucking prequals. Everything in the originals is blocky and even dirty making it seem more real and grounded. Everything in the prequals is CGI and looks like it takes place in a time where luke wouldn't even be alive anymore.
fd9293 No.14104541
>>14102688
Well of course when you change something to make it retarded, it sounds retarded. If everyone could have access to the Force through mental training, then everyone would try and do it. Olympic weightlifting is highly specific and not something that eases life like telekinesis would.
a5b986 No.14104583
>>14104525
I think the excuse they gave for at least the Naboo fighters was that those fuckers were a bunch of artisans and spent more time than they should have on making pretty fighters instead of functional ones. Which explains why they couldn't be bothered to farm so they wouldn't starve to death when not getting imports. That whole plot was retarded and could have been made much better if they made into some kind of rare medical supply. No real excuse for anything else.
1f2a91 No.14104598
f6bed8 No.14104662
>>14104598
When will the entire trilogy have all the music removed and you hear all the noise in the background? After seeing the end of Return of the Jedi without music I've always wanted to see the whole trilogy like that.
Sage since this is a thread about IGN.
cd5a58 No.14104822
>>14103730
This, but that level of complex thinking would be too difficult for modern audiences to get
b2fe4e No.14104883
>>14103072
>Rogue One
>fairly decent
they open it with the spic non-han solo shooting two cops and his buddy to death in an alley, then we're supposed to see him as a good guy. main female character exhibits literally zero character growth whatsoever, and the only compelling part of her backstory can be boiled down to "i had it rough as a kid". the chinese not-jedi did nothing and died for no reason goddammit that movie fucking sucked
992722 No.14104888
>>14104583
It raped the whole aesthetic.
575f5f No.14104966
>>14104883
Should have just rehashed dark forces.
603fbe No.14105085
>>14101049
Midichlorians are just a bacteria attracted to the force, not the force itself
b45ebd No.14105339
>>14104598
>January 29
Nice, I was expecting for it to come out in spring/summer.
8230fc No.14105370
>>14101289
>The new trilogy has alright acting
Excuse me!?
The new trilogy has fantastic acting, Daisy Ridley was charismatic as hell in TFA!! imo
b01e6e No.14105376
>>14105370
Her mouth terrifies me.
3d019e No.14105378
>>14105370
BB-8 is the real hero of nu-star wars. He has to endure feminist monsters mankind has created.
6fcea2 No.14105386
>>14101392
>The acting isn't the best, but it's tolerable and nowhere near the level of shit as the prequels.
>Nevertheless, Episode VIII was my least favorite Star Wars film and I have no intention of ever watching it again.
<and I have no intention of ever watching it…
<again.
ec42be No.14105405
>>14104966
Do you really want to see Kyle Katarn by fucking Disney?
7d0a1f No.14105412
>>14103080
It's even worse when you see people like this selling vidya. I remember overhearing this in a small brick and mortar vidya store:
>guy wants to buy a 7 year old 7th gen game on Xbox 360
>the shopkeeper asks if he has a PS3
>guy says no
>"oh, shame on you really, the PS3 version has better graphics because it has Blu-Ray, Xbox 360 only uses DVD"
>"uh huh, yeah, sure, but I don't play many video games anyway, I know that the PC version has the best graphics anyway"
>"yeah but only if you own a PC that costs $10000, you should have bought a PS3"
>>14105405
I'm glad he's probably one of the few EU elements spared by Disney because he'd be just redundant by now with all the new characters that took on his aspects in Disney canon.
20f6ae No.14105414
ec42be No.14105426
>>14105412
All I hope for is that Delta squad is also untouched by Disney. I don't want Episode 9 to show that Sev is the big boss of the rebellion resistance or some shit.
df0216 No.14105435
>>14105426
They appear for like fifteen seconds in an episode of The Clone Wars. Later on there's an entire episode based around an unrelated commando.
7d0a1f No.14105438
>>14105426
They appeared in CGI Clone Wars so unfortunately Disney can rape them at any moment. Mind you, when TCW was running it was still under the old EU, but after the Disney buyout it retroactively brought all the EU stuff within it to the new canon.
>Episode 9
Well you can be happy about that at least because Sev would be physically at least 132 years old by then.
bcdd95 No.14105529
>>14105376
Seriously she's not even smiling, her lips aren't curled up at all, she's just bearing her teeth and squinting.
c1ee93 No.14105556
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being Jedi__.
22d770 No.14112685
>>14104525
>is how they feel like they take place 1000s of years after the original trilogy despite being fucking prequals.
That's because the prequels mostly take place in the core systems, whereas the originals mostly take place in the outer rim. Coruscant is the capital of the galaxy. Tatooine is some random shithole in the middle of nowhere.
930cfd No.14112761
>>14105556
i'm glad you missed that get
there are some alright jedi, like plo koon
0644b0 No.14112831
>>14103072
>Letting George do whatever he wants is obviously a horrible mistake.
Isn't that basically how Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ended up being such a shitfest? Because nobody but Lucas wanted to work on it, and Spielberg basically just phoned the whole thing while basically rolling over and caving to Lucas's every whim so long as it would get the job done quicker and he could get the fuck out of there.
1bdf9a No.14112850
>>14105370
>>14105376
Imagine it wrapped around your cock.
634f13 No.14112913
>>14101573
That was a cute Red Riding Hood.
a7a0ba No.14113451
>there are people who actually like Star Wars
e49750 No.14121178
You know what’s funny? When I had the unfortunate privilege of playing MickeyFront II, it was the smallest thing that annoyed me to the point that I didn’t want to play it anymore. On top of the fact it’s an EA game, on top of all the microtransactions, the 4 hour campaign, it was the fact that pressing down on the D pad automatically switched your view to 3rd person, and you couldn’t switch it back to first person the same way that annoyed me. You had to go into the menu’s game options to switch it back because god forbid you pressed down expecting to equip whatever bullshit tool was taking up the bottom slot in the HUD menu that looked like everything should be accessible via the D pad.
Told my friend I felt sorry he bought such a piece of shit.
424b24 No.14126198
>>14100510
It was basically the shit standard psychic powers that you see out of every shitty sci-fi.
Space magic would be interesting, science fantasy would make a better setting.
But no its just telekinisis and its many retarded forms fueled by an autists understanding of emotions.