e281d1 No.13628086
>Playing mgs3 back when it came out
>Get a calorie mate
>Para-medic says she'd like to try it
>Keep one calorie mate with me the whole game just for her
What autistic shit like this did you do?
8506d1 No.13628114
63452f No.13628124
>>13628110
>crying on autism
>on /v/
I forgot, video games are a cinematic experience, not a set of patterns you have to learn.
692fe4 No.13628221
Not sure if this is the type of story you're looking for but it's /v/-certified autism and MGS3 related.
>playing mgs3 when the HD collection came out
>parents bought me a fancy cologne for christmas
>left it on my end table in my room
>smell it every so often while I'm playing mgs3
>finish the game, end up cleaning my room and putting the cologne away
>never used it cause I didn't care for putting it on
>years later
>still have the cologne
>every time I smell it I immediately think of mgs3 not big boss you fucking faggots I posted this story years ago and all you fuckers did was make it into a gay thing when I thought it was neat that I basically inadvertantly created a nostalgic smell for a really good fucking game
Still think of it as my MGS3 cologne. It's happened with other things too, I drank a certain flavor of tea when I was watching Gurren Lagann and every time I taste it now it brings me back.
d020b1 No.13628257
>>13628221
What are you, 10?
63452f No.13628272
>>13628257
>recollections via smell or sight is for faggots! XD
I hate this new generation of faggots.
cafb37 No.13628278
>>13628086
Lemme try to fix your thread for you.
>There was no dialog in the end acknowledging it.
WHAT ARE SOME GAMES THAT ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGE OR REWARD YOU FOR DOING STUFF LIKE THAT?
Bonus points if it's not obvious like Undertale's snowman.
d81e02 No.13628287
>>13628086
Anon, she also wants noodles.
1708ba No.13628288
>Random Generic RPG #257
>MC gets his first weapon from someone close to him, it obviously means a lot
>shortly after random mob or store clerk gives chance for better one.
>Keep shit first weapon for whole game because it's a memento
There are other instances where I have kept random junk instead of selling it, like characters amulet or w/e but I keep it cuz it is a memento for that person even though it sucks.
f14b2b No.13628291
>>13628221
Sounds like you're ready to take a solid snake from big boss, fam
63452f No.13628302
>>13628288
>play lunar for the psx
>it's the demo
>look in my inventory and find a flute
>can't play it
>discard it because fuck it
>save my game because the demo allowed you to
>use the save from the demo to play the full game
>at the very end now and the game is telling me to play the damn flute
>mfw I just realized what is happening
>mfw my only options are to restart the game or accept that this is as far as I go
And that's when I became a horder in video games.
d020b1 No.13628304
>>13628272
If you got MGS HD Collection as a gift from your parents then you must be underage.
63452f No.13628312
>>13628304
>implying that was even the point
Sounds like you just have an axe to grind or a bored shitposter. Either way, I remember when shitposters were at least entertaining. No way you are sincere, only an idiot would miss the point of that story.
9181de No.13628316
>>13628221
you'd like to know why they call him Big Boss?
d020b1 No.13628320
>>13628312
The point of the story is that you should smell my dick
ebf320 No.13628321
>>13628316
Well he knows why they call him Naked Snake.
63452f No.13628328
Honestly OP, you fucked by opening up with MSG3. Sony is halal here, you should know that by now if you were not a newfag. Sorry you had to find out this way.
80c807 No.13628374
Bully the OP, he's probably from cuckchan
13d752 No.13628390
63452f No.13628407
>>13628374
I agree, only cuckchanners talk about vidya!
24651a No.13628415
>>13628328
>halal
So it was slaughtered in a kosher way?
63452f No.13628431
>>13628415
As far as /v/'s concerned, yes. :^)
80c807 No.13628444
>>13628407
(1) & done blogposting m8, i am sure you consider that top quality thread, go back to cuckchan yourself
836b6d No.13628602
>>13628086
What a good game, definitely my escape between vicious beatings at the hands of my step dad
076b57 No.13628714
>>13628444 (Checked)
>>13628374
people who bring this cuckchan stuff are probably from cuckchan and very insecure about themselves. its not like I use it or anything
6bc125 No.13628815
>>13628602
Anon, are you OK?
f0d14f No.13629194
>>13628602
Here, you are at least trying.
4e6845 No.13629238
>wants to try the MRE
nice, sounds like a good girl
00ebb3 No.13629536
>>13628302
>being able to discard key items
sign of bad game design.
63452f No.13629558
>>13629536
It was a demo that allowed you to save and use the save file on the main game. At most no one had fucking foresight when they made the decision to let you save in the demo.
I did replay it and eventually play Eternal Blue. I miss classic stories like that. Now we need some epic long convoluted story. I hate it.
d8ae94 No.13629629
>>13628316
L-lewd!
I wish BB would practive CQC all over me
d020b1 No.13629639
>>13629629
BB is pretty hot
5186a2 No.13629703
>>13628221
So how many gallons of semen have you spilled to the thought of BB fucking your tight willing ass, underagefag.
346da6 No.13629722
>>13628086
Even in games where I'm punished for getting everyone out of there alive like RTS'es, I try and do so anyhow and get great discomfort at losing way too many men over otherwise manageable battles.
098f36 No.13630188
>>13628221
What cologne was it?
122355 No.13639048
>>13628086
>>13629722
>play rts/rtt as germany or a like faction
>try to save guys, pick quality over quantity
>play rts/rtt as the USSR or like faction
>deliberately try human wave tactics even if there are better, more meta-y units that are probably going to be more cost effective
>laugh when i succeed because the opponent always fights people who use said metas and doesn't know what to do against this otherwise relatively squishy spam
>play an rts 2v2 or more where im in a position to turn the tide completely against the opponent team through some boring meta unit
>don't, but instead build a force of regular units and do something interesting, like a normandy-style amphibious assault or the like, trying to beat the enemy as if the game was fun and didn't have "game enders" because people are too dumb to break a stalemate through wit
>have actual fun
>win anyway
and one that i'm sure is rather common
>game has powerful healing/combat boost items
>save them up (especially if they're very limited/powerful) so i can use lots in some hard fight and beat the boss more easily
>end of the game
>inventory full of rare healing items and other stuff that i never used
>end up beating the game without ever using them
>ng+ (if game has it)
>do the exact same thing again
8205c2 No.13639064
Why do we suddenly hate video games?
9c71af No.13639080
>>13628288
Dragon Quest 8
If you keep the gear you start with you can craft it into better stuff when the fusion pot gets unlocked.
076937 No.13639275
>>13628221
>not having the hots for bigboss
What are you a faggot?
346da6 No.13639319
>>13639275
Do you have that pasta with the guy having his gf find out his big boss collection and "not being able to give up on Big Boss"?
8205c2 No.13639326
>>13639303
who is that cute boy?
bc71c4 No.13639376
>play a game
>has all sorts of silly extras
>dislike using them because muh immersion
>even on playthroughs that I've decided are for fun, I revert back to playing it for the story
>use canon weapons, armor, etc. and get slightly irritated if I can't do so
This doesn't happen nearly as often now that I'm older, but I still played through MGR:R multiple times with just my katana + Raiden's default look.
8205c2 No.13639513
>>13639303
>>13639370
Why did nobody tell me she got a new movie?
684405 No.13639533
>>13628320
I'm sure your parents can when they enter the house you unhygenic fuck
539336 No.13639639
>>13639376
Me too. Its a really stupid thing, but I like my immersion and tone.
232a98 No.13639796
>>13628086
>Play Mankind Divided
>Start hacking computers
>Pulls out pen and paper to take notes of what the mails said trying to piece together a puzzle
>Realise after 6 hours it was a bunch of horseshit and didn't mean anything
02c807 No.13639829
>>13639064
Fixed you're gay image
03769f No.13639837
>>13639303
who is that semen demon
02c807 No.13639839
>>13639829
Actually maybe this one works better
02c807 No.13639847
>>13639839
Here's a transparent version too
92149b No.13640066
>>13628221
I have this thing where Doritos salsa reminds me of RE4. Christmas reminds me of Majoras Mask.
4e7763 No.13640075
>>13640066
I mean, Salsa is Latin origin. And kid does kinda look like a Christmas ornament.
73a5b7 No.13640088
>>13640066
Speaking of RE, can I just play the HD remaster instead of the ps1 original? I remember people saying it was good.
2eaef2 No.13640105
>>13639796
How the fuck did you not realise that before you booted up the game? You're not playing La Mulana
4e7763 No.13640141
>>13640088
>Play the remaster first without playing the original
I mean, you can. But you won't pick up on all the little changes they made.
Its bruddy fun, but I still recommend RE2
4daa52 No.13640351
>play ff14
>obvious npc faggot hits on you all expansion
>can't believe you have to put up with it
>faggot takes a lance for you and dies
>keep family momento in my inventory in his honor
ac66b2 No.13640377
>>13640066
Oh man I know about this kind of stuff. Whenever I think of plugging back my Nintendo 64 it reminds le of being sick in bed as a kid and drinking chicken soup as I play Mario 64.
9718d0 No.13641717
>>13628221
>not being gar for Big Boss
What are you, gay?
3f4dbc No.13641806
>>13628086
>there will never ever be a PC version of MGS3 or 4
It hurts as much as MGS V being incomplete.
ac66b2 No.13641825
>>13641806
MGS4 is shit so it won't be missed but MGS3 really hurts. Imagine entirely new modded maps and VR style missions.
260c00 No.13642101
Has anyone ever tried CalorieMate? Is it like other MRE style eats where you can't shit for a week?
>>13628086
I have a tendency to keep all of my starter gear throughout a game in my inventory and wear at least a piece of it. I don't even remember why I started doing this.
9e280c No.13642115
>>13642101
CalorieMate is just a dry shortbread with very mild flavoring. There isn't much to say about it.
260c00 No.13642184
>>13642115
They definitely don't look like they taste like much but look compact.
abb937 No.13642220
When I start a new game in Monster Hunter I pick a weapon class and stick to it, while never deviating until I beat the story. Having to git gud with Gunlance or Heavy Bowgun by exclusively using it is challenging, but very rewarding when you get the hang of it.
When I was a kid I decided to play Pokemon Sapphire while only ever grabbing 3 pokemon. Torchic, Magikarp and Swablu. No HM slaves, no picking up any other pokemon, and boxing Castform immediately. Half of the moves my characters had were HMs, but they were overlevelled enough that I could take out Archie's pokemon with Rock Smash anyway. I'm going to do it again for Sun/Moon some day
acb0b7 No.13642266
>>13642220
You know playing the Pokemon games with less than 6 pokemon is easy mode, right?
abb937 No.13642304
>>13642266
That's what makes it fun though. Getting Blaziken before you fight Archie for the first time and soloing him with HMs blew my mind as a kid.
They've tweaked the EXP system since gen 5, so it isn't as overpowered as it was.
3208c9 No.13642310
>>13642304
>so it isn't as overpowered as it was
Other way around. It's even more broken now.
acb0b7 No.13642325
>>13642304
>he doesn't know
62c025 No.13642328
>>13642184
It is basically a shortbread/perishable veriety of hardtack. Same ratios for ingredients, plus shortbread ingredients like butter and egg. It is obviously baked for less time, and probably doesnt get baked twice or three times like traditional hardtack. Its a convenience meme. Iirc thier shelf life is less than 8 months, so not viable for rations
47e67e No.13642345
>>13629536
A case of bad localization. The Japanese version doesn't require the flute to beat the game. The English version by Working Designs hard-codes it so you can't move it from the hero's inventory (wasting one of his limited slots on an item that is only used at the very end), but it must have been late enough for the demo to not have that.
dd3974 No.13642349
>>13642310
wheres that deer from?
3208c9 No.13642380
>>13642349
Boku no Bibletoads
4e7763 No.13642570
>>13641825
>You will never play as rumble roses characters on a private server with /v/
Fuck, the online mode was fun. Why didn't they do a PC port?
ac66b2 No.13642592
>>13642101
>CalorieMate
Everyone threw a hissy fit when Squeenix put Cup Noodles in FFXV but nobody cared about this back then. Times sure have changed.
260c00 No.13642623
>>13642328
I meant to check that, what a weak shelf life.
4e7763 No.13642726
>>13641806
What're you talking about anon? That was how the game was SUPPOSED to end. You were meant to come to the conclusions on your own :^)
>>13642592
It really wasn't as blatant as the cup of noodles advertising though.
1ef256 No.13642737
>>13639839
>>13639847
What'd you use to remove the white background?
a84ff1 No.13642900
>>13628221
>>13630188
lmmfao
srsly tho drop the name and we'll judge if it's MGS-worthy
>>13629558
technically that is the very definition, but we're just used to it because it's a very old-timey grecian heroic setup we've heard since being kids. I mean that's the whole shtick of Ghaleon's arc.
Especially in the remakes where he acquires a full waifu harem and not just one.
>>13629536
I kind of like it just for the Sierra-ness of it.
"Why am I holding onto this fucking pie anyway? Imma just eat it."
I can't remember who it was but someone (Space Quest or Rex Nebular, one of those styles anyway) actually had a joke based on that where the hero super-glued the key item to their hand and could not get rid of it til the assigned scene. "How do you propose I get rid of it? It's stuck to my hand!"
Good thing it wasn't anything like a random bit of metal you needed to throw into the gears of a machine to stop them, that would be just awkward.
ad57dc No.13642925
>>13642380
Come on just tell me.
3208c9 No.13642977
ad57dc No.13643012
>>13642977
Stop billying, I just want the source, and that image isn't enough to go off to get it myself.
a84ff1 No.13643161
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13642726
The fuck? Never heard of this but, lol is this FF's "DnC dante" moment?
>>13628272 You forgot sound, dummy!
>>13639639
depends on what you're playing, but I like it when joke weapons make sense, like Siegfried's giant cog paddle in Soul Calibur. Like you're taking a piss and get jumped and suddenly gotta Jackie Chan it, and hey this is just the same size and shape of my old weapon!
I did that with Link To The Past, beating most of the game without the sword (lol bugnet) pretending it was being forged in RL time, heh. (Any time a game gives you that option instead of fading to black, really)
Hey, it's supposed to be an adventure game amirite?
Similarly kitchen utensils instead of real knives/swords (look up why the butter knife was created for some decent lulz) or flagpole lances, basically just use Dead Rising and the Die Hard arcade game as a guideline.
>>13639048
I think that last one is common just because most jrpgs are babby games aside from the rare (skin-tearing) gemstone like Legend of Legaia.
Gamearts falls into that other weird bracket of "yeah, the bosses do stupid damage, but you pick up heal all items like every 10 steps, so we'll force you to use them. Oh and your token priest character replicates that effect." Basically only used SP restores until the final boss. (And Borgan in 2)
Love the old Total Annihilation for that RTS thing btw, the meta units pretty much all had cancelers or otherwise serious flaws and the nukes of course had anti-nuke missiles. 50/50 as to whether you end it fighting with 'sticks' (peewees) or tier 3 tanks, or you do some wacky shit like transports carrying suicide units
Also sometimes it just makes pure sense as the 3 squads you lose cost way less than that one tank (especially in like Sudden Strike) . I think C&C was the first one that really pushed the "save your guys" thing with its scoring system though, and then you eventually get medics and repair shops.
That and the 'carry things to the end because reasons' are my personal 'tisms, though sometimes it's just to beat the last boss with a literal stick and pot lid.
Doubly so if there was a dude that died and you have the opportunity to sell his stuff and no one else can use it
although if it's a 3D action style one, I'll drop the weapon (typically axes or giant swords for some reason, so they actually do have a tombstone-like shape anyway.) during the last boss fight as a sort of funeral marker. "See that, buddy? We did it! And we still had you with us!"
15c6bb No.13643599
I rarely use resurrection and healing items. In some games I practically never use a certain resource (games like God of War, not strategy games, that'd be too autistic).
>>13642900
>lmmfao
>srsly tho
557c38 No.13643640
>>13643012
>billying
Prepare to be bullied.
df1d5f No.13643650
>>13628221
Not vidya related but I used instrumental music to memorize long ass boring lessons (I have a massive memory but it only keeps stuff that sparks my interest), each lesson had its associated music, during exams I would remember the song and it would lead me to write the whole thing almost identically to how it was written in the book/notes.
I used the EvE soundtrack for Literature and the Pastorale for French.>>13628221
0d4b9d No.13643734
>>13643012
>billying
Fags like you are basically asking to be bullied.
b8b974 No.13643783
>>13628304
MGS3HD came out almost six years ago.
622ca4 No.13646075
>>13640066
>Christmas reminds me of Majoras Mask.
Are you sure it's not the 22nd of December instead? You have 3 days . . . left of shopping till Christmas.
3208c9 No.13646102
>>13646075
It should have been Dawn of the first day. 72 hours (of shopping) remain you fucking Redditor.
8e5ae9 No.13650087
>>13628278
Not sure if it counts but in Okami there was this woman that let you draw a "logo" for you to wear only to be busy working on it for the rest of the game. Then at the very end she jumps into the last static victory frame to slap the logo as the epitome of the celebration. It worked very well.
8e5ae9 No.13650092
>>13650087
forgot publicity pic
0e0239 No.13653310
>>13629629
I just noticed the reference to crab battle in that daki
3c80ea No.13653336
c85e18 No.13653339
>>13628221
>mgs3 not big boss you fucking faggots
I knew you were going to say mgs3 and not big boss. Your post was talking about mgs3 and not big boss, so you are the faggot.
c85e18 No.13653399
>>13628086
When I finally got into Doom 3, the song Don't Phunk With My Heart was just released. I played Doom 3 with the music muted, and Don't Phunk With My Heart playing on repeat because I was so obsessed with that song.
c85e18 No.13653428
>>13643012
>Stop billying
LMAO!
229314 No.13653449
>>13628304
>>13629703
>underage
You do realize the HD Collection was released in 2011, right? He could've been 12 when it was gifted to him and he'd still be an adult now.
c85e18 No.13653457
>>13628288
That's normal. Not autistic at all.
3c80ea No.13653471
>>13653449
>18 year olds are browsing 8chan right now
I feel nothing but disgust
c85e18 No.13653497
>>13641806
MGS3 can be emulated, and MGS4 will be emulated soon.
7b673e No.13653669
Probably minor, but I beat both Kingdom hearts with the original keyblade because it had the coolest design and it was THEE keyblade even if it had the worst stats. Ansem was hell.
e95b12 No.13653805
>>13653497
>playing a game 10 years late
a95953 No.13654167
>>13653805
Why not, it's not like it has an expiration date. That's like saying you can't watch a movie over 10 years old.
8803e5 No.13654285
>>13653471
>18 year olds have been browsing 8chan since they were 14
3a8740 No.13655056
>>13639639
>>13639376
This.
>Endless Space 2
>play tutorial
>"the Vodyani suck life life force of other races to grow. Pretty grim, huh?"
>"Pretty Grim, huh?"
Tone fucking ruined by millennial shits who can't even stand the tension of an evil race existing in a videogame.
c85e18 No.13655111
>>13655056
How is this proof that millennials can't stand evil races?
ad1c74 No.13655140
>>13654167
>That's like saying you can't watch a movie over 10 years old.
I can't, actually. It's a rare neurological disorder.
3a8740 No.13655148
>>13655111
I had a reply for you, but since you're playing incredulous feeling personally insulted guy, you get this. Learn to read.