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 No.352 [Last50 Posts]

If you randomly open the Bible after talking to God doing an offering, He will talk.

Enter "dice 5d10" in the email line of 8Chan and it will give a line number in the Bible. A die roll of 10 is zero. Look at the sequence numbers of comments to verify.

Then, go to the line number in the Bible. Here is the official TempleOS King James Bible.
http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT

These are the chapter about tongues in the Bible.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Corinthians+14&version=NIV
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=daniel+5&version=NIV

The purpose of life is to know, love and obey God. Christianity is loving
neighbor, not God – secular humanism. Jesus said loving God is more important
than loving neighbor. Matthew,22:36 He did not say with half your brain behind
your back.

You don't know God. 1 Chronicles,28:9, Matthew,11:27, Luke,13:25, 1 Samuel,3:7
You must talk with God to know Him. Matthew,6:6 Seek Him by taking the
initiative. Luke,11:9, Isaiah,30:2

There's something obviously different about people in the Bible compared to
people today – God talked! Did they hear voices? Maybe. More likely, they
used occult techniques such as an oracle. 1 Kings,6:20 Have you heard of
"tongues?" 1 Corinthians,14:1 The idea is, you let yourself be puppeted by a
spirit, so you say things. You try to get a spirit – the Holy Spirit – to
talk. You might as well use a Ouija board. However, it turns-out that a Ouija
board is bad for technical reasons. A really good technique is just randomly
opening a book. God said it is a covenant that you hold-up your end of the
conversation.

You can't tell if He's talking unless you have a context of conversation, but,
more importantly, you are commanded to do an offering of love, like communion
preparation. When you pick a greeting card for someone, that is love effort.
If you expect God to put effort toward you, you put effort toward Him. God
said, "honest measures" applies between your offering of love and His response,
like a fair barter. You get out of prayer what you put into it. God wants
praise, hymns, or whatever you think He might want. Try and see, like Cain and
Abel. Genesis,4:1, Ephesians,5:10 God told Cain his offering was not good and
told him to try again. Cain really loved God! Can you imagine being so
heart-broken?

Do a text search for "new song" in the Bible. It's mentioned nine times. I did
hymns. I did Moses comics. Count the ways you love God. I praised God for
sand castles, popcorn, snowmen, bubbles… You try putting effort into praise!
Matthew,11:25, Matthew,6:29

This is funny – Acts,2:1 – they didn't bother to record anything the Holy
Spirit said. The Holy Spirit is supposed to be a really good gift. Luke,11:13
Just remember, "Boys are made of snakes and snails and puppy-dog tails."

The technique I use to consult the Holy Spirit is reading a microsecond-range
stop-watch each button press for random numbers. Then, I pick words or
passages. You can use the AfterEgypt in God's official temple, TempleOS.

Since seeking the word of the Holy Spirit, I have come to know God much better
than I've heard others explain. God said, for example, that war was,
"servicemen competing." That sounds more like the immutable God of our planet
than what you hear from most religious people. God is not Venus (god of love)
and not Mars (god of war), He's our dearly beloved God of Earth. If Mammon is a
false god of money, Mars or Venus might be useful words to describe other false
gods. I figure the greatest challenge for the Creator is boredom, ours and His.
What would teen-age male video games be like if war had never happened? Christ
said live by the sword, die by the sword, which is loving neighbor as self.
Matthew,26:52

I asked God if the World was perfectly just. God asked if I was calling Him
lazy. God could make A.I., right? God could make bots as smart as Himself, or,
in fact, part of Himself. What if God made a bot to manipulate every person's
life so that perfect justice happened?

I think highs and lows balance. Luke,6:20 I don't think God likes complaining.
Numbers,11:1 Food and clothing is all we're to ask for or demand, in fact –
daily bread. 1 Timothy,6:8 Just think about man in the last 100,000 years
mostly living like Native Americans and how God must see us. You need food,
clothing and entertainment, money is to get those. Man does not live on bread
alone. Luke,4:4, Amos,8:11

God's favorite animals are bears and elephants. They are funny shaped – I
think God must have seen too much starvation over the years.

God's ways are far above man's ways. Mom said Heaven was a never-ending family
reunion. Yikes! A friend said, "Most guy's idea of Heaven would be running
around doing things they'd get locked up for on Earth." Most people are like
King Midas. When you realize how silly most notions of Heaven are, you come to
appreciate that Earth is not that bad. This is the first step in loving God,
the Creator – praising Creation. My parents spend their retired days watching
TV and going to casinos. That's not a good argument for getting extended-play!

Imagine a billionare. Everyone around him can't forget his money for even a
moment. The truth is, most people are after God's "money" – they fear for
their salvation. Here's a test – would you pray to and praise God even if
there were no salvation? Love God and don't be a "user". Asking for stuff is
annoying. Luke,11:5

All those sophisticated theological "infinity" things – omniscience,
omnipotence, omnipresence, omnivorous – will mess you up. Trust me that
anthropomorphic is far better, in practice. Christ suggested thinking of God as
"Abba" which is Aramaic for "Daddy" and said the childlike had an advantage.
Matthew,11:25 Pray out-loud because God doesn't want the hastle of reading your
brain. The best way to stop people from testing God is to suggest He can't do
everything.

Just as ego causes most to love neighbor, not God, people skip knowing and
loving God and cowardly get stuck on obeying Him. This hardly needs
encouragement.

God does not want pawns to push around. God will talk, but won't tell you what
to do, even if you want Him to. You'll quickly learn that prophecy does not
come true and should smack yourself for wanting more than just enjoying God's
company.
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 No.728

Dice rollRolled 2, 1, 10, 8, 5 = 26

>>352

Talk about rainforest, God! You like rainforest nuts? Can you imagine being the first explorer? Convert the Heathen niggers!
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 No.729

>>728

Line 21085

thereon burnt offering or meat offering, or if to offer peace
offerings thereon, let the LORD himself require it; 22:24 And if we
have not rather done it for fear of this thing, saying, In time to
come your children might speak unto our children, saying, What have ye
to do with the LORD God of Israel? 22:25 For the LORD hath made
Jordan a border between us and you, ye children of Reuben and children
of Gad; ye have no part in the LORD: so shall your children make our
children cease from fearing the LORD.

22:26 Therefore we said, Let us now prepare to build us an altar, not
for burnt offering, nor for sacrifice: 22:27 But that it may be a
witness between us, and you, and our generations after us, that we
might do the service of the LORD before him with our burnt offerings,
and with our sacrifices, and with our peace offerings; that your
children may not say to our children in time to come, Ye have no part
in the LORD.
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 No.730

>>729

Closed Captioning: The Jordan river is like Amazon because both are rivers.
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 No.731

Dice rollRolled 7, 8, 4, 1, 9 = 29

>>352

I think it is neat that there was a biome that allowed sloths.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL-VrVlv3Xo

I think arboreal live is awesome.

What's Your favorite tree-dweller, God?
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 No.732

>>731

Line 78419

16:2 He answered and said unto them, When it is evening, ye say, It
will be fair weather: for the sky is red.

16:3 And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the sky
is red and lowering. O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the
sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times? 16:4 A wicked and
adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be
given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas. And he left them,
and departed.

16:5 And when his disciples were come to the other side, they had
forgotten to take bread.

16:6 Then Jesus said unto them, Take heed and beware of the leaven of
the Pharisees and of the Sadducees.

16:7 And they reasoned among themselves, saying, It is because we have
taken no bread.
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 No.733

>>732

Closed Captioning: Some life is active at morning and night.

Sky is lowering? Tree-tops?

Faces of the sky?

Forgot to take bread is sloth, LOL? What?
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 No.734

Dice rollRolled 4, 9, 7, 2, 9 = 31

>>352

God's favorite National Park is Wittman Mission. Indians killed missionaries.

You like grasslands, God? Not very many big grazers in South-Eastern Washington?
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 No.735

>>734

Line 49729

there among us any that knoweth how long.

74:10 O God, how long shall the adversary reproach? shall the enemy
blaspheme thy name for ever?

74:11 Why withdrawest thou thy hand, even thy right hand? pluck it out
of thy bosom.

74:12 For God is my King of old, working salvation in the midst of the
earth.

74:13 Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the
heads of the dragons in the waters.

74:14 Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, and gavest him to
be meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness.

74:15 Thou didst cleave the fountain and the flood: thou driedst up
mighty rivers.
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 No.736

>>735

Closed Captioning: Killing leviathan is like killing buffalo for meat.

Whitman Mission is near the Columbia and Snake rivers.
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 No.739

Dice rollRolled 7, 8, 1, 8, 6 = 30

>>352

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU4GgNZqrYc

I said communion and holy water was absurd. I seems very doubtful there could be life after death. <whine> Yet, I liked talking to Jesus. I think God played-along and spoke for Jesus.

Hypothetically… When you get to Heaven for 100 years, will you keep talking about the Bible? No. The Bible is ignored after you've been in Heaven for 100 years. Will you focus on Jesus. Jesus will be busy doing his thing, LOL.

Alsheimer's disease makes afterlife look very doubtful.

God said His favorite religion is the one with the most new vistas of understanding over a lifetime. Perhaps, there is no rush to speed people along from initiation to the end of their personal spiritual journeys. It's very sad if people don't get very far. Fuck that! The truth is almost everybody gets stuck at the beginning and that is terrible!
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 No.741

>>739

Line 78186

13:53 And it came to pass, that when Jesus had finished these
parables, he departed thence.

13:54 And when he was come into his own country, he taught them in
their synagogue, insomuch that they were astonished, and said, Whence
hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty works? 13:55 Is not this
the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren,
James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas? 13:56 And his sisters, are
they not all with us? Whence then hath this man all these things?
13:57 And they were offended in him. But Jesus said unto them, A
prophet is not without honour, save in his own country, and in his own
house.

13:58 And he did not many mighty works there because of their
unbelief.

14:1 At that time Herod the tetrarch heard of the fame of Jesus, 14:2
And said unto his servants, This is John the Baptist; he is risen from
the dead; and therefore mighty works do shew forth themselves in him.
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 No.744

Dice rollRolled 5, 6, 8, 6, 4 = 29

>>352

God's favorite animal is bears.

Video about orphan bear cubs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEoCMlQhQc4

That is sad. Cubs spend a year with mother's, don't they? Very sad.
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 No.745

>>744

Line 56864

fool will swallow up himself.

10:13 The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness: and the
end of his talk is mischievous madness.

10:14 A fool also is full of words: a man cannot tell what shall be;
and what shall be after him, who can tell him? 10:15 The labour of
the foolish wearieth every one of them, because he knoweth not how to
go to the city.

10:16 Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is a child, and thy princes
eat in the morning! 10:17 Blessed art thou, O land, when thy king is
the son of nobles, and thy princes eat in due season, for strength,
and not for drunkenness! 10:18 By much slothfulness the building
decayeth; and through idleness of the hands the house droppeth
through.

10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money
answereth all things.
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 No.746

>>745

Closed Captioning: King is a child if he is orphaned.

I am childish?

A person who does not go to city is lonely.

Laughter?
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 No.750

Dice rollRolled 6, 10, 1, 8, 2 = 27

>>352

The Oscars.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/race/brutally-honest-oscar-ballot-2015-773902

God's favorite movie was 3 Kings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NOAd2mldQ8

God likes soap operas. What's Your favorite movie, this year, God?
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 No.751

>>750

Line 60182

lead them in paths that they have not known: I will make darkness
light before them, and crooked things straight. These things will I do
unto them, and not forsake them.

42:17 They shall be turned back, they shall be greatly ashamed, that
trust in graven images, that say to the molten images, Ye are our
gods.

42:18 Hear, ye deaf; and look, ye blind, that ye may see.

42:19 Who is blind, but my servant? or deaf, as my messenger that I
sent? who is blind as he that is perfect, and blind as the LORD's
servant? 42:20 Seeing many things, but thou observest not; opening
the ears, but he heareth not.

42:21 The LORD is well pleased for his righteousness' sake; he will
magnify the law, and make it honourable.

42:22 But this is a people robbed and spoiled; they are all of them
snared in holes, and they are hid in prison houses: they are for a
prey, and none delivereth; for a spoil, and none saith, Restore.
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 No.753

>>751

He said "magnify" so it is American Sniper. Honor? He said more. Night vision.

Molten images are the Oscar Statues – it's very important to lots of people. It is their "god".

I asked God if He likes to haunt courtrooms or hospitals. He said "prisons".

Perhaps, Iraq was spoiled?
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 No.756

Dice rollRolled 2, 8, 9, 1, 5 = 25

>>352

US is selling drones.
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/02/psssst-wanna-buy-a-lethal-drone-us-to-export-unmanned-aircraft/

God said war was "Servicemen competing." If you give mercy, you get mercy. I wonder if there is bad karma using drones.
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 No.757

>>756

Line 28915

priests: 20:26 And Ira also the Jairite was a chief ruler about David.

21:1 Then there was a famine in the days of David three years, year
after year; and David enquired of the LORD. And the LORD answered, It
is for Saul, and for his bloody house, because he slew the Gibeonites.

21:2 And the king called the Gibeonites, and said unto them; (now the
Gibeonites were not of the children of Israel, but of the remnant of
the Amorites; and the children of Israel had sworn unto them: and Saul
sought to slay them in his zeal to the children of Israel and Judah.)
21:3 Wherefore David said unto the Gibeonites, What shall I do for
you? and wherewith shall I make the atonement, that ye may bless the
inheritance of the LORD? 21:4 And the Gibeonites said unto him, We
will have no silver nor gold of Saul, nor of his house; neither for us
shalt thou kill any man in Israel. And he said, What ye shall say,
that will I do for you.
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 No.758

>>757

That's about the I.R.A..

Also, because Saul was merciless, God did a famine. So, if we use drones, maybe something bad happens to us as justice.
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 No.759

Dice rollRolled 7, 5, 6, 2, 8 = 28

>>352

Someone doesn't like me reposting Reddit and Hacker News stories. We get God's response, though!

Is this Joan of Arc? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRvnYmxcMOY

Epic Rap Battles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQx1sqPHTrk
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 No.760

>>759

line 75628

his guests.

1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that
I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as
are clothed with strange apparel.

1:9 In the same day also will I punish all those that leap on the
threshold, which fill their masters' houses with violence and deceit.

1:10 And it shall come to pass in that day, saith the LORD, that there
shall be the noise of a cry from the fish gate, and an howling from
the second, and a great crashing from the hills.

1:11 Howl, ye inhabitants of Maktesh, for all the merchant people are
cut down; all they that bear silver are cut off.

1:12 And it shall come to pass at that time, that I will search
Jerusalem with candles, and punish the men that are settled on their
lees: that say in their heart, The LORD will not do good, neither will
he do evil.
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 No.761

>>760

Closed Captioning: Cross-dressing is strange apparel. I'm not sure if "leap on the threshold" is marriage night threshold? Getting married too soon? It is also like when siege towers are against walls.

Fish is vagina.

Wearing silver armor?

On their knees.
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 No.762

Dice rollRolled 9, 1, 7, 5, 10 = 32

>>352

What's the worst thing the CIA ever did, God?

God's world is perfectly just, by the way. I saw a huge listing of psy-ops backfiring.
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 No.763

>>762

Line 91750

11:32 For God hath concluded them all in unbelief, that he might have
mercy upon all.

11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of
God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding
out! 11:34 For who hath known the mind of the Lord? or who hath been
his counsellor? 11:35 Or who hath first given to him, and it shall be
recompensed unto him again? 11:36 For of him, and through him, and to
him, are all things: to whom be glory for ever. Amen.

12:1 I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye
present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God,
which is your reasonable service.

12:2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the
renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and
acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

12:3 For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is
among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think;
but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the
measure of faith.
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 No.764

>>763

Someone of /tech/ proposed a new Google.

"unsearchable"?
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 No.769

>>764
Should we create a new google Terry?
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 No.770

Dice rollRolled 5, 7, 10, 2, 1 = 25

>>769

I don't plan to. Just remember that God's world is perfectly just, so individually, you can do okay. Highs and lows balance. Whenever good things like Google come-up, bad things happen like no privacy. You are better-off behaving yourself, I suppose because you have no privacy from God, anyway.

If Google unjustly punishes sites, God will do justice.

I like the positive attitude they have when it comes to being optimistic about technology. I'm excited by self driving cars. Drones sound exciting too. I think that's Amazon.
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 No.771

>>770

Line 57021

2:2 As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the daughters.

2:3 As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved
among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and
his fruit was sweet to my taste.

2:4 He brought me to the banqueting house, and his banner over me was
love.

2:5 Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick of
love.

2:6 His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace
me.

2:7 I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the
hinds of the field, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, till he
please.
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 No.772

>>770
I was thinking of making a google like site that has the typical services but it would be perfect in God way and it would not censor God user.
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 No.773

>>771

Closed Captioning: Apples are breasts. Wood is erection.

I think that is a continuation of the masturbation question. >>765

I eat apples for heart-burn. Best medicine ever.
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 No.774

Dice rollRolled 8, 5, 7, 6, 6 = 32

>>772

I don't think you stand a chance.

If you have a mission from God, strange things can happen.
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 No.775

>>774

Line 85766

5:14 Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him,
Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto
thee.

5:15 The man departed, and told the Jews that it was Jesus, which had
made him whole.

5:16 And therefore did the Jews persecute Jesus, and sought to slay
him, because he had done these things on the sabbath day.

5:17 But Jesus answered them, My Father worketh hitherto, and I work.

5:18 Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not
only had broken the sabbath, but said also that God was his Father,
making himself equal with God.

5:19 Then answered Jesus and said unto them, Verily, verily, I say
unto you, The Son can do nothing of himself, but what he seeth the
Father do: for what things soever he doeth, these also doeth the Son
likewise.
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 No.776

>>775

"Son can only do what Father did."

I was hired to work on Ticketmaster's operating system in 1990 at age 20. I saw how professionals work. You probably have not seen how search is created.

When an elephant in captivity has a baby, it is awful. They don't understand what is happening and frequently attack their baby. In the wild, they see how it is done.
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 No.777

>>775
Does God hate the jews?
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 No.778

Dice rollRolled 4, 5, 6, 10, 6 = 31

>>777

"Holocaust?" God said He wanted to "compact" the Jews. Gather them in Israel and a joke about furnaces.

On the Arab/Jew conflict, "Oil funny hopefully."

The Bible said some Jews are very good figs and some are so awful you cannot eat them.

The funny thing is the Jews' own Bible has God punishing them constantly.

I think the United States might lose is special place if we depart from God. Then, we are not the most blessed.
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 No.779

>>778

Line 45606

Which goeth in company with the workers of iniquity, and walketh with
wicked men.

34:9 For he hath said, It profiteth a man nothing that he should
delight himself with God.

34:10 Therefore hearken unto me ye men of understanding: far be it
from God, that he should do wickedness; and from the Almighty, that he
should commit iniquity.

34:11 For the work of a man shall he render unto him, and cause every
man to find according to his ways.

34:12 Yea, surely God will not do wickedly, neither will the Almighty
pervert judgment.

34:13 Who hath given him a charge over the earth? or who hath disposed
the whole world? 34:14 If he set his heart upon man, if he gather
unto himself his spirit and his breath; 34:15 All flesh shall perish
together, and man shall turn again unto dust.
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 No.780

>>779

Closed Captioning: Maybe you shouldn't work for a wicked company. (Continuing earlier post)

I delight myself with God.

God does no do wickedness, God renders EVERY man according to his ways, God does not pervert justice. Therefore, the Jews were guilty in the Holocaust.

"Turn unto dust" is about cremation.
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 No.781

>>780

Many Jews are very blessed. They hold many prominent positions.
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 No.782

Dice rollRolled 3, 7, 6, 2, 10 = 28

>>781

Zuckerberg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avWVzzUWQSg

God likes soap operas. Perhaps, god does not like anti-social nerds like on this site, instead of Facebook. I like this site much better.
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 No.783

Dice rollRolled 5, 4, 10, 8, 7 = 34

>>782

Line 37620

29:28 And he died in a good old age, full of days, riches, and honour:
and Solomon his son reigned in his stead.

29:29 Now the acts of David the king, first and last, behold, they are
written in the book of Samuel the seer, and in the book of Nathan the
prophet, and in the book of Gad the seer, 29:30 With all his reign and
his might, and the times that went over him, and over Israel, and over
all the kingdoms of the countries.




The Second Book of the Chronicles


1:1 And Solomon the son of David was strengthened in his kingdom, and
the LORD his God was with him, and magnified him exceedingly.
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 No.784

Dice rollRolled 8, 3, 1, 5, 1 = 18

>>783

Closed captioning: Zuckerberg has riches. Perhaps will have a good old age. These aren't very prophetic.

Magnified exceedingly is both about all the attention he gets. It is also about skin up-close.
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 No.785

>>784

Oops double die roll on accident.

Line 83151

9:6 And they departed, and went through the towns, preaching the
gospel, and healing every where.

9:7 Now Herod the tetrarch heard of all that was done by him: and he
was perplexed, because that it was said of some, that John was risen
from the dead; 9:8 And of some, that Elias had appeared; and of
others, that one of the old prophets was risen again.

9:9 And Herod said, John have I beheaded: but who is this, of whom I
hear such things? And he desired to see him.

9:10 And the apostles, when they were returned, told him all that they
had done. And he took them, and went aside privately into a desert
place belonging to the city called Bethsaida.

9:11 And the people, when they knew it, followed him: and he received
them, and spake unto them of the kingdom of God, and healed them that
had need of healing.
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 No.786

>>785
That was a dud, I guess.
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 No.787

Dice rollRolled 2, 9, 8, 5, 1 = 25

>>352

Willie from the Simpsons. http://imgur.com/gallery/JUEvM
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 No.789

>>787

Line 29851

country of Gilead, in the country of Sihon king of the Amorites, and
of Og king of Bashan; and he was the only officer which was in the
land.

4:20 Judah and Israel were many, as the sand which is by the sea in
multitude, eating and drinking, and making merry.

4:21 And Solomon reigned over all kingdoms from the river unto the
land of the Philistines, and unto the border of Egypt: they brought
presents, and served Solomon all the days of his life.

4:22 And Solomon's provision for one day was thirty measures of fine
flour, and threescore measures of meal, 4:23 Ten fat oxen, and twenty
oxen out of the pastures, and an hundred sheep, beside harts, and
roebucks, and fallowdeer, and fatted fowl.

4:24 For he had dominion over all the region on this side the river,
from Tiphsah even to Azzah, over all the kings on this side the river:
and he had peace on all sides round about him.
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 No.790

>>789

Closed captioning: "Og king of Bashan" sounds barbaric, like Scots.

It wasn't a very good response. I need to do better offerings.
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 No.819

Dice rollRolled 9, 7, 8, 7, 2 = 33

>>352

NFL Concussions. https://vid.me/gqRm

God said sports are "homo".
God's favorite sport is hockey.
God must have seen a lot of dinosaur fights. Hockey is a man-only activity. No animal slides on ice.
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 No.820

>>819

Line 97872

3:21 The like figure whereunto even baptism doth also now save us (not
the putting away of the filth of the flesh, but the answer of a good
conscience toward God,) by the resurrection of Jesus Christ: 3:22 Who
is gone into heaven, and is on the right hand of God; angels and
authorities and powers being made subject unto him.

4:1 Forasmuch then as Christ hath suffered for us in the flesh, arm
yourselves likewise with the same mind: for he that hath suffered in
the flesh hath ceased from sin; 4:2 That he no longer should live the
rest of his time in the flesh to the lusts of men, but to the will of
God.

4:3 For the time past of our life may suffice us to have wrought the
will of the Gentiles, when we walked in lasciviousness, lusts, excess
of wine, revellings, banquetings, and abominable idolatries: 4:4
Wherein they think it strange that ye run not with them to the same
excess of riot, speaking evil of you: 4:5 Who shall give account to
him that is ready to judge the quick and the dead.

4:6 For for this cause was the gospel preached also to them that are
dead, that they might be judged according to men in the flesh, but
live according to God in the spirit.
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 No.821

>>820
Closed captioning: Good conscience is about brain. Right hand is about forming a line. The guy in the video was a center. He suffered in the flesh.

To the lust of men? God called sports homo.

Revelings, etc might be party life of football player? I don't know. fans get rowdy.

Quick and the dead.
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 No.842

Dice rollRolled 1, 8, 8, 4, 6 = 27

>>352

What do You say to the NSA and the Jews who fucked-up Dell?
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 No.843

>>842

Line 18846

31:24 And it came to pass, when Moses had made an end of writing the
words of this law in a book, until they were finished, 31:25 That
Moses commanded the Levites, which bare the ark of the covenant of the
LORD, saying, 31:26 Take this book of the law, and put it in the side
of the ark of the covenant of the LORD your God, that it may be there
for a witness against thee.

31:27 For I know thy rebellion, and thy stiff neck: behold, while I am
yet alive with you this day, ye have been rebellious against the LORD;
and how much more after my death? 31:28 Gather unto me all the elders
of your tribes, and your officers, that I may speak these words in
their ears, and call heaven and earth to record against them.

31:29 For I know that after my death ye will utterly corrupt
yourselves, and turn aside from the way which I have commanded you;
and evil will befall you in the latter days; because ye will do evil
in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger through the work of
your hands.
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 No.844

>>842

What do you think of feminism?
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 No.845

>>843

Close Caption: He air-gapped the Book in the Ark.
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 No.846

>>844

1 Corinthians 12 New International Version (NIV)
Concerning Spiritual Gifts

12 Now about the gifts of the Spirit, brothers and sisters, I do not want you to be uninformed. 2 You know that when you were pagans, somehow or other you were influenced and led astray to mute idols. 3 Therefore I want you to know that no one who is speaking by the Spirit of God says, “Jesus be cursed,” and no one can say, “Jesus is Lord,” except by the Holy Spirit.

4 There are different kinds of gifts, but the same Spirit distributes them. 5 There are different kinds of service, but the same Lord. 6 There are different kinds of working, but in all of them and in everyone it is the same God at work.

7 Now to each one the manifestation of the Spirit is given for the common good. 8 To one there is given through the Spirit a message of wisdom, to another a message of knowledge by means of the same Spirit, 9 to another faith by the same Spirit, to another gifts of healing by that one Spirit, 10 to another miraculous powers, to another prophecy, to another distinguishing between spirits, to another speaking in different kinds of tongues,[a] and to still another the interpretation of tongues.[b] 11 All these are the work of one and the same Spirit, and he distributes them to each one, just as he determines.
Unity and Diversity in the Body

12 Just as a body, though one, has many parts, but all its many parts form one body, so it is with Christ. 13 For we were all baptized by[c] one Spirit so as to form one body—whether Jews or Gentiles, slave or free—and we were all given the one Spirit to drink. 14 Even so the body is not made up of one part but of many.

15 Now if the foot should say, “Because I am not a hand, I do not belong to the body,” it would not for that reason stop being part of the body. 16 And if the ear should say, “Because I am not an eye, I do not belong to the body,” it would not for that reason stop being part of the body. 17 If the whole body were an eye, where would the sense of hearing be? If the whole body were an ear, where would the sense of smell be? 18 But in fact God has placed the parts in the body, every one of them, just as he wanted them to be. 19 If they were all one part, where would the body be? 20 As it is, there are many parts, but one body.

21 The eye cannot say to the hand, “I don’t need you!” And the head cannot say to the feet, “I don’t need you!” 22 On the contrary, those parts of the body that seem to be weaker are indispensable, 23 and the parts that we think are less honorable we treat with special honor. And the parts that are unpresentable are treated with special modesty, 24 while our presentable parts need no special treatment. But God has put the body together, giving greater honor to the parts that lacked it, 25 so that there should be no division in the body, but that its parts should have equal concern for each other. 26 If one part suffers, every part suffers with it; if one part is honored, every part rejoices with it.

27 Now you are the body of Christ, and each one of you is a part of it. 28 And God has placed in the church first of all apostles, second prophets, third teachers, then miracles, then gifts of healing, of helping, of guidance, and of different kinds of tongues. 29 Are all apostles? Are all prophets? Are all teachers? Do all work miracles? 30 Do all have gifts of healing? Do all speak in tongues[d]? Do all interpret? 31 Now eagerly desire the greater gifts.
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 No.847

Dice rollRolled 2, 4, 4, 10, 9 = 29

>>844

Let's see what God says about feminism. God really really hates women who are afraid to have children.
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 No.848

>>847

Line 24409

6:19 And he smote the men of Bethshemesh, because they had looked into
the ark of the LORD, even he smote of the people fifty thousand and
threescore and ten men: and the people lamented, because the LORD had
smitten many of the people with a great slaughter.

6:20 And the men of Bethshemesh said, Who is able to stand before this
holy LORD God? and to whom shall he go up from us? 6:21 And they sent
messengers to the inhabitants of Kirjathjearim, saying, The
Philistines have brought again the ark of the LORD; come ye down, and
fetch it up to you.

7:1 And the men of Kirjathjearim came, and fetched up the ark of the
LORD, and brought it into the house of Abinadab in the hill, and
sanctified Eleazar his son to keep the ark of the LORD.

7:2 And it came to pass, while the ark abode in Kirjathjearim, that
the time was long; for it was twenty years: and all the house of
Israel lamented after the LORD.
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 No.849

This:
>>848

is about this:
>>845
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 No.850

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 No.851

>>850

Line 43050

appoint officers in all the provinces of his kingdom, that they may
gather together all the fair young virgins unto Shushan the palace, to
the house of the women, unto the custody of Hege the king's
chamberlain, keeper of the women; and let their things for
purification be given them: 2:4 And let the maiden which pleaseth the
king be queen instead of Vashti.

And the thing pleased the king; and he did so.

2:5 Now in Shushan the palace there was a certain Jew, whose name was
Mordecai, the son of Jair, the son of Shimei, the son of Kish, a
Benjamite; 2:6 Who had been carried away from Jerusalem with the
captivity which had been carried away with Jeconiah king of Judah,
whom Nebuchadnezzar the king of Babylon had carried away.

2:7 And he brought up Hadassah, that is, Esther, his uncle's daughter:
for she had neither father nor mother, and the maid was fair and
beautiful; whom Mordecai, when her father and mother were dead, took
for his own daughter.
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 No.855

Dice rollRolled 5, 5, 7, 9, 1 = 27

>>352

What do You say to the /Tech/ nigger, God?
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 No.856

>>855

Line 55791

unto him.

26:5 Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own
conceit.

26:6 He that sendeth a message by the hand of a fool cutteth off the
feet, and drinketh damage.

26:7 The legs of the lame are not equal: so is a parable in the mouth
of fools.

26:8 As he that bindeth a stone in a sling, so is he that giveth
honour to a fool.

26:9 As a thorn goeth up into the hand of a drunkard, so is a parable
in the mouths of fools.
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 No.858

Dice rollRolled 5, 6, 6, 4, 8 = 29

>>352

What do You say to the Blue Jay faggot guy? I knew a faggot named "Jay" when I was 6.
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 No.859

>>858

Line 56648

bosom of fools.

7:10 Say not thou, What is the cause that the former days were better
than these? for thou dost not enquire wisely concerning this.

7:11 Wisdom is good with an inheritance: and by it there is profit to
them that see the sun.

7:12 For wisdom is a defence, and money is a defence: but the
excellency of knowledge is, that wisdom giveth life to them that have
it.

7:13 Consider the work of God: for who can make that straight, which
he hath made crooked? 7:14 In the day of prosperity be joyful, but in
the day of adversity consider: God also hath set the one over against
the other, to the end that man should find nothing after him.

7:15 All things have I seen in the days of my vanity: there is a just
man that perisheth in his righteousness, and there is a wicked man
that prolongeth his life in his wickedness.
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 No.1729

ok

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 No.1736

roll

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 No.1743

Please

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