/sw/ - Star Wars

>>20575

E;R's back!

>>20588 (checked)

NICE!

>>20588

That nigga's alive?

Jensaarai1

Hates nucanon, prefers prequel kino and old EU.

Hour long video's based on interesting match ups.

Has been making dedicated star wars videos for hardcore fans for over 6 years. I have been watching him since his "Darth Plagueis Review".

Opinions that reflects the quality of this board and my favorite (((Jewtube))) video format the "VS Series"

>>20592

He's pretty good, really fucking biased though when it comes to his versus videos, alot like everybody else in the Council Forcecast except greyjedi.

>>20594

I'd say we need a versus thread here, but we'd need a wide variety of matchups to keep it interesting. It can't all be Force users against other Force users.

>>20594

I may be biased too because I usually agree with him like on Yoda not being as powerful as fans think but all people are biased so I don't hold it against him.

>>20593

100% Star Wars does that and I found him to be pretty alright. He does a lot of EU shit, but he has a fair share of Disney Wars-related videos, so proceed with caution.

>>20593

> I just wish he'd stop referencing Korra for everything

Yeah but the Rey trilogy is basically a live version of Korra.

>>20596

>>20597

I was referring to his Shaak Ti analysis, his recent Yoda one's pretty good

>>20588

I generally think E;R's an oversensitive unfunny tryhard with shit taste in movies, but his Star Wars reviews are on the money

>>20649

Which is funny because he's not even a Star Wars fan. Also, how is he oversensitive?

>>20651

>>20654

His whole Fury Road review screamed of finding SJW bullshit where there was none, got embarassing after a while

>>20593

>I just wish he'd stop referencing Korra for everything

To be fair, he grew up on AtLA and is a far bigger fan of it than anything else besides that autistic time travel weebshit. And unlike us he can't even cope with the tranny spitroasting of his beloved series by blaming it all on the Nu™ owners; the creators of AtLA are the ones responsible for Whorra.

If you ever needed more proof that WCB are /ourguys/ then look no further.

>>20673

Main guy from WCB admitted someone in his family married a jew & ethan is a jew.

2 connections to kikes that I know of therefore I don't trust WCB.

>>20682

There's no need to be paranoid about it and its not like the WCB host himself married one. Also Ethan's the one who married a jew and he called George Lucas a racist, so he's the one you should be wary of.

I'm surprised none of you faggots are talking about the recent Mundane Matt controversy where he shat on SW fans and defended Disney. Anyway, now it seems the pretentious prick has finally eaten humble pie and apologized to the SW fans, but only after realizing it would ruin what little relevancy and popularity he had. Anyone know why Hooktube no longer works?

>>20686

>Anyone know why Hooktube no longer works?

Youtube changed something with their API and the permissions, so it's dead now.

>>20685

I hope you are right. In any case what's the Geeks and Gamers guy's story?

He seems very disingenuous.

>>20686

>>20690

As I understood it, Hooktube was dumb enough to try and get ad revenue off of their rehosting site, giving jewgle the ammo they needed to legally attack the site.

>>20686

He sounds like a soy chugging faggot here and on the high council.

>>20575

https://www.youtube.com/user/SyIver012

>>20708

*not to shill, but I think this guy is alright

>>20709

Um, isn't that the whole point of the thread? To shill?

>>20575

Pretty good review.

>>20718

Yeah, they pretty much hit the nail on the head.

RO is an example of good set design and environmental shots, but a case of an absolutely hollow, lobotomized, trainwreck of a script and concept.

>>20723

<Watching Red Letter Disney shills….

>>20662

>>finding SJW bullshit where there was none

Just because it wasn't blatant doesn't mean it wasn't there.

>>20781

The way the femslaves were presented always felt off to me tbh. It's pretty subtle compared to most Current Year films though, cringy but forgettable. Still not as bad as Disney SW. Nu-fans will even go as far as making retarded claims that SW was always political, because yeah, the main characters were all totally prominent minorities with spinoff novels that detailed their sexual escapades and political beliefs that for some reason perfectly paralleled our own and Lucas totally said he wanted to alienate half the audience demographic to appease to only certain crowds. I mean seriously, how can fucking Disney fans ignore this shit and still pretend that the politics in previous SW films is anything like now? Its like they're purposely ignoring the shit going on with Kennedy and Lucasfilm either due to blind fanaticism or because they agree with what they're doing and don't want to come off as shills.

Just look at the comments sections of shit videos like these

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=ZSI_ipDApU8

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=ohLyesZApDA

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=vKAn9x4PFu0

<Star Wars was always politicized!

<It always had a strong SJW leanings!

<I never saw the OT, but the PT was super political! Kennedy did nothing wrong!

I refuse to embed them in case some of you don't want to give them more views.

Sith Lord Moomin… Oh gee how fucking scary.

>>20782

Any tangential relationship with themes, symbols, or literary devices in general that can be studied or seen in political science or current events is used by progs to support an insincere thesis on the polemic nature of a work. It's an extension of the Marxian (and hack creator) maxim that all art is inherently political. It would be like demanding a Flash Gordon reboot have a deuteragonist that belongs to a queer syndicalist freedom fighter cell and justifying it by saying that since Ming the Merciless is an evil tyrant in the original series that it was "always political" with a clear anti-monarchist message.

The politics of Star Wars is about as bland and uncontroversial as it gets unless you're an extremist/reactionary but still something that functions within the context of the narrative. It's part of the setting but not the driving mechanism of the plot. SJWs not only fail to understand the utility of such subtlety but appear to disdain it as cowardice. Everything has to be on the nose, blunt, and unambiguously aligned with their agenda. Furthermore they can't even competently represent their own themes in the works themselves often because they're too worried that doing so would offend the sensibilities of the demographics they're allegedly promoting. Instead they have to use out-of-universe supplementary resources, the pop press, and officiated fan outreach publications to directly tell people what they're supposed to feel and what representations are intended in the works leaving nothing to the imagination and no room for interpretation.

Compare Palpatine allegedly being partially inspired by George Lucas' hate for Richard Nixon according to old interviews and his personal expectation that the United States would turn into something like the empire before 2000 AD according to private production notes written in 1978 with Rogue One directors taking to Twitter to tell the world that the Empire is allegorical to white supremacy and promoting safety pin Rebel insignia and Cuckquean Kennedy issuing public statements that she doesn't need straight, white, cis-males in HER franchise anymore. Observe how they insist that the First Order is a hatebigot organization yet demand that non-white, female, and queer people be used to represent it because inclusivity is more important than the logical coherence of their own propaganda.

>>20828

If they were smart (which they aren't) and didn't hate the old EU (which they do) they could quickly create a lot of quality Star Wars content normalfags have never seen before by taking old audio books and embellishing them with some still pictures (portraits of important characters/tech, locations ect. Essentially a storyboard.) they got an artist to make (even the good comic artists aren't that expensive, modern comics just try to squeeze every penny by hiring absolute hacks) then give them a fancy sounding name.

>>20662

>No SJW-bullshit

There were plenty of that tripe in the new Mad Max which is almost as offensive to a Mad Max-fan like the new Star Wars-sequels are to a Star Wars-fan. But somehow it gets a pass because the creator is involved and nobody mentions what a fucking faggot he turned into.

>>20864

This essentially. And much like SW, they even fucked MM's timeline https://madmax.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline_of_events_%28rebooted_franchise%29

>>20856

They were sitting on a literal goldmine of quick and easy adaptations and reboots much like they had with Marvel and maybe even make the bad shit good like they did with Guardians, yet they fucked it up instantly because Kennedy wanted a new female-oriented universe and JJ didn't like being limited.

Also fuck me sideways if they give Dr. Aphra her own damn series.

On the nature of shills.

>>20871

Fair point, I'd still say that if you like nu-wars

you're either a shill or the most boring person to talk to in a 12 parsec radius.

>>20872

>you're either a shill or the most boring person to talk to in a 12 parsec radius.

This.

>>20876

>>20872

Unrelated, are parsecs used in the /sw/ galaxy? It triggers my autism if so.

>>20903

Yep. Han Solo mentions them in ANH (although as a unit of time rather than distance), and they are used a few other times iirc

>>20904

Right enough, I'm remembering now. That's mildly annoying because a parsec is based the parallax angle of the Earth at opposite ends of its orbit. I suppose we can assume that a /sw/ parsec is based on Coruscant's orbit.

>>20903

Probably, at least in the times when it's refereed to as a unit of distance. There is no explanation for Han using for time though

Just ready the casket.

>>20686

I've seen some people using invidio.us now, not sure if it's as good though.

Link to that video.

https://invidio.us/watch?v=wouKoIDg_yE

The Phantom Menace – What Went Wrong?

>>20906

>There is no explanation for Han using for time though

There are two explanations for that, depending on what you take as canon.

1. Han doesn't know what he's talking about and is making shit up to boast, which is supported by Obi-Wan's reaction to that comment.

2. He actually is talking about distance, which is what the EU and nucanon both went with. The Kessel Run involves serious hazards (the Maw in the EU, the Maelstrom in nucanon) that Han was able to fly closer to than most ships, shaving distance off his run.

>>20962

See wikipedia.org/wiki/J.B._Van_Sciver_Co. it's just a hunch and not that the name itself is originally Jewish

>Joseph Bishop Van Sciver (1861–1943), son of Abram and Lydia H. (Bishop) Van Sciver, was born on May 14, 1861, in Hainesport, New Jersey (which is also where Ethan grew up and his brother was born)

>On his maternal side, Joseph was a descendant of Richard and Margaret Haines, for whom the township of Hainesport where Joseph was born is named. Richard was from London and settled in America in 1683. Joseph's paternal ancestors were John Van Sciver and Charity Morris, who both came from Holland during colonial times.

And then it gets even better with Mary Van Sciver's husband (J. B. Van Sciver's granddaughter) Oliver C. Biddle, who's great uncle was an Attorney General in the Roosevelt Administration and primary US Judge at the Nuremburg trials

https://invidio.us/watch?v=EIG5FS5dWZE

Big News apparently. Filoni has left Disney's new Resistance cartoon or something. Disney's new sequel trilogy cartoon might actually bomb without Filoni's shitty fanbase on board. Could this be another blow to Disney? A win for us?

>>20967

He mentioned on a video that his kids were jewish so case closed.

>>20973

Because his wife is you dingus. Now let's get back on topic. The Resistance cartoon is royally boned at this point which is good since this would have run the risk of making the shitty sequel characters popular with kids.

>>20977

which effectively makes him a jewish ally..

>>20943

Lucas himself suggested another one

3: The Falcon's nav computer is so good it can calculate a shorter route.

>>20996

Fuck I love Doomcock. He is a bit a a faggot with the persona but he is pretty much on the ball with commentary and views on what is going down.

>>21060

True, but the persona kind of makes me think of those old 50s or 60s kids shows with a guy or clown in a goofy outfit with a puppet sidekick or those corny 70s and 80s cartoon variety hours with a live action host and sidekick. Its corny, but it has that charm of being so goofy that it does a good job of replicating that style with a mature twist. He desperately needs shoulder pads though.

<SW is all about diversity and empowerment while we get more successful while ruining what you love! Amiright fellow fans?!

I almost gagged midway into this shit.

>>21069

>likes/dislikes and comments disabled

hmm, I wonder why?

plinkett review is out for TLJ

in short, they destroy it

>>21251

During the throne fight, Kylo randomly stabs his saber into the ground, lol.

>>21251

No, they do not. Their review was pretty tame and stale criticism months after everyone else on youtube released far better in depth critiques of that pile of garbage.

Ultimately red letter media waited until TLJ could no longer could lose revenue by a bad review before they released their cucked "Plinkett review" which I think they only did because they've been hemorrhaging viewers for a while, blame aids moby and that dirty hippie guy.

>>21267

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/redlettermedia

I watched his streams on this video and it still pisses me off.

The argument is so fucking simple, but he wraps together a bunch of bullshit. "It's all just ideology (read: subjective)! But not when I do it!" Didn't even watch his Kreia videos, even more reluctant to now. Maybe he would have done better if he actually ate a proper fucking meal. I know what it's like going without food, and according to Petsnew, this French-Canadian twat has gone without food for 28 days. Beverages can keep you alive, sure, but that doesn't mean you're thinking straight.

I tried to bring up the purpose of sex, and this faggot told me, when I said it was purely for reproduction, while he said pleasure and reproduction, that that's subjective. Then the chat blew up before he could read my counter-argument, and by then I just didn't give a shit. Fucking hell man. Eating makes us feel good BECAUSE we need that shit to SURVIVE. Likewise, with sex, it feels good so WE'LL KEEP DOING IT TO PRODUCE CHILDREN. Tried to being up traumatic insemination (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination), but to no avail. I mean, even if it was pleasurable for the bed bugs, they couldn't do that for recreational purposes, they'd die.

4 FUCKING YEARS AND I STILL CAN'T POST REACTION IMAGES AND EMBED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21267

And yet, because it's them doing it, the floodgates are opened for other e-celebs of their size to pile on. Maybe we will see the normies savage the Sequels the way they did the Prequels.

>>21279

Shit I just realized I saged in a sticky thread. Guess it doesn't matter in the long run.

>>21251

>they destroy it

Several months after fence sitting and laughably claiming fandango lost their tickets, they have a tepid review with more of their stupid bullshit. Fuck them.

>>21299

This

tepid is exactly right.

>>21299

>>21300

It took them long as fuck to do it, which really shows they were just fence sitting and wanted to make sure they didn't upset their asskissing fans, so they waited to see if opinions on TLJ would worsen or improve. They gotta think with their wallets first.

>>21251

Hardly destruction compared to Mauler's more detailed and E;R's more humorous reviews which were damn good, and E;R's even gives some nice OC. This shit is okay at best though. I just wish they were this unbiased when they did their TFA review. And you know their review for TFA was bullshit when they dissed Rogue One for the same reasons they praised TFA.

>>21299

RLMIDF here.

They didn't really claim that, did they? The little segment in the HitB episode came off as a joke to me.

>>21308

>came off as a joke to me.

They were 100% serious when they blamed fandango.

>>21309

How do you know?

>>21308

Before the segment they announced their review would be late because fandango had screwed up and they hadn't seen the movie.

They delayed their review at a time where the media was proclaiming the film the greatest ever but fans were starting to say it sucked. It's pretty obvious they saw it, saw it was awful, but were afraid to say that. Mike ultimately decided to play the whole thing off like Star Wars isn't a big deal.

>>21312

Basically they had no real opinion? They just wanted to wait and see what the popular opinion would become and then regurgitate it for the circlejerk points. Fucking shameful. I mean I hated their TFA review but I let it slide, until I saw their Rogue One shit and they bashed that movie for the very same shit they loved TFA for. It was obvious they were just blinded by nostalgiafaggotry and the desire to not displease their fanbase and the popular opinion when they saw TFA but they'll never fucking admit it.

>>21312

>Before the segment they announced their review would be late because fandango had screwed up and they hadn't seen the movie.

Source? Did they announce that on Facebook or Twitter? All I've seen is that bit right before the review.

>>21324

They posted it to twitter. Happy nkw, faggot?

https://www.twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/941533846058790913

>>21325

I am, thank you.

>>21325

Yet people will still suck their cocks and believe anything they say or doubt any possibility of RLM being insincere. I mean I'm glad their latest video has caused so much butthurt to the Disneyfags, but RLM are such massive hypocrites that I can't help but be annoyed that this is only bringing them more undeserved fame. They clearly bided their time waiting to know what kind of video to make without fear of alienating their subscribers.

>>21331

Yeah red letter media deserves to die for their shilling for disney (and that marysue) in the first place. This latest video is a shallow attempt to get on the bandwagon increase their subs.

Some shit publication is giving them free (negative) publicity:

https://web.archive.org/web/20180830012759/https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/mr-plinkett-last-jedi/

>>21325

>>21333

Well this sure explains a lot. What sellouts. I actually got to watch the Rogue One review and you can tell by their criticisms of this movie compared to their criticisms of TFA that they were either blinded by nostalgia during their TFA review or they were simply trying to appease their regular viewers and the general consensus to increase their popularity. Its a shame since I'm genuinely enjoying the butthurt they're causing over at the new NeoGAF and Reddit.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/red-letter-media-star-wars-the-last-plinkett-review.64851/page-37

>>21334

scanned posts on that link constant complains about:

<alt-right

<sexist/sexism

The soy is real,when do they start blaming russian bots?

>>21335

When someone brings up that Mike took a crack at Antifa.

>>21336

Was that before of after his shilling for interracial love scenes?

>>21331

I'm glad he's saying it's shit, but 1) he's too kind to it 2) his insights are part of the reason the series is garbage and 3) he should have shit on TFA for its forced feminism.

>>21339

They embraced feminism/sjw shit so they aren't likely to "call it out" unless they get really desperate for subs.

>>21340

>They embraced feminism/sjw shit

Citation needed.

>>21396

Did you even watch their TFA review and its related videos? They wouldn't stop bashing people who rightfully called Rey a mary sue and the TFA Plinkett review was them basically calling people who disliked TFA sexists and racists because that's what their audience wanted to hear. On a side note, they think Pink Flamingos is the greatest film of all time. If that's their standard for peak cinema, then there's a lot to be questioned about RLM.

Honestly TLJ was so bad that I couldn't even sit through the Plinkett review. I made it about 17 seconds in…

>>21399

THIS

>>21396

It comes out in all their media for example Hitb,Botw, the canceled Previous recorded ,etc.

In these videos the bald fucker called for draconian internet censorship/ID, there various typical Hillary supporter tier Trump “jokes” (comes off as pathetic not funny), the way they look now (bald guy & bearded hippie especially), anti-white comments, push for interracial relationships in movies, support for faggot movies, defense of feminist characters, they a strawman arguments about groups that don’t like a movie (soywars), they freak out at the sight of tits on old movies (virtue signal about how “bad this is), Rich Evans constant makes anti-Christian comments (for no reason, it’s not funny or add to scene just an attack),the crap they have typed on social media, I could go on.

Red letter media jumped the shark after the last PT Plinkett review which was the last time they had balls enough to make nigger & rape jokes and they haven’t been really been good since save a few BotW/WotW videos and those have gone downhill drastically since the chick left and the bald faggot, fat hippie and the “Canadians” (one of them is a jew) have become regular guests.

>>21454

That's pretty /sw/ell.

>20575

Anyone remember the shakin' bacon's chick? can't find her right now.

>>22071

>Clone Wars Maul was good

>le George Lucas can't write anything maymay

fukn dropped

>>22074

How about this one?

How could Zahn do this?

>>22080

It's not bad but not really in-depth; he just says what the average moviegoer is thinking with some edited reaction pics in the background. If I'm going to have my opinion spoonfed to me by an e-celeb I prefer one who has greater knowledge and more autistic fascination with the elements of storytelling than myself, so that I may gain new ways to appreciate media (both the good and the bad) when I watch it.

>>22080

>>22125

Also he does that reddit "LOL IT'S JUST A DUMB FILM FOR NERDS EXDEE" thing which irritates me, so points down for that.

>>22127

Yes, but in the end he says the movies shouldn't abandon pre-existing mythos and lore and that remaining a "film for nerds" is far more beneficial than being a mindless film for the normalfag masses.

Not a youtuber, but pretty successful author taking a piss on TLJ http://monsterhunternation.com/2018/10/02/my-russian-bot-review-of-the-last-jedi/

http://archive.is/4EN0C

>>22292

This is a pretty bad review. He's more interested in getting smug points than making a proper analysis (what the movie wants -> does it succeed?). Also too much talk about his life. Feels like an e-celeb blog.

>>22390

>Also too much talk about his life. Feels like an e-celeb blog.

It literally is his blog

>>20593

Biggest issue with E;R overdoing the Korra thing is that's what put his channel sorta on the map and it's something he can easily reference that most of his viewers are for sure going to at least have some knowledge about.

Is world class bullshitters still making vids about unsold Rose Tico figures?

>>22682

I think they did one more after Toys R Us closed.

>JJ was retarded enough to have Tarkin be Snoke

Its so fucking obvious now looking at Snoke's shitty face. And the CGI Tarkin in RO… Why the fuck would Lucasfilm and JJ think this was a good idea?

Doomcock's doing a livestream

>>22716

>>3 hr stream

I've got time.

>>22121

If it were canon, it would have to touch the new movies. Better where it is for now.

>>22962

Forgot to explain. Wreck it Ralph wanted to make fun of Kylo Ren, but Lucasfilm said no because they're a bunch of faggots now.

It's not perfect (some nu-wars stuff) but pretty good, though "demoncracy" is kind of dumb.

>>22715

Oh yeah.

>>22963

She's a qtπ I hope she likes the EU. She's much more ladylike than this "woman".

>>22962

cuter than both jenny and jessi, but not as autistic and seemingly no disney faggotry.

she might be wife tier.

>>23024

I've seen her shit before. She's mostly anti-Disney but she does like Rebels and Ahsoka a bit but I think she's becoming more critical of it.

>>23029

>she does like Rebels and Ahsoka a bit

well, some people here even enjoy it, and generally dislike the rest of disney sw. realistically i shouldn't allow it but if i put up with it for the sake of her swallowing, i think i could live with that.

Looks like Star Trek, Star Wars and Dr. Who merch are all failing horribly.

>>30664

How

could

this

happen?

>>30664

As the new but increasingly popular adage goes "Go woke, Go broke".

>>30664

STD was supposed to have merch like toys and replicas. Todd McFarlane cancelled it after they saw that nobody was interested in the show.

What did they mean by this?

>>30876

Make a webm if you care.

>>30875

It finally hit Mike that his Plinkett video to the normalfags was what both caused George to sell Star Wars as well as JJ to direct it into oblivion. What's it feel like Mike, to get everything you wanted?

>>30889

I love his disillusioned face. He got everything he wanted and knows that everything that's happened now was in part thanks to him. TLJ is the terrible gift that keeps on giving.

>>30875

I bet he did this after he saw the videos of people destroying rose ticos and other nu-star war garbage.

>>20865

Oh no this isn't true fuck me

NO!

>>30895

Mike is a fool but an honest one, "he know he done bad". Quotes from his Plinket reviews like "JJ Abrams should have directed the prequels and George Lucas should have directed people to their seats", don't age at all well in this climate but I think Mike knows this, even though normies are still mostly oblivious to how Mike was probably why JJ was chosen to direct ep7 when an intern remembered the Plinket review and thought how popular they are with the "Star Wars Community".

People give E celebs way too much credit. JJ Abrams was the go to sci fi guy since Lost. He did Cloverfield and then he turned Star Trek into Star wars. After making a killing at the box office he was the obvious person to do the Star wars reboot. He was a "safe" pair of hands to give it to. And he did his job making a bland, progressive sci fi adventure, which was all he ever was intended to do.

Mike is the poster child of whining about these things but he doesn't hold any influence. The prequels reputations were bad with autists long before mike and long after. He was just the dumb viral video people could share and laugh at. It would be like blaming youtube faggots for Dark souls 3 being awful. Sure they made lore videos out the ass and circle jerked it, but they didn't have a direct influence in it's creation.

>>31087

>Mike a good boy he dindu nuffin

It was his fault. Rian said he loved but feared RLM. Just because he's nutless and impotent when talking about Star Wars now doesn't mean he wasn't a huge consideration in 2012.

The original trilogy was deisnged with 'fan feedback' in mind: fuck George, fuck the prequels, get JJ. RLM was the source of that feedback.

>>31088

I never said Mike dindu nuffin. I said he was a no body no one paid attention to. The prequels were hated by all the fanboys long before he turned up, and they hated how everything was "shallow" while ignoring the prequels are extremely deep, just not in your face deep.I again point to Dark souls 3, fanboys get what they ask for and it sucks.

JJ was always the director to use. Nothing RLM said changes that. He was the go to Star wars guy after everyone said "New Star Trek is good, but it's more Star wars than classic Star Trek". At which point he was 100% the guy to do it in everyone's mind in the business. He even included R2D2 in the Star Trek movies. What could Mike possibly have done which would overrule those box office numbers?

>>31287

I'm actually seeing more idiots claim that RLM are "redpilled" about Disney which is complete horseshit. They'll be sucking JJ's cock like they always do.

>>31287

I know he fucks it up, you know he fucks it up. But he makes a profit in doing so. Which is all that ultimately matters. We're the minority not the majority sadly.

>>31288

Red letter called TFA a great movie, they said daisy ridley was "charismatic as hell", have constantly attacked people critical of disney wars and star wars fans generally.

Those fat fuck sjw leftists retards love the disney wars and have only insinuated that TLJ might have been bad due to the huge backlash…… they are cowards & hypocrites that want to hold on to their reddit/the marysue tier base.

>>31324

Their denial certainly was strong, given that they criticized Rogue One for things they praised TFA for. The Mouse was everything they wanted Star Wars to be. However, with the melting of the figures video it seems like they've realized it.

>>21251

plinkett wetted himself over Rehash Awakens…

Hack Fraud Media>>>>>Red Letter Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0_GdI8TWE

I hate RLM more for their TLJ review than the TFA one. For TFA they were hacks who sold.out for plastic merchandise. It was sleazy and fucked up, but in its way what you'd expect from a bunch of drunk fat nerds who wanted to break in to Hollywood.

TLJ they were first cowards who claimed they lost their tickets. When they finally reviewed it, they had a general 'eh it sucks but who cares' attitude. Rian was a fanboy of theirs. They saw that every fucking thing they had suggested made the biggest shit heap of a movie in TLJ and they just shrugged and said it was just a movie. It revealed that the prequel bashing was never about sincerely wanting anything for Star Wars, it was about a hateboner for Lucas and using whatever they could think of to trash the guy.

>>31326

TLJ review never ever.

>>31326

Hack Fraud Media had potential until he stopped doing reviews.

>>31344

let's hope he will deliver on the Last Jedi review…

>>20575

Does anyone know where a trooper can get a DL link to this game? Disney already killed the link, it looks to be a great remake of Episode 1 Racer.

>>31502

here's what you gotta do

- add it to your gdrive

- make a copy

- get the link for the copy

- download

>>31502

someone needs to mirror, the google is being a le faggót

>>31503

I added it to my gdrive but still getting "download quota exceeded". Were you able to download the link?

>>31507

You need to not try and download from the same link, but instead go to your own drive and download the copy of the file in your drive.

>>20575

Has anyone tried copyright claiming a youtuber they didn't like for teh lulz?

>>31509

Can you actually get away with that without losing your account?

>>31512

Just make a sock account for the purpose if you think that's a risk. Google accounts are not a scarce commodity after all, nor a particularly valuable one.

>>20575

How can a ship do so much damage at 4:53?

>>31513

How do you do that without giving them your phone number?

>>31516

Sicne when do they require phone numbers? They pester you for one (for your own security of course goy) so that you can set up two-factor, but last time I checked you don't actually need to give them one.

>>31508

What about this link? Can you just upload it to MEGA because whenever I see these projects the link is down and Disney has already gone after them.

>>31520

>inb4 Yidsney cease & desists like with KoTOR remake

>>31520

That sounds wonderful… But there's no point. Disney will C&D that shit as word gets around.

>>31526

>as word gets around

Seeing as KotOR remake was going to be free and a "mod" and I assume this would be free too, why wouldn't the creators just finish the game first, put it out and advertise once it's finished? They can still accept donations afterwards, you would think they would know that announcing it will only get it fucked by the mouse, if they're not done yet.

For all the problems with TLJ, I can't believe people think something like this is an improvement. Yeah, let's just open the movie with four minutes of exposition dump. Let's effectively tell the same story, but let's just dump everything in the beginning scene of the movie, in an awkward, clumsy manner. Tell don't show, right?

>>31522

they already did. the guy started to put kotor characters in and it got btfo

>>31520

this is just the mos eisley level that obsidian had built as a concept for its mos eisley rpg they pitched a few years back, idk why it's being touted as a dark forces remake. they also released it and it wasn't taken down.

>>31547

this is the other kind of retard that's responsible for the current state of disney wars: the lorefag.

>>31550

All of that lore is still in the movie though. Luke just doesn't directly speak it into the camera, all in one scene.

>>31547

Wow. That actually looks a bit worse. I guess people really are in fucking denial. Either that or they actually want to like TLJ but can't stand Luke's characterization. That's how fucking low standards are now.

>>31583

This was cute.

>>31547

Luke: who are you?

Rey: I'm Rey, Your sister sent me here. She's been looking for you… everyone's been looking for you.

Luke: tell me Rey of all the people in the galaxy why would my sister send you

Rey: she thought you might be able to help me, and that I might be able to convince you to come back. the resistance needs you, they need Luke Skywalker

Luke: Then you came all this way for nothing. I'm afraid I'm right where I need to be

Rey: No, you don't understand, the Republic it's…

Luke: …gone. I know, I felt it.

Rey: If you felt it why are you still here?

Rey: All my life I heard stories about you, stories I thought were a myth till I met Han and he told me it was real that the force was real.

Luke: Han told you about the force did he?

Luke: Where is Han? why didn't lay us into him?

Rey: He's gone…

Luke: Ben

Rey: we need to stop him.

Luke: we? why is this your fight rey, and what did you find this.

Rey: It called out to me showed me things, and I think you can help me understand them I think you can help me control whatever this is I feel inside of me.

Luke: What you feel Rey it's the same thing all living things feel, the force. but I cannot help you control it

Rey: Why not?

Luke: because the force was never meant to be controlled

Rery: But I've heard stories of the things the force could do the things you did you used it to destroy the Empire.

Luke: [slight chuckle] Yes, I've heard those same stories, and I suppose there's some truth to them… from a certain point of view. it was my father that destroyed Darth Vader and the Emperor not me.

Rey: But I'd heard your father was Darth Vader?

Luke: No, Anakin Skywalker was my father and in his final moments he overcame and destroyed Darth Vader and his master.

Rey: But the stories I'd heard they…

Luke: The stories you heard are not all true.

Rey: Is this my first lesson then?

Luke There will be no lessons Rey

Rey: But I'm here to become a Jedi

Luke: Why?

Rey: Why?

Luke: Yes Rey, why do you wish to become a Jedi

Rey: So I can stop kylo Ren

Luke: And what do you think ou know about kylo Ren?

>>31641

In comparison the opening of Empire Strikes Back.

>shot of Star destroyer

>star destroyer launches probe which lands on Hoth

>shot of man riding animal across the ice

>removes mask to reveal self as Luke

>spots proble

>calls in a report to base

>gets bashed over the head and knocked unconscious

Looks like that lazy fraud is actually getting off his fat ass.

>>31827

Now the question is, what is he going to do next?

>>31835

Solo Review in 2021?

>>31911

Live now.

>>31911

Part 2 Live

To the guys defending our boy George in the comments, I love you.

>>31911

I kind of went into this apprehensively after he started talking about TLJ shitting on TFA. Glad to see that was just his way of making sure Disneyfags paid attention. Hopefully this helps to make more people aware of TFA and TLJ's flaws.

>>31978

I don't mind, it's consistent with what he established for his character. I always understood that he did Plinkett reviews like Stoklasa would have. I don't mind it too much.

>>31502

https://anonfile.com/Gd02Aebdn0/StarWarsRacer_2018_rar

>>32489

Well fuck. The man is a contrarian though, so it was to be expected. Thankfully his streams aren't as popular as his regular videos.

>>32510

I don't know who that is but her sounds like a faggot.

I greatly enjoyed this video though that called IX a scam. It came out quickly and shills were quick to gut his throat.

>>20575

How's this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGShEunFKvEhTYRKesRgakQ

>>32524

>Legends

Well he mostly sticks to that, but it seems he likes Disney too…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jUFxSY9kbI

>>32536

Even Mark Hamill went out of his way to defend the guy, so with that said, fence sitting faggots will probably be defending him now too.

>>32510

>Why even defend this guy?

Because normalfags still love nuWars, think JewJew is gonna save the series, and most importantly, because they need ebil hwhite men to mock the film and its fans, so they are probably gonna milk this like the fake Kelly Marie Trans bullying in order to make OT/PT fans look bad.

>>32510

That faggot Jeremy from Geeks&Gamers has literally made two videos to defend him, Quartering too. Good goys centrists/cuckservatives.

>>32548

What's their to defend? People have been laughing at nerds like this for ages. If this faggot was wearing a maga cap or something, Disneyfags wouldn't give two shits about him.

>>32549

To be fair, both have been critical of IX and that faggot Jeremy finally admitted that TFA was overhyped and that JewJew is a hack who toys with people's nostalgia for personal gain. He also made this musical.

Also, Normalfags are waking up, they just don't like cyberbullying shit because tv says its bad even though all it takes is turning off your damn screen or not uploading stupid shit online in the first place. .

>>32555

He desperately wanted to ride Sargon's cock like so many other failures without realizing Sargon was just using them and saying what people wanted to here to prop up his own career. The man was basically a less retarded MundaneMatt.

>>32552

>What's their to defend? People have been laughing at nerds like this for ages. If this faggot was wearing a maga cap or something, Disneyfags wouldn't give two shits about him.

It is 'cool' to be a nerd now, and they've put so much SJW politics into this shit that they can't admit defeat now.

Gary over at Nerdrotic commented on the popularity of 'nerd culture' in the current year; before they started their SJW takeover no one thought it was cool to be a nerd, liking Star Wars wasn't cool. I got a lot of shit for being a SW fan back in high school, around the time RotS came out, but these days you have pretend fans wearing SW shirts and gushing about these Disney shitfests.

Maybe I've just grown old and bitter, but I can't enjoy SW nearly half as much as I used to, nor any other fandom for that matter.

>>32560

2007 was a mistake

>>32548

>think JewJew is gonna save the series

I thought the rianfaggot was banned?

>>32567

Some of the hardcores love rian. RIP

>>32567

lolwut

Do you disagree that normalfags think Abrams will repair the damage done by Roundhead Johnson?

>>32558

You've grown up and childish things don't hold your interest as much as they used to. This is healthy human behaviour so you don't end up an eternal manchild chasing the latest cartoons for the rest of your life.

You also don't enjoy things as much because you have seen or read the good stuff. If 1 in 10 books are the great books how many years go by to get one of them again (ignoring the obvious decline)? As a new fan you got to read stuff on mass and get pointed to the best stuff. As an old fan you burnt through it all and have little left that's quality and have to roll randomly in hopes of the next one being good.

The concept of being a fan of something changed with the internet and if you were involved with the convention scene. It went from a few friends enjoying nerdy shit with magazine articles to selfies, fanfiction and virtue signalling being the primary way to express things. You won't enjoy it as much as you should because of the first two points, but you also won't enjoy it because it's shit. Old nerds aren't like new nerds. They're polar opposite creatures.

>>32560

TBBT is a pile of shite but any one who claims it's the cancer is ignorant. D&D, Star wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who and all the other cancerous shit was mainstream as fuck. Real fucking nerds were reading novels (not comics called graphic novels), and other unpopular wars to approach science fiction.You can't be the biggest science fiction brand on the planet and claim to be a nerdy thing. You can't have 10 popular TV series in a row or million unit selling games either. XD I'm such a nerd hasn't changed a damn bit, you're just more aware of it now. Science fiction hasn't been nerdy since the 1960s and Star wars could only claim to be nerdy maybe in the mid 90s. It's being a special snowflake now and it was then too.

>>32583

Jewjew got torn a new asshole by his mystery box claims. When people discussed Snoke being discarded so easily the mystery box popped up over and over. The lack of a trilogy penciled in by Jewjew lead to the movie they now all hate. He's going to come in, remake ROTJ and answer none of the questions outside of his own trilogy of mud people. Nothing will be explained or developed but it'll be successful any way.

I would say "which one of you did this?", but I know none of you have the talent for this.

>>32771

*note if he says something wrong, well, I didn't even watch the whole video :^)

He shits on nu wars and defends the Prequels though.

>>32772

>>32773

>>32771

what a dumb shtpist lol

>>32771

>>32772

>>32773

>>32774

At least change your flag and wait more minutes between posts if you're gonna samefag, you retard.

>>32775

What are you talking about?

>>32777

I want to lick Reimu's armpits.

>>32771

Who is that woman in Lucas' sunglasses?

>>32773

Considering he likes MCU and is probably autistic, yes, that would make sense.

>>20662

This.

>>20588

>>20781

>>20864

>linking weeb

Shut the fuck up liberals

>>32809

>E;R

>the most anti-SJW, homophobic and offensive weebish youtuber ever to be promoted by the youtube algorithm and considered an online nazi leader by all

>generic weeb

>liberal

Newfag plz

>>32810

>implying that e;r isn't takinga dvantage of dumb /pol/acks for views

>all those muh maga memes

>>32814

He's been making offensive videos before 2016, and the point isn't that he makes shit dumb /pol/acks may like (which they don't like anyway because they're faggots who think everything outside of their safe space is a jewish plot), its the fact that he makes videos that criticize crap normalfags love for being "diverse" while ignoring that they're just flat out bad, like Steven Universe and yet he's considered an evil white supremacist nazi for simply speaking his mind. Just watch the damn videos you faggot.

>all those muh maga memes

It pisses people off. That's the whole point. Considering it bugs you that much, he must be doing something right.

>>32814

>>32816

>>32810

>>32809

Could you two retards take this passionate homofest elsewhere?

>>32822

It the youtube discussion thread; this place is supposed to be a homofest.

>>32537

Which is weird to me, consider how much Mark really hates the fact Disney ruined his iconic character

>>32831

Yeah but Mark always like to play the good guy based on what the majority says. The only thing he's willing to disagree on with the majority is the fact that Disney fucked him over, but even then he does so as subtly and as whipped as possible. Like for example, a little while ago, Mark tweeted a picture of him teaming up with his old friends with no sign of Rey, Finn or the other new fags around, which got him a load of hate on twitter for dissing the progressive new cast. Mark proceeded to defend himself a little as nicely as possible but he'll be apologizing next week after being told the image he used was made by a supposed nazi. And despite all the hate he gets on the modern left, he's always willing to crawl back to them on twitter. I can only hope he starts to realize that the majority doesn't always represent what is good and becomes more vocal about Disney's douchery.

Anyway let's look on the bright side and be thankful that Disney's comics are tanking, including the sw ones.

>>32832

You mean this?

>>32832

I pray he does anon.

>>32810

I think mean the most weeaboo youtuber ever

>but he anti-[boogieman]

good for him

>>32814

/thread

>>32822

shut the fuck liberal weeb

>>32849

>liking animu means you're liberal

Now you're just creating a boogieman.

>>32853

No, it mean you're a weeaboo

But still sadly you just a liberal as well.

>>32855

no u

>>33117

I just found that guy from the GoT implosion. Strange how the internet can be a small place sometimes.

>>32856

also no u

>>32855

Leftists hate fanservice, so they would be against animu.