625911 No.25487 [View All]
Looks like Picard is returning in a brand new Star Trek series. However, isn't he old as FUCK right now? He's 78 and could literally die any minute. I don't see this series going very far. Plus, with the latest introduction of the pozzed Odyssey series, it's safe to say that any new St series will be pozzed as well. After all Picard is just another Trump-hating celebrity who would agree to anything that involves subverting the science fiction we all love with some queer revisionism.
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b27a88 No.32001
>>25516
>Can't they find a young actor who did theater and distinguished himself in theater?
Theater is dead. It's too expensive for normies and largely is just more productions from decades (if not centuries) ago. A lot of people harp about Hollywood being creatively bankrupt, but the fact is literally every single creative medium in existence (movies, TV, animation, video games, books, theater, music) is the same way. There isn't enough profit in being avant-garde, so every company is taking the "safe" option of rehashing the same old shit.
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533837 No.32054
>>31901
Loads of investors and it being too big to fail now. Basically a lot of money got shoved up front and they have to produce something or risk being sued.
>>32001
Local and amateur theater can be quite good providing the actors are not pretentious and up their own ass.
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b27a88 No.32110
>>32054
Local and amateur ANYTHING can be quite good. But that's never going to be on TV.
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7de379 No.32402
>>25520
I hope the show is 45 minutes of Picard rambling while his pitbull mauls children, while wearing a starfleet uniform
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feb308 No.32468
>>25548
Anon here is correct, he, was awesome.
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b27a88 No.32602
>>32402
>while wearing a starfleet uniform
Who is wearing it? Him, the children, or the dog. Because each of those is increasingly hilarious.
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b0d5c8 No.32694
>>25555
Picard is going to be rewritten as the high priest of social justice.
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8cfaaa No.32697
>>32694
Of course he will. They mistake the character's mind minded philosophically driven principles as wokeness and subservience to feminism. These dumb fucks have been doing this shit especially hard for the last few years with people who clearly never watched any Trek running around social media screeching about how evil white nerdy dudebros didn't pay attention to the lessons they believed Trek was preaching.
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6a99a6 No.32698
>>32602
The dog is the first officer
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769eab No.32701
The fact they chose a dog instead of Spot really speaks volumes.
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b27a88 No.32741
>>32697
Picard was egalitarian insofar as the person in question had competency. Supposing the writers create a Mary Sue character, in-universe of course Picard would be behind her all the way.
>>32701
A cat would be much more valuable on a winery anyway. Cats eat vermin and keep themselves fed and clean; dogs make nuisances of themselves, shit everywhere, and then go play around with poisonous snakes.
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f9c517 No.32743
>>27060
> Nu-Trek
No such thing. Entirety of ST canon is:
TOS
TAS (optional)
movies 1-9
TNG
DS9
Voyager (Tuvok/Seven/Kim eps only)
Enterprise (3/5ths canon)
Then Star Trek ended. RIP in pieces.
Possible renewal options of actual Star Trek:
Axanar
Worf show
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ee97e6 No.32755
>>32743
Sorry lad, Nemesis, Orville, and Galaxy Quest are all canon too. And all of VOY and ENT, even Threshold.
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fef594 No.32775
>>32755
Nemesis is only canon if it's a holodeck simulation created by an Irumodic Syndrome-ridden Picard.
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92c92b No.32776
>>32775
Nemesis had Janeway in it not drinking coffee. What do you think?
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b27a88 No.32812
>>32776
They made her quit coffee when she took up the Admiralty, as they discovered that her coffee was actually infected with brain parasites.
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044faf No.32823
>>32812
Isn't that key to becoming a Starfleet Admiral though?
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9de54c No.32835
>>25493
>>31912
I'm in awe at the things you people can turn into liberal conspiracies.
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f9c517 No.32842
>>32755
>Orville, and Galaxy Quest
Orville is superior television.
Galaxy Quest is good. Heard they made another which I assumed got SJWed into garbage besides typical sequel failure.
Not Trek though.
Meanwhile STD is also not canon but isn't good either. I assume… haven't watched a single episode.
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f9c517 No.32846
>>25493
> Picard won't have Picard in it
And what does your theory predict they'll do with the series name? More likely the whole thing is an elaborate pass-the-torch thing to say goodbye to old heroes as they are obsolete in age of SJWism.
Like Rey Wars… I could be a Jedi if I wanted, better than all Jedi, but Jedi are lame and busted because they impose some sort of logical form on my SJ rants. It's well-known logic and form are both colonialist and ableist.
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f9c517 No.32847
>>25555
>And keep the SJWs out of it, give Sir Patrick Stewart free reign to talk about whatever he wants. For bonus points, include subtle conflict between Picard and the ideologically-driven future-space-future post-modernist faculty/students.
You forget Stewart constantly goes on long feminist rants. His dad slapped his mom around so now he's all about domestic violence and muh patriarchy.
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fdffbe No.32870
>>32743
>Axanar
Will it really ever be released? It is probably cringeworthy as well, but those oldsters that made it probably want to see it before they are senile.
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09c966 No.32872
>>32870
>Will it really ever be released?
That would require Alec Peters to stop creating drama all around and start filming.
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fef594 No.32884
>>32835
There are many places you can go where you can not be in awe of that.
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bd0757 No.32887
Can we stick to one thread for this? It's kind of annoying.
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f9c517 No.32895
>>32872
>start filming
I thought they settled and he agreed to kill the project.
Something something about "webisodes" but those are universally trash.
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083f13 No.32898
In a perfect universe this show would recapture the spirit of TNG and be basically a mix of that one episode in TNG were Picard went undercover and others with little action and much dialogue containing TNGesque social commentary and such. Of course it'll be some faggot nuTrek shit instead and they'll take a big heaping dump on the character in favor of the Negress of the week who'll take top spot in the production. So progressive!
I also heard Jeri Ryan will be in it?!
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09c966 No.32905
>>32895
I think what was agreed is that he could make 2x15min movies instead of a feature-length movie.
I know that he's been building a set for months now.
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50b66d No.32908
>>32898
Ryan's almost certain to be a single episode cameo. And the white dude captain in the trailer will likely die within the first two episodes leaving the tough talking strong black woman who don't need a man to take over as the captain of the NotSerenity, since the character was listed as the captain in the leaked cast list.
And I still think they'll give the romulian monk dude some connection to Spock. I totally believe they'd try and make him be Spock's secret love child.
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0081f9 No.32920
>>25503
Damn your eyes, that's not Janeway!
Janeway was an ugly old tart, that's a fetching young woman!
You LIAR!
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4fac8c No.32923
>>25504
>You wont see anything from TNG on this show,
Except Data, Riker, Troi, the Borg…
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33aaf5 No.32930
>>31912
You can't ever be happy, just like SJWs.
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076320 No.32933
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2e3138 No.32936
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4ede7c No.32974
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f5b43a No.32978
>>32923
Frosted Frakes will bang on about misogynistic Starfleet I bet.
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5bc858 No.32983
>>25487
his face is the symbol of reruns
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7ec6ea No.32988
>>32987
Why are you posting Wizardry maps
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872d14 No.32991
Make it so (insert super old man voice)
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bd0757 No.32993
>>32991
>I engaged myself today…
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397166 No.33004
>>25487
Maybe the son of Mogh will finally lose his shit and just ass-fuck this Shakespearean cunt to death.
Stand ho thy grinning face and dropeth thy linen. T's timeth f'r Sir Worf to parketh the shuttle in the bay
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6c74a7 No.33005
>>32698
Time to take Number One for his number two.
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3c1fe8 No.33006
>>32835
they've done it with like 10 franchises at least already.
like, just hamfistedly forcing stuff in and entirely destroying in universe context that could possibly make it make even a little sense. there's no way it's not just Insane Propaganda of some kind what's weird is how ineffective it is. like it's honestly like they're the ones that the propaganda worked on so now they're just doing what they know but part of their brain knows it's dumb so it just ends up as some weird, broken and aimless garbage.
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b27a88 No.33009
>>33006
>some weird, broken and aimless garbage
An apt description of your own post.
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c1716e No.33011
>>33009
>Works on the show
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1b8720 No.33016
>>33006
They are as insidious as the Borg. Perhaps in fact they are indeed the Borg?
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5de4d7 No.33024
>>33006
It's not propaganda for you and me, its for our kids and grandkids.
They will point back at the manufactured history and say "look, for the better part of the last 100 years liberal/progressive values have clearly been the norm. Sure just look at [big franchise],[big franchise] or even [big franchise]…they have a god damn [progressive stereotype] as their protagonist!!"
This is the covert infiltration of the progressive social engineers.
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83177d No.33030
So when do we create a show about a retired Dukat overseeing Bajoran workers at his Kanar Distillery?
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b27a88 No.33049
>>33024
>Implying anyone here will ever have kids
>Implying humanity won't be extinct by the time they could have kids
Naive.
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23bf80 No.33058
>>25503
gib fem cap pls @Warp10
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