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Reminder that /sw/ will always be the superior board with the superior memes an OC.
▶ 41d750 (3) No.17417>>17543 >>17569
Well you be sure to enjoy nuWars, my little soyboy friendo.
▶ ff93b7 (4) No.17426>>17553
We should all be very grateful for Star Wars. If nothing else it's chock full of moments that make even the JJ Abrams Trek films seem amazingly well written and engaging.
▶ 236289 (4) No.17430
▶ f82ffa (2) No.17437>>17442
The last time /starwars/ tried their shit with another board /bane/ crashed them with no survivors that they had to make a new board called /sw/
▶ 293df6 (1) No.17442>>17445 >>17464
>>17437
To be fair /strek/kies were the aggressors in this case:
>>>/sw/8173
▶ 236289 (4) No.17445>>17471
>>17442
>Someone starting this shit again
Send the Obsidian Order after them.
▶ ee58dd (1) No.17464>>17543
>>17442
suck it up and live with it, cuck wars fag.
▶ 55039d (1) No.17465
>>17392 (OP)
But you don't have swolecard so it doesn't matter. We'll always be better even if you have katarn.
▶ 0d67c1 (1) No.17471>>17472
>>17445
>inb4 it was the obsidian order all along
▶ f82ffa (2) No.17472
>>17471
>Implying the Order would be this sloppy
▶ 300d1b (2) No.17543>>17560
>>17417
>implying anyone at /sw/ supports this garbage
>stealing our own images we use for mocking disney for your own arguments
And this from a guy whose favorite franchise was invented by a literal coke-snorting communist hippie and whose biggest spokesperson is a faggy azn tennis ball fondler.
>>17464
>starts it
>demands no one fight back like cucks
Get a load of this cuck-enabler.
▶ 300d1b (2) No.17544>>17598
Forgot one more. Unlike in ST land, trannies were deranged criminals in SW land until Disney came along and fucked our shit up.
▶ 682c73 (3) No.17545>>17547
>>17392 (OP)
as a neutral observer I have to say /strek banners are better than /sw banners
t.anon-who-made-the-bumper-with-all-the-banners
▶ 507200 (1) No.17547>>17548 >>17552
>>17545
>neutral observer
>anon-who-made-the-bumper-with-all-the-banners
▶ 682c73 (3) No.17548
>>17547
Sir are you questioning my impartiality?
▶ 60525d (2) No.17550>>17551 >>17556
We, of /tg/, shall unite both the factions and together, /tg/, /sw/, /strek/, and /arda/ shall enter a golden age of being huge nerds who bitterly talk about how good our shit was before normalfags, hipsters, and kikes shit all of them up with unnecessary new material.
▶ 236289 (4) No.17551>>17562
>>17550
Only if you get /fit/
▶ 682c73 (3) No.17552>>17556
>>17549
>>17547
Methinks you both don't know what I'm talking about. I never made any banners for /strek or /sw nor am I a frequent poster on those boards. I did however research, collect and evaluate the banners of many boards before I made this bumper. Having seen pretty much all of 8chs banners I think I can judge the overall banner quality of a board. And in this case I think /strek banners > /sw banners.
▶ c4df30 (4) No.17553>>17554 >>17556
>>17426
Bruh, she showed in evening nightgown to talk to Anakin. That's the opposite of sexually neutral. She's was trying to hit that too.
▶ 6f9858 (1) No.17554>>17555
>>17553
No doubt about it, between hypergamy over bagging the Chosen One and the allure of Anakin being "innocent" she's dripping wet over him. Just to play devil's advocate, however, keep in mind how luxurious and decadent the Naboo were; what might be a nightgown elsewhere could be considered day-old sweatpants on Naboo.
▶ c4df30 (4) No.17555>>17557
>>17554
That' would just mean she's extra slutty. She never need to be alone with him like she was. Like, at all. That late night dinner could have been held with…..oh I dunno, some local company?
▶ 00e759 (3) No.17556>>17562
>>17553
This. I mean two teens/young adults (who aren't allowed to have social lives) alone in the fucking royal summer home? Of course they were gonna try and fuck each other. And it fits that Anakin would say something so cheesy since he was raised to be an emotionless warrior monk.
>>17550
/tg/ is the one thing that can unite everyone (I think). Either way, I like both /strek/ and /sw/ since they both agree that modern politics and Jew Jew are ruining us, and also they're both fun. /sw/ just needs to get a little more /fit/ and /strek/ needs to get a little more /tg/.
>>17552
I think the problem with /sw/'s banners is that about 50% of them are just pics with generic "/sw/" text on them in a generic white font. The other 50% are great, but the mod over there should really be more picky about which banners he accepts.
▶ 00e759 (3) No.17557
>>17555
>She never need to be alone with him like she was.
Well she was a child politician (democratic queen?) with no life. Even deleted scenes in the second film revealed that her personal life was pretty pathetic, having parents who are indifferent/neutral about everything and she only ever had like one friend, and it was a fat alien.
▶ 41d750 (3) No.17560
>>17543
>stealing our own images
I made those images myself, retard.
Trash arguments for a trash franchise from a trash anon. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
▶ 60525d (2) No.17562>>17566
>>17551
>>17556
If /fit/ agrees to be a /tg/ sister board, will /sw/ and /strek/ end their feud?
▶ 236289 (4) No.17566>>17570
>>17562
No, we will not rest until the entirity of 8chan is united under the banner of Swoleness, then we will start the Great Swole Crusade and take back the internet.
▶ 35e013 (3) No.17569>>18007
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>>17417
>I made those images myself
>>>/sw/7061
Sure thing lad. And if true
>he actually owns a copy of that book
Now that's disgusting. But kind of odd that we're the trash franchise when you're the ones whose franchise was created by a jew and was shilling commie faggotry and political tripe long before our franchise was pozzed by Disney. I'm not saying ST is bad, but you're just basically being the pot calling the kettle black at this point for whatever strange reason drives your disturbed rationale.
▶ 35e013 (3) No.17570>>17810
>>17566
This. everyone should embrace the /fit/ way. Once we do, we can work together to bring about the Swole Crusade against our manlet foes.
▶ 443049 (1) No.17575>>17578
>>17574
Yes, because the communistic ravings of a carnival barker are the height of maturity. I'd say we're about equal on the silly to serious scale.
▶ 00e759 (3) No.17576>>17577
>>17574
Hey look at me! I can make retarded pics too you D&C pseudo-kike.
▶ 98fc84 (1) No.17577
>>17576
2/10, that's not the right font.
▶ 35e013 (3) No.17578
>>17575
>barker
More like banker.
▶ 46a369 (1) No.17582>>17585 >>17590
Bait Thread
>/sw/ falls for it and gets triggered
>/strek/ sages and laughs at it
We all know that this is clearly /stargate/ stirring shit between the two boards
▶ c4df30 (4) No.17585>>17590 >>17804
>>17582
Stargate only had two good shows, a few good movies, and then immediately shit the bed with its 3rd show.
▶ b379bd (1) No.17590>>17591 >>17595
>>17582
>>17585
>and then immediately shit the bed
>implying we weren't hotter than ST and SW combined during our prime and basically ruled the 90s/00s
>/strek/ and /sw/ are this delusional
Yeah, sure. We shit the bed. Not like you faggots and your positive feminism/new age bs. Enjoy the jew cocks up both your pathetic asses. At least we went out with style without getting our shit fucked and mutilated.
▶ c4df30 (4) No.17591
>>17590
Oh really? SGU had literal cuckoldry as a central plot point. In season 1.
But yeah, Stargate ruled the 00s. And could have kept that going, but immediately shit the bed. Oh well. Imma fan too. Don't hate too hard.
▶ ff93b7 (4) No.17595
>>17590
It would have been nice if the SGC had written the Prime Directive. Less 'don't interfere, don't get involved, jest keep your windows wound up and keep going' and more 'grab anything that looks even vaguely shiny and reverse engineer the shit out of it; also if it looks weird, shoot to kill'.
▶ a75b5a (1) No.17598>>22613
>>17544
>Taking anything in the EU seriously.
>Thinking an single offhand remark about an outlawed surgery, in the context of allowing a criminal to escape identification, is a canon condemnation of such a practice
I know you have a raging and meaningless hateboner for trannies, but this is some seriously desperate and pathetic grasping at straws.
▶ bb4c06 (2) No.17804
>>17585
Wait. Are you talking about star trek or star gate. Not counting TAS I'd say we shit the bed pretty good on voyage our third show and had a couple good movies before that lol just sayin.
▶ ff93b7 (4) No.17810>>17829 >>22613
>>17570
>This. everyone should embrace the /fit/ way
Go back to ramming needles filled with steroids into your dick anon.
▶ 572e97 (1) No.17829>>17905 >>18005
>>17810
>Implying Swoleness involves steroids
It's all natural gains here faggot.
▶ bb4c06 (2) No.17905>>18002 >>22613
>>17829
Plain Jane gains.
What a pain in the brain.
No need to hit the bench and leave a stain…
Don't get fat like anabran tain.
▶ 834d9a (1) No.18002
>>17905
Rhymes so sick they're coughing up blood.
▶ 41d750 (3) No.18007
>>17569
Anon those images have been bouncing around twitter for months you fucking faggot.
▶ f25dcb (1) No.22613>>22643
>>18005
>>17905
>>17810
>>17598
>trannies hate fitness and a healthy body
Who could've guessed?
▶ 76aae4 (1) No.22619>>22624
>>17392 (OP)
The problem with SW memes is that they will never not look like as they were from reddit/9gag. I know that there are a lot of reddit ST memes too, but at least ST is such a vast franchise that you can make OC that's not smelling like reddit.
▶ 90bf48 (6) No.22624>>22625
>>22619
I'm calling bullshit on that.
▶ 21c2e0 (1) No.22641
>>22625
I must admit the first three got a legitimate chuckle out of me. Pretty good shit. /bane/'s continued relevancy however still puzzles me.
▶ 9ab62a (3) No.22644
>>17392 (OP)
Soywars a shit m8, you must not have gotten the memo.