I the Savior am 32 years old, have NEVER had a job, and refuse to help my mother pay for my cigarettes
I was institutionalized against my will at a psych unit, and diagnosed with schizophrenia, but I absolutely refuse to apply for SSI disability benefits, which proves how stupid I am...
Not only could I finally help my mother pay for my cost of living, but I could also get my own place to live and begin behaving like an adult for the first time in my life.
but I'm much more interested in continually creating threads nobody ever reads, in which I pretend to be a monkey who begs for money
( the begging for money part is real, and is simply an extension of me continually begging my mother for cigarettes )