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 No.78445

I'm so fucking desperate to convince my mother that I'm not gay, that I have decided to allow schizo idiot mooch hideous Ashley Savior Nichole Buddha Messiah Schneider to move in with me, and I'll buy her cigarettes with my LAZY FATBOY WELFARE BENEFITS.

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 No.78446

the only problem is any man who could stomach Ashley's face and body is OBVIOUSLY not heterosexual.

this is a catch 22

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 No.78447

maybe it would be easier to simply admit mom & dad were correct... I am gay

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 No.78448

if I was heterosexual, I'd have a female life companion

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 No.78449

but obviously, I have no desire to find a female life companion.... because:

exactly......

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