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 No.77502

Where can you get a virgin slut?

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 No.77503

>>77502

A: of courseIcould find one without a moment's notice, simply by walking up to a beautiful virgin who happens to be an uncontrollable slut

YOUhowever don't stand a chance..

you're going to end up sucking cock

Because you've spent your life playing video games like a little sissy boy, and you never learned how to attract females

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 No.77504

>>77502

are you reallySOstupid, that you didn't realize your video game anime image board lifestyle was going to lead you into homosexuality?

Are you really that dumb?

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 No.77505

>>77502

PROOF OF YOUR STUPIDITY #1 :

You have never seen a video game anime sissy boy with a girlfriend in your life because they don't exist

But you continued being a video game anime sissy boy

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 No.77506

PROOF OF YOUR STUPIDITY #2 :

Women are not terrified of rejection because they have a tiny penis

that'sYOUwith the tiny penis

that'sYOUwho lives in fear

You are so stupid you assumed you're going to find a woman who stunted her development out of fear the same way you did

The reason you have no experience is because you're a coward

But women have nothing to be afraid of, so they come progressed through the different developmental stages of life

The only human you'll ever find with the same lack of experience you've mastered will be another video game anime sissy boy

Like I said, you'll end up with a dick in your mouth guaranteed

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 No.77507

>>77502

You're such a fucking loser

When all of the other normal boys were learning how to interact with girls back in school, you were being sheltered by your mother, hiding in your house playing video games like a little child

You were well aware the other kids were learning how to interact with each other on a social level

You were well aware the other boys were learning how to interact with girls

But you kept playing the video games

Then, all these years later, suddenly you thought you could create a SISSYBOY POST and ask somebody to teach you where to begin

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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 No.77508

>>77502

THE PAINFUL TRUTH :

no woman will fuck you

because YOURE TOO OLD TO BE INEXPERIENCED

Your lack of experience proves that you are dysfunctional

Your lack of experience proves that you are INCAPABLE

Your lack of experience is embarrassing to women.. why would a woman want to be embarrassed by a little sissy boy adult who doesn't have the experience of the average 12 year old boy?

You dug this grave a long time ago, video game sissy boy

Climb in the grave

And we will throw the dirt on top of you

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 No.77509

You think you're intelligent, at least that's what you've been telling yourself all these years. .

But you don't seem very intelligent to me

You were too stupid to realize you had created a destiny of homosexuality for yourself

the truth of the matter is you're not even sexually attracted to females

You're simply pretending you want a girl because you realize how weird it is for you to prefer anime over a relationship with a woman

You realize how much of a faggot you appear to everybody else

so now you're suddenly pretending that you're sexually attracted to females?

GO SUCK ANOTHER DICK, SISSYBOY

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 No.77510

>>77502

Every assembly line in every Factory occasionally spits out a dysfunctional inoperable product....

the "lemon".....

That's you

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 No.77511

When a factory assembly line spits out the inoperable broken dysfunctional factory reject, they don't apply a coat of spray paint and send it down the line

They dispose of it immediately

You are the factory reject

You're never going to be functional

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 No.77512

>>77502

by the way, all these years while you have played video games and surfed image boards and fantasized about being a little Asian girl in an anime cartoon :

I've been getting my dick sucked

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 No.77513

>>77502

You have remained stunted, trapped somewhere between the developmental stages of a toddler and a kindergarten child

Sheltered by your mommy

Allowed to sit and isolate and play video games

YOU BECAME A GIRL

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 No.77514

>>77502

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :

you ARE the girl

it'sYOUwho will be sucking the dick, not the other way around

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 No.77515

>>77502

video games turned you into a GIRL

you are NOT a man, and you never will be

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 No.77516

You've spent all these years identifying as a little cartoon of an Asian girl

And now your fate is chiseled in stone

I would strongly suggest you get comfortable with sucking other men's penises

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 No.77517

>>77502

HOW TO GET LAID :

The only way you're ever going to get laid includes a penis in your asshole and a penis in your mouth

That was your choice.. you're the one who made the stupid decision, so now you have to live with it

HINT: if you spent your entire life burning your skin with an acetylene blowtorch, do you think you could ask somebody advice on how not to be a walking scar?

For your sake, let's hope reincarnation is real

Because this life is already destroyed for you

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 No.77518

Better luck next lifetime, little girl

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 No.77525

XD

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 No.77526

I will have a whole harem

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