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File: 938249a8588e133⋯.mp4 (1.69 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 20221229_8.mp4)

 No.76386

Is it just me or does anybody else find these things revolting

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 No.76387

File: c174d7fdc0cff1d⋯.jpg (709.68 KB, 1438x955, 1438:955, Screenshot_20221229_193117….jpg)

File: d69e471ce030a6e⋯.jpg (495 KB, 1438x963, 1438:963, Screenshot_20221229_193146….jpg)

Just look at them

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 No.76388

File: f9d395e8974b3af⋯.jpg (361.85 KB, 1438x813, 1438:813, Screenshot_20221229_193616….jpg)

Just want to slap them all

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 No.76498

File: 9c47ab016d3c0f9⋯.mp4 (11.37 MB, 540x676, 135:169, DJ_ICEY.mp4)

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 No.76499

>>76386

Yes, mp4 is a disgusting format. Anyone using it should be gassed.

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 No.76500

File: c5b88ca0f0d325d⋯.mp4 (7.37 MB, 202x360, 101:180, This_Was_Unexpected_.mp4)

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 No.76501

File: 939397bd52332ca⋯.mp4 (14.33 MB, 208x160, 13:10, yt5s_com_SUMTHIN_AINT_RIGH….mp4)

>>76499

at least you were CORRECT

When you said you have no discernible Talent whatsoever

here, you'll hear a song I Sequenced from scratch using only my Samsung phone

and you'll SEE

YOULL SEEEEE

you'll see me insert my wife's toothbrush up my asshole

then you'll see her inadvertently brush her teeth with it

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 No.76502

File: c701318ea1bd61a⋯.mp4 (1.08 MB, 320x240, 4:3, JN_Cop_.mp4)

>>76499

but what you lack in talent, you more than make up for in overcompensation techniques....

so there's THAT

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 No.76503

File: 15d6502d4ce2006⋯.mp4 (2.43 MB, 400x220, 20:11, SMILE.mp4)

>>76499

imagine having a woman to look in your eyes tomorrow night as the seconds get counted down

and she whispers "I live you so much"

are you imagining it?..... good

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 No.76504

File: 298f582f0ead135⋯.mp4 (3.53 MB, 950x720, 95:72, Caveman_HD.mp4)

>>76499

now imagine having friends

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 No.76505

oops

typo

and she whispers "I LOVE YOU"

and she pulls you in close

and the cheering countdown fades into a foggy echo

and it's only you and her

ecstacy

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 No.76506

File: 53aa174029cd77e⋯.mp4 (15.74 MB, 854x480, 427:240, GO_by_JohnnyNeptune_.mp4)

now imagine a mere acquaintance....

Another casual passing human being who isn't repelled immediately by your presence

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 No.76507

File: 3a33258705bfbfd⋯.mp4 (11.16 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ALOK_AHHHH.mp4)

now imagine waking up Sunday morning at 11 AM with a hermaphrodite cross dresser laying on bed next to you SCREAMING THIS SONG IN YOUR EAR

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 No.76508

File: 1ab4812653e20cb⋯.mp4 (606.79 KB, 720x960, 3:4, croppedvid1661924265.mp4)

now imagine a convenience store clerk that doesn't roll his eyes when he sees you walk into his store

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 No.76510

File: e39064cb64b731b⋯.mp4 (3.13 MB, 576x720, 4:5, look_closer_.mp4)

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 No.76511

File: b8745dfba568825⋯.mp4 (12.38 MB, 720x900, 4:5, assume_.mp4)

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 No.76512

File: 49573b1dc28fb20⋯.mp4 (4.7 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Sexy_Boom_Boom_1_.mp4)

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 No.76513

File: a40da6b85927cbf⋯.mp4 (8.63 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Sexy_Boom_Boom.mp4)

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 No.76514

FARTMAN isso FUNNY!!

there's nothing PRE-K or creepiest immature about FART JOKES....

RIGHT?

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 No.76515

File: d8aa61825cb8ad6⋯.mp4 (4.25 MB, 640x360, 16:9, pizza.mp4)

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 No.76516

File: 299d48274510053⋯.jpg (867.62 KB, 1080x1401, 360:467, Screenshot_20221230_181313.jpg)

RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT :

believe it or not :

" at a certain age, usually between the ages of six and seven, 99% of little boys come to the realization that fart jokes aren't funny, that girls don't think poopy jokes are funny, and it's time to grow up

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 No.76517

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BELIEVE IT OR NOT

there's nowhere to go

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 No.76518

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believe it or not

YOURE EVERYDAY PEOPLE

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 No.76519

File: 8a561e788402d37⋯.mp4 (2.32 MB, 720x720, 1:1, AndroVid_8462.mp4)

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 No.76520

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 No.76521

it doesn't matter

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 No.76522

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 No.76523

File: d7845dfdeccba99⋯.mp4 (7.97 MB, 640x360, 16:9, I_BELIEVE_by_JN_.mp4)

I believe......

I believe in you and me..........

these are the

best years of your life

I still believe inyou and me

I should sleep.....

yell me, why did you leave?

I can't believe

I can't belive it

WHY would you LEAVE ME?

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 No.76524

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(it's not something that you tell a lot of people)

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