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 No.75233 [Last 50 Posts][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

I whole heartedly believe that all problems in this world stem from fucking losers who have no friends.

All misogyny stems from weird fucks who have no platonic female friends and don't understand women.

I dont really think any mental illness is legitimate. All behavior is learned and if you have fucked up parents you are a product of a generational curse. I have friends who are "bipolar" and all their parents are divorced and/or literal shit bags.

I had to be hospitalized and was told I was probably bipolar a while back. I was given anti psychotics that made my cock stop working for months. I did Dialectical Behavioral therapy and it pretty much cured me. Why the fuck is this country chowing down on Concerta and Prozac when the real problem is that the national emotional intelligence is fucking 0 in America.

There is not a SINGLE paradigm of thought available to young people that makes ANY FUCKING SENSE. Bipolar is a reaction just like a FEVER when you have a virus.

DOGMA and RETARDED PARENTS CAUSE MENTAL ILLNESS.

Women who seek sex and manipulate men are simply products of fucked up loser parents who shouldn't have had children. Men need to stop acting like victims, if you are ugly, except it and learn to make things that are beautiful or just be a good person and people will like you.

Qanon is just a pseudo social club for loser adults who don't have any hobbys.

I used to think republicans were retarded but then a close friend of mine got put into a situation where he has to pretty much work a 9-5 every fucking day because his retarded parents spent all their money on their divorce. Of course you would have to develop a rigid word view if you have to do a monotonous job without much social time.

People don't actually give a fuck about spirituality or jesus, adults just want to go sing with their friends and family once a week and the only outlet for that which isnt drug fueled is a dogmatic misogyny machine.

transgenderism is dogma and transitioning doesnt even make the person how they want to be. My friend who is on testostrone said its not even what (they) wanted. Instead of mutilating people we should expand social archetypes to account for more feminine men and masculine women. Wanting to transition is mostly likely from the abuse of porn and subsequent association between cis gender and unreleated truama (this or direct sexual truama at a young age).

We need to completly rewrite our common myths to account for the fact that everything is generated within the human mind and most likely dose not have any real meaning outside the human experience.

ONE MAIN PLOT WITH MANY SUBPLOTS INSIDE OF IT.

FUCKING LOOK AROUND AT THIS THING WE INHABIT, THERE IS NO WAY IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT EXISTS.

Existentialism is only relevant when your life is unfulfilling.

get yo dick sucked and stop reading albert camus.

THERE IS NO DIVINE SCORE, BEING A GOOD PERSON MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD AND YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE SO THAT SHOULD BE A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO HAVE MORALS.

society could be designed so much better to make this the greatest experience in the cosmos but old retards who lived unfufilling lives keep ruining it for everyone because their limbic systems are completly shut down and they are essentailly operating with a lizard brain 100% of the time.

theres a reason why schizos think the country is run by reptilians, it metaphorically kinda is lmao.

life advice from someone who just started:

>get some friends and do mushrooms or lsd (even if it makes you go crazy for a few months its worth it).

>GET YO DICKED SUCK BRO BRO!!!!! (head is underwelming)

>THE HOT CHICK AT YO SCHOOL WASNT EVEN THAT HOT, EVERYONE JUST AGREED SHE WAS FOR SOME WEIRD REASON.

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 No.75234

the 18 year old who thinks WHOLEHEARTEDLY is two words

and who thinks anybody cares about his illiterate "thoughts"

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 No.75235

AND YOU DONOTHAVE "BIPOLAR" DISORDER

bipolar people are naturally INTELLIGENT

they know how to spell

you've got SCHIZOPHRENIA

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 No.75236

lol @ them waking you up at The Salvation Army at 5 AM

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 No.75237

but you probably didn't sleep very well

all those MISSPELLED THOUGHTS in your tiny little head

DEAR SSI WELFARE RECIPIENT,

GET A JOB, BUM

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 No.75238

CONOR I AM COMING TO THE SALVATION ARMY

I WILL BE COMMITING UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES

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 No.75239

good luck "getting YO dick sucked"

I'm sure there's a long line of women waiting their turn

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 No.75240

Conor is being permanently barred from ALL the Boston Public Libraries

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 No.75241

for making terroristic threats on the library's computers

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 No.75242

who is the man behind the computer conor

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 No.75244

Conor, your parents called me

they've invited me for Christmas

and your mother wants to adopt me

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 No.75246

your mother is sweet

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 No.75247

she told me that she's always wanted a son

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 No.75249

CONOR SULLIVAN

try Kensington

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 No.75250

trust me....

you'll like it

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 No.75252

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it's literally right up yourALLEY

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 No.75253

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 No.75254

what the fuck is going on here bro lmfao

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 No.75255

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you might even "get YO little dick sucked"

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 No.75256

jen fo sho givin that gawk gawk 5million no cap

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 No.75257 >>75259

my cock is ready for public library toothless gum blowjobs

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 No.75258

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 No.75259

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 No.75260

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taste the rainbow

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 No.75261

HINT: that's not a rainbow

it's niggers sperm and yeast infection

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 No.75262

also its possible i am a borderline schizophrenic but an an entire generation of women listens to kanye so right now im evolutionarily favorable in the gene pool.

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 No.75263

LOL @ BORDERLINE

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 No.75264

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luck of the irish

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 No.75265

an entire generation of HAHAHAHAHA

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 No.75266 >>75267

hella Irish

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 No.75267

>>75266

I'm half Irish

the shitty half

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 No.75268

once i 69nd this bitch while watching hotel Transylvania while her dad was down the hall

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 No.75269

TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY

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 No.75270

hotel Transylvania 2*

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 No.75271

I happen to have a degree in psychology

I've been homeless before

I've been to prison

and I've fucked literally over 700 women

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 No.75272

I have the answers you don't even realize that you seek

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 No.75273

believe it or not

I can help you find a safe happy harbor

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 No.75274

so from a phycological standpoint schizophrenics are retarded?

(asking for a friend)

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 No.75275

NUMBER ONE:

I may mistyped a word here and there

my wife is in bed asleep next to me

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 No.75276

lol @ me mistyping MISTYPE

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 No.75277

normally I use speech to text

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 No.75278

NUMBER TWO :

are you on SSI yet?

if not, why?

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 No.75279 >>75281

how do i succeed in lyfe daddy conner

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 No.75280

YOU in particular need SSI

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 No.75281

>>75279

you already are succeeding

You're still alive

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 No.75282

REAL SUCCESS = HELPING OTHERS

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 No.75283 >>75285

i am getting a computer science degree so i can move to san Francisco and sell corn fed America's data to overseas firms.

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 No.75284

but you can't help anybody else until you start helping yourself first

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 No.75285

>>75283

you'll end up sharing needles in the backseat of an abandoned car near the tenderloin District

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 No.75286 >>75288

I am actually the happiest i have ever been, only problem is i am addicted to fucking "elf bars" i love flavored air so much nicotine makes my dick hard but im scared my lungs are gonna collapse.

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 No.75287

but at least you've got a dream

So did MLK and look where it got him

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 No.75288

>>75286

THATS THE BEST THING YOUVE SAID SO FAR

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 No.75289

I hope i can have such an influence that i get murdered by the fbi fr.

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 No.75290

happiness is a BEHAVIOR

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 No.75291

so is DRPRESSION

they are behaviors

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 No.75292 >>75294

I actually got really good mental help support but all my friends are still fucked up and if i try to help them it pisses them off, how do i help them or should i just find new friends?

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 No.75293

hold on.....

I've got 6 rescue cats that need food

bbs

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 No.75294

>>75292

FRIENDS are an illusion

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 No.75295

I'll be right back

my wife and I rescue animals in need

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 No.75296

we just saved a siamese

now it's 6

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 No.75297

are we all just secretly competing for our female friends?

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 No.75298

FEMALE FRIENDS = temporary illusion

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 No.75299

I've got cats walking all over me crying for food so let me get up and give them food and water and I'll be back after I make coffee

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 No.75300

brb

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 No.75301

yeah ofc but they still provide a chance to learn about women and gain extra perspective.

Or just some temp company if nothing else.

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 No.75302

true

however :

YOU = your only friend

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 No.75303

and most ppl are lucky if they have that one friend

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 No.75305

BRB I fed all the cats but I still haven't made coffee so give me a few minutes

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 No.75306

THIS IS THE WRONG WEEK TO BE IN THIS SPOT

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 No.75307

But then again you already knew that

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 No.75308

And I'm not talking about some imaginary fabricated holiday based on a deity who never actually existed

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 No.75309

I'm simply talking about the weather

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 No.75311

let me brew some coffee

BY THE WAY....

YOU WILL REGRET YOUR CHOICES

WHEN YOU ARE DIAGNOSED W COPD

brb

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 No.75312 >>75314

bro its -10 where i am.

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 No.75313

only been shmuggin the elf bars for 1.5 years gonna enjoy it a little longer because itll be kinda pathetic to use vapes past my early 20's.

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 No.75314

>>75312

I know

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 No.75315

HINT: it turns out you need lungs

Like I said you will regret it when you are diagnosed with COPD

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 No.75316

It turns out the bulletproof nature of Youth is also an illusion

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 No.75317

Little do you realize that COPD begins at the very beginning, and doesn't become noticeable until the end

It's too late to change your decisions

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 No.75318

Conor I've got to make breakfast for my wife

I woke her up accidentally

I'll be back later

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 No.75319

its ok im sure CASHAPP will have a free branded lung replacement eventually where they utilize my voice as an AD every 20-40 minutes.

In the future people wont be scared of Mormons coming to them in public.

"god fucking damnit its the cashapp sponsored lung guy"

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 No.75321 >>75326

conor you have inspiried me, im gonna try to quite nicotine after this vape dies.

godspeed.

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 No.75323

are you a fed

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 No.75326

>>75321

QUIT saying QUITE

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 No.75327

God does speed?

is it old fashioned crank, or ice?

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 No.75328

Conor I'm glad to see you are back. I hope you're having a better day than yesterday.

-APS

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