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 No.72457

Flies keep trying to eat my flesh. I'm sick of feeding them.

I need insect repellent.

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 No.72458

I heard from demons that Jesus was raped to death, and that Christmas is in celebration of that, even occurring on the day it happened, December 25th.

The Bible is really about Jesus Christ being murdered for being unethical, highly. Or so the demons said.

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 No.72459

>>72458

That The Bible is really just a story about many efforts to kill Jesus, chronicles them, however subtle, because the author was in on murdering him the entire time.

That's what the demons told me.

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 No.72460

Jesus was a bad man.

The author was no better.

Or so the demons informed me.

They told me Jesus and his mother Mary would rape each other. That she is called the Holy Mother, is because a vagina is a hole, and some loved that hole.

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 No.72461

Jesus is actually a demon as well. Or was. It's possible he was "sent" to Oblivion, that he ceased to be. For now.

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 No.72462

>>72461

The same applies to the author of The Bible.

Christianity is actually about the murder of Jesus Christ. Which is why it was named after him.

The religion, though God and others spoke at times in The Bible, was not meant to be taken seriously, though some of the text of The Bible was.

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 No.72463

The author may have also been raping Mary, and Mary may have also been raping the author.

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 No.72464

>flies eating meat

you live in brazil or what?

it is winter already

>repellent

no you need a pet

i have a spider in my chamber and it takes care of all insects that might find their way into my house

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 No.72479

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>>72457

its not flies....

its MAGGOTS

and its your vagina

youre ugly

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 No.72480

ASHLEY SCHNEIDER IS AN UGLY, SCHIZOPHRENIC, HIDEOUS, UNEDUCATED, UNATTRACTIVE, STUPID AS FUCK, UGLY, PATHETIC, NASTY SSI WELFARE RECIPIENT

and shes UGLY

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 No.72481

>>72457

ASHLEY SCHNEIDER, even your nigger-fucking prostitite motjer HATES YOU

both Amandas HATE YOU

RYAN HATES YOU

WE ALL HATE YOU

ugly

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