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 No.72357

I am not an occultist. I did not send demons after you.

Your bad luck is just that, luck.

Nothing bad will happen to you. Nothing bad has. Nothing bad will. You'll be fine and well; you have God.

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 No.72358

You've not experienced greater bad luck due to any past wrongdoings, or wrongdoings present.

Don't be afraid.

You have God.

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 No.72359

There is no such thing as demons.

Demonic attacks do not occur.

They cannot assault you in any and all ways, because they do not exist to do so.

Don't worry.

It's just been a bit of bad luck.

Years of bad luck.

So many years.

You didn't even notice.

Or did you?

What coincides with what?

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 No.72360

But, just to be safe, should you cease to... Do... What exactly to rid yourself of demons?

Is there something you need to do to get rid of them?

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 No.72361

Dumber Than Stupid won't leave me alone.

Dumber Than Stupid is the full name I've given a demon who won't fuck off. They have the simplest mind, and they've mistaken themselves for Satan.

How is it satin' if you're so stupid that you are too dumb to be stupid?

They keep trying to control my body and my mind, Dumber Than Stupid does. And I've told them I'm Satan, and they're in Hell with me, to be tortured. They could have opted not to abuse me in general demonic fashion, but they thought abusing me would lead to God's death and me not becoming god and God. Many attempted this and were involved in it. They really thought it'd work out better for them. Little did they know who I really am... I'm Stupid The Demon, full name.

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 No.72362

STD?

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 No.72363

>>72361

Compassion is a choice for me. I do not naturally possess it. I simply sought superiority and supremacy, and critical thinking skills and analytical and observational capabilities and the knowledge all three provide.

I do not tend to naturally feel sympathy for others. I reason that they were unworthy of it.

Often emotions have been a choice for me.

I was always serious about becoming god and God, and about having a good life, about choosing to be worthy of success and happiness. There are rules to the attainment of anything, and everything. If you fail to follow them, you do not then obtain. It's only luck if you're a fool with an aversion to analyzing and figuring out systems.

Good nets a better reward, or rewards, than evil, generally. The more you intentionally hinder, the worse things are for you. The more you intentionally further the greater good, the better things are for you. Unless you misunderstand something.

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 No.72364

>>72363

Some never observe that this is how existence always works. You cannot be a sincerely happy hindrance. The positive integers are always overall happier than the negative integers. Quit detracting and subtracting from life, and you will be happier. Evil, when a hindrance, never leads to being overall happy or fulfilled. It is not rewarded thusly, and you cannot fight to have it rewarded, thusly, and win that fight. There is nothing for God, or existence, to gain from rewarding hindering others intentionally and abusively. It's just boring self-gratifying and self-indulgent information that is far more self-evident than might be apparent, to allow people to be happy by being rewarded for being trash.

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 No.72366

>>72363

Some never observe that this is how existence always works. You cannot be a sincerely happy hindrance. The positive integers are always overall happier than the negative integers. Quit detracting and subtracting from life, and you will be happier. Evil, when a hindrance, never leads to being overall happy or fulfilled. It is not rewarded thusly, and you cannot fight to have it rewarded, thusly, and win that fight. There is nothing for God, or existence, to gain from rewarding hindering others intentionally and abusively. It's just boring self-gratifying and self-indulgent information that is far more self-evident than might be apparent, to allow people to be happy by being rewarded for being trash.

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 No.72370

I did not demonically possess you, I swear!

I'm not the residual demonic infestation following you everywhere, and I do not do this to many. I have not done this to many, nor am I presently doing this to many. And I'm not demonically possessing, oppressing, and suppressing a fellow demon, and I'm not the demonic infestation of its demonic infestation either.

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 No.72371

>>72370

It's not my job or anything.

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 No.72432

Anyone else love demons?

Want one? Or more?

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 No.72433

I am not one who specializes in the mage/magic branches of skills.

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 No.72434

I cannot control the minds of all, and do whatever I please.

I cannot, then, also control their bodies, completely.

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 No.72435

I do not love music.

I do not love language.

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 No.72436

I do not love music.

I do not love language.

I do not seek to own souls, flesh, and blood.

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 No.72437

I am not Lawful Evil.

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 No.72438

Stupid The Demon is all things good, pure, just, righteous. Innocence personified! Love incarnate!

All that is holy and divine! That is the truth of Stupid The Demon.

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 No.72439

Stupid The Demon is not just any demon, but The Demon King, King of All Demons! And Stupid The Demon is even the only god other than God. Meaning, Stupid The Demon is one with all of entirety, one with God, all that God is.

I, Stupid the Demon King, am one of your two presiding gods. The other is God. God the god, or God the God. Or God, The God.

I am, therefore, Stupid the King of All, and the God of All, even of God, The God. God is also my god.

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 No.72440

The "S" doesn't stand for anything else.

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 No.72441

I am technically all STD's and STI's, just as God is.

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 No.72575

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Have some more fun with demons!

Urie isn't possessed or anything.

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 No.72578

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Marilyn Manson is demonically possessed by Satan here. The entire album might be the same.

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 No.72579

>>72578

There is no such thing as resistance.

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 No.72623

>>72578

>Marilyn Manson is demonically possessed by Satan

actually thats just Brian Warner being a degenerate kike

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